Hey, look at this, they're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. Um, that paper's two weeks old. Alright, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?
I really wanted to take Kathy to this. I can't believe I missed it. Hey, you know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with.
I hate being alone this time of year. Next thing you know, it'll be Valentine's Day then my birthday, then bang! Before you know it, they're lighting that damn tree again.
Oh, I want somebody. You know? I want a man.
[sighs] I mean, it doesn't even have to be a big relationship. You know, just like a fling would be great. Really?
I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. Well, let me tell you something. It's been a long time since I've been flung.
Well, I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. You know what? There are some nice guys at my office.
- You want me to set you up? - Yeah. Wait a minute.
It's been a long time that I've been single. How come you've never offered this before? Well, I have a girlfriend.
I'm, I'm happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy. Okay.
No accountants. Oh, and no one from, like, legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs.
Oh, and Ross was, like, what? A lion tamer? - Hey!
- Hey. What's wrong, Mon? Everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
- Uh. - Thought I was making headway. Everyone was smiling at me all day and then I'd get off work and find out that they wrote this on my chef's hat.
Hey, maybe they meant to write, "Quiet, bitch. " Hey, honey, what's the matter? Fine, just trying to be nice.
