- If I told you this structure was built by hand, would you believe me? - No. - Well, how about this structure?
Or this structure? Or this? - You're a liar!
- They are all hand built and that's what we're gonna be reacting to. And we're gonna start off with something simple. Okay?
- A hole in the ground? - I mean, that's a pretty symmetrical hole, right? Is he making bricks?
- Yeah, they're making bricks outta mud. - I always see these videos on my homepage, but I've never actually watched one. All right, so they dug a hole- - And now they're making a fire.
What's the fire for? - Probably to make clay? Oh, they just made brick.
- They just made those? - I feel like we missed some steps, here. - That's fine.
Now we got a hot tub! What? It's just a tub, maybe.
It looks like a hot tub, but it's just a tub. Oh, wait! They put fire in it!
It is a hot tub! - Oh, wow. - That's genius.
- And there you go. That's how you make a hot tub in the middle of the forest. - Humans are so cool.
- If you thought that was cool, wait till you see what people build later in this video. It gets insane. - Starting with a hole.
Per usual. - A bigger hole. A bigger hole?
- Wait. - Oh my gosh. Why are they digging windows?
It's underground. Oh, those are doors. - Those are doors.
Why don't you just watch the video and not judge? - You're right, I should watch the video. - It's really hard to tell what's happening until the last shot.
- Oh my god. - Wait, they made a water slide? They made an alligator water, how?
Can we pay to come play in this? Like, they should open their own theme park. Jimmy, guess what time it is?
Amish building time! - Actually, it's 12:02. - Look at 'em go!
- So this giant structure was literally built in a day by Amish people. - Well, that's insane. Look at 'em go.
It's like a bunch of ants just building a colony. - I don't believe this is one day. - Look at the sun.
Look at the clouds. - Look at how many people it is. What, like 100?
- If we could all just get together and do stuff, we wouldn't even need these giant machines anymore. This is the power of man. - Yo, honestly, the music really fits it.
- Good country, barn-raising music. Wait a minute. If this is the Amish, who was filming it?
Don't the Amish not film stuff? - Exposed. Primitive Technology, this is one of my favorite channels.
- The guy who started it all, in my opinion. The best of the best. - He's the GOAT of building things in the forest.
- He did it back when it wasn't cool. This man started just building in the forest and everybody else hopped on the trend. - What is he building here?
- A bow and arrow. - That's it? - Well, I mean, what do you mean that's it?
You gotta eat, don't you? - Dude, I've seen him literally build the most insane structures in the woods, like. - You gotta eat, though.
- Yeah, but this doesn't do him service. - That's a good bow. - That is pretty cool.
- And look how far it went into the tree. So we went from jungle to snow. - Oh!
- Oh, he's making an igloo! - Do they get it deeper 'cause there's more warmth, or- - The ground stays at like, the constant temperature. Dude, it's like, 58 and there you have it.
- The igloo was cool. Yeah. Get it?
' Cause it's cold. - Snow. - Snow.
- Ice. I remember seeing a house in a tree and wondering, how'd they get that up there? Here's how.
- I mean, like, after watching the Primitive Technology guy, it's like, this is impressive, don't get me wrong, but like, come on. - Yeah, it doesn't compare. They're using tools and machinery.
- They had a tractor. I'm gonna need to see something a little better from you guys. Also, they didn't eat a sandwich in the middle of building a tree house.
Very crucial step. - I'm thinking of doing a video where I spent seven days on an island all alone. - Can I do it?
Oh, wait- - Then I wouldn't be alone. We'll see. We'll see.
But anyways, a structure like this would be cool. - Here's the thing, though. Like, do you know how to build structures like these?
You're gonna need somebody like me. - But I think it's funny, 'cause I suck. So if I did it and just, almost died I think that'd be funny.
- But you're my lifeline and my job and my income. Don't die! Oh, wait, also my friend.
- Hopefully there's no bears on this island. - Okay, we've added another stick. He's now using two sticks instead of just one singular stick.
- Wait, is he carving a manmade cave? - That's actually like, rock in there. He's actually carving it.
And he's fortifying it? - Is that for the bears? - You said you were worried about bears, this guy's got you covered, man.
- I have so many questions. But, this is beautiful. - This is like, thumbnail pretty.
- This is more beautiful than my house. - I didn't wanna say it, but now that you said it, I fully agree. Hey, it's Building Technology.
I don't know if I trust that. Walking under that? A hole you just dug?
Whoa, they're making dirt furniture. Dude, this is Patrick Star's house! - I was just about to say that!
Oh my gosh! Literally, this frame right here is Patrick Star. Don't get me wrong, it is definitely cool, but like, there's so much detail.
- If YouTube wasn't a thing, do you think they'd be doing this? - No. No chance.
If you couldn't monetize this, no one would do this. - I thought so. - Today I'm gonna show you how to make a bookcase that's also a secret door.
- Yo! - You got me interested, now. - Like you said, if you want a secret bookshelf, just do this, and then this.
- Wait. - Put the screw- - Can you slow down? I can't keep up.
- And then you hammer that. - Wait. Then what?
