1 hour of memes but you laugh you restart

I can't lie. I'm so happy to be back right now. >> I'm pretty tired.

>> Oh [ __ ] >> An early lead. Arry put up some resistance. Come on.

Patient. Patient. Well done.

Come on, Arry. [Applause] 20 40,000 3 million $18. How about this?

>> I just want to feel something. I can't feel something. It's not >> What's up, bro?

The [ __ ] up. How do you grab a crab? >> Okay, make sure it's on low.

>> Oh my god. >> I go down the slide. >> Yes.

Once. Fantastic. This is perfect.

Oh, I've broken already. There you go. Oh, that's Oh, there we go.

Dig a big hole. >> Just off the side. >> Stop playing with me, man.

>> Stop playing with me. [Music] >> I busted the wall. >> His Super Saiyan form at 15 ft.

With this being twice the size of Shaquali on Gay, >> I think he needs five more minutes. >> You need a ride? >> Leave me alone.

>> Where you going? Greetings. Woohoo!

[Applause] >> My hand. [Music] fastes. >> I know.

Oh, go slow. [Music] This is an ostrich egg. [Music] Yeah.

[Music] I'm lowkey. I'm gay. Gaz 20 seconds remain very [Music] water.

snowing out and it's really cold. >> It's assuming that you want to close the frunk. So maybe a bag is getting in the way.

So what I'm the finger without further ado. [Music] [Music] May I have your order? >> [ __ ] Christ, man.

>> Where'd you get these? Where did you get these? Get the [Music] Oh, damn.

[Music] >> How's it looking? [Music] Very excited about my new fridge. Look.

Wait, wait. Here's the water. [Music] What the Check the fit.

[Music] [Music] Subtract 15 - 8 as 5 is less than eight. We borrow a one from one. So that becomes 15.

And one cancels out and becomes zero. So we have 15 minus 8. >> I don't know what I was going to say.

[ __ ] this. [Music] >> All right, bro. Do not do no stupid [ __ ] Okay, we going somewhere.

>> I got you, [ __ ] >> You better go first. Oh, hell yeah. 1 2 3 4.

>> Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Do it. >> Show me what you got.

>> It's pretty similar. Make a circle distance. >> This is cheese sauce.

Guess what it's made out of? >> Sauce. >> Yeah, you're right.

It's cheese. Push. Push.

Let's go. Let's go. That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, you good. >> Police do the police lobby. >> Sign says no smoking.

[Music] Oh no. >> Hey, the police. >> Are you excited to play Bowser?

>> Uh, yeah. Damn. >> Oh my god.

Not again. >> Oh my god. Bill, what the what the freak did you just do?

Guys, I'm about to get fired, bro. >> Hello, Mr George. How much you pay for the for the new guy?

20 bucks. No, too much money. He's no good.

No good operator. >> I think can be really hard for autistic people. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Five whoppers and five more.

What is this new filter, >> bro? Why they [ __ ] >> What's up? >> What's up?

>> Nothing much. What you want to hear? >> The usual.

>> I got you. I got one, two, three. >> Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, hold up, hold up, hold up.

What's up, stop? I'm a potato. >> Whoa.

Whoa. >> I don't know what going up. [Music] Hi, monkey.

No. Hey. All right.

Wait. Wait. [ __ ] it.

I'm hungry, bro. Let's see. I ain't got no food, bro.

Yo, who the [ __ ] put Michael Jackson? >> Yes. [Music] Uhoh.

>> How are you? >> I'm fine. You?

>> Huh? >> Where from? >> I'm from my mother.

Where are you from? >> Yeah, I'm from my mother also. >> Hey, let's go.

>> Where? Really? >> Uh, I'm from California.

>> California. America. >> Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. South America.

And you from where? >> I'm from Korea. >> Korea.

Kuna. What? Hello.

Put your arm in the other arm. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Huh?

Take Yes. [Music] Best thing about being isolated is spending quality time with the kids. [Music] [Music] >> I made a Nintendo Switchblade.

Zachariah, your father and I are getting rid of the divorce. >> What the Get the [ __ ] out of here. Okay, get the [ __ ] out.

>> My oil is supposed to be in the motor. That don't go there. Silly oil.

