himin is the most downbad fresh out of college anime loser you will ever know Rog got picked on all his life and still gets treated like absolute trash especially by those tens since he ain't him he's never even had a girlfriend before so he's scared of eye contact with girls unless he knows they play Roblox too but one thing is for sure bro is a sussy baka as the one thing his eyes love to lock onto is any large extra bouncy twin Pyramids of Giza regardless his life turned downside up when the Fire Nation attacked
and gave him a mysterious pink winning ticket this ticket really made himin become him because anytime he redeemed it seven dragon balls all lying to Grant him unlimited power to get revenge on anyone so let me start from the very beginning as our boy is about to go on a quest to unlock infinite domain expansion Powers thanks to his Idol the pervy Sage anyways one day at work bro got caught in 4k staring at his own manager's forbidden domain as they were out of her closet more than Lil Nas X so it gets reprimanded for
barely doing anything all day BR then cries after being forced to do overtime to finish out his work knowing full well he's about to miss out on valuable solo alone time since he ran out of fresh tissues the other night nevertheless inchin becomes hardworking for an hour before procrastinating causing him to scroll through social media instantly making him sad again as he's the only one single while all his other friends already got kids or happily in a long-term relationship as such bro continues to Doom scroll but this time a convenience stored to drown his sorrows
and Raymond where he ends up wishing he was exactly like the rest of the people he knows however enough is enough so our boy decides he needs to change his life from now on but the only way he could think of doing that is to spend all his money on the lottery ticket so he goes to buy one shortly after asking the beautiful worker for a ticket she turns around and accidentally flashes himchan with her fresh bakeries as they were out of this world making our boy's Third Leg to appear out of nowhere which almost
pokes through his armored pants nonetheless as they wiggle wiggle for sure the store clerk continues to show off some legendary gits but ends up locking eye contact with our boy where she then smiles and tells him that he's for sure not going to regret his decision unsure of what she meant by that grow just stands there like a doofus and tries his best to hide his upright spaceship since he's a sussy Becca whilst totally acting like he's mute after realizing he accidentally made eye contact with a random girl eventually our boy gets saved from the
awkward silence when the girl hands him a peculiar looking ticket unlike anyone has seen before while telling that himin can buy these from her whenever he wants so try not to be shy fast forward an hour later bro makes it back to the office but a bunch of dudes looking like Discord mods begin to surround himin as they cannot believe he just won the number one ticket known to mankind ticket number 69 with the ticket apparently allowing him to rice cake destroy anyone as long as he hands it to someone all the boys imaginations go
running wild as they try their hardest to think of who they would Choose Wisely as it can literally work on anyone in the world however at the same time our boy is so confused as he thinks this is all just a prank bro since he seems to be only one oblivious to this type of win as he has never heard of something like this before so he tries asking them to cut it out regardless the Trio group of the tier three Subs of pokem main reassures our boy that it's actually real and that he should
be ecstatic he just won so they urge him to make the right choice as he wields the power of a god suddenly as the group continues to geek out over what just happened to himin they get ganked by two burs with personalities over the moon including our boy's manager looking like she's about to lay down the WWE smack down on him for being too rowdy but to make matters worse Pros left speechless as he knows he got caught red-handed slacking off again so he tries to look left and right but somehow everyone is already gone
like the flash leaving him the only one left to stand the Wrath of the two with himin not saying anything to even defend himself like his usual beta self he accidentally brings attention to his ticket by trying to hide it behind his back causing his manager to order him to give whatever he is hiding to her right this instant upon our boy being forced a hand over his luck of the draw broke closes his eyes and gets ready to face ultimate punishment wsky imagines the manager about to kick his butt to the curb for even
thinking about such a vulgar prize but much to his surprise instead of the worst outcome he imagined coming true the manager ends up congratulating him for winning the jackpot allowing him to open his eyes without any repercussions she even hands the ticket coling me back to our boy but she warns him to not give it to any female employees at the company so maybe she's the true sussy backa here as she does not rule out himin giving it to a dude and anyways after getting back his ticket with no damage done to his reputation the
other girl quickly ganks him from the side and acts all nice to him now busy telling our boy how much she enves him as she would totally use it on a celebrity nevertheless after his encounter with the girls and finishing up work our boy runs out of the building to try and cool off as he does not understand what the heck is happening making him wonder if he is going crazy however as bro tries to make sense of everything by calling them all his knowledge on cultured anime our boy gets ganked Again by another 10
