Where did you get that? Aunt Sabrina sent me a bag full of finger gummies and eyeballs. Do not eat that, Jessica.
Those are not gummies. Sure, she [music] sent me real severed fingers. She might have.
Your aunt's a witch. Just because you two don't get along doesn't mean she'd try and feed me real body parts. I wouldn't put anything past her.
Now give me the bag. >> Sorry, Mom, but you need a better hiding spot. >> What does that mean?
Ew, Sebastian, why are you letting her pick your nose? >> Who? her.
>> Jess, there's no one picking my nose. >> Wait, you don't see that girl right there? >> Do you?
>> He can't see dead people, pumpkin. Just you can. >> Hello.
Do you see something? >> Uh, no. Carry on.
>> Stop it. So, you died in the 20s? >> Yes.
Who are you talking to? [music] >> Margaret. My great great grandma's best friend.
Please tell me you're joking. >> No. >> Since when?
And since today when my aunt gave me these body part gummies that give me special abilities. Do you want one? >> No way.
Those look a little too real to be gummies. Well, you're lost because that ghost leprechaun dancing on your head has sick dance moves. Get off my head.
Get off. >> You can't touch them, Billy Jean. [music] They're translucent.
Haven't you ever seen Casper the ghost? A all the ghosts disappeared. Oh well, time to try another.
I really hope you're not a real finger. Principal Franklin, why do you smell like sweat, cheap coffee, and baby diapers? My wife just had a baby, so that's all I've been around for the past 48 hours.
Well, I know money is probably tight [music] with the new baby, but invest in some cologne, my guy. P you. Clauss.
There will be no homework tonight after all. Yes, Miss Peppa's the best. She's [music] actually only doing that because she's too hung over to grade papers and she just wants to get home to her leftover pineapple pizza before crying herself asleep again.
[music] Let me guess. You can read people's minds. Nope.
I can smell people's odors. You'd be surprised how much Bio will give away. Does that mean you can smell my odor?
Yeah. And let me tell you, not the day to forget to brush your teeth. Jess, I just thought of a genius idea.
You know how the school's been speculating that Coach Frank and Miss Pepper are having a secret relationship? Well, now you can figure it out for everyone. So, does he smell like her?
>> He doesn't smell like Miss Peppa. But I know that perfume. He smells like my mom.
>> No. >> That must be who she sneaks out to see some nights. Maybe not.
Maybe it's someone who wears her exact perfume. >> He doesn't just smell like her perfume though, Billy Jean. He smells like her toe jam.
>> Ew. TMI. >> You're telling me I had to spell it?
Let's see what a green finger does. >> What does that mean? >> Becky, do you need a hand?
>> Not from you. >> Come on. Your hands are clearly full.
Just hand me something. >> Fine. Here.
[screaming] >> Did you just tase me? >> No. >> I mean, not on purpose.
>> How do you electrocute someone on accident? And you wonder why we're not friends. >> Wait, wait.
I'm sorry. Jess, do you know why Becky's crying? >> Yeah, it's because I tased her.
You what? on accident. My hands have electricity today.
It's my special ability. Are you sure you don't want to try one of those fingers? It's really fun.
H seeing dead people and tasing people with your touch. Yeah, I'm good. Someone help.
My dog was running and his heart stopped. I can help, but back up. I don't want you to get hurt.
>> What are you going to do? Restart his heart. >> Max, you're okay.
Thank you. I owe you one. >> It was my pleasure.
Good boy, Max. Ow. Why did he zap me?
Looks like someone got into my candy. He might do that for a few days. >> Days?
What kind of candy was that? >> I can touch metal without being electrocuted. It finally wore off.
I wonder what the zombie does. >> I feel weird. It's payback time.
>> Did you just pepper spray me? >> Yeah. Why aren't your eyes burning?
Even mine are burning from being downwind. I don't know. I guess I'm immune.
Well, then take this, >> Becky. Get the taser off my arm. Is this thing not working?
>> Nope. TEST IT OUT ON YOURSELF. Screw you, Jess.