[Music] [Applause] again. [Music] Hey yo. Oh no.

Who the [ __ ] said birds are unreal? Then what the [ __ ] are these? Huh?

You telling me these aren't [Music] Yo yo, what are what are you doing there, Zaza? Come on, Zaza. Get out of there, man.

You're not for sale. >> I don't speak Spanish. >> Can I get a large, Dr Pepper?

Bro, bro, what? Bro, bro, what the [ __ ] >> [ __ ] win. Why get in the shower, right?

>> What the [ __ ] bro? Bro, bro. >> What?

What? How? Did you see it?

Yo, Emar. >> Yo, look at this big ass piece of ice found, man. >> Yo, what?

[Music] >> [ __ ] them. Hey there, brother. Do you have time to talk about Jesus Christ today?

>> Oh, you're dead. Okay. Well, you have yourself a blessed day.

>> Okay. You, too. >> You [Applause] High.

[Music] Hey, get the [ __ ] out of here. Yeah. [Music] Chosen one.

Easy. [Music] >> Good. Good.

Good. No, >> that's not good. >> Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Oh, look at that.

You found it. >> I found it. >> That means we can fix your car.

>> Yeah. [Music] If there's any ghosts in here, you better come out right now. I'm calling the priest again.

>> Man, >> [ __ ] you. >> Focus on technique over strength. If you see here, Car's the the smaller, weaker opponent.

He should be able to use her technique to completely control Brian and shut down his strength. And that's really what we focus. Bro, why would he even do this?

[Music] >> I've been trying this entire time. Just not my fault. Okay.

[Music] cre. [Music] I'm going to get my Look, my trousers are getting dirty. >> Look at the state of my feet.

I've got to try and get over there. [Music] [Music] Like the mountains just look really cool right there. >> We're getting more in [Laughter] Morning.

[Music] Morning. [Music] All right, I'mma tag up this [ __ ] wall like I'm gangster. Like, okay, wait.

>> Did you know if you make a mistake, you can shake and undo it? >> I'm your son. >> Okay.

>> Hey, Dad. >> Bye. >> No.

No. >> Do it. Sorry.

Just do it like that. >> I don't know. >> Dude, you're going to put the [ __ ] You're going to break it.

It's already bending. Oh. [Laughter] That's not going to fit.

>> No, babe. It's called Tetris. Look, this is why you need >> Ready, get set, go.

[Laughter] Oh, my cup holders are like this. Okay. So, you pull it out, right?

Oh, I want to get something in my center console. [Music] Ow. Ow.

Don't be old. >> All I have to do is play with you. >> Please come.

>> I've really been working on. >> So anyways, I've been working on post. >> Uh guys, >> it's not coming off.

>> What do you mean it's not? I need an egg. >> Want a brownie?

>> I want a brownie. >> You want a brownie? >> I want a brownie.

>> Well, too bad. They're beans. [Music] [Music] Let's put cheese on my ceiling fan pan and see how long it'll last.

[Music] It's not that hard. I'm going to show you how to do it. It's easy.

[Music] [Applause] What's that behind your ear, mate? Look at that. >> I don't know.

What is that? >> Boom. >> Hey, now you really want to impress me, do it with a chicken nugget, then.

>> What's wrong with your sandwich? >> Why the [ __ ] is my life like this? I don't even know how to clean this up.

[ __ ] Yes. Check the torque on this thing, bro. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Try that.

Try that. >> It's not turning on. And it's actually really cool how it opens up because it opens up like this, like a cool book, right?

And Time. That'll be $6. But we have a promotion today.

If you make this bottom flip, you can have it for free. >> Six. Clara.

>> I can't. >> Keep going. >> I can't do it.

I might let go. It's too heavy. >> Just let go.

Are you sure? >> Go ahead. [Laughter] >> All right.

All right. [Music] >> Let's do it. I'm >> You're on video.

You go on video. >> You got it. >> You got to send me that video.

>> I will. I will. [Music] >> Level two.

>> [ __ ] No. >> You be a Hall of Fame domino teacher working. >> I feel the win.

I feel the win. >> That's what I'm saying. >> One finger.

>> No. Hell no. Uhoh.

>> What in the >> Thank you. alcohol. I can't.

