[Music] [Music] like most kids growing up I had a lot of help on my Halloween costumes and I'm coming to realize that any costume that I wore and was good was made by my mom he got the cowboy classic clown another classic at Eldridge blood God from a different dimension named Daniel another classic but also like most kids growing up the time came when I wanted to make my own costume I felt like it was my turn to take the wheel and I wanted to build my costume top to bottom I wanted to earn my
trick-or-treating candy so naturally a dressed up as a cardboard box there were a lot of Halloween's that I took part in and there were a lot of doors to that trick-or-treated at and through all of those years I think that my box costume takes the cake for a worst costume like ever it's a real thing I did I found a box I put it on and I thought I was a genius I think I was trying to be funny but there was zero effort in that costume nothing witty done no references to anything oh what
are you I'm a box Oh like minecraft nope just a box candy please do you think that this kind of costume deserves candy I mean you're legally required to give me candy candy please he's right Jennifer give him the candy yeah I'm disappointed too needless to say I think I wasted my trick-or-treat years if I could go back I think I would do a lot of things differently like I have ideas now better than just you know a box for example I thought of this costume the other day so everybody now knows of the video
game sensation fortnight and that costume is probably gonna be all over the streets it's not hard you have the vest maybe a little blue glitter liquid in a jar grab some cardboard for a gun bing-bang-boom there you go but imagine welding together some kind of crane type operation that you can wheel around and you clamp the kid onto this with some string and a crank and you crank them up and when you arrive at the trick-or-treater house somebody goes up rings the bell and you lower them down and they hold a parachute above their head
like they're parachuting down in the game man huh flick-right like stuff like that i would like to do that would be crazy impressive like if you came to my place in that as a costume I would just give you the rest of the candy that I have sorry I just gave all my candy to that other kid do you see its costume anyway um do you guys want this empty bowl I suppose I still have opportunities to dress up all fancy like I still go to Halloween parties I don't know it also feels like a
lot of work so maybe I'll just dress up as a box or something I'm so lazy with Halloween my whole life my mom made all the good costumes and also the decorations the spookiest thing that i have around here is this half-dead plant I should really water that yeah I got it I have to step in my game I think for the sake of all things spooky in the name of all the costumes made for me and to make up for all the costumes that I made I need to properly celebrate Halloween I need to
save Halloween and I know exactly how I'm going to do it [Music] here we go this is it I'm finally doing it is our boy ready to be decorated for the good of Halloween I've seen this done a million times before so I think that I know what I'm doing and we can get started right away [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] we did it we pulled it off we made a huge mess thanks for watching my Halloween video i have a twitter i have comics I've got a sub button should we talk about the 200k subs
thing that was really sudden I mean like you guys know who's that oh hello are you another sub no come on come on in come on in yeah you guys really came out of nowhere there's like tons of you now I really appreciate you giving me the time of day and all that yeah so many way I should just put you with the rest of them
