so guys you ready to watch the WWE fight tonight yeah hell yeah bone crusher's gonna fight Jeffrey the giraffe wait Jeffrey the giraffe from Toys R Us yeah oh jeffy's gonna get his ass beat dude well I'm gonna go for Jeffrey well I want Bone Crusher to win he always wins yeah he crushes bones dude well let's turn on so we can watch hello hello you eat your purses Jeffrey the giraffe INE come on Jeffrey let's go Bone Crusher Bones the winner gets this championship belt let the fight begin come here Jeffrey oh he's got
the stool they got something special for you Jeffrey you ready [Applause] boom crosses opened up a can of whoop ass [Applause] where are you going time for the dragon brood oh I think he's done one two three bone Crushers the champion I told you I could go if I told you I would win yeah I told you bone Chris was going to beat Jeffrey uh poor Jeffrey this is not fair bone crusher's too good he's undefeated well I could beat him no you couldn't yes I couldn't be well there's no way they'll ever let some
stupid kid versus Bone Crusher yeah cans Have You Ever Wanted [Music] the event with the Mana food bank and whoever can donate the most cans of food gets a can of whoop ass in the ring with Bone Crusher so donate as many cans of food as you can today oh my God Jeffy look there's a chance you could fight Bone Crusher all you have to do is donate a bunch of cans of food well I don't have a bunch of candy food all right Jeffy it's time for dinner come on oh my gosh I gotta
go eat dinner I'll be back okay Jeffy here's your dinner green beans I'm so grateful and we went to the store and bought you a month's supply of food geez you really shouldn't have you know I don't like green beans so I don't know why you even do it at this point it's child abuse yeah Marvin why do you keep giving him green beans because they're good for him false the sodium in here is 380 milligrams which is enough to put me in cardiac arrest before my 21st birthday Jeffy just shut up and eat them
come on baby let's go you only buy these or they end up on the floor so let's start with that wow that is a lot of change of food I could turn those in and fight Bone Crusher that's what I'm gonna do yeah yeah guys check out all these cans of food wow Jeffy that's so many green beans I bet if you donated all those green beans they'd let you fight Bone Crusher and that's exactly what I'm gonna do and lose I'm not gonna lose I think you guys are estimating my R strength well wait
how do we donate those cans like where do we go I'll just call up the WWE Association tell them to come get their beans hey there I'm Steve stalberger I represent the WWE why'd you call me cause y'all wanting to turn in all these cans of green beans to fight bone cruncher holy moly that's a lot of cans you win you get to fight Bone Crusher wait he wins no one else donated cans no nobody else donated cans cause I don't want to fight Bone Crusher they don't want to die well I'm gonna win okay
whatever you say kid as long as they sign all the waivers now I'm gonna collect all these cans just hold on let me go pop my trunk wow Jeffy you get to fight Bone Crusher are you nervous no because I know I'm gonna win oh make room he has to get the cans so what's your wrestling name gonna be my what your wrestling name you need a scary wrestling name like Bone Crusher he has a scary name yeah um mine could be poopy diaper well that's not very intimidating well it is when there's a grumpy
in my diaper dude it has to be something cool yeah something's scary yeah like heart disease that's not scary Cody well it's the number one cause of death in America how about something like the big bad wolf and you dress up like a wolf and then you can say I'm gonna huff and I'm a puff and I'm gonna beat your ass oh that's fine dude okay yeah Jeffy so go dress up like a wolf and then go fight him I promise you could be scary oh hello and welcome to another WWE World Championship tonight Bone
Crusher has decided to donate his belt to whoever wins so in this corner we have Bone Crusher you bones are gonna get crushed today and in this corner the big bad wolf I'm gonna hop in puff and knock your ass out okay let the fight begin you ready to die too homie kick your ass okay that's it no more going easy on you all right you ready oh Jeffy use the stool okay that kid's gonna die okay oh bonked him with a claw hammer I don't know if that's legal folks no right he's gonna he's
gonna [ __ ] that's wrestling it's fake you're going a little too hard you're actually starting to hurt me you're not gonna trick me Bone Crusher oh he used the chair this might be over early folks uh hey man do you want me to stop this because he's kicking your ass yes oh from the top of the ropes that's gotta hurt listen kid put my leg and tap me out it's over you win and you kick me in the face I'm not falling for that Bone Breaker where's he going someone told me where he's going
where's it going oh my God dear Lord he has the ladder are you ready to die [ __ ] no please one two three he's dead the big bad wolf wins the winner by murder the big bad wall yeah I told those three little pigs that I would win wow Jeffy wasn't lying he really kicked bone crusher's ass like he killed him hey guys check out my new belt I got that W Jeffy why'd you go so hard you killed the guy well he was asking for it you do know wrestling's fake right oh I
didn't know that but they knew breaking news Okay Bone Crusher a famous wrestler has died his funeral will be held tonight for anyone who wants to attend oh wow he's actually dead I thought maybe he was faking it no I failed his neck snap oh man not my favorite wrestler's Dead Oh RP Bone Crusher wow Jeffy good going you killed Joseph's favorite wrestler well I didn't mean to we should go to his funeral yeah let's go to Bone crusher's funeral [Music] Amazing Grace how sweets the sound that saved [Music] like me dearly beloved we are
gathered here today to mourn the loss of our beloved Bone Crusher whose bones were ironically crushed in his last wrestling match would anyone like to say anything before we bury him six feet under here [Applause] is one thing I would like to say about Bone Crusher I don't believe he's dead he's never horror for Horror oh my gosh oh God Morphin Jiffy ate all his green beans he really did yes he did can every can Jeffy wouldn't eat that much Jeffy get in here hey there your son's under arrest for what well he killed a
guy and then beat up the guy's corpse at the funeral Jeffy why would you that oh he actually committed a whole alphabet list of crimes here I'll name them off for you A is for aggravated assault B is for beating a corpse C is for choking a corpse D is for defiling the dead e is for extortion because he called the guy's parents afterward and then asked for money or else he'd kill them F is for felonious activity because I'm pretty sure what he did is a felony G is for grave robbing H is for
hate crime because Bone Crusher had a little bit of black on him but he's also a skeleton so I don't really know how that works I is for ignoring the law J is for jaywalking because when I tried to arrest him he crossed the street but he didn't use a crosswalk K is for killing L is for larceny and I don't know what that means but it sounds bad M is for murder n is for neglect O is for oh my God how could you do that to a corpse P is for personal injury Q
is for quite ridiculous what he did R is for resisting arrest s is for strangulation T is for threatening because he threatened me when I tried to arrest him U is for under the influence because he must be because why else would he do that V is for violence W is for why would anyone do that X is for xylophone because he played the guy's ribs like a xylophone why is for why would you do that again why would anyone do that and Z is for zebra stripes because he's going to be wearing black and
white stripes when he's in jail Jeffy why would you do all those things because you got this shiny belt for beating a Bone Crusher oh is that real yep I've always wanted a WWE belt okay I'll tell you what I will drop all these charges if you give me that belt well I won this fair and square Jeff again their belt okay oh this is gonna be so cool maybe like a wrestler here and take it oh sweet Jeffy I cannot believe you did all that but you got really lucky that he wanted your stupid
belt now I have one more question did you really eat all your green beans did you check the floor oh you goober [Music]
