Oh, this is crazy. We are back. It has been a year since my last Omegle video, and lately I've had the urge to just talk to some strangers. So, that's what we're doing today. There's this new site called You Mingle. Feels just like the old classic Omegle. So, we're going to see who we can come across and see if we can make some new friends. They're also telling me that this is not a dating site. So, uh, no Omegle girls in this one. I don't know if I can promise that. Anyways, let's go. Ah, okay.
That's exactly what I expected. Hey, Krispy. What's up? This ain't Wait, are you real? Yeah, bro. How are you? Oh my god. Wait, hold on. This is actually a dream come true, man. No way. Why? I watch you all the [ __ ] time. Every day. Every day. Like, I've watched all your videos and I have no more to watch. But my real question is, what brings you to a you mingle this lovely evening? I'm testing it out for the first time right now. You've never been on here? No. How is it? It's pretty good.
I I mean I stream it. I've been streaming three and a half weeks now. You live right now? Yeah. Oh, what's good chat? I got four viewers. [ __ ] Well, dude, that's the thing with with Twitch. You don't even need viewers. You just clip that, put it on TikTok, and then you'reing that's that's all you got to do, man. Like that's how you blow up. But like, look at my finger, right? Yeah, I lost that at work. And that's my whole persona on this. What? Show that again. That kind of looked like something I
got to blur out. How did that even happen? Uh 20 ton press broke and it crushed like literally popped my finger off. Damn. So you really had the hydraulic press versus finger for you were just doing that [ __ ] for fun. I must say finger lost. Damn it. Did it. Dude, I'm white as [ __ ] Why you got a cone on your head, bro? I don't know. You want to see my spring though? Spring? Yeah, dude. This is from a train. That looks like it makes a crazy cartoon boying sound effect. Dude, I
got other things, too, if you want to see. Sure. Another cone. Dude, I used to be obsessed with cones for some reason. How old are you? I'm 18. Okay. So, yeah, in a couple years, you're going to discover something called alcohol. If you haven't already, I hope you haven't already, but I used to when I was younger, I used to drink and then I would just knock over cones on the street. I just they would piss me off for some reason. So, um I have a really kind of urge to like knock that off your
head, but I'm I'm avoiding it, you know? I'm not going to do it. You're good. You're good. I'm not I'm not going to do it, bro. Don't worry. Can I ask you a question real quick? Yeah. Are you Are you streaming? Uh, no. Okay. So, I I can show you this, too. What? I didn't want to show this off if you were streaming. I didn't know of like TTS or something. TTS? Yeah, that's a good thing. Wait, wait, wait. No, wait. Is this actually real? That was insane. What just happened to you? No. No way.
Is this actually real? What did I just witness you do, bro? No way. What's up, dude? Yo, I'm cooling. What's up with you? You're back out here. What the heck? [ __ ] My first time in like a year, bro. Has it been a year already? Oh my god. Since we met. Yeah. How you been? Been doing the same thing as always. Just drawing, painting. A lot of new stuff on the wall. I'm seeing. Yeah. You got to be like schizophrenic for sure, right? Like what? What's All good artists are a little crazy. I agree.
I agree. I agree. The hat's fire, by the way. I like that. Oh, thank you. Can you draw me again? Yeah, let me draw you again. This will be fire. Let's go. Let's go. I still have your other drawing actually. Really? You kept it? Oh, yeah. Keep it in a special briefcase. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Well, you you got to like go to an event like TwitchCon or something and uh I would love to to get a get that off your hands. Definitely. What uh what part of Canada are you from? I'm in Toronto.
Oh, I think I remember you telling me that. Oh my god. So, what have you been up to since our last encounter? Like what's new in your life? Um, got in a relationship, thought I was going to marry her, and then we painfully broke up, you know. Now I'm back on Omegle. I think that's pretty much sums it up, you know. Well, you're going to find the one on here. I I'm done. How would you rate it before you show it to me? Eight out of 10. Okay. Okay. Wa. Damn. Okay. What would my arms
do it? I'm kind of like hitting a dance move or something, but that goes crazy, bro. That's crazy. you could do that that quickly, man. Like, you got a very unique style, too. Thank you. Keep grinding, bro. I believe in you. Thank you. Appreciate that a lot. Yo, hello, Egirl. No. What do you mean no? Not not eager. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What What would you describe yourself as? Sorry if that offended you. Probably like emo. Just emo. Okay. Um, is everything okay? Yeah. No, no, no complaints other than I just I I need money. But
other than that, Yeah. No, no complaints. All right. How much money do you need? I'm Mr. Beast. 3K. 3K. I don't got that [ __ ] for you. I'm sorry. Um, a girl named says hello. Who's that? Isn't it something about her being a scammer or something? I can't remember. No. Oh, are you employed? I am self-employed. I saw software online. Are you like a scammer? Not really. You're talking to her? She's in the Discord call with me. Yeah. What do you want? Do you want me to put the headphones here so you can No.
