SML Movie: iShowSpeed Takes Jeffy To Chuck E. Cheese

Well, Jeffy, let's go to Chuck-e-Cheese in a Lamborghini. >> I really hope you enjoy Chuck-E-Cheese, Jeffy. And if you don't enjoy Chuck-E-Cheese, >> well, I it depends on how we are going to enjoy the Charles Entertainment Cheddar.

Are we going to get 100 pizzas? Are we going to buy pizza for everybody? >> We're going to We're going to have pizza.

>> We're going to have uh games. We're going to have lots of fun. Okay.

>> Lots of fun. Get it, chat. >> Lots of fun.

And Jeffy, you have to be very you you got to be very at Cordu. at cordju. >> Wait, I don't know that word.

>> Cordu? >> I'm not familiar. >> You don't know what cordu means?

>> No. >> Corju means cordu. >> Oh, it smells like cheddar cheese.

How you doing? How you doing? >> All right, Jeffy, I know you're probably looking for the rat guy, aren't you?

>> Yes. Where is the cheese man? Where's Mickey Mouse?

>> Chuck-E-Cheese. >> Chuck-E-Cheese, bro. We in Chuck-E-Cheese, bro.

>> Chuck-E-Cheese. >> Oh, >> Y'ALL KNOW JEFFY? YES.

YES. SEE, LOOK AT THAT. SEE?

>> WAIT, JEFFY. WAIT, JEFFY. The kids know you.

>> No, I can't chase THE KIDS. >> HEY. YO, BRO.

YOU KNOW JEFFY, >> THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. >> HEY, what are you doing? >> Do you know who that is?

>> Do you know him or >> Jeffy? I don't think he knows you. Jeffy, >> Jeffy, I don't think he knows you.

>> All right. So, Jeffy, >> cut me out. All right.

>> All right. number one fan. Go ahead.

>> All right. Thank you. >> There you go.

>> Okay. All right. So, Jeffy, what we're going to do, we got to find the rat.

>> ALL RIGHT. WHERE'S THE RAT? >> Where is he?

Come on. Let's find him. >> Show me the rat.

>> Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

>> I don't think I don't think they're going to give us the rat now. Especially since I >> Bro, has changed over the years, MAN. >> WHAT?

LOOK, LOOK, IT'S A RAT. I FOUND THE RAT RIGHT HERE. >> OH, that's him.

>> We found Mickey Mouse. That's not Mickey Mouse. >> The C on his shirt stands for Chucky Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse. Maybe you don't know how to spell. Maybe consider that.

>> Huh? >> Jeffy. Y'all know Jeffy?

>> Hey, y'all need to school Jeffy on something. >> All right. >> Come here, guys.

>> Wait a wait. Let me ask y'all something. Kids, kids, come here.

Come here. Come here. Let me ask you a question.

Is that Mickey Mouse or Chucky? >> Chucky. >> That's Chucky.

>> False. False. It's It's Mickey Mouse world with a C.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

>> See, look. Even the kids are smarter than you, bro. >> Well, that's not saying much.

>> Hey, bro. He is Oh. Hey, hold on.

Hold on. Wait. Have y'all seen him yet?

>> Where you at? >> Oh, it's your birthday. Happy birthday.

>> No. Take a picture with him. >> How old you turning?

Nine. >> Seven. >> Turn around.

>> Seven. Yeah, I'm tall. Seven.

>> You first grade? First grade? >> I was not that tall when I was seven.

>> Almost tall than you. >> Yeah. >> Yo, Speed, can you sign this, bro?

>> Can I sign one? What is it? >> Can you sign this, bro?

>> This? >> Sign it, bro. >> Why you got to wait?

Turn around. >> SIGN IT. SIGN IT.

SIGN IT. >> SIGN IT. SIGN IT.

>> IT'S YOU KISSING. >> YO, sign it. Chill.

Chill. Sign it. >> Let me see the picture.

>> Sign it. >> What's the picture, bro? >> Yo, just sign it.

>> What's the picture? Can Can you sign it real quick? >> What's the picture?

>> No, it's just >> Show the picture. >> Yeah, we got >> Show the stream the picture. Show the screen THE PICTURE.

SHOW THE SCREEN THE PICTURE. >> That's good >> WHY DO YOU GOT THIS IN YOUR GALLERY, BRO? >> NO, BRO.

I FOUND it from your files, BRO. >> FIND IT, BRO. PLEASE, >> BRO.

WHY DO YOU GOT THIS? >> BRO, >> BRO, this dude is weird, bro. Ronaldo's trash, bro.

>> Chat's going to love trash. >> Ronaldo's trash. >> Where's your mom?

