yes. it is finally time. pls watch. [Resident Evil Village]

Yes. Yes, I know, baby. I know. Just let me deal with them real quick and then I'mma get back to you. Okay. All right. You You just stay here. Look pretty. All right. Hey, everyone. How's it going? I can't tell you how excited I am to finally be bringing you Resident Evil Village. It's like a commercial. I made you guys a promise years ago, and today I fulfilled that promise. Welcome to Village. This was a monumental Undertaking. All right, this is basically a passion project at this point. I want to say 40 to 50 hours.

I stopped keeping track halfway through, but the point is I got two requests. All right, number one, please samurai, slice that like button. Number two, I know this is a super old game. You probably already seen it. Let the junk play in the background. You know, put it on before you go to sleep. Just let me play. All right, let me get my watch Time up after all of this work. All right, let's see. Anything else? I mean, essentially, you're getting a playlisted series all in one video. This is the longest video I've ever edited,

I've ever uploaded on my channel. Okay? We're talking seven different recording sessions, all edited as their individual videos, and then compiled into one. This isn't just like Cory Kinchin, bubble in the corner, Resident Evil footage all the way through. No, you're going to Find golden edits halfway through. All right? In the beginning, not too many in the end. All right? the last like 20% I was like locked in. Some of those boss battles like I wasn't even talking. Point is, you're going to have a great time. Uh, was that everything? Um, my next video is

definitely going to be short. Like, I've been wanting to play buckshot roulette, but I also been hearing a lot about schedule one. I don't know about that. We'll have to See. But Resident Evil 4, best believe that's also coming. See, I told y'all when I was gone, I wasn't just working on Monsters Re. I was recording as well. It's just I didn't have time to edit. But you're seeing a lot of stuff that I was working on in the background finally make its way to the light. Now, with that said, everyone kick back, relax, grab

a snack. That's coming back, too. And enjoy Resident Evil Village. See, I told you that wasn't Going to take long. Come here, baby. You know I'm busy. Come on. If I ever want, just open the door to tall cheeks. All right. Heal. Heal. Heal. Heal. Heal. Help. Help. Yes. Blue is dead. What? I don't know when you're seeing this. I don't know when this is going to be on YouTube for the world to see, but I just got one thing to say. Are you ready for me? For Years I have told you village was coming

and I had more than a few minor setbacks. In fact, we had some major setbacks. I had capture cards failing, loss of footage, every technical problem you could think of. Audio desync, video desync. I ran into them all. all. But I never lost hope because I knew that one day I would succeed. And today is that day. What's up? What's going on? Core Engineer and Welcome to Resident Evil Village. Rest easy knowing that the full game is here for your v for your v for your v for your viewing pleasure. Guys, welcome to village. Enjoy

your [Applause] stay. I like the typewriter. New game. Oh, no. Don't do it. No. No. Don't do it. Man, I ain't no p. Let's go. Next day, the mother was dead. Long ago, a young girl went with her Mother to pick berries for her father, who was hard at work. Wait, wait, let me get that. But the forest greeted them with a dark, cold silence. The bushes empty. Uhhuh. Yet determined to find the berries, the rascow broke free from mother's grasp and vanished into the trees, mother's worried cries faded fast as the girl ran on

over vine and under branch and into the forest deep. Feeling strange eyes upon her. The girl recalled mother's scary bedtime tales and her Throat became bone dry. Then the pat lord appeared. He greeted her warmly and bit his own wing. Come child quench your thirst. So she drank the thick dark blood and smiled with joy. Passing through the graveyard, menacing storm clouds loomed and the air turned bitingly cold. The girl was shivering in her thin clothes. Then a dark weaver appeared and with a clip of his fingers crafted mist into a beautiful dress. Come child,

warm Yourself, he coaxed. Herself and smiled with joy. They're getting something out of her. Across waters deep and ominous she went, hoping a boat she found would carry her home. But hunger's grip tightened and her heart grew heavy. Then the fish king appeared and offered. Guys, if anybody's trying to offer you something free in life, it's a trap. One of his many fins. Come, child, eat your fill. So the girl ate and smiled with Joy. She thought she was really continuing all of this for free. She soon entered the forest dark heart. Then an iron

ste appeared bearing a beautiful golden gear. The creature said nothing as the girl approached and snatched what she thought was another gift. Oh. The horse grew angry and summoned the other monsters. Terror filled the girl's heart as I would have tried to put it back like, "Hey, my bad." And the wild wind rose Around the beast. Suddenly, a witch appeared. Dark yet [Music] regal. Gifts we gave, but more you took. She snarled. These graphics. So more in turn is due. That baby's head is huge. In a blink, the girl was trapped inside a mirror. Oh,

there. Why are you reading my daughter? My newborn 2 week old daughter tales from The crypt slashsteeen king/deinks slash Why are you putting these dark thoughts into our daughter's brain? What is with the creepy story? She's only 6 months old. Village of Shadows. Isn't the diff that the difficulty we just picked? All right, I'm not going to pause again. Hold up. We could do photo mode. Hold up. Hold up. George said it was tra. Oh, trophy. Let's get it. Traditional a local tale. Besides, Rose doesn't seem to mind. Yes, because she doesn't understand it. Thank

God. We moved here so that she wouldn't have to deal with any of that. Remember? There's nothing wrong with my memory. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're just being paranoid. It's not Never mind. I'm sorry, but I'm not paranoid. I'm just cautious. Then go cautiously take your daughter to bed. You better cautiously watch how you Speak to me. I'll finish dinner. Freak you think you thought I done already saved you from the Baker residence. It's okay, Rose. Your mother doesn't want to remember, and I can't blame her. Welcome to the family. Did you say something? Huh? Nothing.

I'll put it out. Nothing. I just said, "Uh, welcome to the family, son." I bet like if they heard that phrase, they would all go into a traumatic fit. Like, imagine Ethan meets Mia's family and then her dad's like, "Welcome to the family, son." And then he just freaking What did you say? Freaking take out a magnum and blast her dad's head off too much. All right. Hey, little baby Rose. Don't get too close to me when I'm cooking. Babe, or else what? Got a little spunky feisty attitude. I'm going to have to Hey, what

are you doing, mister? I might have to deal with that attitude Later tonight. Yeah, dang. Look at the detail on this cardigan. I see you, Capcom. The freak. Baby just farted in my hands. Oh man. Make sure my game See, I'm I'm so traumatized from losing all my footage. Y'all going to see me look over at my game a lot. This is already going to be a 20our video, but got the license music. Our taste of music's definitely improved over the years. You mean mine has? Dang. She is just every opportunity trying to doodle on

me. Once you're a big girl, we'll have a drink together. Hurry up and put Rose to sleep, will you? I'm talking to my daughter. A She was Prago. Oh, Mia, what a miracle. Mom got you another new book. Miss Corey Kinch on the show. Uh uh. Where you go? I don't want to know. Uh uh. Don't call me bro cuz I'm not your bro. You will go to the store for me [Music] though. For me though, I'm looking for ammo. Like they're there. It's like I said to your mom, that book's too scary for you.

Your head is too big for all of that. Calm down. Oh, we're in the bathroom. All right. What does Ethan look like? We don't know. Your mom and I love this song so [Music] Much. Yeah. Okay. Rocking a baby. Oh, that's what Ethan look like. Okay. Almost there, honey. This baby's knocked out. Get in bed. There you go, sweetheart. Get in the bed. Don't you worry. I'll be right downstairs. Daddy won't let those weird fairy tale monsters get you. Put a blanket on Her, bro. No pajamas on this. This baby gonna be hot and cold

because it's no blanket. You got the socks on. Take the socks off. Like sheesh. What we got going on here? February 6, me and I had another fight. I mentioned what happened three years ago. Finally settle on our new life in Europe. Okay. Pardon me. Trapped in Louisiana. I know Mia doesn't like to talk about it. Shouldn't we face what Happened there? We owe her that much. Sounds like Mia just wants to forget everything. Rosemary Winters. Results for additional fungal pathogen tests will be provided by BSAA. Rose is fine. Nah, her mom's infected. The baby's

infected. It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you. Joseph Kendo, shout out Re. So, they got the nerve to put Ethan right there and block his face again. I Wish it could stay like this forever. Got a nice little crib here. She's asleep. Baby monitor. Hey, honey. What you cooking? Is she okay? Sleeping like a like a baby. She said it's the best you could do. H. That smells good. What's that? Oh, hands off, mister. It's cha de lagum. It's a local recipe. Uh, now that it's contaminated native, haven't you? Local wine, too.

But if you're going to keep sulking all evening, maybe you shouldn't have any. Well, like, you really have to stop worrying. It's just finding you in Louisiana, pregnancy, Chris moving us here, military training. It all happened so fast, you know. Well, at least we're all together. You, me, Rose. Now everything's going to be seriously think we can just forget about what happened in Louisiana. It happened So long ago. I just I don't understand why you are so Oh. Oh. Mia, get down. Did she not? Oh, Mia. Did she? She still got her powers clearly cuz

she did not care that she got shot. Mia. Oh god. Chris, what the hell? Sorry, Ethan. No. Oh, what? Why? This is a Call of Duty Mission. Do you? That felt so Call of Duty. Sorry, Ethan. Go move. Oh, eggs ninjas. All clear. Rose, what the hell you doing with my daughter? Package secure, sir. Package. Take him away. I said get your hands off her. Ethan, no. Does that really sound like Chris? Get him out. Did they do something wrong? Why is Chris acting like this? You take a man's baby from him. Uh, no context.

I got to kill you, Chris. What? Hey, doc. Hello, Mr. Winters. I've got your daughter's results back, and I'd like you to come in to talk about them. How about next Thursday, 4:00? No problem. We'll be there. That was the dock. Doc, she'll see us next week. Hey, now you're rocking positively. All right, we talked about this. I know. We hardly talk about anything else. I'm going to divorce. I keep telling you it's not Rose that I'm worried about. Well, then what are you worried about? Look, she's going to be fine. I just know it.

What else matters? We matter. Ethan, you matter. You just What are you talking about? Is there something you're not telling me? Come on, talk to me. I'm not answering it. Damn it. I have to take this. What up, Bozo? What? I don't see what the issue. Well, obviously me is like hiding something or doesn't want Ethan to worry so much. I mean, obviously, Jesus, the baby's infected. About damn time. What's your status? Is the package safe? What are you talking about? Where's Chris Redfield and Rose? Who is this? This is a secure channel. You are

not. So, uh, how the hell happened? How do we get out here? What happened? This doesn't look like a car accident. Brother's Wait, is he burnt up? Mission objectives. Eliminate target. Recover body. Secure Rosemary and Ethan. Move the two Winterses to sight seat. Dude fell out the car with orders in his hand. All right, we can't sprint. That's annoying. Hello. Oh No, I hear animals scadaddling. Can I R3 to crouch? Oh, that's going to take some time. Bro on the first object. Now you got tetanus. Hello. Oh, they didn't took the spaghetti out the bird.

All the birds. Okay. [Music] [Music] What is going on in this town? I just saw a naked booty. Somebody naked ran out in front of me. We're on a bridge, bro. I'm glad I got a flashlight. Can I go in here? Hello? Anyone here? Oh, we don't crouch with circle. Okay. The sound is so 3D in this game, man. It really sounds Like it's stuff in my room. Garlic. Oh, nah. I see this immediately. I'm calling Goku. Uh, why am I just opening this now? I'm about to turn around and get bodied. Oh, somebody is

active. Dude, where are we even at right now? And why are we walking in our houses? Oh no. What's h What happened to his hand? Is that That's just the blood right on the floor. What did all this? So, somebody came in the house right after me and busted a hole through the wall. Oh, wow. Oh. Oh, wow. Where the hell am I? Narnia, buddy. No, we're in freaking uh Lothric. Yeah, freaking Lothric from Dark Souls 3. All right, let's uh proceed with caution, obviously. I said with caution. With caution. Why are they playing games

for me? Who body just got dragged away? Oh, all the eggs. Oh, now this is a waste. What's up with all the goheads? knife. Hey. Hey, look at him. First aid med. We about to get active. Y'all ready To block? Perry. Yeah, he No. No. Friendly. Friendly. Who are you? Who sent you? Nobody. There was an accident down the road. Hold your fire. I'm a human. What's going on? This looks real as heck. Oh, he looks scared. Oh no, they're coming. Who? Who is What the hell was that? Do you have a gun? What? Give

me tell me I have a gun. No. Why would I? Yes, sir. Take it. Take it. The freak is wrong with you, Ethan. Oh, this little Ethan is kind of It's like I don't know. Oh no. A dead body. A dead body. Wait, there's more. Oh, what? Jesus Christ, bro. He looked the same as the other dude that I just Walked by. Can I move? The hell is wrong with this place? Uh, what's that? Uh oh my go first eight. First eight. Oh my. What was that? This is so scary, dude. What the [Music] heck?

Oh, do I got a knife? What do I got? All right. All right. Let's get to it. Let's Get to it. Oh, this dude. This dude is in a matrix. This dude is in a matrix. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help me, bro. Oh, I got to follow up. Why do this gun sound so quiet? Block, bro. What's up with these things, bro? Is there anywhere to go? Help. Help. Help. Help. Oh, I'm not ready for this. I am not ready for this. First of all, 20 second death animation. Huh? Like, I'm sitting here

getting eight. Thinking I still got a chance to get up. Get him up. Let him get up. Let him get up. Let him get up. Let him get up. Yeah, fight back, man. I mean, like, all right, maybe there's like maybe I don't even have to fight this guy. Can I just leave? Boat cutters. What did I tell You? Where'd he go? He left. Okay. You don't even have to fight that guy. Nope. Oh, you probably get something if you kill him then. Nope. All right. Just spent 20 minutes trying to fight him for nothing.

But hey, we got full ammo. Okay. We got We still have 20 bullets. Why are they always doing that? They're like, "He's coming. He's coming." All right, grab the body. Hold up. Why did that stop? Wait, wait. Before we do that, take the bullets. In the words of Scooby-Doo, nothing. You can barricade doorways with shelves. Wait, wait, wait. What's upstairs? Okay. Oh, they was just up here eating birds again. That's That's Whoa. I crouched. Hey, I barricaded the door. Oh, I knew it. Who is that? It's something about this game, dude. It's like scarier than

like the other ones. Um, maybe it's because I put it on the hardest difficulty. Maybe it's because I don't have like a shotgun or nothing yet. But I am scared of these creatures crawling around. Like they've done a phenomenal job like building this atmosphere up. I'm scared. I don't know what to do. And it's a hole in the ceiling. Yep. They're about to get in. I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. Damn it. Okay. Do I hide somewhere? I mean, it's this guy again. I'm Freaking dead. Oh, I'm blocked. All right. Make your

make your thing. Make your thing. All right. All right. We're going to use that. Come on. Don't be scared. Block. Block, man. Where's my block? [Music] Lock. Reload. Reload. Go down. Go down. Oh yeah. Oh Yeah. Lock. Move. Go out. Go out. Bro is already behind me. Locked. Move. Move. Reload. Up the stairs. Where you at? Did y'all see how he just ran up to me? Get the knife. Get the knife. Don't run. Don't run. Lunch. Oh, let's go. I beat Him. Let's freaking go. Is it over, dude? If two of them came out. Yeah,

it was about to be. It was a rat. I can't even craft anything. Oh, we can craft health. Okay, I got 690 lei. Hello. If there are any survivors out there, come to my to Louisa's house near the fields. Survivors? Why she act like she didn't know who house she was at? Come to my Louise's house. It was like 50 or 100 dudes outside and only one got in. I killed him and then they were like, "Oh shoot, maybe that thing was the alpha." So they just got scared. Are you [Music] serious? Wait, wait. What

kind of joke is this? I have no ammo. I'm fighting werewolves here. My name is Galahad. Where's the ammo? Bro, I don't know if these things trigger if you walk next to them. If they do, I'm changing the difficulty. I don't care, [Music] brother. What? What? What you trying to get into? Oh nah. This is in this is next level. Look at him back there. Oh my goodness. He back there. [Music] They're just watching me. Oh no. Okay, so they don't I thought they jumped down and like, you know, was ready for combat if they

got triggered. Let's go inside this house, please. What's happening? They trigger. Oh, shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. Okay. Yo. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Damn It. Handgun. Is there any in the house? Oh, we camping. Oh, we're camping. Gunpowder. Oh, someone's in. Okay, let's make some first aid. Um, I mean, nothing left to do but get to work. Bonkarooni. Bonkarooni. Wait, what the? He got a weapon. Use it. Use it. Dip. Dip. Jump down. I'm climbing up. Let me Climb up. I'mma just go ahead and Ah, yeah. Oh, this time the bald one's on the right. Okay, so

we're just going to go to Louisa's house. If anyone If anyone can hear this, come to Louisa's house. Give me that. Give me the Remington 870. Okay. Yep. Give me that gunpowder. Damn it. Yep. Give me that. Yep. Flower bags. Attack flower bags to create a cloud of cover. I didn't read That the first time. All right. Y'all ready? I got the wrong weapon out. Is he dead? The floor didn't work. It didn't work. [ __ ] Heal. Yeah, you're dead. I mean, how is he getting up? Oh. Oh, they're actually dying this time. Rusted

scrap. Oh, okay. What's that? There's no end to them. Help. Help. Help. Get out the house. Where we going? Break it. My back. All right. Heal. Heal. Heal. Heal. Heal. Help. Help. What the heck? Oh, I got a barrel. Explosive barrel. Go to it. Oh yeah. Oh Yeah. How yall? Uh let me explain. Let me explain. Why can't I mash eggs or something? Get off me. No shooting fire arrows. What the freak? Why do no roars leave me? Who's firing these arrows? For real, this is not a Resident Evil game. Ain't no way, Bro. What?