Okay. [Music] You know what's crazy? I might be the last person that ever touched this rock.

[Music] >> Way. You better be careful. >> I can't even do that.

>> I've been doing this for years, man. [Music] Is >> my hair sticking out when I do that? >> No.

>> A red, violet to blue. See that? Triple 20.

I'll hit it for you. [ __ ] >> I'll fight you for it. No paintbrush.

I don't know what could be better than that. My god. That's pretty tank.

>> Ready, [Music] [Music] girl. I show you what it could be. [Laughter] Yellow, [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] Oh.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. [Music] >> Poss.

Yo, that kid just wrecked. >> Who? While everybody was being buttth hurt about how much a gallon of gas costs, I cornered the market in fuel efficient cars.

So, if you would like a Prius, please hit me up. I'm about to show you a dirty secret of mine. I've got >> Hurry up, dude.

I'm hungry. Come on, man. >> I offer a fast food delivery service to the chickens.

You got to cut it. Oops. Oh [ __ ] Okay, we got to cut.

Oh [ __ ] Jesus. Okay, let's cut this thing. >> Oh my god, you're so cool.

Do a kick flip, bro. Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, I got you.

[Music] It's scientifically proven that your brain won't let you stub your own toe. See, I got the USB cord. It's plugged in to my microphone.

I'm going to talk to the power. I can't pay electric bill. And then when you start whisking, I want you guys to to watch this.

This most important part is the French touch. Look at this. Little bit of vanilla.

Oh, the fragrances. Follow it with your eyes. Okay.

>> Mhm. >> Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.

What song are you listening to? >> Um, I am listening to [Music] >> Oh, [ __ ] There's a hole in it. Wait, hold on, man.

>> Where? >> I did it. >> You did.

>> Your cup is about to run it over. Oh boy. Now what?

>> What happened? No. >> Oh my god.

[Music] You got this. Come on. You got >> Don't look at me.

Don't [ __ ] look at me. Oh, don't you do it. No, dude.

Let's start. Let's start with that first. [Music] Look at this.

>> I already got like three really funny ideas. >> Hey, how you >> Okay. Oh, [ __ ] They're gone.

Just >> go Ms. Get it, bro. No.

[ __ ] >> Oh my [ __ ] gosh. [Music] Stay on the bike. Oh my god, it's gone.

Battle on both ends. Each team, well, they have their differences, but they're showing good sportsmanship here. Is never so many great options nowadays.

Holy, bro. Oh, is that the rat? [Music] >> Early morning skating.

Simon, don't touch my phone. >> Seriously, if you just tell me whose this is, I'm not going to be upset. >> Yours, I'm telling you, there's no mine >> this morning.

He really pissed me off. You know what he did? What?

He opened the door for another girl. >> She was in a real [ __ ] sheep outside. >> There's a sheep outside.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> Really cold one today though. >> What the [ __ ] did [ __ ] >> What is I didn't know touch were a thing. What the [ __ ] >> You know what's a lot bigger than you actually think it is?

First of all, that's what she said. But second of all, the real answer is a stoplight. >> Ste, get down.

Ste, get down. Ste, get down. Hey.

Hey. >> Excuse me. Um, $5 or play a game for 100.

>> I'll play the game. All right, >> just uh press the button. >> Okay.

>> For $100, turn off this bomb before it explodes. >> What is that? >> 18.

>> What does that mean? >> Means you means you were higher than twice legal limit. >> Twice in legal minute.

Oh my god. >> I'm in love with >> Hello, boys. >> Where's your shirt?

>> I like it this way. >> I'm going to take my pants off in five, four, >> one. >> What?

>> Bear from Taco Bell. >> What wrong with this slush? That gave me a [ __ ] up slush, man.

I mean, not a slush, but the straw. How are you? What are you doing?

Yo, what up? [Music] That was me. >> I got a number.

Adre's got a number. >> No way. I can forget what I need to grab.

When you make a list, you make the list. You don't forget. Okay.

It's that simple. >> I forgot the list. >> Yo, Derek, >> you know if you put two fingers on your cheek, it's impossible to tilt your head to the left.

bro. Oh, what the what the what the what the >> Yeah. >> Butt finger.

>> What? No, it's Butterfinger. >> No, but finger.

