How Long Could You Secretly Live In a Grocery Store? (again)

Have you ever been in a grocery store and wondered how long could you secretly live here without getting caught? Luckily for you, I'm going to the most extreme [music] lengths in order to find out. With the first day of my brand new life starting right [music] now, [music] there are so many people here.

This is bad news for me. I've tried living in a grocery store before, but this store is 10 times bigger and there are 10 times more employees, security, and cameras. And my goal is pretty simple.

I want to find out if I can live here forever. Now, the first thing you guys are probably wondering is, Eric, where are you going to hide? All the produce bins in the store have this space under them, which I could technically slide under.

There's just so many people. I feel like I'm going to get caught. The most obvious choice to me is to make a toilet paper fort.

I just feel like I've seen how this ends. >> Get out. >> There's a spot through this door over here past produce.

In these back areas, there's freezers. It's just so cold in here. I am going to die if I try to live in here.

Theoretically, living on top of the shelves would be the sneakiest place I could possibly live. So, I guess it's a good thing that at 4:00 this morning, me and my friends dressed up as workers, used a forklift, and put a luxury secret home disguised as a [music] bunch of boxes on top of the shelf. The only problem, it is positioned right in front of the cash registers, and there are people everywhere.

But before we get to that, there was something else that was more important. It's breakfast time. I was starving.

But luckily for me, when you live in a grocery store, >> everything [music] in this store is free. Got to make some pancakes this morning. Some of this aluminum morale was high and [music] I was absolutely loading up.

But there was still one tiny problem. How on earth am I going to get all of my food on top of that shelf and into my house? This was not going to be an easy task, but as you guys know, I always have a plan.

A few weeks ago, I came here and took pictures of all the employee outfits, and then recreated them to a tea. So, I'm going to try to pass as an employee [music] and climb the shelves into the shelter undetected. >> So, I made my way to the back, changed into my employee outfit, [music] and casually walked back out towards my future home.

This is going well so far. And I'm going to grab this ladder. Just going to set this up real casually.

I put all my groceries inside this box. A wet floor sign just in case. And then real casually put this up here.

Nobody's going to think a thing. Oh. Oh, it looks so good.

It looks so good. Just waiting for the perfect moment. I don't see any workers.

I don't see security. All right, here we go. Here we go.

3 2 1 go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go that's so sketchy welcome to my living room since I'm trying to see how long I could live here which theoretically could be forever I tried to furnish this thing and do some finishings [music] that were really high quality something I could really spend some time in the entire thing is soundproof so I can screen talk like I normally do without being caught. Oh my gosh. A magnetically latching door that kind of works sometimes.

We have a functioning [music] toaster oven, all of our silverware, bowls, pans, a slide out skillet for cooking, and a fridge to keep my very own stash of groceries. The other cool thing about [music] this box setup is I set up security cameras pointing back at my box so I can actually see what's going on outside. Like right now, I can tell that there are two ladies right under me.

and it would be a horrible time to get out. And I cannot afford to get caught because I'm planning on sneaking in my two idiot friends and my girlfriend Hope for a romantic date night. But we'll get to that later.

Anyway, let's cook some breakfast pan. Now, there's only one rule to this whole challenge, and that's [music] don't get caught. And depending on how well I do at that, I'm going to be here for a long time.

So, I have my regular to-do list, my daily routine that I want to keep up with while [music] I'm here. We obviously already took care of the shelter, but let's take care of food now. All right, while the last egg is cooking, I'm going to start working on pancakes.

[music] Some pancake mix, one egg, one cup of water. How big is a cup? How many milliliters are in a cup?

Dude, there's somebody under me. We have to do this quietly. All right, here we go.

Pancake flip. Oh, nice. All right, we're going to go for bacon next.

This is uh I don't know how this is going to turn out. [snorts] Oh, it's starting to smoke in here. I should put more bacon on, right?

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Dude, I'm sweating in here. It's so hot. I should have probably designed this better.

