Celebrating our ENGAGEMENT at DISNEY LAND!

Here we are. We made it all the way to the west coast, Santa Monica Boulevard Pier, and it is gorgeous. I I've seen it at night one other time, and I'm just shocked at how dark it is.

Beautiful. So, first night in LA. Hell of a flight.

I am so much easier. Like it's so much easier to walk on a plane and get around stuff. You did so good after flying all this way, renting a car, driving around I don't know Santa Monica Boulevard pier thing.

He's been nonstop like Oh yeah, I don't give up. [ __ ] it. Um like obviously I'm out here for pleasure and also out here for her to create memories with her.

There's there's also a bit of a celebration for just losing 100 pounds in the last year. Getting up and being able to do things I haven't been able to do in a long time. Like I could ride the Scrambler if I wanted to.

Oh yeah, I don't want to, but I could. I did want to do the ferris wheel though. So I did that instead of the Scrambler.

Look at that. Woo! Look at that.

Look, baby. Look at this. What a cute little beach town, right?

It's so cute. It's so beautiful. Really solid Galveston vibes.

If you live right where you could see this every night, I bet you get tired of seeing this ferris wheel. But I could never. Yeah, I could never.

That is scary as hell. We ain't even have a type. This it ain't nothing compared to the ferris wheel we're going to be on in California Adventure.

Oh yeah, the plane today. Amazing. Just what what an amazing day.

I can't wait to get back to the hotel or to the hotel. Check in, get to sleep so I can wake up for rope drop at Disney. Let's go.

We're back at Disney California Adventure in Disneyland as a engagement party. Me and Desi got engaged not too long ago and we are here to celebrate and I'm Oh my gosh. We're starting with Disney California Adventure.

We're doing rope drop. It is rope drop right now. We're going to be here all day until close or until Desi can't walk anymore.

I ridded the scooter. I've already walked like three miles today, two malls yesterday. I still got plenty of walking to do.

I got haunted houses to do cuz we are also doing Stick around if you enjoy these videos. We're doing Universal. We're doing knots.

We're doing it all. Look how I helped someone like a family take a photo of [ __ ] I love her. I love her.

So, this is your first adult um roller coaster. How you feeling about it? I'm nervous.

It does go upside down. Is that a problem? Yes.

Oh, well. Are you feeling brave or are you feeling nervous? You can do it.

This will be the scariest thing you do all day other than Guardians of the Galaxy. That would be scarier. So, you have that to look forward to.

Well, we just got off the Infernic Coaster. Uh Desi, your thoughts? I died.

That was my house. Hell. This [ __ ] don't know what hell is yet.

She hasn't done Guardians of the Galaxy yet. That's hell. Today is October the 1st when we were here, which is kind of cool.

We watched Coco on the flight here and now we're in the little Coco section. I thought it was really cool to see this. I feel like there's been some sort of spider activity here.

Maybe as if I was in some sort of Spider-Man themed ride. Your arm in the direction you want to shoot the weapon. That's it.

Peter, your spider are continuing to replicate and are consuming everything in their path. They seem to be stuck in some location. If you could just hang around, please on it.

Contacting Mr Stark. Don't call Mr Stark. Mr This is now a bigger problem than activating level protocols.

Hey guys, what's up? I hear you have a bug problem. I'm here to help.

You made it. Great. Red level is in exponential danger.

You might need some help. Perhaps I'll help you adventures. Don't worry, everyone.

I got this. Okay, everybody. Open house is canled.

Quite an idea. I can use some help. Yes, you could.

Sharon, prep the slinger vehicles. Already on it. Everyone head to the slingers.

We can team up to stop the spark boss before they destroy the campus. It's easy. Okay, we have a plan.

Are you ready for Radiator Springs? I'm so ready. I paid so much money for this one.

I paid for the upgrade. It's worth [Music] [Music] Oh no. [Music] Whoa.

[Music] Great. Slow down. You're not racing yet.

