Defeat This Minecraft Boss, Win $100,000

Foolish. I'm challenging you to defeat the six hardest bosses in Minecraft all residing on this island. Why does it have to be six of them?

If you defeat all six without dying, you win my $100,000 custom built computer. Oh no, now I see something. What is that?

Foolish, this is the first boss, the giant stone colossus. I'm not even the size of his toe! And he's the first one in your way to win the $100,000 computer.

He’s swinging! You're going to want to watch out for his sword. This is crazy.

I'll fire my bow. Did that hurt him? -Did not look like it hurt him.

-Oh, he's swinging again! -Oh, you dodged it that time. -Okay.

Wait. This is so insane. Boom!

Oh, I hit him in the eye. I hit him in the eye, it did something. Hitting it directly in the eye right now is not going to do any damage.

You're gonna have to destroy all his runes if you want to weaken him. What's he doing? He's looks like he's gearing up for something.

Oh no, oh I hit him! You eliminated the first of the runes! Hit the runes, I'm gonna hit all the runes!

I want to go home. Here we go. I've already lost four hearts.

Oh, Foolish, look at his health. Oh, it’s down another chunk. My heart's racing.

Why is it so big? Wait, Foolish hurry, his sword’s stuck! I'm hitting him!

I'm hitting him! I'm doing good things. Oh, my gosh, you got it.

There's not many runes left. I've already lost half of my health. Oh, and this is just the first boss.

Oh, he’s so tall, my arrows can't reach him. Hurry while his sword’s stuck! I'm trying to hit him.

I'm shooting. May my aim be true. Oh, Foolish you got the last rune!

I got it. We're like, at the same health right now. Well, you destroyed his runes.

Oh, I can hit him wherever, I think. I think he's in a weakened state. Yes!

Now's my chance. Fire! Foolish!

Watch out! What is that? That radius was so big.

I can climb up this. I can climb up this. Oh!

His eyes! I’ll hit him in the eyes! Wait I feel so cool!

But I'm also terrified. You don't want him to get unstuck. You die now.

Wait. You actually might beat him. I'm… It’s so close.

I'm at… Yes. Yes. Yes!

-Oh, my. Whoa! -I beat him!

him! Oh, he's crumbling. Foolish.

You just defeated the first boss. But I'm going to let you know something. -Yeah?

-That was the easiest of the six. That is incredible news. But I have a little present for you.

Turn around and look at the sword. Whoa, whoa. What's it doing?

Oh, wait. It's me-sized. Yeah!

-Do I get to have it? -Foolish, look at it. It has one glowing rune.

You need to unlock all five runes in order to fight the final boss for the $100,000 PC. Thank goodness. That's exactly what I want to do with my afternoon.

You're still at the edge of the island, so if I was you, I'd probably start going towards the middle. You know, not that it matters too much but are any of the bosses like, I don't know, not mountain-sized? I guess you'll find out.

All right. Well, you know one boss down. Why not fight the second one?

Through the mountains! Oh, well, well, well, it looks like it's time to hit the old, dusty trail. Man, it's… Wow.

Uh, sandy. Oh, I found it. I found the second boss.

That's what the second boss does to things. Bring it on, second boss. I want $100k and you're stopping me from it.

Wait. It's really sandy. Wait, this is scary.

Where am I? I can't see anything. Hello?

Oh, no. What is that? Oh, it's a desert devourer.

Oh. Thank you. Your second boss, the desert devourer!

Oh no! If the first one was gigantic and powerful, this one is nimble and quick. Oh, and it's shooting from below.

How do I even hit this thing? It's coming for me. He doesn't stop.

He's relentless. Oh, okay. I hit it with the bow arrow.

I don't know what to do. I don't know where to look. He could be anywhere.

He could be anywhere and everywhere, Foolish. Oh, he was so close. I barely dodged him.

He is ginormous! Oh, he's coming again. -This is so crazy.

-You're putting in some good work. Just keep moving. Just keep moving.

Whoo! Oh, that was a new attack. Oh, he's doing it again.

Nice try, sandworm. I'm not scared of you. Oh, wait.

