Modern Warfare 2 is cooking right now I got Juggernaut no way baby I cannot believe that a 20 year old franchise still goes this hard oh snap into a Slim Jim and you can tell by my volume that there was nobody more excited about it than me oh my word I could not have killed him any harder I swear to God legalize nuclear bombs my whole Squad definitely has brain rot from going Goblin mode on shipment for too long I was telling you dude Modern Warfare 2019 I would plug into this and not think for hours right here this is how big randomly hears Among Us sound effects in real life but with the remaining brain cells I have left I am psyched to tell you why Modern Warfare 2 is so Cash Money imma put my Juggernaut on the mic foreign [Music] buy my energy drink guacamole gamer fart how many times I gotta tell you powder water energy drink Dirt Cheap I will not rest until gamer fart permeates every water source on the planet fire hydrants sprinkler systems puddles on the side of the road it all needs guacamole gamer fart use gold Badger for 10 off or I'll [ __ ] kill you that was a joke I do not seriously intend you harm but you better use code badge shout out to my sponsor gamer subs and [ __ ] you if you drink anything else I don't care you're dead to me now let's get on to Modern Warfare 2. first thing I'm extremely based I mean biased I'm biased I only make videos about games I like and try to remain as positive as possible no matter the situation which in a Call of Duty Lobby makes me virtually one of a kind and they really got rolled like that good game I had a lot of fun there were some real redeeming qualities to this match up I just want you to know pretty fun not gonna lie one's pretty fun enjoyable gameplay great camaraderie your voice literally has to wait in line to be heard I heard you say good game and then I heard I'm gonna bomb your trailer park they're telling you about something that I loved and something that I hate so my interpretation of the game is probably more optimistic than the reality no I just got show slam yo that was tight that was tight that was tight I'm not saying Modern Warfare 2 was Flawless because it certainly isn't why is that person a posing why is that so [ __ ] funny why why why is that so funny why answer me especially those Hulu ass menu animations oh my God who made these okay next game we don't have to play kill house by the way what the [ __ ] is this is this [ __ ] UI I'm gonna have a seizure what the [ __ ] is with this Hulu ass menu it's just yes just one it won't even tell me who it is I have to click another button to see another screen with another pop out of who's in my party this is ridiculous more menu animations we need Kino fabino to make every single graphic in this game I just want it known that this whole video is gonna have a sunny cheery pizza party slant to it secondly you're getting a big time Boomer perspective here oh man that sounds like a boomer I'm 30. Heavenly is like 32.
booger is like 35 so all you Zoomers out there may not get everything we're saying when you were our age rap sounded like I went to the hat store today and finally I am not a hardcore Cod player not only do I suck but I haven't gone Ham on a Cod game since the last Modern Warfare 2 in 2009 so I don't want to hear any booze if I goof up references to your precious Lord you didn't choose you would have [ __ ] face kicking us off I don't think Warzone 2 is very fun and don't freak out just yet just let me cook first time chatter and let them cook war zone 2 definitely has its moments there's enough goofy players doing goofy things to make it fun sometimes I Suge Knights please don't run anybody over at a drive-through me when my Gulag partner is Suge Knight to lose a gulag was Suge Knight oh my God most of the time it seemed like only the really skilled players were having fun everybody feels like a bullet sponge everybody has better gear than you and it's flat out too racist for me to stream or record he's like yeah I don't want to hear anymore well it's just straight up racism and it's not even like an occasional racism it's like this is full blast fire hose racism [Laughter] multiplayer is so much more fun with all the action condensed into short rounds on a tiny map with everybody screaming at each other that formula never fails to entertain hey that was a good game other team I really enjoyed myself punch somebody for all their coins that screaming part is especially hilarious because the death mic that allows enemies you've just killed to yell at you for one whole ass second is a genius feature just letting y'all know that that death might goes both ways so if somebody kills you yeah one second holy [ __ ] the Open Mic at the end game screen is just icing on the cake talking to total strangers across the country that you've never seen before and will probably never see again after shooting each other in the face for 10 minutes will always be fascinating to me oh thanks for playing dudes that was a lot of fun I had a good time that's pretty chill yo Maddie ice was killer with that knife he was really [ __ ] us up seven times I was trying to gas up Matty Ice and then he said gamer I died 67 times because I still be alive y'all didn't guess it is true that most of the time these strangers aren't very nice to you no thanks plan dudes that was fun that's not very nice it costs you absolutely nothing to be kind hey shut the [ __ ] up those responses do not surprise me at all I definitely expected that kind of language but then again even my own friends aren't nice to me or each other so I have no room to complain about total strangers stop sound boring the Taco Bell bong that's like a eight month old meme stop stop he was next to you he was about to throw his kitchen sink at you the more I think about