Usado is an ugly disgusting loser who used to be weaker than your pullout game until one day the Lords of the isekai heaven took pity on him and turned him into the most powerful Riz King in a fantasy Kingdom with the power to heal the world and clap any Chick he wants to but before this Yus is an irrelevant vanilla character with no redeeming qualities whose idea of fun involves putting birds back in their place and Gossiping with the walls however deep down he has always dreamt of becoming a goated alpha with chicks crawling at
his feet and yet he has no hope for this kind of development the exact opposite of usado is the cliche mister and Mis perfect the hot and thoroughly moral student council president suzun and her constipated sidekick Kazuki as these two take their Swagger walk down the hallways everyone in school wonders if they've screwed each other yet one Evening as it rains heavily yato's dumbb realizes he forgot he isn't waterproof and didn't bring an umbrella as everyone else had already left his chance to share a ROM calm dubbed umbrella with a hot little chick went down
the drain too and he sat like a loser for hours waiting for his fairy godmother to show up it does occur to him that he should steal the only umbrella in his sight but being the upright too good for the world MC he sacrifices his time and energy for The greater good eventually his savior does arrive in the shape of susum whose clout chasing ass tells him to return home instead of solving his problem however before he leaves the the other sh head shows up like a nice guy and offers to lend him his spare
umbrella moreover it turns out that this king of cliché even knows yato's useless insignificant name and this loser can't help his heart from pounding luckily before this story goes down the BL route The three begin to walk straight toward the train station on their way yado can't help but mention how kazuki's stuck up ass looks a lot more approachable up close since he's only ever seen him talk to the girls in his class and never boys suzun hops in and mentions he's more interested in boys anyway why are you gay which makes usus wonder if
the rumors about them clapping each other behind the Council Office doors are even true like a true gossip Queen the nerd can't help but ask this out loud and both of them instantly deny it saying their shy job doesn't pay them enough for plot development behind the scenes when yato runs out of all the spicy material their conversation becomes so boring that suzun asks the boys if they have decided what they want to do in the future since yato can't say he wants to clap her out loud this wimpy loser says he has no idea
yet which is also true for both the top tier students It takes our MC by surprise but it's also reassuring that he can relate to such great people in terms of uselessness despite living such a trashy life in comparison suddenly both Kazuki and suzun begin to hear some weird bells and although yato can't hear them he gets swept into a summoning Circle that appears out of nowhere beneath their feet kazuki's dimwit believes they are on a film set but usus wonders if it's one of those shitty isekai routes that Occur without truck K's Aid suzun
also inclines with him and wonders if she can meet some monsters on the other side making him wonder if she has a fetish for that kind of thing sometime later Yus wakes up in another world and finds that although Kazuki still has some sanity left suzun is weirdly turned on by the situation before them which happens to be a total Dil for a king sorry I meant a disgusting Cinderella came kazuki's chicken asks him why they Are here so after saving his head from being sliced open the ugly King explains that he has summoned them
into their world as Heroes to save their Kingdom as suzun continues to fanger over this fantasy situation and yato's good girl image of her begins to crumble the king explains that they used a summoning spell to bring their help here to fight the army of a demon Waging War on their Kingdom however Kazuki says he doesn't give a [ __ ] about their sabab story and Would much rather return home this almost threatens his life but the King asks his men to stand down and even Bose before his stinky ass begging for his help he
also promises that although their summoning circle is one-sided they'll eventually find a way to return them to their world upon being asked by suzun about how they can tell they are the chosen Heroes a hot chick in a nun's suit explains that those who were chosen would have heard a ringing Bell Something that yato didn't hear as his dream to be become the badass protagonist of a fantasy world with a Herm of hot girls crumbles again usus realizes he's just collateral damage however nobody pays him any heed as usual and focuses their attention on the
magic ball before them which supposedly tells a person's magic Affinity as the crackhead suzun rubs the ball it glows bright golden suggesting that she has a lightning magic Affinity hearing this This weeb of a woman fantasizes about becoming the next Thor while Kazuki rubs salt into us 's wounds asking if he's really okay with being dragged into this situation like a leftover usus says he's always been completely useless so it doesn't matter whether he stays on Earth or in this alternate universe which makes Kazuki admire his blatant honesty later when it's his turn to touch
the ball Kazuki finds that he has light magic Affinity an affinity that is Rather rare and works well against demons finally when it's yato's turn the ball begins to Glow green something that strangely makes the nun piss her pants this chick instantly drags Us's puny self to the King's Room and explains that he has an extraordinarily rare ability something they must instantly hide before a certain someone shows up however right then that certain someone breaks into the room making all the jaws drop and inquires about summoning magic As the king stutters before her ultimate Riz
and a sexy attitude Rose asks about uz only to learn that he's a very very ordinary guy as she begins to leave after losing losing interest the dumbb asks the king about the green light in his Crystal which rose overhears as she makes her way back to usado the King asks his nun to keep him away from her after which she seals him in a ball of sticky fluid and sends him flying however this Superwoman quickly catches Up to him and punches his ugly face to the ground smashing the ball open as she finally gets
her hands on him it is revealed that the green light was for healing magic an affinity that is basically extinct which rose herself uses with this she drags him back to her den and explains to him how he's going to be living with her from now on along with her gang of psychotic muscle heads who look like they've been inside a prison cell at least 10 times it is what It is what it is Rose explains that these dumb asss are not healing magic users and that only two others exist besides her which is why
she will be drilling his head with knowledge from now on and putting him through life's sucking training from the next day onward the next day arrives unbelievably fast and Us's dimwit realizes he wasn't living a Wee's dream last night just then Kazuki and suzun show up to meet him in their third grade Walmart Cosplays and his ugly roommate tells him to go meet them as if they have been besties for more than 24 hours all of them exchange cringe dialogues about how glad they are for being alive together while the rest of Us's inmates harass
the she guards from the castle suddenly suzun realizes she wanted to be a model in her previous life and shows off her new dress which usado thinks goes hard however he's rather focused on the soft meat on her thighs as his friends leave And yato simps after them Rose butchers his three-way Fantasy by calling him to her first training lesson she hands him his diary in which he's supposed to Yap about howy she is and how gruy her training is and brings him to the training grounds there she teaches him how to feel his mana
