happy Inauguration Day guess what folks we got a brand new 1,460 days to alienate your loved ones and possibly lose your job cuz you're arguing about politics all my friends oh they're all hitting me up for my thoughts everybody's got hot takes everybody's speculating and nobody has any idea what is going to happen but here is what will definitely happen this rectangle of sadness is going to start hitting you with notifications that'll make you feel like you're getting attacked by birds and the longer you stare at this rectangular piece of the angrier you're going to
get here is exactly how it will go down Trump will do something weird dumb hilarious or insane then the news networks will cover it then the pundits paid by those same networks will react to their own coverage then the farle will hate on the pundits oh they n simultaneously Maga will then hate on the lefties and the pundits and they'll criticize anybody who criticizes the president oh you have TDS you got Trump then Elon will be launching Rockets then will quote Babylon B in the worst article you could think of with the thinky face emoji
being like interesting then the well ACC data nerds will come in and fact check everybody like oh I'm vitamin D Division I just live in grab so this is actually the truth then everybody will on the well actually nerds for pretending that they're just calling balls and Strikes and just telling it how it is when really they're just laundering their own political beliefs through graphs and at the very last step of this process this entire digital rectal feeding tube will be shoved up the ass of the general public each of these steps will play out
every hour every day for the next 4 years it will ruin youring life it will start with a single fried synapse inside of Donald Trump's brain and will'll end by frying a synapse in your brain and the conduit for that entire Journey will be this portal to hell that I can't get rid of because restaurants make me scan the QR code so I can look at the menu now look good stuff could happen but bad stuff is going to happen real stuff that will make you very angry but the important thing is what do you
do with your anger cuz just feeling strongly isn't enough you don't want to end up like Cindy loer singing We are the world just shrieking into a microphone Out Of Tune while everyone around you wishes you weren't invited now there are many ways to solve The World's problems but I promise you the answer is not in here we've had these things for 10 years nothing has good nothing good comes from this as soon as something crazy happens our Instinct will be to look to the pundits the podcasters and other over confident men to give us
a sense of clarity and their words will feel important but I am telling you they're not political commentary to Donald Trump is what con 2012 was to con con the warlord is still on the loose we did not catch this guy and the guy who made the Coney documentary crashed out and may have jacked off in public were you also masturbating did I hear that too there there were rumors of masturbation but no one who was there ever said that that was happening yeah yeah one of the things I keep hearing is if you're not
angry you're not paying attention oh you better get angry this is what they want they don't want you to be angry you got to be angry cuz if you're not angry you're not you're not focused now it sounds good but it begs an important question that my therapist ask me every week do you really want to live a life filled with unrelenting manic anger just every day at work on slack at home right now as you watch this video so here's my advice do not let the outrage grifters hijack your brain getting up every morning
and shoving this rectal feeding tube of Rage up your own ass will make you insane but am I just making you insane like is this just more outr did I did I build my whole personality on just outrage like is that what I'm am I actually part of the am I the problem the leader of our country not here cuz what cuz I'm actually participating in this I build my whole career off this like my is my only Talent actually getting mad at other things instead of creating original pieces of work thank you and it's
Minaj yes no cuz he cuz he's only power to piss off dedicated nurse just be kind to yourself and only use your phone for important things like looking at a menu at a Thai restaurant please feel free to like comment and unsubscribe from everything my phone's going off sorry hello [Music]
