The Animated Movie Of All Time | Ice Age: Continental Drift

Blue Sky has always been a very odd studio when it comes to animation. I mean, what? Okay, they made the they made the first Ice Age, then they made the one with Fanny, a couple Rios, a Charlie Brown, and uh Horton Heroes a who >> point is they've always had a bit of a tarnished legacy post Disney Fox buyout, shuttering their doors back in 2021 and leaving their legacy untarnished. Knock it off. But with Ice Age 6 rapidly approaching in like a year and a half from now, a film that's going to be so good

they replace Star Wars for it. I still can't believe that that's [ __ ] hysterical. I'm the >> scraps nutty adventure on the Nintendo Switch. >> I thought what better time than to continue the trilogy. The three more insane and ludicrous Ice Age films out of their entire pentology. We did Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Now it's time for Continental Drift, [ __ ] However, before we get into it, I'd like to take a minute to talk about today's sponsor, Fume, who are leading the charge into habit-breaking alternatives to the pure cringe that is vaping. Choosing

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grab yours today. Thanks again to Fume for sponsoring. Let's get back into Captain Gut and his merry men. So, our film starts out with a 20th Century Fox intro, and we see the Blue Sky intro, which looks like a Wii commercial, and then we immediately get to see our boy Scrat right off the bat with outdated 3D visuals. You're you're winning my heart over movie. Then this happens, and it's really good. And Scrat falls down. Okay. Okay. Yeah, he falls down the whole like like Delta Rune or something. I something or other. I I don't

really know. What's up, my mammals? This is Sid the Schllo from the movie Ice Age and we're about to do this new dance, the continental drift. Move it out and do the [ __ ] Take it back and do the [ __ ] Crisscross and do the men. Crisscross and do the men. Now jump, jump, wiggle your and walk it out like granny. >> Manny's dead. Wait, I'm Manny. What? But finally, Scrat lands on the giant orb of wisdom. And then we get the iconic part of the movie where Scrat's just trying to get his

acorn and that results in some like planetary like event that just destroys the entire world. But eventually when he grabs his nut, he gets Mr. Fantastical. But eventually, our boy gets shot into outer space, which teases the next awesome sequel. But when he falls back down, he gets caught up in our awesome title card. But now we go over to Manny and his iconic family, the the new one, not the dead one. [Music] But we learned that Peaches has snuck off into the falls in order to meet her iconic posi. And Manny's all mad because

he's mad and stuff. And then we cut to Peaches who's grown up like 16 years since the last movie and is now voiced by Izzy Hawthorne from Lightyear. Also Jerome's daughter from Family Guy that he didn't like when Chris dated. Then they did the song about the white people we gave you. Breaking Bad. >> Yeah. I need to find something a cartoon apple would wear. >> Now she's running around with a new bestest friend, Louis the Molehog. I'm a molehog. My head's supposed to be underground. I'm trying to save the world, you cracker. >> But

then our boy Manny comes on in with a save. >> She's uh not alone, sir. You don't count, Weni. >> And then Peaches gets taken away by your favorite lunch. And then we get to Diego, who's all confused when he sees the Earth's tummy start to rumble. >> Uh Spider-Man would be able to take this formula and regenerate the people in his life that had died that Captain Stace would come back even bigger in episode 3. And I was like, "Let's go." >> And then we get this awesome moment that transpires in the movie. And

then we see the iconic bob sled sloth gang as several things happen and Diego just gets straight up abused again. >> But then eventually Diego's got to rush on in to save the mammoth clan and he just barely does his man. He gets smothered by Uncle Fungus. That's his real name. But then we find out that all these characters are the family of the one Sid the sloth. And also I need to say this right now. Somehow I went the entirety of Dawn of the Dinosaurs and all that and my entire life not knowing that

Sid is voiced by the guy who was Luigi in the 80s Mario movie. I've never been more disappointed in myself than when I found that out like like a few months ago. All the wasted years of not knowing this iconic connection. >> Go Mario. >> Oh yeah, he was also Bruno. Bye. Oh, also Sid's dad is one of the network executives in the Muppets 2011. He He's the one that like He's the one that says it in a different language and the muppets think he said yes. That means no. >> Waka waka. Who wants to

hear a funny ass joke? >> But they say they wanted to come on over and have Granny spend some time with Sid as she's she ain't got much longer. And Granny here is like is like you know top five characters in all the fiction by the way. Just just explain that for you now. But as Sid takes Granny away in order to solve the overpopulation problem. The rest of the gang just heads on out like okay not [ __ ] [ __ ] Sid I guess. Jesus Christ. abandoned him twice. Jesus. More money probably went

