Hello. Hi. Hello, how are you?
I'm good. And you? My name's Rob.
Nice to meet you. It's nice to meet you, too. What are you doing?
I'm just waiting. I have work soon. It's hot sun.
Yeah. What I Is that What are you drinking, though? Starbucks.
Oh, okay. Was it some water or is it coffee? It was coffee.
Oh, coffee. Okay. All right.
Yeah. It's pretty good. I like this water fountain.
It's nice. Yeah. Are you a native of Miami?
I am. Yeah? Okay.
What What brings you here, though? I have work soon. Yeah?
Yeah. Okay. How much time do I have then?
A couple minutes. A couple minutes? No.
Maybe 10 minutes? What What do you go in? In a couple minutes.
In a couple minutes? Okay. You're on your break?
Yeah. Okay. Well, do you work around here in this mall?
I do. How about when you're not working, we can go out sometime? No, thank you.
Sure? I'm sure. I don't All right.
Just maybe a nothing serious. A Starbucks where you can go for Starbucks. No, I already had Starbucks.
I'm okay. I mean some other time. No, I'm okay.
You sure? I'm sure. Okay.
How about your phone number? No. No?
All right. Then how I'm sure you take a lot of pictures of yourself cuz you're very pretty. How about can I have your Instagram?
No, I'm sorry. No? No.
No Instagram? Oh, damn. Are you taken?
No. Then what would be holding you back? I'm not interested.
All right. That's fine. Hello.
Hey. how's it going? I'm here at the spot that you told me to meet you at.
Where are you? You're all You're already at here? All right.
All right, cool. I'll I'll see you in a minute. All right.
Hello, sir. I have great news for you. All right.
Case is closed. Yes, yes. a victory.
All right. $750,000 Oh my bank account very soon, sir. Is that what we're looking at roughly?
That is more or less the amount. All right. you to sign this.
That means the case is closed though, right? Case is closed. You don't have to worry about a damn thing.
Okay. What do I got to just sign a couple of papers? Just sign a couple things here.
Sign here, here, and here. All right. All right.
Help you out. This might not just be a signature signing, it might be an autograph. Hold on.
That's great, man. It was a while we were at this and we finally got it. I'm glad it came out in your favor.
You deserve it. Thank you. Thanks for having my back the whole way.
Appreciate it. All right. Have a good day.
All right. Take care. All right.
Hey. Hm? What just happened?
Wait, no. It's um that's my lawyer. I um as you can see, I have this brace here cuz I damaged my lower back at my work, my job.
So, when I went ahead and sued them and uh it's been It was a hard-fought battle. We've been going at it for a while. But, we finally won.
So, So, yeah. That's why I'm this. But, I'm recovering pretty good.
I'm recovering pretty good. It's I'd say should be all right in a few months, hopefully. That's nice.
Yeah. So, you said you wanted to go out. I could give you my number if you're interested.
Yeah? Yeah. Okay.
All right. All right. When do you think you'll be free?
Um after work. All right, sounds good. All right, what's your name?
Hm? All right, your phone number? 305 Mhm.
Uh 343 Actually, you know what? I'm not going to break my back for a gold digger like you. So, I'm out of here.
Well, hello there. How are you? My name's Rob.
What is it? Well, it's nice to meet you. What are you doing out here?
Waiting for my boyfriend to come. Oh, man. Wait, your boyfriend?
Yeah. I was going to ask if you wanted to maybe go get something to eat. Mhm.
Or a movie or something. No. No?
No. We can go for a ride. No, he said my boyfriend's already on his way.
He's on his way? Yeah. How many minutes do you have?
None. I got no time? Yeah.
Oh, man. Is he a big guy? Yeah.
He's a big guy? Yes. Oh, okay.
That's no worries. You never seen these biceps. You got all that you need here.
You got all that you need here, baby. No, get out. All right.
Damn. All right, so then your number will probably be too much, though. Yeah.
Would be out of the question? Yeah, out of the question. All right.
Ouch. It's opportunity you're going to lose, though. I guess.
Cuz I wanted to look for a girl. I'm feeling festive now for the holidays. You know, Christmas is coming up, and I just wanted to uh you know, take you out.
No. Damn. You hurt me with that boyfriend thing.
You're breaking my heart. Oh, whatever. I'm going to go, though.
Okay. All right, well, how about a kiss, though? Let me get a kiss on the lips.
No. Can I get a kiss? No.
