(clock chiming) (beeping) (clock chiming) (beeping) - [Elijah] As the Blue Team, it is our job to soak the enemy Red Team. - [Micah] My job is to keep you dry. I will not succeed.
- [Elijah] Water fights are in our blood. - It is our destiny to- - [Judah] Skip cut scene. - [Elijah] What?
You can't just skip my speech. - [Judah] Well, I feel like we already know this already. So can we just go straight to the water fight?
- [Shiloh] Yeah, skip. - [Elijah] Okay. You know what?
Fine. I had this whole speech prepared, but you know what? We'll just wing it.
- [Judah] (scolding sounds) You haven't unlocked one of the cooler blasters yet. - [Elijah] What? - [Judah] Yeah, you don't have enough play hours to unlock 'em.
But you can use this. - [Micah] Let's go. (intense dubstep music) (intense dubstep music) (intense dubstep music) (intense dubstep music) (intense dubstep music) - [Micah] We soak them until victory.
- [Mary] Or until they rage quit. - [Josiah] Yeah. Rage quitting's much better.
- [Shiloh] What's the strategy? - [Judah] Kick butt? (sounds of agreement) - [Elijah] I'm good with kick butt.
Works for me. (techno music) (screaming) - [Micah] Ah-ha! - Okay.
Can we just talk about this? (water spraying) (techno music) - [Josiah] Ooh! Water-nade.
Nice. - [Kayla] Whoa, nice one! - [Judah] Thanks!
(water splashing) - [Micah] Ah-ha! Man, I suck at aiming this! These blasters are weird.
I mean, you- (water spraying) (techno music) [Micah] Dang it! (screaming) (screaming) - [Micah] They have a tank? - [Josiah] Yeah.
Our blasters don't do anything! - [Kayla] This was a great purchase. - [Shiloh] Thanks!
- [Micah] Hey Jo, don't you have that allowance money? - [Josiah] Oh yeah. (techno music) (water spraying) - [Shiloh] My tank's all out.
- [Josiah] Mine too. (squeaking sounds) (techno music) - [Mary] Is it raining? - [Josiah] Maybe like two drops.
- [Mary] Yeah. - [Josiah] That's weird. I don't see a cloud in the sky.
- [Mary] I know, right? - [Judah] Whoa, a chest! Super powerful blaster, nice!
- [Elijah] Hey, I just got a bunch of med kits. What am I supposed to do with these? - [Micah] Ah-ha!
I'm water Spider-Man. Fear me and my web slingers of water. (panting) These seemed a lot cooler when I picked 'em.
(water spraying) (techno music) (gasps) (water splashing) - [Judah] I thought you were a bad guy. - [Elijah] That could have gone better. - [Micah] Josiah, why are you carrying William?
- [Josiah] Because he got super soaked and he got down, so I had to carry him back. - [Micah] William, you're fine! - [William] It's nicer this way.
(shrieks) (William crashes) - [Micah] All right. Did anyone have any success? - [Mary] Sorry, what'd ya say?
Could not hear a thing. - [William] Jokes on you, I got two people! - [Josiah] That's because I was both of them!
- [Shiloh] Use the experience you gained from last round to upgrade your super soakers. - [Micah] All right, here's the strategy: we spray them with water. (cheering) Let's go!
(intense dubstep music) - [Micah] Now remember, everyone: it's still a nice friendly- (screaming) (techno music) - [Elijah] Judah, why does your blaster look like that? - [Judah] Oh, I bought a little skin for it. Makes it look like a ducky.
(giggles) Quack. (techno music) - [Josiah] Can I go on a stealth mission? - [Micah] What?
No, no you cannot go in a stealth mission. - [Josiah] I'm going on a stealth mission. - [Micah] No!
I literally just- (techno music) (water mine beeping) - [Josiah] Oh, poop. (water spraying) (screaming) - [Shiloh] Wait wait wait! They activated one of my mine fields.
They're trying to sneak around. - [Kayla] A trap? How many booby traps do you have around here?
- [Shiloh] Well, there's the. . .
And there's. . .
There's also. . .
Okay. Let's just assume that everywhere is booby trapped. Only step where I step.
(techno music) - [Judah] William, why is it warm? (giggles) William, why is it warm? Oh, there's a smell.
(shrieks) There's a smell! Oh my gosh, there's a smell! - [Josiah] Okay.
We're out of range of all their blasters. We should be safe here. (smack) (screaming) (cackling) (slingshot firing) (cackling) (slingshot firing) (screaming) - [Josiah] Whoa.
