oh man Joseph I can't wait to fly my mega Glide star I know dude it has a 19-inch wingspan you know this is going far it's Gonna Fly For Miles oh yeah hey guys you're looking at the smartest kid in the country you mean the biggest nerd in the Country Flame them bro no because the governor of Florida just sent me this letter telling me how smart I am because I got a 36 on my ACT test you got a 36 out of 100. dude that's failing your ass you got an F Cody he probably
sent you this letter to make fun of you no it's 36 out of 36. that's not how tests work Cody it's 36 out of 100. you got an F and you failed yeah you didn't try dude no because I also got a 1600 on my SAT test I'm just making up numbers Cody that's not how they grade dude hey Joseph I got a 2 billion on my test oh that's so good but maybe next time you'll get three billion but no because they sent me this letter saying that I was smart and they're gonna have
a special celebration for me where they're gonna give me a medal what they're not going to give you a medal they're probably going to give you a you tried metal because you got a 36 F on your desk no guys it's gonna be a whole ceremony and everything there's gonna be a buffet and I can invite whoever I want a buffet oh we can eat whatever we want oh I could eat for days okay Cody well go to your stupid dumb nerd event yeah wait you guys aren't invited what we're not invited no I mean
I'm taking can oh he just wanted to be him and Ken oh one of those day things I guess well I am also inviting Penelope what Penelope why Penelope well I don't know we're friends she's cool well you've only known her for like a year you've known me and Joseph like years yeah I don't know she's nice I don't know well you don't even know who she is why is she gonna go your stupid event we want to go yeah I don't know guys she's just cool I want to bring her so you're gonna take
Ken and Penelope yeah and Patrick Patrick come on why Patrick with the last video he's even better why Patrick you don't even talk to Patrick well just because you don't see me talk to Patrick doesn't mean I don't talk to Patrick when's the last time you talked to Patrick like three days ago on the phone show me your call history show me you talked to Patrick okay I don't really talk to Patrick that much but he's cool I like Patrick so you're gonna you're gonna take Penelope and Patrick and Ken but not your two best
buds come on we sit on the couch together yeah I mean I I'd rather take them wait are you gonna take your parents no definitely not they're gonna cause a scene well you gotta you won't you're not gonna take your parents it doesn't make sense dude yeah so you're gonna take Penelope who you don't even really know you're gonna take Patrick who you don't really even talk to and you're gonna leave behind your two Best Buds and your parents what well sorry guys you're just not invited what you're so stupid Cody you know how much
stuff we do for you I point out how many pimples you have on your face so that you can get them treated and that's your nurse so we can humble you yeah and also we tell you how fat your mom is so she can go on a diet I only tell you your mom is fat because I'm worried about her health Cody I don't want her to die who's here see guys this is exactly why you're not invited I only really came to show you guys how smart I am I have to go get ready
for my ceremony it's tonight Joseph can you believe that can you believe what Cody's doing I know dude I really wanted to go to that Buffet but let's put this plane instead I don't want to find a stupid plan I want to go to the event but we're not invited dude but why isn't Cody inviting us it doesn't make any sense we've been his best friend for years wait a minute I figured it out what is it because we're black that's one of the reasons yeah I knew it but he's only inviting people whose names
start with a P what think about it think about it the two people he invited is Penelope and Patrick okay but what about Ken Ken's not a real person ah I see so he's only inviting people whose name start with a P because he hates people whose name start with a j he's a Jason he's a Jason he's racist and people's names are with a J because I'm Junior and you're Joseph so we got to change our names to start with a P how we're going to go okay we just changed our names my new
name is officially puner and I am posted and I told Cody to come over see if he invites us oh yeah he better let us in this time guys what do you want I was getting ready for my ceremony I gotta go hey Cody look at my new bib with PR where did you get a job in public relations no are you supporting Puerto Rico it's not that either okay then what is it me and Joseph changed our names what what did you change your names to I am poonier and I am posted those are
