oh that's such a good point keep it together woman you're flirting makes you look desperate please please everyone's looking can you just I wasn't flirting that's just how polite people in society speak to each other polite Society I guess I'm just some lowly mechanic who wouldn't know anything about that dude this is not a good way to start Middle School sure guys you're going to ruin my life in middle school before it even starts I am so sorry sweetheart I'm here for a PTA meeting I don't know why your dad is here you never told
me about no PTA meetings wonder why you're hiding something from me I know it because you're always busy at the shop all day oh so what being a mechanic isn't good enough for you oh come on that this is it man we got to shine like stars be cool stick together man middle schools make her break bro [Music] what is this what you good I I think I yo wait yo chill BR snap out ofn no snap out of it this canot be happening it's a PTA meeting I wish you would just communicate with me
this one time you have not I don't want to do this right now it's not like I'm just making these things up I want have my stickers yeah bro she's coming through me uh the seats open thanks I'm Candace by the way Candace nice cace and you are oh Kyle hi Kyle my hello my name's Kyle all right everyone welcome to the first day of school in order to break the ice why don't we break off into pairs so that we can get to know each other a little better do you want to be my
partner so so oh uh do you want have my stickers no thank you I'm actually lerg To Nuts even got my e pen sick I I mean not your allergies I I meant the EpiPen modern medicine got to love it huh want the other half yeah bro I would love the other half of the Snickers boo I was already promised melissy how are you doing D oh everything's great how are the wife and kids can't complain happy wife happy life how do you two know each other doll stop we chaperoned the fourth grade field trip
to the museum together interesting you never mentioned it wonder what else you don't mention okay you know what hello everyone and welcome to all our new parents I'm Connor Jones president of the PTA and the first Henry to raise over $100,000 at our annual fundraiser if you already recognize me it's probably because you saw my face on the billboard coming into town my real estate company thought it'd be a good idea to put a face of the name it's no big deal let's get down to business shall we shall we first things first we have
the upcoming school dance on the docket show of hands please who's able to volunteer thank you uh Mary and June you'll be in charge of the snacks and the punch and Jerry I know I can count on you to snap some great pictures mesie I thought me and you could shaper around the front section together uh excuse me Mr President don't you think me and my wife should be chaperoning the front section of the dance well I don't see why you got to go off with Mr President over here my sincerest apologies I didn't mean
to offend never seen you at a PTA meeting before and I had no idea you were meles's husband you are very welcome either way do you happen to work at the mechanic shop by the mall you got a problem with mechanics or something not fancy enough for you nonsense I work with people from all walks of life I'm only asking because I recently had my Porsche service there and it's never run better I was just wondering if you were the man who worked on it oh your Porche huh you just had to mention your Porche
big war KY Wesley's here hi hi who are you trying to impress looking that good not me I know that no boys you be good we'll be gone for a few hours be good Oho you trying to go run some FIFA oh no I I just like kandace's post she didn't think I'm a code red stalker bro it's not that serious just unlike it she won't even realize all right I'll just like it let's go play so this is why you got all dressed up you knew that Mr President would be here be nice please
fancy seeing you two here what are you doing here my real estate company just hired your Law Firm a special counsel looking very forward to or with you yeah great now you're going to make up every excuse you can to go and spend time with Mr President probably go out on expensive lunches in his Porsche and laugh at all the poor pathetic nobody's who aren't as fancy as you guys is that how you really think of me sure sure you know I liked you better when you were in the mail room yeah more down to
earth that's a great suit thank you and I love the tie appreciate it good color what are you doing my bad Mr President I didn't see you there don't worry about it I always bring an extra suit in case for things like this yes bro oh my let's go bro let's run it back come on they might be able to launch a counter attack you don't even spend time with this okay stop telling me what to do what so who is he Mr President who is this guy I've had enough you stop already I'm not
going to get permission I ask for permission can I a job thank [Music] you flip it over roses are red Violet are blue I love to go for the dance with you of course good morning we have a new student class this is Archie Archie why don't you coming up in introduce yourself good day everyone name's Archie I'm from Australia bit of a ways from here but I'm very excited to get to know all of my new classmates let's have a great year yeah so in honor of our new student why don't we switch things
up today and change partners for this new project Archie why don't you pair with uh Candice right switch it up let's go tough luck bro Archie looks like a movie star Kyle which book would you reference for this project uh I I don't know 19th century yeah so we're looking at Great Expectations Frankenstein J A that sort of thing that's right very good Archie all right guys let's get started got show with me new kid ow Candace are you okay I'm so sorry ow Kyle why did you do that arie's literally my dream guy I