that guets out of this world that you can feel and hear every time she took a step forward after trying to make sure bro is okay as she caught him doing the thousand yard stair she sits down to join him as we discover her name is actually unbin and apparently these two go way back as they were childhood friends where she was even his first ever Crush as such the two catch up has it's been a while and turns out our boy has been ignoring her calls so bro makes up the excuse that he's been
too busy but in reality he was too scared to pick up as he is always a scared little boy nonetheless un is a real one and does not mind how himin ghosted her so she asks if they could both take a picture together with the food for her job since she is now a famous influencer meaning she needs to post often to keep Sims following her however one picture is not enough for her so as soon as she went for the second picture she decides to get closer and quickly takes a picture with a cat
filter while absolutely smashing our boy's head in between her twin Pyramids of Giza after getting unexpectedly ganked by the sussy Fire Nation both of them acted like nothing happened but we all know bro right now is busy trying to hold his King Behemoth in as her Golden Retriever puppies felt like having to himin regardless the two continue yapping about their lives we discover that unbin is quite a catch due to her actual personality as she can match his freak and she even tries to give him advice on how to get girls after finding out bro
is still single but the more they talk the more our boy looks like he is about to transform into a sussy b as he keeps chugging drink after drink well staring at his childhood friend is he thinking she wants him just because she is so nice eventually himin goes insane in his membrane by somehow convincing himself that unbin is actually trying to take his Virgo card for him without him realizing it so he decides it's time for some counteraction as such we get a trip to G Susy mind where he plans to try and take
unbin home just so he could have time to whip out the faded ticket right on top of his bed and right there and then is when he will strike with his Force Unleashed like it's the 4th of May and to top it all off Ro imagines that unbin will be so happy and delighted to hear that he chose her over anyone else in the entire world he his ticket on so he basically thinks he is literally the greatest Alpha skippity rizzler so after planning out everything in his head including him thinking about all the prime
positions he could get in bro snaps back to reality and begins looking like he's about to pull out his trap card whilst hoping that yunbin can become his lover unfortunately for our boy though right before he was about to start his plan yunin ends up shattering himon's Hopes and Dreams by revealing to him that she has been trying to invite him to her wedding coming up soon so she's glad to finally run into him by accident upon hearing the devastating news that yumin is already taken plus the fact that she's been rice cake destroying some
other man all this time Roose starts having a meltdown worse than that Jared the subway guy now stun lock Beyond repair henin's face goes pale while yumin happily pulls out a wedding invitation card specifically tailored for our boy since they go way back where she even informs him that he must come no matter what Rest In Peace himin So Fast Forward the next a bro is already going through it as he tries to replay everything in his head to see if he could have done anything better better but our boy is clearly regretful that he
did not whip out his golden ticket in retaliation bro then continues to face pal and wishes that he reverse Uno carded her right there and then but his inner demons get silenced by some resemblance of morality even though our boy could not stop thinking about those legendary assets belonging to his childhood Crush suddenly as our boy is still down bad for yanin and with his banana tree rising up like never before he get ganked by the manager is he wondering what the heck he is doing this late at work since everyone else went home and
it's almost midnight after making up the excuse that our boy is here just to finish up a report due this week he gets surprised when she orders him to just go home knowing full well himin is not going to be doing any work after figuring out bro is drunk out of his mind upon getting up and packing his stuff to get ready to head back home the manager continues to watch while glaring at him busy thinking this dude is absolutely worthless since he's always in a mess 24/7 however things get real super quick when our
boy's face disappear after hearing the manager ber him over and over so you all know himin is about to turn into the Clapping Monarch when she tells him that he should just quit because he is absolutely worthless now that he had enough of people stepping over him all his life himin decides to go for revenge against the manager by finally reaching for his sussy ticket as he plans to use it on her for being a Relentless meanie to him for no reason at all one blink later bro actually pulls out the overpowered ticket and orders
the blushing manager to cosplay invisible clothes whilst putting the ticket into her face like some kind of G you mechanic but things don't go according to plan as she seems to be unaffected by his commands causing her to smirk so our boy repeats himself but still nothing happens other than the manager asking if this is the same golden ticket he showed her a few days prior himin then tries for another command since he knows third times the charm but it still does not work causing him to tremble in fear realizing that it has to be
over over for him now if this thing does not randomly start working in the next few seconds as such our boy quadruples down by flipping the ticket on the other side after reading the final print where he then tries to emulate the voice of kba by channeling his master dual skills to summon his pot of greed a few seconds later it somehow works as the manager actually went to remove her diamond plated pants right in front of our boy which ends up revealing a monster level dumped truck that could rival any fate Brazilian or black