and shows him an encyclopedia about the map of their world demons and some mythical animals when his shitty brain begins to rot she tells him to run lap after lap after Which usus realizes his legs are even weaker than his pullout game still he goes on like a sour loser until he practically can't feel them anymore however Rose refuses to let him rest for even a second and spanks him back to Good Health with her healing magic she also reminds him that trash like him won't get any dinner if he doesn't complete his laps since
usado knows he won't be eating her peaches for dinner anyway he runs as fast as possible just So he can have regular peaches at least still his puny app only ends up becoming a joke among his roommates eventually after 6 days of running yato finally manages to manifest his healing Mana over the next few days Rose continues to kick him in the nuts from time to time and usado learns to manipulate healing magic at will while whining about how much an attention seeking bit she is in his personal Journal once this loser learns to run
Rose tests him by making Him do a thousand push-ups each day and though he doesn't become satama this weakling does learn to use healing magic and carry weights a few days later suzun Kazuki and kazuki's newest side chick come to visit Yus only to find Rose riding him sorry I meant riding on top of him with a giant boulder as he does his usual 1,000 push-ups when he attacks her fragile ego by clicking his tongue at hering she adds another Boulder to the top however usato heals his body While doing the deed and manages to
withstand it until the end while Rose feels happy thinking he can finally take her raw suzun thirsts after his jacked arms however one sh head the Army Chief siges isn't pleased to see Us's newly acquired drip and mansplains Rose about how she's ruining a young boy's life Rose believes he's only jealous because usado can clap more [ __ ] than him now and reveals that with his Riz she'll make him her right-hand man although This comes as a surprise to us 's dumb face too she sends him away to eat lunch with his friends while
she deals with this cocky anle on the other hand kazuki's side chick introduces herself as Celia the cliche King's cliche daughter and shows everyone the apple pie she has baked for them however suzun has no plans to eat something this sweet when she can have Us's new and improved eggplant like a thoroughly cultured woman she violates Us's ripped abs and Bites back the urge to lick him all over only to stop herself as soon as Kazuki starts yet another sobb speech this loser asks yato if he's really doing okay with all of rose's training especially
since he third wheeled into this fantasy world and yato answers that he's finally found a place here so he's happy he also mentions that since he and suzun aren't the main characters anyway he has to be at the top of his game to save their asses later on in the story Which finally convinces them suddenly one of his ugly buddies from the rescue team shows up with his lunch which triggers usado since this guy stole his lunchbox last night as the two engage in a fist fight the other two leave to train themselves even harder
that night yato Yanks his sausage to suzan's freaky behavior from the morning and realizes that his training really is working since he can clap her peaches anytime he wants now However Rose gives him a reality check the next morning by eing him into a forest full of monsters with a mission to defeat a grand Grizzly an insanely powerful mythical monster the sh head survives the Fall using his legendary healing magic to coat his body and even though he's pissing his pants he tells himself he'll whoop the grizzly bear as soon as it shows up however
his dulu gets shattered when the said animal Roars right behind him and he's forced To drag his weak ass away since running is the only thing he's good at this angers the grizzly and all it wants is to ask him why are you running why are you running however just as he's running usado recalls his gorilla wannabe boss and real realizes that no matter how scary this muscle head is he can never outdo rose with this new resolve he stands his ground against the bear only for two more bears to jump right behind the daddy
bear reminding the wimp that Running away is always the best course of action eventually plot armor saves Mr pissing his pants as he jumps into a squirting waterfall later he trusts a nap to solve his problems when he's unable to decide whether to return home and get screwed by Rose or stay here and get whooped by the grizzly bear deciding that the latter is much safer he wakes up the next morning to play James Bond with the grizzly bear but a cute rabbit gets in his way surprisingly this guy Understands yato's language and even shows
him his injured little paw which our wimpy guy heals finally proving himself useful later as usado tries to continue his search The Annoying rabbit follows him and eventually leads him to the Bear's Den however as soon as he notices that even the bear has somebody to clap he drags his virgin away to relieve his thirst after drinking some water from a shady stream Yus returns to stalking the bear and mulling over his Lack of love life however only a few hours later all his plans get wrecked by a serious attack of diarrhea which his useless
magic fails to resolve however as his rabbit friend keeps him company while he suffers usado eventually finds a way to counter the poison in his stomach the following day the rabbit takes measures to avoid ever smelling yato's again again and leads him to a clear water pond with Safe Water suddenly however the rabbit becomes Restless and jumps on top of a tree warning yado about an incoming monster when the loser gets on top two he finds a giant snake crawling through the forest and wonders if Orochimaru is near knowing that he will never live to
see Rose's ugly face again if he faces this monster usado Retreats and sticks to monitoring the grizzly bear instead however only after one day the weakling gets homesick and decides to to get this done with his dagger sharpened and no Plan in sight he heads to the Bear's Den despite the rabbit's warnings only to discover that the snake has already feasted on them although he feels his blood boiling over his prey being stolen what infuriates him even further is the sight of the Bear's whimpering Cub right beside his carcass with this usad swears to avenge
the Cubs tears and takes on the role of the forest's very own Batman ready to hunt the snake the moment he sees it meanwhile Kazuki and suzun visit His in only to learn that he's been in the forest for the last 5 days for a reason no one besides the gorilla boss knows Kazuki especially gets worked up over worrying about his well-being making suzun question if he's really that desperate to sleep with him he denies it of course and friendzones the poor guy meanwhile usado prepares his long and hard wooden rod and asks the rabbit
to guide him to the snake after playing Dora the Explorer for a few Moments he finally comes face to face with the disgusting monster only to find the bear be Cub already there injured and about to be attacked seeing the monster makes his legs wiggle like jello but he still charges at the Beast trying to save the cub and manages to puncture its eye the snake retaliates by whipping him in the nuts but he heals himself as he takes the hit back on his feet again usato uses his last Brain Cell to attack the animal
