guy on the Survival show hasn't eaten in several days the cameraman what my brain thinks will happen if I look away from my garage door while it's closing what I thought $1 million would get me as a kid versus reality Dear season at the nursing home they're having so much fun me no serial killer will ever loow me into their Mur van I'm too smart for that murderer hm how do you want the stairs built I was thinking something like instant death if you think fireworks allowed try opening this in the middle of the night
now all of China knows you're here parents make sure you put some money aside for the future the future yeah I don't think there is a future 7-year-old me saving my neighborhood from an imaginary villain after I found a stick date idea fight another couple like legit fist fighting I live in the mountains I hide in bushes on Mountain Trails waiting and when hikers walk by I exclaim this is my Mountain Snap photos for confirmation my friend does this to keep track of her earbuds Laura physics exist there are so many memes about goats in
physics but there's still no explanation early 2000s don't sit too close to the TV it'll make your eyes Square 2024 all the bird's eggs in the neighborhood disappeared then this guy showed up would you do this job this is the stuff we need robots for not taking orders at McDonald's well at least that's been cleared up employee attitude stuff need to stop acting like they don't want to be here we're not acting stuff security tip plant prickly pear cactus outside your daughter's bedroom window you're welcome Grandma talking about there's some pepper in the cabinet sold
by August 1999 shout out to the adult on the porch who watched this entire scenario unfold and just sat there just spectating the whole thing teacher the test isn't that hard the test fine GF me realizing I'm about to fail College house with an emergency slide rather than stairs me after smelling a smell that smells like the smell that I smelled many years ago we used to be a proper country McDonald's next to a blockbuster puzzlers taste like they made a toy at first and then just said never mind and y'all ate it renovation done
to a 500-year-old tower they ruined it it looks awful if you need to throw up make sure you do it on the carpet wow Kitty are you going to clean it up for me proof that Tom Cruz is a vampire then versus now me telling my mom a secret and my mom the next day announcing it to the entire world POV you got pulled over the cop handed you a ticket and flipped this bad boy around asking you for a tip people who type K instead of okay deciding what to do with the time they
saved I'll see your live laugh love sign and raise you a ew people sign I prefer yours and for our female followers viewing pleasure a men's beauty contest from 1919 well play Target that's a pretty good excuse for losing one of the arms on the mannequin a human tooth with standing up to 250 kg 550 lb of force a human tooth when it comes into contact with some sugar my sister and I are Polar Opposites her home versus mine go away Nick got promoted to Nicholas let's go my man matches his drink with his outfits
brly flexed his Costco membership and it worked the blueprints were etched into our middle school desks this whole time so this is the Ultimate Sword my Uber driver is going through it the person who's calling is named you deserve better you ever be chilling and then your foot just starts feeling like this out of nowhere never in my life have I wanted to steal a sign more than I do right now no people accurate depiction of my available budget for going off grid one storm and it's over I got 20 bucks on this not making
it past Father's Day I hope no one's in it when it breaks that's a painful fool yon musk announces that the first human has received a brain implant from his startup neuralink first guy to get jailbreaked is going to be so crazy just when you think you're a redneck boom this comes along the packing insert from our Robot vacuum looks like it should be guarding a temple somewhere I just watched my neighbor use a leaf blower to blow all the leaves from his side to my side what would you do in this situation asked to
borrow his leaf blower dear students I will fly seven of you to China to train with me please pick me me to my 2025 robot that I'm doing the deed with after cheated on me with the microwave I'm just pouring water on it me trying to find something in my room for 30 minutes my mom walking in finding it under 30 seconds the fact that there's people in every car driving living their own life no for real and they're all main characters in their own world but just extras in mind it's so weird to think
about screw it inflatable frat house and they've got inflatable college students in there anti doing the deed beds have been installed inside every athletes room for the Paris Olympics 2024 what's killing me as if you're a real Smasher there's no such thing what is happening I'd give the world to experience 2020 as a teenager for real I was 10 same same the kids are romanticizing quaran IA looks like they told a guy with OCD you have to split this 99 ways stol not over the fact that there was a whole ad campaign for years promoting
