Penguinz0 'Bad Dating Coaches' Compilation

I've stumbled across the creepiest dating coach the cyberspace has ever seen. He's like a galactis level threat to getting laid. Like, if you ever wanted to ensure every woman is frightened of you, follow his advice. But also, if you want to follow his advice, make sure you got your piggy bank ready to turn over cuz you got to pay for his course on it. This is his slogan, alpha dominance in dating. Rise Above the rest. And then if you scroll down on his homepage, it says, "Navigate the fog when it comes to women. It's time

to level up." Now, I'm going to show you all the videos he's been posting to try and drive sales to his picking up women course, the steaming ham tutorial stepbystep guide. And he's pretty much exactly what you're picturing right now after reading it's time to level up. He legitimately looks and speaks like a Redditor who's just Reading off of old ask Reddit pages from 12 years ago. You do not have to accept her rejection. You couldn't script a worse start to this lesson. You don't have to accept her rejection, brother. That's like the number one

thing you should accept, not just with women, but with people in general. Nobody likes the pushy douchebag that refuses to take no for an answer. The guy's out here cosplaying as a car salesman treating romance like it's a Yu-Gi-Oh duel. No, I Will not allow this to happen because I have this trap card. The conversation will continue whether you like it or not. I'm a professional dating coach and I teach guys how to understand the female mind. Now, if you're one of the people that haven't applied anything in my course or my videos or anything

like that, this video is not for you. This is an advanced technique. This ain't your grandma's flirting no more. This ain't weeny hut juniors. This is forbidden Jutsu. While you were out partying, he was inside studying the techniques and he's bestowing upon us his sage wisdom with the advanced stuff. This is a man who has mastered the female mind and he's sharing all of its secrets with us and telling us all the techniques to make it bend to our will. You don't have to accept her rejection. Now, here's an example. I was talking to a

girl and she said, "Oh, you know, I'm not really interested." And I instead of just Going, "Okay." And then just turning way I did this. Why would you not be interested in me? I'm the best. It's genius. The chosen one, Leon Alib. How could we have not thought of that technique? Whoa. Instead of just accepting when a girl isn't into you, you say, "Wait, but you should be." No, you. He's done it. He's cracked the code. His medicloran count is beyond our comprehension. Behold, the patron saint of [ __ ] has come. Yes. So, instead

of Accepting a rejection, you keep pestering her about you being the best. If that's not the most cringe [ __ ] in the world, I don't know what is. Absolutely the best. And she's like, "Oh, how?" I'm like, "Well, you'd have to come over in my house to find out. And you'd also have to be okay with kink and you'd also have to be okay with my mastery of ropes and the fact I have multiple women." And actually, maybe, maybe not. Maybe maybe you uh you Wouldn't be the best for me. Yeah, [ __ ]

right, dweeb. She'd see through that lie so quickly. The only thing you're best at is top lane one-trick teemo in your [ __ ] anime club Discord group. No shot that would ever work in a real situation. If you said that to a living, breathing human being in the real world, she would be so immediately creeped out by you, she'd be running away, [ __ ] screaming for help. going up to a stranger who has just rejected You and then saying you're the best and the only way she'll find out how is if she comes

over and has to be into kink and all of that. What fantasy are you living in? You're so [ __ ] pornrained if you think that would ever work on just a total stranger. It makes you sound like a serial killer. Like she'd go over and it'd be a scene out of Dexter's early seasons. [ __ ] plastic put up everywhere as you're about to dismember her. She'd have to be okay With your mastering of the ropes and your multiple women. A, saying multiple women in this context makes it sound like multiple victims more than

anything. And B, I don't know who put this into the heads of some like really desperate men, but most women don't like to hear that you're [ __ ] a ton of other women, too. Like, that's not really a turnon or anything. I know that a lot of delusional dudes think it makes them Seem more desirable to women. Like, oh, it's okay if you tell me no. I have like 16 other women that will tell me yes. Your loss, I suppose. But it's not really like a flex or anything. It seems super weird. It is

super weird. She started going back and forth with me and I started building attraction in that because now I had sidestepped her [ __ ] rejection. Granted, keep in mind, I didn't force it. I didn't say, "No, no, you're I just played into her Little [ __ ] game. I knew she was playing with me a little bit or just kind of disengaging and I gave her a little bit of fun. You want to know what I did with her later? Of all the things in the world that have never happened, that has never happened

the most. That is the most didn't happen [ __ ] of all time. What a bunch of baloney. Actual horseradish on this story. Just a blatant lie trying to get dudes to buy into this fantasy that he's Selling to try and go to his website and give him money for the worst advice you'll ever hear. So, if you do go to his website and check out like why you should buy it, there's a nugget of wisdom in there that I can't help but share. But according to him and nobody else, he basically can't leave the

house without having thousands of soden panties tossed at him from women that are vying for his [ __ ] So, if you go to why you should purchase the course and What you get, he says proven results with over a 100,000 Tinder matches in 2 years, which is an outrageous number. He's [ __ ] entire city's worth of women. Like, your girlfriend has probably been with this guy. In fact, ask your mom right now if she cheated on your father with this guy. I bet if you walked up to any woman on the street right

now and said his name, they'd have a Winter Soldier moment going through it. Now, I'm not saying his name cuz I'm Not trying to have people like harass him, but I'm fighting a really strong urge to not mention his name because it's so [ __ ] silly. His name is Alpha plus his name. It's It's actually kind of adorable. He call he he calls himself the alpha. But anyway, as well as a little over a thousand women in his dating lifestyle and multiple women currently with him. So he's he's not in a monogous relationship. A

guy like this with a 100,000 Tinder matches, he has Entire herums with him at all times, slobbering on his [ __ ] His his [ __ ] is never in his pants. It's always in someone else's mouth or [ __ ] The methods are time-t tested and proven not just by him, but also by his clients across multiple types of men. These methods just work. Don't settle for mediocrity in your dating life. Embrace the alpha mindset and unleash your true potential to attract the partners you desire. Cracking the alpha dating mind Will equip you with

skills, mindset, and charisma to become a dominant force in the dating world. Gain the confidence, magnetism, and success you deserve in every romantic pursuit. Invest in yourself. Unleash your alpha potential today. I mean, my credit card's already flying out of my wallet right now. I need to unlock my alpha potential. Ask a girl, "Can I get your number?" She said, "Uh, no. I just got out of a relationship and I just I don't know if I'm ready to date or whatever." And I handed her my phone and said, "Go ahead, type it in. It'll be

fine." Another story more fake than the tooth fairy here, but the way that he tells this story is haunting. I'm getting chills listening to it. Like, I feel threatened. We can get Chardonnay. We can talk like girlfriends and talk about your old relationship with this guy. We're not going to do that, but it's going to be okay. Another example. Once Again, not forcing it, not being super aggressive. She can say no again, which at that point I would have disengaged. But guess what she didn't do? Didn't say no. And that was the first time it

happened. And then I did it again and again and again and again and again. And most of them ended up coming over my house and ended up sleeping with me. You just got to know how to do it correctly. I can see how he had a 100,000 Tinder matches and has multiple women that he's With at all times. He is a smooth operator here. I admit I was skeptical at first, but after hearing this expertise, it's clear there's not going to be any vagina left in the world for the rest of us men now that

he's out there on the prowl. Lord, help us all. Here's something I need you to do. I need you to enter the female mind for a second. Oh, okay. Yes, sir. Oh, man. He's He's delivering an order. All right. I'll try and jack into the female Mind real quick. Oh, God. It's so scary in here. Alpha, pull me out. I don't know what I'm doing. I need your guidance. I'm a professional dating coach and I teach guys how to understand the female mind. Now, this will help you get more numbers because you got to [

__ ] understand how their mind works and what they go through every day. Imagine if every [ __ ] day of your life you're approached about 45 times, which is the Number that I've come up with my extensive study, very scientific gathering methods, I'm sure. Yes, I've approximately calculated that every single woman is approached roughly 45.3 repeating of course times per day. Now, since you're in the female mind, since I've instructed you to do so, you'll have you'll recognize the mental burden that this this takes on the the female mind of which I, your dating

coach Alpha, have mastered. Things like, "Why don't you give me yours?" is a [ __ ] thing that's gonna weed out 95% of the spineless males that aren't persistent, that aren't [ __ ] clever, that aren't witty, that can't have fun with her. Yeah, those beta cucks. Not like Alpha here, who's so clever and witty, he came up with the absolutely nefarious, diabolical, even genius method of saying, "Hey, I'm the best." Whoa, that's Man, he's good. He's Good. To give him more credit, there was more to it. I'm the best and you can only find

out by coming over and being okay with my mastery of the ropes, the blade, and be kinky. Also, give me your number so we can talk about your ex-boyfriend. Really good stuff. Like, actually, very good stuff. I see why it's so effective now that I'm in the female mind. And there's a reason she does it without being extremely forceful. Sidestep it like I just said In the last two videos. You're welcome. Disregard everything the woman wants. You do what you want and you don't accept rejection. This guy's good. This guy's good. I see. I see

it. Now, let's talk about my nails. I'm a professional dating coach and I teach guys how to understand the female mind. Here's the thing. If you think this thing you learned in high school or that is the best way to get a girl, Oh my god, to an O. Jesus Christ. Not even God could have mercy on your soul if you had that belief. Alfa's about to tear that [ __ ] down and blast your ass with real knowledge on how to get a girl to an O. And you you can tell he's reliable cuz

he's wearing his sunglasses and his leather jacket with the collar popped. So, you know, he just finished a threesome with two supermodels right before hopping in this car right now. And he's taken time out of his busy day Of [ __ ] mashing pissers with the hottest women on the planet to try and teach us barbarians how we can be even an iota of the man that alpha is. I can drag my fingers down a girl's back and cause one. If you don't know what a to I can't go into you you should know them.

