oh man I love playing Fall Guys and drinking Sprite hey Junior what are you doing looks like he's playing Fall Guys and drinking spraying AC oh man what a life yeah yeah just living the life wait Junior why didn't you cross the finish line oh well I'm really good at the game so I get to the Finish Line before everyone else and I like to laugh at all the slow people and then when there's one person left right before you cross the finish line I cross it and I crush his hopes and dreams that seems
like kind of a dick move no that's a Savage move dude yeah I'm a complete Savage oh no it's time for me to cross the finish line yeah the tortoise and the hair what you know the story about the tortoise and the hair the the turtle's hairy but no no the story with the tortoise and the hair so the turtle shaved and he forgot one hair no not that kind of hair it's hair like a rabbit like here's another name for rabbit no it's not no one says oh here comes the Easter hair but no
it's spelled differently like h-a-r-e what's that to do with Fall Guys well in the story that the rabbit and the Tortoise have a race and the rabbit loses because he got cocky like you just did so the turtle beat the rabbit and fall guys yeah sure okay I don't worry about your stories anymore Cody you go downstairs and give me another Sprite can you say please go nerd fine I try to be nice to him I try so hard to be nice to him but he just doesn't get it maybe he's deaf dude I just
don't understand got your stupid Sprite why'd you give me a diet one it's not diet yes it is look at the bottle it's clear that means diet it doesn't say diet on it Cody listen green bottles are normal Sprite clear ones are diet well they have the same number of calories just go downstairs and give me a green bottle right well this is all you had in the fridge there's no way Chef baby only bought Diet Sprite I don't think it's Diet Sprite it is Diet Cody show me where you got this diet spray okay
fine okay so just wait here then look Junior I got him right here they're all diet Sprites I don't think they're diet I think they just look like that no Cody they're definitely diet look they're right that's the diet coke okay well don't yell at me yell it whoever bought them [Applause] Chef baby what do you want junior I'm trying to make double fried chicken why'd you buy Diet Sprite I didn't buy Diet Sprite I bought regular Sprite so you can get diabetes and die faster well there's nothing but Diet Sprite in the fridge there's
no regular no it's not it's regular Sprite in the refrigerator then go check okay I'll check the stupid fish you're gonna see that it's diet here you go stupid read it it's regular Sprite not Diet Sprite duh no it's a clear bottle that means it's diet Chef PeePee I didn't put it in a clear bottle the company did idiot I want the green bottle Sprite look how about you just pour the liquid in here into a green bottle and call it a day no because it's diet I want regular green bottles fries well I don't
know what to tell you I don't work for the company I'm not doing it okay let's go get Joseph and go to the store and get green bottle Sprite come on Joseph we're going to the store wait why because there's nothing but Diet Sprite downstairs I'm gonna buy normal Sprite it's not diet yes it is Cody well maybe you should taste it and see if it is Diet I'm not gonna drink Diet Sprite well it's not that Junior don't you want to taste it to find out are you trying to say anything to go on
a diet no because your mom should go on a diet wait no because she's fat okay just try and overweight just taste it to see if it's dying no I don't need a taste it the clear bottle shows his diet so let's go to the store okay what's wrong Cody the news breaking news Okay Sprite will only be sold in clear plastic bottles from now on sprite's old green bottles have been discontinued because they were harder to recycle and bad for the environment see Junior they're not diet they just look like that now what that's
so lame no I don't believe it there's no way this has to be like an April Fool's prank it's November what November fools well I said no there's no way this is real let's go to the store and grab all the green bottles right no it can't be true where's the green bottle where's the green bottles Jenny you saw the news they get rid of the green bottles to help the environment well what about Mountain Dew they have green bottles do they not care about the environment I guess not I guess they also don't care
about your teeth what kidney stones and what about seven up who the hell drinks seven up Cody if seven of gonna four green bottles then Sprite can afford green bottles this is [ __ ] Cody I'm sorry Junior just gonna have to get used to it no I don't have to get used to it this is Diet Sprite this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] Junior I think we should barely leave this store now no Cody this is a stupid dumb Sprite [Applause] you don't cry it's just
a soda it's not just a soda Cody it's my entire life I love Sprite and they ruined it by putting in this clear crap well the green bottles are harder to recycle this is better for the Earth screw the Earth well don't say that Junior oh no no no what has the Earth done for us well it gives us air in life no no no look we changed the bottles to help it out but what does Earth do in return give us hurricanes and earthquakes volcanoes tsunamis yeah he has a point dude yeah Earth is
bad why do we have to change the bottles to make earth happy Earth doesn't do anything for us look we still have cars outside that pollute the air we have airplanes that pollute the air changing the bottles not gonna do anything Cody well this is at least a start no but I'm gonna go grab a knife but why so I go stab the grass to let Earth know I'm pissed well I want to help screw you Earth Junior stabbing the grass isn't going to solve anything I want green Sprite bottles back oh dude can I