into like modeling Uncle Fungus than like most people make in a year. Just think about that. But our boys got to break it to Sid that his family despises him in every single aspect of his existence. Also, Granny's just gone. She is out here. And as our three boys are out looking for Granny's house, >> man, he catches a whiff of some tom foolery running a muck as Peaches looks over at the falls and holy crap, it's him. I like that time where Drake got his feet surgically turned into mammoth feet because he lost his

orange flip-flop and couldn't accept the fact that he couldn't wear it anymore. >> It's a flip-flop, Carrie. A flipflop? Ew. >> Yeah, but then Drake Mammoth is watching this deer thing trying to jump the Springfield Gorg. Oh, yeah. And then Crash and Eddie are spying for Manny like the Chinese. Also, Peaches, who by the way has these like like those strips of hair that girls have like on the front of their face like sometimes. How come the blonde woolly mammoth is wearing Ugg? How the [ __ ] did they give a wooy mammoth Ugg boot?

>> Something all white girls want. >> Oh, >> and she caught Nai Joe's all over the place. Uh-huh. Eventually taking out Drake Mammoth and saving the innocent. And then this shot, this this a good shot. I will say that. And then Peaches gets grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Go to your room for life. >> Can I please get Ice Age 4 Continental Drift on DVD? >> No. >> Oh yeah. And then they get into the iconic argument between parent and and child in

animated movie where it's like, I wish you weren't my parent. Also, then Ellie comes in and says, it's not the end of the world. But then the ramifications of Scratch's nut-hungry attitude come to bite him in the ass. And the entire continent starts breaking apart as Manny and the gang are trapped in a sheet of ice. All right, everybody get into a funny poster when they dig us out to have a good laugh. And eventually, Jesus [ __ ] Christ, they are not surviving this one. And eventually, the OG gang gets thrown into the ocean.

And when they all arrive, they have an iconic 2010's character water texture, meaning that they're just shiny as all hell. >> And then Manny looks out in horror as the Marvel rivals destructible wall physics make it so the game takes 15 hours to load. >> Don't give them another inch. >> And then Peaches is like, "Man, this is all my fault. If I didn't argue with my dad, the entire world wouldn't be splitting apart right now." And Peaches is like, "We got to find Louis. We got to find like iconic character Louis." Oh, Louis Dawkins

back again. And then she finds him and she's like, "You got to jump, man. You got to jump." and Peach just catches him. So now he's not going to die, I think. But natural selecting, natural selection is still a [ __ ] Lewis, don't get attached to this character. He does nothing in the next movie. He's in one shot because Josh Gad was too busy being Chuck. And now the gang are trying their damn hardest to turn the boat around. And Diego's like, "Hey, you know how the ocean works. This ain't going to work, Buster

Rooney." And she's like, "It's okay, guys. We're going to have smooth sailing from now on." And then they get Amelia Airhearted. >> Holy crap. Get crabs. Yeah. Yeah. Mhm. And as they fend off Shaolis, they end up falling into a waterfall. Dude, it don't go down. It do go down. Oh, [ __ ] Mr. Krab's friend dies in the movie, it's just not fair to the little guys. And then as our gang is awakened from their slumber and Manny's all sad, the other two idiots are like, "Well, we made it through that. We We can

face anything together as a family." >> Fantastic. >> And then Granny shows up and she's just swell. >> Pretend I'm a dessert. That should motivate you. >> But then Granny falls into the ocean blue as we get Asmin Gold's first bath in 15 years. And Sid gets thrown in to save her, but she doesn't reciprocate his kindness. And as the camera pans out, we see Scrat rushing over to Bikini Bottom. And as he sees a dead rat pointing towards the ocean, that's pretty cool. He sticks his head underneath the waves and sees. [Music] So he

conducts a plan to use a big old rock to sink to the bottom of the sea. But unfortunately, he did not account for ocean pressure. So now our boy's at the bottom of the sea, and he's got Ariana Grande physique. But our boy does find his nut. But it's not his nut. It's a map. >> There be treasure. There's a hole in the bottom of the sea. >> And that map supposedly leads to nut heaven, I think. So, he starts on his merry little way, but gets caught by Marlin. And he gets pulled on up

