Ratatouille explained by an idiot

welcome to Ratatouille Ratatouille it's a rat that cooks patoti before I start I must complain first about you when I asked you on Twitter to make a meme out of this picture for The Iron Giant video I expected more you all I got was low F POV bu granted I can't do any better but I expected more like only two people actually tried to do something decent also on my patreon for the same movie how did this not win the meeme pole it's in my pants man but maybe even worse this won The Amazing Spider-Man

pole instead of any of these cuz of course you choose a spin-off meme you predictable basic diversify Your Meme tapaste do better or else I'm not going to make a video about cats and I know you want me to just kidding by the way I probably would have chose the same one this is just an excuse for me to plug my patreon where you can give me your money and appear in the credits of my videos and vote for these shitty memes provided to me by my TWiT hards on Twitter with polls that are actually

not rigged unlike most elections now on to the movie starting off with one of my favorite countries to dogon France specifically peris France where there's this five star restaurant called gustos named after an old fat Chef who's really good at cooking and made a cookbook that stated that anyone could cook and then he healed himself when a really mean food critic gave him a bad review that lost his restaurant St also in France is Remington the rat who read this book and is gifted with how do I say this very intuitive Foody skills every that

knows what food goes with what what ingredients food is made of what food smells good what food smells like poison which comes in very handy when his dad the leader of their rat colony appoints him poison checker for all their shitty food that they collect one his nose burn out from all that smelling like people get used to a smell after three sniffs or something like that right he is a rat though I don't know much about rat an anab ratat me just saying could be exhausting moving on he hates eating trash and wants to

cook and eat good food so he keeps sing into this old woman's house to do so then one day he tries to cook a mushroom on the chimney of her house with his [ __ ] brother which gets them struck by lightning and they survive that whatever then Remy decides that they need one more ingredient that would make this zaap mushroom per and that ingredient lies in the kitchen of old lady so they go inside [ __ ] fell asleep watching TV Emil is quaking in his boots while REM is looking for the spices and

then he sees on TV that Chef Gusto has died because of that bad review and he keeps getting closer to the TV to listen and watch which allowed the old lady to see him when she woke up why the did you have to get close you [ __ ] rodent you were hearing fine doesn't matter old lady pulls out the whammy stick and starts shooting holes in her own house trying to kill them only is this ancient French [ __ ] using the most ineffective weapon to kill these rats but that shotgun has 11 shots

before getting empty that [ __ ] doesn't exist could be wrong though maybe it's Pack-a-Punch I don't know just brain brother runs up to the Colony leading her there and just brain old lady who is a better shot than most movie villains shoots down her ceiling revealing the whole colony which makes them all panic and evacuate while she gets the mustard gas and idiot Remy is like oh no Gusto's book and he goes back for the book leave it you [ __ ] you can get another one you can't get another life whatever the colony

makes it the rest that they built to escape in the storm drain sewer tunnel thing but Remy gets separated from them tries to make back to them using the book as a raft but he can't make it because he's a [ __ ] then he gets lost inside the tunnels almost drowns and sometime later [ __ ] calms down he's stuck there waits for something gets bored starts reading the book no way in [ __ ] is that [ __ ] readable bro after being used as a life raft that thing is either super easily

rippable papier-mâché or stuck together and impossible to open without ruining it anyway homie starts loosening Gusto probably because of the shrooms G and ghosto tells him to stop being a [ __ ] and go up and look around for [ __ ] and he does that goes and leaves behind the book he fought so hard to keep so what the what's the point of that finds a party with some food about to eat and take a bite but gustu comes up like Thief takes a cook makes keep looking so he continues on looking for food

to cook or whatever at least take a bite it's a hallucination you don't have to listen to war word need energy man don't be a dumb anyway he passes by typical French [ __ ] a mouse trapped some more typical French [ __ ] and to the rooftop of some building and finds that he is in par right next to Gusto's restaurant so Remington goes up to the kitchen skylet to observe this kitchen excited AF and you see this guy he's the chef now after Gusto's passing he's a short ass with a Napoleon complex and

you see this guy or this kid has a mom and this mom used to be friends with gusto and she died and wrote Gusto a letter in hopes that he could get her son Linguini this guy a job at his restaurant this letter also contains a little extra information for later but for now Linguini gets a job as a garbage boy and Remy's there tripping balls on the Skylight he tells ghosto that he's a useless plunger that can't cook well that's not stopping him look what what what's he doing he's ruining that stop someone has

