all right crft today we're going to be learning about the different types of crowds so the big puffy white crowds that you see in the sky are called cumless clouds so next time you're outside and you look up and you see a bunch of white stuff in the sky be like damn that's a lot of cess clouds sorry for the St of class but the big scary get the [ __ ] out of my neighborhood crowds are called the come on my nipples clouds No come in my bus clouds no come on my nimbus come
on my nibus clouds are the scary ones that can kill you an airplane cannot fly through the come on my nibus clouds cuz it will [ __ ] up that airplane and it'll go missing just like the Malaysia Airlines flight rip my cousins but fun fact crft it's named after the very famous explorer Christopher Kam my Nimbus who discovered America are you talking about Christopher Columbus because he didn't discover any clouds are you saying cumulo Nimbus I'm saying it right come on my nipples don't threaten me with a good time teach ladies what do you
think this Cloud's called wow it looks like a PJ nimbus cloud it looks like a crch cloud all right it looks like a par of jambies nimbus crenchaw cloud okay little sloppy but all right how about this one oh it looks like the coolest dude in school Cloud all right Crow so the next cloud is the circumcises cloud what the [ __ ] B are you buring in class give it to me right now what are you talking about teach I wasn't vaping then what is that oh this this is this is just my phone
then why was it smoking uh well I got it from Israel you know cuz they did that thing with the pagers okay and what's the thing on the top of it oh that that's the antenna so I can make calls I chew on it sometimes when I'm nervous okay then why does the side of it say 30,000 Puffs oh well it tracks how many Reese's Puffs I've eaten it's like a Fitbit but just for Reese's Puffs okay so it's not a vape no no it's totally not a vape bro but Vapes are for losers okay
put your phone away and if I see it again I'm going to take it okay that was a close one ladies I got to hit this [ __ ] sorry for the interruption cross but if I catch you vaping in class you will be expelled from school now back to the crowds the next crowd is the circumcision this crowd vaping what's that it's like an electronic cigarette aren't cigarettes bad for you yeah don't they give you cancer yeah don't they make your lungs black yeah but it also gives you the ability to talk like Terminator
in 20 years oh I can sound like the Terminator yeah sick how well it gives you throat cancer so you have to use a little machine to talk but also makes you famous you could be on a commercial talking about how much you hate your life oh I want to be in a commercial and it makes you feel good too but Penelope you vape yeah ever since PJ gave me his old Vape I haven't been able to stop well how does it make you feel it makes you feel really good until you stop and then
you get a headache and you get angry and you start shaking but then you hit it again and everything's okay well I don't feel like that right now I feel good that's because you haven't started vaping yet Junior what made you start well all the cool kids are doing it so I thought why not I want to be cool Junior please don't start doing that you really think I want to start vaping just to be cool you really think I'm just going to do thank you you think I'm going to start doing it just because
everyone else is doing it you're so lame yes I do think this oh my God this is crack it tastes like watermelon no strawberry strawberry watermelon it's like breathing in oxygen that's flavored oh my God this amazing look I'm like Thomas the T kchen okay Junior give it back no I'm not giving it back I'm a train shoot you oh dud he's off the deep end all right crass the next cloud is the uh strap on coming all of us Cloud what the junior bring me that babe right now uhoh yeah you better Choo your
ass up there boy Junior you lost me my vape wow Junior cancer and expelled is crazy give me that [ __ ] tastes like [ __ ] you want to get can for [ __ ] I'm sorry huh I'm sorry all right CR new resing for today we're going to go over why vaping is bad for you and to help me do that I'm going to get a police officer Junior go back to your seat we'll get expelled later oh ooh they're calling the cops dude they're going to take you to Pal me in the
ass prison ooh I'll take the pH for you genor I hope it's not my dad hey everybody I am officer Brooklyn te guy hey Penelope now I heard there are a couple smokers in here huh a couple Grace monkeys I I think that's what that means that might mean a mechanic but I heard some people in here were smoking cigarettes and you don't want to do that cuz smoking is bad now I know you've seen people in movies doing it and they look really cool that's why I did it when I was your age but
then I saw this picture huh look at this these are the lungs of somebody who's never smoked and these are the lungs of somebody who smoked one cigarette one time so if you've already smoked your lungs already look like this so you might as well just keep doing it I mean I mean you shouldn't keep doing it because they might heal I mean if they look like that they're probably not going to heal but you know you don't want to make it any worse you know and and you might get jaw cancer and throat cancer
and then we got to cut off your jaw and your throat and you're just going to have like a hole in your neck where your tongue sticks out you know you might end up looking like that lady in SpongeBob who is like who was like I always dated chocolate and you're going to sound like that too you're going to sound like jeffy's mom huh cuz jeffy's Mom was a smoker and you know what happened I shot her to death that that's not why I shot her but I I should have because because she was a
