you say and i i don't say this uh often to uh other men on the show great hair thank you sir thank you it doesn't come up a lot yeah yeah really thank you it means a lot coming from you you are the you are the king of hair you have the only remaining pompadour in the business so it is true between no one is you no one has the nerve to sport this thing anymore no no but they all right yeah all right yes yeah so that i'm the only black comic with the perm
so between the two of us we've got the niche industry already hooked up uh let me also ask about the the jewelry i i this this this is nice that's jewelry yeah i'm becoming the new liberace it appears everybody wants to everybody wants to talk about the jewelry i just need the motivation i need to look down and see i'm doing something to keep me uh excited about things right right right so this you look down you see like oh things are good yes things are good don't worry about the economy the recession the mortgage
prices just ignore all that that's a great message for everyone i think now let's talk about this i know that we all have heroes in show business one of your all-time heroes i'm told is prince and you got to meet him fairly recently how did that go it was it was wonderful he uh was all the things i thought he was going to be he was uh he's a genius and smart and i think he's david blaine secretly he's like david you think he's a magician i think he is i was talking to him and
he was like uh would you care for some tea and i was like yeah of course i and he was gone he was just he was already gone then he came back from another part of the room with like a tray with 13 tees on it was right it was it was amazing yeah he uh yeah he's like he's very mysterious he loves to have all this mystery and you don't know where he's going what he's doing what he's talking about half the time no no and he'll wear pumps and be looking at you like
there's nothing wrong he commits so much to wearing pumps that it works yes it makes you think about it like could i get away with it on the basketball court maybe one time now okay are you are you taller than prince uh how does that work out he's cheating he's got pumps on okay can't live up with that i'm gonna say i'm taller just cause he's not here right yeah that'll work here suddenly right now 13. [Laughter] okay uh what's let's talk about the height issue did your height affect you do you think growing up
did it influence you know your life your comedy i i think so it made me uh very cynical and bitter uh i i had heard about a growth spurt and it was like the loch ness legend like everybody gets a growth spurt and it's gonna happen and just wait it's gonna be one summer and everything's gonna change and i'm grown now and i'm still waiting you still waiting summer to come you're still waiting on this growth first yes it could happen you know good maybe i'm just late i'm willing to wait it's gonna happen like
that uh do you think uh that this affected your relationship with women your your success with women uh when um it made me try really hard because women weren't tall dark and handsome and i wasn't able to fulfill any of those so i when i got a woman i really tried hard you know i think short guys make better lovers just because once we get on we don't want to get off did you yeah did you okay uh all these images are going to no that came out right now off me not yet uh did
you ever uh okay do you ever date a much taller woman yeah yeah i dated uh a wnba player once she was six three six three yeah and i thought it was gonna be i don't know it was just weird like because i was proud that it didn't matter in the relationship but it's still like your whole you're a kid holding your mom's hand with me [Applause] you'll lift me up and kiss me [Laughter] yeah yeah uh now you've uh i i guess you have a bunch of friends who are rap stars rappers is that
right and and you maintain you know comedians and you know rappers you think that rappers are funnier than comedians is that true i'm saying some of these rap guys are just hilarious like i didn't i didn't understand that they were that funny like snoop is just really hilarious he's doing all these things he's he's got two tv shows he's doing a movie he's got three albums he's coaching football he's doing a show about being a father and you hear he's high and you're like i can't get out of the room if i'm high yeah remarkable
man yeah he really he really is but yeah the rap world has just been amazingly hilarious to find out how many funny guys are out there yeah i can well and else they have their own language and there's their way of living and they just this bravado and it works you know all about it you're there with us at the parties it's true yeah i'm the i'm a fixture at every rat party hiya fellas how's it going ladies and gentlemen the pompadour yeah wow where's the fondue i'll put on a monkey's album uh not a
negro function without fondue that's for sure uh you know we've been talking about uh this a lot of things here and one of the things that i wanted to mention is that you have your own clothing line this is this is real right you're coming out with your own clothing line yeah i want to make sure i get to this before we go tell us about the clothing line uh it's called secret pimp society uh because you know everybody's not able and uh it's a good thing to be able to find somewhere where you can
just find uh wonderful fly clothes that nobody else is gonna have on but you and that uh that becomes important and this works for everybody with this work for me yeah oh are you kidding that you just started your channel it looks like you just changed into it right now you are the secret pimp society right now i'm the pimp that's heavily more into the finance side yes yes no no no this is not looking good this quarter yeah yeah uh well let me mention this a few things american hustle is now available on dvd
uh cat's gonna be at the gibson amphitheater in los angeles june 26 27-28 as part of the it's pimpin pimpin tour exactly i'm gonna come in right in the middle and serve fondue that's gonna be really big uh you are very funny and great to talk to please come back soon and congratulations on your success pat williams we'll be back with bryce stick around