I want her to come on here and and find me. Oh, Emmy. Emmy, can you turn your camera on? I can put OBS on. No, no, no. Tell her to go on the website and find me and talk to me. You guys should put in a special chat thing so you could find each other instantly. Maybe scammer. Scammer. Emmy. I mean, I'm I'mma put it in right now. You tell her. There's no way this is the same girl. There is no way. Well, well, well. This is awkward. How you doing? I'm good. How are you?
Dang. You look great. Thank you. I think Why would that not be a compliment? You're welcome. I don't know. Your skin though, you're like glowing. Like I feel like Oh, I started a new skin care. I don't know if you know what road is. Mm-m. Put me on. You know, like Haley Bieber. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's really good. It's been like a year. Can you believe that? The year flew by. Honestly, so much has happened. Oh, update me and I'll update you if you want. Oh my god. Long story short or short story
long? I'm trying to figure out what both of those mean. Long story short. Um, from which point? Like the beginning of last year until I guess we we met in last February. So, it has been a year. Holy [ __ ] And you still haven't been to New York? I have like multiple times. But like you were in Europe or something. I remember we were we were going to meet up. To Europe, huh? Come to Europe. If he wanted to, he would. But you clearly did. So it's okay. See, you want our first date to
be me flying to Europe. Could be cute. Hey, bro. How you doing? Nice mustache, bro. I love the shape. I appreciate that. How long does it take you to grow that? You know, I don't keep track of time. I just it just I just let it grow. Oh, I love that too, bro. I think uh if we keep track of time, like, are we even living? Are we even alive? Yeah. Like, not to get existential, but like are we, you know, are we us? Am I you? Are you me? Maybe in a past life. I
was going to say maybe the roles were reversed. We had the same conversation and I was in your shoes, bro. We're thinking the same. We're on the same wavelength. [ __ ] Maybe I had the hat turned the other way, though. Maybe there was no hat, you know? Wa. Okay, now now that's now that's freaking me out because there's probably infinite timelines where infinite possibilities are real. I believe that there's 360° of a hat of a circle. 360 timelines. What if in one of the timelines you were playing FNAF at the same time? Five Nights
at Freddy's if you're not familiar with that acronym. Yeah, I never got into that. No. What are you into? Well, I just got my own place. So, what have you done in the in the place by yourself? Have you uh invited anyone over yet? I only have a st I have like a 400 foot studio so I got no not much to do. Just a bed and and what? Some rocks pretty much. Well Well, I got a my bed is my couch and my couch is my bed. So that feels like it would get old
pretty fast. Have you tried like downloading Hinge and like seeing how that goes for you? You know, I don't think girls would be impressed that I don't. You never know. You got to find one that loves you for you. That's what I've learned cuz they exist. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know if I actually don't know. When was your last relationship? Ended in a divorce. Oh, damn. I'm sorry to hear that. That's brutal. It's It is what it is. How long were you married? Almost 4 years. You look like Okay, not not to like
You look like you like live or something like you have like a chat going on. Chad, what do we think of this guy's divorce? My god. Crispy Concords. Hello. You used You used You used to watch me. Wait. Oh my god. It's actually you. Wait. No. No. I still watch your videos. Wait. That's crazy. Oh, you were going to You just about to lie to me. No. I thought it was a recording. I When's the last time you watched the video? No, I'm still subscribed. I'm still That's all that really matters. I'm still subscribed. That
That is all that matters. I haven't uploaded in a while to be fair. So, thank you for staying subscribed. Speaking of being subscribed, there's only 50% of the people watching this that have that button clicked. So, check right now and make sure you're subscribed. Okay. Thank you. Hey. Oh, I remember you. You're crazy. Wait, is this actually crispy? I got skipped. I We What? I'm mad at you. Why? What happened? Cuz you didn't take me out on Valentine's. [ __ ] But you remember me, so that means I did something, right? I remember your face.
I remember you being insane. Yeah, but you love that type of crazy. You're not wrong. Got some new tattoos. Um, maybe since I've seen you last. Yeah, maybe a couple. I don't know. I kind of just get them when I'm depressed, you know? One too many depression seasons. Holy [ __ ] A lot. Yeah. Butterfly. Yeah. I work with children. Not some diddy [ __ ] Uh like a teacher. Something like that for little kids. Yeah. They're like babies. Oh, they're they're like, you know, prek. That's an impressionable time in your life, though. My parents
would argue all the time. My older brother told me when I was a kid, and I feel like it's it's rubbed off on me. Now I'm now I have trauma. I could rub you off, but in a different way. Maybe you won't get another tattoo. You know what? You might get another tattoo after that. It could be really bad. Okay, I'm sorry. All right. It was lovely seeing you again. I hope you have a great night. No [ __ ] way, bro. Yo, you're kidding right now. This is the first time I ran into you.