the features of Modern Warfare 2 the more I realize I love what others hate maps are a perfect example because I love the border crossing map which most players will insta quit without hesitation you need to tell me I can play dodgeball with frag grenades on a car bomb Minefield narrower than a grocery store aisle sign my ass up oh my God whoa there was a dude who was legitimately a current Cod like he gave me the credentials and everything and I thought that was really funny because I said and I quote there's a bug in the game where I keep getting the border crossing mat and he said I will pass that to the higher ups parentheses I do not give a [ __ ] there's a bug where I keep getting the border crossing map reply from user I will [ __ ] kill you matter of fact I like all the maps in this game except for bum ass Hydro not saying they're all god tier because back in Mad day we had a map called high-rise and you Zoomers will never ever experience something so Majestic in your plastic contaminated screen filled lives I've had sex with at least one woman and it's cool but it's not 2009 I ride it's matchmaking another feature that I love which plenty of people don't love I'm such a boomer I don't even know if that's a spicy take but again let me cook watch me cook this [ __ ] chat let him cook let them cook yes let him cook skill based matchmaking is a system that tries to pair you with players of similar skill levels so that gameplay is balanced and neither team is getting stopped into the ground so let's say you absolutely dumpster a bunch of whiny teenagers so hard that they start barking at you holy [ __ ] that kid just caught me again I just heard somebody comes around with a damn C-clamp I didn't take his head off called me mean you're so so mean I'm going nutty with it I did yes I got my Chopper Gunner hell yeah baby yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir he just called me an [ __ ] in Spanish I actually just heard I don't even want to play anymore yo that was a lot of fun thanks for playing dudes foreign [Music] following a stop Victory like that skill based matchmaking is gonna say oh you are way more skilled than I originally thought and will then put you in a Lobby where you're the one getting stuck yo I think that dude has some gunship by the way oh yeah he definitely yeah why do I taste 135 millimeters this is the lobby that we deserve after the last Lobby this is I will totally take it I will take it sometimes you push them sometimes they Crush you with a whole bunch of games in between that are fairly balanced which is why skill based matchmaking is just that base why that way I'm not obliterating some forklift operator in Indiana that just worked a 14-hour shift and is trying to blow off steam with some Modern Warfare 2. instead I'm up against some half decent Xbox player is jacked up on Adderall with the hardest title cards you've ever seen in a balanced matchup s on your head with a skeleton counting money with a cigar in his mouth racks on your head you got the hardest title card I've ever seen in my life dog on that topic cross play another feature that does not get enough credit when I was growing up cross play was pie in the sky and nobody ever thought it would happen the networking isn't compatible PC players are too good for console players Sony and Microsoft will never work together blah blah blah none of it matters anymore because now every platform can play against each other and controller players are just as terrifying as anybody on a mouse and keyboard Naomi Hunter plays on a controller and is one of the most cracked Cod players I've ever seen to the point that some of his movements appear frame perfect let's see what this guy does let's see what this guy does you can't fight the bombs like he's chasing oh my god oh that was like frame perfect every bullet oh my God and he gave me the Mountain Dew skin finally proving that mouse and keyboard players don't have to hate controller players Hunter is a real one first of all you have me on Discord DME on Discord and second of all you sent me a [ __ ] picture of a cardboard box yeah with the codes in it anti-hacking oh now I'm in the Mountain Dew drip all right dude Squad roll out we're currently playing as the Mountain Dew tactical intervention team the point being the ability to shoot bad guys with your friends and get yelled at by total strangers across three different platforms is a beautiful thing that I never thought would happen yo this is cracked what is that I'm telling you I feel like I'm literally taking adrenaline or something even the features that aren't new or Innovative still Blow Me Away Breaking Benjamin stock back in my day it was predator missiles and Harrier strikes instead of cruise missiles and vetoles but the kill streaks are still as magical as they were 14 years ago here we go fellas I get you boy double kill yes hey how does that predator missile work oh you just go meow that should be good yeah baby that's a quad feed hell yeah I don't consider myself a gamble like if I'm blowing money in Vegas it's either on a hotel room or ice cream not slot machines or roulette but when it comes to kill streaks and Modern Warfare 2 ooh baby do I ever love rolling the dice 99 of the time I'm running UAV care package and emergency air drunk giving me four potential opportunities to get a busted killstream you come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding and ask for a supply Crate gambling is a losing game The House Always Wins and cod is no exception most of the time you'll get something crummy like a UAV Counter UAV or bomb drum bomb package I love these things I'll get it in there Trust but every now and again you'll get a care package so powerful that it turns the whole game upside down yo your boy got a gunship