welcome back everybody Louis KO in The Late Show band folks if you watch the show you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news Distillery creating a distinctive wheed story Mash with barley malt which I heat to between 158 and 176 degrees Fahrenheit then for men for one or two weeks and strain distill twice then age and charred new American Oak barrels for decades and bottle at 95.6 proof to create the complex yet silky Pepe vanwinkle family Reserve 23-year bourbon that is my monologue but sometimes sometimes folks while on the
run from the law with my crew of hobo Moonshiners we hide out in the marsh and I Jam some mashed up melon ran and Peach pits into a rusty coffee can and let it sit in the sun till I can chug the swamp shab of news that is my segment meanwhile right there it Soo it's soothing it's soothing meanwhile in China a university student set his school on fire trying to hide his Inflatable girlfriend from his roommate that is sad and I have only one thing to say girl kick him to the curb if he
doesn't want to introduce you to his friends then he's not the one for you you deserve happiness and Purell uh meanwhile a New Hampshire grocery store employee was arrested for urinating on food and filming it yes making it the first time anyone has ever said this P really makes my asparagus spell funny that was tough tough joke to say meanwhile a mountain in China has been dubbed puppy Mountain for looking like a doggy's head oh who's the cutest naturally occurring ous outcropping you are yes you were meanwhile that was it that's all we had to
say about the dog this is cute is worth seeing yeah yeah meanwhile in hair related crime news down in Colombia a man was arrested after officers found cocaine under his tupe reminds me of the old Hair Club for Men ad and by the way I'm not only the Hair Club president I'm also a drug Smuggler meanwhile a Scottish Highland bull is on the run in Connecticut and is named Waldo Connecticut authorities are presently searching for Waldo on beaches ski slopes and fourth Century Roman amphitheaters Waldo meanwhile in food news 2.4 million cases of granola bars
have been recalled due to potential po presence of metal first off potential presence of metal sounds like a hard rock band that lacks confidence are you ready to rock cuz if not we could do this later your choice I'm good either way the shrapnel packed snacks on question are made good granola bars that story again made good made bad meanwhile a remarkably rotund Beaver has been become an online celebrity Pro tip never Google remarkably rotund Beaver on your work computer HR would like a talk okay uh fat beaver uh let's take a look yeah that's
a that's a bedona beaver reminds me of those classic yo Beaver jokes yo Beaver is so fat when she sits around the house it is a structure she made herself with nothing but Twigs bark and mud Cleveland meanwhile meanwhile hulet Packard is going to start deliberately adding 15 minutes of waiting time for telephone support calls making this the worst idea HP has had since they invented HPV didn't know that you didn't know that they did that they did that meanwhile according to a new Guinness record an Oklahoma man owns the world's largest collection of bricks
keep in mind Oklahoma has a pretty low standard for what they get all jazzed about that's why they've updated the state's tourism Logan to Oklahoma you want to see like a lot of silica gel packets or something meanwhile on YouTube A True Crime documentary Series has millions of views but all the murders are AI generated so to everybody worried about the rise of AI calm down we're just training them on all the murders critics say that if the murders are all made up it shouldn't be called True Crime but the Channel's owner defended it saying
I wanted the audience to think about why they care so much that it was true why it matters so much to them that people are being murdered because you said it was true that's why there's a reason they don't sell why does it matter so much to you whether this is butter we'll be right back with Drew Barrymore and the coar questionnaire let's go that's w
