Everything is Expensive

I have a problem I mean I have many problems my hair is always a mess my upload schedule is a mess and I'm pretty sure the man that lives in my closet isn't my roommate but homeless but this problem is more important plus he gives me free Twinkies so he chill my problem is that everything is expensive like everything food houses clothes you know all the things a human needs to live are at prices that even psycho from psyche K couldn't afford it ain't even just those even our favorite pastimes of just costing more and

more money the movies used to be and still is one of my favorite places to go when I want the big Silver Screen experience then I walk into the theater and they charging damn near $20 per ticket $10 for kids between the ages of two and three how charitable so if you got a family with you you most likely going to be spending $100 just to get a seat and you'll feel even worse afterwards after watching the movie and it turns out to be ass I feel bad for all you parents out there paying for

your family's tickets probably thinking damn D I should have gone out and got some milk I'm broke not only that the concession stand prices have always been high but today it's Dr why does a large drink be costing me $10 does it come with a meal or nachos at least nah it's just a drink I want to burn this place to the ground large buckets of popcorn always be pricey that's why I never considered buying those exclusive promotional buckets they have for new movies cuz most of the time those buckets be costing $20 more for

Less popcorn like why would I even consider buying these oh oh I'm taking this home with me it's getting to a point that whenever someone want to go see a new movie I sometimes be thinking nah it be too expensive we should hang out at the public library instead it's free and it's unlimited entertainment John is too big also a bit of a tangent I hate that we have to pick our movie seats now I miss one of the first people to show up to the theater get the best seats cuz now after the movie

I paid to see finishes I can't walk into another theater cuz I might be sitting on someone else's seat and you might say oh DJ you're not even supposed to be doing that in the first place I pay $30 to be here I have the right to steal movies speaking of entertainment these streaming prices are getting too much for real I've complained about this before but since that video is only gotten worse Netflix be hiring their prices every like 2 months and everything you actually want to watch is on different services oh you want to

watch that show you got to subscribe to Hulu you want to watch sports well you got to subscribe to fubo but your specific favorite sports team don't play matches on there so you got to also subscribe to Peacock too you want to watch Nature Documentaries you got to subscribe to orangutang TV but they only show orangutangs on there if you want to see more animals you got to get the multi nature package for an extra $20 a month like why streaming is supposed to be the easier option from cable but me and my wallet got

to do hat tricks bouncing around between services to even find a thing I want to watch and some might say well it's higher in demand so higher prices ah you greedy ass [ __ ] y'all sounding like landlords right now and I really like you Netflix but your cataloges are not good enough to be this expensive I won't lie the only reasons I pay for it now is cuz WWE Raw is on there and I can't miss that and cuz I be sharing my account with my family and my mom be using it all the

time if it wasn't for those reasons I'd be sailing the seven C's you hear that Mom it's your fault I'm just kidding I love you mommy speaking of Home Entertainment homes the Market is a scam the prices today for a house are insane with the prices they're charging you would at least think they are selling a spacious accommodating home but nah in the city it's like yeah we got this space at the Bronx it's 10 square ft the kitchen's in the bathroom and the toilet's in the sink we're asking for $2,000 a month for a

2-year lease it's in high demand it'll be gone by tomorrow so you going to get it or not hell no I don't want this you selling me a glorified closet for Courtside ticket prices just cuz it's in the city I'm i' rather to sleep in the back of my car it's just as big and the heater actually works I knew I should have got a house during the 2008 financial crisis but nah I was too busy being in kindergarten playing with toys and going to Chuck-E-Cheese I was such a bum but the number one thing

I'm most agitated about being expensive nowadays is food and groceries I swear the average grocery trip here today is going to cost you1 plus dollars and half of that is going to the eggs alone and sometimes these food companies be keeping the same prices for their products but making their sizes smaller I'm looking at you Tropicana these new bottles ain't it they shrunk their bottles 6 oz and they ain't even lower the price so you pay more money for Less OJ I am now vitamin C deficient because of this you might say I'm tweaking over

a 6 o difference but I know I'm not let me tell you an analogy real quick you go to your plug all the time they give you a 3.5 for the same price your satisfied one day you hit them up they pull up but this time they give you three G's instead not only that they hired the price for the same thing you've always been buying how you feel then you feel betrayed you feel scammed and if you ever find yourself in that situation to that I say bro call the police call the police on

them they obviously don't care anything about customer satisfaction I wish I can do the same thing with Tropicana but the cops don't take distressing calls over orange juice bottles seriously this is exactly why I'm aab bro not only that fast food and American staple that's supposed to be cheap now be doubling prices all the time like the McDonald's dollar menu don't even exist no more it's called the value benu now selling sandwiches that used to cost a dollar that are now almost $3 and they'll still find a way to get your order on pounder you

might say oh they just adjusting for inflation ah don't give me that if Arizona can still be 99 then what's their excuse It's McDonald's they're not struggling the only people struggling are the workers in there that are making the food not the people that be at the headquarters but the fast food prices become even worse when ordering off of delivery apps buying a $10 meal turns into $3 meal the fees be taking advantage of us I know this cuz I see it in my orders all the time let me show y'all something not long ago

I did an Uber Eats delivery for two items one hog andaz ice cream cuz I'm a fatty and one day Quil cuz I was feeling a little sick I only got these two items I know I'm ordering them to be delivered so I know there'll be a little more expensive than usual but you'd expect this order to be like $20 Max now I want you to guess how much you think this order cost me $30 nah $40 no that's too generous this order costed me $50 what is this you can't justify this price to me

is the delivery driver also going to give me a good night kiss with my order cuz that's the only justification by the way the delivery man did not give me a good night kiss when he dropped off my order I got scammed this should not be considered a new Norm in the US and some people seeing me complain about this might say you're a YouTuber why you complaining about this you already got money true matter but I still like trying to save money you know cuz nowadays these sales aren't even sales this isn't adjustment for

inflation this is Corporate greed these prices aren't going to get cheaper especially since the owners of these companies run the country now literally as long as people keep paying for these products no matter the price hike it'll only get more expensive so what is my solution to this economic crisis we are dealing with right now L I'm joking I'm joking this doesn't apply to small businesses in Costco they're goed but I'm joking all right that's really all I wanted to say I just wanted to rant about modern-day prices and my low-key bad financial decisions hopefully

my message comes across even if you don't agree maybe you like spending 20 bucks on eggs who knows that is all and in conclusion I don't know bye 30 I'm never paying my taxes I'm never pay I'm never paying my taxes I'm never pay never paying my taxes I'm never P I'm never paying my taxes