Why don't >> Ronaldo's trash, >> bro? Get this goofy. >> Come on, bro.

Where's Chucky at, bro? How you doing? You know who Jeffy is the biggest English Jeffy?

>> No. >> Jeffy P. >> S Jeffy.

>> Oh, okay. >> Mayo Jeffy. >> Okay.

Okay. >> He said, "You want chocolate? " >> Oh, chocolate.

Yummy. You have chocolate cake. Chocolate cake.

Yummy. >> Valentina. Bang.

Mommy. >> Okay. Okay.

Jeffy, come on. Jeffy, come on. >> Can I get a picture?

>> Yes. Yes. Hold on.

>> Can you say hi? Hi. >> Hello.

>> Wait, Jeffy, that's Mickey Mouse. >> This guy Mickey Mouse. >> That's Mickey Mouse.

>> Angel, now I see the confusion. >> I can't believe we're really at Chuck-E-Cheese. >> We already got you the cards to PLAY THE GAME.

>> WHO THE HELL IS THIS? >> OH, it's Junior. >> I'm Jeff.

>> Who? Who is this? >> You can play as many games as you want.

You order a pizza. >> You know, Junior, >> who is Junior? >> How's it going?

>> A love. Have fun. >> Wait, hold on.

Wait. Is that your brother? >> No, it's my friends.

Yeah, we play game. We play Chuck and Cheese. >> ARE Y'ALL FRIENDS?

>> YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS. WE GOT >> OH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW Y'ALL HAD FRIENDS. >> OH, that's rough.

>> You didn't know I had friends? >> I got a lot of them. >> Oh, you do.

>> I just can't name their names right now cuz they're so hard to remember. >> Where's your friends? >> Say hi, Papa.

>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND. >> YEAH. >> PSYCH.

>> GOT HIM. >> WHAT THE PLAY WITH HIM? >> All right.

Excuse me. >> Okay. Um, is there a way where um I can get Chucky out?

>> Yes. >> My friend here, this is Jeffy. >> He really wants to see Jeffy.

>> I I want to see Mickey Mouse and then I'll take 400 pizzas. >> Okay. So, let me tell you what.

Let me go see when the next person comes in. >> Cuz it can be >> Why can't you DO IT? YOU GO PUT the rat costume on.

>> I know. I would look good in it, but I can't do it. >> Maybe.

I'LL BE BACK. WHY THOUGH? WHY?

>> Why would >> Why can't you? >> You got to make the kids happy. IT'S >> BRING THE RAT OUT.

YOU GOT 4 minutes >> or I might cause a stink. >> It's a Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's a >> I'll do it.

What if What if I volunteer to do it? >> Wait, what about him? >> I volunteer.

>> Can you be the rat? >> I want to make the kids happy. It's a young lady.

It's a young girl's birthday here. She just turned seven. >> Old dancing number.

We already planned it out. >> I br here. There's a lot of kids here.

I could I could come be >> and you would do it. >> Yes. >> Let me go talk to them really fast.

>> Wait, you're gonna put the You're gonna put the You're gonna be the rap? >> I'm gonna be Chucky. >> No, you're not.

>> Yes, I am. >> Hey, Jeffy, don't cuss in here. >> That's right.

Friendly friendly. Family friendly. >> Family friendly.

Jeffy. >> Bull ass. >> Yeah.

>> This could be a cool thing ever if you become the rap. >> Yeah, I know. >> I should rap.

>> Yo, Chad. >> Yo, Chad. Should I become uh Chucky?

>> YES. >> NO. >> WHAT?

But there is going to be somebody coming in and >> a boo the cheddar of cheese. >> What is shortly? Can we Can we Can we Can we Can we get a better me?

>> No. I'm going to give him some grace because all the time like five minutes. >> 5 minutes.

>> Chucky's going to come out. >> Yes. >> Well, we can play some games.

>> If they don't want me to do it, >> why not? Why? >> What did they say?

>> I can listen. I can do a back flip in a uh mascot. >> No, cuz I believe you.

And personally, if ours was my shift, you would be in there and but it's not. So I just >> What are they afraid of? Too much business.

>> I'm telling you. I think that's what they are scared of. >> Oh, I see.

>> Oh, chat. They don't want me. >> This location's going to be bumping.

>> They don't They don't want me to be Chucky. Okay. Well, at least Chucky's coming out.

>> All right. >> All right, Jeffy. Let's go play.

>> Let's go play some games. >> Can I get a picture? >> Huh?

>> Bro, you a messy fan, bro. Why you Bro, >> you a messy fan. real quick, bro.