Maybe I should try my sword out. Ah, I missed. I missed.

Okay, wait. I think I should stick with the bow and arrow for now. I can't.

He’s so fast, my arrow can't keep up with him! Oh, he's below me again. No, he's above me!

You’re having a hard time keeping up with where he is on the planet right now! Oh! It's coming!

That is so cool but terrifying. Wait, you're actually kind of destroying this guy. Still have all my hearts, and he's almost half health.

Oh, that is terrifying. Just watching it leap at you like that. It leaps so far.

I mean, it's at like a different zip code, and then. Oh, like, look at it. Death from above!

Oh, no. I lost half a health. Oh, that's a new move.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, he hit me.

He got me good. Oh, no no, no. He's learning my moves.

I need to be careful. I need to switch up my pathing. He knows me too well.

Ow, he got me again. I've almost lost three hearts. But he's lower than me.

I can do this. Okay I can beat it. I can beat the second boss.

The floor's rumbling. He has like a third of his health left. Once again, he outruns my arrow.

Ow! Oh, that did a lot of damage. Oh, my gosh, you have less than half your health.

Oh, no. He's doing something different. What is he doing?

His next form! I may have like died if I let him hit me there. -Yeah, that might have been it.

-Oh, no. That's so terrifying. Yeah, that is not okay.

He somehow looks taller. -Oh, God. Watch out!

-Oh no. No! Oh, he got me.

Ow! That hurt. You got any other secret move, sandworm?

You better do it now. Oh, no, he does have another secret move. You're down to four hearts.

I was just kidding. What is he doing? This is his final move.

Hurry! I just need to beat him, he’s so low! He's so low!

You're down to two hearts! Come on, just a couple more arrows! Ahh!

I have two hearts. -Yes. Yes!

-Oh, my gosh! Foolish! I beat it.

I beat the second boss. Foolish you did it! Wait check your sword.

-You have the second rune! -Second rune! It means I'm closer to $100k.

You know, surely it doesn't get much harder than that. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm sure.

You definitely want to keep walking down this path. I just really hope that they finished construction on the bridge to get to the other side. Because you do not want to fall into the rapids below.

Okay? Wow. No!

You! Why? Why?

Oh, no. The river. It… it's moving me.

It's a fast current. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh! What's happening? Am I in danger?

I think I'm in danger. Karl! Oh, no.

Honestly though, this is kind of a nice, relaxing bath after the sand. No, this is not relaxing. Never mind I take it back.

Hi Foolish. Oh. Hey, Karl.

Oh, you could’ve just, you know, told me you had a boat. You didn't have to just jump off of the ledge like that. Oh, I jumped.

Oh, yeah. No, I guess, you know, at the last boss fight really had my head spin, and I just must have tripped. No, this is like a beautiful area.

It’d be a shame if, like some big old giant, scary boss came and ruined my mood. Well. Oh, no.

No! Why don't they ever pick on someone their own size? Mantis hive mind?

You're going up against the guardian of the forest this time. Oh, oh, lovely. Hey, you know, maybe we could talk things out.

You know, we don't have to fight. Oh, no. He looks like he wants to fight.

One wrong move and this mantis will kill your chances of winning the $100,000 PC. It relies on its mind to outsmart its enemies. Good luck.

Luckily, I'm the smartest foe he's ever faced. Oh, there's a bunch of little ones! Yeah dude, that's… it's babies.

Die, babies! That's a crazy sentence. -Oh, man.

You are going to upset the boss. -Wait, there's actually so many. You caught it while its babies were hatching.

Wait, why is there so many? Get out of my way! Oh, no.

He's trapping me. Okay, I need to devise a plan. I need to avoid the little babies and somehow attack the boss.

-I need, I need to get to the mama. -Foolish, I'm gonna be honest, man. If you're ever gonna want a good chance to stop and fight this boss, you're probably gonna have to take out its babies.

I feel kind of bad. Don't feel bad because I feel like they are objectively trying to kill you. Quick arrow shot if I can.

Oh, that worked. Okay, I need to stay quick on my feet. Avoid the poison.

