you love to booze don't you you love the drink I do you booze tell you snooze dude let me tell you something I will never quit drinking I will never quit drinking I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail seeing a sunset with a cocktail having friends walk into your house with a bottle of wine getting on a plane can I get you something double Jack on the Rocks lots of rocks I love the moment someone says
hey we should get a drink and you and you're not supposed to that feeling it's like a first kiss you don't get that first kiss with kisses when you're married you get to have those first drinks at a brunch someone goes should we do mimosas and then waiter goes actually we have bottomless mimosas and you're like this is gonna be the best day ever dude you just hype me the [ __ ] up you just hide me up bro that's like a locker room speech yeah