Oh, hey girl. The tsunami turned into Hurricane Rochelle. What happened to my hair?
What happened to my hair? All my work. What did you do?
What did you do? What am I supposed to do with a head full of broken hair? What am I going to do about the show?
Oh god, the show. Everybody think My mother's career as a hair model was over faster than Pac-Man Jones's career as a citizen. My father went to get to the bottom of Drw's problem, which was actually where the problem started.
Was that Miss Crabtree? Yep, that's her. My father took one look at Miss Crabtree and knew exactly why Drw was failing.
Excuse me. Can I help you? Hi, Dur.
Hi. Is all that really necessary? I'm sorry.
All of what? All this? I mean, the boy can't even concentrate.
Neither can you. I'm sorry. I still don't follow.
Excuse me, Drw. What's 8 * 12? I don't know.
How about now? 96. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
I don't know. How about now? Thomas Jefferson.
Drw, what's your name? I don't know. Look, if you are going to be an educator, buy some uglier clothes, please.
Drw's grades improved after he transferred to the class of Miss Murphy, a 90-year-old lady with a mustache. Come on. All righty, class.
So, today we're going to learn about the MexicanAmerican War. What do we know about the Mexican-American War? Anybody?
We know we'd like to take you out for Mexican food. Nobody. Hey, Greg.
I didn't know what to say to Greg, so I imagine what Doc would say. Chris, you need to tell your friend you're sorry. Why?
He's the one with the problem. All I did was try to help. I got him talking to Mandy.
You got him to feel like an idiot. He is an idiot. All he had to do was say hi.
Look, Chris, a man can't say hi or goodbye to a woman unless he's ready to do it on his own. And you got him to talk to Mandy. Now you got to get him to talk to you.
Hey, man. Listen, I'm sorry for embarrassing me in front of Mandy. What the heck?
It's not like I have other friends to hang out with. So, we're cool. Yeah, we were friends, but we were far from cool.