To an AO skinno, especially a mentolo. If you've never had given a girl a mental o, got to tell you, you're a kitty league stepping into the arena with the pros and you have no idea what You're doing. You disgusting coward. You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck. Yeah, you're in the junior leagues. You're not ready for the men's thunderdome. If you don't know what a to, which he refuses to elaborate on and gets really hung up on, so it makes me wonder if he knows what it is. But if you don't

know what that is, even if you're not familiar with this nomenclature, you're already [ __ ] If you've never given a girl a mental OW, you stink, brother. But uh yeah, so I was trying to like analyze these terms because I've never heard them before. So putting together context clues, I think a to is a a titty orgasm. I think an AO is an anal orgasm. [ __ ] I've never heard these before. To AO, cheerio, which is a breakfast cereal. Like I don't who uses those terms, guy. Sorry. Little tip, put a glove on

with a long nail and rake. Not hard. You're welcome. Now, this is going to come as a shock to All of you watching this, and you're probably not going to believe me, but it's the truth. Somehow, people on TikTok were making fun of this guy. So, he responded to the haters. So, I'm going to try to gain composure in this one. I've filmed this video way too many [ __ ] times. No, you didn't. That's an absolute lie. You're trying to put on a strong face because you're the alpha. But it's pretty clear the comments

and what People are saying got to you, got under your skin, and you're making this as a strong response to it where you're laughing in their face. But the laugh is so unbelievably forced and fake. It's very clear. This [ __ ] looks like a some kind of high school drama club audition laugh. But I kind of want to show you guys. I kind of want to show you the the elite level of hate that I'm that I'm dealing with. Oh, dude. Look, I am literally I was [ __ ] That's That's [ __ ]

That's [ __ ] real [ __ ] cry laughing. All right. He just has a full-blown Joker meltdown. This app deserves a new class of dating coach and I'm going to give it to him. Yeah, that's kind of just a whole video response where he's like, "I can't believe all this hate. You guys are giving me fame. you you playing right into the palm of my hands type [ __ ] But anyway, you get the idea. Just another Dog [ __ ] dating coach scam looking to capitalize off of people's insecurity and desperation to try

and find a partner. Uh just wanted to talk about it a little bit. That's it. See you. It's midafter afternoon and I was feeling a little sleepy, but I didn't want to take a nap. Naps are for boys. I'm a man with the height of a boy. So, what I wanted to do was find something to kind of keep me awake for a while. Put a little pep in my step. Something that needed to be Cut out for a big job cuz I was drowsy and I knew coffee wouldn't necessarily cut it, nor would meth.

I needed something stronger. And what's stronger than some pickup artist cringe. It's just nothing will immediately send you on like fight orflight response quicker than watching some embarrassing pickup artistry. It just opens up your cringe chakra points and just takes it all in and it's it's euphoric in a way. But today's a little different. We're not Just looking at like some normal garbage or anything. I saw Gunner had posted a video going over a pickup artist who made his wife react to him picking up other women. And it is a baffling video to have posted

or even like a crazy idea to have even had to take your significant other and make them watch you pick up other women. So Gunner TV's video is great. I highly recommend checking that out. I want to go over it, too, because it is so interesting and Weird. What up, guys? Welcome back to another video. Today, we're going to be doing a video that we've done twice now, but now we're going to do it for the first time when we're actually married. What are we doing? We are watching Steven's pickup videos and I am reacting

to them. Ma'am, just blink three times if you're being held against your will here. This sounds torturous. To have the person you're in love with show you content of them being romantic with Other women is so odd. Now, as Gunnar also speculated, they could be in an open relationship, which is fine, but I feel like even in a situation like that, you don't really want to see your partner being flirtatious with other women. I I I still feel like that'd be extremely uncomfortable. Just to give a little more context here, his name is Steven, and

he's a professional number gatherer of women. He makes Tik Tok videos about picking up girls, getting Them romantically interested, getting their number, [ __ ] like that. He's 31 years old and he mainly prowls around college campuses to find his prey to to get the numbers, which is kind of odd to be doing that at that age. But regardless, he actually finds a lot of success because he is a good-looking guy. You can't fight the facts. He is a handsome gentleman. So, even though he's using some super stinky lines, like actual PU hogwash lines, he

does get a Lot of women interested and they give him her their their number. Just want to let you know that you kind of did something to my eyes earlier because I just can't take them off you and I don't know, maybe it's the like bright yellow color or something or your beautiful smile. I don't know. Well, thank you. You're like really you're really complimenting her. She's getting a lot of compliments, you guys. I I don't know if this is like round one fight. Like Just conceptually, it sounds like a like a hostage situation. Like

Clockwork Orange, like peeling her eyes open like, "Babe, you have to see this. This this 19-year-old wanted my meat so bad." She was ravenous for my [ __ ] Like, the content is fire. No, no, no. Watch, watch, watch. What are you doing? Look, you're going to miss it. this is the first clip she is shown here and she already seems very uncomfortable pointing out like wow you're really Showering her in compliments like that's a lot and then he and his editor acknowledge it like uh-oh we're already popping off it's like yeah like why are

you showing her this like even if she's okay with this being your job it's still something I imagine she really wouldn't want to be watching at all honestly I feel like lately I've been not even like jealous just like more feeling more intensely when other people find Stephen attractive than I used to. Like I've Always obviously felt some sort of way, whatever. But like recently, it's just a little bit more than usual. I'm just falling more and more in love with you every day. Yeah, but she hasn't said anything. It's all been on me. You're

complimenting her. This is something Gunner mentioned in his video, and I can't help but point it out, too. As she's explaining her feelings on why she feels more intense recently, she says, "I'm falling more and more in love with You every day." to which Steven just totally disregards it. It doesn't even register with him. If this was Metal Gear Solid, he did not get the exclamation point over his head at all. Just completely goes right through his noodle. Doesn't process it. Like it's he just blows it off, you know? It's like, "Hey, what are you

talking about? Can you stop with that mushy gushy [ __ ] We're trying to watch me pick up babes. You're about to miss the best part. This Is where I get her number. About to watch Harry Potter, the boy who rized. Check this [ __ ] out." Taylor Stephen, nice to meet you. Look, I'm not going to lie to you. completely forgot what I was going to say. Uhhuh. But is it cool if I get your number? I am kind of not looking for honesty right now. Yeah. No, me neither. That was stupid. No, I

can [ __ ] give you my number. I just don't want to give you like false hopes. Hey, I appreciate the honesty. I [ __ ] with That hard. Well, here you are. All right. I love you. Or is that too much? Uh, a little bit. Little bit. All right. Well, I still love you. See you. Hi. There's something just very off-putting about watching this. It feels like I'm a fly on the wall in a household with two people that are working through something in real time. They just kind of sit in silence as that

video plays itself out. Like I could hear like a sad violin in my head here watching it Unfold. And then his wife gives kind of like a pity laugh during the uncomfortable silence. Now again, if she's totally fine with all of this, which I'm guessing she is, then all power to her and their relationship. But this video is still like a really kind of odd thing to put out there because like you're not really joking together about it. He looks like he's on edge. Like it looks like he's a little nervous about this and she

is very clearly Conflicted in a lot of the clips here that play. Question for you. Oh boy. You got a boyfriend? No. You need one who can do this? That is actually what I'm looking for exactly the requirements. Yeah. Nice. What's your name? Friendly. What's your name? You can call me yours. pretty good. Um, or Steven, that works, too. Let me uh grab those digies. Oh my god. Yeah, you came in at the perfect timing. I'm going to be honest with you. Steven, What's your name? Yeah. Scooter Steve, if you will. Scooter Steve. Let me

