I wonder if [music] I did a countdown from three to one and we all said the word jinx at the same time. Oh, that's so fun. >> Would we also say the next part the same as well?
[music] Don't say it out loud. >> Two of us couldn't talk once we said Jinx. >> I want to try it out.
Let's see. 3 2 1 Jinx. You owe me a Coke.
Jinx Jinx again. >> The saying is Jinx, you owe me a Coke for old people. But I also was the last one to jinx.
So I get the coke for my >> When you jinx, you can't talk until somebody says your name. >> The rules I never heard that she is right. That's the OG rules.
Actually, >> bottom line should have been quiet. >> We're not on the same page and we are not soulmates. >> Guys, we got to learn the rules to Jinx.
>> But I will say this, one of our listeners did something at the exact same time as his date did. >> Oh. >> And he thinks it's more than just a simple coincidence.
Hey, >> he thinks the cosmos are trying to tell him something. You'll find out what it was in a brand new second date. >> I did it.
>> Yep. Now we can't talk. >> That's the rule, Jess.
>> Okay. Well, tell them when the second date's happening. >> Next.
>> There you go. >> Yay. [laughter] >> Where can you turn for help when [music] you're stuck in your dating life?
>> Oh, >> I have no idea. You could hire a dating coach to point out all the things that you're doing wrong and why you're not good enough [music] to attract a mate in your natural form. >> Or you could just talk to Jeff's mom for that.
>> Yeah, she'll be happy to lay into you and all of your flaws. >> You could try waiting into the muck of the dating app world where there's now been confirmed STD cases from people who just downloaded Tinder. >> Wow.
>> They didn't even meet anybody on it. >> Yeah. >> And they also gave all of your other apps diseases, [music] too.
>> Oh, no. Or you could just ask your friends for help [music] and when they say no, offer them money to do it. >> Wait, [laughter] that's almost like we're back to square one.
>> Yeah, apparently that's one of our listeners did. And I'm curious to hear how that worked. His name is Henry.
So Henry, man, welcome to the show. >> Uh, hi guys. >> Are you coming here for the free advice since you spent all your dough already?
[laughter] >> Well, so the money's not been spent yet, but I feel like we we can get into that. >> Yeah. >> Interesting.
Who your friends, by the way? >> Cuz he said ask friends for advice, right? We're your friends.
>> Cuz Jose needs money. >> Yeah. Or friends.
>> I just want friends. [laughter] >> Jose, just hit me up with your cash app. I got you.
>> Oh, I pay you to be your friend. I get. >> This is nice.
But your email did say you were going to pay your friends for help with your love life. Can you explain what you mean? >> Yeah.
So, I've been looking around dating, trying to find somebody to kind of settle down with. And >> Oh, okay. So, you're looking at serious stuff right now.
>> Yeah. And I actually have a buddy who encouraged me to reach out to you guys cuz right now he's on the hook for potential bounty. >> Bounty.
>> A bounty? >> Oh, I wanted man. >> What are you talking about?
Bounty. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
So, I mean, I've been trying to date around and tell all of my friends to tell their friends $1,000 bounty. You find me a girl and I end up marrying her. >> Oh, you pay them $1,000 if they match with your future wife?
Do you pay them on your wedding day? The one grand >> right in front of your bride. That'd be [laughter] >> Here's the other half of the deposit.
>> She's like, "What? How am I not getting a >> Wait a minute. >> So, [laughter] hold on.
This girl that we're about to call here, are you saying that she might be the one? " >> I mean, maybe. >> Whoa.
>> She's the closest one I've met in a long time that's got all of the sort of things you look for. >> Okay. And this is someone that obviously your buddy set you up with.
>> Yeah. Does she have a name? >> Mia.
>> Mia. Okay. What do you like about her?
What drew you to Mia? >> Well, I don't know. For like as an example, when we were at dinner, I heard her speak a foreign language to the waiter.
>> That's always nice. >> She's [clears throat] maybe wellraveled, well educated. That's a bonus.
>> Yeah. And I I don't know. She's just got this real feminine energy.
It was just really attractive to me. >> That's awesome. >> All right.
So, what was the date like? I mean, did you talk a lot beforehand? >> I mean, we did talk a good bit beforehand.