the stupidest names I've ever heard well can poon your imposive come to your event no I thought you're gonna invite us to our name start with P now yeah why would I do that because you're Jason what the hell is it Jason you're racist to people whose name start with J what are you talking about look you invited Penelope and you invited Patrick so we changed our names to start with a P because you were only inviting people with peas that's not why I didn't invite you guys then why'd you invite us I don't know
I just didn't want to you don't want us to go no I don't well what if we show up anyway well then I'm gonna have security escort you out because you're not invited you just don't want us there yes exactly I don't so I'm gonna go finish getting ready for my ceremony leave me alone oh Cody I hate you dude that's so Jason's of him yeah he's Jason's and he's Paces now oh I gotta figure out what this is you know what I'm gonna call Patrick over and maybe Patrick can tell us what's really going
on yeah he better hey guys I lost my shoes I probably need them for Cody's ceremony I don't want to go barefoot unless I'm Tarzan Tarzan is cool but then I have to take my shirt off Tarzan was raised by monkeys did you know that I think I was raised by monkeys because I'm pretty good at climbing I like bananas all right listen Patrick we want to find out is that a mega Glide store yeah yeah dude and it has a 19-inch wingspan and it has dual flight mode high durability if I wanted to do
his handball yeah wait you can read that from way back there yeah I have contact lenses they're like these little stickers that you put in your eye to make your eyes see better at least that's what my mommy says except sometimes I forget to take them out and then I go behind my eyeball and the doctor has to pop my eye out of its socket to get it back out all right Patrick you can leave okay dude why did you make him leave because I just figured out why Cody didn't invite us what why because
we don't wear glasses wait that doesn't make sense dude no think about it Cody wears glasses Penelope wears glasses Patrick doesn't wear glasses dude he wears contacts Cody is a bad visionist he is racist to people with bad Vision he knows my left eye is not that good my two dude so if we wear glasses then he'll think that we're like him and he'll invite us yeah let's go all right postiv we now have perfect vision because of our glasses you're right poonier we look so sophisticated I called Cody and said come over really quick
guys what do you want my ceremony starts in 30 minutes I don't have time to keep coming over here what is this me and positive now have glasses okay great and so do you like them well did you guys even need glasses I mean our vision wasn't perfect before but now it is don't you like wearing glasses no I only wear these because I have to oh well you know me and postiv will be able to see you better get your award with these glasses you guys are still not invited but what we're not invited
still but no it's the glasses you're only inviting people wearing glasses but what are you talking about Penelope wears glasses Patrick doesn't he wears contacts I didn't even know that yes you did you just don't want us there guys that's not why I didn't invite you know stop bothering me I have to get ready oh my God I realize what it is what is it dude it's not the glasses it's not the name what could it be he's only inviting people that are gay not gay seriously what Penelope isn't using game how do you know
have you ever seen it with a man you're right dude yeah and every time I try to kiss her she goes ew no a girl that doesn't like a guy she likes girls she's gay yeah she would totally take that kiss dude yeah so she's a lesbian and Patrick's gay because like Patrick we never seen him with a girl either and he was talking about Tarzan tarz is a half naked man what's he doing watching Tarzan Jesus you're right dude and Cody's gay himself so he's only inviting gay people so me and you need to
be gay for each other Jesus how are we gonna do this I got an idea come on okay post if we have our gay pride button so when Cody gets here we have that really gay he's on his way I got you bro guys I'm on my way to my ceremony right now what do you want look at my ass that is very nice man I sure love me some man butt yep me too yeah me too so Cody me and posa are now gay we're a gay couple what are you guys talking about you're
not gay you've never been gay oh well starting today we're gay because postiv was peeing in the bathroom and I opened the door and I saw him ping and I saw his wiener and I said don't put that thing away that's kind of hot yep and I saw that he saw my wiener and I said yo that's hot yeah so I grabbed his wiener and then he grabbed mine it just couldn't let go yeah we held on to each other's wieners like 30 minutes yeah it has to be a gay record or something that does
sound pretty gay oh because we are so gay look at our gay buttons I got the gay flag well the fact that you called it the gay flag makes me think you're not really gay well oh look at Joseph's I mean poses gay pro he's proud for for being gay yep so proud for penis dude you don't even know we love Venus yep so much and look at this look Pride it makes a family so we can we can't have kids because we're gay but we can adopt because two guys can't make a kid I'm