spin around you. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? Just looking for you. Just waiting out here for me. She's loving this. This is like literally the perfect scene. I love that comment from him. This is the perfect scene as like a tear slowly starts to go down his cheek. This is my magnumopus baby. She's not only loving this, it's perfect. It's better than our Wedding. When I watch him watch himself in these pickup videos, I can feel how proud he is of it. Like it's oozing through every porn in his body. Like the happiness he

got from this exchange. Like just the way this clip starts, he's like, "Oh boy, this scene." He leans back. It's like watching a proud father witness their son win a sports tournament. Like just look at him as the video plays out. He is just so focused on that that he's kind of ignoring his Wife who's trying to make light of this. She says like, "Oh, Scooter Steve, you know, haha, good one." To which he doesn't give any response at all. It just flew right by. He didn't he didn't acknowledge it. And then she tries again

like, "Man, she's really loving this." And then the best he could muster is this is literally like the perfect scene. Like he's not even really focusing on like the content or engaging with his wife over this over this stuff. He's just like really into re-watching these pickup videos. I just got nice. I'm just like trying to imagine meeting someone this way in real life and like I would probably react the same way. Like this is really entertaining and I can tell you're going to be a goofy guy. Like I would go for it if that's

how you, you know, came up to me. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Well, um I'll put SCSU next to my name. Perfect. Don't want to get confused with your other ladies. That's True. All right. I love you. Bye. Have a great day. You too. Again, his wife tries to make like a conversation there and he just doesn't say anything to it. He just wants to get right back to the video to relive the glory days. It feels like man's just like in the zone right now like in a flow state reliving these videos going over other lines

that he could have done making all these calculations on like what if I said this what about that and his wife Is trying to make a conversation. It just it feels like he's just wants to watch the videos in silence like what are you yapping about darling? Can't you see we're trying to watch this perfect scene? Can you stop all the jabber? I'm trying to watch this. But I mean, she she is making a good point. Like the way he approaches women, he does come across as like a confident, silly kind of guy. Like he's

not coming across like aggressively creepy or anything like Most pickup artists. And like I said, he is a good-looking guy. Dude looks like a [ __ ] firefighter. Like he does find a lot of success with this. Of course, he does get rejected and he posts some of those, too. But this video, I just don't understand the purpose because his wife does mention multiple times that maybe jealousy is not the right word. But it is an interesting feeling that she's not fully, you know, okay with. And when she does try and make like jokes or

Conversation out of it, he doesn't really respond to it. So like the video just feels like we're watching a montage of his best pickup moments with him and his wife just sitting there kind of uncomfortably around each other watching it. This clip, if you combine all the views it's gotten from like Instagram, YouTube, Tik Tok, etc., it's probably like 30 or 40 million. Really? Yeah. That's crazy. I saw you and you were so attractive that you looked like, you Know, you get that feeling when you go and you're like about to take the subway and

the train comes like right. This is in New York, by the way. Did you come down there? Context. You know that feeling? Gave me that feeling. I don't even I don't know what that means, but take it how you will. Well, thanks. Yeah. What's your name? Kylie. Kylie. Stephen. Well, I think I need your number. we can fall in love before you head back to Phoenix. And she lived in Phoenix. She's from Phoenix. How funny. Be that easy. The bit of context with it being in New York was crucial here. I feel like that was

kind of to cushion the blow with him saying we could fall in love and all that because again, this is your wife. This this is your partner. Even just hearing that to another woman is still not something you want to hear. Even knowing that it's just just all business, I guess. Yeah. Look at that. How funny. Where did she go? Hey, excuse Me. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. He's Is this when I was there with you? Yeah, I think so. Did you see this one? I don't think I saw this one, but this

is like I think this is what stemmed me starting to feel a little like not even jealous. I don't know what the word would be to describe it, but like I've never seen Stephen do these in person. Like, I've seen a couple videos and I'm just like whatever. But now that I've like seen it happen in front of me, it's A different feeling for sure. He's actually training and work. The way he reacted to his wife being like open and honest here is the same way I react to finding out I got an extra chicken

nugget in my McDonald's order. Hm. Interesting. Like it's almost like he doesn't believe her or that he thinks she's kind of wrong in feeling that way. Or maybe I'm reading too deep into it. I I don't really know. But it just seems kind of dismissive. Like she's being Open like, "Hey, look, I know you do this and I'm okay with that, but seeing it in person really was a different feeling. And it's led to me feeling a lot more intense about how other women view you and like you know you doing this kind of thing

and to hearing upon hearing that he just goes and then just plays the video again and he just he alerted right here if he could just take a Well, here's the thing. He's actually training to find The prettiest girl on the beach. Yeah. I need a number just just for scout. For scout. Yeah, I got you. Do that. What are you up to? Chilling. Um yeah, my cousins actually live around the corner. I'm visiting them. That was sick. That's your cousin. Sick. From where? I'm in Sacramento right now. I also don't know what that's from.

I also don't know why that made the final cut of the video. He looked like actually upset that she didn't get the reference and it just Made this already awkward video. Even weirder to watch. That moment should not have made it through the editing process. It should have been cut in my opinion because once that fell flat, he seemed a bit bothered by it and it seemed like the atmosphere got even more tense for two months. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just figuring it out. Cool. All right. Well, it's meant to be, I guess. All

right, I'll see you again, Stephen. This guy was just like, she Forgot your name. Ouch. Don't try to bring me down. So, I broke into I'm sure that was supposed to be a joke, but following the previous one falling flat. This was just a cascade effect of disaster cuz that also falls flat. And it sounds more hostile than he probably meant it to. Like his wife was just kidding like, "Ah, she forgot your name. I'm lucky." And he's like, "Don't you ever don't you ever suggest that again. She didn't she didn't forget my name." Work

in progress. I'm going to have to give you a violation, unfortunately. Okay. It's been called in. What's uh what's the first name? Jayen. Jaylen. Okay. She's like trying to figure out like what's actually happening. There are some girls like during this video who fully fully believe that I was like giving them a violation. Well, you see, I'm just giving out these tickets because you're just too damn sexy on this beach. And It's it's a big problem trying to clean the beach. An aggressive word. Is it? I don't know. I feel like it is. Just again

the way he responds to it when his wife's like sexy is, you know, kind of a lot there. He's like, hm. Is it? I don't know about that. Interesting. Sorry you feel that way. Wait till you see the director's cut where I also ask if she wants to be my new wife. So, I was supposed to be my girlfriend right there, but I haven't been able to get in Touch with her. Oh, yeah. Do you know? Have you seen this girl? Oh, what's up? Yeah, I've seen her. Oh, amazing. What's your name? What's your name?

What's up? Nice to meet you. So, I guess you're my girlfriend now. Yeah, sure. Hell yeah. Can I get your number? Yeah. She has pretty hair. I like the mustache. Thank you. I like the face. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Sound effects again. go down. To me, that's just another one of those situations where he's like, "Okay, this One was kind of a a lot to take in. I Let's try and ease a bit of the tension." Haha. Sound effects. Am I right? Goofy sound effects. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Is this a UVA or UVA?

What year are you? Wonder if I know her. Okay. Yeah. What about you? I'm a freshman. I would highly doubt it. It's been what? Nine years since you've been Don't age me like that. All right. I love you. Thank you. I'll see you. Thank you. Thank you. I love it. Do you? No. Yeah. I feel like you're your whole mindset has changed on these. I don't know. Lately, I've been feeling a little more like just like don't look at my man. I don't know why. All right, guys. Thanks for watching the video. I hope you

enjoyed it. If you did, make sure to smash the thumbs up. That whole ending sequence was kind of brutal. Like even the clip they show there where he's talking to the the girl on the college campus. She's a freshman And he says he's a senior even though he's 31 years old is already like a really weird thing to do. But the fact that he travels I guess across the country to go to college campuses to do this and talk to freshmen and get their numbers is very peculiar to me. But then when his wife is

talking like I might know her, he's like, "No, you definitely don't. Way too old. You're nine years out of college." which just kind of seems like I don't know if he meant it To be like a jab or something like no you're way too old you're ancient you're a fossil but that's kind of how it came across and it seems like she was at least somewhat caught off guard by that too like oh why are you saying that I don't know it just really feels like this whole video is kind of on edge I don't

really know what the point was behind it and she even says in her closing statements here before the video concludes that her mindset on it has Changed like which he also acknowledges is, but he's still going to keep doing it. Like maybe this is something they should work through and figure out, okay, where do we go from here? I have changed my mindset on it. Can we work through this? Or maybe we change the content or something so that way the marriage can be happier or stronger. I'm not a [ __ ] counselor, but just

this whole video raises so many questions to me as a spectator and a lot of other People as well in the comments like why? Like you are 31 years old. It is a weird thing to do. Just keep going to all of these colleges to hit on girls as young as a [ __ ] freshman to get their number for the sake of Tik Tok views. All while having a wife who is clearly conflicted on it. Even though she was okay with it more in the past, she's not really in that same headsp space when

it comes to this anymore. But you know what? I'm reading way too [ __ ] deep Into it. Baby, smash that [ __ ] like button if you want to see my wife react to me picking up more women next week, I guess. But yeah, anyway, I just had to show this. This was a really odd watch. That's about it. See you. Let's watch the Channel 5 new video, the pickup artist one. I haven't seen this one yet. And I love Andrew. The girl will probably be in front of you at a time when you

don't expect it. The [ __ ] blocker we got to watch out for is Ourselves. Ultimately, we think it's the girls. We think it's the one. We think it's us. We think it's that. It's one thing. It's what we think. Every hot girl that you see out, this guy looks like he'd be in Final Fantasy 14 as an NPC. Wearing diapers and at some point will be an elder woman. Our assignment is to shift our mindset. When? Right here, right now. Is this guy watching Channel 5? Channel 5. Channel 5. After an intense few weeks