and now he's the Spider-Man that's on the front of the Disney cruise ship that they're making. Imagine boarding a cruise ship and trusting your life on a cruise that has the whatifman suit on the front of the goddamn ship. Dude, you're going to die. >> And then he cuts a man who's crashing out over the sides of the Pacific Ocean. >> M, that's a little salty. And the gang do see a bird and they're like, "Hey, wait a minute. We're safe." That is until our blue-footed booby heads over to his scallywag crew. And he tells

this mysterious figure that he's got several mammals plumped for the taking as they shoot their giant skull things into the boat and start the boarding process. And as we see, our hearty crew of gold. Jesus Christ. Yeah. These generational awakening characters just keep getting worse and worse every time. Yeah. And then there's this rabbit guy who shows up and I'm just going to peel the band-aid off now. He's voiced by Dorkly Tails. >> Whoa. Hey, what's going on? Where you taking me, Sonic? You son of a [ __ ] >> Then we get introduced to

the one and only Captain Gut, who's played by Peter Dinklage. Look, there's two Peter Dinklage characters in my videos. One more in route. And then Peter Dinklage is like, "You guys want to go back to the continent?" Well, good luck because your asses ain't going nowhere until iconic character Mr. Flynn tells him the exact route to get there because he's a stupid idiot. He doesn't understand the Peter Danage code of law. That was not in the script. I just went off there. Excuse me, Heavens. Excuse me, Means. If it wasn't for Tyrone swooping in and

stealing my kill, I would have gotten this [ __ ] quest done. It's a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Give me that rad. Give me that truck. >> Oh yeah. Uh this this character, Mr. Flynn, uh he's played by liveaction Gobber. >> There is no home. >> But then the gang start to get bombarded with the pirates. And then there's this badger thing that turns into a pirate flag. And he's voiced by Sanjay Dad again. Why does this keep happening to me? >> If you get lost, we meet by the Huggle

Bunny stage. Oh yeah. >> Or face my fury. >> Or face your furry. What? >> Too far. >> Too far. >> I guess I couldn't have made this at a better time because the the night before I'm recording this, the new episode of Alien Earth came out. I I didn't watch it, but like apparently >> face my fury. >> What What could What in God's name could the context be in this? It's time to play with Nick Jr. When kids hang out with the Griffins, they learn new. >> And then the gang are all taken

out one by one. And one final ice ball gets the mammoth man knocked the hell out. And as he awakens, he's been tied down to the poop deck. Also, Scrat's here. There's like the one time per movie that Scrat's allowed to like interact with the main gang. Everybody gets one. Also, I wish I can go back in time, not to stop any sort of events from happening, but so I can go back to 2012 and see this in real 3D on a movie theater screen. And that Captain Gut extends his hands towards the man. And

we get Marvel fans waiting for Doomsday to come out. >> I bet you're feeling lost, scared, confused. >> And then we get Captain Gut's iconic sea shanty for the ages. I mean, it's a great song, but some of the lyrics just kind of don't really make any sense. >> Granny wants to get you. Granny wants to kill you. Na na. Granny wants to get you. Granny wants to kill you. >> But then he does a bad touch all over Sid. Sid, can you please point on the doll where Captain Gut touch? >> That's funny. You're

a funny guy. But then after some light threatening from Captain Gut, they're all about ready to walk the plank as iconic characters Sid the Sloth and Granny are get but they're about to get they're about to get flown overboard. But meanwhile, Manny and Diego the Explorer are plotting and scheming. >> But Dad, we're plotting and scheming. >> And Diego loosens the wires on the big stick that's holding the piece of rock together, which initiates a combat mission between Manny and Captain Gut, where it becomes your average Ice Age movie every 20 minutes where they have

to be in some life or death situation, but Captain Gut does take the plunge. But then as the gut squad are sitting on their broken land mass, these bastards just ditched Jennifer Lopez Tiger. What the hell? I would do the same. But still, what the hell? I sat through the entire the entirety of the American Music Awards that Jennifer Lopez hosted this year simply so that I could see Sam Half at Hasbot Hotel on the screen and it'd be really funny. And those bastards just never even mentioned it. They never even announced that award at

the show. I hope you never find your stupid smurf at Rihanna daughter. You ingrown piece of land lover blubber. But just as she's about to go under, Manny comes in with a clean save. >> Don't call me kitty. >> Kitty. >> And we go back to Ellie. And oh my god, I forgot she was in this movie. And the iconic characters, Crash and Eddie die. I'm going be honest. I I I I never really like those two. Is that a hot take? Thank god they never got their own spin-off movie on Disney Plus. What the