Just follow me into town to get ready. Race, huh? It's going to be fun.

Hey, we're stupid. probably because a bad spark plug could be [Music] radiator. You ready to get [Music] [Music] Shiny paint don't win a race.

Oh, get out there. Uhoh. Uhoh.

You're going down. [Applause] [Music] Yeah. [Music] Yeah.

[Music] [Music] Like a real dirt. [Music] [Laughter] We're all winners today. I guess honey.

I guess like a All right, honey. Guardians of the Galaxy, the second scariest ride in the park. You've already done the scariest.

That's Incredic Coaster. Are you ready for this? Is this scarier because it's just a drop?

Is that scarier to you than all the Woo! upside down. You'll be all right.

Promise. Why? Of course I escaped.

For those of you who have not been paying attention, the name's Rocket, one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. The smart one. Listen up.

He's going to put you on a gantry lift for your tour. I'm going to sneak on top of your lift and take us all the way to the big old generator control room. I'm going to blast that thing and destroy all the control systems, which will open up every cage in this freak show and free my friends.

Our buddy Mantis is in the getaway ship waiting for my signal. And then we'll be on our merry way. But this plan won't work unless you come.

I don't have clearance. My hands don't scare. Yours do.

If you raise your hands, I get the clearance and the chaos begins. It's a foolproof plan. Ready?

Rocket. It's time. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Yeah, baby.

Let's go. [Applause] Yeah. [Music] [Applause] Yeah, here we go.

[Applause] Yeah. [Applause] [Music] Yeah. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Yeah.

[Music] [Applause] I want that. There you go. Last one.

You got this. Here we go. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Well guys, if you want to not feel that, do fight and then you miss out all that.

Hello. If you are new to the area, the Monstropolis Chamber of Commerce would like to welcome you. While you're in town, be sure to We have this program for a special report.

A child is on the loose in Monropolis. A human child. If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a child security breach for the first time in monster history.

We can neither confirmed nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a doll. It's true.

I saw the whole thing. Happy birthday. Oh, goody bear.

[Music] It made me dance like a chicken. My thoughts were not my own and it grabbed me. Oh, we got to get you home.

There's a kid here. A human kid. monster.

And on my birthday, I thought you meant [Music] this way. [Music] We have a 23 in unit. Spread out and lock it down.

[Music] There's something down here looking for this girl. That situation is not a working night. [ __ ] excited.

What happens? Hurry up, Sy. Hurry up.

I've been moving. Set him on the scare floor. Race you to the scare floor.

[Music] They'll never find her door now. [Music] Look, there's your door. We're almost there, kiddo.

[Music] Not so fast, Son. They'll never get her home now. Go.

Oh, no. No, no, no. Slam it.

[Music] It's been the most terrifying day of my life. But I love you, kiddo. Good night, boo.

Kitty. Kitty. Got to go now.

Sleep. After careful and thorough observation of the perimeter, we can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. [Music] Did you just see a human childless?

[Music] Your stencil is very scary. Whatever. You guys in the second row.

Make sure you get my good side. If I known you were coming, I would have fixed my makeup. I got a good side.

We stopped the pizza planet. It's not as cool as the Orlando Pizza Planet. We demolish this pizza though, y'all.

It's good. Desi just noticed something. Did you notice they have little pizzas on their outfits?

At least that one does. Look at this one. He's all like the clock.

[Music] Something's wrong with Buzz Lightyear. I don't know. He He probably needs to see a space doctor.

Oh no. You you got hit by too many spice lasers. No vlog to think that.

No, you're looking at the vlog. You're going What did you think this was? I thought this was the Tiana boat.

No, this is the Mark Twain. Honey from the movie. No, the Tiana.

The Tiana. She got a whole mountain. This is Hi.

Hi. You got a Kirby hat. Enjoy your ride.

Enjoy your ride. Wowee. Wow.