Damn. What's good, bro? Let's go. How you been? Good, man. How are you? I always thought you didn't get on this website. I thought you got on something else. I mean, this is my first time using this one. How is it? Are you serious? Yeah. How is it? 10 out of 10. Yeah. Like, this is the site now. This is the only one I go on. Dude, this is my first time like looking into your eyes. Are you Are you like a little bit of Asian? No. Do I look Asian? A little bit. A little
bit. Like I feel like there's something in there that's not just straight white. I don't know. Maybe it's like Are you going through a tie? Are you going through like a wormhole? Huh? Hold on. No. What happened? This guy just froze, bro. I'm I didn't I'm still here. You're like frozen. That's you, bro. Frozen, bro. I'm not fro. You're frozen, bro. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? You're the one that's lagging. I got to see what his side looks like. This is insane. It's like a little flip book. No, bro. Is it
my [ __ ] internet? No way. I was it me? I can hear you very Oh, GG's. I can hear you a little bit. You're talking through a string in a cup. Ain't no way. Did I pay the Did I pay the internet bill? Yo. Hey, do you remember me? I think I do. I'm at a TwitchCon. Yeah, I was going to say you're a beatboxer, right? Yeah, I'm the beatboxer. Oh, hell yeah. How you doing, bro? I'm doing well, bro. I just got here. You're like the second person I got. That's crazy. You never
heard me beatbox. You know that you never heard me beatbox. I would love to hear it. You ready? Oh my god. Crispy, what the I don't know if I like that part, but the beatboxing was great. The beat I like. You're very talented. I feel like you secretly liked it. I'm going to tell you a story. Uh, a couple years ago it was uh hooking up with a girl and um she moaned Crispy and I I was very uncomfortable, very very uncomfortable by that. And uh yeah, that something I never want to hear again. She
moaned crispy. Yeah. So, I just brought my PTSD for you. You did? Yes. Yeah. Like, at least I wasn't like there with you. You know what I mean? Hey, do I do a good neat voice impression? For your balls type. What the hell? You got to be a voice actor, bro. Or I'm be like, Mickey like, "Oh, come here, little boy. My Why would Mickey say that? Are you real? Are you real, bro? You You look like Chad." Yo, it's Crispy Concords. Oh my god, bro. What's good, man? Are you a Looks maxer. No, I
don't do that [ __ ] You just Are you? You're natural. No, dude. You know who you look like? Who? And my girl, my old ex-girlfriend used to have a crush on this guy. The Disney character from Tangled. What's this? Flynn Ryder. You should be him in the next movie. You should be him. I wanted to. They didn't give me audition, though. You know, it's all right. I'm so I'm like, why am I fanboying? Cuz I'm a grown ass man and I'm fanboying right now. Why am I gay? It's okay to be gay. It's okay.
Everybody's a little gay. So, you be mewing or what? Like, how do you got to How do I get my jawline to look like that? Dude, I'm not going to lie. I've always had bone structure since I was a kid. You don't be bone smashing? [ __ ] no, dude. That's so degenerate. I like your tattoos, though. Dude, I need to get tattoos right like you. No, bro. I feel like no tattoos is the new tattoos. I feel like it's lowkey more aura to not have them now. Well, dude, you have aura anyways. You're famous.
You're fame fil. I'm fame fil. So, wait. Do you think I'd have aura if I if I didn't have a following? You're still a good-looking guy to be honest with you, but not as much. No, not I mean, I don't think I'm famous. Well, you're clouded. Like, you still have like internet fame and you can show people that you have like millions of subscribers on YouTube. If I meet somebody new, I don't ever even want them to know that until That's true. Yeah. Like I real I want them to know me for me because immediately
they're going to there's something that makes people switch and I I I don't like to leverage that. They perform for you. Then the girls become performative and they gesture max. Yeah, that's so bad. Gesture max. Are you a looks Are you a looks maxer? [ __ ] bro. I I'll be bone smashing a little bit. No, I'm just I'm just kidding. No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yo. yellow. I love that purple shirt on you. Wow, that's so nice. That's That's very nice. You haven't seen me in other shirts, but thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for I would like to see you. Go ahead. I'd like to see you without shirts at all. Oo, that was smooth. I'll pretend you got that on the first try. Damn, that was fire. I wanted to, but then I was like, he's probably recording something. What makes you think that? You got a nice ass setup and a weird ass background. M. What's weird about the background? Um, wait. You go. Can you go to the couch? Sure. You asked me what's weird in the background. Yeah. What's weird about the background? You. Real funny. No.