Oh wow. I can't believe you just said that sentence. Starting now, starting now.

There are so many! Yeah, you might have to clear them out a little bit. Ow!

Oh. They're jumping. Okay, here we go.

Ow! Oh, they're leaping at me. -Oh!

Oh, no! Stay back! Stay back!

-They’re preying on your downfall. Ha! Ha!

Good one, Karl. Ow! Wait.

This is the biggest bug I've ever faced in Minecraft. Nyoom! Launch the arrows.

Bring it on, babies. I'm not scared of you. Honestly, I'd much rather fight you guys in the big one.

I'm sure their mom is not gonna be upset with you just destroying them. Mother Mantis, my apologies. They already got you down a heart and a half.

The Mother Mantis is also down about a heart and a half. The playing ground is even right now. Wait, the mantis’ boss health is going down as you kill its babies.

It loves its babies so much it hurts. It's true motherly love. They're getting quicker.

Ow, ow, ow! You know what? Screw that one.

Just staring from a distance. Take that. I missed.

-Ow! They’re swarming me! -They are absolutely swarming you.

Ow! They're getting more vicious. Wait are they getting bigger?

Ow, where are they coming from? Okay, maybe I should use my bow and arrow a little bit. I'm almost half health.

Wait, you are! Why is this boss at the top? I'm like, not even fighting the boss itself yet.

Will these things screw off? Ow! And believe me, the poison hurts.

And so do these. Stop hitting me! Yeah, you're down to the last few babies, so.

Oh, no. That… It's flying. -It’s flying now, that can’t be good.

-Oh, God. Just me and you, big mantis. Oh, there's more babies.

If you thought the babies were hard, you're not going to like this. It's a lot bigger up close. Oh wait, stay away.

-Oh, what is that? Ow! -Oh!

That is gonna leave a mark, man. The toxins that it's putting out are not affecting it, only you. Ow!

It attacks so quickly! I’m being surrounded by poison. I need to fight it quicker.

Oh, I barely dodged it. Oh, no. You're surrounded!

-I'm trapped! -You’re trapped in a corner right now. I have three hearts.

-Oh. -Yes! I can get him.

I can get him. Oh, I did it! -Oh my gosh.

-Did I do it? I am the mantis slayer. That was the protector of the forest, you jerk!

Am I a bad guy just for wanting $100,000? I'm sorry, Mother Mantis. But check it out.

You know what I'm not sorry about? -The third rune on your sword. -Huh?

I do see the third rune. Man, I feel bad like staring at the runes, staring into its dead eyes. Um.

Can we go? We should get away from this thing. I mean, that is terrifying.

Foolish? You're officially halfway through all the bosses. Is that making you feel more confident?

I certainly have some confidence, don't get me wrong. But then in the back of my mind, there's still just an absolute pool of fear of what's to still come. Is that a pool of fear, or did you pee yourself?

No. No what? No, that'd be crazy.

But by any chance you have extra pants? The last ones have poison on them. I'm gonna let you know something.

This next one is actually only as hard as you make it. Man, you really got the gears spinning for me right now. I'm trying to think what that would mean.

Well, hey, go ahead and uh, go ahead into the cave and-- Can I be honest, I thought leaving this forest would make me happy. But going in this cave I think's going to make me sadder. Foolish, The good news is, if you play your cards right, you won't even have to fight this next boss.

Okay? Okay, so maybe a bit of a puzzle. Well who's to, wait.

Come with me for a second. Yeah. Wow.

What a… what a welcoming cave. Yeah. I mean, it's terri… like this cave does not want visitors.

Well, the quicker I get through the cave, the quicker I can get the fourth rune. And then, I'm one step closer to $100,000. I've tried filming this video a couple times.

-Oh…. -But hey check it out dude! -This last guy left you armor.

-Oh! Oh, wait, is that. Is that Nolan?

You think Nolan would make it this far? No. You're right.

He would’ve… Boss number one, gone. Thanks random guy. I feel much safer.

Yeah I hope… Hopefully this chainmail will help. Wait. Why does… it has a bunch of holes in it.