You painless freak. I couldn't have picked a better time to eat that zombie. Jess.
Oops. Sorry. I stepped on your toe.
Don't worry about it. I can't feel pain right now. Really?
Can I test it out? Go for it. Hit me as hard AS YOU CAN.
OW. OH MY GOSH. I am so sorry.
I punched you as hard as I could. I'm just kidding. I didn't feel a thing.
You got me. [laughter] Jessica, >> why is Becky driving a bulldozer screaming your name? I'm guessing she wants to figure out if I can feel that.
Are you going to let her? Absolutely not. I might not be able to feel pain, but I could get squished.
Run. Run. Let's see what Ghosty does.
Has anyone seen Jess? >> She found me already. >> Jess, come out.
Come out, wherever you are. >> Wait, can she not see me? >> Who's talking?
Hello? Who's there? >> Your great great aunt sister telling you to leave Jess alone and be the bigger person.
>> Being the bigger person's overrated. >> Then I shall haunt you forever. >> On second that.
No, it's not. I'll leave her alone. >> Good girl.
>> Ew. What is that? Billy Jean, it's me.
I'm a ghost right now, so I need you to cover for me in Miss Peppa's class. Fine, but what do I say? Say I had like a family emergency or something.
Billy Jean, do you know where Jess is? Uh, yeah. She had like an ulcer in her mouth and it started spreading horribly and she had to leave really quickly without telling anyone.
Ow. Well, hopefully she gets her herpes cure. I don't have herpes.
Who said that? You couldn't have thought of a better lie. Hey now, you didn't get written up, did you?
No. See, you should be thanking me. Wa!
I could see you again. That means my ability wore off. I have one more finger to try.
What does this one do? >> I DON'T WA! >> Are you levitating?
I'm not touching the ground. This is so cool. Hold on.
Don't get too high. You could hurt yourself. Only if I fall back down.
Billy Jean, the bell rang. Off to class. I need to start getting more sleep.
I'm hallucinating flying students. >> Jessica, it is your turn to tell us your special talent. My special skill is I can fly.
Very funny. Now, come on. Hurry up.
I can. >> See? Holy Harry Potter.
Okay. Okay. Where's the optical illusion?
There's no optical illusion. It's magic. Good try.
But I believe in science, not wizardry. Here, grab my hands. I'll prove it.
See, look how small everyone is. Set me down. SET ME DOWN.
FINE. OW. OOPS.
I quit. Jessica, where is the candy? I know you took it back.
No. She's going to take it away for good this time. Jessica.
Kaye, give me the candy. Sorry, [music] Mom. There's nothing you can do.
I ate it all. >> Jessica. Presenting Prince Oscar Meyer, your Highness, may I have your hand?
>> We're not compatible. >> Good day, Princess. This is ridiculous.
>> Patience, my king. She's not going to find her compatible prince overnight. Luckily, there are still dozens of more princes traveling to check their score with her.
>> You're right. Send in the next prince. Your Highness.
We're not compatible. Next. May I?
[laughter] Oh dear. What is it? Are you compatible?
Not even in the slightest. Good day. Now, this next prince is a wonderful entrepreneur and warrior.
Manifest that for yourself before you take his hand and check your score. Okay. >> Yes, father.
>> Next. May I have your hand? >> Well, what is it?
>> We're not compatible. [snorts] >> I wish you luck on this journey. Thanks, >> your majesty.
[music] We only have five more princes left. Lla, if you aren't compatible with any of these princes, you are going to be shunned from the kingdom. Laya, [music] if you aren't compatible with any of these princes, you are going to be shunned from the kingdom.
>> But, Dad, >> no butts. I don't make the rules. Section 13, page 649, paragraph B, says, "If a princess cannot find a compatible prince, then she must not continue her duties as a princess.
" But where would I go? All of my friends and family are royalty. >> Don't get upset, dear.
I am sure one of these next five princes will be the one for you. Now, let's all get some rest. We have a big day tomorrow.