Please >> Jeffy, you hear that? >> Yep. >> He actually >> Hey, bro.

Take a picture with Jeffy. He a messy fan. >> Yeah, I'm a messy fan.

Come here. >> Jeffy's a messy fan. Take a picture with Jeffy.

>> All right. What's good, Jeffy? >> You want to sign it, Jeffy?

>> Yeah, I'll do my best. >> All right, let's see, bro. >> Really?

Jeffy, you're about to sign this. >> I'm going to try. >> Jeffy, you're Jeffy?

>> Hold it still. >> Jeffy, you're really going to sign this. >> Oh, yeah.

Jeff >> there. >> Now he's got to sign it. Jeff, make him sign it, Jeff.

>> I don't know. He doesn't like it. >> Good job, guys.

>> He think I'm about to sign me. >> All right. Come on.

Come on. >> Can I get a picture? >> Yes.

Yes. Oh crap. Do my stream.

>> Yeah. >> Watch out. >> Wait.

Why y'all at Chuck-E-Cheese today? >> I don't We don't know. >> Yeah, we're just done with >> We don't know.

>> You're just vibing in the chat. I just brought them here. >> Oh, y'all brought them on W.

Mom. >> Perfect. Mom.

W mom chat. >> W mom. All right, kids.

>> I want you to know my watch every day. >> Oh, for real? >> I'm about to go jump.

Jeffy, come jump. I ain't going to lie, T. I can lowkey touch all the >> Oh, that's crazy.

Look, I'm just standing here. >> Yeah, >> Jeffy, you having fun? >> YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S FUN AS Hold on.

Fun as >> fun as fun as heck. Fun as heck, Jeffy. >> You're having fun as heck.

>> Yes. Fun as heck. >> You want to do a back flip?

>> Do a back flip. >> Oh, >> you all right? You You want to do a back flip?

>> You want to do a back flip? >> You want to do a back flip? >> All right.

Do a back flip. >> That's a front flip. >> That was That was front flip.

But >> all right. Watch this. Watch this.

Watch this. Watch out. Watch this.

Watch this. >> OH. A GOD DAMN IT.

HE DON'T KNOW THE FAMILY FRIENDLY SPEED. >> GOD CRAP. CRAP.

>> CRAP. CRAP. >> Holy crap.

>> I just hit my toes. >> I just hit my toes, bro. >> Man, we need to call a tow truck.

>> WE NEED A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. >> A tow truck. >> Wait, is on the ceiling?

>> Oh, solid. Solid right there. Pretty good.

You okay, man? >> Where is mom at? >> You got him.

>> My mouth and your toe. You jinxed us. >> All right, Jesse.

You ready to go see Chucky? >> Yeah. Let's go see him.

>> Let's go see Chucky. >> You out yet? >> Let's go see Chucky.

>> You ready to see Chucky? >> Are we going to dance with Chucky? >> Yes, we're going to dance to Chucky.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> 1 2 3.

>> Let's go dance with Chucky. Chucky. >> He's coming.

>> Chucky's coming. >> Come on. >> Let's go, Chucky.

>> Where's Chucky at? >> Four minutes. >> Where does he come at?

>> Where does he come? >> Where? >> Where does he come at?

>> Oh, right here. Right here. Three minutes, >> Jeffy.

>> And three. >> THREE MINUTES UNTIL CHUCKY COMES OUT. >> YES.

>> You ready, JEFFY? >> OH, I'M SO READY. >> LET'S GO.

>> I'M SO READY. >> Let's go. >> WHERE ARE YOU AT?

>> COME OUT HERE, RAT. >> COME ON, CHUCKY. >> Come on, Chucky.

>> Where is he? Chucky. CHUCKY.

CHUCKY. CHUCKY. JUST ME.

>> ALL RIGHT. >> Let's go. Tree minutes.

>> Three minutes. Three. What are we going to do for the other two and a half?

>> Um, >> I really want to try a slice of pizza. >> I don't think it's ready yet. >> Well, I think it's going to take more than 3 minutes.

>> Yeah. >> Do they have a little timer back there? And then he has to get game.

>> The timer's right here. 3 minutes. >> Do they have a timer for him?

>> 3 minutes. >> Save all the faces. >> What the heck was that?

>> They're remodeling. >> Three minutes, Chad. 3 minutes.

>> All right. >> 3 minutes into a Chucky. What we going to tell What we going to tell the chat?

>> Chat. >> Two minutes left. >> TWO MINUTES.

TWO MINUTES until he >> All right, Jeffy. What are you going to say to him when you see him? >> I'm going to say, "Hey, Mickey Mouse.