to stop him you have to stop him you have to send this to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately dude is losing his [ __ ] over Linguini accidentally knocking over the soup and ruining it further in an attempt to fix it except he wasn't looking ghosto was but ghosto is a figment of his imagination so does that mean that he was looking but imagining this in a third person point of view inside his brain or am I overthink this way too much anyway rat drops down cuz he was freaking out

over the soup too much and he falls down into a sink with a new Mission survival ends up running around almost gets stepped on almost gets burnt alive by this oven thing then ends up escaping from some food he probably gave rat AIDS almost gets squeezed to death and before escaping smells the chy soup and decides to fix it before he leaves in a flurry of food throwing and flipping around and [ __ ] and first off I don't care that Remy wash his hands with a drop of water Midway way through fixing the soup

Remy is still a wrap that was just skinny dipping with the finest French tur literally a few hours ago coming anywhere near any of this food and serving it to any people will probably restart the plague and second how's he standing on a blistering hot pot full of boiling soup don't matter Linguini finds him freestyling the soup and traps him Napoleon finds Linguini with a ladle and goes you have been cooking you [ __ ] and keeps raging at him while a cook takes some soup out to a customer which Napoleon doesn't notice in time

to stop so he goes back to Rippling Queen's dick off and staple it to his forehead and call him limp dick unicorn but then the customer that got the soup out happened to be a critic asks for the chefs on the p and goes out and finds out that they thought the soup was very Yumm yummy and the tummy so he can't fire n now especially when this edgy [ __ ] stuck up for him and Napoleon's like perhaps I was a bit on him that makes the EDG responsible for lingu now continues yelling at

fatos D till he sees Remy Escape gives him a concussion schnos traps him in a jar and Napoleon asks him to go get rid of it far away from here because they don't want anybody to know that there's a rat in the kitchen because that's a health code violation and they'll get shut down and [ __ ] the dude BL and goes to throw Remy into a river but he can bring himself to do it because of his huge puppy dog ass then goes crazy talking to himself cuz Napoleon wants him to repeat the soup

which he can't do like you're the one that was getting Fancy with the spices and he notices that Remy understands him freaks out a little bit but then composes himself and he comes to an agreement that he will let Remy live if Remy helps him cook and surprisingly the rat agrees so he takes him to his crappy little one room apartment to stay in and next morning Remy makes them breakfast which he doesn't get to eat himself because they're late for work and is an inconsiderable prick and they arrive at work ready for war with

Remy and Ling shirt trying to help him to cook properly but obviously a system of biting and slapping is not the best of strategies so they go go and convene and brainstorm ideas in the [ __ ] uh I don't know there's like a closet full of food and he gives him some food because he knows he's a prick and then they almost get caught by Napoleon but he shoved Remy inside his hat real quick and by pure accident they find out that Remy can control Linguini by pulling on his hairs how did you do

that waa that's strangely involuntary no it is not that isn't a thing and it makes absolutely no sense and don't think for a second that I'm playing along and pretending that it is is going to stop me from questioning the mechanics of the [ __ ] like how is Raising Arms different from shrugging your shoulders they have the same hair pulling motion how do you playay or control individual fingers by isolating groups of hairs or something pulling different hairs how do you control the angles of elbows wrists or any other joints for that matter would

have been more realistic if he taught him Morse code and they communicate through that or another tapping on the scalp system but I've lingered on this long enough so anyway as you might have seen they went home and started practicing Remy controlling Linguini like a puppet while he's blindfolded till they got good at cooking here a pizza soup the next day and Colette I found out her name I will not find out this guy because I am stupid and Lady Colette shows him that she's really edgy cuz nice then Napoleon tells this advertisement dude that

he wants to sell out and [ __ ] out Gusto's name with dignity like that's a thing that he reads lini's mom's letter and finds out she [ __ ] gustau and lini is the spawn of them Gusto's son so he immediately goes get my lawyer you didn't even dial anything and I'm pretty sure you don't even have an assistant to take this order either you [ __ ] French lit anyway doesn't matter here's the deal yo in the will it states that if no air to Gusto shows up in 2 years time the restaurant

and I'm guessing lots of other [ __ ] goes to Napoleon and that deadline expires unless in a month so the lawyer is like keep him here and keep an eye on him while I go do some tests stop panicking it's fine the guy's panicking because he thinks Linguini knows something and he's here to play some L games with him but in real Linguini doesn't know [ __ ] which is insane like you think his mom would have left him a letter himself telling him that his dad is Gusto or let him read this letter