hell yeah oh I got your ass boy oh my goodness that poor Sam they also have tremendous downsides to them especially wasted time unlike a regular kill streak which is used immediately you have to throw out the smoke grenade wait for the package to drop and stay alive long enough to go retrieve it it's not the spine we like hopefully that stays in bounds No my great God it spot me on the other edge of the map other players can steal your crate and the kleptomaniacs are almost always your teammates no it's still there it's still there and I can still get it I'm gonna die for it no you [ __ ] read on top of that it can literally Crush you and your teammates and occasionally a bad guy but mostly you and your teammates oh my God I just team kill D cash hopefully that stays inbound you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] here it comes God you morons no that's mine [ __ ] you first of all that was mine no that was my crate that was my crate I called dibs order when I died bro you gotta respect games oh I crushed him I accidentally just crushed him with my care package that's so lucky I'll suffered through all the hold his headaches just maximize the amount of Randomness in my games and Ooh Baby am I ever one lucky son of a [ __ ] Shopper gutter in the crate I got my Chopper Gunner gunship no no seriously AC-130 in battle Phyllis hit that man right in the face yes yes in the roof gosh that is nice and I spawned without a gun I don't have a gun now I have no primary weapon they were like AC-130 was too hot I'm not gonna give you a primary weapon anymore heavily a skulker voluntarily giving me their care packages and air drops made things even more cracked a number of times I was handed to Juggernaut on a silver platter was outright game breaking [Music] very slowly but I'm coming for you nice fry I don't think so I don't think I don't think so quick side note it's canon in the Modern Warfare 2 lore that the Juggernaut wears Timbs which I can confirm as an eyewitness wow he just called me actually trash yo oh MrPickle man is you got a jug it has theme music yeah juggernaut with Tim's on he has Sims on this is Canon this is Canon he's bulldozing people with Tim's on everything about him is bulletproof except for his teams do it to him yes yo the size 15 yards I'm not even looking at the Juggernaut I'm just looking at these guys oh you just mowed him in half he's on fire he hit you with a thermite you're still not dead yo MrPickle man yes yes you're mad you're mad you're mad you're mad you're mad size 16 yetis in the house being fed all these crates makes me the ultimate judge of good kills freaks versus bad kills freaks and let me tell you the A10 Precision air strike gets six kills by far the most overrated the only upside to it are the rag dolls and I had to put Insurgency Sandstorm sound effects over this just to make it feel watchable please get a kill gun run eight kills by far the most underrated not only is he the older brother of the Claymore Roomba but his minigun on an ATV can sometimes land me more kills than a chopper gun he's kind of like a juggernaut on Wheels instead of a juggernaut on meals yeah your boy got wheelson on shipment it's gonna be weird no I'm getting kills what are you talking about yeah Wally's here baby Wally's here don't think you could do this to me no no no no no no no no we could rule this city so I got everybody's passed right now you're getting off my damn [ __ ] you're getting off my damn [ __ ] I do not care thanks for playing dudes is a lot of fun a lot of fun catch you next time it was not a good game I didn't have fun this is why I'm in the free to play playlist right here regretting a free purchase is crazy but as far as pure rage Factor goes nothing touches the gunship there's just something about the AC-130 that makes players quit the game like no other kills freak to the point that you can often win by enemy forfeit enemies I called him the AC-130 and they they backed up imagine joining in the middle of an AC-130 oh my God why would you do that to him and joy instead I'm gonna play some video games never give up never surrender guys Kevin has joined the game Kevin has died to a 135 millimeter from an AC-130 now that I'm thinking about it you should be listening to my advice about Call of Duty I'm not skilled enough to give practical advice in my homies that are skilled enough do nothing but spew misinformation that should be entirely regarded as a joke I don't misinform I just lie I guess remember when Obama threatened his daughter's boyfriend with a drone strike that's why he showed him the CCTV footage he was like that's your house right he put that monitor around like he never told me that you have to get five kills for a drone strike Barack Obama on ironically threatened to Road strike his daughter's boyfriend that really happened according to them I'm sure you're a fine young man [Music] two words what kind of friendship is it where you guys just think someone's story is not funny like 25 of the way through and you cut it off literally you say shut up you skipped dialogue options oh laughs damn actually he's the Scooby-Doo villain now the Heavenly is now the Scooby-Doo villain yo this Dyke will be in my ass that is not that funny stuff y'all just verbally buzzard with that said if you're really trying to go Goblin Mode in Modern Warfare 2 then accept no substitute for the ROM lmg one shot to the Head any range two shots to the body anyway I would call it the raw but I don't take else and ROM just sounds better just like the ks-23 from the last video running this thing makes you into a walking anti-aircraft gun blasting 3-338 Nori Magnum at a volume that even I'm impressed by oh give me the triple baby yeah oh I just got a quad spray my goodness I have to go get those tags