giving all my love to one man is hard but I have two one on the east coast and one on the West Coast neither of them knows about the other because I'm doing a great job of that challenge and I have enough love to share with them both my work helps me do that I have a crisis management business no we don't handle natural disasters Wars Etc it's just all The Nasty divorces arrests old racist social media posts alcohol or drug problems all these modern things going on in California New York or Washington DC the
tips between the two houses in Los Angeles and Virginia are pretty easy to explain I didn't want this from the beginning I could have exercise the self-control I advise my clients but I guess do as I say not as I do it would have been more honest in any case both husbands also travel and we don't have kids so no harm done and the change of scenery energizes me for both husbands how do I cope simple different bank cards one set for each guy right now I'm looking at Steve's cards on the flight to California
for the flight back to Washington I'll have Peter's cards in my laptop bag I'm constantly updating them to make sure everything is in order I don't want to make story lines because then my worlds would Collide like in that Seinfeld episode I've been married to Peter for 10 years I met him at a car show just after I turned 30 and we get it off he's a law school Professor with glasses a tweed jacket and a goatee serious and solid after a little thought he could talk for whole paragraphs Steve also a lawyer is the
opposite of Peter he handles licensing and copyright transactions he represents the exploding energy constantly throwing out Snippets of ideas just to hear what they sound like he never wears a tie even when we got married it was okay because it was just a fake Elvis ceremony in Las Vegas he didn't insist on more than that we had been together for three years and had been married for two years I focus on my cards in Steve's name I always call the guy I'm dating so there was news about what Steve is working on his family a
recent doctor's visit he's also hot on local political issues it took me half an hour to go through my files to figure it all out reading time was over and I dozed off what was my amazement when Peter was waiting for me in the terminal after my plane had landed I was shocked it was my husband from the East Coast not from California he was supposed to be in New York for a conference my worlds were suddenly threatening to collide surprise he said with a broad smile enclosing me in a tight hug what are you
doing here I asked when I came to my senses I wanted to see you to say goodbye in person say goodbye oh have you found her yet said my boyfriend from California Steve coming up behind me I almost peed in fear Steve held out his coffee to Peter you have outstanding taste in guys Cheryl Peter told me Steve and I get along great my mouth must have been open Peter continued you like a lot of men in your life honey so I'd like to add two more guys Bob and Larry Bob timidly approached me Larry
smirked when they got close enough to touch me Bob held out an envelope to me and said something I couldn't hear while Larry's took a picture then they turned and walked away Peter looked at me with a sad smile I thought about having your divorce papers handed to you at home but then I thought to hell with it I've never been to Hawaii so I decided to save money for the trip and he gave me a nice long chat with Steve here I mean in person he and I had a long talk on the phone
before that then Steve spoke and I'm here to tell you that they changed the locks in the apartment and to give you the key to the storage unit where I threw all your stuff he put the key in my hand and I just stared at them both in silence Hal asked Peter anticipating my mute question simple I found your cards it turned out very interesting and detailed Steve was easy to find here I used to be in the Justice Department I'm not really ignorant just too gullible I've always been bad at it then the boys
hugged each other and after shaking hands turned and walked away leaving me with my mouth wide open