All right. Me and Desi are currently in the middle of a debate. There is this seagull sitting on that barrel out in the middle of nowhere.

There's another one floating. Is that another one floating, honey? Is that a seagull over there floating?

Or is that a duck? And there's ducks. Oh my gosh.

I thought this seagull was an animatronic sitting on that barrel. But he's the real deal, boys. They're all the real deals.

I love you. Here we go, baby. Pirates of the Caribbean.

Oh my gosh. I'm so freaking nervous. Oh, it's such a relaxing and fun ride up until the giant waterfall.

What? Yeah. This is not It's You won't like the waterfall.

No wonder they're playing banjo music today. Watch. You can eat in here.

You can eat in here. Yeah. You can sit there and smell the chlorine and watch people go by.

Yeah, you can smell and enjoy chlorine. Uhhuh. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

I love me some chlorine. I love it. It makes me hungry.

Look at the old boat house. A Wow. Now, if you listen real quiet, and we're real lucky, there'll be a man playing banjo music inside that old rickety farm.

Also, you see the see the landing bugs? Oh my gosh. Where do you uh They used to twinkle.

They're not twinkling anymore, which is No, they're very still. Yeah. Oh, look.

We're lucky, honey. There he is. You see him?

I do. And don't worry, honey. It's It's You're only going to get very wet, so I wouldn't worry about it.

I'm wearing light color. Jeez, with a waterfall. I'm going to look like I peed myself.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I did pee myself, so I'm on the last ride.

Don't worry about it. You hear that scream? That's you in about 60 seconds, honey.

I'm hold on to this bar. Um, it won't help. What?

It won't help. You'll probably get flung out anyway, baby. No.

I don't like drops. I don't like drops. Not drops.

Um, off to the sides. Get wet. I sit towards the middle.

Hold on. Here it goes. Grab your bar, honey.

Hold your phone. Here we go. Go.

Here we go. No, no, no, no, no. Three, two, one.

Oh yeah. [Music] How was that? Scary.

Thank gosh there's not a second drop coming up. What? Yeah.

No. Thankfully there's not one right there. Uh, okay.

Believe what you want to believe. But that's a waterfall, sweetie. [Applause] [Music] Now, legend be it that some of the skeletons in here were originally real skeletons.

Wow. They have replaced the mold, but one one is made of real bone still. No, you tell me which one you think it is and I'll tell you in the comment section if it's true.

You think it's that one? No. That looks like Barbados.

Look at that. Look at that. Oh, you see that?

I notic my nest. What are y'all doing? I live inside.

[Music] Oh, he is very dead. He is very dead. Yeah.

I love the guy drinking. Oh, always been a big fan of him. Wow, that is cool.

He's very cool. They really set the cast though. They've been playing for a while.

I think somebody's figured out by now. Been playing for about 70 years. That's the real one.

No, no, no. That's the real one. You think it's that one?

Yeah. It's not the one um on the head of the bed. It might be this one.

Actually, might be that one. It's that one. Ain't it?

might be. Looks real. I know.

[Music] Okay. It was that one. Now, that one looks very real, too, though, doesn't it?

It do. [Music] Look at all the treasure. Treasure.

Don't fear any of evil curses says you properly warn deities says I. Who knows when that evil curse will strike the greedy beolders of this bewitched treasure. Perhaps he knows too much.

Okay, look at the left. You see who's going? Keep your eye on him.

Keep your eye on him. Keep your eye on him. Keep looking.

Keep looking. [Music] His face right. What?

Surrender, Captain Jack Sparrow, or I will burn the city to the ground. [Music] It's cotton jack. No.

[Music] Oh, what is the first thing? That would be a ball. Got a couple cannon balls in my room.

Don't worry about it. [Music] I feel again only become Jack. Speak up.

Order your fancy a swim with David Jones. Tell him don't be chicken. [Music] Oh, there he is.

Now you What may I offer for these heads? Everyone an egg lady. [Music] lay there you fat.

