The Underrated Ones From Season 3 | Friends

I'm telling you that girl totally winked at me did not winking at you huh hey guys guess what got a job on a river boat you know what I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it well guess what you're not my girlfriend anymore so oh I see so this suit is making a point now that you're on your own you're free to look as stupid as you'd like you like it right oh absolutely I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders Ross Ross I'm kidding come here

what what were you going to tell us yeah oh was it how you invented the cotton chin okay goodbye someone in there no this is just part of a daredevil game that I play call wait until the last moment before I burst and die jeez man did you fall high so uh did you did did did you fall High someone was in the ladies room I couldn't wait I left the lid up for you though you know what go uh go ahead I'm I'm talking to uh this this is the part where you'd say your

name Ginger Ginger I'm talking to Ginger so don't you have to use the bathroom nope no I just uh I'd rather uh talk to you yes I do yes I do have to go to the bathroom someone in here you go phes who else wants one of my special homemade brownies I will have one oh oh yeah I'm not going to have one of those no no it's just my tooth all I'll have one of those so what's the matter you need a dentist I've got a good one oh thanks I have a good one

too I just I I I can't see him see that is the problem with invisible dentists why why can't you go to them because every time I go to the dentist somebody dies that is so weird because every time I go to the dentist I look down the hygienist blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah first there was my Aunt Mary and then there was um John my mailman and then my my cowboy friend albino Bob and all of these people actually died yes while I was in the chair that's why I take such good

care of my teeth now you know it's not about oral hygiene I flossed to save lives PHS come on you didn't kill any anybody these people just happen to die when you went to the dentist it's it's just a coincidence well tell that to them oh you can't they're dead hey remember when she brought up that thing about you know the three of us yes vividly she was kidding about that right yeah I think so yeah I I think so God it be weird if that situ presented itself tonight huh yeah yeah I mean uh

what what would we do dude I don't know she was kidding yeah she was but you know what just in case maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules yeah for sure okay probably want the first one to be never open your eyes you know because you don't want to be doing something something and then look up and see something that you don't want to be seeing yeah good call nice hold it hold it what if my eyes are closed and and my hand is out there ah okay eyes open at all

times oh hey how do we decide where we you know each would you know be right right well I you know we could flip for it yeah I guess but like what's heads and what's Tails well if you don't know that then I don't want to do this with you you have to make it a theme wedding and the theme could be look how much money we've got you know I mean you could put you could put money in in the invitations you you could have like little money play set and uh you could start

with a money salad I mean it'll be dry but people will like it would you stop we've only been going out a couple of weeks I mean we don't even know if he's going to propose yes but this is Pete okay he's not like other people on your first date he took you to Rome for most guys that's like a third or fourth date kind of thing well if if that's what it is then it's it's crazy Monica's right we're talking about getting married here okay she she can't just rush into this oh what do

you know you married a lesbian Janice likes to cuddle at night which you know I'm all for but uh you know when you want to go to sleep you want some space so uh you know how do I tell her that without you know accidentally calling her fat or something oh honey I'm sorry we can't help you there cuz we're cuddly sleepers okay I'm late for work oh all right are you guys going to come down uh yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye sweetie bye honey okay

the sleeping thing very tricky business but there is something you can do I thought you guys were cuddly sleepy no no not cuddly not me just her I'm like you I need the room okay come here okay you're in bed yeah I'm going to use the cushion yeah okay you're in bed she's over on your side cuddling now you wait for her to drift off and then you hug her and roll her over to her side of the bed and then you roll away hug for her roll for you okay the old hug and roll

y okay one question shoot you're pretending the pillow's a girl right I can't believe you came back don't say anything I don't want to speak I don't want to think I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here right [Music] [Applause] [Music] now Rachel Rachel what you missed the exit oh sorry my God what were you thinking about um Barry a uh somebody's at the door on the ceiling H that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor yeah he took up the carpets and now you can hear everything well

why don't you go up there and ask him to just like step lightly please I have like five times but the guy is so Charming that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him oh that is silly I'll go up there I'll tell him to keep it down all right be my guest good luck all right all right all right all right all right if you really want to know how I did it I'll sure when you handed me back the card what you didn't see was I looked at

it so fast it was invisible to the naked eye I just did it just did it again here I'll slow it down so you guys can see it ready oh okay yeah look I my here [Music] and thank you um why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer oh I was reading it last night and I got scared so but uh you're safe from it if it's in the freezer well safer you know I mean I never start reading The Shining without making sure we got plenty of room in the freezer

how often do you read it haven't you ever read the same book over and over again well um I guess I read little women more than once but I mean That's a classic what's so great about The Shining the question should be rage what is not so great about The Shining okay and the answer would be nothing all right this is like the scariest book ever I bet it's way better than that classic of yours okay uh well we'll just see about that okay I will read The Shining and you will read Little Women all

right you got it all right okay okay and out rage these uh these little women yeah how little do they I mean are they like scary little that is really really sick a Joe's there but I don't think there's anything she could do Joey yeah you want to put the book in the freezer Ross you got to stop okay you can't just stare through the peepole for 3 hours you're going to get pee by I knew it I knew it I always knew she liked him you know she'd say no but here we are right

we just broke up first thing she does you didn't just break up You' been like 3 weeks you slept with somebody 3 hours after you thought you broke up I mean bullets have left guns slower here they come here they oh if she kisses him good night I'm going to kill myself I swear I can't I can't watch come on date over date over oh oh here we go she's going in okay she's going in he's going in he's going in the door's closed I I can't see anything but the door closed and the inventor