>> No, it's not. >> Simon is waiting for all players. >> Look down.

>> No. Up. Down.

Whatever you're eating right now probably shouldn't go in your face hole. >> Which hole should it go in? >> Somebody please help me.

There's a lasagna in my [Music] bro. I need my Gucci slides. They got to make a >> fried chicken, white rice, macaroni and cheese, a slice of cake.

>> I'm a grandma. What's your superpower? I have autism.

[Music] >> I was walking around here and I saw this little bastard. Look at him. D.

Daniel. >> My night is completely ruined. I tried going out for dinner with my girlfriend tonight and because I'm 28 and she's 18, people were calling me a the entire night.

It's just so discriminatory and it completely ruined our 10 year. Ready? >> Yeah.

>> You're welcome. >> Here we go. All right.

Place it in front. >> [ __ ] hell. [Applause] >> Bye, Nancy.

>> Bye, Mom. >> Hi, guys. Welcome back to my channel.

Today we're doing an unboxing. [Music] Splatoon 2 Nintendo Switch game rated everyone 10 and0. Splatoon 2 is a [ __ ] stupid.

[Applause] Man, I don't know where the ghosts are at, bro. I can't find them. Right there.

It's possessing me. >> Wow, that blew my mind. >> What's the difference?

>> Look at you. You are [ __ ] beautiful. >> You [ __ ] say you No.

and [Music] [Music] I'm sorry for the Oh, thank you. No problem. I appreciate it.

How much ow are you? >> Oh, no worries. The person in front of you paid for you.

>> Really? >> Let's Let's keep this train going. How much ought you for the people behind me?

>> Um 7834. >> Okay. Pot on the ladder.

[Applause] Pot away. Outer donuts. A big Dr Pepper.

I told him he can't be eating like this. Lock in on phone skirt skirt skirt and we made it. Went to the pool party with us.

Of >> course, fam. I got to go shower though, kid. I can't go like this.

>> That been about to start in like 30 minutes. >> So, you got to go like this, fam. Straight.

>> Yes, fam. You straight. Damn.

I'm telling you. >> Let me see. >> I probably need a cut, man.

You need a cut. >> Oh, [ __ ] My bad. Look.

>> Really? Have a big ass. >> Hi.

Good evening. [Applause] >> Ice cream. >> Double mama hug.

>> Daddy Mers don't [ __ ] at home. >> No, cuz we don't want to lose anybody else this year. We've had a lot of tragedies in different schools.

>> Got all these green. >> Good news, my [ __ ] my sub and chips are okay. Bad news, the truck's flipped.

>> You ever heard of um George? >> Who's George? >> George Bush.

>> Jesus Christ. Woman, is that for you? Oh my god.

>> That's how I spank you, right? >> Okay. What?

>> Damn, that looks good. Can I have one? >> Oh, cool.

He's asleep. >> Give me. >> He's like a mad scientist.

>> What I need? >> I can't give it to you here, baby. Oh my god.

>> Stop nutting on all the towels. >> I did not nut on any towels. >> Did you wipe your butt and nut on this one?

>> No, I didn't [ __ ] >> this sock. >> What? That could be any I don't even wear I don't even wear hands.

>> I can't even take a shower. Is this what you do with your guy's knives? Look how stiff the dog is.

>> Okay, he walked into >> me. Slice and slice [ __ ] soup. A woo.

Soup a woo. tomato juice. In the other mixture, two shots of vasa and stir.

>> My name is Evan. My name is Evan. >> What are you doing?

What are you doing? The [ __ ] Are we there? We there.

We there. >> I can't >> like that. It's that too.

That one's good. Just do it. >> Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. >> Enjoy.

>> I hope you enjoy. >> We got skin. >> Oh my god.

>> Ready? >> Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sorry. Just your just your legs fell off. >> Okay.

Decrease me there. >> What? >> No.

Leave me alone. Leave me. Put me down.

>> Yes. I stay here in Nikotan, but this is home. Oh.

Oh, me stay here. B stop. B stop, please.

The Huh? The [ __ ] this? Huh?

Stop it. Oh man, that [ __ ] not working. But that's okay.

Oh my god. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Wait, do it again. Do it again.

>> Don't. >> Uh, Demi, you need to shoot the arrow. I really want I really want it.