- That's a screw. - I- - Then the book. - Wait, where'd the book come from?
- You attach the strings. - Do you have to get a book? I don't understand.
- And then you put it there. Screws? - Uh huh.
- Screwing. - Gotcha. - Latch.
And now the most important part of the video, the part where I tell you to subscribe 'cause we're closing it on 10 million subscribers. - We're so close! - What do you want 'em to be homeless?
- Please, I need this! I have a child! - All right, cool.
- So they're setting a perimeter. - Now they're stacking it up. - They're making a wall.
Oh! They're making a foundation. That's a good foundation.
- And the house is made outta stone so it won't catch on fire. That's why American houses are insuperior, 'cause they're all made outta wood. - That's an interesting shot.
Just put the camera on the ground. And the guy's like, "Shouldn't we straighten it? " He's like, "No.
" - That was Tarik that did that. - Honestly, we don't put Tarik on blast enough. - We did in the last video.
Ironically, that you say that. That's still not enough. - If we go a video without insulting Tarik, remind us to stop slacking.
I think it's time for a guest appearance. - Let's do it. - Karl, come on in.
- Come on in, Karl. - And by Karl, I mean Chandler. - Hey!
We don't like Karl! - Chandler, I want you to react to this. We're reacting to people building structures with their hands, okay.
- They start with just a hole in the ground and then build like, these crazy, insane structures. What do you think they're gonna build? - A pool.
- I mean, I think it's a pool as well. I wonder if they wear sunscreen. They're out in the heat a lot.
- Look, they even make their own cement and then put cement in there, so that way the water like, stays in there. - They're on fire. - They're bringing water from the jungle.
Wait. It's not just a pool, it's a water slide. - Oh!
- Oh! - Yo! - No way!
- This is nicer than my local pool. - Yeah, it is, actually. Chandler, what were your thoughts?
- That was impressive. - Wait, can you tell 'em to subscribe before you go? - Subscribe before you go.
- Thank you. - Thank you. - Next up is a giant ramp.
Oh, it's a water slide. - He made a ramp into a water slide. - At first, I didn't realize they sped the video up.
I was like, "Oh my gosh, she's coming in fast. " - That child's gonna die! - And then I realized that it was just sped up.
Oh, ho, ho! - He thought he was just gonna land on his feet and then he slipped. - Total dad move.
- Yo. - Aren't dad's stupid? - Dads are idiot- - Dads are dumb.
I've never met a smart dad. Oh, you're a dad. - I'm a dad.
- More Minecraft Iron Ore. - You can see, look at all the sweat they're covered in. - Ooh, that looks nice.
- This looks like a house. All right, out in the woods. - How about we just went from guys building this out of, literally, their bare hands, to all these tools and stuff.
- Like I said, like, this is impressive, don't get me wrong, but like, just the contrast, like- - Modern society's got it easy. - We are spoiled by our power tools. We need to go back to using our hands.
- I think we should ban power tools for a year, just to remind the world how hard it could be. That seems a little excessive. I'll retract my ban.
- Oh! - Oh, wait, I feel like I missed a chapter in physics. - They used fire to bend wood.
- I don't understand. - Wood plus fire, equal burn, not bend. - Can I give these guys money, somehow?
- I think they just broke physics. I think that's how they're doing this. Like, how are they making this woodwork like this?
- What am I looking at? It's beautiful. - This is nicer than what the guys with power tools did.
- And you know what? - They need a well. - How does he get outta the well?
- Don't worry about it. Oh, rope. - Oh, okay.
Oh my gosh! Look at this! - That is beautiful.
- I hope they can sell this for like, $5 million. - I would buy it. - Okay, more builders.
I don't think we've seen these builders before. - Starting out with the usual gigantic hole that no one could ever feasibly dig. - That seems like a common theme.
Big hole. - I love how they add the concrete, 'cause like, when I was little, I used to dig holes. And then I would pour water into it, and then all the water would go through the dirt and I'd be like- - That's a cool story, but that is a giant toilet and you can't convince me otherwise.
I know that's not what they meant, but it does. - Whoa! - Oh!
- They're painting now. I like how they're adding the extra step of painting. We haven't seen that yet.
These guys went above and beyond. Ope, not a toilet, it's a pool. I don't know what's happening.
It's the first time I've been very out of the loop. - I have no idea what's going on. - It looks like something outta Yu-Gi-Oh!
so far, though. - I'm just gonna let the guy do his thing. Hopefully this starts to make sense soon.
Is it Zabuza's blade? Oh, it's Cloud's blade. - I would give this a 10 outta 10 if it was Zabuza's blade, because I love Naruto- - That's fair.
- But it's not, so zero outta 10. - All right, what are they building, Jimmy? You've got 10 seconds.
- Noah's Ark? - Why would they build Noah's Ark? - I don't know.
Tell me that does not look like a boat. - Oh, that's Noah's Ark if Noah was loaded! - That's Noah's yacht.
Oh, that's the end of the video. Well, Noah, enjoy your yacht, and you guys enjoy your day. - Bye, guys!