On the road covering covering events like the White Lives Matter rally in Huntington Beach, Kobe Bryant was assassinated by the Quins. Shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] And a punk rock concert on the main streets of Los Angeles. [Applause] I needed a pickme up, so to speak. A pickup artist. He looks just like the guy from Blood on the Dance Floor. Make out in a human lifetime. Over 5,000 make outs. He's been the king of makeups. Hands down. Over 230 make outs. So many make outs. Okay, this is where the toss I

think starts. So, I'm just going to have to skip this. If you want to see makeouts, just go on the just chatting category and scroll down further like a normal person. This right here is where our journey begins. We're in the uh lobby of the Mirage. What's going on? Hanging out, enjoying paradise. Where are we? Thanks to the resubirage. And what's important of the Mirage? It's Very Mirageike. Thanks to the resubs. I don't really know. That's the the whole adventure of this whole thing, right? You skipped how much he charges for the program. How much

does he charge? Yeah. So, we're going to uh the suite that we have. And what kind of stuff is going on up in the suite? Can't really tell you. Uh yeah, you you'll see. I don't know. I like that this guy's got like lowlevel armor from an MMO on right now. It's pretty cool. How you doing? It's showing that he's still just learning. Let me take a peek at the the homework here. So, $900 for this elementary school homework assignment. Okay. So, engage Oh, wait. It starts up here. Jesus Christ. What do you feel? What

you want? Restricted request. Wait, which way do I start? Do I start with a restricted request like butt but butt stuff or where does it Go? It's down to top. Why? I see it's numbered that way, but why? Why start? This looks like it's supposed to be arrows going this way. Jesus Christ. I just No wonder this guy has so many [ __ ] make make out sessions. He's a genius. So, from the opening statement, it only takes me another two side quests in order to get to roleplay where we can like pretend to be

furry sailors or something and go wild in the bedroom. Vince has got it down to A science flow. First, we got to make comments. We don't do pickup lights. Wow. Wow. You could say your hair. You go. Wow. Interesting outfit. Ideally, we say cool. Interesting. [ __ ] I'm falling in love with him. He's too powerful. Run into each other again. It's working on me. Vince, stop. Maybe we'll run again. Look at a woman and go wonder what her insecurities are. Good question. They are pickup artists and these are their Stories. How's it going guys?

My name is Stanley. Thanks Cook and Conman. Hey Stan. I'm a singer. [Music] Jesus. Axel Rose. Woo. And some of the best pipes I've ever heard. Pure self-expression so I don't hold back and really acknowledge who I am at the core. My name is Akosi. Name aos ini. I also go by air. My initials. I am born May 28th. I'm a Gemini. Air. Air. That's pretty cool. number of make outs like ever or over the past like 24 hours. Uh I mean I haven't count counted them right. Well 24 hours then like I said like

yesterday like hundreds for sure. So what brought you out here? Vegas in the last 10 minutes. You mean what else? You know 100 me out in 10 minutes. Some of the guys though. Number of makeouts I've had is uh uh 1 2 3 4 5. Oh if you can count it on your fingers you f amount. Okay good. But I'm not Sure if I can count them on my hands. It would be over 30. Around 30. Not more than 40 I don't think. Yeah, Vince is the master. What can you tell us about Vince? Where

to start, right? Uh there's so many things uh everything from the look, the fashion, everything like that, but also like truly a mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar Mar mar marvelous like communicator not only with women on what the [ __ ] is this facial hair? What is this? It looks like he just shaved with a old electric razor with the lights off. It's just

like actual chocolate on his face. Like he had chocolate cheesecake the night before but refused to wipe. I man but I can see why women fall for this. Like that is [ __ ] He's cool. It's like a real anime character. Not only with women on the streets. Um but just overall haunting once and it was like one of the the few guys that picked up the phone like at 12 a.m. went through a what haunting? What happened? Ooh. Uh there was like weird spirit that latched on to my little sister, but it got pretty

intense. you know, [ __ ] moving around. I'm like, who the hell do I call? Each and every one of the students, we're here for like different Reasons. Throughout the years, some people say, "This guy is crazy. Oh, he's got nobody have lovely testicles, but you know, actually, I don't even know if they're that big. I don't think so. I don't think my balls are very big." It's an illusion. So, our first mission is to bring more ease, to be open, to be a person that Schroinger's ball size. I guess it's like your shirt and

her shirt. created hers. Yes, that's surreal. Wow. Oh, you couldn't have it Better planned. But it takes a special man to pay attention to those kinds of things. Oh, you're scaring them. Vince than most people. That's his idea of like a a start to a conversation on his flowchart. That was the engage. Hits him with like a Dr. Seuss. Your shirt and your shirt. What the [ __ ] How about that? Hey, so you want to bang? Well, I'm just about to catch up. We were just going across the street. I'm tempted to say we

stay in touch. Who's the Secretary out of the three of you? We're all married. H Well, I hope you guys have unlucky like a very strong marriage or is it like strong marriage? Well, here I am just exercising my ability to communicate. He's wearing armor. This guy is a warrior. Your husband's a [ __ ] Air has slayed dragons. Look at his paldrons. What you mean? It's your party. The party. Yeah. Right there. If you don't get much of a response right away, don't go into your Question. Maybe. He should have sang. He missed an

opportunity. It like to party. Yeah. Invite him to your party. Invite him. He won't roof you. He's not Bill Cosby. I struggle with like Have you ever been in a relationship? Millions. Frenulum. Yeah. Kind of in one right now. Yeah. With who? The uh It's my neighbor. What's wrong with that? dating for sure. Is it exclusive? Good. It's uh pretty exclusive. Does she know you're dating? Yeah, it's going good. This This seems very suspicious. You get involved in the artist threedimensional or uh I read the game, right? I was uh I remember seeing uh actually

the pickup artist on VH1 when I was in like seventh or eighth grade, I just thought like being like a seventh or eighth grade boy, right? Like who's like, "Oh, wow. Look at these guys." Like we watched this show by the way, The shower, right? I'm like super intellectual and all that stuff too. It's like I wanted to like see like what's this stuff about, you know? So, you're beingness, you know, that people are able to pick up on that. I mean, that's that's how we met uh earlier. She she came by. That's how we

met. It was just through this whole thing, right? So, weird zoom in from the camera guy, but okay. Wonder nice work, Eric. Check this out. When I was young, I was Actually like a super I was a little kid who would like go out in like the grocery store and I would just say hi to everyone, you know? I was like, "Oh my god, that's what happened so like early kindergarten where it was just like an event, an incident, like a private family incident happened where it was just like, don't do that anymore." Right? So

like part of this whole thing has really just been kind of reconnecting with that part of me. It's Like the X-Men origin story. Hello. Hello. How you doing? Huh? Why you standing around with a clan when you supposed to be [ __ ] around with the twin now? Huh? Hello did it again. Six black [ __ ] in the pins. She bunkked though. This [ __ ] ugly as [ __ ] Hey, are you What the [ __ ] is happening? The tendency is to Who was this? What are the Are they part of the

pickup club? There is no doubt these two are on the sex offenders registry. What? So, I'm assuming this was just random hecklers. How How unlucky for the pickup artist group. Oh, it's from the previous video. Yeah. Well, they just introduced the antagonist to the pickup anime club. One of the byproducts of studying this is I mean you do you do get laid. America is back open, baby. It's make out time. Yeah, let's Oh, who wouldn't want to make out with a drunk grandpa? [Music] Guys, quick question. Make outs. Too Early or we good? You, the

shy one, run with me. Ah, here, sir. To be a pickup artist means you got to pick yourself up and pick up the forbidden jutsu. Finally, I can learn how to do that. So, yeah. It's like paying $900 for a sexual harassment case. That sexual, bro. You threw that with a black woman, you going down. [Applause] I'm Stan. Stan the man. Stan your palm. Sure. Yeah. All right. Beneath the shadows in your eyes. Aren't you dating someone, Stan? That. Hold on one sec. No, it's a complicated poem. Very complicated. And what was my next move?