Next. Next. May I have your hand?
>> 52%. That's not horrible. >> It's not good enough.
Next. again. >> Your Highness, we're on to the last prince.
>> Well, let's hope they are compatible, otherwise she will be banished. Presenting you, Prince [music] Jonathan. >> Your Highness, may I take your hand?
>> Who may say we're compatible? >> What? >> If you don't want to get banished, say it.
>> They could check if I'm lying. >> Have they done that before? >> No, but that's because I'm a terrible liar.
>> Oh, please. You can't be that bad. What's all this whispering about?
Are you compatible? Well, are you? >> We are absolutely compatible.
>> Yla, why are you acting strange? She's just excited she finally met the one. I guess I've never seen you like this.
>> You two do make an awfully cute couple. Well, we'll let you two get to know each other more. You weren't kidding.
You are a terrible liar. >> Now what? >> Oh, that part's easy.
We get married. >> But we wouldn't be happy. We're not compatible.
Who says >> society? [music] >> Oh, the same society that will shun their princess if she's not compatible with a prince. >> Yeah, sounds like a bunch of baloney if you ask me.
[laughter] Knock knock. I hope I'm not interrupting, but the king wants you two to come get an X-ray so he can print your compatibility score for the entire kingdom to see. I'll meet you in the foyer in 20 minutes.
Okay, [music] we'll be right down. So much for lying. As soon as we take that test, the jig is up and I'm banished.
>> Now, hold on. It's not over yet. >> What do you mean?
Yes, it is. >> No, we just have to find someone you're compatible with and have them take the test instead of me. >> Yeah, only one small problem.
I'm not compatible with anyone. >> It doesn't have to be a romantic compatibility. It could be a friend.
They won't know the difference. Do you have a BFF? >> Yeah, Mabel.
>> Great. [music] So, get Mabel to take the test with you and then just input my name instead of hers. But you can't let anyone see you do this.
>> Why are you helping me? >> Because [music] they shunned my sister a long time ago, and I promised myself if I could do anything to prevent that from happening to someone else, I would. Now go find Mabel.
Mabel, I need to ask you a big favor. >> I'm listening. Lala Noel, [music] you want me to help you lie to the entire kingdom?
>> Yes. I've been waiting for the day for you to want to do something naughty. >> Does that mean you're in?
>> Is the sky blue? Let's go get that X-ray. >> Oh, girls, let me help you with the X-ray machine.
Oh, no need, ma'am. That is quite kind of you, but we got it just fine. All right, then.
Where's Prince Jonathan? He's already in there, and Mabel's going to help us get it up and running. >> Well, let me know if you need help.
Yes, ma'am. We will. >> Prince Jonathan, I got the test.
Let me see. 86%. >> I think it's going to work.
>> I think so, too. It's >> Well, I better get this to the king, >> right? I'll see you tonight.
>> You look beautiful, my daughter. And what [music] a smile you have going on behind your eyes. I've never seen you like this.
>> I'm just excited for the party. >> And to see more of Jonathan. And to see more of Jonathan.
You're really liking this prince in such a short period of time. He's different than the rest. He sees me.
Well, it's no wonder you two are so compatible. Don't take too long getting ready. I'll see you down there.
>> I'd like to present to you my daughter and her soon tobe husband, Prince Jonathan. >> My king, stop the party. We have a confession.
>> What is it? >> Mabel, >> stop the party. We have a confession.
>> What is it? >> Mabel, >> I'm so sorry, Yla. I guess there were cameras in the room.
I didn't have a choice. >> Princess Laya and Prince Jonathan are not really compatible. >> The test she gave you was the test of her and Mabel.
>> Mabel? Is this true? >> Yes, [music] sir.
So, what is your two's compatibility then? >> It was. >> Why don't we just take the test right here in front of everyone and show you all that we are compatible?
>> You heard the princess. Go get it. Yes, your highness.
What are you doing? We're not compatible. >> Stalling so you can think of a plan.
>> Me? Yes, you. You have to have a plan behind those perfect locks.