milk just milk not a brand of milk just the concept the idea of milk got milk perfect energy drink doesn't exist the evolution of Crayola this is actually fascinating bought a lemon tree earlier today Straight Cash not a Flags but it's 9:00 p.m. and I just went out and got some lemons to make one single cup of lemonade why cuz I CED a lemon tree I might bake a tart tomorrow just a coyote howling from the top of a car in Arizona this signals the official end of toyotathon thank you so much your tip saved
my life zip my pants up when you're done with it bro can't even compliment people anymore I won an argument and decided to be extra Petty did it hurt when I told you to Google it and I was right finally got my own apartment I haven't said a single word in 8 hours you guys are going to be 82 talking about I miss 2016 bro let it go guys love 2016 more than their own family if you swap Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift you get a cute lesbian couple 200 billion years of living life and
making new friends and memories is worth it I'm tired of the whole immortality is a curse BS everybody you love will die if you're Immortal that's going to happen anyway I don't care I want to react to a robbery get shot in the head and then stare at the thief like this once in a lifetime site the entire state of Texas is under a winter storm warning that number of once in a lifetime weather events I've lived through in the last decade probably exceeds 20 the girl that's never been treated right and this cool picture
of Lego Jesus dunking on Satan plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy Chick-fil-A will go through anything to give you good customer service they've got engineers in the back making new customer service inventions at what age Dem men just start screaming when they sneeze it's not an age thing it's a mindset thing well if I don't scream I'm going to explain Lo so put my head in a tree to see what was making all the noise you'll never guess what was inside who puts the head in a tree to hear a noise this guy
when I'm saying extremely gay remarks and bro doesn't respond reminding me he's actually Gone Forever a story in four parts I've never done the deed with a man and thought wow I want to have his baby never you have four kids they were blocked I'm finding him and I'm getting him jumped and beaten I hope that screenshot in Twitter clout was worth it what you you have four kids what do you mean he's right I love these perspec so I took some on my own when I was in Cairo and yeah they're literally just right
there pause them on your way to work no you don't understand there's literally a pizza across the street from the pyramids my money be like what are you trying to do now yeah always wants to spend itself a Tic Tac gun that shoots breath mints 15 ft across the room just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it this only applies if you can already swim without it when you finally graduate from high school in the US this is just sad
oh man I did the thing where you rest your head on your toddler lap while they're distracted and watching TV to gauge their true feelings about you and mine sweetly absentmindedly patted my head and said I really wish you would go away 27 hours of Labor since you're already up can you do me a favor I'm comfortable and I don't want to move zumas have come full circle and reinvented I hate my wife humor really grew up in the best ERA to be a kid and the worst eror to being an adult other people me
an intellectual Chucky milk we really like this this guy passes 21 years old in 1990 it was we I was not alive how it feels when you are lying and bro starts adding details stop saying start a family when you mean have kids a couple is still a family a single person in her cat is a family a couple in their plants are a family three weirdly close roommates could be a family you don't need kids to be a family hey guys meet my family where dogs are family and cats animals our family Markiplier when
you shake the bag of Markiplier food same tree but in different seasons the this is so satisfying wait this is a law now lick it or ticket I want to eat five meals a day who decided three the same person who came up with the 2 Day weekend loser growing up I always imagined a 100 in TV would cost like a million doll or something Costco has one for under $1700 TVs are literally the only thing that have gotten cheaper as I've gotten older carplay looks interesting on the new mini countryman's circular display this looks
like I should be able to select a raspberry fener watching the lifted truck with LED headlights driving past you like man how come American public transport is as bad as a third world country because the USA is just 50 third world countries in a trench coat with a military budget big enough to fight God the most honest do not enter sign of all time please do not enter the dangerous area beyond the scar you quite possibly will get hurt then you will sue then a protracted Court battle will ensue exhausting your financial resources and you