How's it feel living here? Big old castle. " >> Are you going to give him a big hug?

>> Yep. Are you going to give him a big hug? >> I'm going to give him >> You try to pick him up.

>> Wait, he's coming. He's coming. >> Who's that?

WHO IS THAT? >> WHO ARE THOSE KIDS? >> Helen and Henny.

>> Oh yeah. >> Jeffy, what the heck is this? >> I don't know.

It's just 2 minutes until showtime. We need to cut the crap and get to the rap. >> Jeffy, >> do not say another swear word in here.

>> You see one on the trampoline. I That's not I slipped. I said it one time.

>> It mine slipped, too. >> All right. Make sure it doesn't slip.

>> Tie. Try to put tape on it. >> What is that face?

>> What the heck? What the >> game? >> What the?

>> You told me to put tape on it. >> What the hell wrong with your face? >> I don't have any tape, >> bro.

Jeffy on some other stuff, Y'ALL. >> ONE MINUTE. ONE MINUTE, BABE.

>> ONE MINUTE. ONE MINUTE. ONE MINUTE.

ONE MINUTE. One minute. >> Yo, Chucky better hurry up, bro.

Chucky. Bro, Chucky better hurry up. Coming.

>> Who is that? >> BUT CHUCKY'S COMING. >> JEFFY, YOU HERE, TOO?

>> YEAH. I'M WITH ME, >> BRO. WHO ARE THESE?

Who are these people? >> They're my friends from school. These your friends?

>> YEAH. >> YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS? >> BRO, STEPHIE, I'M 21.

THESE ARE LIKE 10 YEAR OLDS. >> GO. HE'S COMING.

9 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 CHUCKY CHUCKY CHUCKY CHUCKY CHUCKY. MAN, >> WE MISSED YOU. >> CHUCKY, WE MISSED YOU.

>> WE WAITED ALL TIME TO see you, Chucky. >> WE WAITED 4 HOURS IN LINE JUST TO SEE YOU, MICKEY MOUSE. >> FOUR, MICKEY.

>> OH, >> CHUCKY. >> YOU'RE NOT a Mickey Mouse, right? >> Yes.

>> Who are you? Are you a rat? >> What's your favorite?

>> He's a rat. >> He's a soft. >> He's not a mouse.

>> Chucky, do you know Jeffy? YES OR NO? >> YEAH, HE KNOWS ME.

HE KNOWS YOU. >> YEAH, HE KNOWS ME. >> All right, Chucky, >> we go way back.

>> IF YOU LIKE RONALDO, WAIT. RONALDO Messi and if this Ronaldo shake your head. Yes.

>> Okay. I think it's because he knows. >> Wait.

Wait. Do you need to do this? >> Wait.

Wait. >> You got a slow clap for Chucky. >> W Chucky in the chat.

W Chucky. All right, Chucky. You should go see the kids.

Make the kids happy. >> Chucky, go make the kids happy. >> W Chucky, man.

W Chucky, >> I'M SO HAPPY WE GOT TO SEE MICKEY MOUSE. THAT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER. HIGH FIVE.

yeah. I mean, it slipped again. Slippage.

I'm trying really hard. I promise. I'm I'm really I'm just >> All right.

Come on. So excited. >> Come on.

>> Where's the piece at? Where the piece at? >> Where's the piece at?

Your ears. Go Jeffy. >> Go Jeffy.

Go. Go Jeffy. >> It's not my birthday.

It's not my birthday. >> Go Jeff. Go Z.

Go Z. Go Jeff. Go >> the pizza right here.

>> All right. They're killing the fun. >> Is it pizza time?

>> What's up? What's up? What's up?

>> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This your daughter.

Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it.

>> Appreciate that, dog. >> Wait. Taking a picture.

>> You can go a little one. >> You want a picture? >> How old are you?

>> Eight. >> Six. >> Six.

You want to do a front flip at six? That's impressive. Good stuff.

At this rate, you can do a back flip around in around two more years, you can do a back flip. >> Oh, the pizza. Oh my.

>> No, that look good. We're doing one bite pizza review. >> One slice, chat.

One slice. One slice. >> One slice.

One slice. One slice. One slice.

That one slice. One slice. One slice.

>> Jamal, you want >> Jeffy? >> What? >> This pizza look good as hell.

>> Yeah. This yummy pizza >> chuck cheese. >> You going for the cheese or you going for the rooni?

I'm going for the cheese. >> Sometimes you got to pepper heroni. >> I'm going for the cheese, y'all.

>> That look good, bro. >> You ready? >> Thank you, napkin lady.