of the door rests happily in his grave okay I have to do something I mean I have to I have to stop it stop what I don't know but the I I have a feeling that my being there will do it I'll go over and I will borrow something juice I need juice no can it must be stupped I am your friend and I am not going to let you do this you are surprisingly strong I need juice people need juice look man people need juice B to me juice they [Applause] need she's moving on

okay if it's not thisy it's going to be somebody else and unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over okay man it's over yeah okay okay it's just I miss her so much I know me why what is it I don't know exactly it's it's sort of like wrestling oh yeah but without the costumes oh and it's not fake it's totally brutal yeah it's two guys in the ring and the rules are there are no rules you can like bite and

pull people's hair and stuff anything goes except uh ey gouging and fish hooking what's fish hooking what's Fish Hook thanks man that would have been really hard to describe what is that taste what my hands are totally clean I just gave the duck a bath GI Joe GI Joe hey I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose what' you do dip it in Sugar look GI Joe's in Barbie's out and if you guys can't deal with it that's just you're too bad what are you being such a weenie for always

a Barbie big deal youed to dress up like a woman what well you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time what are you talking about the big hat the pearls the little pink handbags okay you are totally making this up how can you not remember you made us call you be oh god I've literally never been this happy wasn't there a little song oh please God let there be a song there there was no song there was no song I am okay I drinka okay that's that's enough W you won't you won't

you won't you dance around with me I'm saying is don't rush into anything yeah come on think about it you're 18 okay she's 44 when you're 36 six she's going to be [Music] 88 but you don't think I know that look the point is there's a lot of women out there you haven't even had sex with yet yeah he's he's right he's right this is your time you know yeah you're young you're you're weird chicks dig that okay but isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really really care about yeah in a

poem Maybe no the man's right that's what I had with Rachel you don't have it anymore no I uh I slept with someone else okay so wait all right so how did that make things better it didn't okay so what you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice now what what what is that like it's so cool man it's so it's just cuz being with her is so much better than like not being with her why can't I find that don't ask me I had and I blew it well I want

it you can have it I don't know maybe I can I mean maybe there's something wrong with me no it's out there man I've seen it I got it then you hold on to it all right man all right congratulations lucky B you're Frank's best man I couldn't help it their love is so pure well and what about about you huh I'm the ring bearer huh Dr Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor oh wait a minute his name is Dr Bobby well that's his last name and his first name he's Bobby Bobby it's Robert

Bobby and um excuse me he helps me please ask her how what do you need help for with my alignment I got one leg shorter than the other oh right God argue with that what it's true my right leg is 2 inches shorter come on you're just tilting her legs are fine I know that so what do you let her go to a chiropractor for I'm sorry let her what can I do she doesn't listen to me about uh about renters insurance either wait a minute you don't have renters insurance no but what if somebody

steals something how you going to run after him with one leg shorter than the other [Laughter] hey would you uh would you like some juice I love some juice okay wow this is going so well did you see us did you see yeah honey I'm standing right there why don't you just tell him about the M I haven't gotten checked yet excellent oh sorry did I get you no you didn't get me it's an electric drill you get me you kill me calm down do you want this unit or not I do not want this

unit oh you should have told me that before not a mine reader and we're out of beer okay I'm going to Monica's fine then are you going to dump Jason well yeah because I have to break up with someone and okay so Jason is sensitive but now so's Vince plus Vince has the body you know so it's really just about the [Music] math Jason yeah come on in oh Phoebe you sounded kind of serious on the phone is uh is anything wrong nuh-uh Mark didn't call it's Sunday night and he didn't call bummer yeah right

look at you you're practically giddy no I'm genuinely sorry the mark thing didn't work out look rich I want only good things for you wait a minute why don't you just call Mark I mean who says you have to sit here and wait for him you've got to make stuff happen yeah but you you don't want to seem too pushy honey it's not pushy he gave her his home number what he gave you his home number as in like to to his home yeah and you don't mind if I call because you only want good

things for me that's right good things that that is what I said hello Mark hi it's Rachel green oh oh no don't you apologize yeah I'll hold he left my number at work he was going to get it but he was helping his niece with her report on the Pioneers that is so made up yeah oh my God tomorrow that no it's perfect oh God thank you so much great bye I got the interview Oh yay you go he even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it oh that is amazing well

if I know Mark and I think I do I'd expect nothing less I got to figure out what I'm going to wear high collar and baggy pants say I'm a pro yeah right okay I'll see you guys later you go get them what did I do to you did I hurt you in some way what why don't you call him well thank you very much you know now he's going to prep her you know prep her as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend are you crazy am I am I am I

out of my mind am I losing my senses this dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal Ross you know this isn't even about you I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her I mean you know even if you're right wonder if he wants to sleep with her does that mean he gets to no don't you trust her well yeah then get over yourself grow up you grow let's give Pete a chance come on he was funny he seems really nice and that check thing was adorable what check thing

as a joke this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $2,000 tip his number's on the check he just did it so I'd call Pete Becker Pete is this him that's Bill Clinton who's he hugging oh my God that's Pete why is Bill hugging Pete this guy embedded Moss 865 every office in the world uses that program we use it there you go oh my God Mom Monica's going to go out with a millionaire no I'm not going to go out with him oh my God I can't believe this is

a real $20,000 Jericho this is just so exciting or incredibly offensive well yeah sure that too [Music]