>> He's gone. Look, he's what [ __ ] [Laughter] What inarnation? >> Tell me which one isn't the horn button.

Everything's the goddamn horn button. Look at this one, too. How does that even make goddamn sense?

[Laughter] Oh, someone left me a ticket in the window. Oh, with the money. Oh, the Sorry, I scratched your car on the other side.

I really apologize. Thank you. That's so nice people in England.

I love it. What the what? >> Take one.

Didn't break. [Applause] You can tell from the gap in the door and that one too. It's been in an accident.

>> Where's the wires? Where's the wires? Where are they?

>> Miner, you installed the toilet. You're professional, huh? Install a brand new toilet.

Just got a little issue. Oh my god. >> Good job, Toya.

Why you say don't [Music] I'm walking home in the the weather looks like it's going to be really bad. I already saw some lightning. Oh god, there it is again.

Look at those fun footrests out. [Music] I mean, I guess if girls can do it, I can do it. [Applause] One, >> two.

I don't know where I went. Oh. Oh, he >> come on, dude.

[Laughter] No way. Can't be real. Danger.

Quick sand. Stay out. Wow, it's crazy.

>> Yahoo! [Music] This absolute precision parking precision [ __ ] name brand drinks are too expensive. So, we're trying Dr Topper from Dollar General today.

Let's see if it's any good. [Music] Morning, Jake. Who's [ __ ] I don't have a cat.

Come here, kitty. Kitty. Oh my god.

I thought that was on my [ __ ] cat. >> Well, how much [ __ ] is on this [ __ ] train? I've been sitting here for 20 minutes.

No, there's another [ __ ] train, dude. [ __ ] What does that say up there? >> No one saves milk, you [ __ ] >> That's what it say.

>> Yes. >> No one saves you milk, you [ __ ] >> Yes. Oh, >> okay.

Another [Applause] weapon. [Applause] Get your keys. Get your keys.

Get your keys. >> You got a piece of cutter. All right.

So, I found this new physics bug, right? And apparently you have to like lift this bit. [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] I bet this [ __ ] solid as [ __ ] I have two things to say.

It was in fact not solid as [ __ ] And second, Put it back in the driveway. [Laughter] Holy cow. What's going on?

Guys, [Music] [Applause] check it out. Check it out. Check it out.

Pretty cool, right? I'mma bump it up. Yeah.

[Music] her sister. Good. Bro, can you take a video of me taking uh making a snow angle?

>> You mean a snow angel? >> No. No.

Snow angle. >> Absolutely. [Laughter] >> What?

>> Where's your mother? Andrew. >> Yes.

>> I don't know. >> Look what he left. >> I don't know.

>> The shoulder is see like the point everybody's using to get in nicely. >> See? And it's super easy.

This is one of the best method and nobody has ever fallen in. It's like Wave lever. Me and my friends out here at the beach hanging out, having good time.

[Applause] >> Is that mine? I snuck it. >> Playing some pool on a cruise ship.

Two one go. Oh, it's [Laughter] good boy. One more.

>> Oh, >> so someone told me shaving cream uh cleans your windows for you. So, we're going to try that today. Um, we're just going to spray it all over here.

It's on my new uh Ford Escape that I got. They said to leave it for a little bit, so we're going to see. If I had to power my music for this [ __ ] The [ __ ] they man got?

Look what kind of phone they man got. Co. Look at the [ __ ] Got a duck and dro.

[Music] >> Go on. >> And again. That's it.

Faster. That's it. >> Faster.

Go on. >> Go on. Duck it, man.

Your daff. That's how you learn. >> Duck it.

Way on again. Don't get no li [Music] One home, please. >> Me when Me when your mom when your mom >> Oh, no.

Don't w [Music] Okay. Okay. Okay.

Down. [Music] >> Another easy dance for Halloween. Step tap.

Step tap. Scare. Scare.

>> Give the dog a name. Peanut or Dun? Oh no.

Dun is the name of the dog. Oh no. I can actually name the dog.

>> Please, can I get a McGriddle? [ __ ] Please, please, can I get one McGriddle? >> Right finger like push your right finger into it.

There you go. Okay. When you hike the ball, you got to you got to hold the right trigger down.