I'm not going to lie to you guys. Mafia bone appetit. [music] We have three eggs over easy.

We got bacon. We got berries and pancakes. Finishing [music] touch here.

[groaning] Ah, got syrup on my socks. It is weird. You know, it's a weird place to have breakfast, but I am not complaining.

[music] This actually looks delicious. Oh my god. I can't believe that just happened.

This is horrible. This is such a mess. So freaking sticky.

Not only was I covered in syrup and sweat, but the steam was turning my box into a literal sauna. Oh my gosh, my cameras are turning off because they're overheating. Dude, this is it's it's so effing hot in here.

I have to get out. I have to get out. All right, here we go.

Oh my gosh. Don't know if anybody saw that. I'm hoping that nobody saw that.

Oh my god. Security just passed by. Now, to address the elephant in the room, you're probably wondering, Eric, how do you have access to all these security cameras?

And how do you not go to prison when this is all said and done? Well, this is Clara. And not only is she one of the owners of this grocery store, but she's the only person in this entire building that knows I'm secretly [music] living here.

How long do you think I can live here undetected? >> 30 minutes. >> Minutes.

>> Yeah, I'd bet on that. >> The security, the employees, the customers, they have absolutely no idea that [music] I'm living here. >> But then I had a massive realization.

Getting in and out of this box kind of sucks, which meant I needed a plan B. So, I decided to go looking for a backup shelter. All right, it looks like we have a receiving dock right here.

We got some more shelves up here. I could always go climb and live up in there. I think we have a break room in here.

This is actually really sweet. I feel like I could theoretically lock myself in there. This place is kind of secluded from the rest of the store, and there's a lot of aisles that I could hide in.

All right, guys. I think we have a decent collection of spots. The employees are also starting to get a little suspicious of me because I'm wearing this camera on my chest.

I'm going to cut my losses and try to get back into my house without anybody noticing. I'm going to like the lights turning on at a diddy party. I got out of there fast before anyone could start asking any questions.

I just needed to get back inside my house, but not before picking up a few extra goodies. Waffles. Take one of these.

Take one of these. One of the things I love about living here [music] is it's the only time I can legally shoplift. >> How's it going?

>> Good. My window is slim here. There's so many people in the front of the store.

Oh my gosh. All right. Going to try to do this without anybody noticing.

>> You guys carry tofu? >> Tofu? >> Yeah.

>> Uh, uncooked or cooked? >> Uncooked. Um, that's going to be over down here to the left.

Very the very end. I feel so bad. I have no idea where the tofu is.

All right. There's no better time than now. All right.

3 2 1. [music] We're going go. Close.

Close. Close. Close.

I just don't know how many times I can do what I just did without getting caught. I think my plan is to lay low, get a little nap in because tonight is going to be very, very busy. Big night, big plans.

I keep telling you guys about these things. Anyway, I took a little power nap to [music] recharge and when I woke up, I immediately channeled my inner 11 with some egos. >> I have to pee so bad.

I have to make it to the bathroom. If I If I go out right here, it is what it is. The alternative is that I explode in 4K.

I have to pee. I'm I have to go. I hope you saw that.

Very conspicuous. Did anyone see that? Oh my god.

I don't even know if we made them text. I'm going to the bathroom. [music] >> Nice.

This store closes at 9:00 p. m. in 30 minutes from now.

That's when security arrives and the crew switches out. So, I think during that switch out will be the perfect time to get back up there. But before the night began, I decided to take a quick moment to game plan.

This is my final breath of fresh air before this place is closed down for the night. When the sun rises, I will either still be inside those doors or I will have footage on this camera of me being violently dragged out. genuinely don't know which.

So far so good. They're ushering the final customers out. They're gating the doors shut.

And I am still inside. So far. All right, they're closing down this area.

The lights are starting to get turned off. I honestly cannot believe that I've made it this far. If I can successfully get locked inside, it's huge for morale.