will lose because this sign that warned you will be exhibit one how old were you when you stopped watching cartoons the day I stopped watching cartoons is going to the day that the good Lord calls me home always the most clapped stuff on Facebook Marketplace and unfortunately I need it Resident Evil looking setup please recover over two dozen bags of ice stolen from a dollar store please get the hell out of my face with this BS my 10-year-old recently said to me what if every country on Earth has ninjas but we only know about the
Japanese ones because they're the worst and I can't stop thinking about it probably right Mom finally cashed in her marra miles this cave cart is on my basketball bucket list this is so cool my airpods are dead as hell TSA would handcuff you if they saw this at the airport it'd be like that Millennials chilling watching their 173rd historical event in real time wondering if they should make their car payment when guys in the friend zone catch the boyfriend cheating sometimes you just got to spoil yourself Sony sold its waterproof Walkman in a bottle of
water to prove it was really waterproof the same bike the same place the same girl but with a difference of 71 years leadership open door policy the door how to murder your husband right writer found guilty of murdering husband meanwhile the author of how to murder your husband and get away with it remains at large up until 2013 Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kill in the US they used it to decorate the salad bar why does he have sweet baby Ray Barbecue on the decorative shelf to look more relatable look inside fire damage
plus 1.5% sandwich and sandwich disassembled jenzi paralyzed with fear of turning 30 becoming unattractive hags life might as well end at 22 me rubbing it all over bro's face the moment he falls asleep he's pretending to sleep Mr Beast is putting two pilots in a private jet for 100 days with unlimited Fuel and if they make it they get to keep the jet sorry I never replied every day is blending together and I've lost all sense of reality in time when bro is so stupid that you just have a sarcastic crash out Center chasing down
the single mother after her son wished for a baby brother we had 24-hour Walmart $1 McChickens $5 Foot Longs $20 full tanks 99 Cent Stores and we had it oh what happened I wish I could be mysterious but this is just who I am I refuse to believe these are played by the same guy Gary Oldman hold my beard inside his nose is regular Spider-Man regular Spider-Man yeah it's regular Spider-Man you don't have to be mean to him I was depressed and wasted on beer in Sendai Japan a long time ago and the farmers I
had dinner with asked me how many gunfights I'd been in I'm 17 I replied well doesn't everyone getting gunfights in America I miss Japan tonight I dreamed Kendrick brought a factory Strider to one of his concerts it killed a bunch of people and he was like I didn't know it would do that what's something nice slth thoughtful you can do or get for your significant other for under $100 when your girl goes into the shower sneak in and steal her towel and then put it in the dryer for a few minutes wait for her to
get out and wrap it around her bonus points if you scare the hell out of her it's the little things I can't believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year they're going to send the Kaiju after us what year is Pacific Rim set 2025 oh for real fun fact cats sleep like this when their noses are cold the masculine Daydream where you stay behind to hold off a pursuing Force while your loved ones Escape I'm cackling which one of you actually do this wait my brother just said that most men
daydream about saving people's lives is that true only 21% of baby boomers with at least 1 million said they want the Next Generation to enjoy my money while I'm alive per Bloomberg we will make a better world for our children we will make a better world for our children screw you entitled Bratz having the talk with your dog before company comes over don't jump up on people even though you want to just say hello some people don't like it and some people may think you're going crazy one in three GoFundMe campaigns and Alpha medical bills
GoFundMe is one of the largest insurers in the country the system is completely broken 2025 will be my year how 2025 is going guys as of recording this video come on it could still be your year people all over America are experiencing heavy fog everyone is wondering what the odds are that this happens right when the fog is common in the winter when a warm air m moves over a cold wet ground medieval peasant brain has never been this back after a heavy drinking session I pooped the bed told the wife it was the dog
to avoid embarrassment the size and stench was so bad that she took him to the vet and found out he was showing early signs of stomach cancer I inadvertently saved my dog but can never take credit I started trimming most of the trees on campus and it looks like this little guy lost his home and all hope just thought I'd end this video with a sad meme