but whatever Colette them very aggressively teaches Linguini and Remy cooking and kitchen etiquette lots of really important rules a bread tutorial gossips about co-workers and other tips and tricks obviously they're going to [ __ ] you can't tell many then one day some customers ask for something new so Napoleon decides to give Linguini one of Gusto's old failed recipes to trip him up and make him look bad and while him and Colette are making this failed dish that obviously going to suck Remy goes this sh ass we're going off the books I'm going to need

this I'm going to need that I'm going to need this what else what else what else oh this way no no no no no yes move that's the one he improvising he changed the recipe last second Against All Odds and all orders and the customers love it everyone starts asking for the Linguini special at the end of the day the kitchen is celebrating Mr weenie and nippy sees a rat in wen's hat and after weenie takes Remy outside to give him a break and some food nippy tries to catch him off Garden take the Hat

away and prove that there's a rat there and prove that he's not paranoid but obviously comes out empty-handed then he takes him into his office gets him drunk and tries to get him into saying anything about the rat but gwenie keeps his lips sealed tighter than a nun's ass then nippy the dicky forces him to stay behind and clean up the kitchen overnight meanwhile Remy was chillaxing eating some good food when he hears a noise and stumbles upon his bro and goes to get him some good food instead of the [ __ ] he's munched

from the food sword yeah that's what it's it called against the advice of his conscience in the form of ghosto currently he gots him a plate of food look at it count the contents of it you got it okay now he gives him some of the food to imagine and really think about the flavor and stuff but mother too dense to appreciate the food he's just a [ __ ] eating food for the sake of eating food now notice how the plate is empty when he gave him the food and he started Imagining the flavors

it still had some [ __ ] on it and it doesn't seem like Remy ate n of it because he was talking throughout the whole bit but an even bigger complaint is why this smelly coochie [ __ ] did he even steal food from inside the kitchen he got cheese and a sweet grapy thing while he already had the exact same [ __ ] outside REM me the [ __ ] over here whatever his brother takes him to see his family/ Colony his dad's all happy he's home celebrations and Jazzy [ __ ] all abouts

but Remy's like yeah this was fun and everything but I'm not staying I got this really cool thing going on with a human with a what how dare you then his dad takes him to see dead rats in a shop where they sell dead rats no no no no they don't sell dead rats where they sell rap poison rat traps and [ __ ] to show them how bad humans are but he's like screw you the future is now old man I'll take my chances and leaves night turns into today guess Remy spent the night

out in the streets or some [ __ ] and he turns up to the restaurant and finds Linguini sleeping on the job then hears Colette roll up on her bike so he quickly takes control of Linguini with some sunglasses on him pretends that he's awake in front of kette although there is no reason for him to do so just leave him as is dumbass what's the wor that's going to happen they're going to find out that his boss overworked him through night and feel bad for him send him home cover for him well there's no

risk here anyway Colette Loki mad at him because she thinks that he's abandoning her after she gave him all this advice and he's becoming a big shot and [ __ ] she slaps him away D's like what the f is happening and he tries to explain to her that he has a little rat secret but Remy wants to keep that secret so he accidentally becomes the best wingman ever and forces his linguine to face attack kette with his mouth and she likes it is meanwhile [ __ ] ego the food critic that took a star

off G and made him [ __ ] kill himself or gave him a heart attack whatever that I'm convinced is the inspiration for Gro just think about it Gro is him just wider with a longer knows anyway he gets news that gust is popular again he's like the how can this be i s the review to the ground how are food critics a thing like actually who the cares some [ __ ] has an opinion about food whoopy [ __ ] dude people have different taste this means nothing how are they making money I feel

like the only reason that are ever relevant is because of the same people that worship celebrities a it funny how celebrity worship sounds like celebr [ __ ] I'm making too many connections here my train of thought is zigzagging so hard right now it's about to take a detour through the forest of [ __ ] up thoughts and trust me you don't want me to go there let's get back on track La confirms that lingu is Gusto's son and tells wiip to fire him in 3 days when the deadline's over so he can keep an

eye on him but then Remy finds Gusto's whel folder while looking for the key to the now locked food storage to feed his greedy brother and his friends mind if I not at all schizophrenic homie for real ask his own hallucination for permission to Snoop around what the hell is wrong with this guy so he finds out about lingu is ninja and Napoleon catches him so he runs away with the papers and we get a funny Chase where rats fly and nippy gets really wet and ends up empty-handed in every single way cuz R gets