Like, we were just kind of texting back and forth and um yeah, I mean, basically, just a little bit. Not much. I don't know.
I'm nervous. [laughter] >> There were texts. >> When you're in the presence of somebody that you really feel a connection with, it's hard to even like put it to words.
I imagine >> there's more pressure. >> Yeah. But there was a message, right?
[laughter] >> All right. And then there was a dinner. >> And then there was dinner.
>> And you know, we just felt so comfortable together. It was like really amazing. >> That's great.
>> But then the weirdest and kind of I don't know, cutest thing happened where it's going to sound weird, but we sneezed at the exact same time. [laughter] >> Oh my god. WHY DO I SEE THAT AS A BONDING EXPERIENCE?
I really would be kind of funny. Like exactly same time. Please don't tell me that you've hit the age in your life where you're a man sneezer and it's super super loud.
>> Oh my god. I'm sorry. Every year my husband's like goes up another decel.
>> It does sound like a one in a billion type of moment. Hopefully it was after your meals came out and you sneezed onto each other's food. >> E little crosscontamination sweetness.
>> Wipe each other's noses. >> That could be a sweet moment. >> Well, it was definitely something we kind of giggled about.
I was like, you sneeze, too? Cuz obviously I'm loud. I couldn't really tell.
>> Okay. >> It's kind of better cuz you miss the other person's snee. Like that's >> it covers your own sneeze.
>> Well, your eyes are >> But clearly [laughter] there's a connection going on on multiple levels here. >> Feels like a strong connection. And I just I can't tell if I screwed it up.
>> Why do you think that? >> Yeah. >> So, I did ask her to come back and watch a movie at my place.
You know, maybe I was being a little too forward, but I was just really feeling it. I don't know. >> Did she go?
Uh, she did not. >> Well, that could just be on the first date kind of thing. You know, >> you want to end the first date on a high.
>> Yeah, totally. And not do too much, you know. >> Is that how it ended?
>> Well, I mean, that's why I'm confused cuz we did kiss. >> Oh, >> now she's not answering anything. >> Oh, >> yeah.
That is weird that they're not answering. >> Wait, I mean, your buddy's got $1,000 writing on this. What has he said?
[laughter] >> I bet he's invested. >> Well, he was the one that said email you guys cuz you're going to be able to help me get in touch with her and figure out what's going on. She didn't tell him anything.
[laughter] >> We're helping his friend right now, too. >> He wants that money. So, >> yeah.
And apparently this girl's like a friend of a friend, so it's not like he knows her firsthand. So, I'm I need help. >> Oh, okay.
>> So, we're getting this not just for you, but for him as well. >> What's it for us? Do we get a cut?
I feel like we get a 10% finder fee if we get her on the phone. >> A lot of money is going to be exchanged if we can pull this off. >> I don't want any money, guys.
I just want love. >> Okay. I'll take your part.
We don't do that [laughter] on this show, okay? But we will try and reach out to Mia for you when we come back and do your second date update. Maybe reconnect you with the one >> on a sneeze level at least.
We'll do it right after this. Hold on. >> I'm feeling a little bit of pressure right now cuz there is money on the line for this second date update.
>> And it's amazing how that instantly changes how invested people are in your dating life. >> And let's remind everyone, $1,000, a little bit. It's not my money, thank God.
Cuz if I was a betting man, I'd say this probably isn't going to happen. >> Oh, [laughter] >> and I would be right 90% of the time. >> That's just the statistics for our show.
Unfortunately, we're not great at getting yeses here. >> But hey, there's always >> get answers. Get answers, just not yes.
>> Not yeses, but there's always that 10%. And that small margin is what our listener Henry is banking on. >> Yeah.
And if he ends up marrying Mia down the road, his buddy who introduced them would get $1,000. >> A romantic. >> It's a pretty genius bounty.
>> I mean, the people who set you up should get a reward, honestly. >> Well, how else are they going to motivate your friends? No wonder they always set me up with duds back in the day.
[laughter] >> Now, Henry, we never asked, "Does Mia know about the bounty? Did you tell her if I marry you, my friend gets $1,000? " [laughter] >> I have not told Mia about that.
>> Okay, good. because that'd be the reason. >> I would say it's a smart move.