This weird ass curtain. There's nothing wrong with the curtain. Curtain. There's nothing wrong with the curtain. It's yellow and your couch is red. Your shelves are black. You have a plant, LED lights that are shining from the bottom up. How old are you? I I guess yeah, I'm kind of a grown man, so I shouldn't have this I shouldn't have this room. I I have been thinking the same thing lately. I think I've outgrown this [ __ ] you know? Do you have a headboard on my bed? Of course I do. Of course. Okay. How
old are you? Uh how Well, if you had to take a guess, what would you say? 25. It's a good guess. Okay. So, what is it? Yo. I think I've watched you on YouTube before. Oh, you have beautiful hair. Thank you. I like your t-shirt. Okay, let me give you another compliment now. I like your um chair in the back. Is that your I'm going to admit something really embarrassing to you. You're at your ex-boyfriend's apartment. No, I'm married. Oh, that's embarrassing. No, I wasn't going to say that. You must hate your husband. Damn. Oh
my god. Okay. So, do you know what VR chat is? Yeah. I used to watch you in VR. Oh my god. You used to watch me in VR chat. Oh, yeah. Like on the game, you would load up my videos. No, my friend would. Didn't know the VR chat community with me like that. So, I with them for that. That's That's fire. What does your husband do for a living? He's a broker. He's broke and you No. So, it's embarrassing to be married to him and he's broke. What do you do for work? Do you
do you work? Stay at home. Wifey. Any any kids? One kid. Oh, how old? Eight. I don't do anything with my life. Oh, no. Eight. Like, is he both of y'all's? Yeah, he's just like this big. You guys been together for a while then, huh? Yeah. How old are you? 30. Congratulations. What's the secret to uh a happy marriage like that? Find your best friend. Where did you find him? VR Chap. You're joking. You're joking. I am not. I'll bring him on right now. Can I talk to him? Can I talk to him? Yeah. I'm
really embarrassed. Okay. What's your name on YouTube again? Cuz we've watched you. Well, maybe maybe he'll recognize me then if Okay, you Okay, one second. This is cooked. He doesn't believe that we met on VR chat. What the [ __ ] Sit down. Are you recording? Sit down. Nah, bro. Nah, man. Well, I I was I was talking to your wife here. Like, how how did you meet? Did you tell him? Go sit down. No. Okay. So, we met we met playing uh Why can't you sit down, bro? Actually, well, let's have a conversation. Okay.
Okay. Okay. What's up, gamer? Damn. So, you met on VR chat? Yep. Why? How did that happen? Um, we were just playing and we just met and like talked. What was your character model and what was hers? They were like just normal. Like there's a bunch of different ones. Like we come from the non cringe side. Like everything that you see on VR Chat now. Yes. Those are the people that like don't leave their house. And like I lived in a small town and didn't have like a lot of like stuff to do when I
was 21. So I had internet so I was like, "Oh, whatever." She was a single mom and didn't get to go out and so we were, you know what I mean? Like it just so happened. So like I like saw her and most like girls or whatever on VR chat they have all the same avatar so you can like oh you don't know if she's pretty but I saw her picture and I was like damn I need her. I need her. I'm like this is a catfish for sure, right? And then so I'm like you
know I was in there. I'm I'm like whatever, bro. Like you know what I'm saying? Like if she's 800 lb it's it's worth the shot. You know what I mean? So So you met up in real life? I lived in Kansas and she lived in Oregon and you know on VR chat you know like I said she was a single mom at the time and so I was like oh yeah like I saw her I was like damn I'm ready to settle down like and then we just got married in November so congratulations. Wow. Thanks
bro. Thanks bro. It's crazy. We see all the weird [ __ ] on BR Chat like now which it was kind of like that then but it's like way worse. Oh my god. I love you actually. You crispy bacon boy. M thank you. We love you, too. What's your name? Well, Jessica. Ask me Jessica. Really? You're so hot. Is your name really Jessica? It is indeed. Yeah. What is your name? I used to think Jessica was like the most when I was a kid. It's name. No, no, no. I thought it was the most beautiful
name. Bradley. But I had a crush on a girl named Jessica when I was in like sixth grade. So, that might have like put the emphasis on it. Might have done that. Yeah. What? Wait, what? Huh? You say? Okay. Hello. How about multi-millionaires? Huh? How about 8 in and thick? How about loving? I still do like the original job that I told you about. Yeah, scamming. It's not scamming. But the new job that I started and recently quit was genuinely scamming. Oh, so full circle. Yes. Full circle. Long story short of that, I worked with