hope he has me to the school dance I heard his favorite color is red and red is totally your color although I have a feeling he's going to ask Candice though true I heard they're both at auditions right now bro are you trying to murder your lunch treay bro she's going to dump me for the stupid Aussie dude yeah I mean I did hear that girls favorite accents are Australian accents and Candace is a girl plus he's smart and she's also very smart and he's super athletic girls love that and he's into theaters so he's
got that sensitive side too dude's kind of like the full package are you are you together again we both gone into the school play he's the Romeo to the May Juliet can you believe it are you ready to go yet Candace sorry but Argie and I are going to go to the library and start our project but I'll see you later bye my lady thanks what are you doing here oh you didn't know I joined the stage crew you know so on my girlfriend [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] I've had enough going through my phone is
the final straw you took it away from me before I can even read the text messages from Mr President okay what are you hiding do you want to read it here look see this is for work how many times do I have to tell you we are just colleagues please just stay okay we can work through this when a relationship doesn't have trust it is always going to have problems and you're never going to trust me because you're riddled with your own insecurities sign the papers I'll be back tomorrow to cook dinner for Kyle I
need space from you what's wrong are you all right Dad are you and Mom getting a divorce not if I can help it buddy hey have you been crying I think I missed up things with my girlfriend kid what happened I don't no I've just been acing like a really crazy Jerk It's ruining everything she wouldn't even pick up my calls yeah I know that feeling so what are you going to do about Mom honestly no clue what are you going to do about your girlfriend don't know but don't keep her waiting son we don't
all get Second Chances are you almost done yet almost why don't you put a movie on or something Carol singing is that Love Actually I love that movie especially when he pulls out those big not cards ready what do you think you're wearing a red dress do you think i' do a bow tie or a regular tie we can pick one up before the dance tonight no you're changing oh you don't think I look pretty no it's just you're dressing up for Archie it's his favorite color you're supposed to be my girlfriend not his are
you serious I thought we talked about this last night you promised you'd actually trust me look if you don't change your dress I'm not going to the dance with you find the don't go with me fine [Music] fine it's you I knew you were cheating on me that's not true Kyle stop you need to leave now look at us bro just like the old times just like the old times without canace bro she's just some girl bro you got to move on she's not just some girl she's my girl bro I think I love her
if it weren't for that stupid Archie kid we'd be sipping on milkshakes together right now y bro look who it is I can't do this you're seriously not making me go to the school dance alone are you we've been playing in the ghost since we were like 7 bro we can't just stand here all night let's go get some snacks and punch I forgot my parents were shoing no Kyle you can't never mind hey mate I'm not your mate you stole my girl I don't know what you're talking about just because you have an Australian
accent you have big muscles you look good and you're nice doesn't mean you could ruin good things thanks for waiting for me the girl's bathroom had the longest line I thought you were with Candace no this better have been trying to tell you kenice is great but I don't like her like that we're just Pals anyways she's been talking about you constantly but you were at your house yeah because she left her epen a rehearsal and I was taking that to her because you know that's kind of important and then you got shakes together we
were trying to look for you she wanted to talk but you ran off where is she now well she said she was going to go and bury her sorrows in a pint of ice cream and watch Love Actually whoa there buddy slow down do you think you're going to find love in my life uh do you want to right I have to help the kid out it'll take him forever on foot wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait how's it going in there sorry I'm late had to wrap up a last minute
sale at work don't worry about it we didn't even notice you were missing hey I'm sorry if you got off on the wrong foot I hope you know I have the utmost respect for you what me yeah why I've never met another woman who talks about their husband the way melesi talks about you I mean look every other text message is about how amazing you are how great of a dad you are how funny you are how handsome you are that woman loves you don't look so shocked just treat her right I'm nice I really
am apart from my terrible taste in pie and it would be great if we could be friends absolutely honey who's at the door or doesn't mean we'll be able to find a video though I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find any trace of it so here that says Peter and Juliet's wedding do you think we might be on the right track oh yeah well wow could be it you [Music] mind don't let that red Dr go to waste will you please be my date roses are red violets are blue yes
of course I'd love to go to the dance with you mie I'm sorry you were right truth is I've always felt like you were too good for me then you got that new job I figured it was just a matter of time before you left me for some successful man that drives a Porsche and has Billboards of his face all around town either way I should have trusted you I don't want a divorce you're my entire world and from now on you give me another chance I'll spend the rest of my life trusting you you
have my word I Have This Dance yes [Music] [Music] what are you doing all lonely in the corner bro everyone has a date except me which is cool not like I want to talk to any girls anyway hey hi you're Wesley right mhm do you want to dance um yeah sure here [Music] [Music]