I got a grenade. Oh man, I don't have a grenade. Like, make the first aid. Um, it like without an explosive, none of this matters. Help. Is he on my team? No, he's not on my team. Shut up. He's holding more of them. Help. Help. All right. All right. All right, we're back into this mess. Oh my. All Right, where we going? Nowhere to go. Literally nowhere to go. Can y'all hit one of them with the Oh, they just taking they're just bullying me now. Help me. Help me. [Music] I knew he was breathing on

my neck. What the Oh, this is supposed to happen. Can I beat it, Please? They white horses. Who is that? [Music] What planet am I on? Wolf world. There's no shot. They ride where the werewolves ride horses. Dude had a flag. He came up with a human flag. The camera battery then didn't ran out. The camera can't believe what's happening. Don't jump. What is that? What is He? Oh, look at him. Oh, just like in RE4 the bell. Saved by the bell. [Applause] Auto save. Auto save. They were shooting the arrows the whole time. Oh

my. This man Ethan for the rest of the game. We just started. Huh? Wait, wait. I'm not following you. Shoo. Shoo. I'm not following You. Oh, this is kind of crazy. How is he doing that? I feel like we're going to get a key with that insignia on it. Um, how are we looking healthwise? Not great. I can make another first aid. That's amazing. Um, so far so bad. I don't know about you guys, but uh I'm ready to close up shop immediately. Werewolf world isn't as hospitable as I hoped it would be. As a

matter of fact, In life and in death, we give glory. Uh, hello. You shouldn't be out here. It's not safe. What the hell? Hey, can you hear me? Calm down. Eat the name. He just has this like weird social thing. Like I don't know how to describe it. You just walk up on a old lady you never seen in your life. Hey lady, we shouldn't be out here. Hey, can you hear me? It's you, The child's father. Child? Hey, wait. Do you mean Rose? Is she here? Rose? Rose? Yes, she is in great danger. The

graphics are Since Mother Miranda brought her to the village, we have fallen into darkness. What are you talking about? The monsters. The castle bell heralds danger. They're coming. Wait, no. Wait. Where's Rose? Who's Mother? Miranda. The bell tolls for us. Don't close the door. They're coming again. Rose is here. She locked [Music] it. I hope I wasn't supposed to get any more supplies over there. She locked it. But she did say when Mother Miranda Wait, is this her with my baby? When did they make these pictures? fake angel demon thing. Yo, I'm not going to

lie. I'm just happy we're past that part. Oh, great lychans. They're lychans. The fabled monster wolves of Old, may they come to eat our flesh. May they come to tear us apart. Who prayed for this? You, M. Hey. Oh, what? Dang. Is this how big the game is? Oh, shoot. It ain't big. Why are all the doors locked? I can't get into any of these places. My nose itches. Goodness. Church. Should disaster fall upon the village, seek out the crests. One is in the care of the church. The Other is at Louisa's house. Very cool.

Okay. Yeah, that's where the other survivors were. Where's all my ammo? This is the title screen. Guess this leads to the castle. She has the sword. Just like that. There we go. Now we just got to get the demon face. Okay. Is this where Louis's house is? I Claymores. Oh, it's Oh, it's wraps. I'm setting this up. This is not a Resident Evil game. I pressed pause on accident. It's like, how many houses am I going to barricade myself in and fight my way out of? Looks like they don't want to follow me in here.

Yeah. Come on in. Come on. See, they want to lure me into this mess. I'm going Around. Oh, shoot. Oh, they're cowards. They don't want to fight me. They don't want to fight me outside of that. Yeah, I'm going to shoot you. Run through that. It didn't go off. And I got to [Music] reload. Thanks. Mine. Thank you. [Applause] There he is. Chase me. Let's freaking go. There's another one out there. Oh my word. Come on. Come on. I didn't ran out of ammo. Oh, he Where are you going, sir? Where are you going? Here.

Close the door. I didn't want to trigger a cut scene. I Hate when I do that. Please. We got survivors though. Hey, let's get it. What are you doing here? Stay back. Please don't hurt us. Whoa. It's okay. Whoa. I'm not going to hurt you. Wa. I'm just glad to see normal people at last. Have you seen any other survivors? No. They're all in Louis's house and she's not answering and the gate is locked. Quiet girl. He's an outsider. Oh, we're setting ducks in here. Can Your old man walk? No. One of the monsters cut

him. He's lost a lot of blood. We have to get into Louisa's house. Quiet. Right, girl. There must be a way inside. Stay here. Be quiet and don't move until I get those gates open. The graphics of this game is blowing me away right now. Hey, shut all that coffin up, too. I'm a trying to hear that. Okay, So Oh, I can climb on top. Can I go back out the front door? Nice, nice, nice. Oh, they really out in droves now. Okay, well. Oh, that door was locked anyways. Hang on, papa. We must do

something quick. Can I have this machete? cuz my knife sucks. Oh, I can climb up here. Okay, shotgun out. Let's go. Let's go. I like Supplies. I like supplies, baby. Don't want to open no doors yet. Let me look around for supplies first. Mess around and trigger a cut scene when I'm looking for supplies. One of the crest is in there. Open this. Don't yell. Don't yell. Don't yell. Come on. It's clear. Come on. It's clear. Took your damn time. [ __ ] who at full health? Me or you? Damn. Look at your head. You're

welcome. Let's camp here. He's not used to relying on other people. I'm sorry. Yeah. Check your dad. We'll be safe in here, won't we? Safer here than I'm an you ask me for. Hey, do you know anything about what's going on around here? It doesn't make any sense. What is he doing? Mother Miranda has always protected us. Nobody's answer. Father, we have to get inside. Yeah. You want to come at me with Attitude? Hold on a bit longer, Papa. Hello? Anybody home? Maybe a familiar voice. Louisa, open up. It's me, Elena. Dang. Stop shouting. You'll

draw the monsters. Julian, calm down. Who's this? A friend. Stay back. Father, for God's sake, Julian, let us in. No. No. They'll smell the blood. You'll endanger us all. My father will die out here. That's not my problem. What's going on? No. I agree with Julian or whatever his name is. Anytime you let in survivors, it goes wrong. These people want to let a dying man into our home. Come now. These people are our friends. Go on. Go inside. Is this Louisa? This way. Yeah, let me in, too. You're not from this village. Uh, no.

I'm Ethan. Julian, go make yourself useful and check the grounds. I said go. Yeah. You heard what the lady said, Julen. Well, if Elena trusts you, then so do I. Come inside, Ethan. Why thank you. At least someone has manners out here. Wait here. I'll check on the others. I'm not waiting anywhere. Matter of fact, where's the bathroom? Louisa, they broke in again. Got more of the livestock. I don't think we'll make it through winter at this rate. Ernest is still missing, too. We can't find them anywhere. Has rather Uh-huh. Oh, wow. Interesting. This way.

Wait, hold on. Looking at my uh Oh, wow. This is very uh very informative. But we got survivors. Like I'm kind of hyped about that. Come inside. The others are waiting. Dang, it's a lot of them. What the is this outsiders? You're going to get us all killed. Why? Anton, he helped Leonardo and Elena. We were doing fine by ourselves. Please, are you serious, bro? You're half dead. Dang. It's like from your entire village, Ethan. How many? How do you even know how many there were? Is all Is this all that's left? What if this

was the entire village? You just got here. You're an outsider. Left. All that's left. There is no one left. A worthless invalid. A stupid whailing [ __ ] And you? You drag a bloody man and an outsider in here like it's nothing and Expect to be all safe. There is no safe. Every sorry bastard out there has been ripped in half. But tomorrow we'll all be dead just like her damn husband. Put a socket in it. Roxanna, that's enough. This house has protected my family for generations. And drunk or not, you are all welcome and

safe in here. Whatever. Can someone please tell me what the hell Is going on here? We don't know, right? One day we were a quiet, devout village and the next the monsters came and attacked us. The Fire Nation came and attacked. They kept coming. Wait, Louisa, where is your husband? Did they No, no. He He is out there somewhere. He He's dead. He He went to get help. Yes. Yes. That's That's it. He He went to fetch help. Yeah, he's dead. Let Us pray. He's not coming back for him. For all of us. Yeah. Good

idea. Come. Let's pray, everybody. This should do some good. This will do some good. Give me your hand. We pray to God, right? Great ones. Nope. Hear our voice. N I don't know who they praying to. No, thank you. Together as one in reverence, we call on thee within the endless dark to deliver us into faith's Hands. As the midnight moon rises on black wings, so we make our sacrifice and await the light at the end. In life and in death, we give you glory, Mother Miranda. What? Now the tea should be ready. Come help

me, Elena. Please. That prayer, I've heard it before. There was an old woman near the graveyard. Give me the hag. I'm as crazy as a bag of rats. There is wisdom in her devotion, though. And I hope it protected her as it shall protect us. Are you doing Leonardo? What's wrong? Are you okay? Shoot. Kill him. Oh. Oh. Oh, she's dead. What? No. Stay back. No. Let me go. Can y'all get out of there? We have to go. That takes me off, man. They were doing so well. They were just surviving. And Then we come

in here with this infected. Wow, they're dead. I thought I thought they were actually going to be survivors that you interact with in this game. No. Let me in. Oh, that was supposed to happen. Let him go. Elena, I said no. Should have got a head shot. Oh my god. I'm so sorry, father. Hey. Hey, that wasn't your father anymore. You did the right thing. Hey, you did the right thing. Elena. Elena. No. There's nothing you can do. Papa, this entire place is collapsing. This is so just You couldn't save him. He was already gone.

Leave me alone. No, we're getting out of here together. I got to get out of here, bro. This is This is Great. Voice acting on point. Sound design on point. Wow. I just need a merchant to like buy some better weapons. Start engine. Don't do that. Wait. Wait. Thank you. Appreciate it. They was in here surviving. Here we come in. This is exactly why on those movies they're like, "No, we're not letting you in." This is exactly why. Give me that herb. Dang It. What we got in here, bro? With the empty. Let another one

be empty. I'm cutting the game off. I thought so. Dang. Lay. Huh? That seems like it would be a Chinese currency. Take the screwdriver out of the key ring if you need it. Okay. But shots. Thank you. Okay. Uh, if we could just get through this wall. If we could just get through this Wall. Yeah, Ethan. That's all we need to do. If we could just get through this wall. If we could just get through this wall. Oh, we got the truck key. And we can take out the screwdriver. How fortuitous. Damn, the fire's moving

fast. Let's get out of here. I guess we're driving through the building. What are you thinking? If we could just Get through this wall. We can bust out with this. Through this wall. Step back, girl. Get in. We going through the house. Floor it. Floor it. Through this wall. Oh, that's that premium brick. Do this wall. Nah, that ain't worth it. Ethan, what's happening? Ethan, are you all right? I'm fine. Let me back up again. The fire. There isn't any time. Back up where? Who laid out Vaseline? Nowhere to go but up. Some of these

cut scenes are a little awkward. Grab on. Hurry. Let's move. Let's move. Don't worry. And try not to breathe in the smoke. Yeah, it's kind of hard the higher we're going up. Thank you, Ethan. You're kind. I hope your family is safe. I do. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Come on. It'll hold. There. That's our way out. Thank God, bro. It's 2 ft away. But then, can we get out of here? Monsters. We can't fight them. There's too many. Hey. Hey, don't talk like that. We'll find a safe house to put you in until I

can find my daughter. My hunch is she's in that old castle. No. That place is full of nothing but blood and death, and I don't want to be alone while you're father. Elena, no. That's not him. Not anymore. He said my name. Father. Wait. It's not safe. Oh, you're dead. Oh, no. Go with your dad. Go with your dad. Stay there. Come on. Give me your hand. Step on him. Step on your dad to live. Ethan, go. Save your daughter. Elena, don't give up. Reach for me. Damn It. Like, why is everyone dying on me?

This lady I just met, it's just too much, bro. Like she didn't want to live. Like you're down there chasing your wolf dad. Don't get it. Me neither, Ethan. Me neither. Let's get the freak out of here. He said right there. That's our escape. But what then? What do we like? Why are we still talking in this burning building? This place is going Mad. Why the is this happening again? Oh, he got angry. This man Ethan is unhinged. Number one. Number two, if we didn't walk up to this building, this building would still be standing

here just fine. All your fault, brother. Live with that screwdriver. Sick. Oh, it ain't shooting. Who's there? Stop. Mother Miranda. Hey, what? Who? Who was What was that? Let me move. Let me move. Oh, she despawned. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's the guy she just killed? Cuz that dude had a shotgun. Damn. Yes, death has visited them all. [Laughter] Stop laughing. [Laughter] Oh, there you go. What you going to do? It says we're still searching crystal fragment. We are the crystal gems. We are Bowser looking boy. Oh, he's eating someone. Oh. Okay. Nothing but

blood and death, huh? Drop some money. Drop some money. Yeah, the bird was the money the whole time. There's fish in here. Let me find a fish so I can eat them for health. Oh, we don't do that in this Game. No, I'm I'm crawling under here. No, I'm not. Okay. I don't know what this yellow cord is for, though. It's for something. All right. All right. Man, I don't know what's I'm what's Okay, we can open that, right? Well, well, didn't think anyone was left. Hi. You must be pretty tough, huh? Who the are

you? Oh, Magneto. You're not local. Even better. Oh, I'm dead. Mother Miranda is going to love you. I hate that I triggered that. Wait, you're whining. We're almost [Music] there. This is not a Resident Evil game. We got the X-Men. We got the man is of no real use to anyone else and my daughters do so love entertaining foreigners. Furthermore, I Can show you if you entrust the mortal. My daughters and I shall deliver. I want to see the cup. What? Where? You and me around and private. Where's the fun in that? Give them to

me and I'll put on a show that everybody can enjoy. Oh, so go. What do we care for? Bread and circuses. The man things suffering is assured. Yag gag is a man's is cut off in the castle. Blah blah. I've heard all your arguments. Some of You were less persuasive than others, but I've made my decision. Heisenberg, the man's fate is in your hands. Mother Miranda, I must protest. Heisenberg is but a child, and his devotion to you is questionable. Give the mortal to me, and I will ensure he is ready. Shut your damn. And

don't be a sore loser. You'll find her food somewhere else. Quiet now, child. Adults are talking. I'm the child. You're the one who's arguing with Miranda's Decision. You wouldn't know responsibility if it was well. Oh, keep glory. One day your head might actually pick your ego. You might like me. Don't I get a say in this? Silence. My decision is final. There will be no light. Oh, she is a Final Fantasy character. I mean, it's like Sephro's little sister. Remember from whence you came. Thank you. Lyans and Gentlemen, we thank you for winning. And now

let the games begin. Help me. Help. Let's see. Ethan Winters. How you know my name? Get ready. Driver's license on my wallet. 10 9 8 7 6 I'm trying to run. 4 3 2 1 Show time. Oh, we're running. Oh, we're running. Jesus Christ. Right. Run for your life. What? Oh, we going left. Bonk on it. Bonk. Jumping down on them like whoop. Very nice. Oh wow. No, not you again. No. No. Leave. My dude just stood There. I don't know what's happening. Oh, I'm sliding. Am I controlling this? No, I don't think so. You're

still alive in front of They got radios. Oh, wow. Let me get up. Let me get up. I'm getting right out of here. I already know what to do. This way. This way. This way. Look down, Ethan. Look down. Hey guys. Hey. Yay! My word. You Truly are as strong as they say. Oh, you don't think I'd let you get away. Got to keep Donna and Maro entertained. So now it's time for the beautiful blood soaked grandfather. Nothing like fresh American grown beef. A yeah, you thought you killed me, idiot. Too close. Let's freaking go.