So, I decided to go back to the box while security made their final rounds. But on the way there, I ran into a little problem. Oh my gosh, there's three people posted up right in front of my box over here.

All right, I'm just going to go for it. Just like you guys should be going for that subscribe button. Mafia, this year we're changing it up.

Every 1 million subscribers that we go up, I have to do whatever the top comment [music] says. So far, I need to sneak into the White House, legally change my name to Diddy, and sneak into Area 51. and the 18 million subscribers.

We're going to start with the White House. We're coming for you, boys. My goal this year is to build the mafia and give you guys a brand new video every single week.

So, make [music] sure you're subscribed and drop a comment because you might choose what I have to do next. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Please don't. Please don't. Please don't.

Please don't. Please don't. Cool.

Okay. I can't believe we made it back in. I honestly can't believe we made it back in.

It's 10:15 right now. We timed that up perfectly with the shift change. I can't believe that actually worked.

I think that calls for a little party. Enough of that. We have a big night ahead of us.

I don't know if you guys saw the last time I lived in a grocery store. It was bad. I cleaned it all up just like I will this time, but it's not going to be pretty.

Again, the security has no idea I'm here. God only knows what will happen to me if I get caught. They'll probably just take me straight to the slammer.

I am going to get prepared for the night ahead and make some dinner pizza. It's Hope. >> For those of you who don't know, Hope is my long-term [music] girlfriend now, Beyonce.

I am engaged, guys. And we've been doing a weekly date night on the same day since we started dating. I think people think it's a bit that we are this committed to date night, but it's it's actually a thing.

>> No, we've been doing this for literally 7 years. You better be into grocery stores because that's where I live now. >> I don't like breaking the rules.

So, >> I love you. >> I love you so much. Excited to see you tomorrow.

>> After locking in date night for tomorrow, my dinner was ready. But one thing I didn't account for was just how loud my toaster oven was. The toaster went off at the worst possible time.

It sounds like they were investigating. I'm going to turn the lights off so it's not sus. Security was getting sus and it seemed like my problems were only just getting started.

>> It's 1:00 in the morning. The store is still completely filled with workers. I did not expect this.

>> It turned out there was actually a night crew that stocked the shelves all the way till morning, as well as 24/7 security that was roaming around the store. It's 3:00 in the morning. I have so many diabolical things to do in the store.

I brought roller skates. I brought a katana. These workers are getting in the way.

>> I knew for a fact that if I got out of the box, I'd get exposed. So, I just decided to sleep the night and wait till morning. >> Rise and shine.

Mafia, good morning. [music] My wild plans last night were robbed from me from the night crew, which [music] I didn't know existed. And just because I didn't cause absolute pandemonium in this store last night, doesn't mean I'm giving up on that dream.

It's going to happen. I'm going to text everybody in my contacts and invite them to the store. We also knocked off another item on our survival checklist.

W's in the chat. W's W's W's. Speaking of the survival checklist, the next one is hygiene.

I'm disgusting. I'm going to go shopping for some toothpaste and soap. And by that, I mean shoplifting.

I just checked my security cameras and it looks like they took my ladder. I I don't know how I'm getting down from here. I just jumped down like 10 ft.

I don't think [music] anybody saw that. Anyway, it was time to go grab some toothpaste. I mean, it's not shoplifting if it's from your own house, right?

Chocolate mode activated. [music] >> I'm hoping they don't come after me. All right, I just got my hygiene supplies.

This next part, though, I'm super excited for. So, last time I secretly lived in a grocery store, I was disgusting. I had no way to shower.

So, I went on Amazon and bought a portable shower. The only problem is I've [music] never used this thing, so I don't know if it actually works. But we're going to find out together.

Okay, let's do this. The train's right there. So, I think I'm going to set it up right here.

Worst nightmare right now is somebody walking in. Let's screw this in. Oh, yeah.

[groaning] We have what should be functioning showers. I was so excited to get my hot shower that I didn't even notice when I flooded the bathroom floor and the hallway. [music] really quick.