terrible person smoking leads to bad things is what I'm saying okay my mom smokes and you know what my mom is the perfect person to talk to you kids about smoking oh God he's bringing my grandma all right Brookie what the hell you got me up here doing well some of the kids in this class have been smoking cigarettes so I just figured you could tell them well just tell them about yourself I think that'll be enough all right class I'm sorry to say this is my mother hey everyone my name's Barbara but you can
call me Babs and one time I got but in the twice in one day for a pack of maror blacks unfiltered back then I was a two- pack a day gal work my way all the way up to eight packs and then now I'm back down to 12 uh well mom why don't you tell everybody what it's like when you breathe well I can't wait for the day I stop you know that cigarette hitting my lips it's like a Lifeline you know I inhale and I pray that I go home you give me that in
a good dick and I'm solid okay well I think maybe it was a mistake bringing you in front of the kids but does anybody have any questions yes I have a question can you please take Grandma home you're embarrassing me that's a good idea oh hey penal hey you hitting that [ __ ] too listen if you start smoking don't touch any of Grandma's cuz I'm counting mine mom maybe you should just go home you too Dad well no hold on Penelope I still got to finish the lesson okay so nobody should smoke unless you
want to end up like my mom and believe me nobody wants that okay you're going to have all kinds of health problems your teeth are going to turn yellow you're going to get cancer none of it's good okay so just do what the board says and do not Vape what the [ __ ] is Vape electronic cigarettes what electronic they can do that now what is it like an app on your phone this this is what it is what the [ __ ] okay do I smoke this huh that is [ __ ] delicious are
you kidding me what this is bad for you what I mean don't do it obviously but God damn I gotta okay I'm going to um I'm going to bring this back to the police station to to investigate oh great now my dad's addicted to vaping I am addicted too but we don't have a vape cuz you lost mine I'm sorry now excuse me sir what is it officer guy well apparently the kids are doing this new thing called vaping it's kind of like an electric cigarette an electric cigarette what kind of liberal [ __ ]
[ __ ] is that they should smoke cigarettes like a real man let me see that holy Jesus that that's delicious yeah I know sir it really is and and this is bad for you yeah apparently it causes cancer now what doesn't these days hey guys what are you doing oh hey Simmons we're just vaping you want to try uh should I well it does cause cancer okay who knew cancer would taste so good yeah it really does so I guess we should probably get kids to stop doing this huh yeah I guess if it's
bad for them we probably should but how are we going to do that sir they don't care that it causes cancer they just keep doing it so what do we do to get them to stop vaping hm I suppose you could put a bomb in one of those things then when somebody tries to smoke it it'll blow their face off that'll really scare the [ __ ] out of the rest of them then no one's going to vape after that oh good thinking sir hey Simmons No No Simmons I I want you to put a
bomb in this oh okay I'll be right back good thinking sir once they see one of their classmates day they're definitely not going to vape after that here you go mate yeah thanks S no no no no mate the bomb oh right the bomb of course Sor silly me all right I'm going to go take this to the school wait he hey hey no no come on to all right CR so I was doing some research on the wrong term effects of vaping and this is a picture of healthy rungs that have never Vaped before
and over here is a picture of rungs that have Vaped also known as popcorn rung so apparently what happens is is if you vape and then you eat popcorn it gets stuck in your lungs so if you're going to vape don't eat popcorn hey everybody I'm back from the police station so we called uh Harvard and and they said that vaping can cause cancer cancer but then I said kids don't get scared by cancer so then they said who cares they might as well just do it anyway so who wants to vape huh it's freshly
charged you'll be cool anybody want a vape H I want to I want to okay here catch holy [ __ ] I I I thought he had to smoke it first I I I mean I mean look look how dangerous they are you see that it just blew up when he touched it that could happen you know imagine getting cancer and it also just explodes when you touch it that's [ __ ] crazy right I imagine you get cancer and you lose your face it's like smoking a firework you can't smoke a firework it just
blows up right in your face so that that's [ __ ] up right nobody nobody wants to vape after that cuz I I know I'm pretty [ __ ] traumatized by what I just witnessed I don't want this Vape anymore here what I don't want this [ __ ] thing get it away from me you saw that other one explode I don't want anything to do with that imagine you're smoking it and boom it just blows up right in your face that's [ __ ] up I I I don't want to deal with that okay
I want nothing to do with that you guys should not Vape cuz it's it's super dangerous okay don't Vape don't smoke just eat [ __ ] ice cream ice cream doesn't explode ice cream doesn't give you cancer just eat ice cream ice cream makes you fat dad I don't care I'd rather be 300 lb sitting on my couch watching TV than get cancer and my face explode and all that [ __ ] no [ __ ] that I don't want that [ __ ] it I mean it's up to you but [ __ ] no
well I sure learned my lesson I'm never going to vape ever again yeah you hear that Junior I hope you learned your lesson too I'm going to take this that as a yes [Music]