>> Blue 42. Blue 42. >> You got to hold it.

Keep it held down. And then don't >> What's up, buddy? You made me scared.

I don't even know. You made me nervous. What are you doing?

How you doing, girl? going to do is lock up a pint of her favorite ice cream, Ben & Jerry's vanilla caramel fudge. Put it in the freezer, and when she finds it, hopefully I'll be able to convince her to join me on camera, and I will teach her how to open this up.

Off this goes to the freezer, and I will update you soon. Okay, folks. I really should have known better.

Am >> I being a tornado right now? >> Y >> guys, you are not going to believe this. I found a dinosaur in the wild like this.

This one looks to be a herbivore, which is fine. I'm just hoping none of the carnivores are there about the bikini botto slushie. [Applause] Oh, I got to be tweaking, bro.

I got to take a [ __ ] bro. Where the toilets at, my [ __ ] Yo. Yo, where the damn >> Come on, Flynn.

It's >> okay, baby. Take a few steps. >> PS+, bro.

says I need to for my next my next payment due is in 1970. How the [ __ ] am I paying? >> Oh my goodness.

This box is unbelievably heavy. Listen. >> I mean, if you poke him enough, he'll move.

>> Is he alive even? >> Yeah. >> Oh, he's pissed.

[Music] Grandpa. [Music] >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> That's not bad. >> That's not that bad.

Low key. >> Look at his face. >> I'm really second guessing mine, bro.

>> Bro, I cooked. >> Oh my god. Bro, I just spawned on top of this massive bridge, bro.

Dude, I think I might jump. Ready? Three, two, I'm not actually gonna jump, dude.

That was just a prank. Who in their right mind would jump off a bridge like this? Like they just >> What we're going to show you here is the horn of sheep shearing.

Uh the way we're doing it still the same way >> from school, right? My dog absolutely terrorized my room. No, don't be happy.

But the thing is, bro, how did you put the TV upside down, bro? [Music] No [ __ ] >> No [ __ ] Walker. >> Yes, ma'am.

>> There you are. All right. You're charged with stealing a dolphin jersey.

H. >> What you doing? >> Don't look at it.

>> Look at that part. >> Oh man, you guys have to try these new fried pickles. They're so good.

[Music] What the is this? >> So, this absolute sicko is pretending to be an 8-year-old boy and he thinks he's trying to hang out with another 8-year-old boy. So, we're going to uh lure him here and maybe question his behavior.

>> It's good to get what's coming, though. >> Okay, he just texted me. He's here.

We're going to get this creep. >> 2%. Keep it right there.

Keep right. Keep it right there. >> What' that say?

50%. >> The show. Nice to see you.

What's going on? >> I'm so excited right now. >> I thought you'd never get up here, man.

You were close a couple times. >> Yeah, I'm so glad. >> But here she is.

George, what do we got for couple of prizes? Danielle, we've got a treadmill. >> Damn it.

Why don't you just make me go faster even? >> What are you doing? >> Cybert truck is updated and it should not be crushing any bananas.

[Music] I'm so impressed. Everybody's been waiting for this. The finger.

Without further ado. >> What? >> Let me show you.

You can detect the color of street lights, the cars in front of you, next to you. You can even detect this pedestrian here. Check it out.

And it even can detect the difference between a sedan and a pickup truck. >> You already literally >> literally >> literally >> literally >> literally Allah >> literally >> literally >> literally >> literally >> literally >> literally. One call.

Raise some eyebrows. >> 911. What's your emergency?

Yeah. Um, my wife got attacked by a warthog real bad and I need someone to come up with an ambulance and pick her up. Okay, sir.

Uh, can you give me your address? Uh, yeah. We're at 1825 Eucalyptus Drve.

Okay. Could you spell that for me, sir? Uh, I I'm going to drag her on over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there.

[Music] What? Is your food bowl empty? >> Yeah.

>> Wow. >> Good view. >> Don't hurt it.

>> Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> Pretty girl.

>> Oh, got you. >> Uh, that's [ __ ] >> Barbecuing with your Asian friends. >> Hello.

Turn on your barbecue. Then you heat your grill. >> Then you get your dog.

>> Exactly. No. No.

I get two McDouble. No pickle. No onion.