Go ahead and go up to this ledge really quick. What is that? Your next boss is this gigantic scorpion.

No, I thought we were done with bugs. The good news is it's asleep right now. Okay, you know what?

I have a great idea. I'm just not going to wake up the boss. We can go back this way.

Okay? You can make it through the cave without waking up the beast. And it's right through that way.

Or if you do wake it up, you're going to have to defeat it. I have two options of winning. That sounds even better than some of the other bosses.

I'm sure this one's gonna be easier, right? Good luck. Wait, should I stop talking?

I'm scared it can hear me. Oh, I can see it again. Oh, no, wait, and it's ginormous.

Of course it's ginormous. It's one of the hardest bosses. If you wake it up, it'll do everything in its power to absolutely obliterate you.

Even if I'm its baby? I'm just a little scorpion. Mama!

Mama! God, I really hope you wake it up. I think we can have a win-win.

I'll leave the cave, and the boss can keep its life. I think it's a fair trade. I mean you… so far, so good.

You're as quiet as a mouse right now. Yeah, but I feel like that's what I need to be. I see what happens to those that aren’t quiet.

I saw those skeletons back there. Oh no, I think I have to make a little jump down. Okay I'm just going to make a silent little noise and jump down.

Oh no, that was loud. Oh no. -Foolish?

-No! No! I woke it up!

You gotta run! No! I'm not turning around.

I'm not turning around. -Wait, maybe I should turn… -Oh, I wouldn't if I were you, bro! It's just a quick peek.

Just a quick peek. Oh, it's much faster than me. Let the chase begin.

Oh, this is a big cave. Oh, no, I have to be good at parkour! Okay, here we go.

Here we go. I'm just gonna jump. Oh, it just demolished that cave.

Oh, I see! I turned around for a second! You should stop turning around!

But I’m scared! It's so tough to not look! It's above!

It can jump way faster than me! Oh, I need to be quick! I need to be quick!

Please, Mr Scorpion, I think you made a mistake! Oh! It’s behind me, isn’t it?

Ahh! But I'm running! Oh, wait.

Am I fine? I don't see him. Wait, I don’t… Oh, he's above me!

It looks like you're probably gonna have to fight it a little. Ooh! Okay, fine!

Bring it on, Scorpion! -He has so many eyes. Uh oh.

Ow! -Ooh! Oh, he already got me.

I need to be careful. Oh, he's a leaper! He's a jumper!

I was really hoping you weren't gonna wake it up. If I didn't know better, I'd think he just tried to take my head off. I think it was trying to take your head off.

We can talk this out, Mr Scorpion! Listen, I understand you were just trying to nap, and that was really rude of me to wake you up. But it was an accident, okay?

Accidents happen! I don't think he wants to talk. I don't think he wants to talk.

You're putting in a lot of work. I'm trying! I'm really trying my best here.

I want to survive. I'm trying to beat the fourth boss! -It's mad.

It's mad. Oh! -All right, Foolish, keep running.

-The $100,000 PC all comes down to this. -Oh! It's so quick!

It's down to half health though. That's good news. Oh no!

Rocks are falling. That's what its screeching does, dude. You're in a cave.

I'm just gonna dip and dodge. I'm agile. I'm quick as can be.

Oh, it’s jumpy again. It’s jumpy again. Keep running!

Okay, I'm gonna keep running, then I'm just gonna keep running. -Uh, through the rocks. -It's catching up!

Stop! You’re panicking me! Stop!

It's right behind you! Oh! No!

Ow! Ow! If it gets you, you're dead, Foolish!

Go! Go! Yes!

I actually got lucky! Karl, I did it! I beat the fourth hardest boss in Minecraft.

You're two bosses away from winning the $100,000 PC. What's going through your head? I'm excited.

I'm nervous. I'm worried. I think I want a new pair of pants.

Let's get out of this cave. I'm just two bosses away. And the sword!

I have another rune to the sword. You only need one more rune to be able to go up against the hardest boss in all of Minecraft. -I'm almost the Avatar.

-Wait, what the heck is that up there? Oh, you shouldn't have! You got me a vacation boat?