from its blind spot only to Become its lunchtime meal as its fangs impale his arm yato realizes that even a reptile has a higher IQ than his dumbass but still he manages to get free he tries to heal himself but finds it difficult after realizing the monster's venom slowly paralyzes him even so since he's the protagonist he bullshits about some power of Revenge and charges at the Monster again finishing it with a single punch and some help from the bear cub while the two are still in the middle of Celebrating their Victory the snake reawakens
like your typical Oro chimu clone with no strength left he just lies there like a loser cussing the heck out of rose for putting him in this situation as his death stares him in the face suddenly the same gorilla boss arrives and smashes the snake's head saving his sorry existence she reveals to him that the rabbit whose name is cucaro has been a double agent all this time and was sent by her to assist him It takes some time for usado to recover from this Class Act betrayal Rose further bombards him with the fact that
this monster was created by the Demon King's Army something even a grand Grizzly can't ward off by it itself it makes him fume questioning why she put a loser like him to fight something so big and dangerous to which she says she only wanted him to gain some experience this corporate [ __ ] doesn't convince him but when she lets him ride her home yuz Forgives her he also adopts the little bear cub who has taken a liking to usado and names him blur on the other hand the Demon King summons Aila his horny subordinate
sorry I meant horn demon girl with huge cannons and asks whether they have completed their preparations for war she says that they have and shall be launching their first attack soon meanwhile Rose informs usado that the war is right above their heads and when it does break he will be joining Her at the Vanguard where they will be healing all the injured soldiers hearing this usado can't help but Maul over his insecurities like a typical loser but she says he will be fine back at the demon Lord's castle the sh face Army Dr hilu bowls
Aila for being a [ __ ] and boasts that he has created a new and improved prototype of the snake monster amila however tells him to be wary of the kidnappers on the battlefield who carry people around and heal them back To life especially their leader who still makes her wet her bed at night hyu says she can't fight herself since she's the leading Commander this time and she explains how she plans on sending the Dark Knight who is basically an edgy Goblin Slayer rip off in herstead the next day AZ usado tends to blur
in and fills him up with his favorite fruit Kuru shows up and uses his cuteness to manipulate Us's weak heart as he forgives him for the Betrayal and pets The bear his Macho Boss shows up and makes him run his laps with blur on his back she explains how this is part of his simulation training in which he can imagine blur as an injured Soldier which thankfully makes sense to his pea-sized brain however as he focuses on his lap his stupid looking roomies try to get in his way trying to play the demon Army in
their Oscar worthy debut they tried to block him with stinky slimy balls and thick long logs but usad somehow evades All of these weak attacks and ends up on a Hilltop there he realizes he's completely exhausted after only a few hours of running and as if his self-loathing wasn't enough Rose shows up like his worst nightmare and tells him to stop being a [ __ ] and man up she heals him and tells him to run a lap around the town once he's done with the training ground and yado wonders when she'll run out of
all her Bing and nagging as he runs around town in his Hand mown shoes with bluring riding on his back everyone in town eyes him as if he's some alien from planet Earth which he technically is but it still weirds him out suddenly Blen smells his favorite fruit at a stall and drags usus there only to find that his broke ass can't afford to buy him a thing the old shopkeeper takes pity on this corporate victim and offers him a free Fruit before he runs off to complete his mission however Ali watches him from Afar
she isn't the only us s in this Town though as a blonde guy who looks like some Victoria's Secret model soon asks him to stop for a second when usus doesn't hear him even after he screams the guy collapses from the lack of attention as usus later heals him he reveals that despite his misleading looks he's a doctor in the rescue team named Orga who was too much of a loser to complete Rose's training and fled to the city to make some use of his Otherwise useless existence the same goes for his sister who is
the other healing Mage hearing or tragic backstory yado decides to share his so story too and inform him how Rose has told him to accompany her at the Vanguard during the war which he isn't sure his skills can handle Orga tells this loser to suck it up and be grateful because if his puny self isn't there a lot of the Wounded might actually die his trash talking surprisingly drills through his thick Skull and usus decides to return home and train his muscles even more however right before he does Orga asks him not to hate Rose
even if she works him to the Bone since she isn't a bad person just completely nuts he later visits the castle with blur where the bear bites suzun when she tries to pet him but only for usus to heal her his Riz catches her off guard and she wonders if he visited the castle to finally clap her only for us to turn her down as he returns home Later he talks to Rose about how he's too much of a weakling to hurt anyone or use his blade but when the war breaks he promises to be
by her side at the van Vanguard and rescue however many wounded possible Rose smirks at his resolve and says this is exactly what she was looking for the following day Yus joins suzun on her expedition to the monster forest and upon questioning he learns from Rose that he'll be there to protect those good for nothing nights and heal His wannabe Fang girl if she gets hurt expectedly as soon as suzun catches sight of his ugly face she goes into simp mode and asks Yus if he's brought blurring with him to win her over Yus tells
her she isn't worth sh and with that the heroes and Company head out on their Adventure meanwhile Kazuki flashes his long and hard sword as he practices his Swings with Celia seeing that Kazuki isn't resting after completing his Excursion this certified simp reprimands Him for being too hard on himself and reminds him he can choose to exert himself on something way softer instead however this num skull still doesn't get that sheilo key wants to be clapped by him and used to train on the other hand suzun eats yato's brain by talking about how cute he
is and how she'd die to become blur's favorite human yato believes an ugly bit like her doesn't stand a chance and slaps her hand away when she tries to touch his Favorite pet still suz's dulu app makes her believe usus has a kink for her hands which is why he slaps them and asks if she can carry the bear instead however when this weakling tries her luck she ends up with a bad case of scoliosis fast forward they move on with their Journey Only to be interrupted once again by a bunch of ugly jocks who
terrorize toddlers for a living yato who is all jacked now doesn't feel threatened by some [ __ ] heads at all and Even tries to reassure suzun she'll be fine only to discover she's a lot more turned on by their bad boy aesthetic than he is however when these wannabe Bandits Target blur instead of her hot Cheeks suzun is so offended that she turns them into fried chicken with her magic realizing he has found himself his very own Pikachu usato encourages her to screw however many of these men she wants since he can always heal