>> All right, tell one slice. One slice. One slice.

>> Just one. It's bikini season. You want >> one slice?

>> What? The smallest piece. >> What do you think?

Yummy. Zero to 10 stars. >> Why is Chuck Cheese Pizza so good?

>> I don't know. I think it's the atmosphere. Why is it so good?

>> The smell of crap, >> the cheddar, the pizza. >> Slips, what are you doing? >> Slips, what are you doing?

>> Let him have it, bro. It's party time. >> You want to play?

>> No, I'm trying to watch my figure. >> I'm going to I'm going to pee. >> OH, YUMMY.

>> WHAT THE HELL? >> I'm just going to sneak in here. Thank you.

>> Oh my. >> Wait, was it good? That good.

That's good. >> There's plenty. >> That's good, bro.

>> That's very good. >> What do you give it? Scale of 1 to 10, >> what do you give it?

One to 10, >> man. It's a 10. >> I give like I give it like a 10, bro.

>> Best pizza you've ever HAD IN YOUR LIFE. >> NO. >> ALL RIGHT, THEN.

WITH >> I AIN'T going to lie. >> This is very good. >> See, Jamal knows what you're talking about.

>> Very good, >> man. >> That pizza is good. >> All right, bro.

>> I can't have any more, though, chat. I can't have anymore. >> Yeah.

>> I can't have any more, chat. I would love to have more, but I feel it tomorrow. >> So, what do you want to do now, SPEED?

WE GOT SO MUCH TIME, SO MUCH ROOM for activities. >> Yeah, you're right. So, Jeffy, what do we do now?

>> We seen Chucky. >> We can get our picture taken on the on the little Chuck-e-Cheese ride if they have that here. >> Picture taken.

No picture taken. Um, we play games. >> Wait, should we go to >> Where should we go?

>> Hell if we don't change our ways. Wait, we should walk down the street. There's >> more stuff and play homeless.

>> There's more stuff, >> Chad. I think we should leave Tuck and do some more stuff. >> We didn't even play games.

>> Oh, you want to play games? >> But yes, you try to take out the ceiling with your feet cuz you're doing back flips. >> Okay, let's What game should we play?

>> Other side. >> I'll give you two. >> All right, bet.

Let's play like one game. Let's play one game. This my song.

>> MICKEY MOUSE CROSSY ROAD. HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME? >> WAIT, did you tap me in?

>> Did you tap me in? >> Yes. Here we go.

>> All right, let's go. >> We're going to play some bunch. You need the car.

>> What? >> I already got a court. >> Are you ready?

>> Yeah. I'm going to win. >> All right.

Come on, Jeffy. Let's go. >> ALL RIGHT.

1 2 3 Go >> on. You're busy. >> Why you >> Oh.

Oh, look at this. LOOK AT >> I GOT NINE. >> YOU STUPID.

WAIT FOR ME. >> WE GOT NO, THERE was two players. YOU'RE DON'T BE M YOU LOST.

>> All right. What else should we do? >> I don't know.

Ch. I think I'm going to leave Chuck-E-Cheese now. Why they got football?

Let's Let's play football. >> Don't you stream video games? Shouldn't you be better at video games?

>> Shouldn't you be better at shutting the front door? >> Oh, I am pretty good at that. When my dad tells me to leave, I slam it right in his face.

I'm like, "Ah, shut the front door on you. " >> How do we do this? >> Soccer's not that hard.

>> Oh, he's going bare toe. GO. >> I think that better.

>> God, how am I missing this? >> Wait, T, is this homer? >> I lost.

Game over. Wow. Wow, >> what a let down.

>> All right, let's go. >> Domer. Who is Dmer?

>> Domer. >> Domer. >> Who is Doomer?

I was my chat saying Doomer. >> All right, let's go. Y'all ready?

>> Yeah, we should. >> TON BRADY >> BLUE 19. NO.

>> OH, DOOMER. >> Can you sign this? It's a picture of me and my mom.

>> You got a pen? >> No. >> Oh.

Oh, it's a picture of you and your mom. >> W mom. >> Here you go, kiddo.

>> Thank you. >> You're welcome. Let's go.

Let's go. BYE, CHUCK-E-CHEESE. ALWAYS SMILE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

>> Thanks for going to Chuck-E-Cheese with me. >> Of course, Jeffy. >> How was your fun?

>> I'll do anything for you, Jeff. Caen. Ooh.

Let's go here. >> Beauty Academy. >> Let's go to the beauty academy.

>> Hello. Hello. Hello.

>> This is the beauty academy. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

I'm here to I had a appointment here. >> Okay. Give me one second >> with Miranda.

