there's a guy who is very proud American and he decided that he wants to go to Washington to see I mean Washington this is our Capital he was so proud of everything that he saw there but a couple of blocks from the White House he saw a strange looking house it didn't look like an American house and he hears the people who live in this house they're not even talking English they're speaking some strange language they come out and he sees that they're dressed funny they're not wearing American clothes so he goes knocks on the
door and he asks them do you celebrate the 4th of July they say no we celebrate something else so do you eat hot dogs and hamburgers like we do they said no we have a certain strange fish that we eat it's do you know any American songs you know the Star-Spangled Banner they said no we sing Our Own songs so he got very angry at them and he said you live in America you take advantage of all the good things that are available in America you've been here for 10 years yeah shame on you you're
in America dressed like an American eat like an American sing American songs so they said excuse me but this is the Norwegian Embassy our reason for being here is to show Americans how Norwegians live if we ate what you eat and sang your songs and dressed like you and build houses like you we get fired we wouldn't be doing our job you say oh I'm sorry yeah you're right if you walk into a house and you don't know what it is everything's gonna be why are you singing that song why are you eating that why
are you wearing that why did you build your house like this everything's a question but once you find out what the house is oh okay now everything makes sense you built a Norwegian house you speak Norwegian or whatever they speak over there you sing Norwegian songs you celebrate Norwegian holidays your first day everything makes sense foreign what are we here for what are we here for if we knew what we're here for everything would make sense so when people say you know non-religious Jews what do they have to dress so funny can't you dress like
everybody else yeah I could I'd lose my job if I dress like everybody else I'll lose my job I'll get fired what is your job oh my job is to show the world the abista's way of doing things not to do the same thing everybody else does I'm here to show the world the abistair's way I am his Embassy I'm his ambassador so if I dress like everybody else eat like everybody else and sing like everybody else I'm out of a job I'm not doing my job okay when we forget what we're here for everything
becomes a question look you walk down the street every guy's got a girlfriend or two just don't tell just tell don't tell one girlfriend that there's another one so why can't I it's a very good question if you have no job if you're unemployed and you have nothing to do with your life good have a girlfriend have two if you can get away with it have three have ten what's the difference if you're not here for any reason then eat whatever you want what's the difference it's like you're having a question what's wrong with having
a girlfriend how come nobody stops these guys on the street who have two girlfriends how come nobody stops them and says why do you have girlfriends nobody asks them that sorry it's none of your business yeah how come you can't find more than two something wrong with you you're not very popular how come nobody asks why do you have a girlfriend why do you eat hazard why do you dress like uh whatever nobody asks that you know why because nobody cares you have a girlfriend good for you who cares you don't have a girlfriend oh
why why are you not like everybody else the answer is because I have a job you don't have a job you can do whatever you want and nobody cares nobody says wow I'm really interested people eat Hazard how come they eat hazard nobody cares oh you don't eat Hazard why you're different people take an interest you're you're representing something people want to know we had in 1976 in 1976 America became 200 years old so everybody was celebrating their anniversaries on every store all of a sudden it said since 1986 since 1942 everybody became very conscious
of how how old are you how long have you been because the holy the whole America the United States of America was 200 years old so when we put up Asuka downtown in Minneapolis we put up a sign everybody said in business for 20 years in business for 60 years since whatever we put up a sign 3 310 years
