where am I don't know I'm in a beautiful room in an old house there's a bed an expensive chair and a beautiful table I can't see anything from the window only a green field the sun is shining on the field I can hear music quiet music it's Mozart why am I here I don't know oh my head is hurting I can't open the door and I can't open the window I'm wearing gray trousers and a gray shirt I'm not wearing any shoes I'm hungry and I'm thirsty there isn't any food in the room there isn't
a drink either there's a pen and some paper on the table there isn't anything on the paper who am I can't remember I can't remember my name I can't remember anything oh my head hurts a lot I'm very tired I'm going to sleep [Music] it's morning I'm on the bed I'm wearing the gray clothes I'm very hungry and very thirsty I can hear music again it's the Mozart again my head doesn't hurt now remember my name I can't remember anything I can hear someone there's someone outside the room the door's opening he's in the room
he's wearing black trousers and a black shirt I don't know him hello how's your head my head it's okay it doesn't hurt now good where am I you don't know no are you thirsty yes I'm hungry and thirsty drink this he's got a glass in his hand I drink from the glass oh I'm very tired again I'm going to sleep what time is it my head's hurting again I'm on the bed and the room is dark I can't hear music now I'm going to turn on the light now I can see there's a glass on
the table I'm thirsty again I'm going to drink from the glass I'm going to wake up what oh my head I'm going to ask you some questions who are you I don't know what's your name I don't know I'm going to ask you again what's your name I can't tell you I don't know where are you from I don't know drink this no I can't this you're going to drink it you understand there's a gun in his hand I drink from the glass the room is dark I'm awake again it's quiet outside the sun is
shining outside the window there's food and water on the table I'm not tired now and my head's okay someone's coming the door opens it's the man in black clothes do you want to talk though what about okay who are you who are you I'm asking the questions why are you here you tell me hahaha that needs me he hits me across the face we're going to start again who are you I can't remember oh don't hit me but he does then he opens the door and he goes there's a bump on the back of my
head it doesn't hurt now but my face hurts a bump I can remember something I can remember I'm in a field I'm lying under a tree I've got some binoculars in my hand I'm watching a house it's a beautiful old house then there's a noise behind me it's a man with a dog a big dog the man's holding a gun then the man's hitting me he's hitting me on the head with a gun then everything's going dark I've got a bump on my head now why why am I in that field who am I am
I a policeman am I a spy and who is the man is he a policeman is he a spy or is he a criminal I don't know but now I can remember something tomorrow I'm going to remember some more the next day the man with black clothes is in the room again well how are you today I'm okay can you remember anything yes a little who are you working for I don't know why are you watching us I don't know who are you tell me then maybe I can remember very clever I can't tell you
anything he goes out I remember again I'm watching the house it's evening I'm wearing a blue coat there are lights in the house a car's going to the house it's a white Jaguar I'm watching carefully I can see two people they've got a box then there's the noise behind me and the bump on the head hey Stark I can hear voices outside the room well he's going to talk maybe he can't remember anything because of the bump on his head what about the drinks no the drinks aren't helping us okay two days more then that's
it we haven't got any more time how much does he know that's the important thing I hear a key they're putting a key into the lock they're turning the key they're locking the door they're walking away but the key is in the lock two days more and that's it what are they going to do I can't stay here the keys in the lock I've got some paper from the table now put the pay floor push the paper under the the papers under the door now take the pen push the pen into the lock yes there's
the key it is in the lock push the key with the PIN yes the key is falling from the lock is it on the paper oh I don't know pull the paper under the door pull it slowly and carefully very slowly and very carefully it's coming under the door and there's the key it's on the paper I've got the key I can open the door it's quiet outside I'm opening the door very quietly and carefully there's a corridor it's empty I'm going out now I'm going to take the key I'm walking along the corridor it's
a beautiful house I can hear the music again the Mozart there are a lot of doors at the end I can see stairs I can hear people downstairs I can't go down I open some doors there are bedrooms I open four or five doors then I open another door the room is full of paintings things picassos Rembrandts Van Gogh oh they're beautiful they're on the floor millions of pounds in this room Millions I look at a Picasso it's the famous stolen Picasso from the London art gallery who are they there are thieves but who am
I close the door how can I get out of this house they have got guns I remember one of the bedrooms there's a telephone can telephone the police I walk quickly along the corridor and open the door the telephone is next to the bed the number is on the telephone Bradstreet three five nine seven two take the telephone carefully nine nine nine I'm waiting please fire our ambulance police quickly Bradstreet 35972 quickly I'm a prisoner here I can't get out the house is full of stolen paintings come quickly what's your name come quickly this is
bradstreet35972 I can't then I hear people in the corridor I put down the phone I can hear them outside the locked room we'll open the door then I can't find the key come on I can't find it there's another key in the kitchen get it right five minutes I can hear him again he's coming with a key he's opening the door what he isn't here what but the doors locked find him and take your gun and this time finish him you understand okay I'm going I can hear him he's opening doors are the police going
to come or not he's in the Next Room then I hear them police cars a lot of police cars they're outside the house it's the police what do they want don't take the gun with you they're going downstairs can hear voices foreign good evening inspector what can I do for you we want to look around the house we're looking for some paintings look there's nothing here nothing we can look then but why a telephone call a telephone call about some paintings from we don't know you don't know well we inspector the paintings are up here
I can show you follow me it's 10 minutes later the man and the woman are in the police cars well Eddie this is a surprise Eddie is that my name Eddie come on no I can't remember you can't remember me I can't remember my name Eddie Eddie what Eddie Hampton what are you doing here ready I tell him I'll tell him about the field and the binoculars I'll tell him about the bump on my head and the Run I'll tell him about the paper and the key Who's laughing at me okay I'm Eddie Hampton but
who's Eddie Hampton he's laughing again you know me am I a policeman no Eddie you aren't a policeman then who am I and what am I doing here I don't know but I can tell you something what Eddie Hampton's a criminal a thief not a big safe those two people are big thieves with their famous paintings no you're a small Thief Eddie you steal from houses televisions radios videos hi-fi's a little money sometimes you're a small but thank you for your help