I played too much. I started off fake cough and then I start all right guys. I'mma keep it a bean.
I'mma keep it a stack. I'mma keep it a ban. I'mma keep it aund.
Look how many I love being black, man. We just got so many words for the same thing. I honestly am terrified of the game that we're about to play because it plays into one of my deepest fears.
the lassophobia. Many of you who are not new, aka new gen samurai. Hey, I don't got nothing against y'all.
Y'all just got to relax. But the OG's know, uh, back in the day, I used to play a game called Subnotica. And me and Subnautica, we had some moments.
Oh my god. Ankle breaker, no fam. I never knew until I played that game how terrified I was of large bodies of water with the prospect that there are things living in that water.
Today I explore once again my deepest fear. So if you too are theophobic don't like large bodies of water, this might not be the video for you. However, on your way out, make sure you samurai slice that like button.
All right, I'm wait for a second while y'all, you know, slice the like button. I I've been getting into peanuts recently, you know, kind of, you know, healthy. Um, why did I just get nervous?
I like the ones where like you crack it. It's just, you know, part of the experience. You crack it, you know.
Anyways, trying to lay off the red 40s and I've been eating a lot of skills. That's enough distraction. I'm stalling as you can see.
Let's do this. Sharks and minnows. Wait, did I do my thing?
Support engineer and welcome to Sharks and Minnows. Okay. We just start like that.
Leave the pool. Drnk from the water fountain. Up, down, up, down.
So, this is the swimming pool. I mean, the graphics look pretty nice. Swimming pool looks crispy and clean.
Water fountain restore stamina. Hey, exit through the locker rooms. Say [Music] less.
Am I about to get jump scared or Okay, I'm just going through the locker rooms. Uh, nothing uh unusual here. A pretty labyrinthian in here for no reason.
What? Who built? Oh my god.
What is that? My eyes about to start watering already, [Music] bro. Oh.
[Music] Oh no. Oh my goodness. A hammerhead.
I heard hammerheads don't like to eat people. Okay, so what's the strat here first? I got to I got to see if he's going to actually attack me.
So, I'm going to let him get far away. We're going to let him get far away. And [Music] uh Oh, he's coming towards me.
Get out. I thought I could just climb back out. I don't know what to do.
Oh no, guys. I thought I could just climb back out. All right.
Come on. You're the same guy that beat Akamanto. Okay.
Nun Massacre. You remember those are hard games. Oh, I got to unpause.
I got to unpause. I got to unpause. Oh, this not bad.
It's not bad. Oh, shoot. Okay.
Okay. Oh. Oh.
Oh. What's this? What's dropping in the water?
If that thing was faster, y'all would have heard me go Super Saiyan with my screams. He was like I turned around and he was like He was moving kind of slow. Finish your second lap.
I got to get back in. Oh, they probably giving them speed boosters now. Okay.
What's the best is is the strat. I mean, he could just kind of intersect my intersect my even speak, bro. Intersect me.
I feel like the strat is probably something like somewhere over like complete opposite but not laterally in front of me. Oh yeah. Burners.
Burners. Michael Phelps on him. Wait, why is the water getting deeper?
Why is the water getting deeper? I know I'm not tripping. Wait, what's that at the bottom?
What is that? Am I supposed to go for those? Are those goggles?
Man, I really want to see what that is, guys. If that's sharks down there. Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no. This is not a good game.
This is not a good game. I'mma try I'm going to try and go this way. I want to get I want to see what those goggles are.
What is that dive [Music] toy? Okay, he's kind of slow. So, they're they're adding things.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Can I go home? What is that?
What is that? I got a dive toy. What do I do with that?
Do I got an inventory? What the freak is that? That's a thing that killed Nemo's mom.
Okay, soon as you get over there, you already know what time it is. Was my light tweaking out? All right, I'mma let the hammerhead go down a little bit.
I'm out. I'm about to scoop this stuff. I'm about to scoop [Music] this.
I don't know what that does. Get out the water. Get out the water.
Oh, nice. Return women's room valve. No, I'm jumping in [Music] here.
Freak you mean splat. The jump was like 3 ft. What is this stuff falling?