like an only agency and it was just a chatter. You know what's crazy? Nobody replies to their own messages on that [ __ ] and they everybody who pays for it thinks that they're talking to the girl or the guy, whatever, and it's just not them. Nine times out of 10, it's literally a dude sitting behind a phone. Never the person you think it is. When I found that out, I I cancelled like 20 subscriptions. It was worst day of my life. What the [ __ ] I'm just kidding. Other than that, I got played
by a man over the summer. Tell me about that. Um I guess I was like a pretty avoidant person in the past. Like an avoidant attachment style, which is fine. Like I'm not blaming anybody for that. I think that comes from a lot of things. It's very layered. Okay. Yeah. I had shitty exes. Yes. And you know that could bring that out of you. Yes. Right. But I didn't want to be that way. So this entire year I literally unpeled myself like a [ __ ] onion, escavated the entire problem. I was the problem, but
I got down to like the root cause of everything and I was like, "Okay, what good is it if I keep behaving this way?" Like if I never lean in, I'll never fall in love again. Right. Who's crazier? Me or you? Me 100%. You do seem like I still don't know what it is, but I feel like there's something that I just don't know about you. Go rapid fire. Let's go. Oh, like just start accusing you of [ __ ] Go ahead. Accuse me. Yeah. I don't know. Like it's just I I felt this last
time when I spoke to you. I was like, "Oh, she's really cool, but I feel like there's something I'm not I don't know. There's something missing that I don't know." Well, I can't help you if you don't know. But it's cool that you're now on uh this new website and now like do people kind of recognize you from that video? Not anymore. I mean, sometimes, but I'm just like I have no idea what you're talking about. I have a twin sister and her family. Hello. How's your night going? It's pretty all right. What about you?
Uh, yeah, I would say the same. What could make it better? I don't know. I wish it was still mid winter, but it's a crazy descriptive time of the year. Well, yeah. It's hockey season. So, your wife, uh, girlfriend. When are you going to pop the question? When I'm not 19. Give me a few years before that happens. You hear that? When he turns 20, you're going to get Ash something. You're trying to set me up for something. [ __ ] She's ready. I don't know about that. She has to turn 18 for N. That's
yo. Hello. You're British? Yeah, I'm British. I would have never guessed that based off looking at you. Why not? I don't know. Do you think you could like try talking like an American for a second? Water. Oh, okay. What What do you call this? Water ball. What? What's up? Hello. Shaking bacon. What's that? What? You've never heard shaking bacon? Shake and b Like, is that like another way of saying what's up? Yeah. Shake and bacon. Hell yeah. You got some good camera quality. Thank you, bro. Yours is probably good, too. It was just there's no
lights, you know. Took a little damn pressure, dude. What um I'm trying to think of questions. What's What's the weirdest Chinese fortune cookie you've ever gotten? Good question. I don't think I You know, that's the type of stuff I don't really store in my memory. Kind of just is gone by the time I'm done eating the cookie. And I don't know if that's normal, per se, or what do you think? Do you remember yours? I got one yesterday that has been sticking in my mind. Stuck with you? Yep. What was it? It said, "Your finances
will be a stepping stone towards your financial success." There's no way. Swear I got the evidence right in here on my phone. That sounds like it was written by like chat GPD. I know. Like, no. The Chinese are outsourcing their fortune cookie writers to to AI. AI is taking Chinese jobs. Yeah. I feel like Chinese jobs might be the first to go. I I don't I don't know if that's [ __ ] up to say, but I I don't know. Wait, Steve Jobs if he was Chinese. Finish that joke. I I don't know where to
go with that. I I don't know where you thought you were going to go with it. That's the stupidesting thing I've ever [ __ ] heard. Steve Jobs if he was okay. Steve Jobs if he was Chinese. Fill in the blank. Brother got open-ended jokes. That should be That should be what standup comedians do. Like you uh Oh my god, I found it. Oh, no way. Your finances will be a stepping stone to financial. It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. That's amazing. It is amazing. That's a good Hello. I know you. Have we met
before? No. What's your name? What's my name? Crispy, that's my name. Shut the [ __ ] I What? No way. Me, too. Twin. Oh my gosh. Twin, we logged in like that. Like, start hanging out with Clvicular or something, dude. Just message him on Twitter. Be like, "Dude, help me." I don't I don't I'm good. Well, they don't think he's like what people are calling him. They call him Chad. You know what I mean? He's actually like an HTN is what he is. High tier normie. High tier normie. Yeah. Am I HTN? Yeah, you are.