Wait, do those freaks have Rose? Wait, do those freaks have Rose? Like now, bro, know he in a video game. He was realistic at first, but Oh, my game just glitched. Did y'all see that? Okay, I keep pressing circle to crouch. That's going to get me jammed up one day. Get the shotgun out, actually. Okay. Oh, this is where I was before all that popped off. So, I just got away like they're not Chasing me anymore. That's what's up. That's what's up. Oh, wow. These are real people. I've been waiting for you, Mr. Winters. How

do you know my name? Anyone who is anyone has heard of the likes of you. A hero searching for his daughter. Uh-huh. Though I must say that though I must say, put your gut away. Castle arouses suspicion. He got no shoes on. And so do you. I am but a humble merchant. Here. Oh, forgive my manners. Call me the Duke. Now to business. Weapons, ammunition, healing salves. Anything you desire, I can provide. I need that, Duke. First, put some shoes on him. Well, actually, he probably can't. You wish to make a purchase? I've prepared a

special present for you. Okay. The Duke's Emporium. What you Got? All right. Uh, extra baggage. Recipe shotgun ammo. We're going to buy this immediately. Sniper ammo. That's going to be useful. What's this? Samurai Edge. What's the damage? 110. Yeah, I think we're going to buy that. Aha. High price. What's this weapon charm? [Laughter] Cool. Oh, nice. That's worthless. Free shotgun ammo. Yeah. Thank you for your purchase. Oh, my DLC. I I'm pretty sure this is it comes with my DLC or something cuz this stuff is [Laughter] free. Okay. Duke will upgrade your weapons for a

price. What are you buying? Just something an old friend of mine used to say. What? Canon that the merchant and the Duke know each other. Wow. That's That was unexpected. What are you buying? What are you selling? Ah. Ah. Did that feel good buying that for me? Securing goods is more important than anything. Do let me know if you find anything else of value. Why can't I upgrade my other handgun? The uh sniper or shotgun recipe. Yes, I can see why you'd be interested in that. Yeah. And I think we're good. I'm skilled at all

sorts of weapons modifications. And we have a wonderful adventure. Castle de Mu. Could Rose be here? Ah, yeah. So, we're at Castle Dominuscu. Oh, yeah. Give me that. I just want to save the game cuz I'm hungry. Okay. Oh yeah. Give me the leg. Give me The leg. Can I press this? I don't want to press anything cuz it's just going to trigger something. Three daughters, Bella, Cassandra, and Daniela. This one got an attitude. This one just farted. She's just lost rednick delivery of one male, three females. All right, so uh they're either buying slaves

or prostitutes. Um both not good things to be buying. Let's press this button here. Nothing happens. Okay. Um, just want to make sure nothing's hanging from the ceiling that I can shoot down and then sell. Okay. Okay. Yeah, everybody just said that the Samurai Edge sucks. Uh, so I'm just going to use all the ammo in the clip and that'll be that. Yep. Someone just got bodied. Capital B. Uh, what's this say? Massy angels blinded. Why do I keep triggering cutcenes? Oh no. Looking for rose. They're made out of insects. Careful. No, please. Why did

I just stand there for that man? Blood. Oh, that hurt. Oh, no. Why are they laughing? Oh, they wouldn't be able to walk, man. Mother, I bring you fresh prey. You are so kind to me, daughters. Oh my word. Now, let's take a look at him. Wow. Well, Ethan Winters, am I attractive? You escaped my little brother's idiot games, did you? They're brothers. They're s Let's see how special you are. Yes, mother. Yes, mother. Wait, what's happening? Oh, help. [Music] Yes. Starting to go a little stale. Then let's devour his man flesh quickly. Mother, I

am the one who captured him. Now, now, daughters, first I must inform Mother Miranda. But later, well, there will be enough for everyone. What am I? Hey. Hey. Oh, be careful what you wish for, Ethan Winters. Hey. Hey. [Music] Wait. What? What are you doing? So, she has four [Music] daughters. Does the paper towel disappear with the things, too? Or All right. Um, they're playing with their food. I'm about to escape and kill all of them. Y'all should have killed me when y'all had the chance. Oh, did he just rip it out? Like, What's wrong

with you, brother? Unhook your hand. Why are you pulling down? Oh, this game is just bunch of crazy [ __ ] I just feel bad for Ethan, man. He He really just wanted to be a normal guy. Now pour some water on it. There you go. You just see him shaking too. Where's the typewriter? Crimson glass. Let's look at the crimson glass. Yeah, in the demo there was a you had to examine something inside of it. But why was that first aid just sitting there by the way? It's probably poisoned. And they left me my

weapons. What morons? Yep. Bunch of people got burned in there. Before I do that, I'm just getting tired of lockpicks. Open her up. Yeah, I'm going to need like a lot Of lockpicks. Wasn't worth it from um old dookie boy. All right. Okay. Give me the scrap. Give me the scrap. Maroon I ring. Let me see if I can look at it like a crack addict. Yeah. Let me look at it. Oh wow, this looks crazy, [Music] dude. Got to examine everything in this Game. Let me out. They're going to attack me. I'm dead. Break.

Okay. Okay. Take some chem fluid. Just randomly have that. Take that. I don't know which way to go. I'm just trying not to trigger cut scenes, man. Unlocked it. Oh, I was just Here. I was just here. Okay. Where have they taken Rose? I don't know, but I got to sneeze. [Music] So, we meet again. Duke, why are you here? Where there's coin to be made? And have you found your daughter? No. How do you know I'm looking for? If she is truly here, the lady of the castle would have kept little Rose in her

private chambers, would she not? Dom Tresque. The very same. Why don't you Take a look? Maybe you'll get lucky. And speaking of looking, care to make a purchase. Do you have any more lockpicks? Ah, yes. Yes. Why did you say yes? No, you don't. Crimson glass. We sell that. As always, a trustworthy, fair exchange. Get out the mic, brother. Get out of the mic. Pay me no mind. I'm trying not to. You're breathing hard, man. Great. The pistol. We can buy the recipe for some Mines. That might be pretty good. Also, the recipe for the

sniper. We'll hold off till we actually have a sniper. Um, I think the mine. I see. Anything else? Yeah. Um, have a wonderful adventure. Thank you. We're going to save it though. Okay, we're going to save it. Stop the game. Yes, sir. We are back. Day two, baby. I mean, this is all one video for you, but um, Big Duke, you Know, the big and tall man store. I'm sure they got some attire that would better suit you literally cuz the gut hanging out look. I just don't know about it. Hey. Oh, I'll take those

for sure. For sure. Wine room. Okay. Can Elcena Dominuscu Why am I adding an N? I don't Know. It just looks like it. Maroon eye. That doesn't go here. Something goes in here. I remember this room from the demo. Like there she's chill with me just running around her castle just breaking pots. Like no one hears this. Or I'm pretty sure this goes here. Okay, let's open that. Yeah. I mean, I would expect to get ran up on. What? How did these get inside of me? Pause. I haven't cut open a man in a while.

Oh, you cut open women. Slice your jugular and just walk. Taking a live dead witch would you prefer? I don't know how effective shooting at her is going to be. You will look wonderful mounted in our hall. Oh, really? You're just going to materialize here? Oh, what the freak? Why did she Just teleport? I can't hold back any longer. I hate how red the screen gets, dude. Like, I can't see. How's it feel? Let me get back. Where am I? Wow. Been a man. You just run. Let me string you up, slice your jugular, and

just walk. No. Taking a live dead witch would go this way. Oh my. There. There you go. Now I don't Waste all my shotgun shells, all of my ammo. There you go. June 9th, 1958. It was my first day working at the castle today. I was most shocked to see the other staff were all women. The mistress and her daughters were very adamant that they wouldn't bite. It was quite peculiar. It's been 2 weeks since I started working at the castle. I'm a little afraid. Another maid, Adella, made a mistake, and Miss Daniela slashed her

face with a knife. And at night, I Can hear wailing as if ghosts ro the halls. I want to go home. I don't know what to do. The young ladies were complaining it was too hot and stuffy during dinner. So, I open the window just to crack. Shut it. Shut it now. They all shrieked at me in unison. I fear I may be taken down into the cellar, never to be seen again. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. So, they can't go outside or something something about outside. This Is

in the 50s, by the way. So, trying to I'm trying to picture here. Resident Evil used to be about Umbrella, the T virus, C virus, G virus, all of that, right? Which wasn't until the '9s. So, what is this new thing that was going on way before that? Is this her? Oh, we're dead. Don't go in there. She's literally right there. And look, she listening to her 50s Music. Let me just crawl [Music] up. I had the music turn off. All right. She just locked the door. We got a uh what are we going to

call her? Ivory Queen. Tall glass of milk. What are we calling her? Vanilla shake. Tall glass of mommy milk. [Music] Mommy say mommy milky. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Mommy. No. No. No. No. No. Not. We're done. We're not doing the mommy Thing. I don't know yet. It'll come to me in time. All right. Let's uh move that over there. Looks like that'll swing with some force. Looks like that'll swing with some force. Weird. [Applause] Wow. So fancy. Help me, brother. Oh, they have Mufasa up in here. Help me, brother. Hello. Uh, anybody want to tell

me who else is in here or who? Somebody just fell out of a box bag. Who? What do y'all think? We start with the pistol or the shotgun? Shotgun. Yeah, I agree. Okay. Metal scrap. Need that. Pull up. Oh, this is a zombie, bro. How many How many times have I shot that one In the head? Oh, he really tried me. Okay. Are they Do they die? Oh boy. Turn around, bro. The way that they swing their [Music] bodies. Crystal skull. I mean, I'll take it. I'm so used to like super powerful Enemies. Like, bring

me more of those guys, man. Let me build my confidence up. Cuz it's in shambles right now. Pipe bomb. Oh, we on our left for dead. [Music] Oh yeah, pipe bomb right off the bat. Perfect. Are y'all dead? Nope. Pipe bomb didn't do nothing. Got it. Got it. Got It. Got it. Got it. So pipe bombs are a nogo. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Ingred's necklace. I'll take it. Oh, one person did die from the pipe bomb. Okay. I can't believe Cassandra caused all this mess. Are you serious? Can these girls leave me

alone? All right, I'm guessing I go this way. I Need blood. Warm, wet, dread blood. No, not mine. Where are you going, little one? Oh. This bullet cannot harm. Oh, shot. You stupid man's thing. Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. I won't forgive you, you bastard. Get Get by the window. Get by the window. Yep. Come on in. Right here. Fight me right here. Uh-huh. Really? Where your teeth at? Move your hands. Head shot. Head shot. Head shot. I'll slice your throat and stuff it with worms. Come on. Oh, pop her head. Pop her head. Pop

her head. Pop her head. Sit her down. Thank you, window. Thank you. And that's how it's done. That's why they don't like the outside. Let's look at The uh crystal torso. The miniscus's daughter's crystallized remain. So, I wonder why they turn into crystals when they die. I'm sure we're going to figure that out. Also, what's this necklace of animal bones? Bro, that hand is so infected. Okay, what's this? Give me something good. Let me increase firepower. Oh, say less. We're going to equip that. Ooh. And can we look at the firepower now? Yeah. 130. This

is now officially our everyday. Yo, thanks to your consistent patronage, I've expanded my services. Word. What you got? Shall I choose something for you? No, I'll choose. You just show crystal skulls. Sell those crystal torso. Sell it. Dissatisfied? I believe this is a fair price. No, it's Not. I could get some more. What are you buying? Just something an old friend of mine used to say. That's insane that they put that in. Where do I store my items at? Is there an item box like the old Resident Evils or There's no item box. There's no

item box. I'm just going to sell this gun back to him, I guess. I'm surprised you'd part with this so early. Shall I? [Music] It's just so quiet in this freaking uh Castle. Oh, wow. She went right where I was trying to go. Get away from me. Move, move, move. Yep. Open the door up. Fight me in here. Be a winench. Yeah, they're not going to come outside. We're We're good out here. Pick up them herbs. Let me break these. No. What is this or something hanging? Hold up. Oh, that. I'll take That. Um I

feel safe outside. Yeah, I want to check my footage. I want to check my footage. And I got a pee, too. I just want to give a quick shout out to RDC World, man. For being the funniest group of all time. I went to use the bathroom. This This Hey, somebody. Why did he say Luca twice? Guess we go this way. She knows she sees us. She knows. That's twice we didn't ran into her. Nah, she's playing games. I mean, I don't know if she body she knows that we bodied one of her daughters, but

I would assume not or else she wouldn't be playing these games with us cuz we are a threat. Especially if Cory Kinchin is on the sticks. You know what I'm saying? What have you done to my daughter? Peak of the Devil. Uh, she has just been informed that one of her daughters did not pass the vibe [Music] test. Freak's going on in here. [Music] Why does this work? Why was this the answer? It says women are blind to ma male advances. Poor shall take their chances. This is the poor to give the food to the

Lord. I don't get what's going on with These two. I understand how this means they're blind to men advances, but I don't know. I don't know why that worked. I disagree. Okay. I just sat here for 15 minutes, got interrupted twice trying to figure out that puzzle. Okay. What the hell? Calm down, Ethan. Calm down. Uh-oh. Load this VD. Load this VD. Load this. Oh, it's you Again. Am I supposed to just forget you were down there? Get up. Wait, what? How? Yeah. Yeah. How's that? Get off me. Get off me, man. You freaking spam

attacks. [Music] Jeez, I got to stand here getting hit for like 20 freaking minutes. What? [Music] Like, have y'all seen another The amount of head shot you got to get in these video games is getting ridiculous, man. Yeah. Point blank shotgun. You know what I mean? Point. Oh, I'm surrounded. Oh. Oh, what the get fre shotgun. Kind of missed that one. All Right, let's get back. Let's get back. Turn around. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Wait, we could board this up. Why? All right, a little kickback. I'm with that. [Music] Please, please. There's somebody right here.

Saw the water. Sit it down, brother. Sit it down, brother. Who pulling up? You run up. Get done up. I was just playing. I was just Oh, there's another one. This man is a savage. Dang. It's a nice nifty uh elevator. Okay. Okay. You can save it. Don't care. Somebody You want to be louder, Ethan? A little bit louder. There go my tall glass of spoiled milk. How does she not see me? How? Dude, she's like ignoring me on Purpose. Dude, are the windows [Music] tinted? She kind of stacked, not going to lie. Wow. Mother

Miranda, I regret to inform you that Ethan Winters has escaped that fool Heisenberg. Because he is in my castle and has already proven too much for my daughters to handle when I find him. No, Mother Miranda. Oh, shoot. Yes, of course. I understand the importance of The ceremony. I won't let you down. Oh my. To hell with the ceremony. That man will pay for what he's done. Dang. She not even a real believer like that. Wow. Okay. Um, well, I think we're in trouble. Soon as this lady finds us is going to be curtains. We

called by Mother Miranda to Decide the fate of the child's father. Oh, shoot. Just thinking of that family meeting makes me shudder. To think I'm treated like a sister to those miscreants. Especially Heisenberg. That riff raff wouldn't know proper manners if they slapped him in the face. I would have sliced him to ribbons if mother hadn't stopped me. Why? Why does she treat me the same as them? She gave me this castle, obedient daughters, everlasting life. Did she not? Am I not Her favorite? Am I not special? I need a drink. Mother Miranda. I don't

know where she got her powers from, but she can obviously give [Music] powers. Like that. Oh [ __ ] There you all this for a child who isn't even here. What the hell do Yeah, just stand there and let her ungrateful, selfish wretch. You come into my house. You lay Your filthy manhands on my daughters. And now you even try to steal my property. How dare you? Rest while you can because I will hunt you and I will break you. Why didn't she just jump down in the hole and finish me off? Go ahead. Do

your worst. Dang, Ethan. Okay. Hey, he be surprising me [Music] sometimes. He's like, "Dude, I survived the baker's house. I'm good. Especially If he just mertrilized one of her daughters. Like, I'm not about to choke slam you. I'm just about to choke you out. Twist your freaking neckbone. You're dead. You're finished. You're done. [Music] [ __ ] Let you get It's over. How do we shoot our guns now? You'll be sliced to rivets before you ever see me chuckle. Right. Why does she keep throwing me Away? You will learn what it means to Oh. Whoa.

Uh, which way are we going? Which way are we going? Oh, not that way. Ring around. Oh, the owner. Can I go get my hand, please? It's a item. My hand is an item. [Applause] Wow. Is this what we look like? This freaking mince meat. This is crazy. I've never seen a Game like this. Open the door up. I don't know where she is. Help. Help. Help. Okay. Okay. Let's run. Woo! Woo! Keep it moving. Keep it moving. Open the door up. Help. What's this? I'mma grab it. Running will get you nowhere. Like, she doesn't

want to catch me. Like, I don't [Music] I get it. I get it. We're all made out of Legos. Attach his hand back. Twist that sucker on like a bionicle. And now we're just all straight here. Yeah, bro is definitely a Terminator. Are we going to talk about this? Good. Screw this castle. Yeah, this man, he's infected. Oh, it's y'all. What? What the? It's a pleasure to see you safe. How were things? Horrible. No sign of Rose. I'm so sorry it turned out that way. Yeah, they ripped my hand off. You'll find your way to

her once you're out of this castle. Do you have need of anything for the road ahead? Better guns. Thanks to your consistent patronage, I've expanded my service. I've heard that before. And you were selling the same thing. As you wish. Yeah, that's what I Thought. Where's the better guns? Do we upgrade the shotgun? Like, are will there be a better shotgun? Will there be a better handgun? They always give you the trash stuff first. Just got to make it through with the trash and then we can upgrade the better things. [Music] You disgusting outsider. Dude,

dude, are you about to come in here? Look At Oh my. She won't come in. Light work, no reaction. Light work, no reaction. Light work, no reaction. Did you just see that? You disgusting. Light work, no reaction. All right. Did she follow me out here? She followed me. Oh, I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting her to come outside. Open the Door. Oh my goodness. One day since treatment, the three girls have stopped moving. They seem almost dead. An insect flew out of the eldest's mouth. It appears to be a common fly. Two days since

treatment, all three bodies are covered in flies. When I opened the window, some of the flies dropped dead to the floor. It would seem the cold petrifies them. Four days since treatment, all three bodies have almost been completely consumed by the insects. Six days since treatment, the mass of insects have transformed into human bodies again. All three girls awoke looking at me like newborns. I sense a bond between us, like mother and daughters. I have already decided their names. Bella, Daniela, and Cassandra. Oh, look. You can see the Mother Miranda giving them something. Very awesome

lore stuff right there. Flower swords ball. What? So, our tall glass of milk here. She's not Infected with the same insect thing as her daughters because she can go outside. Scientific name? None. Similar body structure to blowflies. Although there are differences in the head. They are carnivorous and vigorously consume meat in order to catch unsuspecting prey. They'll gather using pherommones to mimic a human. What the freak? Weak to sundrops in temperature, especially below 50. Their metabolism lowers and they go into dormant cryptobiotic state. Something prompted on the piano. Good thing I know how to read

music. Uh, name is Corey Kenchin. Name is on the beat. Everybody talking, you gonna get sleep. Uh, hit you with the hard duking. Uh, hit you. Hit the shore. You can. That's a down quarter circle forward with the punch button. You don't understand me. That's your issue. Everybody got to sneeze here. Some tissue. Uh, and I'm freaking black Though. And you freaking whack though. And I'm about to get that splat though. Hit me on the Warhog, baby. You don't got those. Uh, that's a Halo reference. All you freaking PlayStation boys go to references. That didn't

really make no sense. beat kind of slowed down for it's hard cuz I got to do the beat with my hands in. So Ethan Just he just got it like that. All right, Mozart, give me that iron insignia key. What are you buying? Just something an old friend of mine used to say. Yeah, you said that already. Like four times. Already getting sick of you. Like I was getting sick of him. Gun rhymes with fun for a reason, stranger. How many times did I have to Hear that? All right, we got a mask of sorrow.