Dude, I don't have Oh, I thought it dropped it to the side. I never have time to read anything. Wait, flashlight.
Wait, what? F to toggle. Tap E to purchase flashlight.
Oh, what? Energy bar. Apple juice.
Temporarily increases speed. That's what I'm talking about. Glow sticks, bro.
They talking about glow sticks and flashlights. Are they saying it's about to get dark? It's water.
It's water. They're eventually about to drown us out, man. Oh, this is my worst [Music] fear.
This stingray is in the water. Oh my, bro. It's instant speed.
Look how Look. Idiot. Idiot.
Idiot. Oh, I got to jump on the benches. Oh, this is so fire, dude.
Oh, this is so cool. All right, get in there. Get in there.
Piece of crap. All right, turn the valve. Missing hand wheel.
What is this? Resident Evil. Got to find the bolt cutter so I could open the gate to find the crank to open the key to find the Is that Can I stand on that?
Okay. I'm assuming that's something important. Bunch of freaking campers.
Dive toy. Don't know what what are these for. Okay, I'm about to make a run for it.
About to make a run for it. Hey. Hey.
Okay, I actually think I'm back where I started. Oh, jump. [Music] Why am I in deep water?
Why am I in deep water? Oh, Hanks. Nah, bro.
I was I'm getting serious now. Ain't no way the water is this deep. Ain't no way the water is this deep.
Oh, no. [Music] Okay, let me stand up. I mean, I'm dead, dude.
Oh my goodness. If I see like a big monster swimming towards me, dude. I'mma just be I'm back here, bro.
I can't even see nothing. [Music] I don't know if I just had to swim up. I don't know.
I just felt like I was about to get attacked. I never have time to read what the dive toy does. Never.
Oh, it said spin at the vending machine. Okay. Get on the thing.
Okay. So, this body of water right here is deep. I don't know if I just swim up or what.
I'm about to just try. Yep. I was just supposed to swim up.
Okay. Glow stick. Is it working?
What the freak is going on over here? What? What is that?
What is that? What is it? What's going on, dude?
I'm Am I underwater? Nah, this this this is really a fear. Like why why am I scared of this fine missing hand wheel?
What the freak? What? So, there's a shrimp on the [Music] ceiling.
Okay. Okay. Follow this way.
Okay. Okay. Follow this way.
Watch the floor. Watch the floor. Can't see anything.
Just found the handle. What the what? Oh, is it is it teach me how to get get back?
Dude, I'm stuttering so much. How do I get out of here? Oh, there we go.
There we go. Ye. Okay.
Okay, boys. Okay. So, the valve thing was over here.
If I die now, then I'm not I'm done with this game. I'm just I'm just kidding game. I'm just kidding.
Get out of here. Get out of here. Jump, bro.
Drin the water. Drin it. Yes.
Yes. Restore stamina. So, I need to get some uh some water fountain, right?
Let's get out of here. Get to the water fountain. Oh my goodness, bro.
Why do this water just keep getting deeper and deeper? Restore stamina. Let me walk to the water fountain.
They're literally not letting me walk forward. Flashlight. Glow stick.
Chum. Distract certain creatures. Oxygen tank.
This is ridiculous. You kidding me? Just restore stamina.
Let's just get an energy bar. Okay. Finish your fifth lap.
This is my hardest game of recording of 2025. Matter of fact, I'm jumping straight in the middle. What's good?
What's good? What's good? What's good?
What's good? Let's go. freak off me.
Oh, this water getting deeper and deeper. It's getting deeper and deeper. Restore stamina.
What's this dive toy? Yeah. Yeah.
Give me that. Are they saying it costs 52 points? Is that what they're saying?
Okay. So, they all restore stamina. Yeah.
But this one costs one dive toy. This one costs three. And this one costs 52.
So I'm assuming that if you get the apple juice, you get dang near infinite stamina or something. We need more dive toys. But it's so crazy.
Like in order to get money, you have to make yourself more afraid cuz I'm just trying to get in and get out. You mean to tell me I got to look for dive toys on top of this? [Music] Oh, angler fish.