You got that one. Well, dude, you're Chad with status, bro. I'm not going to lie with you. But without the status, I'm HTN. Yes. Yeah. But that's better than what what's what's below HTN? LTN MTN. MTN. Yeah, I'm a I'm a I'm a high MTN. You got to be HTN. No. No. Why not? I have like recessive for orbitals. I have like downturned eyebrows. Dude, you're a [ __ ] Looks maxer. You are, bro. Holy [ __ ] dude. You know all this [ __ ] What the hell? I knew you were bone smashing, bro.
Hello. Hello. Whoa. Why do you Sorry, I got I got startled. There was There There There's a lot uh the HD. Uh are you streaming? You You got to be an actress. You are You have a very a crazy range with the emotion. Hey, you know Hey, you know, I'm a singer, so you know. Can you sing for me? I you know I need to have a song ready cuz every time I say that people put me on the spot and I How about you make one up on the spot? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Give me
a word. M purple. One more. Uh sunlight. The sunlight doesn't shine. Same way you gone. Now I got to pick up the pieces of our life. Wow. Just wow. You're so talented. Where are you from? My house. I'm just kidding. I'm from up north. Up north. Like in the in the country of the New York. Oh, me too. Long Island. Manhattan. Are you um releasing any music? Mhm. Do you have uh anything out? Nope. But there's a lot of my singing stuff like online and like I'm I'm pretty I have a following. Okay. Uh I'm
working on an album right now. I actually need to make a song with a female vocalist. So maybe we can make something. Hey uh my name's Ari. Ari. Nice to meet you. I'm Parker. Hi Parker. Is this on like Spotify? What am I looking this up on? Uh Instagram Tik Tok. But the best place to reach out for me is is is in there. All right, I'm going to write it down. I'm going to write it down. How old are you again? 25 almost auntie status, but you're closer to 30. How do you feel about
that? What do you want to achieve by 30? I never really thought about that. I think in my 30s I would like to have a child. First, you have to find a woman though. You know that, right? Yeah, that is the tough part. That is the tough part, right? Yeah. What's so hard about that for you? um you know I found a lot of women but um I don't think those women have found themselves and that's interesting that's kind of pivotal piv pivotal is that a word that is a word that's kind of pivotal towards
a relationship success you know and maybe I haven't fully found myself either you know I won't put it all on them I think um you're slowly discovering more and more with every even with every failed relationship that you have you you discover more about yourself so how many more failed relationships would would you like to have zero I don't know if I could do another one. I I genuinely don't. Have you ever like taken time apart for yourself and like not entertained a woman for like a long period of time? I'm kind of doing that
right now. It's been like how long? How many months? Three. Longer. Okay. How long should I do it for? At minimum like a year. Like celibate for a year? Yeah. It's not as hard as you think. No, I I I don't I don't think I would actually struggle with that, but I don't see the point. You don't see the point? You don't see the point in pouring into your own cup? I could do that and not have to be celibate. You know, I feel like men are the problem though. They put us through everything. Not
in my experience. I would say I contributed to problems for sure. I feel like women cause the problems. Sometimes my reaction to said problem, you know, would make the problem continue more for sure. And I've learned that I think if a woman ever tries to argue with me again, I will just there's no reason there's no reason that that should ever happen, you know? I don't know what kind of women you're associating yourself with. Probably psychopaths. But that's okay. You live and you learn. Wouldn't you identify as one yourself, though? Yeah. But like I'm not
a psychopath. You have empathy. Do you have uh Well, here's a here's a big word. Accountability. How do you how what's your relationship like with that one? I take accountability. I'll own up when I'm wrong 100%. When you're wrong. I I I clock those three words right there. But like when are you wrong? Do you think you're right all the time? Do you think women are ever wrong? Yes. During International Women's Day and today, you know what's crazy? They they took an hour off the clock and they said, "This is International Women's Day. You guys
get 20,000." I saw that. They didn't even can't even give you all a full day. That's [ __ ] So, no new tattoos. M just um No. No. Bologoney sandwich. I never got that. No, you still got the Neelk one. It's also not a nek one. I got it because I was just full sending everything in life. But it's the their logo. I didn't even know who Neelk was. Where is it again? On my side boob. Is it their logo or it just says full send? Uh I don't know. You can figure that out. Okay,