My next move is the moment. The next moment. The here. The now. Oh, that's profound. I got a little no right here. Oh, wait, wait, wait. [Music] No, she was immune to the game. She must Be one of those like uh dream raid bosses. Players do what they want, suckers do what they can. Aren't those guys awesome? Everything a woman ever wanted and they're everything the world needs. This is a demonstration of intelligence, wisdom, sophistication. So, how many [ __ ] you kissed? 5,000. [ __ ] We don't kiss every [ __ ] We nut

on their faces and break their curses. I understand what break their curses. What Are they? Voldemort with horcruxes in the ass. What does that mean? You know what can I say? But what are you talking about? Hey, it's twins for the [ __ ] win. And if ever a girl goes like, uh, is that your best? Is that your best answer to what you think is the best? They said break their curses. Watching channel five. That was a wild ride. Well, I think the boot camp went pretty well. I feel like I learned something just

by Andrew being There. So, it really seems as easy as Hey, is it too early to make out or like what's up with that? I mean, it works for this guy. 5,000 confirmed make outs. Probably only double digits in sexual harassment open cases. So, I mean, the ratio is pretty good, I'd say. And for only $900, it's a steal. That was pretty wild. That was good. You have been lied to. For your entire life, you've been fed a fib. You've been living in a dimension of dishonesty. And I'm here to be the schoolyard bully who

drags you back into reality, kicking, screaming, and coming. Pickup lines don't work. It's like the tooth fairy. They're not real. They're not effective. They're just weird. I know that's a tough pill to swallow, but I'm giving you the cold shower you need right now. Is confidence important? Absolutely. No one wants to date some sad sack of [ __ ] But it's not the only thing that matters. Which leads me to what I'd like To show you today on Tik Tok. A lot of people have conflated confidence with pickup lines. And there's one man in particular

I'd like to show you that I think is the perfect case study for why this is a bad thing. Pickup lines will never work for the majority of people in the world. Unless you are an actual chiseled Greek god, a pickup line is only going to serve to make you look creepy and dry up every vagina within a 5m radius. It's just a cringy gross Thing. Pickup lines only work in YouTube prank videos where it's all rehearsed and fake. But a lot of people don't seem to know that. So, a guy on TikTok has been

using pickup lines pretty much every day for the last month on strangers out in public hoping to get their numbers or go on dates. And he's been rejected at least like a hundred times now on camera. It feels like in only a month. So, he's setting a real world record here. Hey, excuse me. Hi. I Got you Pop-Tarts for looking so beautiful. Really? What's your name? I have a boyfriend. You do? Yeah. What's your name, though? Um, I don't Oh, okay. Well, I just wanted to say you're pretty. Okay. Thank you. You like my Pop-Tart

line though? Thank you. It was good. Huh? My Pop-Tart pickled line. Was it good? Sure. Yeah. I ate Pop-Tart. You don't eat Pop-Tarts? No, I don't. Okay. Have a good day. I wasn't even in the shopping center at this time, but I Honestly felt like I needed to shower just from even seeing the video. It just so uncomfortable. You could tell the girl really just was dreading every second of that interaction. and it only lasted about 35 seconds, but I bet it felt like an entire 24 hours worth of misery for her and for him,

too. Like, this is a guy that, you know, if nothing else can be said about him, he doesn't stay past the rejection. There's a lot of pickup artists that always say, "Don't take no for an answer." As if they're like some kind of business student at a shitty university who gets the worst advice ever. You know, if you get rejected, you just keep pushing and pushing and pushing until you end up on the sex offenders registry. At least this guy, every time he gets rejected, he just he throws his hands up. He's like, "Oh, okay.

Then I'm done here." Then he says, "Thanks for your time." And then wishes them a nice day. Honestly, he's just like kind of a trick-or-treater. Like, "Hey, thanks for uh you know, the candy. I'm going home now." So, that's great. And it shows me he has some level of self-awareness, but it's still some turbo creepy [ __ ] here cuz he walks up phone in hand recording them. And for some reason, he always has the light on his phone. It was mentioned in like four of his Tik Toks like, "Hey, are you recording? Why is

the light on?" And then he just denies it like, "Oh, No, I'm not recording. Just lying about But yeah, so he comes up recording them and then delivers some of the worst lines of all time. He calls this one the pop-tart pickup line, but it's not really like a a classic pickup line. This is rather unorthodox, I suppose. All he did is approach her with a box of Pop-Tarts and said, "I got you this for being hot." And then gets rejected. Excuse me. Sorry. This is awkward, but I just had to say, "You're very pretty."

Thank you. Yeah. All right. This was the rejection that started it all for this man. This was patient zero. The first time he went out in public and told a girl she was pretty. H came on pretty aggressive. She said thanks and then walked away. He walked away. You know, that's where that story ends. Not exactly a fairy tale ending. They didn't get married in the end or anything, but for some reason, this started it for him. This was enough to get him Interested in continuing to pursue this as his main source of content. Excuse

me. Sorry, this is awkward, but you're very pretty. Oh, thank you. What's your name? Oh, um, I'm Jasmine. Jasmine? I'm Nigel. Oh, Jasmine. Like the flower, huh? Yeah. Well, you do look like a flower. Oh, thank you. I'm just kidding. What What are you up to? My man panicked right there and hit her with the Just kidding. That was the real time equivalent of the classic, "Hey girl, You're super hot. I want to fuck." And then 5 minutes later with no response, "Lol, sorry. Just kidding. That was my friend. That was on my phone, not

me. I didn't type that. How are you?" Like you you can't you can't just throw that out there and then immediately backpedal like that. He just bailed instantly. Excuse me. Hey, I was just leaving the store. I had to tell you it looks so pretty. Thank you so much. What's your Name? Sher. What are you up to, Sheriff? Buying a charger. Oh, buying a charger. What' you do? Did you Did you break your charger or what? Losing them. You're losing them? Yeah. What store did you see me in? Are you recording right now? Oh, no.

I'm not recording. Is this a lie? It's Ray-B bands. He blinks when he sees cute killed girls. You're funny. I really thought my man was about to run out of this store Looney Tune style after getting caught red-handed Recording. That's usually what's the creepiest part about these kind of interactions is they film themselves like blatantly filming themselves recording the whole interaction. I don't know how they don't get called out more often for it, but it's super weird every time. Yeah, this was one of his more brave ones. Just right in the middle of the store

as she's trying to check out. You're pretty. Why are you buying a charger? No, I'm not recording. Yes, I Have an erection. So what? Excuse me. Hi. Um, I'm sorry. I just had to tell you. You look so pretty. Oh, what's your name? N. What are you up to, N? I like that. What is that? Uh, I don't know. What's it called? Trying to get you tattooed on my arm. I'm just playing. How's your day going? Good. Yeah. You don't get approached a lot. You look nervous. Am I making you nervous? No, I did. But

I just can't Walk. You got scared, huh? No. No. This one's pretty [ __ ] rough. I can only imagine how scary it would be to just have some random goofball sprinting up behind you and you can hear him coming too. He's really Fifi faux fumbing his way behind her shouting, "Excuse me, excuse me." And then you turn around and it's a guy recording and says, "You're pretty." That shit's just got to be painful. Like dipping your nut sack in like piping hot boiling water. like it Just can't be an enjoyable experience. And even he

recognizes that where he's like, "Oh, you you look nervous. Uh, you know, you were probably scared. Was did I make you scared? I'm sorry. You know, you were scared. Nervous." Like he can he can even rationalize somewhere deep inside of him like, "Yep, this was pretty psychopathic [ __ ] I I probably did scare her." Excuse me. Um, sorry. This is awkward, but I love your outfit. Oh, thank you. What's your name? I'm Actually in a hurry. Oh, you're in a hurry? Well, can I grab your number real fast? Do you think I do have

a boyfriend? You do? Oh, you wear pretty. Take it as a compliment. Okay. Yeah. This one was pretty cool because he performed it in front of an audience here. That guy in the back is very well aware of what's going on here. And he's got front row seats to the cringe Super Bowl happening in front of him. And you can see even he's cracking a smile from Time to time after how uncomfortable this whole interaction is. Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh my god, you're so pretty. Thank you. What's your name? Lauren. What are you up

to, Lauren? Nothing much. Yeah. What you looking for? Close. I'm looking for your number. I have a boyfriend. You do? All right then. Well, you're pretty. Okay. I swear to God, this guy has heard the word boyfriend more than he's ever heard his own name. Every time he walks up to a woman within Three or four sentences, he's able to get them to say, "I have a boyfriend." Or, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." Like, I don't know how many times you can take that. Just stop. Just [ __ ] stop. Stop using your pickup line.