hell was this thing? I never even saw this character before, but I'm just assuming she's voiced by Phoebe Roller Bridge. But then Peaches is looking out in the stars where Drake Mammoth comes on in to talk to teenagers again. He's talking to her and he's like, "Hey, why don't you walk with me tomorrow? We could just hang out. Jesus Christ, he's a monster. When will we learn?" But then he tells her she should get rid of the Josh Gad Mohawk. And she's like, "Oh, okay. Yeah, screw that guy, but [ __ ] bitch." >> Oh,

yeah. And Ellie was overseeing this whole thing and she's like, "Hey, don't let this random predator change who you are, okay?" And then Peach just doesn't even want to come up and sleep with her tail in the tree like a possum. That that that means she's turning evil. >> I'm turning evil. >> And then we cut to the next morning of our scallywag crew and Sid's asking Granny why exactly nobody wanted them. This guy's only allowed to play animated characters who has a family that just [ __ ] hates them for no reason. Also, then

Scratch shows up. You're only supposed to have one per movie. This is [ __ ] You're breaking ranks, Ranger. Thankfully, our favorite mammoth sees land and starts pedaling for the hills. And then they all sit on the land and they all become parched and drained as city a bunch of bees. >> Hold on. I got to change out of my be suit. >> Oh yeah. Then Jennifer Lopez Tiger runs away and Diego's got to chase after her. And yeah, but then Dennis Liry kicks her ass and then he realizes that they're in Switchback Cove the

way home. Also, Cabs and Guts here and now he's the proud owner of like 500 rodent men. Dude, imagine being like a like a hamster at Petco or something and you like you're like a $30 hamster. Imagine the dominant species on this planet dubbing you less value than a new 3DS game. These people are [ __ ] sick. And as the three amigos look out of the ship, they realize that they're going to have to take it in order to get home. And then Jennifer Lopez Tiger's like, "You guys are stupid as hell." But then

we get to hear the awesomeness of the rodent population of East Lenublar. Also, it's funny cuz the guy who does like the squeaks and all the noises for these guys is the deli owner from Spider-Man Homecoming. This movie's cast is [ __ ] incredible. >> Best sandwiches in Queens. >> But then Manny realizes that both their clans have the same goal of overturning Peter Dinklage. It's not that hard. He weighs like 50 pounds. After Manny's failed negotiations with the tenants of the island, Sid decides to try his hand at saying juju words like in the

second movie. But somehow it magically works and they got a group of warriors to lay down their lives for Diego. But then as we cut to night, we get a very awesome scene between Diego and Jennifer Lopez Tiger. And Diego's like, "Hey, at least they didn't leave my pack to join a murder pos of pirate people. I got Ray Romano's side, you bitch." >> Hello everybody. Ray Romano here with some big news. >> Are you pregnant? >> And he also does point out that Captain Gut just kind of left her to die, which is no

bueno in the Ice Age world. And as we get to the next day, we see Manny training the recruits to fighting Nom. And everyone gets their orders in line as Sid and Granny are tasked with untying the ship until we see that Jennifer Lopez Tiger's making a break for it as she lands on the Captain Gut vessel and tries to warn of the incoming attack. But Gut is just pissed the Jennifer Lopez Tiger didn't sink her fangs into Gaspacho. And now iconic character Mr. Squint is the first mate. This is awesome character development for Mr.

Squint. Oh yeah, and all the rodents then begin their assault with Manny close behind ready to kick ass. And as they all rush into battle, Diego take some time to free the prisoners. As Sid and Granny untie the boat and they can't mess it up. God [ __ ] damn it, you absolute ret this awesome barrier which makes them paralyzed. >> That's right, Mario. You get over here and you wipe my ass. >> Whilst the nut gang tries to converge on the rodent, man. Oh, and I got an email. My My iPad did the noise.

That means I got an email. Let's see what it is. Holy [ __ ] I got a discount, dude. All right. Hold on. Hold on, dude. No way. But then they all immediately make a break for it, leaving Manny as the sole survivor. That is until he gets decapitated. But it's okay. He's just a melon. And meanwhile, the ship's about to hit open water and they got to catch it fast as Sid gets whacked in the head 56 times and becomes double paralyzed. And then we get this good. This I guess a good moment. And

as they all jump on the ice thing, Peter Dink calls the sky wells in for support, knocking them off, but inadvertently sticking them onto the ship. You goddamn idiot. >> Wave us dumbass. >> And just as the AO is about to hop on, he gets JLo. And as Manny's trying his damn hardest to hold the ship back, he's like, "Come on, come with us, you dumb idiot." And she's like, "Okay." Hey, but then she instead makes Peter Dinklage fall like he slipped on a cartoon banana peel. I am in support of this. Also, I like