her later but just as soon as she gets rid of These baddies a herd of monsters unleashes itself upon them and because of this Yus and susun get separated from the others as these two losers are yeed into the air usus Shields her with his body and protects her as they land almost as if he's the male lead in a tragic ROM calm they land in a waterfall and since usado has had enough of all these character development arcs he decides to take a nap he wakes up to suz's ugly face as she tries to
play the Hero who saved his wimpy at pissed off at this credits dealer yato gets back at her by mentioning how soaking wet she is from the water dive making her blush bright red eventually they settle down and yato heals her wounds while she blushes thinking she's some beauty queen this chick's fantasy for the perfect romance eventually starts coming true when usato suggests they stay in a cave until until the others find them and she heads to a river to change into dry Clothes blushing at the thought that she might actually get banged by him
however this idiotic Virg only sees her as a modern day machine and uses her to fry fish and build a fire later as usado flexes his fanservice worthy meat suzun begins to feel things and says he's grown even thicker than she remembers wait a minute the sh head still doesn't get that she wants him to clap her and instead leads her to an ugly looking raccoon who bites her and Poisons her instead meanwhile kazuki's sore ass throws a tantrum upon learning that his buddies have gone missing and threatens to drag his useless self to the
forest to rescue them Rose intervenes and reminds him he's a Bonafide failure who couldn't rescue [ __ ] if he wanted to in fact she claims that suzun will stay safe just as long as usus is with her back in the cave usado decides to sleep first like some [ __ ] while suzun takes the first watch However her blabbering mouth gets the best of her and In the Heat of the Moment she asks yato how he feels about being summoned here Yus says he doesn't want to go back because he finally has a chance
to leave behind his ugly past as the world's number one loser and suzun agrees with him saying she finally feels free from the shackles of expectations and can openly act like a thirsty Fang girl and fantasy weed suzu's vulnerability makes usus recall how he Used to think of her as some Untouchable flower however now that he's disced discovered she's just some wild weed like him they have grown closer suz's thirsty at as she enjoys them being this close a lot better making usato turn red as a tomato the next morning they head out of the
cave in search of some help only for blur to show up like their night in shining armor after he smooches usado and ignores suzun once again he wanders into his old den and Mourns his Parents although usad feels his heart breaking upon thinking he might decide to stay here now instead bluring men his heart with his cuteness and declares his place is with him as the duo returns to the castle and Yus ends up being treated like an Adon once again the gizer king apologizes for dragging him into his again only for him to mention
his life has been way Shier lately especially with rose around to add more [ __ ] to it however he immediately turns this Statement around when his gorilla boss sheds him her trademark death glare reminding him he'll be returning home to her living hell after this the sneaky King on the other hand probes him further and asks how he likes Rose and yato knowing he'll die if he says something else tells him he's her number one s the cocky woman smirks as if telling usado a reward awaits him at home after this gruelling battle of
wits usus finally breathes a sigh of relief Upon leaving the king's stinky Castle only to suck faces with Kazuki later this wimp is as always accompanied by the leech Celia who wouldn't stop sucking up to him for dear life after mulling over how sad he was with them gone and how much he wanted to rescue them for the show Kazuki tells yato how much his She-Hulk ripoff Master trusts him with everyone's well-being since the only thing she really entrusts him with is more and more suffering yato admires His dimwit for being too innocent to believe
her and wishes he would never get tainted like the disgusting suzun although this kindergarten level insult angers suzun a little Celia's sadistic act thinks with jealousy upon realizing just how close herself proclaimed future husband is to this pair of losers later she begs Kazuki to quit calling her so stiffly and to choose dearer words to address her which he immediately complies with because he doesn't want to Lose his highp paying job to nepotism on the other hand the weakling who calls himself King informs the ever constipated siges that the monsters are disappearing from the forests
for some reason which means that the demon Army is getting closer to their Kingdom and that they are screwed he orders him to mentally prepare all the battalions for the impending war and then turns to his one-man Army Rose this all business creep suddenly becomes personal with her And asks whether she'd like her old post back as a battalion leader a proposal that strikes a rather sensitive nerve as she's reminded of how much she lost and how many casualties she caused because of her fragile Cockiness Rose curtly declines this making him lash out at why
she hasn't forgiven herself yet she says if she did there would be no plot in this story on top of the fact that she just just doesn't want to take lives anymore instead she'd rather save them She explains how this is why she created her wannabe club and carved doctors so one of them would be able to one day stand side by side with her without dying which is her Ultimate Dream meanwhile as usus returns to his sh hole he finds a letter from Rose and a very ugly looking map that she Drew for him
before leaving to counter the enemy's advancement toward them at the Battle sight the demon with massive bazongas orders her Army around on how to build a Bridge to cross over to the forest this doesn't sit right with the goblin Slayer wannabe who thinks she's overly excited over the demon Lord's spear however Amer reminds her she isn't compared to her in terms of melons which offends The Dark Knight and forces her to leave just as she leaves though the scumbag doctor shows up to ruin her peace and triggers her edgy ass with his sned remarks however
their banter is rudely interrupted by the she-hulk's attacks to Intercept their advancement who shows them whose Boss by throwing a freaking tree trunk at the bridge breaking it down Aila panics but as soon as she catches sight of Rose her blood boils and they engage in a staring contest before Rose fleas leaving the fan service goddess frustrated the next day usato heads to the town again with the map Rose Drew for him and arrives at a small place with a cute girl inside it however just as he thinks she might be The newest addition to
his simp Club she introduces herself as yuru orga's sister who is also one of the Army's healers yuz who is no longer interested in clapping his friend's sister asks her about Orga and later finds him treating a patient with utmost care this thoroughly inspires him but he gets caught stalking them when the patient wonders who this peing weirdo is later usado hands him Rose's letter after reading which borgus face turns pale Meanwhile yuru reveals to her newest friend that the reason why she isn't in Rose's Army anymore is that she's a Bonafide brocken who does
doesn't want to stop leeching off of her weak ass brother hey yo what the [ __ ] just as us wonders What In the Sweet Home Alabama is this a man rushes into the clinic and informs Orga that there's been an accident nearby where they need him immediately usato joins the first rescue mission of his life and manages to save A critical patient with his magic earning orga's respect after he leaves however Orga tells yuru they've been summoned to War by Rose and must make up for yato's lack of Battlefield experience with theirs on the