What [Music] the? All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Lap six. I I can't see, dude. Why is this so dark?
Okay. Flip men's room breaker. Huh.
So, we're not going down there. Um, I'm telling you, bro. If like I flip a switch and then like I'm underwater, I'm crashing out, bro.
I'm not even lying, man. Missing fuse. Okay, fine.
Missing fuse. Let me guess. I got to go down this water slide of death.
Hello. Hello. I jumped in the water.
Piranhas. Can I even see the piranhas? You can't even see the piranhas.
Here we go. Okay. I don't have money.
I don't have money. I can't eat. I'm broke.
What is this? What? What is this?
The Elder Ring boss battle is about to start. Are you freaking [Music] serious? All right, so I dropped down.
Everything was fine. If you look here. Yeah.
You see that? You see that? So, we could go here.
Right. Right. And then we can jump land on that.
Boop. And I'mma jump on that. Boop.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Okay. Crouch here.
Hey, long as we not underwater, I'm telling you, I'm chilling. So, we got a energy bar. That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, your stamina's at the bottom, bro. I'm this far in the game and I just seen where my stamina is. Okay.
Okay. So, where we go from here? [Music] Do y'all feel this spiritual pressure?
No. No. More energy.
Give me the energy. Looks like we don't have a choice, guys. Back into the water we go.
It's a piranha. It's a piranha. It's another one.
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. So, you already see what's going to happen, right?
Whenever we start this puzzle, we're going to have to fix all the stuff. Water's going to start rising. Ensure all pipes are connected before operation.
Well, there so nice to give us a a diagram. Okay, guys. Just bear with me while I figure this out.
Okay. Hey, that's connected to nothing. Only way that can connect is like that.
So, that has to go like that, right? This has to come out like this. Oh, guys.
Guys, am I cooking? No, I'm not. Cuz that has to be like that.
So, how can this? Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Hold on.
Wait. Wait. No.
No. Cuz that goes like this, right, guys? I think I did it.
I think I did it. All right, press it. Did that do anything?
Oh, did that raise the water? Yeah, that that water wasn't there before, right? A Yes.
water. Oh my goodness. I'm not going to lie.
I think three candy bars is better than a water, though. What? Dude, this is the weirdest game.
What are we playing right now? I don't know. I got to get in the water.
There's something over there. Oh, it's just one of these guys again. Get out the water.
Get out the water. On a certain order, huh? Got it.
Okay. So, we got to look out for those [Music] notches. A couple more.
There's only a couple more. That one. That one.
That one. Okay, it opened. Swim.
There we go. There we go. Watch that trap door fuse.
Before that, we got no toys. I got I never have any toys. Why did this just open up?
I got to be the dumbest person ever to do this. Am I about to drown? Look, look, there's something here.
There's water. See, they're hiding stuff. I mean, I I feel like I'm I'm breathing or something.
What's What is this? What is this? What is this?
Okay. Okay. Lava.
What is this? What's going on over here? Did y'all see it?
I saw the light. I'm like, what is this? A power up?
What is this? A dive toy? It's one of those fishes.
One of those. What's all of these rocks, though? Can I get this?
Look, look, look, look. You can see it. Oh, look.
He put his light away. Got me messed up, buddy. Is Is it vicious in here?
All right. All right. Oh, get my Can you go somewhere?
He's blocking the way. Look how freaky this game is, bro. Whoever made this, you're sick.
You're sick. Do you hear me? Oh, he moved out the way.
He moved. Go, go, go, go, go. There's one down there.
There's one down there. Don't Don't I can't see anything. I can't see.
Swim up. Water bottle. Let's go.
I feel like a caver. Okay. Okay.
What now? Where do I go? Oh, go this way.
Go this way. Okay, dude. I saw that guy.
Oh. Oh, go go go go go. I'm being followed.
Swim up. Swim up. Get me out.
Oh my goodness, dude. Most stressful game in the like the trippiest game, dude. This is the trippiest game.
Plays into like all my fears at the same time. Look at the snakies. Give me the snakies.
What is this? What is this? Oh.
Oh, I thought it was a tongue. It's just a water slide. Oh.
Dived away. Yay. We got one.