this shot. I like it. You can see Sid paralyzed in the bow for a few frames. That's good. This like the girl from the rescuers movie. This is the end for Sid the Claw. They're actually trying to get Captain Stacy to come back even bigger. And as all the weasels get to live, that's pretty cool. Captain Gut gets all pissed off because he's been stolen from one too many times. So, he decides to break off a tier of the Mario 64 iceberg and use it as a second ship. And then he's like, "Get your sorry

carcasses on this ship now before I have you replaced, too." Though, he does give us this baller ass line. >> I'll have a tiger skin hanging on my wall. I don't care who's >> though. Right after he does the iconic animated movie, I'm going to destroy Blank instead of I'm going to kill Blank. >> I will destroy him. >> Ice Age 4 remaining on top. Boys, >> I have this like tin pokeball. Uh, I wonder what happens if I put the mic like under it and just like, you know. Yeah. [Music] But after they leave,

we do get some awesome scrap visuals and he tries his ding darn best to achieve flight, but God was not on his side today. And afterwards, we do get some awesome Crash Netty shenanigans, which are epic and funny. And then Josh Dad Molehog, he's like, "Why are you Star Wars fans so complacent in everything that Disney puts out? We're very, very stupid." And then afterwards, Peaches is hanging out with Drake Mammoth and Nicki Minaj Mammoth and the other Mammoth. And they're asking Peaches, "Why why are you friends with the stupid molehog man?" And she claims

to not be friends with him, but gets caught in 8K. I I love the cinematography. And Peach is all sad, but doesn't matter because there's a cave. Now they're going to end up all like And then afterwards, Peaches is all like, "God damn it, Drake. I [ __ ] hate you. Stop talking to minor. I love my family. We eat mustard with ketchup every night." Dude, there there are two Pokemon Hershey kisses left in this bag. There's Slowpoke and War turtle. If I eat both of them instead of just one, like turn into big fat

nutty professor. He's going through the city. He's chicken. Is Daddy O5 going to respond to allegations like we are not your ordinary Batman? And then we cut to night time where the gang's sitting there all paralyzed and having fun. But then they're all making fun of Diego because he's in love with Jennifer Lopez Tiger. # sell the Bat Fleck movie to Netflix. And as Diego looks out into the horizon, he sees none other than Jennifer Lopez Tiger. How could this be? And Sid comes over and he sees a lovely little sloth lady. And then Granny

comes over and >> come to me, Granny. >> Come, Granny. And then finally, Manny comes over and he sees Peaches and Ellie in the distance. And Jesse's about to go over there. Ellie's like, "You're right, Manny. You've been right about everything." And he's like, "A woman would never say that." >> Manny. Manny. >> Dude, that's Ellie.exe. Run away. No. No. I don't want to play with you. >> And worst of all, he went to school and got a degree in engineering. But they were just sirens and now May's trying to get them the hell away.

>> Swim with me. [Music] >> [ __ ] merch render ass pose. And just as they're about to get their smooch on May puts the kibash on it, at least one person's life trajectory was changed because of this one gag. I want you to know that. >> But of course I know him. He's me. >> And just as they make it out of the way, the siren sees Scrat and they bring back God [ __ ] damn it. Leave me alone, woman. And then he sees the beautiful floating nut item after his teammate got downed.

But then he decides he's going to smash it into the ground to give a traumatic experiences which he then pays for with his life. Also, Scrat can run on water. I I think I might be Jesus. >> Spread the word that he loves us. >> Your move, Fry. >> But then we cut to Granny who's throwing food overboard to her imaginary pet, Precious, who I don't think I've mentioned this entire Yeah, she's she she got she got an imaginary pet called Precious. Precious's pillow fort. Can't you throw imaginary food to your imaginary pet? >> But

then our gang see Landho, which means they're almost to Ellie Island as Queen Latifah's walking past the big mountain from the crud. Also, the Mohawk man is sad and Peaches is like, I feel bad about what I did to him. I sort of told him he had the same worth as whenever they promised they're going to release the Also, the land bridge is completely gone. So now they're trapped and they're going to die. So there's there's that also. I guess that that's going on. It's pretty cool. Why the hell don't they just use their symbio

wings to fly over the ocean? Are they stupid? But then the boys come home and they're like, "Oh god, no. Oh, please. Jesus, no. Peaches and Ellie, no. And Manny and Co think they're all gunners until he sees peaches in the distance. >> Welcome home, Daddy. >> But he's got the entire posy all tied up and ready for cooking. So Manny decides to hand himself over in exchange for their heads. Except Ruby Gilman says, "Nuh-uh." And now he's going to kill all of them until >> Let the mammoth go, wiener. >> You put her down.