Angel of sadness. Let's get it. She's so sad. Oh no. So, you finally came to see me. Everyone faults me. Shoot the freaking Okay. Okay. Okay. Drop this. Ow. So mean. Come on. So, you just going to hide? What a coward. Don't you love me? What? Where the crack are you on, lady? I don't know you. Oh, shoot. She got smart. F. This is a dream. This ain't no dream, baby. Come on, monkey. Honest trash. I don't want to die. Let's go. Oh, you don't want to die? That's too bad. Think you can kill people

and get away with it? Come here, monkey. Give me that. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Two sisters down, one to go. Oh sh The freak was y'all doing over here? Mask of joy. Why would this the mask of joy be here? I would think this would be the mask of sorrow. Okay, that's two. I just seen some over there. Wait, did I clear this room? I did. Not going to hit that bell. That's going to summon the freaking lady. Let the five bells of this chamber ring out. Can I shoot this? You know what

I'm saying? Do you Know what I'm saying? Give me that. It's weird if they're so allergic to like outside that they wouldn't have boarded all of these up, you know, all these years that they lived here. So, this is one there. Wow. It's opening. Oh, the portrait. man. Nothing like figuring it out, but boy did that take a While. Okay. Um, we got a clear view outside of this for some reason. Why is this here? Fully expecting he grabbed. That wasn't English. What? Go ahead and rewind that, Cory. Fully expecting he grabbed. He got that

freaking dead island one. That dying light shadow movement. What's this sniper? I appreciate it. Definitely going to be know what I missed. Great new enemy types. Nobody blink. Let's party. [Music] Oh, come on down. Come one. Come [Music] on. Mask of rage. Dookie, I've expanded my services. Peace. Come take a look. Oh, this ball. Does this ball go here? Oh, it does. That's freaking very valuable. 8K is not very valuable. You will learn what it means to insult House Ditres. Deitresque. So that's how you say the Name, huh? Well, it's going to be diminish. House

Dominus. It looks better. Sounds more No place left to run. No place left to dookie. I'm in the room already, lady. Her butt is as tall as Ethan's head. If her butt is that high off the ground, like you know, he just headbutted. Yeah, that brother's starving. All right, finally made it to a new place. Shotgun chose three of them. And That's so generous. Silver ring. Take that. I was worried my sisters had gotten too embarrassed. Yeah. Come on. I could break it with a powerful attack. But I think you're delicious. Okay. You ruined the

hunt. Cursed you. [Music] Ah, no. It's alive. [Music] You're done. Um, let's make a mine. We're done. Let's make a first aid. [Music] Let's get the mine out. You're my mother. Shut up. Don't want to hear it. Oh man. Yeah. I didn't know there was two pipe bombs sitting on the freaking Counter over here. Um, so yeah, that went way better than the first time. Going to take that. [Music] Okay. How would he know what to do with this? How would he know what to do with this? Protrusions on the back. Slowly but trudely. And

now there's no more sisters, right? We killed all three of them. We should be Really safe to explore besides, you know, obviously uh big dog. Oh, and we can put this over here. Got it. Okay, I should be able to get out with these. Run, run, run, run. just open the door to tall cheeks. Just the entire bloodline of House Storesque is done in by the likes of you. Yeah. I mean, it there's a pretty bad weakness that you all have, you know, being allergic to the elements of outside. All right. They said something Was

in the the casket that was worth a lot of money. I'm figuring that eyeball. You're mad. You're mad. You're not allowed to attack me in here. What the Duke? Do you see this? Take your tall booty off. Dang. I just thought about it. Like the Duke knows whose lipstick that is and he's just like buying all the looting of the castle that I'm doing. Like dang. Oh, here we go. Right Here. Boom. We out. You really can't trust anybody, man. Especially Big Dookie Duke Doo over here. I'm about to have a little lunch cuz it's

been 3 hours and 53 minutes and I'll be right back. All right, guys. I'm back. I had a great ham sandwich. If I hear you stretch or whatever that groaning is in my ear again, I'mma put something in your ear. You need to leave. All right, we can leave. Awesome. Awesome. Herb and scrap. You know it's about to be some bull crap. Yep. Go ahead. Put that on the shirt. Herb and scrap. You know it's about to be some bull crap. Okay. Anybody about to kill me? What's this? Let's open her up. So, my uh

there's a Gaga. You ruined everything. Now, eat my cheese. I'm just trying to understand what ninja school she went to, cuz clearly she trained from Naruto. How did she just appear behind me, man? This what I'm talking about. Cut her. That man dropped the one thing that could hurt her. She's transforming. [Music] What? Don't tell me we're about to kill Lady D cuz they was really making it seem like this was the main villain of Village. I will. Why did she just transform into this? How is she flying? It just makes sense for her size

and wings size and wings speed. [Music] What was in that blade that triggered this? All right, let me move. Let me Move. Looks like your outside matches your inside. Oh, here come Ethan with the freaking Peter Parker lines. You're finished. I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. Okay. Um Oh, yes. Look at these flies. First things first, I'm going to reel this. We're going to snipe her. I'm just going to chill in here. You're a lucky man. I don't know what's happening. Oh, I got a sniper head. I Got a sniper head. I

get it. I get it. I got it. I got it. Oh, she's moving. All right. Oh, she's moving. You talk about you. You can run, but you can't hide. Oh, here come the flies. But I'm outside. How can they be out here? Oh, I'm dead. Oh, I'm done. [ __ ] let me move. Okay. I can't see. Reload this. I'm going to Can I make a mine? No. Rose. There we go. Okay. Uh-huh. Move. Move. Oh, she's moving. She moving. Disgusting garbage. It's you. Get back. Get back. Get back. You foul beast. Oh my goodness.

I tried to block them off. Do bad guys ever get tired of Like sending in the threats? Like you're getting bodied. I missed. There we go. There we go. This is punishment. Take it. What do I do with this, dude? There's no turning back now. Oh. Oh. Run. Oh, really? Don't be shy. Show me your Terror. Time to die. Help me. What the freak? Put it in. Put it in. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. A not going to lie. Get that Work. Get that work. Oh, you're the one who's cursed. All of that and that's

what you came back with. Okay. That was Lady D. Elegant yet horrifying. She should have been like She should have been the final boss, bro. And then on top of that, you would think I'm getting out of this place. That dirty Flask. the main weakness to your immortality or whatever being this metallic dagger. You would think you would like hide that or like you know get rid of it, put it somewhere. Your main weakness besides Mother Miranda is a dagger that you keep inside of the castle. Why not just throw it into the ocean or

put it in the trash? Fish. Fish. Tell me I can eat it. As the midnight moon rises on black Wings, As the midnight moon rises on black wings, we await the light at the end. In life and in death, glory to Mother Miranda. Hey, remember me? Oh, she's a bad guy. I almost died up at that castle. Tell me what is going on around here. How can a man be almost dead? [Music] plenty of ways. It's a question for the wise. You know what I mean? And I still Haven't found Rose. Where did Mother Miranda

take her? You're too late. Or maybe almost too late. The child will be sacrificed life for life. What kind of sick medieval [ __ ] is this? Thank you, Ed. She's just a baby. The crests of the four bloodlines may open the path you seek. Will you please stop talking in riddles? I just want to find my daughter. Umbrella. Umbrella. It's only a riddle if you don't know the Answer. Untrue. Wait a second. That looks familiar. Hey. Hey. Wait. How How can Umbrella still be behind this, man? How? Okay, I guess she didn't mind me

just taking loot and her stuff [Music] either. Believe Lady D is dead now. Is this Oh, these are the four the four kings. There you are. I had a feeling you would pop. Yeah, it was all worthless. Is that so? I assume you've picked up something of value. Not sure if it's of value, but why? You have your daughter right in your own hands. What are you saying? Take a closer look head. Oh, that was just Wanted that. I wish it just shattered and then it just broke right in front of him. Why would you

drop that, dude? Flask seems to contain her head. No, her head is huge. There's no way it's in there. Rose is Don't say another word, man. Ethan's unhinged. This This is impossible. This just can't be. Your daughter's essence is still intact. Her powers are truly unique. Wait, wait, wait. It said something. The the product will age rapidly. Who could even do this? She can be saved. You know, save. If immun immunizations are skipped for a prolonged time, the product will age rapidly from this. Are you insane? There's a house with a red chimney on the

western side of the village. Go and seek out the man who lives there. Then we can continue our conversation. How do you Move out and get to the damn point? You don't have to trust my words. But do you have any better options? Put your feet away. Your choice. The customer is always right. After all, Eve, you'll pay if I find out this is a lie. Joker, welcome, Ethan. Oh, just I mean, I procured some new items for you, Mr. Winters. Pipe bomb recipe, sniper ammo. We can buy a mine. Oh, reduces weapon sway. Yeah,

that's really important. Oh, Lady Dimitresque. Beautiful even in death. That waistline. Yes, my man. Do you know how to cook fish? To hunger. Used to be alive. I don't understand why he had to do that. Nice. get to the first area. I know for a fact there was a uh box in one of these Rooms. Actually, there's so many keys, so many places we could go now. Open her up. Ammo watch. See, just like Dude, just want to take a second to say I appreciate Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I did not see him.

My goodness. Okay. Okay. You good, bro? You good? All right. Just hang tight. Help is on the way. This was probably chained off for a reason. But I need these supplies, chief. Shotguns out. You know what I'm about to do to you? Come on, buddy. Come on in. Blue, let me out. Look at him. Look, he running so fast. He getting caught on the Wow. I ran out of ran out of freaking pistol ammo. My dude really jump scared [Music] Me. 1911 jack handle. All right. What's the damage on the 1911? 16. Woo. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Blue goop. Blue goop. Blue goop. They did attack team attack. [Applause] [Music] Okay, assuming with this jack we can Move this. Oh, that's scary. This thing freaking falls. We're done. Okay, I'm going to just turn around here. I don't know what that was. Either somebody is going crazy upstairs or I like shouldn't have did it. It shouldn't have did it. I don't even know what happened. I guess he touched me. Yes. Yes. Well, wheel. Oh, man. Red chimney house. First well coming up here. Let's see what's popping cuz we got the whale wheel.

What's it going to be? Oh, nice animal head. That is crazy with no context. There we go. Lot of people was talking about whoever lives here. So, I'm guessing it's going to be a RPG. Something real nice up in This. Want to get this knife? I can't. Of course [Music] [Music] not. Perfect. Let's see what this is. The wing key is just a single piece. Three more parts are needed to make it whole. Four wing key. Damn it. Better see the Duke again. How was it? Did you learn anything? I found these feathers. Now tell

me how To fix this like you said you would. Settle down. First you must use that key and collect all of your little roses flasks. Where are the rest of them? There are four in total. You have the one and the other lords have the rest. Lords. Mother Miranda is the cold, calculating ruler of this village. Four lords serve under her. The first you've already met, the lady [Music] Deitresque. I'm sorry, but she was ba. Wait, why did they have to kill her first? The second lives deep in a valley of mist. The doll maker,

Donna Bento. None of her playmates have ever come back from that dank old estate. We got to go through all the third is Maro, a being of twisted flesh that lives in the reservoir past the windmills. It is said that he is not the only Monster that lives in those waters. Great. The fourth and most dangerous is Heisenberg. He works in his factory on the village outskirts. And the project, let's just say parts of the human imagination are better left alone. Oh boy. What? What is that? Water wheel weapon. What? If you truly wish to

save your daughter, you must First gather the four flasks. I'll do you a personal favor. I've marked the lord's locations on your map. Uh-huh. Some treasures still lurk in this village. I'm sure each one will prove of great use to you. Why are you doing all this? Why, it's all part of our first class customer service. Great. Please do come again soon. Customer service, huh? This junk says collect rose. Wow. Ah, yes. Yes. Ah, Yes. I have you. Find some quality ingredients and bring them to me. The Duke's kitchen. Gather all the ingredients to complete

res. I didn't read it. Finish. Health slightly increases permanently. Oh, shoot. We could get the herb fish bird and beast peel off. Damage taken when guarding decreases. Oh, that's great. Three flavored Miti. It's what it says. Just what it says. Health increases permanently. So, it's not slightly, it's I guess mediumly. Uh, we got the Tachura de health greatly increases permanently. Oh, wow. We need to find some juicy game. We got the Siorbot de Pork. Damage taken when guarding greatly decreases permanently. We're probably going to do this one. Probably going to do this one. Or no,

we need five meats. Movement speed Increases permanently. Can't do that. So, what we can do? Carry on. We've gathered all the ingredients. Now, what? Yeah, you know he can cook. Apologies for the wait. Here's your share. My share? Where's the rest of it? Health has slightly increased. Not a bad dish. Let's freaking go. We've gathered all the ingredients. Now, sir, add the cookie music. [Music] Cory, apologies for the wait. Here's your share. Here's the crumbs of what the rest of this was. Damage taken when guarding has decreased permanently. To think such a dish could be

had in this winterbound frontier. I know. I can hardly wait for the next ingredients. His mouth did not match what he Said. Okay. All right, I'm about to get that and then that'll probably be it for today. Louisa's heirloom. Rest in peace, Louisa. She was so nice, too. She let us in her house and then she paid the price for doing that. Audio, audio, audio, audio gang, gang. All right, so howdy. How's it been? Because for me, it's been about I don't know 10 days. What? Every time I try to update upgrade my setup and,

you Know, strive for that 4K, strive for that highest bit rate possible, I get burned. Got a new capture card and um that junk didn't work. Uh it still doesn't really work, but um I just really want to continue recording. The issue that I'm having is I'm not getting 60 frames. I'm getting 59.9 blah blah blah. On the box, it says I'm supposed to get 4K 60 frames. I get 4K 59, which causes an issue when I'm trying to edit in my 60 frames per Second timeline. Starts to lag after a while. Listen, I've been

editing for a long time. I know exactly the settings that I need to have a smooth editing process, which is 99% of the work of being a YouTuber or at least a gaming YouTuber. I can play the game all day. You would never see it if I don't edit it, which is like if I if I record for an hour, that's about 5 hours, 6 hours of editing. So, you could go ahead and do the math on this uh for this 30 hour Playthrough or whatever the freak this is about to be. Anyways, right now,

um, let me see. I'm looking at it. I mean, it looks smooth, but I already know what time it is when it's time to edit this. It's it's it's going to be hard, but I sent in a support ticket to Elgato. Uh, we'll see what they say. Maybe I just And I I changed my HDMIs. All right. I got the $100 HDMIs, the 8 to 10K HDMIs. I got premium gear, premium tech, computer. My PC is stellar. Shout out Falcon Northwest for building my PC. It's It's not any of that. All right, I got a

4090 in this sucker. I got the best you can possibly have investing my money back into all of this. And my junk got a little red tint to it, but it's not that noticeable, guys. Um, we are entering into the second great lord or whatever the freak these Demons are called. Um, how you feeling? You feeling foggy than leap? It feels good to just record, man. It feels good to just record. I've been having meetings, meeting after meeting every single day. It feels good to just record. All right, what y'all already know? I'm head shot.

They're not Look, they're not letting me aim. They're not letting me aim at it Cuz this is not my wife. Ethan, come with me. There's something I have to tell you. Mia? Mia? What's going on? I don't know. Here, take this key card. We should be able to unlock the doors in the hall with this. Rose feels different. Ethan, you have to fix her. What do you mean? What the hell is this? Fix her? How? Everyone leaves me. Even Rose. I don't want to be alone. Uh, this can't be real. Yeah, I would not engage

with the hallucination. Hey, Ben, how do I say this? Bento. Bento 1987 1996. Oh, that's not a lot of years. Freed from the binds of flesh, she now walks the valley of death. Oh, who put that on this girl's grave? Am I losing it? Yes. Yes, brother. Okay. Oh, Benos's treasure. Bentos Bentos is a mad man. Help us. Save us. See, y'all are too young. Y'all don't know what that's from. D. These are real graves. Oh, no. That's not English. Uh, how do we open that? Do I have to ring the doorbell or give up

your memories? They want me to give away my picture. Oh, I wouldn't be able to do that. What's going on? Uh, I don't Know. We're going up. Going up. How to do that? [Music] Good. Oh, it was a jump scare. I missed it. Come with me, Ethan. No. Get the Glocky out. This is some Transylvania type stuff, huh? Um I feel like freaking Silent Hill or something. Oh, he got the or they have the same drawers as um Lady D. Is there Nothing in this house? So, there's something. Oh, upstairs. Ew. Yeah. What's going on

with this? This isn't the person that died because that person was like 8 years old or something. Don't know exactly what I'm supposed to do. Wait, what? Where am I now? Dude, we're doing [Music] PT. Hey [Music] This is too easy. I knew it. I've been waiting for so long. I'd make a much better daughter than Rose. Please, won't you stay with me forever? I don't know you. What? Wait, where's my gun? What? He got freaking pickpocketed. They pickpocketed the gun out of my hand. Sec. Are you taking for a pause? What are you Doing?