Yay. Yay. Let me guess.
The next lap is going to be whales and megalodons and giant squids in the pool. Collect 99 dive toys in three seconds. Done with this game, bro.
Done. I can never see anything. Uh-oh.
Okay, I see what's going on here, though. Slide left, right. Turning a little bit.
I can't see. Okay. I I can see a little bit.
I can see a little bit. Okay. Oh, yes sir.
Jump. Okay. This is the room with the um the piranhas.
Jump on that side. We need some piranha killer or something. We are literally back where we started.
Okay. Go up these stairs. All right.
Look how beautiful this is, guys. Flip men's room breaker. Can I do that now?
Oh, yeah. I got the fuse. This junk says finish your seventh lap.
Bro, I don't even want to see what the pool looks like. Let's look at this time foolery. Why is the Who is getting all of these toys?
So, that's my next thing I'm buying, bro. I'm buying a flashlight like [Music] this. There's all types of crap.
I can't see. I can't see. Dive toys.
Don't care. Come on. Finish your seventh lap.
This is what I do. This is what I do. We got plenty of stamina.
Yo, there's 10. We're almost done. Who is actually like going down there and like looking for this?
Are you Are you smoking crack? I'm out. I'm out.
Let me out. Not doing no [Music] searching. Two more laps.
Let's go. Keep the pool like this. Keep the pool like this, please.
Oh man. If they just keep the pool like this, we need some more stamina. Stamina at the mama jamina.
I'm so cool with the lights on. I'm not I'm I'm not even afraid of this situation anymore. It gets so much worse than this.
I'm about to collect all the dive toys. Yep. You know why they doing [Music] this?
Why did it just get dark? Why did it just get dark? I can't.
They're not giving me nothing in this game. Brick by brick, I have to earn everything in this game. Nothing is for free.
No, literally the first couple laps were free. And I had no idea how free it was. They just cut the light off.
I can't I can't see. Dude, that's cheating. Straight ahead, boys.
I don't care about no dive toys. I'm [Music] out. You thought he was about to get me.
When does it end? When does it end? I'm in the ocean.
I was about to hit the water fountain. Bro, my objective says leave. How?
Look at that. Look at that. You got me messed up, bro.
Oh, that's it. That's where we got to go. I got no toys, no health, no nothing.
I got to stand up for this. Matter of fact, this is the final boss, y'all. I'm in a gnarly stance right now.
Look at the footwork. I got one leg over here, one leg over here. Yeah, absolute concentration.
So, obviously, we want to watch out for that guy. I don't know if like once I jump in. Yeah, once I jump in, there's nothing I can do.
I just got to go for it. I'mma wait until he's on the complete other side. Swim for your life.
Move, move, move. Oh, I'm four. Oh, oh, oh.
[Music] Keep going. My stamina. My stamina.
Hold [Music] on. My heart. I'm about to have a heart attack, guys.
Feel my heart. put my mic on my chest. Listen to this.
I don't know if you're going to be able to pick that [Music] up. I was right there. I got killed by the megalodon.
I was that close. I was that close, brother. I was that close.
And the thing too, y'all wondering like why did he scream before? I heard it. I heard it.
It literally sounds like the Leviathan from Subnautica. It's just like a It's like a just a deep gaping like that deep echoey just allencompassing doom. Bro, turn it.
I got to mute my junk, bro. It was It was It's too loud. Worst game.
This is the worst game ever made. Jump in. Get away from me, dude.
Did you hear [Music] that? I got no I can't buy anything. Is the game just unbeatable now?
This is the scariest game of the year, bro. I don't care what drop after this. Scariest game of the year cuz ain't no way it's a megalodon circling me like I'm a Twinkie.
When's the last time we had to swim away from a megalodon? In all my years of YouTube, this is a first swim. I don't know how I can beat this.
Am I not [Music] sprinting? Let's go. [Music] [Music] Hey.
Hey. [Music] Let's go. I conquered my fears today.
I conquered them. I want you guys to know something. You too can conquer your fears.
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And until next time, my brothers and sisters, [Music] Guess my name is Kore. [Music] You win. Perfect.