>> Then Gut orders the Sanjay dad flag badger to hand over his weapon until what? What? What? What? What? What? What? Where on Christ's green earth did he get that? We saw Buck in the beginning of the film. He is alive and well and he's kicking Rudy's ass. Where the hell did he get Buck's knife from? Wait, wait a second. He had the knife in his hand when we saw What the [ __ ] I do like this part though. And calamity ensues as Manny breaks free and they got Granny and Sid quarter until she

goes fresh ass. Fresh ass want. Damn it. And then it turns out that the old hag was right all along and it's like Avatar 2 in this [ __ ] But then it's sitting granny hop into Precious's mouth. The fighting continues outside as Ellie gets saved by Jennifer Lopez Tiger. >> Silly rabbit. Piracy doesn't pay. >> You would not download a pirate ship, you [ __ ] queen. Granny and Sid are looking through the precious hole at the mammoth squad. Okay, it really is just Avatar 2, I guess. Jesus. And then Sid starts sniping each

and everyone with a new precious mythic. And just as he's about to get squished by the avalanche, Captain Gut shows back up. What the hell was he doing this whole time? Where where was he? They can only get Peter Dinklage on set so much. They only had so many books for him to stand on. But it doesn't matter though because Peach just hits him with a Spider-Man swing. But just as our family is about to make the getaway, Captain Gut was ready to kick Manny's ass again. I Yeah. And we get this baller ass moment

where they're fighting on this Smash Bros. ass stage. And Manny's blocking his swords with his tusk and it's so goddamn cool. And our bro gets hit with a home run bat and gets smashed to a brick wall. And just as Manny's about to get flattened, he gets caught up with Precious. >> Who says old ladies can't drive? Let's just lay low for a minute until we can find her. >> Then Captain Gut wakes up on the brick of ice in the siren world and the clamshell opens and it's a monkey girl and she goes, "Captain

Gut." He's like, "That's me." And he dies. That's That's cool. We got got Captain Death scene. It was done with honor, so we're good. And the Manny family get their happy reunion time as we get Sid Adventure DX. And Jennifer Lopez Tiger says she's going to come with their crew. I don't really give a [ __ ] I give more [ __ ] about the stupid molehog Josh Gadman than you, Jennifer Lopez. God, [ __ ] I showed her right there. But everybody does realize, oh wait, our entire home and four movies worth of stuff.

It's all gone. So they get on a boat like Noah's Arc and they head on over to a place that has all the gophers, I guess. Wait, no, wait, no, this isn't I just realized this is not the same place from earlier cuz all the all the gophers left. Where the [ __ ] are they? Why is there a Statue of Liberty gopher? Why? And then, man, it's like when I get off this ship, I expect both of you to have fun. You're a brave kid, Wiener. >> Then Drake Mammoth once again's trying to hang

out with the underage mustard mammoth. The horror. He gonna open up his sister location plates and show her his endoskeleton. Oh, and then Granny gets fake teeth from Sid. I don't know where the hell he got them, but yeah. Now she looks like scary FNAF analog horror thumbnail. >> Then we cut to our ending Scrat adventure where our man's finally found the most massive nut of them all. And he washes ashore and finds Patrick Stewart, Scrat, and a Toga. >> Welcome, brother. I really like how their later films just like have the scrat subplots be

like average Brian and Stewie subplot you and as all the nuts are too much for Scrat to handle. He starts destroying everything like a mongrel and our man just goes absolute ham, dear lord. And Patrick Stewart's like, "No, Raj, above all his baseless desire. Listen to me. I played the [ __ ] in the emoji movie. I know what I know what I'm talking about." And then Scrat undoes the drain and every person on Earth dies because of him. Scrat post-apocalypse theory is true. And then we get the best part of the franchise. Unironically, hands

down, not even a [ __ ] competition whatsoever. This is the most animated movie song ever made. It shows all the cast members and all and all the kids in the audience aren't going to recognize any of them. And they're all dancing after I killed the main bad guy in the movie. And it's got the iconic. There you go. There's Ice Age Continental Drift. This movie is every animated movie ever. I swear every possible animated movie cliche is present in this. It's it's to a tea. Let's go through a list I prepared, shall we? We

have all the celebrity castings ever. Generic pop song with baseless lyrics. The iconic I was only trying to protect you, followed by the I wish you weren't my parent moment. The main villain just outright dying at the end. And right after that, we have an awesome dance party segment. Jennifer Lopez. The cast being so bloated by now with so many sequels. Good guy misses the bad guy and they argue back and forth about it. characters saying destroy instead of kill. The characters all tied up and then one random good guy just goes let them go.