>> Give me one second. >> Okay. We going to get our hair did our nails.

>> We're about to look good, Jeffy. We got to look good for the ladies, Jeffy. >> All right.

How much is shave all your hair off? >> How much? >> Yeah.

How much? Everyone's got a price. >> Doesn't I would never.

My hair is my energy. >> Is it though? >> Yes.

>> If I shave my hair off, >> I would lose everything. >> On the crossy roads. It wasn't your energy though.

You still lost. >> Your breath smells like >> I wonder why >> your breath fart isn't working. Jeffy doesn't wash his ass or he doesn't brush his teeth.

>> I'm sorry for not being here. >> I do apologize. Can you step out, please?

>> I have an appointment. >> I don't know who you have an appointment, but not with us. >> Miranda, >> can you step out?

>> Miranda. Okay. >> No, you got it wrong.

>> Oh, probably. Okay. Sorry.

Probably wrong store. My apologies. >> Speed.

Speed. Hi. I GOT I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I GOT TO TELL YOU WHO I found. >> WHO? >> YOU'RE AN IMPOSTTOR CUZ I FOUND THE REAL SPEED RIGHT HERE.

RONALDO OR MESSI? >> YEAH. Tell him who you LIKE, BIG DOG.

>> MESSI. >> YEAH. >> YEAH.

THIS IS THE RIGHT SPEED. >> YEAH. >> Who is this?

>> His name's I'm kind of fast. >> I show speed. >> I show some sort of >> Bro, we don't look alike, bro.

>> Do a back flip. >> Yeah. Do it.

>> I can't do that yet. >> EXACTLY. YOU GOT TO UNLOCK TEARS, BRO.

>> IT'S NOT THE RIGHT. >> YOU'RE NOT THERE, BRO. >> THIS OF HIM.

>> This is the right speed. This is not about Look, bro. This is like, bro, >> speed limit.

>> This ain't even Teemo speed. This is >> Okay. >> What are you like a 455 guy?

>> Jeffy, you really think he looks like me? >> Yeah, a little bit. >> You're >> He didn't fart my mouth, though, >> bro.

Jeffy is slow, bro. Jeffy slow, >> huh? >> Oh, now Oh, now you call me speed.

>> Yeah, stream. >> How's your day going? >> Everything good?

>> Yeah. You know Jeffy? >> No.

>> You don't know Jeffy? >> You know him? >> No, I'm old.

>> But you know him? >> I don't know. >> You don't know me or Jeffy?

>> Same age. >> Me and Okay. So, basically what me and Jeffy do, we go around >> Okay.

>> and asking people, >> "What are you afraid of? " >> Basically, we studying uh physics. We say we studying physic um psychology.

>> Okay? >> And we go around going uh like going around the world and just asking if people are they well, are they good? What are you afraid of?

So, let me ask you this. What are you afraid of? >> Uh, God.

>> God. >> God. >> God.

>> Afraid of God. >> That's a great answer. Cuz I believe in the same thing.

I'm afraid of God. >> And also what me and Jeffy, how about you explain? >> Explain which part?

The God part. >> No, explain to him. >> No, just explain your story.

>> Oh, okay. So when I was little, I was born and my mommy dropped me on my head and then she didn't want me anymore cuz she had a drinking problem and a smoking problem and then she dropped me off at some apartment complex and I met my new daddy. So that's where I'm at now.

So the only thing I'm really scared of is when the monster under my bed poops in my jammies. >> Oh crap. >> Relatable, huh sir?

>> Hey, I came with Jeffy. All right, you have a nice day. >> Hey, what?

Hey yo, Jeffy. Yo. Um, dead.

Okay. All right, chat. Um, let's keep let's keep walking.

Let's keep walking. Oh, we should get a massage. >> Oh, rub me down.

>> Yeah. >> Hi. >> Can we get a massage?

>> No. Today busy day. What?

What you do? >> Me and Jeffy want a massage. >> Trying to get rubbed down.

I've had a stressful week. >> Okay. >> No, >> Jeffy.

Hey, >> maybe next time. >> Jeffy, >> extra for the ending. >> Let's go to the gym then.

>> Oh, nice. >> Yo, what's >> Yo, >> welcome guys. How we doing?

>> Um, >> how can we help you? >> So, me and my friend Jeffy, >> right? >> Me and Jeffy.

>> My name is Jeffrey. >> Your name's Jeff? Jeffy?

His name's Jeffrey. >> All right. Can you go louder?

Louder. You got to make the echo. >> Wait, went off.

>> Nice, man. What can we do for you? >> Um, me and Jeffy wants to work out.