Yup. You know what? I'm glad you’re appreciating all my hard work.

But I got to be honest. What lies ahead is the hardest challenge yet. You know what?

At this point, it'd be crazy to fight four of the hardest bosses in Minecraft and then give up. No, no, no. To get onto this boat, it will take you to the final section of the island to defeat the last two bosses.

Foolish, are you sure you want to get on that boat? What, either get on the boat or do I stay on this island? Are you crazy?

I'll take my chances with the boat. It's just not going to be a peaceful boat ride, Foolish. Why not?

I'm just sailing away, contemplating my life. How did I get here? Why am I fighting all these bosses?

Am I truly starving for money? Or do I want greatness? Wow.

That was an epic monologue and a little gentle rain. Wow! I'm sure nothing could ruin this peaceful moment.

Yeah, it honestly makes me forget that the, uh, next boss is probably looking at us right now. Um… but I don't see anything. Oh, if you want to get a closer and better look at it, maybe you go to the front of the boat.

Oh, okay. No, that's good. I should probably get eyes on the enemy.

-Yep. Good luck, Foolish! -Thanks, Karl!

I don't see anything. How… okay. How scary could the fifth boss really be?

Foolish, the fifth boss is a Kraken! No, not the Kraken! Fire!

Oh, no. It has so many arms. It could attack me from any angle.

What is that? It can shoot poison, too? Oh, I can hit its tentacles!

I can hit its tentacles, and I should dodge it’s tentacles while I'm at it. Yeah, you should probably do both of those things. Foolish, defeat this Kraken, and you will be able to take this boat all the way to the final boss.

Bring it on, Kraken! The $100k PC will be mine! Ow!

Dude, the tentacle-poison combo’s rough, and I have to, like, look out for both these tentacles. Oh no! I stopped looking out for the poison!

Oh, God. Oh, no. What's it doing?

It's doing something different. Um! I don't know what I should do!

There’s bubbles? Are they bad bubbles? Oh!

Oh! I should dodge that though! There's so much I have to avoid right now!

Ow! I got hit. Oh, no, the bubbles do hurt.

Stop, Kraken! Stop! I've never gotten to fight a Kraken in Minecraft.

Yeah, and the boat's not gonna move until you defeat it, Foolish. It is holding you down. Ow!

The bubbles hurt! The bubbles hurt! Dude, this is like the first boss.

It's, like, hitting me with three different things at once! Ow! The poison hurts!

I've lost four hearts. I need to start doing more damage to it. More arrows equals more damage.

I can do it. I can do it. The Kraken’s almost half health.

Please don't do anything. -Oh, no! What’s it doing?

It's angry! -It's pissed! There's more bubbles!

Ow! No no no no no no n-n-n-no no. Ow!

You have so much to pay attention to. Okay, wait. I should hit the tentacles a little bit more.

They’re a little closer. Oh, they're getting closer! It's about like a third of its health left.

I can do this. Oh, what's it doing now? Come on.

Ow! Oh, more bubbles! Ow!

Dude! The… they keep… like, the bubbles are sneak attacking me! Well, Foolish, it’s not trying to play fair, man, it's trying to defeat you.

Okay, avoid the bubbles. Avoid the tentacles. Avoid the poison.

Sure! Just avoid all those things, and I can win. It's… yeah, there's a lot, I'm going to be honest.

It's getting lower, but I'm getting lower health, too! I can beat it. I can do it.

There's bubbles everywhere! Everything's on the line, Foolish. If you die, you lose the $100,000 PC!

He's flailing! He knows he's weak! Ow!

Ow! Kraken, you’re mine! I rule these seas!

I’m three health! Three health! Did I slay the Kraken?

I did it! I beat five of the hardest bosses in Minecraft. And you have every single rune on your sword.

You are now able to fight the final boss. The $100k PC has never felt closer. But I will let you know right now… It's probably harder than the rest of the five combined.

Wow. Just about all these bosses have gotten me to three or less health. You’re at the end of your journey.

Foolish, do you have any last words before you take on the final boss for the win? I'm hoping that each of these bosses have teachen me a valuable lesson in the arts of dodging, running, hiding, counter-attacks. And this is, you know, if I'm not ready now, then when will I ever be ready for the sixth and final boss?