other hand after buying blur's favorite apples usado is on his way home when his chick magnet begins to function and draws acute lowly to him this chick however gives him nightmares about Kazuki and suzu's deaths at the hands of the Wannabe Darth Vader and leaves him practically crippled however when he finally comes to he discovers that the sneaky bit is long gone he runs after her and frantically asks a nearby guard if he has seen a fox girl making the poor guy wonder what kind of Kinks this weirdo has however what's worse is that Rose
overhears him and pulls him by the skull angry that he's getting freaking about anything besides she- Hulks and gorillas while she's at it she also Explains to him that the demon Army is approaching their Kingdom and that war is Right upon them which is why he needs to focus more on jocking up than thirsting After hot chicks later once she's calmed down Rose reveals to him that although she doesn't know that particular Fox girl some Fox breeds do have the ability to have premonitions however they are usually well protected by their own territory and seldom
end up in a human majority area us who still Hasn't told her about the vision he had wonders what it would mean for him if it was a glimpse of the future that evening Rose brings the incident report to the useless King and tells him that the demon Army is Right upon them learning this his puny app quickly summons all the Army officials and the heroes to beg for their help as Kazuki and suzun make their way to the meeting place kazuki's side chick shows up once again still as thirsty for his attention only for
this [ __ ] head to completely ignore her after leading her on by calling her by her nickname before disappointed that she always falls for chicken ass Playboys she leaves while the other two make it to the King's Room although he ignored the princess's affections Kazuki visits usato that night and admits that although he knew he'd get his ass whooped by the demons one day the fact that it's already on the horizon is making him wet his pants since he's well Well aware of how much of a [ __ ] he is Kazuki confesses to
being scared shess of the monsters he faced during his excursions just as he is right now however since usus is a man of weird fetishes he tells Kazuki he's the coolest guy he's met because feeling scared and pressured by everyone's expectations is just what a typical side character like him should feel when he asks about usat's plan the king of delusion reveals that he'll go to war Either way because he's a sigma and isn't scared to lay his life for the people he cares for hearing this reignites kazuki's buried morality and he resorts to self-abuse
to bring himself back to his senses after this kazuki's weak ass suddenly pumps up and he swears to become yato's protector on the battlefield something that makes him blush as the two of them continue to share Third Rate cringe dialogues about their Happy Ever After and World Peace Kazuki gets [ __ ] blocked by suzu's cultured self and fleas the scene while usus stays behind to answer her obvious questions however before she jumps on some weird BL bandwagon again he gaslights her into believing she's here too because she's worried about kazuki's miserable face just as
much as he is the tactic works on her psize brain and she admits that's the case however when she tries to receive the same princess treatment from usato he tells her she's A muscle head at heart and doesn't need him to play the overprotective boyfriend for her before we continue here's a message from our ugly basement Discord mod hello guys it's Jo and and you know what time it is Disco time the following day the Wimpy King summons his army of background characters and yaps to them about how they might get bodied by the demon
Army in a few days however they shouldn't fear it because this time they have two edgy kids in a cosplay who can Save their grown-up an to add to it they also have a team of doctors this time to resuscitate them in case of grave injuries which is why they shouldn't fear laying their lives for some character development later Kaz suuki finally pays attention to Celia and visits her room to give her some she's utterly happy to finally defeat the ultimate friend zone and Promises to let him have a taste once he returns from the
war unharmed and Alive meanwhile Yuru gets into a fist fight with blurtin because she believes in tough love while orer reveals to usado that she's just nervous about the upcoming War suddenly one of usat's buddies tells him he's being called to Rose's room making him wonder if it's finally time for them to take the next step however all his gorilla fetishes go down the drain when it turns out his jacked boss only wants to give him a pep talk she explains to the idiot that he won't be heading to The battlefield until the fight lasts
for a few good hours because the casualties will be minimal early on and they'd rather not waste their energy secondly she tells him not to waste time saving soldiers who aren't too wounded because in that case he'll only get in their way once this concept is drilled into his brain she hands him the cheapest cosplay she could could find at Goodwill and calls it his uniform a gesture that makes him believe he'll Finally look like a Shan protagonist as soon as he Dawn it his Riz multiplies H 100 folds and even Rose fails to hold
back from him grabbing him by the collar and holding his face she tells him he better not die on the battlefield after acting like a tough jock all this time and usado Promises her he won't the following day as the human troops embark on a journey to reach their Rendevous Point yato asks Rose about what kind of creatures demons are she says they are Perfectly capable of giving humans some serious ass whooping in fact not only their generals but also the foot soldiers however the idiot says he isn't scared one bit since he's been tolerating
Godzilla herself for the past few months earning her bombastic side eye at the same time however yato's ultimate sass reminds her of her past comrades and she recalls 5 years ago back when Rose was still a battalion commander and siges was a lot less of a Snob than he is now the shy King who was just as useless as ever summoned them one day and explained how demons had been sighted near the forest lately which they would have to investigate while he'd still be bench-warming in his lavish Castle after the meeting siges pestered her about
what she thought were the Demon's motives since she's almost one of them at least in spirit but she told him to touch some grass and prepare his army instead just as she walked away Another sh head began to pester her only to be punched in the head and whine about it later this was her subordinate all who looked like the girl version of usus after recovering from her first punch she asked her about what they do about the demon Invasion only to be punched in the head once again for playing James Bond and eavesdropping on
private meetings this time she bites back and threatens to call the child protective services Only for Rose to remind her she just smoked their ass too they returned to the same old rundown in after that where the rest of rose's team waited for them thanks to all pestering the demon within the human Godzilla began to leak and Rose declared she'd be training them for today making all of them piss their pants they bulled all for perpetuating it but she only smiled smugly and said it was about damn time they stopped slacking off only for her