>> Got you. Yeah, absolutely. You have your ID.

>> ID. >> What's that? >> Oh, yeah.

The Chuck-E-Cheese. Show them the Chuck-E-Cheese card. >> I don't have my >> I'm 21.

Oh, god. I'm 21. >> I believe you.

>> I show ID. >> Yeah. >> I don't show ID.

>> Not showing ID. >> Jeffy and all these people, you need all them to work together. >> Yeah.

>> Yes. Jeffy, >> which one? >> I got to fight off the ops.

>> Me and Jeffy's working out. >> I'm training to be his new security. >> You're training to be the security?

>> No, I me this that guy with his hand in my ass doesn't exist. >> I am training to be speed security. I'm going to be secure as >> Good luck, man.

Hey, >> good luck in the crowd with that. >> It'll be all right. I'll just be like >> flying everywhere, bro.

>> I'll be like, "Get the web, bro. You be flying everywhere. " >> Yeah.

You know what else is limp? >> Yeah. Yeah.

You see that? I'll be like, "Yep. " Bring you in today, man.

>> Trying to get jacked. >> We're kind of We're trying to What? >> I'm going to be outside.

Okay. >> Why? >> What?

No. No. No.

No. Nah, nah. >> Is he afraid OF THE GYM?

JAMAL. >> JAMAL, >> are you afraid of the gym? >> You're afraid of the gym.

It wasn't even a plan. >> The scariest place on earth. >> That wasn't even a plan, dude.

>> Oh, they can Oh, they got boxing here. >> This a cool one. Was What should we do?

I don't think I've ever been in a gym before. >> You never You ever been in a gym? >> No, I don't think so.

>> Really? >> Yeah. No.

>> Yeah. >> What's up, man? >> I watch your man.

Good bro. I support you, brother. >> I like everything you do.

>> Hell yeah. >> Been a little irritated with you, but I see you on good, bro. >> Thank you, bro.

Real G >> Why would he Why is he yelling when he hits us? >> What? >> Why is he yelling when he hit us?

Why is he so mad? Cuz he's cuz he's releasing output energy. >> You see that?

>> Yeah. You handle that well. >> Come on.

Hit it. Hit it. Hit it, Jeffy.

>> Yeah. I'm ready for this I'm ready for this. Let me finish my 30 seconds.

>> Oh yeah. Go ahead. Go.

Yeah. >> All you got 30 SECONDS. >> 30 SECONDS.

COME ON. 30. 29.

COME ON. FOUR. >> YOU CAN GO FASTER THAN THAT.

>> YOU CAN GO FASTER. >> FASTER. >> COME ON, BRO.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> There you got him.

>> Oh, they got squat machines here. >> I promise you I'm fine, bro. >> Put a plate on there.

Put two plates on there. Bro, I warm up with two plates. >> You know me.

>> I warm up with two plates. >> Do we clip it in? You got it.

Keep going. Keep going. >> Warm it up.

Hey, if y'all need help with squats, I can help y'all with y'all squats. >> Help me. I don't think I don't I don't know about that.

>> I squat 450. >> Speed. There's a VIP zone.

>> Where? >> We're right there. Right through that door.

>> Doesn't look very big. >> You know, when one door opens, it could be the VIP door. >> You got to press Y.

Jamal couldn't wait to leave. Wait, hold on. Wait.

Where's my car at? You parked the way. >> Oh, I parked all the way over there.

>> She's a fat fat as hell. Think it's Oh my god, that's my baby. >> Yeah.

Words to songs I don't know. >> Is that one of yours? >> No.

>> Play that one for me. >> No. Who made that song?

Actually, >> hang left. >> What's good, bro? >> That's Sergy.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell?

Why is there police over here? >> I don't know. We might be in trouble.

>> Why is there Jeffy? Why is there police? >> I don't know.

What? What did they do? >> Why is there the police?

>> I was getting in trouble. >> Oh no. >> What happened?

Oh no, there's so many Bobo. >> Why is there police? >> You want to ask them >> the hell?

>> Oh, they keep coming, dude. >> Why is there police hat? >> I don't know.

This is kind of scary in here. >> Why is there police? >> I don't know.

They were at the Korean barbecue place. >> It seems pretty obvious. Are they trying to get us?

What' we do? >> Just Just stop, man. Just stop, >> my man.

For the workout, dog. >> Oh, thank you, bro. >> Mixberry cheesecake, dog.

Enjoy. >> A what? >> Mixed berry cheesecake protein.

>> Oh, really? Thank you. >> Yeah, you already know.