have this bag of chips thank you Joseph littering did you just litter yeah screw the Earth well Jenny you gotta take it for littering I know I guess it's not the Earth's fault that the bottles are clear yeah exactly it's the Sprite company's fault so the Sprite companies who I should stop but no don't stab anyone who do I stab you get the bottles back to green you don't have to stab anyone Cody I hate these clear bottles it looks like a water bottle with a Sprite label on it I'm sorry Jenny there's nothing you
can do well I know I'll just stop drinking Sprite that'll make them change it what they're not gonna change it just because one person stops drinking spray then I'll get the whole world to stop drinking Sprite you're not gonna convince the entire world to stop drinking Sprite yes I am watch Joseph stopped drinking Sprite okay dude I'll do it for you thanks buddy Cody stop drinking Sprite I'm still gonna drink Sprite what come on this sucky friend kick me without out stop stop kicking me stop it stop drinking Sprite you can't kick people into stop
drinking Sprite I'll kick the whole world if I have to everyone stop drinking Sprite till they chase it miles back to green you can't kick everyone in the world stop kicking me that's how you start it yeah if you start a movement right everyone burn out burn down a Little Caesars burn down anything Junior this is stupid I need a green bottle Sprite well I mean I have a green can does that work the cans are still green what what oh but but it's green it cuts it's still Sprite he just doesn't I I don't
see the problem it's Sprite it's in a green can what yeah what come on guys just tell me what's wrong uh just silly come on it's it's a green kit just explain the problem every time he says it I know but I don't get this what okay it's the bottle I'm mad about not the can there's nothing wrong with the can the can is fine I'm not I don't stop talking about the bottle that bottle is what I want the bottle is what I want Cody okay but the green bottle the can is fine if
the can was clear green bottle dude yeah the clan if the can was clear that would be sick wait wait wait but then it would be exactly the same as the clear bottle no I've never seen a clear can before because Cody stop bringing up the can I want a green bottle Sprite that is all I want that's all I care about well Junior you haven't even tasted it out of the clear bottle yet I bet you could blindfold me and I could sip uh sprite from the can and a Sprite from that bottle and
I could tell the difference I bet you couldn't yes I could I could it's gonna taste diet because that is a Diet Sprite I bet you couldn't we should try it all right Joseph give me a blindfold okay we're trying this okay Junior one of these Cups has sprite from the can and one of these Cups has sprite from the clear bottle I'll be able to tell which one's the clear bottle because it's diet okay let me do this first one okay that's Sprite well yeah they're both Sprite hold on hold on that's Sprite too
but yet they're both Sprite they taste the same oh let me let me retry these Sprite and bright they taste exactly the same because they are I don't know they're both Sprite okay the one you just drank is from the clear bottle I know I know and it was that one it was so diet oh I can't get the taste out of my mouth until I told you no I knew it that's why I kept trying that one I was like something's weird about that one has some diary aftertaste I used the clear bottle Cody
I know it's the clear bottle but Junior they taste exactly the same no they do not listen I need Sprite in the green bottle and I guess the only way I'm gonna get that back is I have to go on eBay and buy from someone that's auctioning one off nobody else cares okay guys I got my laptop oh look this guy's selling a green bottle Sprite for sixty dollars this guy's selling it for 34. junior this is ridiculous you can't spend sixty dollars every time you want to spray Cody I cannot drink that stupid clear
bottle Sprite anymore look the green bottle Sprites are right here and these guys are selling it for that much money because they know it's valuable because the green bottle Sprite is better Junior this is stupid you can't afford to keep doing this every time I only drink three Sprites a day Cody Junior that's 180 a day well Cody look this clear bottle Sprite tastes like Diet Sprite it's crap and I'm not drinking it's like a water bottle and the Sprite company to stop being cheap okay well you can always just drink the can it's a
good idea not the canned thing again just try it can you shut the [ __ ] up Cody I want the bottle Sprite okay wait wait wait you want the green Sprite right I need a Sprite and a green bottle I won't drink unless the bottle's green okay okay I have an idea this will make junior shut up about his stupid Sprite oh Junior I found a green Sprite Cody where did you find a green Sprite at oh I don't know oh my God can you get more oh yeah whenever you want one buddy this
is so amazing thank you so much Cody Joseph I finally get to take a sip out of a green Sprite it's been years it's been like nine minutes oh my God that's so amazing oh it's the best thing I've ever tasted thank you Cody I'm gonna run around tell the world I'm so happy wait dude where did you get that green sprite from it's just a clear bottle that I colored green oh you slide double you but are you gonna really color the bottle every time he wants one well yeah because that's what friends are
for bibbity Boppity boop beep wait what was that dude oh that was my outro you know like a cartoon like the screen goes all black and then like a little circle closes in on my face [Music] thank you [Music]