head to get Martyred once again the next day the loser King called her once again to wipe his and asked her to investigate the consecutive attacks from the demons on the monsters in the forest for this reason she prepared her team to head out however when all tried to put her two cents in and tried to motivate everyone she was met with rotten tomatoes and utensils however she eventually reached up to Rose for help who distracted Everyone by mentioning she'd be joining Them too making their Spirits instantly lift up some were happy they'd have a
practical machine gun right beside them While others were happy to have a walking infirmary to treat their wound however they were mostly glad they wouldn't have to worry about dying since she'd be there to save them on their Excursion all EXP explained after their first fruitless exploration that she was smelling Something Fishy from the West which is why they should head there Tomorrow and surprisingly everyone respectfully agreed that night she volunteered to give the first watch after all the kings and queens of sloth ran away with their weak asss but Rose told her to sleep
and took the job upon herself however all's ADHD couldn't let her sleep so she sat back up asking Rose why she chose a good for nothing weakling like her for the deputy Commander's post Rose wondered if she was stupid enough to mansplain her how To do her job better making her panic but she later explained that it was because of her arrogance in a way and how she couldn't stand anyone who tried to shut her up all agreed that she never liked to take orders from her shitty superiors all until she met her knight in
shining armor quite literally in the shape of rose and developed a thing for masochism although the training completely broke her she didn't want to fall behind and strive to prove herself To her just so she could do a number on her in fact she was super duper happy to see how Rose never gave up on her despite her annoying tantrums and childish meltdowns from time to time unlike all her exes good night girl I'll see you tomorrow all continued that because no one else but she accepted her in her rawest form possible she didn't want
anyone else to stay their Commander but her however this irked Rose for a reason And she flicked her forehead reminding her that she wouldn't ever give such an important title to someone wimp she claimed she was after restoring her non-existent self-esteem Rose left her at the mercy of her idiotic teammates and all eventually agreed to accept the post the next day as they stopped the demon army they discovered that the beings were capturing the monsters from the forest for some strange reason the Demon's leader caught up on their Presence and Rose went out of the
Shadows first and asked the demon why he and his crew were in human territory the guy with his weirdest sense of fashion told her he wouldn't tell her [ __ ] and the two engaged in flexing their muscles at each other for a bit before Rose put all in charge of everyone and cracked her wrists to prepare for a tough battle as the fight began the two gave each other that Naruto run and the demon summoned his weird wind magic to block Rose's attacks only for her to punch him right through it as he blabbered
about somehow could it happen [ __ ] Rose shut his trap with a killer kick before shoving him to the edge of the forest and plummeting his shitty head with a tree trunk only for plot armor to save him as he later attacked rose with his wind magic she took on the injuries and simultaneously healed them to finally kick his ass pissed off he resorted to summoning a cool sword he bought from The dollar store and cast Cursed Magic upon it to counter her healing Rose easily dodged the cursed attack and answered it with some
kickass attacks of her own meanwhile all and the rest wiped the forest floor with his minions forcing him to admit their skills and praise Rose's strength as if she was ever fishing for his compliments as her ears started to hurt from all his blabbering the demon continued his cliche speech about how he needed to Wipe her and her Sidekicks out since she'd get in the way of their ultimate Mission which was the ever cliche resurrection of their King and World dominance however his unoriginal speech did get Rose all riled up not because his words had
weight but because his sword suddenly turned into a lightsaber almost as if it activated a chain reaction every one of the Demons crew sacrificed themselves by taking fatal attacks from the opponents and using This chance to un alive them as all of rose's subordinates closed to the verge of death she lost her composure and charged at the fiend only for him to injure her eye on top of it all that's when Rose discovered his magic sword wasn't just for show but could nullify all Magic including her healing as the demon continued to terrorize the traumatized
Rose all got in the way of her being attacked and died in herstead this became the final nail in the coffin And in the face of all her miserable comrades Rose went completely nuts grabbing his oh so cool sword with her bare hands she punched him in the face before smacking him against the ground and yeting him into the air before finally using him as a dartboard to impale his sword however right before her psycho act could finish him off for good the gods of plot intervened in the shape of ailla who reminded her of
all in how much she wanted her boss to live Rose couldn't move her body as she dragged him away before she heard all's voice and crawled up to her bloody barely alive form and tried to heal her in vain all's final words asked her to stay the person that she admired so much before she finally died leaving Rose all alone to cry her heart out after she dragged her crippled self home she asked for resignation from her post and spent all her days locked up in the now empty Inn seeing visions of her Comrades until
siges paid her a visit one unexpected day to make sure she hadn't followed them to their graves Rose only light-heartedly laughed it off until siges asked why she hadn't healed her eye yet even when the curse had worn off to which she didn't reply she later admitted to herself that she wouldn't heal it since it was proof of her arrogance and how it led all of her loved ones to their deaths however when all her memories started flooding her Mind one evening and she remembered all's Last Words Rose decided she could still do something and
headed off to Kickstart the rescue team back in the present she tells yato she's glad she found him making him cringe at first only to make him smile widely once she tells him he's extremely precious to her and they are two of a kind that can manage to change the world meanwhile the queen of plot cannons and her mad scientist buddy finally finished the Bridge when the Darth Vader wanabe shows up in all her Gothic Glory claiming she will annihilate the human Army in an instant because she is so darn strong amila warns her about
the rescue team but the cocky [ __ ] believes she'll be fine as long as they entertain her enough yato struggles to fall asleep on the early morning of War day and decides to distract himself with a get ready with me Hall however just as he does so suzun who can't go on for a day without Annoying the heck out of him shows up to flash her own outfit and fish for his compliments when she doesn't get any she flexes just how flexible her armor is making usad feel sus about her intentions however since she's
the top in their relationship she quickly embarrasses him as she says she wants to see his cute side and Rises him up against the wall only for Kazuki to block her he drags her to meet with siges while yato mentally curses him for Blowing his chance to clap some peaches meanwhile siges instructs the two Heroes to attack the enemy in the Vanguard and bring their leader head to their useless King so they can all get a pay raise later Kazuki acts cool by trying to tell suzun not to be so nervous only to learn that