>> No onion. I got you. I got you.

I got you. Why did that on a jump? >> Oh, no.

It's okay, buddy. It's okay. No.

[Laughter] Do I >> do I have to >> hunt my brother high? >> Nice. [ __ ] I'm not [ __ ] smell.

I'm not I'm not high. Chase, >> what >> do I look high? >> Can you tell the tub?

>> Do I look high? >> Um, today is uh cement awareness month and I just wanted to shine light on that is actually styrofoam. Believe it or not, you can never tell these days cuz Okay, that's real cement.

I almost said semen. Excuse me. I'm doing a video for cement.

>> God, come on. Anyway, semen. >> Two guys enjoying the swans.

What's better than this, man? >> Nothing, man. Can't beat it.

>> Can't beat it. >> You got to figure out how to talk to women. >> I was just thinking like this is getting ridiculous.

>> Yeah, I don't really want to be doing this with you. >> Too romantic. I mean, if you want the kiss, we could, but [Music] you got your clutch, you got your brake, you got your throttle, you got your gear lever, AFR gauge, fan switch, steering wheel.

You got all that. We're just trying to spread awareness and positivity to this world. You know, there's a lot of things going on in 2023.

We just have a little No, that's a microwave. Uh, so basically, we're trying to ban fried chicken, watermelon, Kool-Aid, and >> money. Should I hit black people?

>> Why'd you sign so quick, >> bro? We got to get rid of her. >> So, you can stand up and cook.

>> Oh [ __ ] >> Choose the voice you'd like me to use. Hi, I'm Siri. Choose the voice you'd like me to use.

>> I'll tell you what, you f >> Hello. Your computer has virus. >> Make the bed and she gives me >> happiness.

>> Happiness can't suck. >> God damn. That's a whole school of fish.

>> Probably shouldn't say that in America. Someone's going to shoot the water. You >> know why I pulled you over?

>> Because I'm black. >> Yeah. No.

No. Your wife fell out of the car about a mile back. I wonder was so quiet.

[Music] >> He's going. >> All right, bro. Looking good.

You done? >> Yeah, we're all done, man. >> What's up?

>> Here you go. This is for you. >> You want me to eat this?

>> Yeah, man. Why >> candy? >> Yeah, sure.

>> All right. That was a test, dude. Which you failed.

>> [ __ ] >> You got it, Re. >> Bro, what are you wearing, fam? >> You told me to bring a mask, >> bro.

For robbery. Not to save the NHS. Why you?

>> It was It was all for nothing. It was all for nothing. Can I There's It's a corner.

Well, [ __ ] you then. I don't know what it is. Well, I'm looking.

I don't see [ __ ] There's nothing in the corner. Oh, you can go [ __ ] off then. I'm I'm not seeing it.

>> It's not [ __ ] there, bro. It's a corner and it's [ __ ] empty, bro. Hey babe, the kids won't eat these brown bananas.

>> Throw them out. >> Why? >> Cuz mommy doesn't love you.

>> What the [ __ ] >> Hey, open up here. I got a got a package here from Hogwarts. Guess you're a a wizard or or something.

Just you got to you just got to pull it. There you go. All right.

So, I take Cash App Venma. Hey. Hey, what the >> uh Sure.

Wait, what do you mean small? This is pretty average, >> Ed. This is pretty average, right?

Actually, it's on your side. >> Oh, no, man. That's you.

>> Lost cheese fries with fresh jalapenosis. What's going on here? >> You want to tell me who the hell Rachel is?

>> No, it's Jack. >> No, it isn't. Someone named Rachel is calling your phone right now.

>> No, it's Jack. >> Who is she? >> Answer it.

It's Jack. >> Oh, it is. Okay, let's see.

>> Hello. >> Oh, hi, Jack. Yeah, here he is.

Why is Jack saying Rachel on your phone? Cuz if it said Jack was calling, then you wouldn't have brought me my phone, would you? >> Good morning.

[Laughter] >> Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

>> Who is that? >> That's the new waiter, Raphael. This guy's killing me in tips.

>> He really is insane. >> That's pretty impressive. I got that.

[Music] No, no, no. Yeah, I think that's 12 behind us, bro. But whatever you do, fam, don't look back.