Why not? Cuz no, that's weird. Just one Just one kiss on the lips.
No. That's how I say goodbye in my country. Well, that sucks.
That it sucks? No, it's good. We're quite friendly.
No. Just one kiss on the lips. Just one one.
All right. All right, then. All right then.
How about a kiss on the cheek? Good bye. On the cheek?
Okay. I'll see you. Huh?
Oh, thanks. That's what I was telling you if you wanted to go for a ride, you know. I can take you out.
Wanted to do it. You tell me no. You want to get in?
Yeah. All right. All right.
Well, let's go. But before, can you give me a kiss on the lips? You owe me one.
Just one? Huh? Just one.
All right. Actually, you know what? I don't kiss gold diggers, but you can have this Hershey's chocolate kiss though.
There you go. What the hell? Kind of hurt a little bit.
These hoes ain't loyal. Woo! What's going on guys?
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We're going to be doing a crazy video today. Crazy gold digger. He has a yard full of supercars and today we have the McLaren P1 and girls love this car.
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Enjoy the video. Buzz. Hi.
Hi. Excuse me. Do you mind if I sit here?
Um yes, we can. Yeah. Do you have the time by any chance?
My phone is like a bit dead. Yeah, it's 20 to 5. 20 to 5.
Yeah. I'm Barry, by the way. Oh, hi.
I'm Lucy. Nice to meet Lucy, nice to meet you. What brings you out like this?
Everyone's like normally dressed and you're Isn't this a bit too much for the park? Well, I'm waiting for my boyfriend. You're waiting for your boyfriend in the park?
All right, how long you've been waiting for? About 20 minutes. About 20 minutes.
Wow, that's a long time, you know. A pretty girl like you shouldn't be kept that long. Well, he's only going to be around the corner.
Yeah? Where was he taking you? To somewhere up the road.
Somewhere up the road. Yeah, I don't really live around here. You don't really Well, you look like a Essex girl.
Are you from Essex? Yeah, I am. Yeah, I can tell.
From the way you speak. Yeah. Yeah.
I was thinking basically, I'm like I'm like kind of new in Essex, you know, looking for a nice place to eat. And I thought, you know like eating on my own, so I thought, you know what? There's a nice girl sitting down, maybe you'd like to join me.
I'm really sorry babe, but I'm literally waiting for my boyfriend, so Well, you're a Essex girl, it doesn't matter if you have a boyfriend. You can ditch him. No, like he's too nice to me.
I can't just do that to him. Yeah? Well, how about I take your number and some other day, maybe?
Um sorry babe, like I'm I'm a loyal person. I don't do that type of thing. You're loyal, yeah?
Yeah, I'm very loyal. All right. Well, you know what?
I'm hungry, so I'm going to leave and it's your loss. Have fun with your boyfriend. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Lucy. By the way, do you know any any nice place around here to eat?
Yeah. You do? Yes, there's this cafe up the road.
Yeah? Oh. Why are you coming down?
Just tell me where it is. You want to show me? Now you want to come, yeah?
All right. You're going to jump in the car? All right.
Nice. All right, jump in then. You can't?
Come Come through. Come through, let me show you. Okay, I'll come out and show you.
One sec. Have you been in one of these before, McLarens? Yeah, it's all chrome.
Yeah, that's my friend, by the way. Don't worry about him. Who you see?
You know a nice place to eat, yeah? But, you know what? We don't We only have two seats in this car.
And by the looks of it, we don't have a space for a gold digger. All right. See you later.
No food for gold diggers. Mhm. Aren't you beautiful?
Looking very nice. What's your name? I'm Rob.
What's your name? You want to say hello? You know You know, how about we uh go get something to eat or something to drink.
No. What? Damn.
It's not that rude. I'm only here for a few days. I wanted to see you know, if I take somebody out, maybe a nice girl like you.
It's on me. You don't got to pay. I guarantee you you'll have fun.
Ew. What's the worst that can happen? What do you mean?
What do you mean, "Ew"? for somebody. What do you mean, "Ew"?
You mean "Mhm"? Who are you waiting for? Nunya.
What? Nunya? What's that mean?
Do you not speak? Not to you. Oh, what?
I just thought I'd get you like a margarita. How about that? I'm even saying it's on me.
How about no? All right, whatever. Hello.
Yeah. I'll take it as a no. Okay.
Yeah, what are you wearing tonight? I have no clue. All right, let me go ahead and get the car.
Be right back, sir. All right, thanks, man. Appreciate it.