the letter to lingui and he gets a restaurant now they burn all the sellout advertisement [ __ ] and turn stuff around for themselves he gets a new apartment life is good bro gets more rest to feed life sucks linguine and Colette become a thing life good then one day while linguine is doing a photo shoot in his restaurant because business is booming when Remy get discovered underneath the hat because of the Flash and the light and [ __ ] similar to how Napoleon saw him with the hat I don't know doesn't matter Remy is

kind of maning we because he's getting too cocky and dickish then Anton igort walks in announcing that he'll eat here tomorrow on J's food like you have been playing with no opponent that is against zules he has a British accent in this movie I don't know why I'm doing a French one so Linguini calls him anorexic and the dude leaves then Linguini is being an ass and gets mad at Remy fights with him a little bit kicks him out of his hat which nap sees because he was spying on them from the rooftops Remy gets

mad at Linguini for treating him like [ __ ] so he decides to feed the whole Colony tonight invites him into the food storage but gets interrupted by Linguini who has realized his mistake and how bad he was being to Remy and that he needs him only for fat ass Emil to interrupt him cuz he turned himself into a great Minigun a grenade launcher if you will he finds a whole rat infestation and feels betrayed by Remy and kicks him out for good this time which makes Remy depresso espresso and Linguini stressy as [ __

] for tomorrow's big day with ego then Remy's bro who is so thick in the head not just body walks into a trap which Remy has to save him from in fact the Trap was meant for Remy because it was set there by Napoleon who takes him into the trunk of his car and tells him that he's going to make a new restaurant he's going to cook everything for him make him super rich like Jesse Pinkman in the final seasons of Breaking Bad traps him in there and goes inside the restaurant to order the same

thing that Eagle's going to order and apparently Eagle wants to eat some fresh perspective [ __ ] snobby dihe speaking in cryptic Moon just say that you want their best [ __ ] as easy as that you [ __ ] he does do that eventually but not before a little bit more snobbery and in the kitchen L is absolutely losing his mind then not don't know where Remy shows up because his family decided to help him out and break him free from the trunk by dropping gargo on and they're super lucky that these things weigh

just enough to Dent the trunk open without crushing SL killing Remy anyway the whole staff wants to kill Remy but Linguini stands between them and protects Remy and tells them the truth that he was little cook controlling him from his head with a little speech which makes literally everyone leave even Colette she technically fell in love with a rat I mean not really but you get it right moving on she rides off without a helmet through the streets of Paris which is illegal and unsafe you stupid woman but then gets inspired to go back cuz

books say anyone can cook and when she comes back she finds a bunch of rats cooking cuz Remy's dad came over did the whole classic I was wrong about you son I should have listened to you how can I help shtick they tied up the health inspector that aoleon call on them cleaned all the rats up in a way that is what's the word here disputable I guess I don't know if this would actually work well for either potty rat or human but whatever Remy gets the rats cooking lingu gets the waiting tables on roller

blades and Remy decides to serve ego rat tatou a peasant dish that is soing small I cannot believe it and I bet it cost like €2 200 of some crazy ass [ __ ] like that doesn't matter ego gets serve of the rat [ __ ] and takes a bite and immediately nuts himself in Wonder of the deliciousness so hard it reminds him of his old peasant days when he was a child Napoleon also begrudgingly loves the food busts into the kitchen outraged demanding to who the cook this [ __ ] then gets arrested by

rats as well and Eagle wants to send his regards to the chef personally and thank him but Ling is like I'm not your Chef today and cuz Colette has more balls than him she tells him that if he wants to meet the chef he has to wait till all the other customers leave so the mad man waits till everybody leaves and they show him Remy and at first he's like is this some kind of joke but they keep explaining and proving that this is true he believes them thanks them for the meal then goes back

and writes a bitching good review about it only to have his credibility destroyed when they eventually release Napoleon and the health inspector which they had to for obvious reasons then the restaurant gets shut down also obviously but Remy says Eagle is doing very well as a small business in in his and Linguini's new very own joint venture restaurant thing where he's still cooking really good food for rats and humans so do the humans know that there is a rat Chef inside there I mean the name of the place is ratatouille with a rat sign on

it so do that you know what [ __ ] it whatever this movie gets one black plague out of two pink plagues [Music] [Music]