>> Well, I don't. Wait, do you really think my hair is perfect? >> Yeah.
>> Okay, I got the machine. >> Well, bring it here. >> We have to think of something.
I don't want to lose you. >> No matter what happens, you won't lose me now. Here, put your hands on.
I guess we're doing this. [music] You two hurry up. All right.
There. Now, we just wait and see what it says. It was.
>> Why don't we just take the test right here in front of everyone and show you all that we are compatible? >> You heard the princess. Go get it.
Yes, your highness. What are you doing? We're not compatible.
>> Stalling so you can think of a plan. >> Me? >> Yes, you.
You have to have a plan behind those perfect locks. >> Well, I don't. Wait, do you really think my hair is perfect?
>> Yeah. >> Okay, I got the machine. >> Well, bring it here.
>> We have to think of something. I don't want to lose you. No matter what happens, you won't lose me.
Now, here, put your hands on. I guess we're doing this. You two hurry up.
All right. There. Now, we just wait and see what it says.
I told you my daughter is not a liar. They're compatible. Now, let's get this party started.
>> I don't understand. How is that possible? >> I guess as the hearts grow fonder, so does our percentage.
>> Sounds like fate. I don't know about you, but I think we have a wedding to plan. Spin to choose who will be in your body.
What does that even mean? I think it's best if I [music] don't touch anything. >> Error.
You cannot move until you click the button. Well, I'm not going to spin until you give me more information. Whoever the spinner lands on will be in your body for the day.
>> Fine. Just please don't be anything. Someone turn on a light.
Whoa. What is this screen? >> During the next 3 days, you can watch how others live your life.
>> I have to do this for 3 days. Are you going to pay for my therapy after two? >> No.
These days are supposed to be relaxing. >> Relaxing? What part of this is relaxing?
>> Wait. So, where is Jess? No comment.
You know what? I don't really care. That means she can't get in my way.
So, you know what, Jess? Wherever you are, I'm going to give you the best day today. You're welcome.
the best day. No, Jerica. Jerica, just give me a mediocre day, okay?
Just a boring day, please. >> She cannot hear you. >> Then can you tell her for me?
Say, be boring. Love, Jess. >> I cannot.
>> You know, I'm really starting to not like you, >> Jess. Jess. Jess.
Oh, that's me. >> What? Billy.
Billy. [music] You never call me that. Well, I do now.
What's with the punk rock bumblebee look? My style has always been mid at best. So, I decided to revamp my wardrobe and your personality.
Is something going on with you? No, girly. I'm totes, but I think it's time we put those in the past.
I want to be besties. Girly. Weird, but okay.
Meet me at my car after school. We're going shopping. Jess, I am so down.
Jess is so going to thank me later. >> Oh, I am so going to kill you. Can anyone tell me what the capital of Oregon is?
No one. Jess, go ahead. I don't know.
Oh, come on. We all know you did your report on it last week. What is it?
Well, I forget. That was last week. You honestly give us information overload.
It's kind of hard to remember everything. Jess, we'll talk about this later. She's so going to thank me later.
I don't think that's what she meant. Of course it is, Billy. Honestly, today is going so well.
I'm changing Jess's life for the better. I've already gotten her less homework and made amends with her enemy. Like, pop off, Jericho.
>> Jess, over here. We've been waiting for you. Oh, sorry.
I was just flirting with boys. You know how it is. Omg, who?
Shoot. Who would be Jess's type? Um, that one.
Charlie. Yeah, you brat. Wait, what?
Oh my gosh. Is that why you were trying to get close to Becky? Because you want to kiss her ex?
You're a terrible person, Jess. >> Wait, that's your ex? Don't act like you didn't know.
We've only been off and on since the third grade, and everyone knows we broke up last week. >> I swear I didn't. I'm not even in this grade.
Oh my gosh, she's lying from ear to ear. Let's go, girls. We are never going to be friends.
Well, things took a turn for the worse. Jess, principal's office now. We need to talk about your interaction in Miss Peppa's class today.