[Music] I'll buy you one. How many seconds you want? All of them.

Here I be a hole in the treasure map and the key as well. What I wouldn't give to see the look on Captain Jack's face where the years Oh my gosh, it's creepy. Have a little time [Music] around the night.

[Music] [Music] for you. We do any [Music] Yeah. [Music] That's some very realistic people.

Uhuh. In real life, it's even closer than on video. Somewhat a Disney likes downstairs.

That's it. It's us blasted lovers. Uh-oh.

Place is a little bit on fire. [Music] You don't like the sound of that? [Music] Don't believe bumper boats.

What do you think of Pirates? I think it's awesome. It's kind of the best one.

It's the best start ride in all of existence until Rise of the Resistance came around and now it's kind of [Music] [Music] beyond your heart. Oh no. Explosives.

I think there's more. Normally there's a guy over there, but he's gone. Now they're shooting at us.

That's weird. Wow. Stop you.

I raise a toast to one of my many shipmates across the sea. Drnk up me hard. Wrestles are scound devils and black sheep are really bad eggs.

Drnk up me hard. Drnk up. There's treasure enough for all.

So right here um on the planet of Jaku is the marketplace. Now listen honey, I bought several creatures from here, several other things from here. It's very expensive and they don't take human money, so I'm going to have to barter with them if you want anything.

Okay. Well, I do. I want a lot of things.

Okay. Well, I might be in trouble. Yeah.

I wonder how many Imperial credits I can get for kidney. I have two kidneys. No, I got kidneys.

I don't really use them. I just use him to stay alive. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. It took me a minute to understand what this creature is cuz he's moving. So, I thought it was alive.

And there's his face right there. I didn't I couldn't make out with the little face at first. He's sleeping though.

Don't wake him up. It's very cute. This is the toy for him.

Wow. [Music] My stuffed animal collection is so big now. I just like don't want to get any horse stuffed animals.

They're cute. Well, they're designed to look like toys that people. Hi, honey.

We should get a photo here um in Jacu because uh was not every day you get to see the Millennium Falcon Park in the bay and uh seems like a good photo opportunity. I 102%. Just going to these jac photographers to take care of us.

I like that. So, I am uh enjoying some blue milk from a Kylo Ren ship. There's some stormtroopers over here earlier, but uh I don't think the storm troopers knew that I was the rebel on Star Tours today.

So, uh I think we're safe. Hi, honey. One second.

[Music] BB8, is everyone assembled? Yes. Good.

Should you give me a try? Recruits, thank you for joining the cause. A covert resistance team led by my friend Finn has infiltrated a First Order star destroyer that is now headed to the system.

Your outpost on Matu is no longer safe. We have transports waiting to take you to General Orana's secret base on Pakara. I'll regroup with you there.

The resistance desperately needs your help in our fight against Kylo Ren and the First Order. Remember, it is vital that you keep the location of the Pakara base secret. Lieutenant Beck, one of our top commanders will lead you.

Affirmative. Transport is ready. Nine nominally.

See them delivered. Thank you, Lieutenant. Welcome to the cause.

May the force be with us. Oh my gosh. Our ride is ready.

[Music] We're going in. Are you ready? I'm so ready.

We got to get our units on. All the way in. All the way in.

Clear the center. We got to get our transport units on. Let's go.

Go left. Go right. [Music] Destroy us.

We can't. We're caught in a tractor. I think it's a fair fight.

Don't worry. I'll come back for you. Stay strong.

Cargo vessel TR41, I identify yourselves. Prepare to be boarded. Make sure you your jury sticks to the right hand side.

Yes. Thank you, sir. [Music] Oh my god.

[Music] Oh my god, he's moving. Blue is right there. You were already doing it.

Yes, ma'am. Red and blue. Do not upset these officers, honey.

[Music] We're standing on Oh god. Oh god. We don't know what we were doing.

I'm really bad at that. I'm so sorry. On your color.

