the inauguration was all about these two guys but while waiting for the festivities to start there were some interesting moments oh look Dana White we've got Elon Musk in the house looking happy to be there and is Mr Amazon himself Jeff Bezos RFK is sticking out behind them and look Mark Zuckerberg is there too Mike Pence entered all alone his wife Karen missing in action you may recall at Jimmy Carter's funeral she refused to acknowledge Donald Trump so this is really not a surprise Barack Obama also entered alone this will only serve to fuel the
rumors that there is trouble in Paradise between he and Michelle though it's easy for them to write this off as Michelle hates Trump and didn't want to be there and oh wow Here Comes Hillary is her soul even in her body at this point she has got to be the most miserable person on the planet right now but kudos to her for showing up I guess she could have taken the Michelle Obama route but wow misery personified George W also showed up which isn't a surprise but there's definitely no love lost between he and Trump
I'm sure Trump's exploits with Jeb many years ago will never fully quite heal over the CEO of Apple Tim Cook was also there I don't know who this is and I also don't know a single thing about fashion but I'm giving the best dressed award to her the white fluffiness that matches the snow outside good look Pete hex was a bit busy with a phone call the man is apparently a hard worker never stops meanwhile Vivic and christye gnome were seen buddying it up the Supreme Court Justices rolled in and this may be impolite to
say but holy cow stop the tape this is Justice sotoor and this is what I remember her looking like the left wanted her to step down so Biden could appoint a replacement for her because she's got diabetes and apparently they're worried she's going to die I wouldn't predict such a thing but man she is not looking good the award for most boldly dress goes to this woman who I have no idea who she is but she looks like shaft and I can't hate on it sorry Melania wore a hat that I'm quite confident was designed
to cover her eyes so she doesn't have to look at any Democrats don't forget she turned down an invitation from Jill Biden to come to the White House for tea I know everybody loves a good Baron sighting so here he is standing ominously behind the presidential seal striking fear into the hearts of lefties across the country and here he is shaking the hands of Joe Biden and Kamala issuing a warning perhaps Trump entered and tried to kiss Melania but couldn't quite land it because of the Hat I'm sure the left is going to love that
she wore the hat to try to keep him away he Trump then went to Biden and seemed to say thanks for the picture thanks for the fixture and thus began the Golden Age and our golden age has just begun thank you God Bless America thank you all thank you thank you very much thank you very much