style Fresh Bakery of course him Chin's dragon fruit awakened instantly after seeing his first ever in person invisible clothes reveal up close causing him to be Hasty as he took it upon himself to remove the rest of the armor on his opponent as it is time to to finally rock and roll with no status Windows appearing anywhere or any kind of obvious magic spell taking hold of the manager it seems to me something is off but himin does not mind due to all the blood rushing down below so he orders her to sit on top
of his computer desk shortly after himin transforms into a weird BCA as our boy ends up laying on her lap like a baby for some reason busy wanting to see some double milk chocolate pretzels up close Wells asking her to prep his Ender Dragon for their one versus one duel eventually as she warms up his Korean corn dog in her hand microwave bro finally goes on offensive for the first time in his life by trying to Garner as much lactose-free milk as he can since he saw this special move in movies before so after draining
as much as a gallon of milk within just a few minutes bro plops down his manager on a nearby table and proceeds to cosplay a farmer ready to plow his field as it is time for harvest season but just when bro began to initially harvest the sussy feel in front of him since he planned to become vegan by putting his own seeds in his manager's plot her phone abup started to ring at the worst time possible luckily for our boy though he realized this was a prime opportunity for him to fulfill his fantasy of accepting
a call for someone while doing some rice cake destroying so himin ends up answering the phone for her where it is discovered that the manager's boss is the one calling with the sussy turntables now turning bro began to ramp up his offensive attacks by pulling out special sussy Jutsu left and right while the manager was on the phone trying her best to subdue awkward sounds she might accidentally procure unfortunately for for the manager though our boy pulled out a forbidden technique that involved two simultaneous special moves so crazy that her eyes evolved in the heart
ones causing her to accidentally make continuous weird sounds on the phone to make matters more interesting during this duel bro decides to level up the playing field by going for his patented five-star attack since he always wanted to do this in real life and now is the perfect chance for him to leave an imprint on someone important regardless after landing two enhanced direct attacks right in the middle of his manager's brand new bakery she reacts surprisingly well making more heart eyes pop out so we already know who is truly winning in this sussy one versus
one duel anyways himon's attacks were so powerful and strong that the manager accidentally lost all composure where she then blurted out begging for our boy to continue his offensive attacks all night against her Township so she had to catch herself lacking upon hearing her request to keep going with his Behemoth Rampage for the next 8 hours he shly asks if she is sure about it but then the manager tracks back on her words by claiming that she was just joking and only wanted to see his reaction clearly the manager is not joking as it looks
like she's getting sent to the sussy dimension every other spear tip attack so the two end up actually doing some rice cake destroying for the next few hours until she literally passed out after losing Consciousness for just a few seconds our boy decides to call it quits as both of them already crossed the Finish Line multiple times tonight and he wants her to be able to recover for tomorrow to make it seem like nothing ever happened as such breter equip every fully enhanced diamond armor that was on the ground while busy staring at her the
entire time but at least he was a gentleman by complimenting the manager on her beautiful looks now that she was situated and ready to go home bro quickly bids farewell and rushes home knowing he got some late night raids to do with his friends busy waiting on him but it looks like the Clapping bug got the manager all up in her Fields fast forward to the next morning himin had the bread idea to quickly go back to the convenience store he won the ticket at as he feels lucky again today so maybe he might win
two in a row as Lady Luck could have him become the ch one however upon making it to the front of the store to greet the clerk he finds an old man that tells him they do not sell tickets here at this store and since he is literally the sole owner and worker here he has no idea by what he means when himin asks if a cute girl was still working here nonetheless bro tries to pinch himself awake to make sure he is not dreaming but he screams when he pinches himself too hard so he
ends up going to every other store on the Block to see if anyone else sold those sussy type of tickets as he continues to search for the lucky golden ticket store by store 's heart sinks more and more when not a single one even resembled something close to what he bought from that fateful day so bro starts thinking he might be going kcko with no luck in finding anything all day bro ends up skipping work and heads back home absolutely distraught as our boy begins thinking that maybe he was in some kind of sleep paralysis
type of deal the past few days as everything was too real to him however just when bro was about to hang up his Banner to go grind ranked it began raining and upon hearing a familiar voice he looks up only to see that he got ganked by the same Beauty from the other day the girl then flashes a smile before asking himin if he would like to buy it again as it looks like he's down in the dumps today [Music]