>> Marriage is such a good topic to bring up on the first date. >> Yeah. >> Money [laughter] that matters.
It's the marriage. >> Good point. But hopefully she answers our phone call here because she's completely ignoring Henry.
>> And Henry, what's your confidence level going into this? >> Man, I'm looking forward to my bounty wife. Let's go.
>> Bounty wife. [laughter] >> It sounds pretty badass. >> He's like the Bronny man, you [laughter] know.
>> Put that on the wedding invite. But here we go. I'm going to dial our number right now.
Let's do it. >> Hello. >> Hi.
We're looking to speak with Mia. >> Yes. Who's this?
>> All right. >> Hey, Mia. This is a radio show called Bro and Jeffrey in the morning.
>> Hi, Mia. Good morning. >> Um, how can I help you?
>> Uh, you can help us cuz we're in the middle of a segment right now called the second date update. And >> okay, >> I don't know if you know what that is, but we're trying to help out one of our listeners who you met up with recently. You went out to dinner with him, a guy named Henry.
>> Oh, yes. I I sure. Yep.
I remember him. That's interesting. >> Your tone definitely sounds interested, >> which is a good sign.
>> I'm not sure if I would say that. >> You're smiley. Well, we know that there's some awkwardness going on because apparently, according to Henry, you're not responding to his texts or calls at all anymore, which is a little bit That's correct.
Okay. It's a little confusing to him because he told us about your date and it sounded pretty good on our end, >> right? I mean, the date was fine, honestly.
I was really drawn to him. He's very good-looking. >> Okay.
>> Hey, Mia, that's one of the best reviews of a first date we've heard. >> That's all you can ask for, really. [laughter] He's hot.
He's fun. >> He's nice. >> What's the issue then?
>> Well, the issue was that afterwards I was actually pretty excited about the date and him and I was kind of on cloud nine and I showed one of my friends a picture of him and she recognized him. >> Okay. >> Weren't you introduced through mutual friends sort of anyway?
So, I mean, >> not not her. No, she said that this is a guy that she used to date someone else that she knew and he's like a serial cheater and then his name is not Henry. He goes his Well, I don't know what his real name is, but she knew him as Hank.
>> Wait, what? >> Wait, she didn't date him. She knew someone that dated him.
Is that what you're saying? Oh, this is so much hearsay. >> But you said serial cheater.
>> That's the word she used. Exactly. >> Do you mean serial dater?
>> I mean, isn't it the same thing? >> No, I think [laughter] >> not at all. >> Date a lot and not cheat.
>> Yeah. A serial dater would be someone who goes on lots of dates. That's not cheating.
>> And he told us that. He said that he's been trying to go out with a lot of women to find his perfect match. >> I don't know.
Whatever it is, he's going out with lots of women. He's using different names. >> Huh.
>> I mean, it feels like that should be something you should talk to him about because it's a lot of like rumors and >> he said, she said. >> Totally gossip stuff. >> Yeah.
And and we can facilitate that conversation right now. >> Spill the tea >> because we have >> we [laughter] have Henry or Hank. Mhm.
>> Whoever his name is, [laughter] >> which is the same person. Henry and Hank are the same. >> However he goes by, that person is on the line right now waiting to talk to you.
>> Are you serious? >> I am. >> He's been listening this whole time.
>> Yes. Henry. >> Oh my >> Henry, say hi.
>> Hey, Mia. [laughter] Oh my god, that was a big accusation. >> Yeah.
Henry, do you know what she's talking about? >> Yeah. Well, who she's describing is just not me.
I mean, that's the old me. >> Oh, old you. >> Wait, the serial cheater part is the old you or the serial dater part is the old you?
>> Well, a serial dater. I don't know where the cheating part came from cuz like, yeah, I am trying to date women and meet people, but I don't like that version of myself where I'm just going through chicks like wildfire. >> Okay, we don't need to say that.
>> Oh my god. Me too, brother. >> That's a way to describe it.
>> Listen, that was the old me. That was Hank. >> I'm Henry.
>> Oh, that's where it comes. >> Hank was the player. >> Henry's the standup guy.
>> This is like when you have a friend in college and then they're out of college and they change their name. [laughter] >> You got it. They grow up a little.