not sure I believe this I'm gonna need you guys to prove it oh how do you want us to prove it we got all the gay buttons in the in the gay you guys should kiss oh dude see now I'm gonna need you to do it with tongue oh but we've done so much gay kissing today yeah we had a gay makeout session like five minutes ago and oh my tongue is just so tired from sore from being gay yeah just do it one more time I need to go to that event just open your
mouth gross so you're not really gay oh no we're gay yeah it's okay it's just his tongue tastes like my balls yeah yeah yeah I have ball breath I haven't brushed my teeth today yeah you ever taste your own bald yuck well we'll talk about this after I get back from my event after we get back from your event you guys are still not coming for no reason that was tongue dude you guys were gay okay I was just kidding I want to go to the event I thought you were only inviting gay people what
are you talking about Penelope is gay no she's not Patrick's gay no he's not well they I've never seen them with another person can we please just go to the event please I just want to go on the buffet Buffet no guys I have to go to the event before I'm late oh I hate him you know what I'm taking off all this ridiculous crap yeah or changing my name back to Junior and Joseph yeah Joseph and we're gonna crash the event let's go let's do it oh hey Penelope I don't have a shirt on
because I'm Tarzan hello and welcome to the Cody not kiss ceremony we are gathered here today to celebrate how smart Cody is for getting a perfect score on his act and sat tests so I will be presenting him with this medal there you go you're smart you can put it on your own damn self thank you Mr Governor this is such an honor uh yeah thank you everybody I guess I'll give a speech uh It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy that's quoting the great Chester Cheetah who happens to be here today thank you Chester I'd just
like to thank all of my friends who came out today for uh supporting me and believing that I could be this smart I'd also just like to say hey Cody you didn't think your actual Fringe a nurse yeah stupid nerve yeah yeah I know you got that metal for being smart but you actually got that metal for having the fattest mom hey she's a whale dude yeah a super fat mom having himself is what you are yeah she's a humpback whale yeah a big fat one and also those pimples on your face yeah you can
connect the dots and it would spell fat pepperoni face ass yes dumb yeah you don't want to invite your real friend you want to invite these fake people we're your real friends nerd loser fat idiot Junior Joseph this is exactly why I didn't invite you guys you guys are digs that was mean I think we heard his feelings dude I don't care he hurt our feelings but he didn't invite us to this stupid event where's the buffet there is no Buffet I was looking for the Cheetos man so it's not even a buffet why'd we
even come oh no come on Joe let's leave yeah oh wow I didn't know they gave you a medal for being the biggest crybaby guys do not see how mean you just were you ruined my whole event we only did I did that because you didn't know if you would have invited us we would have been on our best behavior but since you didn't invite us we acted like that yeah you guys were already mean before you even knew I didn't invite you listen Cody friends bully friends okay we make fun of you because it's
aren't you dude that's what we're trying to do you guys just wanted to come to the event because you wanted the buffet which wasn't even there because I made that up to make you guys jealous Cody even if there would have been a buffet we know your fat ass mom would have ate all the food so listen we only came there because we wanted to support you you didn't invite us we're supposed to be friends we're best buds you know you know what we did to try to go we changed our names for you we
wore glasses for you we turned gay for you totally gay yeah we were just trying to make you happy we wanted to be there for you because you're a best friend you didn't invite us you know how much it hurts us yeah I guess you're right so we want an apology for not coming to your stupid nerd thing we want you to apologize for not inviting us right now okay fine I'm sorry I didn't invite you because you guys are oh he really meant it dude I think he truly means it all right Cody next
stupid event you better invite us we'll see we gotta we'll see I like that yeah all right Cody We're Not Gonna apologize to you for anything because we didn't do anything wrong at all because if you run a red light and then we hit you we didn't do anything wrong you're the one who caused this so you caused all this by not inviting us but we will let you throw this plane first oh okay yeah throw it over there as fast you can what are you American Airlines flight 191 wait what it's a plane that
crashed in the 70s oh why did you just know that I know I know a lot of plane crash stuff that's weird [Music]