That was the only instruction you were given. I'm not very good at instructions. As came How many?

Yes. Honey, I uh [Applause] got a very bad feeling about this. Sir, take it, sir.

They took away They took away my transport. I have a mind of a Jedi. Do you?

Hello there. Hello there. [Music] Okay.

[Music] Yes. You too. Yes.

Thank you, ma'am. Sir, ma'am, don't use the force on her. Trust me.

[Music] Now look, you got us in jail, sweetheart. Now. Oh, go baby.

Up there. Now, do look. Oh, no.

This is bad. Enemies of the First Order, we will soon snuff out your meager resistance. You chose the wrong side and now you will pay.

Crap. The resistance. Oh no.

You have what I want. Oh god. You know the location of the secret base and I will take it from you.

We are needed on the bridge. Keep the prisoners here. I will return to finish this personally.

Desi, look what you've done to us. [Music] Don't move yet. Don't move.

We're at the resistance and we're here to rescue you. Let's move it quickly before they get back. Let's go.

Let's go. Orange to the back. Blue in the run.

Blue in the run. Orange. There we go.

We got to get out. We got to go. We got to go.

right hand side that yellow. [Applause] [Music] Okay, take this corridor to the table and head down to the escape pod base to return to hurry and don't you're going to want to see. Trust me.

For your safety, stay seated with seat belts securely fastened. Keep hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the transport and supervise your children. Oh no.

Tell them it's a prisoner transfer. Did it work? Good.

Now get a move on. There's a clear path to the turbo lift at the end of the hallway. Turn right.

No. Get out of here. Back it up.

Back it up. You're lucky I didn't spot you. Take those turbo lifts and stay out of trouble.

Hey, you're not authorized. Wait for the further. [Music] Road.

Find an alternate route. We'll pick these two droids anyway. Oh my god, buddy.

Thank you every recruit. If anyone's back in a blaster, now's a good time. The escape just said down.

Up is bad. Up is real bad. [Music] The resistance will attempt to rescue the prisoners.

They have neither the resources nor the courage to engage us. You underestimate their conviction. Raise the shields.

Shields. I see no evidence. Now the alarm.

All personnel to their stations. The prisoners have escaped. How brave.

but ultimately hopeless. There's nowhere to run. [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] working.

It's actually working. [Music] Attention [Music] all resistance personnel abandon ship. I repeat your efforts are wasted.

You cannot escape. Your precious resistance is utly destroyed. [Music] Oh no.

[Music] You got to get close to you. [Music] Okay, you're clear. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Your escape pods came in a little off target.

Ground crews will lead you outside the wreck. Nice job, recruits. Not what you sign on for, but hey, you're resistance now.

I think I have that authority, right, Beck? Where's the lieutenant? I need eyes on Beck.

I know. Staff me. Lieutenant here.

Good luck. I should hope so. Great job, recruits.

Thanks to your heroism, the location of the resistance base is secure. Bravo. Yes, Archive.

You, too. [Music] Good job, buddy. Good job, [Music] It's so cute, baby.

Baby, Rise of the Resistance. Rate it. Amazing.

Yeah, it's freaking amazing. Yeah, it's the best dark ride ever made by a lot. My mind is blown.

And even if you don't like Kylo Ren or modern Star Wars, she's a Kylo Ren nut. Um, even if you don't like him, it's just it's so Star Wars, right? Like it's not my Star Wars, but it is definitely Star Wars.

And I mean Stormtroopers, lightsabers, blasters, and Grou. AT8. There was no Grou, honey.

There was no Grou. She really wants to meet Groger. Yeah.

So bad. Well, the last thing to do on our Star Wars adventure would be to fly that hunk of trash right there. That bucket of bolts.

Hunk of trash. Mhm. Yeah.

Look at that bucket of bolts. You think that can get into hyperspace? There's no way.

Guess we'll find out. Hey, come in. Come in.