though [ __ ] and he's doing work and he's doing a triple fee I'm not gonna move I don't keep going I'm not gonna move I just shot that man in this dude I didn't move I didn't even move just don't let off the trigger I'm picking it up and picking up where you left off I don't care I got that guy by the way I got that guy 75 rounds send down range means you can mag dump around every corner and there is nothing more infuriating to a sweat Lord Cod player than getting pre-fired can you just pre-fire me bro go to jail the first option for recourse yes Alcatraz Queen talking County Jail you're getting in there with the Dementors as for secondaries look no further than the Joker Javelin which apparently is a shotgun now I did not get that memo oh my God damn that guy Point Blank me with it how did that work wait a minute what you can also use it as a missile launcher and I've gotta say this is my favorite weapon ever designed by a calculator company mathematics truly is terrifying hopefully that guy's kills hell yeah brother remind me I got a Quadra kill with that Javelin baby let's go I got the javelin off there should be cash money kill baby let's do it let's do it oh my God moving on to more important topics congratulations on making it this far in the video you've got some serious cognitive stamina to listen to us for this long this conversation sounds like four raccoons with internet access yep yep sounds about right from this point forward Only the strongest will survive because we're headed to shrimp man y'all are having a grill issue on shrimping it right now I just need y'all doing that bro hold on hold on a real issue on shrimp mix I kind of like it kind of fun real issue on shrimp mint it's your shrimple as that what about this Call of Duty map ever made and is so old I was playing it in 2007. oh snap into a slam Jim it's smaller than Nuketown smaller than Dome it's even smaller than rust which was basically a bucket designed to catch 105 millimeters from ac-130s it's all the action of a regular games squished into a map the size of a bathroom stall breaking just about everything including the spawns yo a dude spawned into my Crosshair still spawning into my crosshairs oh my God they just spawned they're spawning directly in front of me this is ridiculous even a knife fight in a phone booth seems spacious compared to shipment don't ask me how the ship is still floating after being pummeled by dozens of cruise missiles ac-130s and Apache gunships I really don't know what to tell you whoa how is there anything left in this section of the ocean yeah by now yes there you go what I can tell you is that going Goblin mode on this map for long enough will absolutely give you brain rot from over stimulation [Music] go off yo make either e or F for your Rockets should be e if you haven't changed oh yes do it tools do it those noises that were coming out of you were inhuman like what was that did you could definitely go Goblin mode really quickly if he needs to the only way I can play it is by camping my ass off and mag dumping high traffic areas any other Strat is just too much sensory overload I'm just trying to slow down shipment right now this is getting a little too fast for my brain no you [ __ ] are in a pie eating contest and I'm just like nah son free pie CE around like a [ __ ] oh yes I've ever seen to run out of ammo on shipment as you might as well just bring a lawn chair to that corner at this point my brain rot got so bad that I could no longer tell the difference between PS3 and PS5 in around where every single one of us went so Goblin mode I'm surprised my recording software didn't break oh they're all Xbox and PS3 we're gonna get our nuts PS3 bro sorry PS3 oh my God Modern Warfare 2 2022 on the PS3 the PS3 doesn't have any games man that's gonna be my dying words to my wife I just want you to know PS3 has no games oh my God his Scooby-Doo villain is coming out again I can hear it I can hear it remember your Rockets Digi remember your hydras I'm already at a rocket your boy got a Wheels got him double kill triple kill water kill come at me come at me there's the panther 5x multi-kill there's six hella kills and roadkills my guy Wilson is absolutely cracked on this map you guys are going absolutely I got it yo count me in every time you pick up a care package of just picturing you enthusiastically walking to the grocery store like wet wipes two for five dollars no rising crust quick crust Rises Italian bread for six dollars you're killing so many people with those dogs okay there's one Wilson yo don't steal that I need you oh my word we went bomb me that route and what does the universe give me shortly after a round like that a game that was such a dumpstering of the enemy team it made me doubt the existence of skill based matchmaking and just might be the greatest Call of Duty game I've ever witnessed this sheer amount of kills the fact it was on shipment the endless number of kill streaks from my buddies and the unbelievable luck of the care packages I don't think I'll ever top a game this chaotic I got an emergency air drop hopefully it's good no they're all mine they're all mine they're all mine [ __ ] off I got wheels in I don't care I don't care all right here we go fellas oh this will be perfect yes double kill all right Wilson time here we go fellas this is my special team I don't think so get out of my way yeah baby yeah yeah baby yeah yeah all guarded all guarded all guarded I'm bouncing everybody from your directions bump the cars bumper cars They're All Dead They're All Dead oh [ __ ] up wheels didn't go so hard on this map so hard on these bumper cars bumps oh my God they all just stood there with riot shields waiting for me I swear to God I got a third Chopper Gunner wow that is so hard and a third AC 130.