bet. All right. Well, keep in touch. I'll see you soon. I guess so. Okay. Bye. Bye. Hello. What's up, Aiden Ashby? Why you look so like clear and Oh, thank you. I thought you going to I thought you were going to say something mean. Bushytailed like squirrel. No. Okay. Bush. Wait. Bushytailed squirrel might be a little mean. I could have just kept it as bushy tailed brideeyed, you know. Yeah. Okay. Wait. Go back. Say something nice. Say something nice. your hair. It's It's like It's like flowing. Like, you know, you look like you do like
that a lot. You a little I haven't touched it once this evening, but thank you. That's Oh my god. Congratulations. That's what I got to do to get a little hump. Well, we both got a a middle part, right? Mine's a little kind of offc center right now cuz I went mud riding earlier. Well, what is mud riding? Like dirt biking in the mud and dirt and stuff. Wow. That is go br. You from Texas? Horns down. Where are you from? Al Alabama. Yeah, Alabama. Did you forget? Midsense. Yeah. No, I I kind of like
was about to regret saying it. Honestly, I was going to lie to you. I was going to be like Arkansas cuz it starts with an A, too. What's the whole thing about the uh Well, let me ask you first. Do you have a brother? No. No. Okay. But if you did No. No. No. I was asking her and I want to ask you too. What do you think the secret is to a happy and successful marriage? We're just like best friends. She said the same thing. Um yeah. Yeah. We just like I don't know. We've
been together like over 2 years. I don't think we've had like a single fight. I don't know. We just talk through stuff and like work through stuff. It just works. That's crazy. Y'all should swap phones. I'll do it right now. Okay. He said we should swap phones. Yo, swap phones. Yeah. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. No. Like when we first started dating again. Oh, wait. We swapped phones the other day. Let me tell you what I found out on his phone. Uh-oh. What? Oh my god. Okay. I went through his email,
deactivated only. Okay. So, listen. Let me give some context. Let me give some context. Only deactivated. Let me give some context. So, when I was single, when Only F was like new, I was like, "Oh, cool. Whatever." So, I downloaded it up, but I never used it. I never used it. And then just randomly, like it was like 3 days ago, I got an email saying that it was logged into like in like Dallas. I was like, and I thought I didn't know if like cuz I set it up so long ago, I didn't know
if it had like any payment stuff on there. So, I like went on uh and like deactivated my account or whatever. And then I went to the uh doctor and they like sent me an email or something while and I was driving and so she verified it on my phone and she's like what the like he was like flipping out. She's like you signed in today and I was like no no no look at the one before that. It was signed in yesterday. I went and so yeah valid valid valid makes no bro just like
I mean to keep it a buck we like we work play video games and [ __ ] that's like it's like it's like it's like the best. I don't know. Damn. That's awesome. I'm happy for you guys. Yeah, her setup's right here. Mine's in there. We just play video games and like I don't know. Wait, can I ask can I take like one little screenshot of you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or like don't be like that. I want to be cuz I'm going to send it to somebody. Hey, bro. I like your [ __ ] I'm
going to hop out of here. I'm in the middle of a marathon game. Nice meeting you. Bye. What's up, man? Dude, I played the trumpet in seventh grade and uh I still have a little bit of muscle memory from it. I wish I had mine with me. Pretty sure those were gunshots. Um, I did not hear that. Where are you located? Cleveland. Oh, so is that typical? Yeah. Damn. Yeah, that's not That's not good, man. Stay safe out there. Any song requests? Ooh. Um, Fluffing a Duck by Kevin Mloud. Is this like too obscure? You
could try your best. Damn. Why is Jesus Christ? Why you got a suppressor on that [ __ ] though? My neighbors so they don't hear me. Oh, that's actually very respectful. Even though there's people outside you you don't you're a very respectful man. Oh, let's go. Two hats on for tonight. Oh, cuz my hair looks horrible. Take them off. Oh, well that's very broad, so I don't know what you How old do you know? I don't want to say it. I bet we're probably the same age. No, I'm 29. I'm 28. Yeah, dude. Unk on,
dude. Yeah. Are you 30 this year? Why'd you laugh at that? On. Well, not unc on that, but I Yeah, I turned 30 in a month. Oh, that's a scary one. Yeah, but I'm not going to celebrate my 30th. I'm going to celebrate next year when I turn 31 cuz it'll be when I'm a billion seconds old. So, you're invited to the birthday, dude. It'll be quick, but you're invited next year. Not this year. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm celebrating my 31st. I think I'm moving to New York in May. So, I mean, party wasn't going
to happen anyway. That's kind of lit, though. I've never been to New York. I've been But how do you How did you just contradict yourself immediately? I'm trying to remember it. Old age. No, I went there one time to like catch a bus. Oh, so that was it. I didn't get to really like experience. And I went to New Jersey. Apparently, there's a new one. So, Where did the old one go? I I never even I'm still trying to figure that [ __ ] out. Same with York. Like OG York. Where's that? Britain. Hey Siri.