Stop recording yourselves trying to like come on to women in a really creepy aggressive way. Just Just stop it. Excuse me. Hi. Hi. Do you know where the library is? Yeah. If you go all straight, you should see it. So, just continue straight across the Bridge. Oh my god. The way to your right. The way you like pointed, you're definitely my type. I just playing. What's your name? Join. Josyn, what are you up to, Joslyn? I'm actually really late to class. Oh, you are? What class you got? Um, nutrition. Nutrition. Oh, I love that class.

Okay, have a good day. Okay, thank you. Well, I mean, you know, he tried. There was an attempt there. You know, the the way you just pointed out the library Makes you the girl of my dreams. You're definitely my type. Regular old Kasanova. I I have no doubt. Shortly after filming, the girl ran back and jumped into his arms. Um, so where which way was the library? Sorry, I'm new here. The library? Yeah. Um, just walk straight like down. It's literally like just walk straight and then it's like that big building right there. Okay. You

go here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. What's your name? Mine. I'm probably going to Walk by the library right now. You want to walk me? Yeah. Yeah. You're attractive. Thank you. Unfortunately, in this one, he managed to run into an extremely nice person who was kind enough to invite him to follow her to the library cuz she thought he needed help getting there. And immediately upon receiving the invitation, he accepts it and gets super [ __ ] weird about it. This will probably be the last time she offers to Help a stranger find the library or

anything of that nature. It goes on and on and on for like 30, 40 more videos maybe. I don't know. So many. And he's still going to this day. I think his most recent one was only like four or five days old as of right now me making this video. So yeah, I just wanted to show this and let you know pickup lines very rarely work and going up to random women in public and being super creepy will never work. It's bad. That's about It. See you. It's sad that society has been brainwashed into thinking

that going to an Ivy League school is the ultimate goal for achievements. It'll set you up for success in life. When really, I think it's a bunch of hoie. Where you should be striving to attend is the prestigious institute known as RZ Academy. Excuse me. Have you seen my girlfriend? She looks like this. Oh, just kidding. What you just saw right there is a woman's heart melting As our headmaster at RZ Academy does some brilliant infield work. Enrollment at RZ Academy can help you find success like this. And who doesn't want that? So, I saw

Cody Co watch a couple of videos from this and I'd never heard of RZ Academy. Most of you know I'm a huge fan of absolutely awful pickup artistry as it's called. And this is among some of the worst I've seen. The entire Tik Tok account is just like this. This woman looks like she's fearing for her Life when the guy comes up to her. Almost every single video plays out like this. The women are either extremely uncomfortable or downright frightened. He's like a dementor. He comes up to them and just [ __ ] sucks the

soul out of them by trying these pickup lines. Excuse me. Are you a typewriter? Are you a typewriter? No. Cuz you're just my type. Excuse me. Are you a typewriter? No. Cuz you're just my type. You're funny. He's just this myasma of cringe. This plague of awkwardness that swoops in. His line doesn't even make any sense. Are you a typewriter because you're just my type? Like what in the hell? Like the word type is in the name, sure, but it has nothing to do with being a typewriter or anything to do with that at all.

That makes no sense. That's like me saying, "Hey lady, are you a keyboard? Cuz you're the key to my heart." Or or better yet, "Hey, excuse Me, ma'am. Are you a PlayStation? Cuz I want to take you down to the station and play." It's like, what the [ __ ] are you talking about? [Applause] Okay, I'm going to have to write you a ticket. I said you can look this good in the premises. What's your name? Christa. Do you think I can get your phone number? I have a girlfriend. I have a goldfish. Wee woo

wee woo. Watch out ladies. Riz patrols out and about and he Almost wrote her a ticket for being too good-looking. And then you know you know how that panned out. Not very well. Uh, also I have to love his comeback when she mentions that she has a girlfriend. His his checkmating move is I have a goldfish. Genius. Hey cutie. Sorry. Uh, I like your vibe. It's showing like adventurous. Do you know what this is? Uh, like a old telephone. Yeah. And the only the only thing it's like it's not working cuz I Don't have your

phone number. You think I can get your phone number? Oh. Oh my. There's a lot to break down here. So he he comes at her like it's an ambush. Like he's part of a sting operation. They're they're busting her. So like she doesn't even register that this was an attempt to like flirt immediately. So he walks up to her like a random encounter in an MMO. Says, "Hey cutie." And she's just like, "Oh, sorry." Thinking that She had gotten his way or something. So she tries to like dodge him, but then he like swoops back

around. He's like, "Wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no. I like your vibe." And his use of props is actually extremely commendable. So we saw him with the clipboard when he was uh RPing his RZ patrol. Now he's got like an old rotary phone out, which I I don't know who told him that this is a good idea to be like using props and [ __ ] turning into like a thespian troop With trying to get numbers. But what do I know? This guy's the goddamn headmaster of the RZ Academy. He is the one

who knocks. So, you know, he's got his old phone. He tells her, "Hey, look, it doesn't work cuz your phone number's not in it. It's going to magically fix it." And you can just see the discomfort wash over her entire being. I just don't even see what the endgame here is with this strategy. Like, what the [ __ ] do you expect to happen next? Like, oh, Okay. I really want to fix that old phone, so I'll give you my phone number so you can input it into the rotary device and we can get it

all squared away. It's like, what the like? You can't even play along with this. There is nothing you can do here except be uncomfortable. There is no winning move here. The only winning move is not to play. I think you're really cute and I like your vibe. It's showing like adventurous. Do you know what this is? It's like an old phone. The only thing it's like it's not working cuz it doesn't have my your phone number in it. Heavens to Betsy. Just put the rotary phone away. Stop using it. It's not working. It will never

work. Get rid of the rotary phone and get it out of your routine. Excuse me. Do you watch Stranger Things? Mhm. Um I was about to say it's like it's the strangest thing cuz I don't have your phone number. Do Do you know what Do you know what this is? Oh, well it's a It's like a old phone. Yeah, it's my phone. You think I get your phone number? Oh, I don't know. Why are you carrying that around? Is that Get rid of the rotary phone. I'm begging you. Take a sledgehammer to it. Vanquish it.

Don't do it again. And I am so tired of the lines he uses. It actually is making me upset from the outside looking in here. Do you watch Stranger Things Because the strangest thing I don't have your phone number? Stop it. [ __ ] stop it. These are stinkers. Like I could come up with these forever and none of them are good. Hey, excuse I almost choked on on that one. It's so bad. Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen James Bond's License to Kill? Yeah. Well, I've got a license to kill that [ __ ]

What's your number? Or, hey, you know, my favorite movie is The Mummy. Well, I want to put a baby in you and Make you the mommy. It's fine. Even just saying these makes me feel awful. The point is, these are It's a terrible format for your pickup lines here. Excuse me. Do you watch uh Stranger Things? Yes, I strangest thing that I don't have your phone number. Okay. Do you want it for real? Yeah. Okay. 5,000 nos, but it only takes one yes to Make it all worth it. But he's done it somehow. The Stranger

Things line gets him a number. Probably a fake number, but we'll take whatever small W's we can get out here. That's the Riz Academy difference. Um, you don't need Halloween. Uh, because you're a treat every day. A, thank you. Do you think I get your Instagram? Um, I don't have Instagram. Your phone number. Probably not. I'm sorry. Have a great day, though. That was just a a true combo of despair. an awful pickup line into just some brutally honest, "No, you can't have my number." Not even bothering to fade an excuse. Just no, probably can't

have my number. But have a good day. Excuse me. If I get bit by a spider, do I become No, I become Spider-Man. If you bite me, can I be your man? Um, that was a good line. stumbling, bumbling, and fumbling through your own Spider-Man pickup line Is is something special. Uh, hats off to her for being such a trooper, telling her telling him that it was a good line, cuz god damn it, it was a beautiful line. I like your backpack. Thank you. Do you like water? Nope. No, you don't like water. This is

the perfect finale here for the RZ Academy. He goes up to this girl, compliments her backpack as a way of like easing in there to his pickup line, which is, "Do you like water?" The Expected answer is yes. And then he's supposed to say, "That means you like 70% of me." He has a couple of Tik Toks where he used that line before to moderate success. I'll I'll say, but he he chose this girl here who was clearly not in the mood to play this game at all. So, she she immediately just shuts that [