I have an opportunity for you all that is bad. Take insurance. I was going to say profitable.

I'm so harmless. I would send my friends into danger. You insult my honor.

And believe me, I have very little honor to insult. One of the engines blew up again. We'll talk later.

I have to do everything around here. This is Hello. Hello my friends.

I am Hondo Onaka and this is Onaka Transport Solutions. Today I am offering the opportunity of a lifetime. I need flight crews to transport this valuable merchandise across the galaxy.

Pilots to navigate, engineers to operate the ship, and gunners to defend the shipments. And that is where you come in. The Millennium Falcon was a very fast and very profitable expedition.

[Applause] Can I find? Yes. Yes.

As you let us use the ship, we'll get you the surprise. You need a win. You help the resistance.

I get those profits. [Music] The first will never know we were there. Okay.

Time to go. So, bye-bye. We're going to go before it changes his mind.

Move along, my friends. Listen carefully and remember, the better you work together, the more you earn. Here she is.

boarding William Falcon for the first time. What color are you guys? Gray.

Gray. Perfect. And I'll take [Music] So, you're on the Millennium Falcon.

How's that feel? Amazing. Honey, I hope you're not a pilot this thing.

button, baby. Here's the deal. If a light, you've got to steer left and right.

You got to avoid stuff. You're steering left and right. I mean, this is a real video game, okay?

Don't mess it up. Ready? Here we go.

Pilot on the right. Pull back on the stick to fly up and push forward to fly down. Yeah.

Remember online. Now let's go get pilot. Make the jump to light speed and go.

Those [Music] heavy eyes are protecting the train. Take them out. Oh god.

Oh, they've locked on to us. [Music] Down to down there. Oh, sorry.

Sorry about that. Sorry. There it is after that.

[Music] Oh. [Music] Oh no. Oh, we definitely hit that baby.

That could have been much worse. Oh, it's much worse. [Music] Yes, you've got one.

Excellent, my friends. Oh, press the buttons. Well, [Music] we are just as behind the train so we can harvest car engineers.

Shoot the train. We keep shooting. We got this idea.

I will grab it. You give up the retreat. Come on, guys.

Yeah. Oh no. Oh god.

Fire the missiles at the hurry. Destroyer is down. Hit the boosters.

Boosters baby. Hit the boosters. [Music] And we're out.

See you. [Music] Hyperdriver piloted maneuver. Have you got company?

Oh no. [Music] You did it. That hurt.

That hurt. How was that? Oh, two containers of coaxia.

This will greatly help the resistance. You have heard the first order made proud. Good job, honey.

Our final target for the night. Well, our I wanted to do it at midnight, but it closes at 11:00, but we're still doing it. That is right.

the Haunted Mansion with the Jack Skellington creepy overlay. You know, for her first and maybe only time doing this, I kind of wish it was the regular one. But what a great way to kick off Halloween.

Either way, was peaceful. Not even a mouse. The stockings all hung by the chimney with care.

went open that morning would cause such a scare. The children nestled all snug in their beds would have nightmares of monsters and skeleton heads. [Music] hands up.

Oh, are they scared when they're like [Music] [Music] There's zero. You see him in the back? You see him?

[Music] crazy. [Music] I love [Music] of future and transcendent mystery in the air. telling telling tea leaves that swirl with secrets yet to share.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me nine magic crystals that sparkle with a force that is pure. Eight balls of knowledge that answer with a truth that is sure. Seven pearls of wisdom to keep my love bewitched to me.

Six mystic mirrors reflecting futures yet to be. [Music] Oh, I can smell the gingerbread. See the dancers?

[Music] Nice. [Music] My volunteer. [Music] There he goes.

There he is. There he goes. There he goes.

[Music] [Music] white snow. I know that guy time. [Music] Welcome to my Christmas delight.

[Music] This is your favorite Crazy. [Music] What's that? What's that?

[Music] You get a treat or I [Music] [Music] want candy now so pass.