Clearly, the inside of this bathroom wasn't safe. So, I packed up all my stuff and belined it straight to the loading docks to finish up my morning shave. Oh man, I didn't think about this.

I'm freehanding this. I don't have a mirror in front of me. I actually think we somehow completed the hygiene morning routine without getting caught.

I don't know how. And with that complete, it meant it was time for the most important meal of the day. Breakfast time.

Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Oh, there's the tofu. Dude, I pointed that guy in the wrong direction.

That's so sad. There's nothing like eating food right off the shelf. I don't know what it is.

It feels so wrong, but so right. And after finishing up my kleptomaniac meal, I went to the back to snag another ladder. Nothing abnormal here whatsoever.

Just wait for these people to leave. 3 2 1 go. So, here's the plan.

Right before store closing tonight, I'm going to sneak my friends in here as well. And I'm going to be honest with you, Mafia. Those guys and I, we're going to get up to no good.

Genuinely, I am as [music] shocked as you guys that I have made it this far. And from this point, I just have to lay low and not get caught until then. So, for the rest of the day, I just hid in my little house and waited until night.

As closing time came, security started locking down the perimeter. So, I decided it was time to get out of my house and try to sneak my friends in. What the heck?

They stole my ladder again. [music] All right, I just jumped down. It's 8:50 right now.

The store is about to close, but I have a plan to get some of my friends [music] in for date night. Oh, they're literally closing the gates right now. I started worrying I wasn't going to get to my friends in time.

But the second the security guard looked away, Tyler and Doha made their move. Yo yo walk, walk. Just walk.

Just walk walk. [music] >> What do you guys need help with again? >> Uh looking for the yogurt.

Yogurt. I'm looking for yogurt. >> I'm doing a pretty good job acting like I'm helping you, right?

>> Yeah. Yeah, I'd say so. >> What do you need?

>> I need some water. >> You live here, right? >> I don't live here.

I work here. >> Oh. Oh.

>> What are you doing? >> Come on. Shut the [laughter] Kill this guy.

>> With my two idiot friends in the store, the next step was getting them in uniforms before any of the employees got suspicious. How's it going? You guys were looking for the bathroom, right?

Oh, >> yeah. >> Yeah. Thank you.

[music] Okay, listen, listen, listen, >> bro. >> How do you get this outfit? >> I made them.

I made these for you. These are fake employee outfits. I need you guys to do a gone transition.

You ready? 3 2 1. >> Beautiful.

You guys look super king, babe. Okay. Okay.

I have big plans for tonight. Okay. I've been telling them about it this whole time.

>> I explained to Tyler and Doha that the reason I brought them here was to be a lookout for me while I had date night with my girlfriend later in the [music] night. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. But first, I had to get them familiar with the layout of the store.

It's 9:30. The store is officially closed. You guys have to act like employees.

I work here, bro. I know everything about this place. You get any layer you want.

Wait, is that how that works? Actually, >> you guys can pick one thing as we're go doing the tour to grab off the shelf and eat. Okay.

>> One thing. >> Just one. >> Okay, fine.

We have the deli section. What's he going to pick? >> Oh my Oh my god.

Careful. Careful. Just don't get seen.

Next up, we have the freezer aisle. Oh my food. They got microwave here.

You okay? You can't even. It's frozen.

>> So we can microwave the corn dogs. Can we have a corn dog party? Focus.

I need to show you something. >> I'm trying to figure out where you're sleeping. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

You're very warm right now. It's not that obvious. >> You're very Oh my gosh.

I feel like it's that giant pile of on top of the You are >> very warm right now. >> Is that where you live? >> It's not that obvious.

>> No, I wouldn't have known. >> He's not the smartest guy I know. >> You guys want to go check it out?

Now, I was pretty sure most of the employees were gone, but I still had to make sure security was clear if we wanted to make it through the night. Okay, let me let me make sure it's clear. >> That ladder is moving so much.