__ ] down. Do you like water? Nope. And he and and the guy picks up on it. At least he didn't like keep pressing. So he's like, "Okay, I'll pack it up and Leave here." So at the very least, this guy doesn't like keep pushing. He just does his lime and then lets the cards fall where they may. So I mean, yeah, that's that's the RZ Academy for you, baby. I look forward to your enrollment. That's about it. See you. Over the years, I've made a lot of content making fun of pickup artists as well

as gurus who sell pickup artist books on, you know, how to get dates, how to be the most irresistible man on the planet, how To become an adonist with three simple steps. And the steps are usually like be more attractive, do five push-ups, and then buy my next book. Like basically the entire guru community boils down to getting a bunch of gullible people to start subscribing to a reoccurring service that offers the most basic information that you already have access to for free. And it's a very lucrative scam. And today I'd like to show you

a gentleman who calls himself an International playboy and one of the masters of seduction. So you know he's like a chess grandmaster but of [ __ ] He's just a truly a chosen Jedi here, honestly, when it comes to getting laid. And I I believe him. He's very suave. I imagine he has kissed every single girl on this planet over the age of 18. Your wife, she's probably made out with this guy. I'm just going to break it to you. I'm going to rip the band-aid off and let you know the truth. But not only

can He have sex with any woman that his eyes happen to glance upon, he is so nice and such a saint that he is giving us the secrets for a low price with the course that he's selling. And we even get a little sneak peek of some of the content that he's offering from his YouTube channel. And now I just want to be honest, he's of course not the biggest alpha male in the world, but it doesn't matter because from what I can tell, it's still extremely successful for him And he's made a good bit

of money off of it because that's just kind of the nature of the scam. You don't have to be super big or have a huge online presence to make a good living just selling these kind of courses that prey on desperate people. So, I just want to show you a little bit of this because it's pretty wacky. How to get five dates in one day. This picture makes him look like Tom Brady's failed clone. All right. How do I get five dates in one day? God damn It. Major dating apps, not just one or the

other. So I use Tinder cast a wide net. Ah when you miss say something it's annoying. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, and the fourth one which you probably haven't heard of. Facebook dating. Facebook dating. I don't know who here is using Facebook dating. I'm just going to say it. If you are so down bad you're going to Facebook dating, you need to take a hard look in the mirror and start re-evaluating some Choices. That sounds like a like a sting operation. How good the response rate on that app is and they're all because they're all bots cute

girls. So those are the four apps that it's all bots. And then on Tinder, Bumble and Hinge I bought boosts. So you can buy two booths on Tinder for like two on Bumble for like and I look at their profile quickly and if there's some interesting thing to comment on there was one girl who Mentioned attachment theory. I happen to have a degree in psychology. So I was able to make a comment about attachment theory and how that like she really got me going by. Let me take a peek here. All right. So this guy

he's got the galaxy brain to [ __ ] He's got a degree in wooing women. The second message is, "I think you might be exactly my type." And then they'll say, "What is your type?" or something along those lines. And then I have a third. I mean, they're Not NPCs. I don't think they're all my type. And then if she responds positively to that, I just go for the I've always been the dominant one. Cool. Love to be dominated. Yeah, he's in. That looked AI generated. What? He He almost looks like He almost looks self-shaded.

Also, what what service is this? An algorithm to grade you on smart, trustworthy, and attractive based On one picture. Interesting. Getting that's why I include on my online course, The Spark, a complete guide to getting high quality pictures on dating apps because most guys don't realize. Oh, I'm even at his size. So, he's not what you'd consider a tier one alpha guru. Even at his size, he is still pedalling paid services for [ __ ] that people just have access to for free. You need someone to say your pictures suck, post Them on Reddit or

Twitter instead of paying money for the [ __ ] books, courses, online guru content. It's always so wild. But I can't even be mad at this guy for it. It it is just a ripe landscape for scamming. It truly is. People just love to throw money at someone they perceive to be an expert on a problem that they're doing the bare minimum to solve in the first place, like not getting dates. Like, I guarantee this is all Very generic advice. It's not even bad advice to be fair, but I guarantee no one that's buying his

course is even going to bother implementing it. Like they throw money at the problem and think that's going to magically solve it with no effort on their own part. Or they'll try it once, it doesn't work, and they quit, but they still keep paying for the content. I just it's so it's so awful. On the apps, make sure to click the link Below. And I want to clarify that if I wanted to, I could have got a lot more than five dates. I only me probably about a third of my matches. So I could have

gotten I could have taken this even further. There would be no women left in Las Vegas if this guy didn't put that kind of stipulation on it. Like if he was just left to run wild, there would actually be no [ __ ] left for anyone. So, thank God he took it easy on the rest of us. Hour of effort, I was able To get five dates in one day. Mhm. And I bet those dates went amazing. Bro used a Pokemon incense. Yeah, his riz was off the charts. Again, we are just lucky he spared

the rest of us because anyone's girlfriend or wife that happens to live in Las Vegas with them. Hey, she's not yours anymore. Not when this guy's got access to a phone. So, is this course all about just getting a date from dating Apps? Oh, he also does like infield approaches at [ __ ] Target. Oh, no. Oh no. It's It's feeling a lot like 2015 again. You're going to get humiliated. But in this video, I'm going to show you that a normal looking guy with a very normal approach can have success. And that means you

He's not wrong. Yeah. Not, you know, no. Imagine this. If you're just not weird, you you'll probably have success at some Point with a woman. It's It's just Don't be weird. Lesson complete. I didn't even need to buy the course. I just want to see the approach. Oh, he's not even doing the approach. He's grading it. Well, how about this one? How to pick up any girl in 30 seconds plus infield. Infield is a pickup artist term. It means he's like out there, boots on the ground on the front line, absolutely slaying vagina. So, we

get to See the master at work, I suppose, leaving the Jedi temple. Any girl in give her some space and here's what you say. I hope this isn't too forward, but I had to say that you're very beautiful and there's something about you that really caught my attention. I'm I'm hoping there's some flexibility to that line because uh that line's just going to get you immediately laughed at. I I Just can't imagine a single human being receptive to that. That's just always going to be creepy. That's that Reddit nice guy energy which people are hardwired

like in their DNA to reject. So hopefully that's just like a like a template and you you can like kind of freestyle in there with normal conversational tactics. Can I just say you're really cute. Well, the top third of your face is really cute. Thank you. I can't make judgments On the rest. Got coffee or something? Maybe. Maybe. Well, let's try. Maybe we'll have a double date. Yeah, since they seem to get along as well. I know. All right. It was great to meet you. If she says, "I have a boyfriend. I'm not interested. Just

move on." The reality is they have boyfriends or they're a lesbian or whatever. It's not going to happen with every girl. But a lot of the time they'll either say, "Okay," or, "Oh, maybe." Or they're just not interested. Man, I always like that. Let me let me make sure I got that lesson. If they say no, they're either they either have a boyfriend or they're a lesbian. Women do have boyfriends or they're a lesbian or whatever. It's not going to happen with every girl, but a lot of Okay, those are like really the only two

things. They either already have a boyfriend who most likely bought this course and rised her up or they're Just straight up a lesbian. Well, the top third of your face is really cute. Thank you. Oh, is this his only example for this? I thought it was gonna be full infield work here. Say you're really beautiful and not Hi. I I just wanted to say you're you're very picking up a hot girl in three minutes. It's the same example. Has this only worked a single time for him? This is from two years ago. It's the same

clip that he just used 3 weeks Ago. I surely if this is the secret formula, the Krabby Patty secret formula to getting laid or at least guaranteeing a date, it would have worked more than once in two years. Why keep repeating the same clip? Guy didn't even finish the deal. He started walking away before getting her number to set up the date. Okay, I'm going to give him a very generous leap here and assume that he just cut that part out because you are right. He's like, "Yeah, well, let's Try. Let's uh let's go on

a double date sometime." And then they start separating. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. M maybe. I'm I'm assuming and this I understand it's a leap. They may have exchanged numbers prior. Have a double date. Yeah, since they seem to get along as well. I know. All right. It was great to meet you. If she says I have a boyfriend, I'm just going to assume they must have exchanged numbers as opposed to just instantly Separating like that. How many views did the video have? Uh, the original one was 350K. So, it looks like he's tried to be

like the alpha male coach for quite some time now. And I I'm going to tell you it's probably quite successful. Again, he's not like the biggest alpha male, like metric-wise, but the beauty of being a guru in this kind of space is you only need a couple of suckers that just keep Coming back over and over and over again. Here, like here, let me see how much this course costs. Give me a second. What's it called? The spark. Yeah. Top dating expert reveals how to covertly spark attraction with any woman instantly and subliminally. Includes hidden