she's rather excited about the war because usus has accepted her for who she truly is so she can go all out Kazuki fishes for the entire tea but suzun tells him to make it out alive if He wants to know more about their romance right then as the enemy approaches the troops head on the Mages land and attack on them only to realize they've clowned hard since the incoming demons were just fake clones they then attack the humans from the other direction and the troops somehow manag to intercept them meanwhile Rose instructs her team about
where their stations are and as soon as the side characters begin bringing in in the Wounded yato finds that he's actually scared sh just then his patient mentions a giant snake and yato wonders if he's talking about his you know what however it turns out that there's a huge snake out on the Battleground similar to the one yato fought in the forest meanwhile the goblin Slayer wannabe enjoys the massacre with imaginary popcorns when a foot soldier stabs her in the back thinking he'll finally get that promotion he's been working hard for Only to get stabbed
in the gut without the knight ever moving a finger he barely survives and tries to crawl back to inform his comrades about this anomaly but the Knight decides otherwise however usus suddenly appears out of the blue and saves the young man only for his quick grab and go to weirdly turn on the Darth Vader as the casualties increase considerably Rose and yato head out to the field where she gives him some secret advice when he gets an Anxiety attack thinking about the vision the fox girl made him see as the heroes and usato play their
respective roles a group of dumbass soldiers tries to attack the Black Knight only for her to sprout tentacles to take them down at once pissed off to see all these Side characters Dying For Nothing Kazuki uses a laser beam to strike her down only to miss the attack thanks to suzan's annoying Antics however it turns out that she isn't as dumb as her ugly face Makes her seem since she's unlocked the code to the knight's power which is reflection as kazuki's arm bleeds it confirms her suspicions but the Knight decides to play a game of
sism with them instead now that they know her secret suzun uses 100% of her brain cells to suggest that they damage the night in multiple places to see if there's a blind spot and discovers that attacks from behind aren't reflected back to them so to test her new hypothesis she Makes Kazuki use his useless powers to Blind the Knight while she stabs her in the back when the attack doesn't get reflected and to top it off severely hurts the Knight Kazuki uses his ugly sword to stab her and end her entire career only for her
to reveal she's been screwing with them just then she punches her tentacles through kazuki's guts and reflects the Stab Wound onto suzun ending both their short-lived hero careers as their lives slowly get sucked Out of them usus runs as hard as he can to try to find them on the other side of the battlefield as suzun slowly loses her life her tragic backstory finally unfolds she recalls her days as the student council president whom everyone put on a pedestal and expected great things from she was obviously not happy about it being an ungrateful bit still
it was necessary for her character development as she was summoned into this world and wanted nothing more than A cheap rebranding scheme on the other hand usus didn't think about changing himself despite being a worldclass loser in his past life and that somehow inspired her especially since he accepted her openly along with her weird fetishes fujoshi Tendencies and clingy nature back in the present as both the heroes lose their lives lives the demons pop some champagne to this while the humans lose whatever hope they have left Additionally the Darth Vader wannabe Decides to seal the
deal by impaling suzun with a rod for good only to be sent spinning like a shitty Beyblade by usado who makes a dramatic entrance he then uses his magic hands to save both his useless friends while the catfish throws a tantrum upon her questionable face reveal it turns out that the edgy dark lord was a hot chick all along who wouldn't sit still without avenging her broken helmet she charges at usus but our boy knows better than to get tangled With traumatized [ __ ] and chooses running away as the best course of action however
his chick magnet backfires and the edgy brat catches up to him refusing to let him go suzun tries to be useful for once and tells him about the knight's abilities mentioning how yato's punch is the only thing that has hurt her by now with this he decides he's going to slap some sense into her measly brain and runs at full speed if ating all her tentacles and Punching through her defenses with healing magic to her surprise none of her attacks were reflected and when he bit flaps her again it hurts and her armor crumbles once
more Kazuki and suum who cannot believe a third wheeler is smacking the final boss realize that usado is using healing magic to constantly heal his opponent as he hits her but paradoxically his punches are damaging her instead making them wonder if his magic Affinity is canceling hers Meanwhile after after getting her ass whooped again and again the edgy chick screams at the top of her lungs going full Super Saiyan however yado still smacks her with his healing magic breaking her armor and leaving her defenseless and open for fan service nice with her defeat yuz helps
the others until suzun activates her Fang girl mode and asks yuz what his healing punch is all about he blushes knowing that her masochistic a has Developed yet another Kink however he serious ly explains that because he was reluctant to un alive anyone his master taught him to use his fists with healing magic so he would heal his opponents while damaging them and increasing their chance of survival suzun mocks him for becoming too influenced by Rose but thanks him for saving both her and Kazuki before heading out to defeat the other monsters just when usado
thinks he's finally caught a break the She-Hulk Crashes onto the Battleground and interrogates him about what he's done he almost pisses his pants for going all out still Rose Praises him for Shifting the tide of the entire War within minutes and explains they'd be returning to their medical camp now that the casualties have died down and the enemy has run out of catfishes back at the enemy base the queen of huge melons feels frustrated over their imminent defeat and decides to call off the Troops meanwhile the heroes finally do something useful and Fry the snake
monster like some burnt toast on the other hand as usado and rose deal with the last of their patients the usually stuck up Rose explains to usado how the heroes would have died most definitely had he not been there on time in fact she Praises him for winning them a war they were fairly certain to lose which makes him cry like a baby Rose says she never knew he was still such a pansy but Yato says he was scared shitless on the battlefield because the monsters were all so scary and he didn't want to hurt
anyone he heartily thanks her for being there for him and for training him before he collapses from exhaustion and lands on Rose's soft cushions a few days after the war yato lies with Blen and tells him about everything that unfolded and how embarrassed he felt when the king applauded him in front of the entire Kingdom he also recalls how he Never won an award in his past life and this is the first time right then one of his ugly friends at the Inn shows up and tells him he's been invited to the castle again making
