color blindness can you see the number in this circle if you can't you might have just been hit with a permanent debuff called color blindness I'm just messing with you here's the real test you can see it now right at first glance color blindness seems like an obvious Nerf it's kind of important to see colors sometimes but this debuff comes with a hidden skill boost colorblind players get plus two perception and pattern recognition meaning they can see through camouflage way better than those with normal vision While most players rely on color-based Illusions colorblind Vision cuts
through the noise and spots things others Miss and in a heavily populated PVP server like Earth that's actually a solid perk during World War II the US military figured this out and started recruiting colorblind spotters to detect hidden enemies and disguised bunkers one example was a famous infantry Captain who rolled severe color blindness at Birth at first his Nerf status almost disqualified him from joining the military but when they put him on recon missions they noticed he could easily pick out hidden threats that normal eyes couldn't see suddenly his color vision debuff was actually useful
and what he initially thought was a debuff turned out to be a buff short height almost everybody these days thinks the best meta is to dump all their skill points into height some players even try to hack the game with limb lengthening surgery a risky mod to their character after creation and yeah I get it the short debuff can be brutal especially in the love making quests and don't don't get me started on the endgame content that is store shelves but don't worry shorter players have faster reaction times take fewer injuries from Falls and statistically
reach a higher level before dying there are plenty of great class roles for you as well in sports like gymnastics race car driving and wrestling being short isn't just good it's meta Simone biles standing at 4' 8 in dumped all her height skill points into balance and Agility making her one of the greatest gymnasts of all time Yuki Cota at 5' 3 in sacrific length but gained Elite vehicle control and weight distribution perfect for Formula 1 racing Rey Mysterio coming in at 5' 6 in has insane agility and unlocked high flying wrestling combos compared to
you they're probably quite short but despite their debuff they'll accomplish more than you ever will so short kings and queens you're not nerfed you're just built like a highspeed low hitbox character left-handedness there is about a 10% chance that you are left-handed and you might think that's a bad thing you have probably been smudging ink when you write or struggled with simple tools since you belong to the minority The World Isn't built for you but because of this lefties develop stronger neural connections between brain hemispheres making them better at adapting thinking creatively and processing information
faster you're basically playing life on easy mode with a permanent XP boost in problem solving and multitasking and if you ever step into certain sports like boxing baseball or football it will feel like you've unlocked a rare overpowered skill tree babe Bruce smashed 700 14 home runs most of them with his left hand Manny Pacquiao won 62 out of 71 fights mostly with a left-handed knockout 83% of Messi's 697 goals came from his left foot because it's rare your enemies just don't know how to defend against it you might struggle with scissors but when it
comes to real world PVP you're the final boss heavy sleeper if you've ever slept through an alarm a fire driller an entire day congratulations you've unlocked the heavy sleeper debuff it seems like a huge Nerf you miss exams get easily pranked and you'll always miss those late nights sneaking out with your party but it's not all bad heavy sleepers tend to spend more time in deep Sleep the phase where Real Recovery kicks in with a higher arousal threshold they're less likely to get knocked out of it by random noises Twitchy pets or the neighbor's 6
a.m. lawnmower that uninterrupted deep sleep is what restores your hit points some well-rested Buffs you can get from Deep Sleep include muscle mending heels and rebuild muscle tissue immunity reinforcement boosts your body's defenses like a passive Shield memory autosave locks in new skills and experiences while you sleep but the brain gets the biggest XP boost while you're offline it activates the glymphatic system a built-in cleanup crew that clears out junk files and mental clutter freeing up space for sharper focus and faster thinking when you're back online and the only way to acquire the well-rested buff
is to well actually rest hypermobility every bent your fingers way further than they should go if so you might be afflicted with the hypermobility debuff it's a frustrating debuff your joints act like loose hinges random pain kicks in if you stay still too long and a sudden movement might just dislocate something important but this debuff comes with some surprisingly powerful Buffs as well okay maybe fitting through a toilet seat isn't the most impressive move but injury resistance reduced risk of broken bones and joints that move like they've bypassed physics turn this debuff into a high
utility build in the right scenario hyper Mobility becomes straight up overpowered take rubber boy for example a fully maxed out Mobility pure who has unlocked some extremely unique and Powerful abilities if the developers ever release a worldwide hideand-seek server he'd be rank one so yeah while your joints might freak people out just know you're playing life on Adaptive Difficulty big nose so you've got a big shnozer maybe you've been bullied for it maybe you've considered plastic surg y or maybe you've just accepted that sunglasses will never fit you right yeah I won't lie the big
noos debuff has serious drawbacks and it's staring you in the face every day but here's what most players don't know a bigger nose can mean better air flow stronger endurance and enhanced breathing capacity many Elite Runners Fighters and athletes have larger noses which helps them take in more oxygen per breath and perform better under high-intensity conditions and this isn't just some random bonus trait this goes all the way back to neanderthals neanderthals had massive massive protruding noses and researchers found that their nasal structure allowed them to move huge amounts of air through their lungs not
only that but their noses were specifically built to warm and humidify cold dry air making it easier to breathe in harsh environments and guess what that same evolutionary Advantage is still with us today so while a society might have nerfed you in The Beauty Department Evolution gave you a buff where it actually matters you're not just breathing you're powering up overheating what's that smell is that you are you sweating if you start sweating just thinking about summer congrats you've rolled the overheating debuff it might feel like a useless debuff but sweating is actually just a
built-in high performance cooling system in fact Elite endurance athletes train to sweat more because it helps them run longer without overheating with regular training or heat exposure your sweat glands evolve growing larger and upgrading their output like built-in cooling mods humans evolve to be the best long-distance runners in nature and guess what the best Runners are the ones who sweat the most efficiently so while everyone else is slowing down in the heat your body is running an advanced self-cooling upgrade maybe don't mention it to the ladies lactose intolerance so you can't handle Dairy congratulations you've
rolled the lactose intolerance debuff at first it seems like a major debuff cheese betrays you milkshakes are your mortal enemy and eating ice cream is basically playing Russian roulette with your stomach but this isn't a Nerf it's the default human setting most mammals stop producing lactase after infancy your body was never meant to process dairy as an endgame player but thousands of years ago Some Humans got a mutation that let them digest milk forever this wasn't normal it was basically a paid expansion pack that helped certain farming societies Farm XP through dairy milk became a
reliable high protein consumable in parts of Europe and Africa giving those players a nutrition boost that helped them survive and level up faster so if you can't handle Dairy you're actually running on the original unpatched version of human DNA and this can actually be considered a buff lactose intolerant players tend to have healthier gut microbiomes because they rely on more fiber-rich non-dairy Foods many studies even suggest that they have lower risks of attracting certain digestive diseases compared to the milk drinkers so While others are out here chugging milk and rolling the dice you're sticking to
the OG survival build you're not broken you're just running the base game do you have any of these debuffs let me know in the comments bye