I'm back in my body. Oh, Jerica is so going to get it for destroying my life yesterday. >> Hear, you cannot move until you spin the wheel.
>> I have to do this again. >> We told you three days of this. Please be Billy Jean.
She's the only one that knows how to take care of me. Wait, Anna? Is that that quiet girl?
Who? Whoa. I'm in someone else's body.
I knew I had superpowers. At least everyone's going to know that's not me. >> Jess already done with the punk rock look.
I see. Outfits are a creative expression. I can wear whatever I want.
Whenever I want. I agree, but why are you talking like that? Would you believe me if I actually told you I'm Hana and I [music] shapeshifted into Chess's body?
>> You did what? But no one can know about this. If the government finds out what I'm capable of, they might take me away for experimental testing.
>> Uh, you almost had me there for a second. Your Anna impression is spot on. I'll see you at lunch.
>> Friends are not as intellectual as I thought they were. That doesn't mean no one will suspect me. I need to protect myself.
I need to see if I can shapeshift again. >> So, you're just not going to tell her that she didn't shapeshift? >> It is not causing her any distress, so we will not get involved.
>> There you are. What are [music] you doing? I'm practicing for my taekwond do class later.
Wait, you're not Jess. Who's in her body? Reveal yourself.
>> I'm Jess. What makes you think I'm not? >> Well, for one, Jess is not athletic at all.
[music] So, she definitely wouldn't be taking Taekwond do. And secondly, she doesn't talk like that. >> I'm Anna.
I can shape shift into other humans bodies. I'm a supernatural. >> No, Anna, you're not.
>> Well, clearly I am. How else would I have gotten in here? >> The same way I got in her body yesterday.
You know how to shapeshift, too? >> No, I didn't shapeshift. Jess is like cursed or something and people get to spend a day as her.
But Becky, dang, Anna really was telling the truth. Whatever happened to you? I really hope it doesn't happen to me.
Well, I hope it never happens to me again. And we I've never dodged that before. That was terrifying.
>> Sweetie, I made you breakfast. >> Thanks, Mom. What is this?
It smells rotten. >> Raspberry pancakes. your favorite.
>> I'm actually not hungry. I'll see you after school. >> Have a good day.
>> Billy Jean, you'll never believe it. I dodged death twice today. >> Wait, what?
How? You're the most careful person I know. >> It was the weirdest thing.
First, my curling iron caught on fire. Then, my mom tried to feed me expired pancakes that probably had salmonella in them. I know you're freaked out, but to be honest, it's really impressive that you've made it this far without dodging death before.
What's your count up to? 6,570. I dodge death once a day, but that's because I live next to an unconvicted serial killer.
>> Your life is so strange. >> Look out. >> Sorry, I didn't see you there.
>> I'm telling you, babe. Something is up. I go 18 years without dodging death, and now I've dodged it three times in the past 8 hours.
So, you're having a bad day. I'm sure you'll be back in your groove tomorrow. Don't forget to take your vitamins.
Please don't be a repeat of yesterday. >> Is this stop light not working? >> No.
So just cross we know cars are coming. >> Whoa. What happened to you?
I got hit by a car. You what? Well, technically just a side mirror hit me, but right in my eye.
That is so unlucky. >> Babe, this isn't a coincidence. Something's changed and I've had terrible luck all of a sudden.
>> You know what I like about you is that you're not dramatic like other girls. But right now, you're being dramatic. >> I don't think I am.
I've dodged death a lot lately. >> Why don't we just relax a little and go to Make Out Peak tonight? It'll be fun.
>> I can't. I have a lot of homework. >> Fine.
I'll see you later. Billy Jean, I have to break up with Pete. >> Why?
You're like obsessed with him. >> Something in my life is giving me bad luck. And I think it's him.
>> You think it's Pete? >> I refused to hang out with him tonight and my dodge death count went up. That's a sign.
>> That he was going to kill you? >> No. That we shouldn't be together.