That's pretty lucky. It just walked up and found that Uh, Mia. Whoa, that's a kid. Can you believe it? She's She's so energetic. It's crazy. So, they're playing back. The bandages are too tough. You need something to cut them. Sucker, take the bandages off. Ring. That was so unnecessary. Bloodcovered ring. Let's take a Look. Okay. How many numbers? This is six numbers. Okay. I'm assuming this is for this. All right. All right. Uh looks like the water works here. Oh, to clean that. Oh, dang. Okay. 052911. Why does the text look like that? Okay. Doors

open. Examine mouth. All right, guys. Well, uh, thank You for coming. Today, we are solving puzzles. Um, let's go this way. I'm about to be attacked. I'm about to be attacked. I have no weapon. Yep. I thought so. Come kill me. Kill [Music] me. Why is this here? I don't know, Ethan. [Music] Uh Hey, my name is Ethan Winters and I love my wife. Got the tweezers. Help. I hate Not bad. Oh, symbolism. Woman hanging. No, thank you. Now open that mouth up. Tweezers. Help me. Oh god. No. I I can't tell Ethan anything but

this. She cheated on me. Or no, she got the results back from um Rosa's test. Remember? That scared me a little bit. Only a little bit though. Our happy family. Rose's best friend in the whole wide world. Let me guess. I gotta order these in the correct order. Yeah, I thought so. Okay, so the ring. Oh, this is the Ring. There's a well with Samara down there. Baby crib. Okay. Uh, what are you doing? Why are there [Music] stairs? I don't like this part of the game, bro. I do not like this. There's so many

noises. So creepy. Oh. Oh, okay. Well, don't move, guys. I just came here for the Scissors. And I can use it here. Okay. Pick up phone. Let's put down phone. You playing games, huh? Who is this? [Music] Hello? Please, Ethan, listen to me. I didn't want to keep it from you. Mia, I didn't want to lose you again. I didn't want to destroy this family. What are you talking about? I love you both so Much. I had to. I had to do it. Oh, no. No. Hello. Hello. Listen. I know the truth. I know what

happened. Help. Help me. Help, Kevin. Put that in there, Gory. Okay, I can unlock this clay clock. What's this? The fact that I can't loot cabinets. I don't know. It's like less fun. Um, need a baby thing. So, we're going to go back. We can cut the Hello. Hello. Who is here? I couldn't open the door. It didn't let me. Okay. Oh, brother. I want to get out of here. Here. I want to get out of here. I want to get out of here. Scissors. Use them, please. Give me something [Applause] good. We're homeless. So,

something to do with Rose. Obviously, like I said, I think it's the test results, but she said she had to do it. Um, the thing in her eye, it's the Triangle with the bird. I got the triangle with something else. So, I know that goes over here, but [Music] uh Okay, definitely was that one. Definitely that. Yep, that was in the arm. Let's get it. Oh boy. Oh, this looks fun. Oh, surely nothing's going to come up this Stairs. Oh my goodness. I got to turn around if there's something behind me. Oh man. Oh, that

would have been so good. So, we're in the place from the video. Ghost Baby rocking in the cradle. Okay, we're going to climb down because rear not black. Uh, let's see here. Let's turn around. Got heads in the water. Breaker box key. We take a look at that really quick. Any notes? Nothing. Okay. Anything else down here? Anything else down here? Uh, no. Oh, the cradle. Oh, no. Dude, I don't want to hear this, man. Getting mash max plane flashbacks. I don't want to hear this. Oh, and now it's red. Now it's red. All right.

It'll be fine. It'll be Fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I don't think it'll be fine. I don't think so. Okay, let's follow the blood. Is this an umbilical cord? Help. Somebody called. Let's go ahead and back up. Let's go ahead and back up. [Applause] All Right. Oh, something's coming. Oh. Oh, I'm just going to go around. Go around in the dirt. Go around in the turn. Okay. Breaker box. Key. Breaker box. Got that. Got that. Oh. Oh, I need a fuse. Okay. I can't even see, Dude. Okay. Oh, we could

go this way. This is a shortcut. Help me. Okay. Okay. Uh, we're trying to get to Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This this this right here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wasn't expecting that to be unlocked. Okay. Okay. Can't pick up anything. Too quiet. Way too quiet. Hide under the bed. All right. So, we're going to pick up the fuse and then it's going to spawn in the room. Hey, I say we hide in a locker so I could actually see. I don't know about y'all, but let's get it. I can't see. Ethan, shut up. Looks like I

like they're going to hear you. Go. Shut your dumpy baby hair. Oh, they remixed them. Oh, no. He said, "Nah, no. I should have went under the bed. I should have went under the bed. Why is he headbanging? Why is it like a grasshopper baby? Baby just started head. Baby just started headbanging. I want to know why. Oh, embryo juice. Where did it [Music] go? It just stopped. Okay, we have to go [Music] right. Okay. And then what? Where are we even going again? What do we got? Oh, the fuse for the elevator. Fuse, baby.

We got the fuse. Put it in. I don't know if this thing is fast or Slow. All right. It's fast. Slow. The Did I press the button? Oh my. He got remixed. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Kill me. Kill me. Oh my goodness. I really felt that thing breathing on my back, [Laughter] [Music] bro. I got to get out of here. I got to get out of here. I got to get out of here. I got to get out. Let me go outside. Don't leave. I can't let you. Why? You're still alive. Oh, they got

knives. Whoever are you talking Okay, you're I try and find me. Uh oh. It's in that open door. You're in that open door, right? No. Okay, let's let's try and go Upstairs. [Music] Is that too amount of window? Nope. How much time do I have? Where are you? I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm dead. [Music] [ __ ] die already, [Music] dude. Oh, I found her. I found her. You're cheating. All right. So, all we got to do is run upstairs. Boom. Laying down. Got him. Rose wasn't. I thought she bit off another one of my

fingers. Why is she laughing like that? I know. One of the hiding spots is behind that door. I'm about to check right now. I know you in here, ain't you? Dang. I have no idea where she went this time. Blood. Blood. Blood. Follow the Blood. Follow the blood. I don't see any blood. About to get attacked. About time to get to attack. About to get attacked. Oh, got her. Got her. Got her. No, only you. Don't get it twisted. Only you. I'm checking this room again. Even though there's no blood over here. All right. So,

the blood. Uh, I don't. She was already upstairs, Right? Still found you, though. Come here. You are never going to get out. We'll see about that. Stupid idiot. What are you doing to make you friends? Let her know. We may let her know. It's over. That easy. Mia, I'll make things right. That was one of the what? Eight lords. Good. I need to get out of this Place. Uh, combined with the four-wing key. Four-wing. So, that's who was behind all this. legs flash. That makes two. That's probably never been uttered. And we got Angie. I

was literally about to walk out. Let's check Angie. Donna's creepy doll. Donna, where' that name come from? All right, guys. Uh, that's the second boss done. Boss number two defeated. Cory, add like A cool graphic. Every time you beat a boss, just G2. One out of four. Two out of four. You know, just make it real cool. Also, be sure to edit this out. This is very top secret. Oh, that's an enemy. Yep, that's an enemy. Stand up. There's an enemy behind me. There's an enemy behind me. Why is it so loud? Okay. Okay. Let

me get back. Let me get Back. Get back. Quick scope. Uh, quick scope. Okay. That's two. You're dead. And lay down, brother. Lay down. Take that. You could have boarded up the house. Oh, freak. shotgun just sitting in here. Uh, put the ball in. Thought that would be the case here. Ah, Kobe Onyx sculpt. What are we collecting here? Luther's key. I heard something. November 10th. Mistress Donna is now Mother Miranda's adopted daughter. In all my years, I've never been this overjoyed. Ever since childhood, she has always feared others due to the scar across her

face. Wow. After her parents' death, she locked herself away and would only talk to Angie, the doll her father made her. I'm forever thankful to Mother Miranda's infinite compassion. Mistress Donna seems happy. It might be my imagination, but I feel like her doll, Angie, is even more lively than before. She came to me in the garden today and used Angie to talk with me. We had a mighty fine conversation. Something about receiving a gift of power. Mistress Donna gave me yellow flowers and told me to plant them in the garden. I planted them in front

Of Miss Claudia's grave. I don't know if it was the scent of the flowers, but I felt lightheaded. Then, like a dream, I saw my departed wife. I mentioned this to Donna, and she seemed thrilled by it. She told me to go to the house tomorrow and see her. She said I could see my family once more. I'm not sure what she meant by that, but she's so kind. And the afterlife. Yeah, this brother got killed. Hey, dude. What's going on, brother? Does this look familiar to you? Yeah. Can I look up? You got some

new gear. Recipe for explosives and flashbangs. Sell all of that. Ah, Miss Angie. Just adorable. Porcelain dolls are very popular, you know. See, how does he know all of this? How does he know who that is? This is the final boss. I'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and will do them for a small fee. Leave this to me. Okay, so we can definitely Open this door [Music] now. Yes. Says that I've been here already. Oh my. What the Oh my goodness. Uh yeah, we need a magnum. The wounds are severe. I won't last

much longer. You hear it shuffling about. It barely flinched when I shot it. Still won't lie down. If I can get to the old Watermill, I can stop it. All right, let's climb this ladder. Uh, let's climb this ladder. Get a good look at where he is. Oh, okay. Thought I was about to be able to just explore. And of course, that's not the case. You know, this thing's not going to die. Um, I wish I could save it so I could just see how much ammo this is going to Take. Oh, that was a

crazy throw. Back with another milk. Help. Help. Help me. Help. Okay. Well, uh, we're about to go crazy. I don't know what the damage is. It doesn't say what the damage is. Oh, 1,200. I think our sniper is at 8 something. So yeah, I mean two shotgun shells is like a Grenade. We'll start with a snipe. No, we're going we're going to put a mine down. I'm going to try and get off two snipes. Uh let's get the rocket launcher out. Reload it. Reload it. Mhm. Run straight ahead. Run straight ahead. Look at him trying

to trying to juke me. You're not going to juke me, pal. Yep. Come on in. Come on in. We're going To reload this. Oh no. Yep. One of those. One of those. One of those. Get inside. Woo! Sit him down. Sit him the freak down. Crystal [Music] beast. I got the game plans. All right. I wish I could upgrade this thing to be even stronger. Welcome, Ethan. Yeah. Uh, check this out. I got a uh crystal beast here. This should be enough. Wow. No comment on like I look forward to seeing the fruits of your

exploration. His mouth still moving. He not even talking anymore. Oh, that's a lot different than how it used to be. Oh, that head pop pop pop go the weasel. That head pop like a man. That head pop like pop pop that head. And These are the wolves too or the lychans. Bro, I used to be scared of those. Remember I told you at the beginning of this video when we were dying? I was like, there's going to come a point in time where I'm overpowered and I'm just murdering these enemies. I'm not there yet, but

I think we are we are making great strides. That was a breeze. What is That? F2 high capacity mag. Oh, they just giving me the goods. Well, dang. Maybe I could have shot it with a pistol. The freak is going on over here. No, that didn't work. Pigs. Oh, y'all are dead. Oh, y'all are dead. I'm sorry. Y'all about to die. You can use a knife. Got it. Oink. Oink. Oinky. Oinky. Sorry, Bumba. Don't have anything for that. And once we do find something for that, I know another door we can unlock. Uh, need another

one of those balls. Pause. Guess we go in the house here. Photo of a rear animal. I killed that guy already. We can save the game here. And I think I'm going to be done. I just want to see what's about to Happen. We're taking an elevator down to be conandondered. Audio going live and game play gameplay. I just started it. Hey guys, welcome back to Corey Plays Resident Evil Seven. Resident Evil 8 Village. Let me Where are we now? Oh. Oh. Right, right, right, right, right. Working on defeating Maro once again. I'm I'm getting

flashbacks of when my arm gets cut off anytime I hit a Freaking crank or something. Game just glitched right there. Where are we at? Why are we in caves right now? What? Where are we? And every time I start recording, I'm hungry. Why? Oh no. Okay. Oh, that was easy. Throw a grenade. Just throw a grenade. Don't. Matter of fact, just snatch it. Mother, if it's for you, I'd do anything. [Music] Why did Ethan just stand there like a NPC bot, bro? He like You got the audacity to swipe that and continue to stand there.

I'll just be taking this. Wait, wait. What are you doing with mother's special child? She's not hers. You have something to say. What do you mean mother's special child? Mother. other wants her baby back. Don't screw with me. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please. If you take it, then the others Will laugh at me. No, I took theirs, too. Don't worry. Better than them. What do I care? Wait, just a little longer. Yo, Notre Dame, get back. Why is Ethan trying to conversate with a beast? Damn. I'm not talking to you. First of all, this is

my daughter. We're This There's no negotiation to be had here. Please. What's so funny? You're stupid. You talk too much. I agree, monster guy. It's all over. I plugged the way in. What do you This is my Territory. I won't let you leave. Uh, damn freak. It's odd that the monsters are like kind of doing this cat and mouse thing. Like, why not engage in combat immediately? You haven't. I'm not begging. You can believe that, Jack. Woo! How do I get out of here? What are you asking me for? Right. Climb up here. Shimmy up

the straw. Jump on the Burger. Force could break it. Nice. That's what I'm talking about, Ethan. Give me the leg. Give me the leg. You got more lychans. Trust me, they don't want the smoke. Trust that. Oh yeah, you're done. though. Oh, hey. The freak. Did you think you thought, brother? Suckers is getting sniped. I know how y'all work Now. Y'all doing all that growling. I'm turning that corner with the red beam. Uh, never mind. Help me. All right. So, what do we want to do? Let me start with that. Let's go ahead and reload

it. Oh, there's guys all over the place. Okay, let's throw that over there. Turn around with This. That Oh, hold up. This is a excellent grenade. Uh, let's uh get the shotgun back out. Okay. Okay. We're okay. We're okay. Um, he's running up really fast, huh? Yes, sir. You know, that's just how we deal with situations over here on the Cory Kitchen channel. Why is that pot hanging from the Tree? Uh, where are we? Oh, we're on a totally different Okay, bro. This looks like RE4. This looks like like some villagers about to come out.

[Music] Perfect. Oh, shoot. Quick scope. Perfect. That's how we do it. There's treasure. Oh, we got to get in a boat. Let me drive the Boat. There's always a boat, bro. Every Resident Evil game Oh, okay. How do I get that treasure, though? I guess we're going to go around. I'm assuming I don't have harpoons or anything. Okay. What was that? What's up with Resident Evil? It's always got to be a big fish, man. I'm not going that way. I'm going This way. I'm about to follow that thing. Let me try the boat. I see

him. What the hell? Research post or something perhaps. What the [ __ ] are they doing here? What? Who's this? What the Get off of me. Stay the down. Ethan, I got to say I'm surprised you made it this far. It'd be a shame if something Happened to you now. Sure. Chris, why not? You killed Mia. Now do me and finish the job. This is not Chris Rio. I'm getting some serious motion readings out here. We should move on. This is like Call of Duty. What kind of readings? What's moving? Unknown, but my guess is

we've been here too long and Miranda knows it. Hey. Hey. Did you say Miranda? How are you involved? Leave it alone, Ethan. You are out of your depth. What about the sample analysis? It's definitely related to the mold. Why? Why is Chris here? You stay out of our business, Ethan. But this job. Oh, Chris is here and he's not helping. Well, clearly he cares about him. He pushed him out the way. Stay back. The exit's underwater. You're done. I don't have time for this, bro. Shut this maniac. It's great. [Music] If it was me, it's

too late. Miranda's already preparing. And I got to edit all of that. Matter of fact, Cory, give them one more clip. Miranda sent you to slow me down. You're pathetic. Why you keep barfing? [Music] [Applause] You should be like [Music] [Music] We literally could have bodied him before he transformed into that. All right. Well, let's keep moving. I don't know. Hey, at least I'm not fighting him on a boat this time. Wow. I don't even know where my boat Is. How did I get back outside? I was in a cave. What am I supposed to

do? I guess we explore this house. He said the exit's underwater. Then let's drain the water. If I can drain the water. There's no power. Somebody's snoring upstairs. They're about to get this red dot. He almost got bodied, man. I don't know if I'm supposed to sell these. I'm Just holding on to them. I mean, we don't really need the money right now anyways. We do have four meats. Pause if you must. So, we only need three more poultries for the great health up. It's sure to be a good meal. That wasn't what his mouth

did. All right, let's get this power on. Let's get this power going, people. Let's get this power on. Take that cam fluid. Chickens, I'm so Sorry. I'm sorry. I can hardly wait. Just excuse me a moment. Health greatly increases. This is what I'm talking about. This is how we make moves. Here it is. Please join me. Ah, yes. Not a bad dish. Not a bad dish. You know how hard it was to retrieve those materials? Well, seriously, just like the note said. Why is that up here? I don't know. I could knock that Down. Surely

nothing bad's going to happen for me trying to do this. Bro, why is this thing so fast? Okay. Do I jump on your back? Oh, that thing's rocking. Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. I got to shoot something from that side, right? But I got to wait till he comes over here. Mhm. Ah, let's Get Don't be mad, brother. Don't be mad, brother. Hey, you're too late. You're too slow. Oh, I can push this. Let's get it. Damn. What? What do I do with that? Let's turn the pop. Stinks. Why are

y'all alive in here? There's no food. Don't look at his hand like he haven't been already touching all types of Bro. If I fall in the water, is it an instant death? Magnum ammo. Some switches all over the place. Try that one. Okay, that brings that up. Ah, there's a white one. Now this thing's just flying. Bro, what is this fish even doing? If you could jump like that, jump on the land. This is the weirdest Resident Evil Villain, bro. All right. Light work. Light work. All right. Idiot missed once again. All right, let's climb

up here. Let's knock this crap out. Like, what is even this fish, bro? Electricity on. No. What is Is this a big one? I don't understand this town. Like get on here. Okay. Time out. Thank You. Oh, got the crank. Can't climb up like this. Oh, now I can climb down the ladder or up. Guys, don't ask what's happening. What am I trying to do right now before I get the Oh, okay. Hey, that was scary. Okay, so now I can hit this one, right? Man, just been so loud over There. All of that for

a freaking crank. Okay. Open the sleeves gate. Okay. [Music] So, he just scared the heck out of me. Got it. Night night. Don't let the be boo. Where did he just crawl to? Guys, I'm scared. October 1st, a Sunday, Mother Marina Brought me five peoples from the village just like I aslad from freaking uh vinyl saga. I made them sleep with some liquid. Huh? And then I put kadoo in their tummies. Yeah. So I'm assuming this guy was a scientist. M11 high capacity. Oh, we likes that. We likes that. Okay. Are they telling us we're

about to be Fighting? What's this? Can I climb that? run. Oh, we got to do Okay, tell me what we have to do. Look at all these supplies. [Music] I'm stuck, bro. I I'm stuck in the corner. Let me move. Oh yeah, here we go. What's the weakness right there? Oh, there we Go. Oh, dang it. I should have used a rocket launcher. What? This one. They gave him a insta kill move and didn't tell me like what to do. Want to do your cheat move? Yep. Get under the shelter. Go ahead. Allow me to

reload on my weapon. Oh shoot. Where is he? Okay. Oh shoot. Oh shoot. I need some freaking shotgun shells. Hey, he's saying this. I don't know what's happening. Oh [Music] man. Heat. [Music] Miss Heat. Heat. Please. Why is he so big? Yeah. Heat. Heat. Heat. What? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What do we do now? I don't hate you, brother. You're just trying to kill me, is all. Oh my word. Oh my word. Yeah. Heat. Heat. Heat. Why is there a barricade Here? Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. He hitting me through the freaking wall, man. This trash