[music] >> All right. >> Oh my god. What in the world?

I feel like Dan's going to fall for some reason. [music] Yo, no. I don't know where Noah went.

He's actually gone. >> What? [music] >> So, what do you think?

>> What do you think of the digs? Huh? Bro, this place.

He brought some frozen ground beef patties. Do you have a stove in? >> No, I don't have a stove.

Close the door. [music] >> No way, bro. >> I've been to every single one of your secret hideouts.

I don't think I've actually missed one. [music] This is the best one by far by far. Dude, mounted lamps.

This is screwed in the wall. You got a TV. >> You put your iPhone on this.

[music] You watch movies. >> No way, bro. It is hot in here, bro.

Or do you have ACG? >> No, that's the one thing I overlooked was AC. I keep having to leave that door correct.

It's easy to forget, especially for a guy like you who's scared of heights, that you are back facing 10 ft off the ground right now. [laughter] >> That's actually crazy. How strong is this?

>> I don't know, but you want to find out. >> I do not want to find out. >> Oh my god.

>> You ready for this? >> There's more surprises. >> Yeah, there's more surprises.

This comes [music] with a suite of security cameras that I can use to make sure that I can sneak out of here undetected. [music] >> We got 4K. That's us right there.

That's us right there right now live. >> Gosh, bro. >> Bro, what changed, dude?

You You started getting more views. You're making more money. [laughter] >> So, here's the deal.

The store is officially closed down in 20 minutes from now. We just have to survive until then. >> You see, with the unlimited time I had on my hands, I scrubbed through my security camera footage and noticed a window where the [music] store was completely empty, which theoretically made it the perfect chance to do whatever we wanted.

Doha for some reason brought 20 ground beef patties with us like that. Dude, dude, dude, don't. Dude, this is odd grease.

Don't just burn my face off, dude. You got grease all over my blanket and walls. What kind of visitor are you?

>> All right, there's no one here right now. >> Audrey, go get some bugs. >> All right, I got you.

>> Okay, look out there. Make sure there's nobody out there and then go. Oh my gosh, this is ridicul.

Ow ow ow. >> Where is the burns? I think it's maybe on that side.

>> It is miserably hot in here. >> It's got to be smoking. IT'S GOT TO BE AH, DUDE.

There's grease everywhere. It hurts so bad to be near it. >> Well, these ones looks nice.

Let's get these ones. >> Ow ow ow ow ow. Oh, I got to turn this off.

>> Spraying grease everywhere. >> What else do I need? [music] Oh, I think I need some drinks.

[cough] Smoke in here. [music] [music] Oh, he's coming. He's coming.

He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.

All >> [music] [screaming] >> right. I think this thing's done here. Let me see it.

Let me see it. I've been watching a lot of Nick. >> Don't I'm not going to flip.

YOU'RE GOING TO FLIP. OW. I'M NOT going to flip it.

How's it going? Go. Don't flip it.

Don't flip it. >> Should I flip it? >> I learned this from a Gani video.

>> Don't flip it. I learned [music] this from his videos. You don't know what you're talking about.

>> What the is happening? Are you with me? You created I watched the video.

Nick, dude, why did it so easily? >> All right, here you go. >> All right, let's see if it's cooked.

>> It's so hot. Why would you do that? No, >> you actually cooked it perfectly.

We need another two and we'll be good to get out of here. >> Shut up. After 20 [music] minutes in my house and checking the security cams, I was confident all the employees were gone and the store was empty.

All right. All right. Let's go one at a time and get out of here.

>> All right. Do you go first? >> Check out there.

You see [music] anybody? You see anybody? >> No.

>> Okay. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. [music] >> [music] >> I've always wanted to use an aisle as a bowling alley.

Oh, you got bowling balls. >> Grocery store bowling. Loserous bowling match has to eat this jar of anchovi fillets.

>> I like that. >> Wait, how hard can I go? >> I would start easy.

See if you can get a strike. [music] What are you doing? That was not easy.