I could go on and on and so forth and all that. However, implying this movie is anything but a hood classic would be a disservice to every religion on this planet. It's just such a simple classic little time capsule from a bygone era where this is what dominated kids media and not this. [Music] >> You like being dead. >> That's what they said about being alive. And [ __ ] that one kid who was leaving the theater after Jurassic World Rebirth and said that movie was too long. That [ __ ] barely broke 2 hours.

We are [ __ ] Like this movie has every cliche ever. I I It's insane to me. And yet after all that, it really doesn't feel generic at all. All the characters are as good as ever. I mean the dynamic of the main three is just so perfect. Like there's a reason we have a pentology soon hexology of these movies. They're all so perfectly compiled to work off each other. Plus, Captain Gut and the whole pirate idea was lit and awesome as hell. I like how his head looks like a pirate hat. That's funny. Plus,

all the other new characters are awesome. Like, Granny steals the show. If you hate Granny, I hate you on a personal level. Also, Jennifer Lopez Tiger does a good job of being Jennifer Lopez Tiger. Plus, I really like the whole idea of Pangia being the big bad this time around. Like I said in the last video, I like how most of these movies are based off of some kind of like global extinction event. I know Pangia wasn't an extinction event, but go with me, please. Well, nor neither was the [ __ ] dinosaurs, but [

__ ] you. Wonder what they'll do for the next movie. It'll be like uh like uh they're going to bring back that [ __ ] baby. I swear to God. Oh, gracious God. Where am I? So many mammals. Where am I going to find Diego? Oh, man. The army's going to try to turn Bin Laden into a rob man. Oh my god, that's oomph. We follow each other on XD everything app. Diego, are you down there? Oh no. I think I wound up in the wrong movie. Hey, that guy knew Steve Irwin. Maybe he can

give us directions. Man, with bones like that, they're going to end up extinct. Oh god, precious. What happened to you? Have any of you guys seen Crash and Eddie? Hey yo, what the hell? The penguin people using McDonald's Halloween pail. You know, this guy looks like he might be having a meltdown. You're not fooling anyone, Diego. Go faster. Jesus God, Lord, Savior, and heaven above. Well, that sure was a fun little adventure. I hope the Disney shareholders enjoyed it as much as they have to keep me alive. Now to go home, boot up Disney Plus,

and watch every episode of The Acolyte back to back. By the way, when I was doing my thing where I talked about like, oh, this character in the in the movie is actually like this other character from this other thing. Yeah, I lied about one of them. Uh, have fun trying to figure out which one it was. But moving on from that, we got to talk about the video. Now, the year is 2012. You're in the first grade and the teacher that you turns on the Smartboard and she turns on that Go Noodle hype train

only for this to start blasting. >> What's up, my mammals? This is Sid the Sloth from the movie Ice Age. >> Can you please explain to me why the title of the video is called the Sid Shuffle? And yet Sid proclaims that the name of the dance is called the Continental Drift. I'm going to hurt a person tomorrow. Just look up Sid Shuffle on YouTube. It's gold. It's all It's all gold. >> Do the Sid. Then he'll say, "Take it back." >> And we're about to do this new dance, the continental drift. You got it.

Take it back. Oh yeah. My favorite part is when he goes and crisscross and do the money, crisscross and do the money. I really like how they gave all these kids around the world like Ice Age garb in order to promote the movie. These kids are a walking ad. They are a cog in the system. Scrat is not that goddamn big. I came here to kill you. Is it like really really bad to say that like every Captain Gut plush made for this movie looks like the Family Guy Jewish stereotype? I found this video where

it's like American Idol and it's this bit, you know. I'm just I'm I'm just going to play it, you know. >> Hello, >> Kira. I call up Jennifer Lopez, you know, like like with their modern iPhones from 2012 and they're looking for Jennifer Lopez Tiger and then she show What the [ __ ] is this? I also found this fully animated ad where they have Scrat and Sid promoting this soda making device, which is one of those things where like you add any beverage into like into like carbonated water and just makes it into a