>> Very good. >> Right. Pretty good.

>> What if we put laxative in it? >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Excuse me.

Do you know how fast you were going? >> What are you talking about? >> Like that here.

>> What? >> What? What?

What did you say your name was? >> My name is Darren. No.

Speed. >> Your name is Speed. I am.

What are you Lightning McQueen? I am Speed. >> Kchow.

>> You're going too fast. Speed. >> Am I getting pulled over?

>> Yes. You're getting pulled over. Of course, you didn't see the COP CAR.

>> I DIDN'T DO >> WHAT? Tell that to my my my my speedometer. It's all you were tearing ass.

>> WHAT? I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. >> YEAH, see I told you you obeyed the speed limits.

>> Yeah, well I show speeding tickets. How does that sound? >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.

Are you pulling me over cuz just just BECAUSE I'M BLACK, BRO. >> NO, COME ON. HEY, COME ON.

That head has nothing to do WITH IT. >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> WHAT?

You know what? This whole thing is pretty suspicious. I I'm going to need to do a sobriety test.

Are you s >> I mean, okay, do it. Do it. >> He's under arrest, maybe.

>> Hey, what what's in that drink? >> It's cheesecake. >> Cheesecake?

That is not a cheesecake, sir. That is a drink. See, now I know you're drunk.

Step out of the car, please. >> Oh my days, bro. >> You two, whoever you are in the hell.

>> Oh my god. >> Is this actually happening right now? >> No, it's happening.

>> I'm act LIKE NO WAY. I ACTUALLY JUST GOT PULLED OVER, BRO. OKAY, SIR.

Sir sir, I'm I'm going to need you I'm going to need you to put your put your put your finger on your nose. >> Nose. >> Yep, there it is.

That's good. That is where your nose is. Okay.

Now Now I need you to say your ABC's. >> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V. W X Y and Z.

>> Now do it backwards. >> Z Y W X I CAN'T DO THAT. >> NOT Z.

I KNEW IT. HE WAS DRUNK. How about you?

ABC's. >> Um, one >> seven. >> That's not >> 14.

>> Okay. >> And a half. >> DEFINITELY SOMETHING.

>> I THINK BACK FLIP. >> He's just stupid. No, I'm not.

>> If If you can successfully pull off a backflip, I know you're not drunk. >> Oh Shoes are coming off. Shoes are coming off.

>> Shoes are off. >> I show feet. >> That was pretty.

>> He did the thing. HE DID THE THING. >> HE TOLD YOU I'M NOT DRUNK.

>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY, you do a back flip now. >> Oh >> Yeah.

Hold on. There you go. >> Oh god, he's like moving his bones.

>> What the >> Well, that wasn't good. Well, okay. Tell you what, that sucked.

So, something's clearly wrong with him, but he wasn't driving. >> You know what? I'm going to let you off with a warning this time.

>> Okay. I don't like that. >> All right.

Sorry. >> Shouldn't do that on an officer, but Okay. >> Stupid pigs.

>> OKAY. HEY, DO I NEED TO ARREST HIM? >> NO, you don't.

You don't. >> Going to be a problem. >> What?

I'm not a problem. >> This is a police officer. Calm down.

>> Okay. Okay. Yes, sir.

Mr President, >> I don't like him. >> I tell him I don't like him. >> Like me.

>> He doesn't like you. >> Okay. >> Okay.

>> Realistic. >> I'm going to just let you off with a warning this time. Okay.

>> All right. >> All right. Good.

>> Real police are coming. >> Jump in. Hurry up.

Give me one sec. You can't right now. I'm sorry.

Right now. Not right now. >> Jump in now.

Jump in. Jump in. Jump in.

Go. Go. Go.

Go. Freaking police, bro. >> Don't hit me.

Don't hit me. Don't hit me. Don't hit me.

>> Nobody going to hit you, buddy. >> Where's Which way? Which Which way?

>> Where you trying to go? >> You know where I'm trying to go. >> Hit the white.

>> I got a X. I got a X. I got arrest in me.

She says he let me wait. I forgot my Hold on, bro. What the hell?

What the hell, bro? Bro, what the hell, bro? Too shahor, bro.

Green rod, bro. Well, what what do you think of that? >> You know what I think?

>> Yeah. You think they're after us? >> You think they're coming?

>> Y'all hear that? >> Yeah. >> That's That's the car.

Why do you see? Then when I do it, it's weird and then you call me weird. I don't like that.

I don't like that you get away with that. >> What are you thinking about speed? What's on your mind?

You >> know what I'm thinking about? >> Running from the police. >> I'm thinking about a green apple.

Applesauce.