freaking programming, bro. Hitting me through the wall. Oh, how much help? How much [Music] help? I mean, this is I mean, that's all I got, man. Heat. Heat. [Music] Oh my goodness, man. [Applause] [Music] in death as he was in life. Disgusting, bro. I guess Ethan think he Leon. Tell me I can disarm that. I guess Ethan think he Leon throwing in the Cheesy oneliners after the enemy's dead. First of all, you didn't know him in life. You knew him after the freaking Miranda got to him. The exit's up ahead. We made it through. That's

literally three of the great lord things down. Shotgun ammo. Take that. Oh, he was in here watching TV. Oh, six swing. You're better off than I thought. Who's that? Oh, come on. We just met a while back. Not that it really matters. You're the last [ __ ] in my way, aren't you? You've got fight. I'll give you that, Ethan. But what's the plan when you have all four flasks? Got them together. Polymoration. What are you trying to get at? I could lend you a hand. Not trying to get on my good side. Don't get

cocky. I'd kill you if you weren't worth the trouble. I'd kill you if you weren't worth the Trouble. There's a stronghold. Not too far outside the village. Yeah. Go there and get my flask. Do that and you pass. First, head back to the graveyard. Self-centered prick. So, where does he have cameras at? How I mean, how did he hack into a freaking 1942 television? So, this man was putting that inside of people. Is that alive? Yeah, it Is. Mother gave me a rose jar. No one likes me, which is why I thought they would leave

me alone again. But Heisenberg said that that's why we get each get a rose. The ceremony cannot happen without us all there. Mother didn't seem to care though. Mother said Rose is a vessel. With a vessel, mother can get her real child back. Okay, there we go. Even though she has been dead for a very long time. But what if mother does then? But what if mother does then? What will happen to me? I'm not a real child. Would she abandon me? No, I don't want that. No. No. Why do these people get off thinking

they can steal other people kids? Because their kid died. That's not how the world works. Red Rover. Red Rover. Bring zombie on over. Hey guys. What a [Music] combo. He was one shot. And he he swiped. I blocked it. I went up for my Counter. He was still in his combo. So he swiped and then command grabbed me. Y'all see what they did, right? So I snuck around the back. They spawned in another one of them wolf creatures. So now I have to get in here so I'm safe. And then I can deal with this

guy. It looks like it's only one of them, but I just don't have a good head shot here. That Sucked. Mother gave me a mountain. I can do lots of experiment. Could this my special secret special laboratory? I did three Kadoo experiments today. They all went pop. Made a bro. Why do we care about this dude? Ooh. Ooh. That is a fancy looking magnum. I think I missed that shot. Okay. Oh, shoot. This thing is strong as heck. Let's freaking Go. Hold up. Can I check the damage on this? 17. Yeah. Mermaid ball. Fight work,

baby. Chartreuse. Back to the village. This way. This is reminds me of Lucas from uh the Baker family. Remember how he would set up all those traps and signs and it was like a big game? Where's that old lady at from the beginning of the game? Like Rose is waiting for you. Look at him playing games, bro. He installed these Signs. A freaking devil Ram is literally standing in front of me. Um, I'm about to freaking shoot it with a magnum. I don't really know the freak this dude think he died. Oh shoot, it's two

of them. Four meats a pop. Oh, freak. Broken slab. Claw the uh Oh, this goes to the um Can somebody tell me what I just heard? What's up, Woo! Oh, let me move. Let me move. Okay, now we about to go in with this. Okay. Oh, he came in with the double double Rooney, huh? Mhm. Okay. He got to be almost dead. He got to be almost dead, brother. He got to be almost dead, brother. brother. Okay. My word. And these suckers was down here, too. They thought I was really about to fight all of

them at the same time. Now, this shouldn't be too bad. Let me reload my Okay. Anybody else? Okay. All right. Um, not bad. Not bad. We got a chalice here. I thought I would be getting a weapon or something. Definitely not worth it. Treasured by Bengaria, one of the four founders of what? Looks pretty regular. Yo, I just bought this crazy tall dude, bro. Seeking something in particular. Yeah, let's that this was worth more than the dang treasure. Come on over here. [Music] What the freak is this? Cannibals plunder. Oh, that sounds that just Sounds

great. Explosive barrels. A lot of birds over here. Probably a bunch of dead bodies or something. Well, we're not in the best shape to be taking on a new area. What? Autos Mill. I just used everything on the other guy. All right, time to set a bunch of traps. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let me out. All right. He can't fit in here surely. They was real slick putting that one so you had to crouch to hit it. That was real slick. I don't know how I'm not dead. Look at all of this free meat. Hey. Yep.

What an idiot. Why is there a bird up here? A Oh shoot, my battery died. This dude got to be almost dead, bro. [Applause] Finally. Cheese the heck out of that boss, but um come on. I wasn't about to fight both of those guys in a row. Get bodied, loser. Uh-oh. Today's the day the jolly merchant stops by. He always gives me old newspapers. I know Marina forbids them, but news of the outside world is also is always so fascinating. There was one thing that piqued my Interest in the last one. It was an article

about some medicine company. H I don't remember the name, but their emblem looked familiar. It was the same symbol on the giant's chalice. I'm pretty sure I saw the same one painted on the walls in the cave, too. That radiating umbrella image really stands out. What's some outsider company emblem doing here? I wonder if it had anything to do with that man that stayed here all those years ago. Nah, I'm overthinking It. That man that stayed here all those years ago, who could they possibly even be talking about? Oh boy. Come here, little fishy. Come

here, little finest fish. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's what I'm talking about. Y'all was just over here chilling, huh? Not anymore. Where are these roots coming from? This how roots Are. Oh. Oh. All of that. Need all of that antique coin. Check that out. Looks like one from the Baker house. Hold on. Fore grip for the tech. Increased firing rate. Awesome. I'll take it. Oh no. DNA sequencing complete. 99.95% match to do what the deviation of 05 can presumably be attributed to artificial Changes by humans means this is the source further investigation into how the connections the

connections capital managed to find and extract the mold the fungal colony spreading out under the village when you take the baker incident into account the host of the are part of the consciousness. If that network is linked to here, then we could assume this organism here. I'm so confused, man. There's something over there Moving. So, we got mold from the baker's house here at this village. What is it doing? What are you doing? Oh, we got to kill this. I don't know what this is. This is demonic and needs to be exercised. Figured it out.

Oh, large pigeon blood ruby. Okay, I'm assuming we can. Yes. Yes, indeed. All right, we'll save it there. Recording face. Game play. Game play. Hello. Oh, hello again, man. Funny running into you here. Also was curious if slotting these things in does anything cuz we got three of them. It [Music] does. What the hell? Let's slot in another one. Thank You. Oh, didn't do anything. There's a freaking Umbrella emblem on that. Like somebody from Umbrella came to this village, had all of this stuff built, and then dipped. This necklace is worth 50 racks. Uh, thank

you. Now to cook. Let's cut. Hey, here it is. Please join me. I don't have a problem. You do. Reflavored Matitti. Let's get It. Healthc increase. I wouldn't mind having that again. I'm sure you wouldn't. Let's move on. Uh, we got one fish here. Carry on. Could turn that in. We just need five more fish. Our health is maxed though. Rose is waiting for you. My bad. Rose had to go collect some treasure. Speaking of treasure, when I was in elementary school, I was in third grade, fourth grade, I think, and we were having our

class president election. So, it was a Class president, a class I don't know if it was a vice president or something, and then there's a treasurer, and I wanted to be the class treasurer. My mom helped me create a poster, and I've never forgotten the slogan, my my and it it went like this. Vote for Corey. No one else would measure. I'm the man for the class treasurer. What? I didn't win. But um I never forgotten that from like 20 years ago. Um, and the whole what thing that was like my dad like, you know,

cuz ' 90s and but I Yeah, I I don't know why I'm saying this. No one's even watching right now. Okay. Um, this man said, "Good luck, sucker." Oh, that kind of scared me a little bit. just had to assess where the threat was coming from. I Think every time I'm like I'm not scared. Oh wow, there's a lot of guys over here. I just need to funnel them. Look at him trying to dodge. Perfect. There we go. They thought You thought, Bozo, look how quick they move, dude. Be still. Oh, we got a live

one. Goodbye. Hey, Man. Perfect. Oh, I shot the arrow and him. Hey, wolves. [Music] Wow. Wow. I didn't have ammo in my shotgun. That's an issue. Um, I pulled the trigger and then Junk said click click. Look at this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Not bad. Not great, but not bad. How do I get this door Open? I would definitely be a little more disheveled. How do I get out this door open? I didn't even say the right line. Yeah. Heat. Let's throw one of these down

there. I don't know how many people are down there. Um, I don't know what he's doing. Let's take care of that. I'm glad they stop and do that yelling Crap. Come on over. Come on over. B. There's another guy. You're dead. Come on. Come on up. Is that it [Laughter] or the This is who you send. Oh boy. Like I was about to be running through here. I'm in a position with one entry point. Take care of the snipers and I should be good. Like the freak. You freaking jump down. You yell for the first

10 seconds that you're spawned. Like should I wait till you're done yelling or can I just pop that muffin cap? Feel like I'm walking in a Sins fortress right now. Shout out to all my from Softians. Literally just made that up. That sounded Pretty. All right, take that. Take that. Hearing a lot of chatter. This must be their den. Oh, we're literally in the wolf's den, huh? They're waiting to spawn them until I walk away from this very strategic entry point because if they were walking around, I'd definitely be taking pot shots already. But as

you can see, lot of chatter, nothing Visible. So, let's see what the where the trigger point is. It's right there. Going to go back. Looking tried to block the entrance already. Oh, that's a good pipe mom if I don't say so myself. Yep. Yep. Yep. Just like I thought. I might even uh do this. Definitely going to need more of these. Um, I should have set traps. I just didn't know where the entry point Was going to be at. Yep. Dead freaking um right there. Okay, this is our best weapon once they get in our

face. It's like what the My dude did the Donimo. Wow. Was not expecting that. Oh, what The wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait jarro All right, let's just keep moving, I guess. What? What's going on here? Oh man, this is getting crazy. This is getting crazy fast. Oh, nice combo. All right, let me heal up. Do I have any sh All right, I'mma use One of these. Didn't do anything to the guy behind me.

Handgun. Reload the gun, Ethan. This garbage keeps sniping at me. I'm not using another sniper on you, bro. We got to move. Okay, big guy. Okay, big guy. Let's get the magnum out. All right, there we go. He's taken Care of. See what a player. Okay. Uh we could just head shot here. Okay. I got another guy. Look at the Look at the dodging, bro. There we go. Got to move. Got to move. Got to move. Got to move. Get the uh reload this thing. I think we did It. Woo. That was tough. Oh my

word. Okay, I want to save the game after that. They hang them up so they're just freaking hanging lunchables. Oh god. Oh, I don't know how he didn't see me. I was about to say I know it's a typewriter. The king's orders finally have arrived. Why did I add half? Withdraw. It's the most vexing. It is Most vexing that we must abandon the border stronghold to those heretics. If I had but a little more time, I know I might be able to turn the tides of this battle. Nay, I should not put on heirs. It

is my curiosity that ties me to this place. There are a number of ruins in the vicinity that which the locals say are very ancient. The ceremony site with four giant statues, the caves with murals carved on the walls, the stone plinth they call the giant's chalice. Where did the people who built them come from? Where did they go? It irks me that we must abandon this place without knowing. Abandon the border to those heretics. I don't know, man. Sniper ammo. I'mma take [Music] [Applause] it. Oh, that's not good. As long as there aren't any

ads, I should be Good. Start placing mine. All right, that went off. What? I'm hiding. I'm hiding. Okay. Okay. I mean, so far so good. Why did the mine blow up? He had no reaction. No reaction. Okay, hold up. Put that down. See, he's about to start bringing in help. I knew it. That's the only thing that I hate that boss battles that can Summon little enemies that you have to fight while you're fighting the boss. The corniest bull crap. No reaction, bro. Didn't [Music] flinch. Okay. What the? He jumped across the That's corny, dude.

Can he just walk like a normal enemy, please? I missed it. Good stuff, Cory. Where's the pipe bombs I picked Up? Throw another one. Relax. Um Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay. What can I do here? I like don't have any good ammo left. Oh my goodness, bro. I don't know what to do anymore. Help. Yeah, I just blocked the hammer. No big deal. This is doing nothing. This is doing nothing. I can't see him. Oh, he's dead. Let's [Applause] go, bro. I sniped them through the dust. Let's go. Let's go, boys. Now we're in Elden

Ring. Um, are all of these jewels that I can shoot down? What? Uh, okay. Why do they [Music] keep This is from the baby's POV. Oh, what? You're the real deal, Ethan. Well done. Quit hiding, [ __ ] I'm not letting you get out of this. Cool your jets. Just a little bit more and you're all wrapped up. Just a little bit more. I'll lend you a hand. So, in exchange? In exchange what? First of all, come to me. Put all the flask in the altar and I'm sure you'll Figure the rest out. See you,

Ethan. He got like this damn it Johnny Bravo thing. First of all, see like I don't know. Maybe not Johnny Bravo. Just like this cool guy thing when bro you're going to die for abducting my child. Like that's not up for discussion. But googly I was about to try and sound it out. Dang. Was that the last treasure? Dang, this Game seems like smaller than um the rest of the Resident Evil games. Unless like this is only the intro map or something, which I highly doubt. Photo of phantom fish. Yeah, we already got that. Kadoo

implantation notes. Bernardet. Last one's going to be freaking Mia or Rose. Oh, Cena. You know who that Is. That's my very high affinity. No loss of cognition. So, she took to it pretty well. Tell me you got some new What the was that? Look how much stuff we're about to make. Sell. I mean. All right. Put this last one up in here. Giant's chalice. [Music] What? Fine. Heisenberg. Um, so let's check out the chalice first. This thing seemed way bigger. What's going on? Facts. Lords. See, how is it this big now? I can't move. No.

Oh, who built this? Who did this? Don't worry about the kid. Even it'll be fine. It just get your ass across the bridge. No, you said all that you needed to say. I'm going to enjoy exterminating you, brother. I don't really have a lot of ammo, though. Ah, Ethan Winter. Did he Did he literally just forget he just spoke to me? Welcome. I didn't think you'd make it past daughter Maro, but I suppose you survived worse back in America. H I like you. I'd like to speak to you about Rose and Miranda. Oh, come on

in. Don't worry, it's not a trap. Right. So, it is What are you planning? What are you planning? Wow. I mean, it looks very peaceful here, you know, very industrial. And uh this man is making model T's in here or something. Got all the buzzers. Okay. and powder. I'll take it. Hey, pal. You want to let me know where you are so I'm not just Okay. Nothing here. Okay. There's nothing to pick up. Okay. It looks like we got some Stuff in here. Take it. Got a fart. Yeah, Cory, go ahead. Leave it in. Ain't

nobody watching this fouryear-old game. All right. Um I know something's going to get triggered here. What the hell, Mia? Truth hurts, don't. He was great with the draw. Let me guess. You're thinking, take me out Like the others and then he gets to go and save Rose, right? I'm healing my daughter. Look, you you got this all wrong. Shing hole. Sorry about that. What? Take a seat. Listen, Ethan, you're being played. What are you talking about? You think this is a game? I said [ __ ] lady. Superiz ugly psycho doll. I don't care About

him. I'm a memory freak. I don't care about him. Don't you get it? It's a test to see if you're strong enough to be a part of Miranda's family. I don't want to be a part of Miranda's family. Leave it. But here we are. And I'm next in line, right? Kill me. Move up the chain. We'll I don't give a damn about your personal issues. I just want to fix my daughter. So do I. Do you have any idea how Powerful that kid is? Even Rander scared her. Last time you freak, I swear to God

who was down there. He has you and me. Then together we can go save Rose and we can use her to grind Miranda into paste. My daughter is not a weapon. [ __ ] you, [Music] bro. I'd be like, "Okay, I like what you're saying. I like where you're going." Rather, we're not going to use Rose in any type of way like that. But I am so down for, you know, us joining forces and taking down Miranda. Like, we could do that all day, right? He's he's saying like, "Let's team up essentially." Like I didn't

want to be here either. Why do you f you to that? Last chance. You don't want to find out what's in that hole? I'll take my chances. You're fine. Oh, Ethan trying to die, man. There's no way I'm falling down there. Damn it. Oh, can't go that way. There we go. Start crossing. We're running. Yeah. Here they go with this bull crap. I always die the first time. I always die the first time. Here they go with this. You got to look for something. You got to shoot it. Oh. Oh. What we sliding to? Hell.

Why is that underground? Who built that? What was that thing? That was [Music] a It It occurred to me in the last second. That is a chainsaw, man. What the freak? Why do they got Cyclops visors on? [Music] Um at y'all getting up from that Now. Sheesh. Poly crystal. Okay, let's proceed. How many freaking ladders? Here comes the jump scare. There's always one when you're climbing up a ladder. This place is messed up. Oh my goodness. I've got to get upstairs. No way. I'm still in that same building. All right, we fell underground. Okay. Okay.