The universe is trying to tell me that he's not the one. >> Or they're trying to tell you that he wants to kill you. >> He's not a serial killer, Billy Jean.
He's not your neighbor. I have to find Pete. >> Have you seen Pete?
>> No. Sorry. >> You broke up with me over text?
>> I didn't have a choice. I've been looking for you all day and I need to stop facing death. >> You think I'm responsible for your dodge death count being so high?
>> No. >> Yes. I think it's a sign that we shouldn't be together.
>> Well, I'll give you a sign. >> Please don't kill me. >> What?
I'm not going to kill you. I was just going to give you the middle finger, but now you made it weird. Oh, bye Pete.
>> How'd it go breaking up with Pete? >> Not well. >> I'm sorry.
I know how much you liked him. >> Hopefully things can just go back to normal now and my count will stop going up. How?
Literally, how did I have like 500 heart attacks last night? Sweetie, are you okay? You don't look well.
>> I'm not well. I went 18 years without dodging death once. And in the last 2 days, I've dodged it hundreds of times.
Something is very wrong in my life, and I've misread all of the signs. >> How about you stay home from school today? I think you need the rest.
>> Thanks, Mom. My count didn't go up when I decided to stay home from school. That means school's safe.
Mom, I changed my mind. I actually am going to go to school today. >> Are you sure?
>> Yeah. Oh my gosh. It wasn't Pete who was bad for me.
It's my mom. >> Billy Jean, can I please come live with you? >> You can, but sometimes I think you forget that my neighbor's a serial killer.
>> Well, so is my mom. >> Wait, what? >> Not really, but I do think she might be trying to kill me.
>> First Pete, now your mom? >> No. Turns out it wasn't Pete.
I misread the signs. So, what are you going to do? >> Pete, I am so sorry.
I realized it wasn't you after all. [music] Do you want to get back together? >> Sorry, Jess, but I'm already dating Becky.
We broke up yesterday. >> I know. So, I really think it's time you move on.
It's been like 14 hours. Jess, I'm so sorry, but my mom said no to you living with us. >> It's okay.
[music] Thanks for trying. Guess it's time to go confront my mom. >> Be safe.
Oh, good. You're home. I made you some dinner.
>> Is it poisoned? >> Poisoned? Every time I'm in this house, my dodge death count triples.
I don't think that's a coincidence. Sweetie, I do not know what is going on with you today, but I can guarantee I'm not trying to hurt you. >> I don't believe a word you say.
I'm going to go live with Grandma >> at the nursing home. >> Yes. I knew it.
Hi, Grandma. >> Sweetheart, what are you doing here? >> I'm just trying to hide away from death.
>> Well, you didn't come to the right place. Marjorie died today. Barb, should I cut her head off?
>> Grandma, what's in your hand? A voodoo doll of the nurse here. [music] Should I cut her head off?
>> Grandma, what's in your hand? >> A voodoo doll of the nurse here. My roomy Barb made it.
We hate that nurse, so we've been doing all sorts of things to it. Barb accidentally cut its eye open, so we had to repair that. But I stuck a needle through its heart at least 500 times.
>> That's horrible. >> Oh, don't worry, sweetie. Nothing's even happened to Nurse Jackie.
[music] In fact, she's happier than ever. Unfortunately. >> Grandma, this isn't a voodoo doll of Nurse Jackie.
This is a voodoo doll of me. >> Don't be ridiculous. That looks nothing like you.
Barb, do you think that looks like her? No. See, it's Nurse Jackie.
>> I'm keeping this. >> You want to give Nurse Jackie a good beating, too? That's my granddaughter.
You're back. How was staying with Grandma? >> Eye opening.
Grandma had this >> a voodoo doll of you. >> She found it looked like nurse Jackie, who apparently she hates. Your grandma is blinder than a bat.
Sweetie, I'm so sorry that happened to you. >> I'm just glad it's in my hands now. Time for you to go where no one will find you.
>> Lucy, come on. We're going to be late. >> Hang on, Mom.
I see something. A We're going to be best friends.