him wonder why those clowns are so obsessed with him all of a sudden he heads out right away only to be surrounded by his Die Hard Fang girls when he makes it through the town and he barely makes it to the castle when he gets there however some Knights start thirsting after him too and he realizes That a few good punches can really amp up one's Public Image later the bench-warming useless King once again asks an 18-year-old to fix adults problems and asks him to talk to the hot chick they captured on the battlefield since
she stated she wouldn't be revealing her demon Lord's plans if usus doesn't agree to clap her cheeks the third wheeler suzun accompanies him to the dungeon stating she'll save him if the Dark Knight attacks making him Remind her how she got her ass smoked the last time she stood up against that hottie as the discussion continues yato realizes that even though he thought he was healing her with his punches since her magic was nullifying his she must have taken direct hits from his bare fists and must be hurting right now with that he rushes towards
her and asks her about it but the chick says she's fine despite her wounds making him sus about her being a hardcore masochist tired of This tough girl [ __ ] usado enters her prison cell and takes her hand to begin her healing the warmth from it makes her feel things but when she tries to pull back usado tells her to shut up and act like a good girl oh my and after shattering her armor she cries over this being the first time she's felt such warmth the following day his gorilla boss who's a sadistic
Queen takes his training to the next round and tells him to fight her and try dodging Her punches however since he's still a noob he gets his ass kicked he later visits the edgy chick to rant about it but she tells him to leave since he's embarrassing her heartbroken he visits kazuki's training and Compares it to the Hell Rose puts her through only to realize from cilia's ugly blushing face that the two of them have been screwing around and that a loser like Kazuki has won it life meanwhile as the Darth Vader wannabe fantasizes about
usado her worst Nightmares come true in the form of none other than Rose she tells her she isn't isn't all that interested in spoiled kids like her but due to the King's request she has come up with two options for her one that she stays in the prison forever and rots and two she agrees to get under her wing and become an upright demon when she asks if she's lost her mind Rose smacks her head and reminds her she's at her mercy for now sometime later as usado trains Boren to lose his Body fat Rose
shows up with a pair of Hot Cakes making yuz wonder who these belong to he's utterly surprised to see it's the demon hottie and goes as far as to lose his sanity when Rose mentions she'll be training or rather torturing her for now he pays his respects to the chick knowing full well what awaits her that night Rose tells him he'll become the useless King's Delivery Man from now on and take official letters to the neighboring kingdoms along with the Other Heroes which rose looks forward to so he fails to decline the following day when
he heads to town on a shopping spree he finds the wolf girl over there and since he cannot let her get away this time usado sweeps her off of her feet wondering why she showed him the vision she did only for her to ask him to save her mother the world class attention hog suzun pops into the picture from nowhere fangirling over the wolf girl and begging her to let her Touch her ears in fact she even questions her relationship with usus only for him to finally tell her to shut her trap after he puts
the fox girl down she introduces herself as a Mako and requests a private audience with him meanwhile the demon chick goes through the first part of training and struggles to complete her laps only for the dude Bros to diss her for being a weak at demon although she lashes out at the insult they are proven true when she Trips and falls and decides to end her Redemption Arc right here only to be smacked by Rose and kicked back onto the tracks on the other hand while suzun continues to thirst after ao's ears like some weirdo
yato asks her the reason why she showed him those Visions she says it was necess otherwise the heroes would have died and the kingdom would have crumbled either way she admits she's a Bonafide user of prophetic visions and left her territory To find usado since there was no other way of saving her mother who hasn't opened her eyes in years she explains that she didn't ask Orga or yuru because they are weaklings who wouldn't last a minute in a fight and Rose because she looks like the devil itself although suzun believes her request is a
bit difficult to fulfill usus uses 100% of his brain to propose he can travel to her territory during his business trip to deliver official letters however Before he heads out to seek Rose's help he asks a very hopeful Amo to yell at the top of her lungs if suzun violates her or tries anything sus later upon learning about amako Rose reveals she'll have to notify the useless King about her because if an oracle has ended up in their Kingdom it could lead to war with the foxkin when usus returns to inform amako about this it
turns out that she already knows however seeing how they aren't even Talking in words suzun throws a tantrum over feeling like yato's side chick in the face of a LLY however amako takes her leave after thanking usato and with hopes that her mother can be saved later he scores his chance with the demon HTI by handing her a notebook to rant in making her blush like a red tomato the following day while she trains with the rest of the muscle heads and keeps getting smacked by Rose she discovers that usus is having a training session
With chih Hal Boston too and rather than whining like some [ __ ] he's taking her hits and smirking when he manages to dodge her punches in fact they almost look like a pair of psychotic nut jobs after yato catches her peeking he asks her her name and though she says he's super late she reveals its felm when usado doesn't give her anything beyond a nod and gets distracted by blurring she kicks him in the leg frustrated that he can't catch the hint that she's dying to Be banged by him that night she overhears Rose
instructing us about how the King has accommodated the beastkin territory in his route and invited the fox girl over to the castle the following day a Mako meets with the King and though she's nervous the old geizer thanks her for all her help up until now and for practically saving his doomed Kingdom on the other hand Rose catches felm leaving and smacks her in the rear deducing that since she's hiding in the Forest instead of running back to the demon territory she doesn't plan on ratting them out but wants to leech off of yato simply
because she's jealous tell us of the newest addition in his ever growing herin she drags her back to the inn and later as yato bids her farewell his dumbass doesn't catch a hint again and she smacks his leg while blushing and frustrated after felm leaves him dumbfounded Rose shows up and tells him to smack anyone on the journey Who believes healing magic is inferior to other forms of magic she also tells him she expects great things from him which moves him to tears and he admits he really admires her as his teacher the following day
as Yus leaves for his journey Rose drags felm into the monster Forest to assign her the grizzly bear Mission thanks for sticking around until the end you Legend if you've made it this far confuse the fake fans by commenting demon cheeks down below also You'll definitely enjoy the story of Noir an ugly stupid loner who was so weak that even a light Breeze could beat him hoping to level up he explores a hidden dungeon slaying monsters and unlocking powerful skills suddenly becoming strong with all the girls now wanting a bite of his minized sausage until
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