Okay, they're just trying to scare us, Guys. They're just trying to trying to scare us as I stutter. B4 materials. What is this disposal electrical? Hey, what are you doing here? So, you got a shop down here, too, huh? How are you moving around? Oh, yes. Yeah. Give me some new stuff. I've gotten some new stock. Okay. What the freak is this? Sig 12 shotgun. Semi-automatic shotgun. That's focus shots make it powerful against single enemies. That's what I wanted before. I didn't want this freaking spreadshot shotgun, but I've already upgraded. Good day then. Red dot

sight for the shotgun. Wolf's bane. Increase capacity. Oh my word. I don't have money for this. We'll start with the [Laughter] Shotgun. Oh, there's one for here, too. Is he laughing for? Some kind of locking. Oh, just waiting behind the door, huh? Okay. So I mean essentially they got freaking head gear. Every Resident Evil game they start trying to get an enemies like headshot protection. What was it in Resident Evil 4 and five and six? If you start headshotting the Zombies now, they can mutate, you know, like the most annoying crap, man. Oh, I got

I got lock pickicks all day. I've been holding on to these lock pickicks for a long time. I want to see exactly how they stack up against this boy. This thing's about to be a problem. Okay. Did he do this, too? What do you think, Ethan? No. This like I was born here like this. Y'all Ready for the bull crap? I'mma pick this up. Yep. Let me move. Oh wow. Um I don't even have like any materials. Look how he moves. Heat. Heat. I don't know. I don't know if that was hurting him. I was

like, "Oh, is it just stunning him and I should be getting head shot or do I just keep shooting this or My bad. It goes here. That wasn't enough. Yeah, I can tell you right now. I was actually a machinist for the first 14 years of my life. That wasn't enough. Oh. I'm about to get this shot. Still ate. Still ate it, bro. Still ate the freaking shotgun. Maybe I shoot it off with a pistol. Maybe it just takes one shot to shoot it Off. Pretty sure we just shoot this thing. There we go. What

the freak are these guys doing here? Oh, wow. If they start moving, bro, we're screwed. Unlock this. All right, so that's a shortcut back here. Hey, cog mold. So, we're running around here making molds of all this stuff to open these doors. Got a Map. Very good. Very good. Mechanical soldier. Sold that. Fully grown male corpse used. Wow. Removed heart and implanted kadoo. It's version one 1.1 added headgear. Experiment one. Lykan fight was dismantled and eaten within 3 minutes. So version 1.1 replace lower part of arm with drill. 1.15 implanted kadoo reactor into the chest

experiment 2 lykan fight. Destroy three lychans in 1 minute. Good results But issue with reactor durability may stop functioning if reactor is destroyed. But there you go. They taught us the weakness. Shoot the reactor right in time, too, because one of these boys is going to come alive. Now, it still scared me. He's definitely protecting it. All right. So, I think that's the strat. We make a landmine. Stun them. We snipe it. And then we got to like stun him one more time. Pour more lava. Not enough. We couldn't make a mug with that. No.

Now look how big this thing is. No. There we go. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, such a disappointment. Such a dis. What did I do? I thought we could Join forces against that Miranda. truly truly disappointed her to be her children. She locked us away. Vicki, you were forced to serve her. Can you believe that human? forced to serve her for decades. Huh? I'm not like my siblings. I want nothing more than to be free of them. So, I need Power. I need enough power to destroy her. These are the fruits of my

power. The strong will destroy the weak. That's the way of the world. You should have never refused me, Ethan. Got it. What a freak. What a freak, dude. This dialogue is horrible. Maybe once I get the power on. I don't know where his power source is. Oh, it's on his back. Just like I Thought. He really came out that cage like he was going to be a problem. [Music] you again. The door closed behind me, bro. What? All right, open that up. He had so much faith in that door. I'm assuming he's still going to

break in. I don't I don't know what's happening. Oh my. Look how many he's making. Oh, he will be Unstoppable. He will be I didn't know he was making that many of them. Yeah. Uh, if all of these things get powered, it's over. I might actually end this here, man. Sound sound game. Hey guys. Hey. Hey. We're back. Hey, hey, hey. Got a little headache. Um, I don't know if it's cuz I was bodying all these people yesterday, but um I'm ready to get back to it. Got a Long way to go. Right. He said

this and I was like, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow." I'll be honest, I'm not a big fan of this whole factory level, but um you know why why do all the Resident Evil games I feel like they start off so good being in a village area? It always ends up in like a factory type of I mean, this is going back to Resident Evil 2 days. actually Resident Evil 1 days like you end in the umbrella facility. Like I Don't I like when we just in a village fighting zombies and like in the city or

something. Miranda thinks we're nothing but children. Oh, she doesn't care for us. No, she's long lost all her humanity. She used to be a human. Oh, well, of course. I must destroy her. I don't give a [ __ ] about your family drama. You keep telling them, Ethan. This looks like a uh boss area. I'm just going to shoot these Now. I don't know what that's for, but it's going to be a problem. Mark my words. Oh, this place is falling apart. sniper ammo. If it wasn't clear, we're about to fight something. I hope it

is now. Okay, so these suckers got jetpacks now. I I see what's going on. Another one. [Applause] I honestly just want to quickly I mean she Just see we got a bait. the swing. What the What's happening? This dude just jumped down here. Okay. Oh, they got some freaking roller derby thing going on. Okay, let's reload this thing. Nice. Nice. Sold that enhancement. Sold that jet. Attach the jetpack and head stabilizers to sold that. Sold that Panzer. Attached aluminum alloy shielding to sodat to protect chest reactor. Experimentation proves he is invincible against regular firearms. Armor

doesn't hold up against strong blasts. Well, there you go. Um, yeah, it's about to go down. I mean, it was that simple, bro. That was close. No, it wasn't. Soon she'll start her ceremony with your rose. Right. Right. If that happens, It's all over for your kid and for the whole village. But don't worry, I'll stop it. I'll use Rose to kill Miranda. Poor papa. You're the only one who doesn't see your kid's power. Yeah, cuz I'm looking at her like a kid. I'd like to see you try. Corny is coming back, bro. Key mode.

[Music] So, we're going to make two things this Time. Going to make the key. That's a fat key, too. We can make the ball. Okay. Now, I think there's a monster in that room. The music changed drastically. I think there's there's definitely a monster in this room. Matter of fact, let's let's look. Okay. Heat. Swing. Come on. Open up. Open Up. I didn't think he was going to do that attack. Okay. Uh, I'm glad I didn't die there. I was being kind of stupid. Perfect crystal mechanical heart. Wow. Okay, we got a new one here.

Hey, Bister Skull, you really are a tough one. I know, but I'm tired of chitchats. Time to die. You can hear it, can't You? Someone's waiting for you. Prototype Sterm rhymes with sperm. use a cheap turborop engine, but he's impossible to control. All he does is charge. Too much power output from the reactor. Completely invincible head on. It's so funny they left boss notes right before you fight the boss. Like, thank you for helping me figure out my strategy before I head in there. Dummy managed to chop his own arms off. Also issues with overheating

from running for long periods of time. So overheating, we got to overheat him somehow. I don't know if that means baiting him to keep swinging or spinning, but don't even waste your ammo shooting at this guy. I don't [ __ ] Out of my way. Wow. I didn't know the door locked behind me. Okay, let's figure out what we need him To run into. Oh, shoot. You see it on his back? Good shot, Cory. Good shot. Got to be the easiest car ever. Hey. Don't miss another freaking shot. This freaking idiot boss, man. Am I

hurting him? Okay, that's what I'm talking [Music] about. What? Oh, you're getting smart. Oh, we getting a little faster, Huh? Getting a little Getting a little fast, huh? He not staying on that wall long at all anymore. The fire stays on the ground. What's up with that? Where is he? Put your arms down. Oh, wow. I couldn't I didn't even know where he was. Put that down. Now stay down. Oh, he's dead. Okay, not too bad. Not too bad. Lots of Ammo, though. I was locked in. My bad, y'all. I wasn't talking. Um, sometimes I'm

trying to figure out if what I'm doing is actually hurting him. Miranda is abominable. Her deceit knows no bound. We're merely a bunch of failed Cadoo experiments to her. I was just lucky I had more affinity to the stuff than the other poor schmucks in the village. So she still calls me her son. What a joke. I'll never forgive her for what she did to me. A crazy woman Has never been right in the head. She can't see a difference between experiment and family. Miranda didn't just change my body. She took my dignity. If I

don't kill her, then my life will never be on my own. Still, she may be crazy, but she's also powerful. She could turn into anyone. Wow. The trick is that brat Rose. If I could access her power. Speaking of the kid's dad, Ethan, has a pretty interesting body Himself. Maybe I could get him to help me out. Becca is a literally a Lego man. What the Magneto? Magneto. It's Magneto. Oh, bro. He could kill Ethan so easily, man. You can't make Resident Evil villains this strong that like transcends like all it's like Wesker from RE5.

Like if you got super Speed, you can literally just and then shoot Chris in the head and he's dead. You know, it's like at a certain point it becomes nonsensical how dumb these villains are cuz we sitting up here fighting Magneto. broken control like rhubarb like all types of metallic pillars and beams just smack Ethan in the head like he's done bro can move around stuff that easy bro give me your guns y all of that stuff that's metallic I'm taking that What can Ethan do now you know like Freaking not bad. Not bad. Magneto,

you're persistent. But I've got a rebellion, man. Just created some stairs as he was walking by. Now, that on its own is fire. So stay out of my Totally unnecessary to transform into this. Why is he not screaming this whole time? Why didn't Heisenberg just kill Him right here? Don't come back. That bastard. Like I'm not about to come back and kill you. Damn it. Again. We just about to take the elevator back up there. That's all. Why did he transform into that? Bro is perfectly fine in the first stage. Bodying Ethan with ease. The

freak. I told you to leave it alone. Ethan, you are in the way. What do you Care? Chris, you killed my wife. You son of a Do you think I killed Mia? That wasn't her. It was Miranda. What? She's a boweapon. She changed her appearance and pretended to be Mia. Seems she also survived being shot. So now I'm here to finish the job. [ __ ] Why'd you [ __ ] tell me right away? Because I knew you would want to be involved. And this job is Hard enough without civilians getting in the way. Why

us Chris? What the hell is going on? All right, Ethan. All right, I guess I owe you an explanation. This is crazy. Oh my goodness. I We literally just read that she can transform into anything. Hand me that wrench. down here making battle Tanks. Long story short, Miranda's [ __ ] insane and this village. All these monsters and freaks, this is her life's work. Some sort of crazy experiment with the mold. The mold? like Louisiana. Damn it. All this time I thought I could save my family. I can't escape from here. I can't do anything.

That might not be true. Take a look at This. My men sent those pictures a few minutes ago. Miranda, keep looking. Rose. Holy [ __ ] We got to go. Relax. My men are monitoring the situation. But they have my daughter. You don't get anything. You don't stand a chance against Miranda by yourself. He built this down here with two chainsaws on the freaking I will stay down here and finish planting explosives. You take that elevator. I'll meet you topside. I promise you we will Get your daughter back together. Damn straight. We will. And when

I find Miranda, she's a dead woman. All right, Ethan. Then you take this and do me a favor. Try to stay under the radar. Like literally could have told me this from stage one. Didn't need none of the secrecy. Just basically made the situation more complicated than it needed to be. He looks cool though. I'm not going to Lie. This some This is a cool design. You can't turn back now. Why is he always in the shadows, though? Why did he build this? Down here with a wrench metal polymer composite, huh? Time to fight fire

with fire. I'm coming, Rose. All right. So, what do we got? We got ready the cannon. Fire cannon. Reloading. Oh, wow. So, that took about 15 Seconds. We can guard machine gun. All right, let's get it. Bro, this is so crazy. Who pressed the button? And where did the big guy go? Where' the duke go? He actually got the whole elevator. You're like a damn cockroach. You think you take me on? Heat. Heat. [Music] Yeah. Heat. I am. This is so cool. Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Seems pretty straightforward so far. Okay. Oh, he's coming towards

me. yourself. Put me down, bro. Good job, Chris. [Music] They did not. They did not. Heisenberg doesn't know about Resident Evil 5. Okay, so now I guess the real battle starts. I'm dead. Don't know how he missed that. Too bad I'm your only fan. Here we go. The final stretch. What do you think? It's hopeless, right? Just Yeah, I'm starting to feel hopeless for sure. Flesh and blood went against me. We can't put mines down. This isn't danger. It's evil and a bloody eyes. I don't know what I'm supposed to shoot At, bro. Well done.

Like the world's watching. [Music] Oh, okay. We We need to craft more of these. [Music] [Music] I mean, he's too bad a [Music] fan. Is Is his back a weakness? Here we go. I'm just running. I'm just Running. What the freak is [Music] happening? I can't get enough of this. What's happening? What's happening? [Music] Come on. What was [Music] that? Well done. Like the world's watching. Having fun? Impressed. I don't know what to do, bro. All [Music] right. You really should have taken my deal. in the afterlife. I don't know. Oh, we got the tank.

What are the odds? I need survive. for me. I Must kill [Applause] her. The easiest boss battle of them all. I mean, they're like going down easier and easier. Ethan, I heard explosions. What the hell happened? I bodied Heisenberg. I dealt with Heisenberg. Now I'm going to find Miranda and get Rose back. Not without me. It's too dangerous. Sucker. Did you just not hear me say I soloed Heisenberg? Wait there. You hear me? Ethan. Rose. Ethan. Ethan, respond. That's a trick. Mia, what? Our child. She's so important, isn't she? Look at that tree. She's everything

to me and mine to me. With Heisenberg gone, you've lost your lead. What are you going to do? I don't know, but I'm saving Rose. You'd Never know, do you? Even when I took Mia's place in your home. Poor Ethan. Who are you? Where's Rose? Put that peooter away. Enough. Remember Evelyn and her power over them all. Rose is her successor. No, Rose is Evelyn's true complete form. She will grow to fully control the masses, and I must have her. You, you crazy [ __ ] Calm yourself. Rose will be saved. The Mega My Seat

catalogs all of us. However, she will be reborn as my daughter. She's my child, not yours. Where are you? Show yourself. Why did Rose come to be? Was it because of her parents? And you are truly a special case. But I've learned all I can from you. Your worth as a lab rat has run out. Miranda, you coward. Come out and face me. Yeah. Kill him. Kill him. Don't wor. Your death will come quick. You will join the Mega My Seeds records. Oh, I will. Oh, now that was crazy. She I mean, this dude wouldn't

be able to see anything. He would to sample your blood for later. Once dawn, the ceremony will be complete and I will become her true mother, bound for eternity in blood. Now this makes sense. I've waited so long. The dreams really can come true. Vessel or not, I can't wait to see my true child again. This is not even Resident Evil no more, bro. Captain, I've confirmed the death of Ethan Winters. I wasn't able to retrieve the body, but I've recorded evidence. Share your screen, and I'll go over the situation. My team and I were

careless. Yesterday, we took down the Transformed Miranda, but we didn't kill her. Who knew she could fake being a corpse? Since Miranda could have infected Ethan, I forcefully took him and Rose with us. But the vehicle they were riding in was attacked. When I got to the wreck, Ethan and Rose were gone. The last time I was able to contact Ethan, I heard Miranda's voice, she murdered him. And she is not Going to get away with it. Damn it. When does it end? What's that, sir? Chris smoking a cigarette. You know, I'm thinking like, all

right, he he obviously he got infected with the mold. He about to regrow a heart or something. He died like that. Not a blaze of glory, man. Just was trying to shoot her. She just And then he was gone. He never got to save Rose. He never got to do Nothing. And when is even the last time Resident Evil killed off like a main character slashprotagonist? These suckers got the most plot armor out of any characters in fiction. The mission. All of it. Three years trying to put this thing in the ground. Three years too

long. Where is Jill? Where's Cheva? I don't even know what the freak is going on in this universe anymore. Go get her, Captain. The squad's ready for You. We're playing as Chris now. So, BSAA got here already. They didn't waste any time. Mission adjustment. No, it doesn't change anything. Terminate Miranda and rescue Rose. That's a mission. And failure is not an option. Let's have some fun, people like all times. Move out. Roger. This man got a freaking I want to know what the hell ESAA is doing here. Find out what you can. Roger That. I'm

on it. Been a while since we fought together, Captain. When was it last? The desert. Doing nothing but recon's gotten me out of shape. But thanks to your recon, we know Miranda's plan. Couldn't quite believe it when I heard you turn herself in Mia, though. Taking five shots to the head's nothing to sneeze at either. Spooky. Looks like I got a batarang. I had Weapons. They got rid of all my gear, bro. I still had slots that I could upgrade on my weapons. Ethan's not dead. Oh my goodness. Somebody drop a tactical nuke. Hey, Alpha.

Look at this. Dang. He his code name is Alpha. That's freaking fire. Yes.A. They've gone too far. Christ. Looks pretty rough down there. How are you planning on reaching the objective? First, we're going to have to take that thing out. I've got your back, boss. Let's get to work. Everyone, watch for hostile bioweapons. Roger. We got a hold. Make contact with a group of hostile bioweapons. There's more than we do. Watch out. Hey, no money. Oh, shoot. We playing Contra now, boys. Okay, let let me get my squadmates next to me though. BSAA craft spotted.