Oh my gosh. [groaning] [music] >> I'm going to show you what nice and easy looks like. >> Oh no, that was a perfect throw.

>> You just have to get more than [music] four. >> Okay. TT and Joy's.

>> Oh my god. You're going to throw up. >> Let's see about that.

[laughter] >> He hates fish. >> Oh my god, it's so salty. They're so bad, bro.

People eat their by choice. I need to I need something right now. [music] >> What else would you guys want to do if you had an entire grocery store to yourself?

We can do anything. Fruit Ninja. Oh my gosh.

Fruit Ninja in real life. All right. Yeah.

You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Three, two, one.

Oh, look at the precision on these slices. Pomegranate. >> Pomegranate.

>> 3 2 1. >> Oh, the pump. >> I got a few of those actually.

>> [music] >> die. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Oh my god. Okay. Okay.

Things got a little out of hand and before I knew it, our 1-hour freedom was coming to an end. So, obviously we cleaned everything up and I gave the boys a pep talk before the big night ahead. >> Good old date night.

>> Listen, I need you guys to make sure that nobody comes into that break room. If it's an employee, distract them. If it's security, [snorts] >> I'll kill them.

[music] >> You're not going to kill him. But that Okay, just give me that. If something happens, you have the walkie-talkie, you call me.

Okay. I get 1 hour every week to have a date night with my girlfriend. Don't call me with anything dumb.

>> Okay. >> Shortly after the boys and I were on the same page, the night shift crew clocked in. So, we headed to the back to start setting up my date.

Welcome to date night. [laughter] Let me show you around. Hot cocoa station.

Hope's favorite. A projector showing Shrek 2. My favorite.

[music] Hope's favorite little snacks over here. Some sushi for dinner. Chocolates.

I'm a romantic. What can I say? But I feel like it doesn't matter how many candles you light, how many rose petals you lay.

There is one more detail I'm missing. Get out of me, swamp. Hope should be here any minute.

I'm nervous and I don't really have a plan to get her in here undetected. >> While I was cooking up a plan to sneak hope in, Tyler started teaching Doha the basics of being a lookout because one mistake during date night would end everything. >> You're going to find yourself in a situation eventually where you're going to get pressed by security.

>> It's important you stay cool, calm, and collected. And if the vibe is right, rise them up. >> How do you do that?

Anyway, while Tyler and Doha were discussing how to rez up security, it was time for me to try and smuggle Hope into the store. >> I just checked the front. I don't think I'm going to be able to get her in through there.

So, I just texted her to meet me at the loading dock. See if this works. >> So, for example, press me like you're security.

>> What are you doing here? >> Dude, you [music] are beautiful. You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

[music] >> You see what I'm saying? Raise them up. I know you have a wife.

It's just business. >> For being a good wingman. >> That's right.

Raise him up. >> Got it. >> There she is.

>> Really? >> Don't make eye contact. >> I do.

>> Did he see you? >> No. >> Okay.

>> Uh, yes. They do know that I'm here, but the last time they saw me, I was dressed as an employee, but now I'm dressed as Shrek, so that could raise a lot of suspicion, you know? >> That makes sense.

>> Okay, come on. >> Yeah, I'm scared. Freaking hide me already.

>> Look, I'll be real with you, though. Huh? >> Yes.

>> Feel like you're playing around >> me. See this bottle of hot sauce? >> Yes, Tyler.

>> If you ask you to drink a bottle of hot sauce, what do you do? >> I drink it. >> If someone presses you, what do you do?

>> Drnk it. No. >> Raise them up.

>> That's right. You messed that up a little bit. You got to take a sip.

How does that taste? >> I don't want to do that to you. >> I own up to my mistakes.

Push out of there. >> Let's keep moving. >> Since I was theoretically planning on living here forever, I wanted to give the love of my life a tour of our new home.

>> Okay, come through here. >> But with employees everywhere, it was looking nearly impossible. >> Okay, I saw it.

