This just in, local entertainer Frederick Harart Fazbear is being sued by his friends for killing them in an alternate future. They were cool with it at first until they thought about it for more than a second and were like, "Wait, what the hell? Murder is a crime.
" Fazbear insists he did it in an attempt to save the universe. But does Fazbear truly care about his friends? One thing's for certain.
This is about to be one confusing ass court case. Members of the jury, Frederick Hart Fazbear and his cronies committed future murder. Not to like save the universe, but purely out of spite.
I love this bear. But you know what I love more? Justice.
Would you not agree, your honor? Among us. Amongus.
Among us. The honorable judge Among Us agrees, bro. Ladies and gentlemen, we didn't future murder you because we hate you.
We were trying to save the universe. You're right, Mr Fast. Are you telling the truth?
Yes. Shoot. Well, if you're telling the truth, then snap your fingers.
See, he lied. Oh my goodness. Objection, your honor.
Among us. Overruled, bro. If he was telling the truth, he would have snapped his fingers.
This is ridiculous. What else do you think they're going to pull? We'd now like to call an expert witness to the stand.
Hello, members of the jury. Oh, no. I'm here to prove the theory that Freddy Fazbear is a naturalb born killer.
Thanks for watching, guys. Look, I promise we didn't want to hurt anyone. Y put yourselves in our boots for a moment.
We were told millions of lives were at stake. Oh, yeah. If billions of lives were at stake, would you not kill all your friends?
I know we would, cuz we did. Oh, can we rephrase that? As his friends have been here by sentence to death.
You kill us, so you shall be healed by Freddy secret. Dear God, he's programmed to mimic the monsters you become. Bloodthirsty, stupid repugrant foolish, dimwitted.
Oh, sure. Served your right, you scallywag. Oh, we got to save him.
Forget that Bill. He tried to make us look like the bad guys. If we don't save him, we are the bad guys.
Oh, look it. We're saving the ink stain boys. You can't be serious.
I'm coming, Bendy. Somebody help us. Somebody Why?
Why'd you do it, Frederick? Well, you can't have Fazbear friends without friends. You're goddamn right, pal.
All right, we're a heartwarming conclusion. Car Fazbear has been pardoned and is officially back in the entertainment business. Tell me, is that really how it all went down?
Yeah, it was worse than that, actually. And now that we're all back together, my friends and I are going to make Fazbear Entertainment into the biggest name in showbiz history. Believe me, when you see what I got planned, everyone's going to want to be a part of it.
I dear, I believe we found our bear. Next stop, Freddy Fazbears.