Two guards. I can take them. Don't get cocky. [Music] ESA. Oh, we're at the house. We're at the house. Reload cuz you know this field is about to be nasty. What the hell is that thing? It's all you to my seat. That's probably where Ren is. Let's go. Yeah, we need to drop a nuke in this Large weapon or maybe releasing infectious particul. Didn't expect to see the VSAA going so hard. They had eyes on Miranda, too. Probably nothing to intervene. They was freaking messing me up. So, they had to send two of them. Hey,

boss. It's me. I'm at the location preparing for support fire. Might be a minute. Roger. Tundra here. Leaving some supplies in one of the houses. Captain, Help yourself. What the [ __ ] This is a Call of Duty mission, bro. I can't believe this. Bro thought I didn't see him next to the door. Come on in. Look, he like, "Bro, all my brothers are getting murdered by one person. I'm not used to this." Um, I need some backup. I see you. 200 to the point. I've never seen colony coming through the edge. Bro, the clip

size even. This is so fun, bro. I've been I told y'all in the beginning there would come a time where we will be overpowered. Our time has come. Our time has come. You boss. I It doesn't even matter who they're sending. All right, that reload time not not that good. Okay, just keep backing up. Yep, There you go. Yep. You there try your might against You think she died and got Oh my Get out here. Get down here now. I am Chris Redfield. I am the greatest weapon killer ever. Oh shoot. [Music] I've reached the

target location. Damn, this is big. All right, Lobo, mark in the target. Roger that, boss. Uh, yeah, just blow the whole freaking thing up. How do I Why do you need me to mark the target? All right, reloading now. Just a minute. Yeah, we know he about to die. Headed that way. Um, okay. Okay. Where's the target marker? Oh, right here. Reloading soon. Hurry up. Okay, captain. Ready when you [Applause] are rapidly. Oh my word. No more grenades. Must be something. I'm about to try to just target this. All right. C2. Hold your horses. I'm

reloading them. Oh, shoot. We don't have any more grenades. We need to last until he says reload. Don't give him any ground. Don't give me any ground. Oh, we're done. We're cooked. [Applause] Everyone okay? Boom. Take that. Good. The mega my must be blow. Tell you this man Chris got some crazy body armor because I was eating those Hits. Like some of those wasn't even blocked hits. They just wasn't hurting. I found a way down. I'm going in. The rest of you stay back. Captain, I compared the mold at the village with a sample from

the bakers, and there's no sign of the genome editing we saw in the E-series. The stuff originated here. Wow. Guarding the mega, huh? The tough guy here. I'm going to need backup, boss. You're on the ground. There's an opening in the roof. Use it. Okay, I'm moving out. Hold until it gets there. The freak. Hold out. Doing what? Help. Throw a grenade. Come here, big guy. Chill on that. All right. He was in a jump animation, so he did no damage. Okay, throw another one down. I'm over here. Good. I'll sign with the locator. Give

the guy a break. Okay. Thought so. Reloading now. Just a minute. Okay. Oh, yeah. You don't like that, huh? You don't like that, huh? I don't know when he's going to swing, man. Throw a grenade down. Get stunned, please. No such luck. Oh, this man's Crazy. Yeah. Just stand still for me. Just like that, you freaking idiot. Come on. Where should I next? Oh god. Rest of you giant crystal me. Stay above ground. brother. Freaking insane, man. I should have had If Miranda was the fake Mia, where's the real one? I doubt she saw any

further use for her. She did. I don't get any of this. How did Miranda even know Rose exists? Yeah, Some moldy little bird told her. Maybe we can figure that out later. Focus on the plan. I guess it is. It's the mega my seat, bro. Nuke it. Nuke this. Alpha the squad. I've located the mega my seat. So now we can end this mess after all. About damn time, bro. He about to get sniped or something. N2 explosives armed. President there to Blow the whole village sky high. Let's get out of here and blow the

damn place. Not before I end Miranda. Not taking any more chances. I'm going in. Roger that. Standing by. Captain, I have eyes on Miranda at the ceremony site. Keep your distance. Do not move until I give the order. I know it's too late now, but we really should have told Ethan the plan. There wasn't time. We didn't expect Miranda to Act so soon. Even so, you should have told him. Yeah. Who are you? I'm the captain for a reason. You question my authority. You question my decisions. Pack your bags. freaking could do, man. So, they're

using this to control the violence. Subject name Donna Bento. Cadu affinity favorable. Brain functions normal. Unfit vessel for EVA. Oh, so it's like bios on all of them. Could do affinity incredibly favorable. Demetrique Alcena uh regeneration rate very fast due to hereditary blood disease. The subject must ingest human flesh and blood on a regular basis to maintain regeneration properties. I suspect that if the subject's regeneration is not properly balanced that she may mutate Uncontrollably and then Maro could do affinity low brain functions surprisingly low. Is this Miranda or um yeah Miranda? I got names or

nothing on it. this Heisenberg. Dear Miranda, my deepest apologies for not meeting you in person. Love nothing more than to visit your quaint village once more. However, once more, so they been there before. However, I'm incredibly busy. Then Again, I suppose for an immortal woman such as yourself, you'd no longer remember this poor half-dead medical student in the snow. I've always cherished the revelations I came to 15 years ago when I stay in your village. I was inspired by research to think one could transform a human by infecting them with an organism. I knew that

that knowledge I could achieve my own vision for the next step in human evolution. I realized how Over the many nights of intellectual talks you and I shared that your conviction differed from mine. You hoped to bring back a single dead person while I aimed to change the world. Your experiments on the mold would not have aided me in my endeavor to achieve an exponential infection. I thought a virus would be more effective. This is why, my dear, I had to leave you. I still regret never telling you goodbye. Spencer. Oh. Oh. Apologies for reminiscing.

I actually have news that I might please you. I found a key to evolution. The progenitor found in Africa. I plan to start a company with friends and colleagues dedicated to the virus's research. I will call it Umbrella, just like the symbol in the cave that we spoke about. I'm one step closer to making my vision a reality. I hope You'll be able to achieve your goal someday, too. You taught me so much and I'll be in your debt. You mean Miranda and the stuff that she was doing preeds Umbrella? She was immortal even before

Umbrella. This story is just blowing my mind right now. Spencer he No way. Miranda. This got to be Miranda, bro. They was like climbing buddies. Dude, I thought it was about to Be Wesker because Wesker already has a son, Jake. We never knew Wes who's Jake's mom is if I remember correctly. Jake isn't just like a test tube baby. This is crazy, man. And that that just goes to show you, you can create a story and you might think like, oh, this is the beginning of my story that I'm creating, bro. They're eight games in

and they they can just write something that Happened before Resident Evil 1 and then it's canon. Isn't that like what? Why the freaking black dude head look like that? My Eva, it's been 100 years since I lost you to the Spanish flu. But now, now I can bring you back to life from the mega myy. I had to test your new vessel's regenerative abilities. I took her apart and revived her in the mega my seat regulator. All that is left is to merge her with the mega my lost you. I was so strict with grief

That I wandered into a cave to die. I so wanted to be with you again. And that's when I found it. The mega myy completely by accident. When I touched the black substance, my mind was overcome with knowledge. The mega breaks down and absorbs the consciousness of those who have perished. I knew that if your consciousness was in there too, then we would then there would be a way to bring you back. I just needed the right vessel. So this alien life form mega myy Was just in a cave on earth and she just happened

to find it. Was it like when I returned to the village, I implanted the villagers with mold from the mega seat. That way I could control them, experiment on them. I've experimented on hundreds of people just to find you the perfect vessel. I even tried to increase the efficiency of finding a vessel by creating a parasite I called Kadu. Yet none of my experiments came to fruition. There were some like Alcena who were Close to being perfect, but most turned into lychans. Random. I was once approached by organization of who said they would assist me.

I gave them some of the mold in your DNA, but all they created was another defect. Evelyn, that was that was umbrella, right? Then again, not a complete failure. I learned of Rose thanks to them, and I knew she would be the perfect vessel. There was some interference, but I was able to verify her suitability. Now, my research is finally complete. Eva, I've waited too long to see you again. So, Mia, man, this this was a really well done story. I mean, they essentially took two games to tell one story. It's like Resident Evil 7

was only half of the story and then also they they're even adding pre- Resident Evil 1 information, pre-Resident Evil Zero information. So, it took Mia being infected with the Mold, right? cuz she got infected. And then they had a baby. Her and Ethan had a baby. And that baby was like the purest mode, whatever. Absolutely insane. Show me your hands. Umbri, this is Alpha. Where is Miranda right now? Still at the ceremony site. Whatever she's doing, she's staying put. Damn, it really is you. I'm glad you're safe, Mia. Why are You here? I was caught

in Houston experiments. How long have you been here? How long? Like, is even the Mia from Resident Evil 7? Was that the real one? Wait, did you say Mia? Mia Winters in the flesh. What's the situation up there? Kind of a war going on. Turn your back on her, man. Don't get distracted. Stick to the mission. I'm headed to the Ceremony site. Wait, you can't leave me here. You promised. Damn it. You said that you would keep us safe. We did everything that you asked. We moved over here. Everything and I didn't care so long

as we were together. So you tell me she looks Where is my husband? Where is my daughter? Ethan Is gone. I couldn't save him, but I can save Rose. Come on. It's not safe here after all. What do you mean he's gone? He's [Music] dead. I'm sorry, Mia, but we have to leave. We have to destroy this village. No, you're wrong. I tried to keep this a secret, but you don't understand how special he Is. Oh my goodness. What's going on? Someone there. It's cold. You remember when Resident Evil used to be about zombies? Man

got his heart ripped out and crushed and he's still alive. This gas. How did I get here? Alien life form, bro. God, it's freezing. This is my body. You're so dumb. Oh, this freaking chick again. Why are you alive again? How are you here? You're dead. Dead. I mean, Miranda, she No, I still have to save Rose. Wrong. It wasn't Miranda. You were always dead. What are you saying? I can still see Miranda didn't kill [Music] you. You mean you didn't think it was weird? No matter how much you got hurt, [Music] remember 3 years

ago, the Baker house, you were murdered by Jack. You died there 3 years ago. That's That's Impossible. No way. Shouldn't even be able to walk around. Quit messing with my head. You shouldn't shouldn't be walking. Screw you. What? [Music] What? I I I did all that. [Music] Rose, I [Music] Now, do you get it? Your whole body is nothing but mold. You can't ever see your family again. Family. Family. No. Rose. I have to save my daughter. You're already dead. Dead. I I Will save Rose. I tell y'all we was on some anime stuff. Now,

I told you that was the most anime cut scene, bro. That the music. At last he awakes. Where am I? My carriage. Ethan, you were having a nightmare. Duke, your battle with Heisenberg was a sight to see, but to think Veranda would show herself. How long have I been out? 3 weeks. Not long till dawn. Duke, I need a favor. Take me to Miranda. I assumed as much and I'm already on the way. We should arrive shortly. Thank you. But Ethan, are you sure of this? Your body is well falling apart. Yes. Foolish of me

to ask. Speaking of foolish questions, who or what are you? Even I can't quite answer That. We're here. I owe you one. Mr. Winters, I'm afraid you can't return to your old world any longer. Are you ready? Yeah, I have to be. I got to go. This is this out of all the Resident Evils, this is the most different. Bro, this game I from the beginning I've been saying I don't know what game I'm Playing. Preparation is more important now than ever before. Duke's Emporium is thankful for your business to the last, guys. I'm pretty

sure we're going to be finishing this tomorrow. Audio. Audio. Audio game. It's time, people. It's time. Out of my way. Stay still. How? How? Bro, my shotgun is upgraded so much. No point. I got to keep going. All Right, Ethan, you can do it. So, little AA, my beautiful daughter, come to me. Is that her? Just mashed potatoes. If Is that you? Oh, how I've missed you. What the freak? What? My power is leaving me. Rose, man. Interesting. Your body certainly isn't normal. Neither here. You wrote to me Now. You will see once I kill

you properly. Every get her now. Oh, let go. Why did he just stand there? I've spent a lifetime creating this moment and you try to take it away from me. Chris, shoot her again. I will take what is due. Chris, shoot her again. My desires will be fulfilled. Rose is mine. What the Honesty? What the freak is going on anymore? You fulfilled. All right, let's just start blasting. What's your purpose, Mr. Williams? I don't even know. You disposed of my false children and awakened your glorious sacrifice. Oh, what the? Now, please do not worry for

little Rose. I assure you, I'll provide her with She's whipping me. So, now you can die, peace. How do you block lava? Get away. Here I come. See, she's doing that whip stuff. I got something for her. We going magnum. There's nothing. Uh-huh. Didn't like that. I saw that. You understand your child? How can you deny me? Why the hell can't you realize Ro is my damn kid, not yours? Cease. Oh, my fire rate is trash. I don't know what's happening. I'm just blocking and shooting. Bro, your time is up. Now die. Help. Uh-huh. Shot.

My seat. Saved me from the pits of despair. It granted me this splendid power. You're right. All it's done is drive you nuts. I don't know what's happening. After all, everyone dies. I mean, that's facts, but what does that have to do with you taking my kid? like die to be swallowed into the mega sea for All time. I don't know what to do. Did I do something good? Reload everything. Now, Mr. Winters, I think it's time you Oh, hold up. This now the hell I will die, die. Okay. I you take back my daughter.

[Music] I I understand your feelings, but this Is what the if I combine Rose with a mega, my daughter will be made manifest at last. I've waited a century. A century all for this day. I don't. Somebody send help. I got nothing for that. I don't I don't know what's happening. Why do you Oh, wow. Insta kill. Surely you have no so close to death. She's my dear Daughter. You psycho. Bro, get the magnum out. This ain't doing nothing. I've never seen a human. She just ate me, bro. [Music] Oh my word. Just those children.

They could do nothing to assuage my years of no means. Ever think the problem might be you, Miranda? You're not capable of real love. Oh, didn't like that, huh? This is how You end. To ensure I never see your face, I will feed you to drugs every single just keeping A my daughter, my evil. Wait, why wasn't Chris shooting her the whole time? Was he just [Applause] watching, bro? light work. Bro, [Music] She was inside of her the whole time. Rose, big head baby. Sh. It's It's all right, Rose. It's all right. Let's go, Ethan.

This like the ending of Oh. Oh. Why is he [Music] dying? Ethan. Ethan. Come on, Ethan. Come on, Ethan. Wake up. Why is this Why is this happening? Chris, Ethan, you did it. It's finished. I think we've finished each other. Ethan, we got to move. Oh my goodness, dude. What? What? What? I need to watch a lore video, dude. There's a bomb in that thing that'll blow this whole village sky high. Hey, look at me. When I hit this Trigger, we can't be anywhere near it. Damn it. Mia is waiting for you. She's alive. You

hear me? Alive. Mia, I'm so sorry. I love you. Keep Rose safe. Hey. Hey. Hey. And you tell yourself now. Come on. It's not that much further. Watch over. Teach her to be strong. Damn. Dang, man. Big pocketing 100, Ethan. Wow, he's dead. [Music] This is freaking sad. What? [Music] [Music] Rose, go. Go. Take us up now. Wait, where's Ethan? I think Dean is dead. Get moving. I know he did. We have to get clear. No, we can't go. Not without my husband. Mia, sit down and strap in. Not before you tell me where Ethan

Is. I know he wouldn't abandon us. Tell me what's going on. Where? What was that? I told you to sit down. Where is he? Chris, what have you done? He's gone. That's right. That weak kid. He stayed so we could all escape. I'm sorry. [Music] Captain, you need to see this. Why did they never show his face? Send soldiers. This is a boweapon. What the hell were they thinking? What? orders. Captain, pick up the rest of the squad. Plot a course for BSAA Europe HQ. Dang, he's about to pull up on them. Someone's got to

pay. [Music] This was a sad [Music] game. Long Ago, I went searching for Mary. Within the [Music] darkness, cold. Get this music out my ear. All right. So, this is Rose. Do you think the little boy will be able to touch the moon? Nobody can touch the moons too far away. Wait, what if he has a rocket ship? Uh, okay. Cow obsessed with that hairstyle. Very, very cold. You were being silly. I don't think Hey, she got her dad's jacket on. Let's go. I hope she doesn't age normally because this would mean like 15 years

later or however old she is. Chris, Leon, all of them will be old as freak. So, I hope she aged like um Ed from Street Fighter. We got the Converses. Okay. I don't know what that green emblem was. [Music] Hey, Dad. Happy birthday. [Music] Dang, man. Sorry I missed last week. I have a lot of tests coming up. You know how it is. [Music] Talk of the goddamn devil. Yo, she taking God's name in vain. I know she was on top of that bad that bad that bad that bad that bad that bad That bad

that bad that bad that bad that timing. [Music] Yeah, I found her. Where else? The day of all days. We have a situation. You're needed, Evelyn. Don't you ever call me that again. Whoa. Whoa. It's just a joke, Rose. I can show you things even Chris doesn't know I can do. We have a clear shot. Stand Down. I can handle it. You're just a kid. We have a clear shot. I want you to keep it together, Rose. You're a lot like him, you know. I know. Yeah. I'm made out of mold. Still don't understand why

Ethan's mold started to break down cuz he beat Miranda. Who was that walking? Who's that Walking? It's got to be Chris. Who is that? They ain't going to show it. I knew it. Corny freaking the father's story is now done. Dang. That's how y'all doing, Ethan. Great dad. This one was solid. I feel like um I feel like I didn't have the correct idea. Like I didn't have the correct frame of mind going into this. Not that the antagonist like really matters. It's like what makes a good Story is a good antagonist. The reasoning, their

ambitions and motivations, you have to be able to resonate or at least it has to make sense and all the things that you know go along with it. for example, like she Miranda was like had these four children and like she's trying to find a way to resurrect her dead daughter. Number one. Number two, she got in contact with the Mega My Muty, whatever it is, that she found In a cave that basically made her immortal. Where did that come from? Why did it make her immortal? Why did no one else touch it? I mean,

Spencer, like, was she like hiding it? Did it disappear? Obviously not. It was here in the village. I'm curious what you guys's thoughts are. Um, it felt very short. Some of the parts didn't even feel fleshed out. Like the four great the four children of Miranda. Like Lady D, she had like a whole castle. There was a Whole part with the her daughters and stuff. And then Maro had like that little swamp area. You beat him in like 20 minutes. Same thing with the doll chick. It was like really short. Heisenberg it like I really

feel like I could beat this game in like 3 hours when I really think about it. None of them really memorable except for Lady D. I mean Heisenberg was kind of weird. Like I I understood that he wanted to beat Miranda. He felt like she took his Dignity or whatever. I enjoyed the game play, the wolves, the lychans and stuff. That was cool. Don't understand how the Kadoo transformed people who didn't have an affinity for it into Lychans. That just seems random to me. Chris, still don't know what the freak's going on with that. Uh

where's Cheva? Where's Jill? Where's Leon? Where's all my favorite characters at? Don't know. But rest in peace, Ethan. And it said the father story is done. So I guess Res Evil 9 is about to be about Rose. Now with that said, we got Shadows of Rose. Let's get it. [Music] Cuz my name is [Music] Ken. Slice [Music] them. You win.