That's nice. - [Elijah] Was that my new blaster? - [Judah] No.
. . ?
(techno music) - [Micah] Ah! Time to buy a loot crate. (ding) (humming) Here you go.
- [Elijah] Are you paying to win? - [Micah] Yup. - [Elijah] Oh, oh, that's real low.
- [Judah] Yeah, and that's unfair for us broke people. - [Micah] Heheh! Haha!
Why is it empty? - [Boy] Water costs extra. (sighs) (techno music) - [Elijah] Okay.
I've opened up seven chests and I haven't gotten to anything cool. Only med kits. Does anyone have a blaster they can spare?
- [Shiloh] Nope, sorry! - [Judah] Sorry, me neither. - [Elijah] Really, Judah?
You don't have one blaster you can spare? - [Judah] Nope. (techno music) - [Elijah] Oh yes!
Someone left a really cool blaster! Yes, haha! - [Kayla] You can have my own med kit if you want.
(techno music) - [Josiah] Wait wait wait! This is on of Shiloh's minefields. If we step on it, it all goes off.
- [Mary] What's the lightest thing ever? - [Josiah] Air! - [Mary] Yeah!
(inhaling deeply) - [Elijah] How. . .
How did that work? - [Judah] Elijah! Elijah, I've been soaked!
They got me, I'm down! - [Elijah] Oh, wow. Look who needs my med kits now.
- [Judah] You know what? I'm fine. I'll just sit here wet.
- [Elijah] D'oh, let me help you. (techno music) (panting) (water spraying) - [Elijah] Micah! Are you camping?
- [Micah] No, I'm not camping. - [Elijah] That's a sleeping bag. I see it right there.
- [Micah] It's still not camping, okay? (water spraying) - [Elijah] Shiloh, I just got soaked. I gotta head back to base and dry off.
- [Shiloh] Okay, go! - [Elijah] Good luck. - [Judah] Shiloh, I found some armor!
(rustling) Prepare to be carried. (rustling) (water spraying) (shrieking) - [Shiloh] Ooh! - [Judah] It did not work.
(squeaking) (water spraying) (shrieking) - [Shiloh] Go back and dry off! (water gun pumping) (water spraying) - [Mary] Micah, I gotta go back to base! (yelling) (water squirting weakly) (groaning in frustration) (yelling) (water splashing) (groaning in frustration) - [Shiloh] This is our chance.
We have got to beat them. - [Micah] We need reinforcements. I have to call in the big boss.
(gasps) - [Josiah] What? They're uncontrollable. They'll get the whole world soaked!
- [Mary] There has to be another way. - [Micah] There is no other way! We have to.
(safe dial clicking) (phone lifting off holder) - [Micah] Yes. I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to wake you up this early, but it's an emergency.
We need your help. (intense music) - [Jocelyn] I heard you guys needed to win a water fight. (intense dubstep music) (yelling) (water spraying) (intense dubstep music) - [Kayla] Clever.
(water spraying) (giggling) (shrieking) (giggling) - [Jocelyn] I love the smell of water in the morning. - [Micah] Ah, geez. I forgot what this does to you.
(intense dubstep music) (giggling) (water spraying) (yelling) (shrieking) - [Mary] I got it! (grenade beeping) Uh oh. (water splashing) (yelling) (water spraying) - [Mary] I'm out!
I'm sorry guys! - [Judah] Kayla's out! - [Shiloh] I'm all out!
- [Elijah] Me too. (water pouring) (water pouring) (water pouring) - [Judah] Ready? (groaning) (intense battle music) (intense battle music) (yelling) - [Elijah] I have to go get more supplies!
(water spraying) - [Shiloh & Judah] (slowed audio) No! (intense battle music) - [Josiah] Yeah! (intense battle music) (ding) (helicopter sounds) - [Micah] Jocelyn, you called in a water nuke?
- [Jocelyn] Yeah. I will soak everybody! (giggling) - [Micah] Jocelyn, but that includes us!
- [Jocelyn] Hm, yes. (yelling) (gasps) (intense battle music) - [Shiloh] Judah! (screaming) (pop) (water splashing) (screaming) (water splashing) (cheering) - [Judah] Yeah!
- [Shiloh] Yeah! - [Josiah] Okay, you guys win. (party music) - [Josiah] Mom says we can't go in until we're dry.
(groaning) - [Jocelyn] Maybe I got a little carried away. - [Micah] Ya think? - [Jocelyn] Least I did not cry like someone.