>> Yeah. >> It started to get to a point where my friends even started calling me Hammer. Hey.
>> Okay. We didn't need to remember she is here with us. Although that is pretty impressive.
>> Nobody wants a hammer, Jeff. >> It's way better than Hammer and Jeff. [laughter] >> So, I'm sorry.
What's your nickname? If you're not Hammer and Hank anymore, who are you now? >> Currently, I'm I'm Humble Henry.
>> A wow. >> Look at that. >> He's a sweetheart now.
>> Oh, yeah. >> Mia, you can see that people can change, right? They can change their behavior.
Hopefully, that was a long time ago when you said old you. When when did you make that choice? Like I don't want to live that lifestyle anymore, Henry.
>> I mean, it was like two weeks ago. >> Oh, wait. [laughter] >> The way you were talking about it, you made it sound like it was years ago.
>> Two years minimal. >> See, Mia, he's changed. [laughter] Let's concentrate on the good part.
>> Hammer and Hank is no more. >> Listen, even listen how he's talking about it. It is too recent.
No girl wants a guy like that who's dating billions of women. Like, that's gross. Oh, okay.
>> Tell her tell her how you're not. >> It's not a billion. I mean, you know, maybe a million would be closer, but I'm not that guy.
[laughter] >> Very humble. >> You asked me back to your place on the first night. Would humble Henry really do that?
>> That is a good point. >> I forgot. >> Shoot.
Old habits. >> I mean, it's it has only been two weeks like you said. So, I mean, listen, there's probably like 5% of Hammer and Hank that's still in there, but [laughter] I mean, he's the one that asked that question.
>> Oh, Hank asked you back to his place, not Henry. >> Henry, tell her how you haven't gone on a date with anyone else in the last two weeks, right? >> Well, I mean, there's two girls that Hank needs to break up with and say goodbye to.
>> I knew it. Come on. You're a player, dude.
I'm not having that. >> Oh my god. >> No.
No, no, that's not my thing. That's It's Hank's. >> And [laughter] Henry is 100% yours.
>> No, I have no personalities. Don't understand, >> right? Those other women aren't dating Henry.
They're dating Dag Hank. >> It makes it sound like you're cheating when you say you have to break up with them. >> Henry's not cheating.
Hank is. [laughter] >> Okay. See, see, I told you serial cheater.
That's what my friend said. I knew it. >> Listen, it's not a boyfriend girlfriend exclusive relationship.
There's no cheating going on. >> Oh, >> okay. From your side.
[laughter] >> I'm I'm going to go to their apartments this weekend. It'll all be taken care of. >> And we're gonna put Hammer and Hank to bed.
You won't hear from him anymore. >> We're going to lay the hammer down one last time. >> Yeah.
Bed is Hammer and Hank's favorite place. So, [laughter] >> buddy. >> All right.
>> I want to have like a funeral. >> We should ask if they want to go on a date in like a couple months when Hammer and Hank is permanently like we know he won't be resuscitated. want to know.
Maybe Mia has been intrigued by the idea of Hammer and Hank. >> It's like the worst nickname. >> Mia, would you like to go [laughter] out on a date with Hammer and Hank?
>> Um, >> or Humble Henry. >> Are you guys seriously asking me this? >> Unfortunately, yes.
[laughter] >> Listen, there is no amount of money. Like, he's finishing up with these women and then I get to have him. No, thank you.
Uh-huh. >> Mia, I'm I'm just I'm so sad to hear that you've seen it this way, but I need you to know there's like $1,000 on the line here. >> DON'T BRING THAT UP NOW.
>> I FORGOT. >> Hold on. This could work.
Go ahead. [laughter] >> Wait a minute. >> What do you mean?
What's the $1,000 for? Like to go on a date? >> Okay.
So, you know the friend that introduced us, he's going to get a grand if we end up getting married. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> Oh, isn't that sweet?
Like, I didn't think this could possibly get any worse, [laughter] but here we are. >> Oh, no. >> Well, uh, Henry, Hank, whoever.
I'm sorry. It sounds like it's going to be a no from Mia. >> You know, though, keep working on yourself.
Keep working on that humble Henry part. >> 5%. >> I don't know.
Maybe it's time to just bring back Hammer and H. [laughter] >> I don't know if he ever left.