Mhm. Where's old York at? I don't know where you are. Are you there? Apparently. Hello. What up? How you doing? You got great hair, my friend. Appreciate it. Uh, how's your night going? Can't complain. Can't complain at all. You look chill as hell. Wait, are you real, brother? I'm not I'm trying my hardest not to be one of them. But what do you mean? Am I real? I'm talking to you, bro. What do you think? I'm AI, brother. You You know how deep it get. Don't even We not going to act like that. You know
how deep it can get. That's actually crazy that somebody could potentially make a fake AI of me and and go on here. That's scary. A scary thought. I've been love your content for like I've watched since like 2019. Like I'm You've been watching for since 2019. Yes, I've been watching for a minute and YouTube training. Oh my god. That that combo. Hell yeah, bro. I'll tell him you said that. Thank you, bro. It's kind of crazy seeing you because like me watching all your videos back when you was literally making them BO2 videos was peak
content. Yeah. You think I fell off since then since then since then since then since Cuz I wouldn't say you fell off, but I mean in a way kind of, but I don't want to be like that. No, but keep it keep it real with me. So, you've been watching since 2019. Have I've fallen off. No, really. It's just more really you just do with your content. Really? Thank you. Yeah, I I try to like evolve it every I think that's why some creators, you know, you see them and they disappear, but like I've tried
to just change throughout the years. And uh that's one thing I will say. You definitely changed it up cuz I'm about to say you was like the first person who got me like to like this [ __ ] Like I knew about it, but I wasn't on this [ __ ] I'll be on and out. You mean like Omegle the website? Yes. About to say you you were really like one of them up for like this [ __ ] I'm I'm surprised I don't got no AI ass of you in the ad or something like
that. How much you be on your [ __ ] Hey, what what was your name, bro? My name is Jake. Hey, great to meet you, brother. Great to meet you, too. Damn. But I guess I'm call No, I only have two. I met I met one of the goats. One of my goats at least on YouTube. I can't lie. Appreciate you, bro. Hey, thank you for watching, man. How old are you, Unk? Yeah, you you clock that one. Take a guess. 22. Really? Mhm. It's very sweet of you. I'm 28. BL. Damn. Well, you look
good for 28. Sorry. Appreciate that. Yeah. Like, wow. Do you have like a wife and kids? It's like what's happening new at 28? Working on it. Uh it's pretty it's tough, you know. I It's tough in this generation, you know? Oh, you ain't got to tell me. Oh, I'm even more concerned for you. And like it's even going to get when you're 28. Like I wonder what that's going to be like. Like maybe I got some hope, but I don't know about you, dude. You look Australian as [ __ ] Uh sorry. How are you?
Um, Australian as Australian as Australian as Australian as Australian Australian. Yo, I look Australian Australian hotri on a Barbie. I'm not Australian. I I I I got that. Yeah. Yeah. You just made that all from scratch. Yeah. What the [ __ ] What? Yeah, I do it all from scratch. That's insane. What? Are you Australian? I mean, I wish in many ways I wish. Yeah. Why? No. No. No. I actually Yeah. I've never actually had that thought. Yeah. I've never wanted to be Australian, dude. They're like They're like uh scuffed British people. Well, like the
haircut like I feel like you kind of had the like the look. Yeah, I get that a lot. But I I live in a place where we don't have sun for like six months of the year. So, are you self-taught? How do you learn to You got to have some degree of autism, right? Yeah. I mean, severe autism. You can't really see it. But I have like a bunch of iPads that I've programmed to do a bunch of different stuff. If I was like, uh, I could do I have a bunch of different effects. Like
if I was, holy [ __ ] dude. I would love to make a full song with you. I feel like that'd be so far. Oh my gosh. Wait, a lot of my friends follow. Wow. Is this the chain? This is This is Peak. This is You know what that is? It's from Black Ops 2. Wait, this is actually W use of adult money. Is that that is that one guy? Yeah, baby money. Yeah. Yeah. Louis, that song sucks. Sorry. If you're going to be on my album, he I have a song with him on there,
too. So, I don't know if I never said that he was asked. Okay. I just said I didn't like that song. I love Not that one. You watch any streamers? Jinxy. I was going to say I feel like you're a Jinxie fan. I don't know why I got that vibe from you, bro. He actually fries me like like I've cried laughing once and my mom's like, "Why are you showing me this middle-aged half- naked white dude?" And I'm like, "All right." I'm like, "All right. All right. It's nice meeting you, gang." You, too. Well, your
name is Ari. Yes. And and and Parker. Yes. Oh, we have such good memory. Okay. Mhm. All right. We locked in. For real, gang. All right. See you. Bye. I literally got to get her on the album.
