that'll be 385 what do you mean yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff it's just I can't because my manager said that I happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Annie Amy Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's weird today's my birthday too yeah not in here it is happy birthday to [Music] you you're paying for that but no no no it's her birthday you've sung happy birthday to 20 different women today but it really you no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins damn it oh what's
the matter well you know that psychic I see yeah well she told me that I'm going to die this week so I'm kind of bummed about that yeah and I know you guys don't know a lot about psychic readings but that one is pretty much the worst one you can get BBE that's crazy I can't believe she would say that to you yeah hone you don't believe her do you I don't she you know said that I'd have triplets but she also said one of them would be black oh just out of curiosity did she
tell you how you're going to go no cuz she didn't tell me I was going to die till the very end of the session and I was not going to waste a whole other hour there I mean I've only got a week left you know I've really got to start living [Music] now hey hey phep you're still alive how are you feeling oh it's so exhausting waiting for death oh by the way do you think you peeps what are you doing I Was preparing you for my Deb didn't you think I was dead did that
not come off no yeah scared the hell out of me I thought we'd lost you forever pH do you want to lie down yeah thanks and listen can you do me a favor could you just um wake me up in a couple hours you know if you [Applause] can Hey Hey listen to this my reading was wrong I'm not going to die really how do you know because my psychic is dead she must have read the cards wrong oh I'm sorry ah better her than me hey let's B cookies I want to talk to you
about that that girl that you're dancing with oh she's nice huh I think I almost brought my wife to this yeah yeah okay look buddy I came with that girl okay and I I had this plan to kiss her at the New Year's countdown I'm trying to win winner over you know so I was wondering I don't think so oh come on man you you can dance with my partner she's uh she's real mellow look you uh you dating this girl you came with well I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know
no no she's fair game if you ask me sorry buddy all right hey you know fair is fair I mean you know when you're right you're right what can I say but hey oh what are you in the second grade hey man you're the one who wet his pants you look in the kitchen I will look in the back closet I can save you time ladies I'm right here yeah Chandler why don't you take a walk this doesn't concern you we are looking for our Christmas presents for Monica what that's terrible no no we do
it every year oh well that that makes it not terrible no yeah we never find them she's always best at us that Wy minks yeah don't worry we're just going to search here for an hour and then we're going to go over to Joy's and search okay no not okay you can't look for Monica's presence oh no we have to no you don't have to and you can't because I I live here too well then you should look with us why Chandler aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas no I have a
great idea for a present for her oh that's it a great idea again chy that's not enough I mean what if she gets you a great present two medium presents and then a bunch of little presents and you've just gotten her one great present I mean that's just going to make her feel bad why would you do that to her Chandler why why if I helped we could find a faster that's right this is Patrick oh hi hi yeah this is the guy I was telling you about yeah yeah and believe me this suit does
not do justice to what's underneath it okay but beep I yeah I'm just sort of in the middle of something oh okay yeah that's okay have a seat you can't do that maybe I should go they just sit down we're winning okay you know what maybe I should go have a seat you have a seat Rachel Rachel you haven't touched ot's hair it's the softest hair touch it I'm good Rachel Patrick is really rich give her some money you know what Phoebe this isn't really worth the free massage that's right Patrick bye-bye El is much
more cooperative and he can dance you dance her Rachel no no no don't answer for me please don't what's the matter with you guys yeah okay let's talk it out I am I the only one that this is embarrassing for I'm a little embarrassed sh I'll tell you who should be embarrassed it's you guys come on this is ridiculous thank you very much but I do not need you to give me a dat wa then why did she ask us to I am still talking and then you chase away the one guy that I actually
liked I mean no offense to you guys really I mean congratulations son all the cash and and you know you really wow you do have very soft hair but I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through any more of this goodbye now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair yes papaya extract thank you Rachel's not going to pick your stupid guy oh yeah yeah my guy is a lawyer who does volunteer work and he has one of these a face ass a chin dimple well uh
you know our guy works with Chandler and he's really nice and smart and he's a great dresser have you seen your guy's body no our guy is just a floating head well my guy is spectacular okay he's a massage client and one time um when he was on the table I looked at it and I mean all of it you're not supposed to look oh yeah like they're police for that but you look you you massage me I know all right fine your guy may have a great body but our guy is really funny oh
Chandler funny our guy's a great dancer my guy's well read our guy has great hair my guy has great teeth our guy smells incredible do you want our guy to be your guy hey Hey so uh Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have my health insurance back in no time that's great but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now what what's wrong with you nothing well like I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before and then I uh passed out and uh I've
been able to stand up since but uh I don't think it's anything serious this sounds like a hernia you have to you go to the doctor no way okay look if I'm going to go to the doctor for anything it's going to be for this thing sticking out of my stomach that's a hernia but I have to start working out again damn you 15s why is everybody using these tiny little lights nowadays I remember when people used to use big lights that's a good story Grandpa hey hey hey wow Monica's letting other people help decorate
her tree did someone get her drunk again or having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about it's about being with the people that you love that is nice and we're done taada I don't know what it is just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me oh yes see now it feels like Christmas oh here it is oh Joey why did you sign it son of a I didn't do that who would have done that son of a okay maybe ask this guy you get out of my shop what what did he do
he went out with my wife Joey who who I I hey I did not go out with your wife okay I I've went out with her that's my wife out one well we should go yeah okay I'm going to be moving out so you are going to be in charge of paying the rent right and when does that Doe first of the month that's every month no just the months you actually want to live here okay here's the phone bill oh my God that's our phone number now look I know I kind of sprung this
whole me moving out on your thing so why don't I just don't I just cover you for a while no no no way Joey triani does not take charity anymore it's not charity Joe I don't know forget it okay okay I mean thanks but I'm done taking money from you all right I can take care of myself now what's next come on okay uh here's the electric bill this is how much we pay for electric well yeah so we'll do the rest of the bills later then do I'm doing okay I think it's going well
do you think they're having fun am I talking too fast nope sound like me D it's going great look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler little baby girl Chand where have I heard that before all right coach Ruben you know what theves uh when you're done over there we've got a kind of situation over here too nuh-uh no we are all responsible for our own babies see that's where I think that you're wrong we've been playing these babies manto man we should really be playing a zone defense what do you mean I just think
things will go a lot smoother if we each have our own Zone you know Phoebe you can be charge of wiping and you know M you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands [Music] around that sounds really great but maybe you should be in charge of wiping okay I'm a rookie I should not be in the end zone [Music]