You don't want to make it look suspicious, bro. >> Wait, what the [ __ ] >> Guys, this is Garfield and he likes to lay on a Domino's box and I just keep kicking him off the counter, but he still goes on the goddamn counter. Like, I don't know how to get him off the goddamn counter.

Like, look at him. Oh, big yawn. Quick clackity duck.

This is what the [ __ ] I want. >> My dog. He's trying to be cool for the ladies.

>> Oh boy. [Music] >> Hey, cut the camera, man. Cut the camera, man.

Hey, get my handcuffs, man. >> Oh, no. No.

>> Girl, take the potatoes. >> Oh, I thought you was toasting the plate. >> Not that N is the only black letter in Nutella.

>> That's [ __ ] Oh, excuse my language. No, it's fine. That's racist, too.

>> Take this one. Take this one. Take this one.

Daddy. >> Hey, daddy. >> Just cuz they Yes, Junior.

>> Um, what year were you born? >> I was born in 1984. >> 1984?

>> Yes, sir. 19. Some of the best years in life.

So, you got to get out there. You can't be scared to fight with these dudes or nothing like that. >> How is it being a slave?

your diary jackpot. [Music] Got this mat off of Tik Tok cuz I saw some guy that was like enjoying it too much. So, we're going to try it.

I want to try it. [Music] Ow. >> Sorry.

[Music] >> Yeah, this is one. This one. >> Want them?

Take them back. >> No, they're happy. >> We're not even [ __ ] Buddhist.

>> [ __ ] >> Hey, Siri, my girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow. Any tips on how to make it memorable? >> Break up with her.

She would never forget that. You >> write something on the card because roses are red. The sun gives off heat.

If your legs are tired, use my face as a seat. >> This is amazing, bro. >> What would you guys give that on a scale of 1 to 10?

>> Trying to get lucky tonight, bro. >> I'm trying to get suffocated tonight, bro. >> You're expecting again?

>> I am. Yes. >> What number is this?

>> Number four. >> Good lord. Four.

>> I know. There must be something in the air. Yeah, probably your legs.

>> Kai Gregory Thomas Morrison, have you lost your [ __ ] mind? >> You make your ancestors proud, boy. immediately will be freezing.

>> That's not a remote. >> That's your chuckle. Voice activated.

Defrost. >> I got home. I heard my cat meowing.

I'm like, why hasn't he run over to me yet? Yo. Yo, dumbass.

Oh. Oh [ __ ] C. Goddamn.

Oh [ __ ] Soda c. Hey C, we got the goddamn C. We got the goddamn miniature car here.

Shout. What the [ __ ] going on? Cut it.

Only in Cleveland. Shout. C.

That b running. Oh [ __ ] Did he slide that [ __ ] Shout. That [ __ ] running off of three AAA batteries.

Shout. Can you not grab that in there? There you go.

There you go. There you go. Got it.

Good. Thank you. Just for a second.

Slide this underneath. I appreciate that. Thank you.

No problem. [Applause] Hey, [Applause] >> all those people. And then there's just this [ __ ] 2071.

>> Holy sholies. $20. 71.

>> Before tax. >> Before taxes, man. Was it made out of gold?

>> 2246. >> 22. 46.

Holy [ __ ] God damn. >> God damn. >> That turned on is the [ __ ] Popeye's menu.

Killing. It's not [ __ ] funny. >> Hey, bro.

What are we ordering? >> What are we ordering? It's not [ __ ] funny, bro.

[Applause] [Music] >> Yo, you better put the milk in the cab. Which one of y'all flat children did this? >> It wasn't me, >> bro.

I didn't have no cereal this morning. I don't remember. It was y'all two that had the cereal this morning.

I don't know who put the milk put in >> the cabin. Put the milk in the refrigerator. >> Which one of y'all did, man?

>> I don't I don't remember. Just put >> you don't remember. >> Who did some foolish mess like that?

>> Put in the refrigerator. >> Who did this? I forgot.

>> Which one? Who? You forgot.

You >> me or you, >> baby? I don't know. You just say I forgot.

>> I don't remember. It was you then. I might have done it.

>> All of this happened because I got laid. >> Yeah. >> Watch another video for more funny memes.

Thanks for watching.