I actually think you have a pretty good chance. Oh. Oh, wow.

Thank you. Honestly that, that means a lot. Ah, I have sailed the seven seas.

Dude, just put me on a boat though and I feel magical. What if we take you off a boat and bring you to a volcano? You don't go into a volcano and get something happy, you know?

That’s just never how it works. I've never seen a happy volcano. Well, this is the last line of defense for the entire island.

It's the final boss. Foolish, good luck. I'm about to fight a boss that’s harder than all the other bosses combined.

Yeah. Yeah. It's not even close.

Wow. This room's really cool, though. A real, uh, you know, nod to you for setting up an epic final scene.

Oh, no. Foolish, this is it, the final boss! What am I even looking at?

Good luck. What’s it doing? What’s it doing?

Oh, I better hurry! That was just its first attack? Well, Foolish, if you want a chance to beat it, you have to shoot it in its eye.

That's the only way. Oh, please don't hit me. Please don't hit me.

Please don't hit me. I can tell you right now, this is definitely the hardest boss already, and I'm like ten seconds into this. Oh, wait, you did damage!

Oh no, I think I made a mistake. I think I made a mistake. I should have gone the other way.

I think I made a grave error! Ow! Oh, that hurt me.

I'm scared. I'll just hit it a couple times and get ready to run. Wait.

Does this do damage to me? I'm… ow! The lava hurts!

The lava hurts! Foolish, watch out! Ow!

I'm losing all my health. I should have known better. Ow!

Oh, that was a terrible mistake. I just lost three of my hearts 'cause of that! But I'm doing some damage back to it as well.

Come on, I just need to beat the final boss! Here it is. The $100k comes down to this!

I can do this. I can do this. Oh, God.

What is it doing now? What is that? If I was you, I’d hope that it’s not going all the way around with that thing.

Wait. No, no, don't go all the way around. Don't go all the way around.

Oh, no! Oh, please! Stop!

Stop! Ooh, okay! Noted.

I will not let the giant death laser beam hit me. Oh, but this might. No, please don't, please don’t!

Oh, God! Oh, I barely got out of that. This is way tougher than all the other bosses.

Please! Ah! It has a laser head!

Oh, gosh! I need to hit it. I can hit it now while it's distracted.

Oh, please. I have a feeling this thing doesn't want me to win $100k! Wait but you have it down to less than half of its health.

I'm down a few hearts as well, though. I need to be careful. What is that?

It’s doing something different. Ow! Oh, I made a mistake.

I got hit. Oh, no! It's attacking again.

This thing's relentless. It doesn't stop attacking for one second. Look, man, you showed up to it, its island.

Hey, Mr Boss, we can talk this out! What if we split the $100k even 50-50? -Oh, God.

-Oh, what is that? He wants it all. He wants it all to himself.

The columns… It's, it's like, more intense. -Oh! -He's scarier.

He got scarier. Foolish, you only have four hearts left! I need to beat him now.

He's powering up. I don't know if you noticed, man, but it's getting much harder. I have noticed.

I have actually taking notice of that. He's, like, glowing and getting angrier, but his eyeball still remains! I just have to focus on the eyeball.

Oh, no. He's gonna focu-- What is that? The death laser!

Ow! The hotter this volcano gets, the stronger he becomes. Oh, this is terrible.

We're, like, even health right now. There's uh… I think, Foolish, it's so close. If you beat it, it might come down to a half of a heart, man.

Oh! Oh, that's so big! Oh no!

I got trapped in the fire! You have two hearts left! I have a heart and a half!

No! I got trapped! I was so close!

It just… It just overwhelmed me. I thought I was strong enough. I don't think anybody's going to blame you for losing to this lava golem.

That being said, unfortunately, Foolish, you lost the $100,000 PC. That's devastating. I was so close.

I was so close. Guys, comment down below if you guys think that we should give him another chance to win it. -Yeah!

Yeah, yeah! -Don't forget to subscribe. We'll see you guys in the next one!