>> But not to worry, I had a plan. The bird has landed. There are uh >> employees on the floor though.

We need to avoid those guys. >> We'll take care of him. >> Tyler and Doha are bodyguards.

>> The hell are you? >> Don't li that guy up. He's been here for forever.

>> Okay, look. Doha, get here. Hey, >> I actually taught Doha everything I know.

He's like actually a genius. Watch this. Get up there.

Show him. Show him what I taught you. >> You need to distract him.

>> This guy is actually impressively good. Hey, what's up? How are you doing?

It's good. You want to Is it uh what the freak is he doing? Uh that guy was calling you.

Maybe >> Oh, w oh my >> the Yeah, maybe the other one. >> You got him distracted. >> Go, go, go, go, go.

Whatever. >> Go, go, go, go. We're good.

>> We're the produce section. >> Thank you. That's actually that was actually really good.

So, while Doha continued to distract [music] the employees, I was able to show hope around the store. >> Okay. What do you think?

What do you think? It's a speed tour. >> I like it.

A lot of good spots to hide, I feel like, which is useful. >> Oh, Doha's driving it. Doha stole the machine.

[laughter] >> Okay, we got to go. We got to go. He's creating a distraction.

Go, go, go, go, go. >> Ooh. Grab some dessert for tonight.

Well, you can grab as many as you want. Grab five. Grab anything.

>> No. No. Don't be Don't be frivolous.

>> All right, let's keep going. [music] >> Come here. There's people in this aisle.

I need you to distract them with this wax machine. Get in their way. Don't Don't hurt them now.

>> Oh my god. What is happening right now? Run.

But just when I thought we were safe. >> I think it's time to hide. >> Oh, there's there's a lady right there.

[music] >> Why did you put me in this position? >> Guys, we have this under control. Stop freaking out.

You do not have this under control, bro. My house is completely swarmed with people. I don't think I'm able to give you a tour, unfortunately.

>> That's completely fine with me. >> You just want to do day night. >> I don't even know if we can do that at this point.

The longer we were out there, the more likely we were to get caught. So, we belined it out of there. >> We're going to make a move to those doors over there.

Ready? One, switch motion. Three, two, one, go.

Come on. What's going on, guys? >> Figure it out.

>> Oh my gosh. Eric, I lost eyes with you. Uh, is everything okay?

>> We're good. We made it to the back. I have one more surprise for you.

These are your pajamas. >> Oh, cute. >> Are you sure Doha broke the wax machine?

But >> uh, not really. >> I'm not really positive about that. I just thought I'd tell you.

>> He broke it. >> Don't worry about it. Just go.

I got my goon out there going crazy mode. You broke the machine. >> He broke the machine.

>> I'm going to have to pay for that. >> Yeah. I mean, it's a really bad situation.

I was just letting you know. >> You're supposed to be in charge of this. >> I mean, he's stuck currently.

I mean, we could maybe help him. >> He's stuck out there right now. >> Why don't you go help him?

>> I don't know how to. This is a bad situation. [laughter] >> Okay.

We're about to start day night in here. >> Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm always watching. >> All right.

Nice. >> Yeah, you're good. >> Okay.

Great outfit. You look awesome. >> Thanks.

[music] >> Okay. Welcome to date night. [music] >> Break from date night.

[laughter] >> Yeah. >> Oh, that's truck, too. >> Yeah.

Our favorite movie. >> Your favorite movie. >> It's our favorite movie that we love together.

Yeah. Yeah. >> All right.

>> We have the hot cocoa station. >> I do love hot chocolate. >> Go ahead.

Oh, [laughter] >> a dozen roses for you. >> That's nice. Plus >> rose petals >> on the floor.

>> Yep. We have sushi from the deli, chocolates, popcorn, and Shrek 2, our favorite movie that we've bonded together over. >> Alexa, play an interstellar.

>> Yo, Eric, uh, is everything good? We're getting really worried about you. We're going to have to go do an emergency invasion of the break room if you can't respond to this.