soda, I guess. But there were four separate flavors of Manny soda crap you could have bought, I think. Then I found this Ice Age Continental Drift augmented reality app, which seems like it just like puts PGs of the character all over your photos and stuff. But all I'm saying, do not put on the Drake Mammoth mode and point the thing at your children. And I also found out that 20th Century Fox India posted this phony trailer where like they they parody The Dark Knight Rises. It was called The Dark Nut Rises and had Scrat It

had it's Scratman very close. And they photoshopped the nut helmet from that one scene and they just made it look like he's Batman. This is very good. But I will say they should they should have photoshopped the the the the shark to be Bane. >> Bane quintessentially is uh Latin X. >> What else we got? Uh Ice Age4 car. Yep. Ice Age 4 car. They had a promotion with this French car manufacturer called Pujo. Guys, I I think I may have butchered that name. And this ad where it was like your classic uh animated character

messing around with one of their cars in real life, but then they just had like another one that's like it's different, but it's like the same exact concept. They just did two separate scrat car ads. No time travel, no UG, no me care. They did have real ice age car though. I mean this is like I mean out of all the other cars, you know, I mean Mr. Flynn only appears on a car once per timeline. You got to make it worthwhile. They got some fruit snacks and some cereal based off the film. Very nice.

seems to have an ad on the box for a mobile game called Ice Age Village. It's like we're wait we're we're doing the cereal thing right now. >> Giggity giggity giggity goo. Stick around. >> I also found this foreign Nestle cereal that comes with Scrat ice launcher thing. I got a feeling the Scrat nut launcher was made unwillingly. And of course there's the McDonald's toys which are just absolutely swell. Yeah, they got pretty lazy with these ones and they all had this weirdass like Okay, this is going to be extremely specific, but I hope at

least one person understands this reference I'm making. mid to late 2010s era where every other collectible company was trying to make the next Funko Pop and they all failed miserably and nobody gave a crap. Yeah, that's that's the vibe I'm getting here though. These things did have a neat little gimmick where you can make a super dope awesome long pirate ship. That's that's kind of neat. I guess these were nostalgic as all hell though. I thought this was raw as [ __ ] when I was a kid. I was not wrong. Look at Manny here.

>> You can be the hero of the herd. >> I mean, yeah, we got some random crap besides that. Uh we got Ice Age Force uh car ice scraper thing. Got Ice Age 4 scr sleeping mask. I mean, pretty standard stuff really. I saved the best for last. Don't you worry, Buster. That being the absolutely massive bazooka candy promotion. I mean, they had Ice Age all over the candy wrappers and they had like, you know, that that that kind of pretty standard stuff. Scr baby Bottle Pop, you know, that kind of hood life. However, if

you went to candymania.com, you could play all kinds of ice age themed candy games. You had like this one where you had the three boys and they're like on a pirate ship and you gota you got to avoid the the the rocks and get the juicy drop pops. There's also this one which appears to be where you like you coerc Sid into shooting things with a baby bottle pop. I mean, there's probably other ones or something, but like I got I got crap to do today. I got to like I got to like refinance my

my pig farm. Also appears that they also did this stuff for Ice Age 3, but like sh Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ice Age 4 Pop Tropica promotion. Two games were made. Escape from Captain Gut and Granny's Bath coming July 2nd. That about wraps it up for Ice Age 4. What happens if I open my old 3DS a bunch next to the next to the microphone? Can you hear this? You can probably hear this. Ow, my finger. I I cut. Ah, I've gotten like three more emails in

the last like two seconds. Hold on, dude. Marvel Legends Fantastic 4 retro She-Hulk ship, dude. The next video I'm making is the Smurfs review. God help us. Let me Let me look at the dock right now. The dock is currently at 6 and 1/2 pages long of that's all just notes. 6 and 1/2 pages of notes. I fully mean this is going to be the biggest video I'll probably ever make. Like, dear God. I'm being fully genuine. I have invested tens of hours and hundreds of dollars into this video currently and I have I I've

not written a single word of the script yet. The damn thing's not even on digital yet. Jesus. I'm going to jangle my keys in front of the microphone now. There is a goddamn bug in my room. It has been like this for the past 30 minutes. This goddamn fly, it's like a horse fly. It's so goddamn big it will not shut up. I went out of the room to take a piss and it followed me into the bathroom and then it followed me back into the room. How did that even happen? They are evolving faster

than we know how to deal with them. Thank you to $15 a month ultra super mega patreon cad Nintendo glad stole of white. I didn't forget. But anyway, subscribe right now or uh uh I'm going to sell your mortgage to Captain Gut. [Music]