camera footage of my method in action. Man, just reading this is rough. The nerdy virgin who became an international playboy. I used to be hopeless with with women, probably worse Than you ever were. I read over 270 books about what sparks that seemingly mythical emotion known as desire. And I even got a degree in psychology. Oh, here we go. Give me instant access to the spark right now for just $7. That is so much cheaper than most of the other ones. And you get some bonus [ __ ] as well. The DTF test, which is

a total value of $97 and you get it for free. The shockingly simple two-step system that will allow you to find out If a woman wants to hook up with you. I'm going to tell you if you need to buy a test to try and verify that, the answer is likely no. She doesn't want to. This one's called the Charisma Blueprint with a total value of $47 and you get it for free with the spark. The obsession formula DVD. Total value of $67 and you get it for Oh my god. Jesus. Here, I'll bring it

down. I was going to leave it up there, but I don't feel like reading through all of it. So, For $7 you get the spark and then the spark gives you like 15,000 bonus DLC's. Jesus Christ. Oh my god. The price will increase to $50 very soon. I don't know about that. It's been two years. I imagine it stayed at $7 the whole time. It's like watching an old As Seen on TV commercial. Total value of 655 today for just $7. Holy [ __ ] I'm losing money not buying it. I also would love to

know Where the valuations come from. I made it up. I'm going to buy a thousand courses for $7 and flip them when their value goes back up. That's genius. Beautiful idea. How to get laid at parties. The complete guide. Bro, this guy looks like he's getting laid all the time. I having his dick sucked right now under that Table. Women love skull rings. Look at that skull ring. If I find something to quote that with, they love that Hot Topic [ __ ] For those, how do you get invited to a party? Do you bring

the baseball bat with you like Negan from The Walking Dead? Party if you don't even get invited. How do you get invited to the party? First of all, you need I suck my fat brother's dick for an invite. Now, this can be happen in college. Real life guy because what people want around them is people who are going to give them good emotions who are possibly also going to like other people to the party. That's why I bring my Nintendo Switch to the party. Being good with girls invited to parties means if you're around then

girls are going to be feeling wet and that means that they have a chance of getting some second uh sloppy seconds. Well then, or you're just going to be going out and getting Girls. You guys taking notes and you're going to become I have another strategy to speedun. Sell them drugs. Having a good time. Hey, look. I'll give you a plug for some coke. If you just invite me to a party, man, I'm desperate. Natural principle of the universe. If you give I watched a YouTube video. It didn't help. Just I'll sell you drugs. Just

invite me to a party. You're at least socially. So, I show up with cool guy. We go to the party. Boom. I'm Already this social status. It'll put me ahead of everyone else. If it's guy, it's fine. In the group to you, usually you know your social status by the quality paying attention who maybe you can get. Also, you want to figure out who girlfriends and boyfriends with who, right? Um, but we don't care about boyfriends because we're cooler than them. They'll choose us out and figure out and you can at this point because people

know who I am as soon as I go Into the Hey, by the way, that's that person's girlfriend and that person girlfriend. Bro, I know you're going to [ __ ] every girl here, but uh they're they're actually over 18 this time. So, just uh letting you know. So, you best. I don't even know what point he's making right now. He doesn't even talk about getting a girl. So he just talks about sucking dudes [ __ ] that's going to raise your status. He's just like, "Look, you need to you need to suck this Man's

[ __ ] Get an invite to the party. Then you're going to go to the party. You're just going to suck the [ __ ] of the most popular man there, the king of the party. Make sure you stay invited to those parties or or the you know suck my wiener. I'm a little crazy, right? This if he is cool. He seems like he might be able to climb the ranks. And so I'm going to attach I can't grab the alpha yet, but I'm going to grab I'm going to speedun my way to the top.

Become the Alpha. That's what I'll do. Or I'll grab this guy for one night or a couple nights, but he's not throwrenched in the social circle that I have to worry about my reputation too much. I can just go and [ __ ] him. You don't want to be making out with her in front of her social circle, especially how do we even get to that point going into this advice you're in. You can get a high ranking social status member. If you're a random guy and you're jumping, you want to be Careful with having

anything. Well, hey, why don't we, you know, we'll grab an Uber together. You know, we can I can drop you off. Yeah, it's cool. Okay. Turns out it's my mom driving the Uber. Hey, and I take her to meet my parents. Why don't we hang out a bit? We can watch a movie or something. That would be cool. Get expressive person. And so I can tell, yeah, you got a baseball bat on the table, but there's downsides. That shows me that you're expressive. You love sports. So, you have to adapt it. Still can't believe that

this is like many years of golden nuances that people don't get. You and Chase laid it out. Good stuff. 10 replies. He's probably just 10 girls numbers down here. what all highlevel guys know. They really treat this like it's an MMO RPG. Like it, you know, max level level 60, you unlock infinite [ __ ] at parties. As long as you speck into social status, She doesn't have to worry about if she [ __ ] you, everyone's going to know about it because if she [ __ ] number four guy, then everyone's going to find

out because they're husband in the circle. How to control your girlfriend. What the [ __ ] The ethics of control. Five tips to help your girl enjoy better orgasms. How to eat [ __ ] like a pro. The art of cunnelingus. What height is considered short for a man. Anything under 5'6, Obviously. How to finger her and get her excited for chess. Sex. Sorry, I was reading a different one and then chess was on my mind. But same principle I imagine same concept out and have a better orgasm. Call her mother. I shouldn't have to

explain why this is necessary. Preempt it with some long thesis discussion about why a girl should come her brains out. But basically so she can come back for more. And if she enjoys it, you're going to Enjoy it more. And it's going to create this reciprocal relationship of you guys enjoying the hell out of sex. I'm allergic to so let's just get straight to the as you can provide. Keep her confused the extremities that you own. touch her with like when you're [ __ ] her and she's getting close to maybe a toothpick. You know,

she's starting to tighten up. Yeah. Really throw it for a whirl. A little bit louder. Her breath is to grab her ass and just keep like Grabbing it like this because I just want her to feel it sounds like a man who's never grabbed an ass your hands to speak for you like I want you. I want you. I want you. And when a girl feels lusted after, that's going to make her feel really sexy like a horn. And she's going to know, oh, he really wants me. He really wants me. And that's going to

make her come a lot harder. the next most important thing. Then I look at her butthole and I poke it like I'm pressing Buttons on a starship because a orgasm is a it's a song. And so by adding rhythm to it, you can get her into treat like Dance Dance Revolution uh state of consciousness where she getting closer and closer and closer. Slapping on her ass like you're going to like freak on a leash on the Beat Saber map. See and recognize when she's close to coming. One of my favorite things to do is you

get the tempo really really high. I tell her to stop. You stop and you [ __ ] Hold it. Yeah. And what I give her some bad my dick as far as possible in her [ __ ] and try to slam into her cervix and I'lloing and I'll lock into her and then I'll hold you just hold it and that's when you drop the last of those two spoilers to relaxation and then huge tightening up and just [ __ ] bursts into her orgasm and she locks up and then she goes you know and that's

to grunt. I don't know why more guys don't do this and I've heard lots of people Having sex living in a fraternity house don't grunt and nobody likes that never ever hear not once God frowns on grunting I don't know why who the [ __ ] is forgetting that this is animalistic primal [ __ ] this isn't who are you having sex with civilized people who's asking for grunting actsial and I've had every girl tell me they love that I grunt across the board makes them come hard and And they tell Me, "Holy [ __

] that was hot. You were like an animal. Just like half man, half bear." Yeah. Who doesn't want to get [ __ ] by a bear, right? That's the experience. Words to come. There you go, baby. Mhm. That's a good girl. Yeah. There you go. Mhm. Do it for Bobby. That's how you want to talk. This man's only watched porn voice. And as you're as you don't more and more trying to climb the ranks. Don't have to hurt your hand. They like that. Mhm. There you go, Baby. Come for Bobby. That's gonna [ __ ]

blow her brains out. She's gonna Who doesn't like to feel like they're being [ __ ] by their father, right? Oh yes, Bobby. It's [ __ ] amazing. Feel like a man. This guy's like a Pornhub comment. Come to life. I don't want boys. Five six. Good height. Good height. Short basically. So I'm like five, seven, 5'8. So he's something like isish. And then he was like, "Oh, I'm 28 and I've never Had Wait, did he just say he's 5'7?" He's telling me 758. So he's something like, "What is wrong?" And so this dude is

5'7 and he thinks that a 5'6" man is down to his lips. Hector, come on, man. Like, come on. You're You're better than this. You're the You're the grunting [ __ ] man, remember? Come on. You're better than this, man. You really think that this this is an inch? You think this is the difference between 5'7 and 5'6? Come on, Hector. Come on, man. You're short, too.