>> Yes, everything is good. I don't want to sound crazy here. I legitimately think he's being held hostage right now and to be able to say that.

>> Okay. >> Cheers. >> Cheers.

[music] >> Somehow this place feels like it has the most security out of all of the places we've been to, [music] which is surprising. You'd think like water park or mall. >> Mhm.

Here. You want fun juice? >> Yeah.

Oh, big glass. [music] Thank you. >> You need a little soy sauce.

>> M. That's okay. Spill risk.

>> What the What are you guys doing? I was so worried about you. Close the CLOSE THE DOOR.

>> What do you guys want? Dude, I want to watch Shrek with you guys. What?

Leave. Security could sneak up on me right now. I actually need you guys to keep an eye out.

Please. >> Can I hang out just for a little? I love this movie so much.

>> No. Let me know if you guys need anything. >> Okay.

You guys need anything now? [laughter] >> Close it. [music] >> We've done date night at water park, date night a mall, date night a grocery store.

What's like the dream date? >> I think a movie theater would be really fun. What's yours?

>> Probably the World Cup or something. >> [music] >> Now, I actually told Tyler to train up Doha's security skills as much as he could because I knew that at one point in the night, he would have to handle things on his own. >> I got to get out of here.

>> Actually, yeah, >> I got a flight. I'm going to knight you as Eric's wingman of the night. >> All right, man.

>> You have what it takes. >> Here's Wingman. >> I'm just going to go leave.

All right. >> I'll do it. >> No, it's it's over.

It's not even worth saving. >> No, don't leave me like that. >> You got this, dough.

>> And now it's just me. >> I bought a pair of roller skates for each of us to go roller skate around the grocery store. Doha.

How's the floor looking? As the night goes dark, the new wave of people have started to come in. >> He's like speaking [laughter] in a riddle.

>> Meet me by seafood and then if you can help escort us through the store, that would be awesome. >> It's the perfect time you can come out. >> Okay.

>> Oh my gosh. Come on. [music] Oh, what if you go distract those guys in the front and then we go past them?

>> Yeah, you distract them. >> Go. Let's go.

Let's go. >> Oh, I'm going fast. I'm going fast.

>> This is crazy. Okay. Lap on the brute section.

Yeah. Okay. Go.

>> I don't know how to stop. [laughter] >> This is awesome. [music] It's like our own little private rank.

>> [music] >> Watch out there lady. She just walked past me. >> Yeah, I just saw her.

I think we should get out. >> Okay. >> Love you.

>> Love you. A >> You sure you don't want to live here [music] with me forever? >> Yeah, I'm positive.

>> Okay. I I'm headed back into the store. I just have to make it back into my house undetected.

Tonight was honestly everything I wanted it to be. The rollerblading, the fruit ninja bowling. It was beautiful.

And [music] if I get dragged out of this box before 7:00 in the morning, so be it. Anyway, good night, Mafia. Good morning, guys.

Somehow I have survived the night. And to be honest, I have a life to [music] return to. So, I think it's time for my favorite part of these videos, giving myself up to security.

Well, all right. I'm just going to walk up to the main security here. How's it going?

I've been secretly living here. I >> Oh, okay. >> That's how it is.

>> Yeah. Uh, he's sleeping here. >> You?

>> Yeah. >> Why [laughter] >> am I in trouble? >> Nah.

>> Okay. Really? Really?

>> Yeah. >> Okay. Why does nobody care that I've been secretly living here?

Morning. >> Morning. How are you?

>> I've been secretly living here. >> Okay. >> All righty.

What do you mean? Okay. Guess it's fine, guys.

To answer the question, I think I [music] could secretly live here forever, probably. But if you think [music] this is where it ends, you are sorely mistaken because I'm only going to take things further. I'm talking secretly living at the pyramids, [music] an NFL stadium, and even mafia.

Let me know in the comments where you want me to secretly live next. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. That's pretty much it.

I'm leaving.