Yeah, I wore a red dress last weekend. Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
There you are. Thank you, sir. You have a good day.
All right, thanks. Nice car. Hm?
Nice car. Oh, thanks. What's your full name again?
My name Rob. Hey. What was your name?
It was nice to meet you. yeah. So, what do you say?
I say you you can get a refill of that. Oh, yeah. better with some alcohol, maybe?
Maybe, yeah. Hey, you know, a few seconds ago, you know, I was being rude. Sorry.
Um Oh, that's all right. I mean, what was the problem, though? What was the problem?
I just broke up with my boyfriend like No. a couple of days ago. Yeah, it's been real hectic for me.
I didn't mean to be rude. That's not an excuse, is it? No, not an excuse at all.
All righty. So, what do you say? You want to go for a ride?
Yeah, sure. Where do you want to go? I see, I know a pretty good spot that I can take you to.
All right. Let's go. Come with me.
Actually, hold on. Uh let me get something from the back. Hi.
Actually, can you hold this for a second? Wait, is this yours? I know.
I'll explain later. Hold on, can you hold this for a second? Just hold on.
I got to get something from the back. Yeah, yeah. Just hold on.
Actually, you can go ahead and keep that. Uh cuz you're going to be digging deep for the gold. What?
not coming in with me cuz I don't like gold diggers, by the way. Why? All right.
I'll take that. I'll take that. You can keep the shovel.
You can keep the shovel, though. Oh, that's going to leave a little bit of a mark, but that's all right. Huh?
Hey, excuse me. Hey, what's up? Hi.
Hey, my name is Human. What's your name? Hi, I'm Ashley.
Nice to meet you. I was walking by. I was going to get a drink and I noticed you and I and I thought you were very beautiful.
So, I wanted to say hi. Oh, um thank you. I'm just in a hurry.
I'm about to work out. worries. Okay, I just wanted to say hi really fast.
Are you down to hang out sometimes, maybe? You know what? Um I'm married, so Oh, you are?
I mean, how how serious is the marriage? Uh it's serious. I'm married, so Okay.
I mean, do you want to be like friends and just get coffee or something? No, no. I'm married.
You know, my husband wouldn't like that. Come on, we'll just we'll just be friends. No, no.
Thanks, I'm good. But, thank you. No worries.
You have a good day. Take care. Whatever.
Listen, man. $117 million for an island and it doesn't even have a yacht dock? Nah.
I don't I don't buy your no more. I'm sick and tired of this crap, this this excuse, all these excuses. Hey, how are you?
Hi. Listen, you look beautiful. I saw you from across the parking lot.
I just had to say hi. Thank you. What's your name?
Ashley. Ashley, it's good to meet you, Ashley. Are you married or do you have a boyfriend or something?
No, I'm not married. I'm single. Nice.
Can I take your number down? That sounds fun. Give me 1 second, Ashley.
Boss. Right here, man. You made a new friend, huh, Nick?
Yeah. She's beautiful, isn't she? I talked to her earlier.
She's a married woman. Ready to wash the car? You have my jacket?
Yeah. I'm glad for you. I am sick of wearing this beat-up old jacket, yo.
You're his boss, huh? I am his boss. I talked I talked to you like a couple minutes ago, right?
Oh, yeah. Hold on. Hold on.
Let me get these thick things off. Thank you. You got this washed, right?
Yeah. Is this washed? Yeah, it's washed.
All right. So, we're on eight, right? Um well, I don't I don't know.
You don't know? You just So, yeah. Yeah.
Um hold on one second. Hey, so this is your car. This is my car, yeah.
That's my That's my buddy right there. He works for me. Nice you guys made it.
Oh, we just met. Get in the car, let's go. Get this stuff.
Let's do it, man. So Well, you have a good day with your husband. Um you know, um actually it's really not that serious.
He's actually out of town. Um yeah. Who's Who's out of town?
My husband. He's out of town right now. Oh, he's not?
But I mean, I I don't think he would like it if we hung out though, right? No, you know what? He's older and he goes out of town a lot.
he does? Mhm, yeah. Okay.
Yeah. I mean, I guess we could hang out, but um Let me one second. Can I get a picture of you really fast?
Okay, yeah. Sure. For sure.
Let me just get my phone out. So, we're not on the You just look so beautiful. Oh.
Good. What's the picture for? I just want to show my friends what a gold digger looks like.
You have a nice day. Just got a gold digger, bro. Adios.