I can't say the f word, right? Unfortunately, not for the whole show. Correct.
Not even once. Okay, maybe once. All right.
Yeah, let's do this mother an Oscar. The fall on the way up to the stage. Was that on purpose?
Absolutely. Wasn't fall. What happened?
What do you mean what happened? Look at my dress. Do you know who Jennifer Lawrence is?
This is the worst day of my life. Jennifer Lawrence. Nope.
Hey, shut up. As I was getting ready for the show this afternoon, I suddenly got very nervous about hosting. But then I remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright.
So, I drank an entire box of Chardonnay and I feel much better. I get nervous that I'm going to say something and then I'm nervous. I'm like, whoop, I better drink.
That doesn't help. Oh boy. I hope I don't go on TV and say something silly.
