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I exceeded the bit The [ __ ] by two tiar oh I can give you your own personal bit badge all right surely my first run will be a PB right are you hyp for the new Mario party uh yeah oh [ __ ] when is that coming out man oh my [ __ ] god comes out in one month let's [ __ ] go okay three two one Bam okay I'm not splicing And So It Begins by the way for tier 3es I'm upload a emote for exclusively for you guys soon it's a Rolex

so you can Flex yep it's just going to be a [ __ ] gold watch got the [ __ ] Chatters houses on your wrists yo thanks Ash hope you are doing well poggers wait I'm hungry and sleepy should I just do one run and go to sleep Y no I told you it's supposed to be a criminally short stream yo thank you for the 500 bits did you smuggle any pizza from Italy L same Shir okay here's what I did in Italy that might get me cancelled y yaho I went to a Starbucks [Laughter]

coffee what do you mean well I I went to like this cute like Mom and Pop store first where like they were like you know living their dream selling coffee and I ordered a coffee and they gave me like a shot of espresso like I want a [ __ ] juicy large cup of [ __ ] coffee and apparently like in Italy you don't get coffee it's not a thing so I went to Starbucks they don't even have ice coffee in Italy did you also eat McDonald's I did I tried Italian McDonald's I actually did

man how do you know I went to a McDonald's and like like when I was [Music] like I was um getting a taxi that was like really long so I was like I told the taxi driver like hey can you stop at a local McDonald's I want to see like what's different about Italian McDonald's and So he was like why so we sto over at at McDonald's and I swear to [ __ ] God I went to McDonald's hoping to get like an Italian burger and the guy working there said we're out of burgers [Music]

y I was like bro that's your [ __ ] what what does that even mean like I thought it'd be like Italian seasoned Burger so I got like a nine piece chicken nugget so was pretty good Though here we go did you get to meet Mario in Italy Mario's not real [Music] he's not a real guy ironically if you ever go to Japan go to their McDonald's it's like fine dining apparently yeah in it in uh India McDonald's is good too that's what I was wondering like what's Italian McDonald's like do they serve pasta or

something but no it's just like bad here we go no I played so many games on my vacation but it was so annoying Cuz I started playing batro and then I had my Discord open at night and then people in Discord be like squeak is on vacation why is he loading batro I don't know how you guys have my steam activity on so I was like all right I'm just going to go invisible I got so good at bitro I beat it eight times on vacation and just never slept I got so [ __ ]

good in one hand chat I got 5.1 million Points 5.1 [ __ ] million [Music] Yan sounds like you're dog [ __ ] all right well I'm playing with no Gods I feel like when like you guys play a game you have [ __ ] on the other screen like you're like what's the infinite point card glitch so I can win like I don't play with gu like if I'm playing Skyward Sword and I'm stuck in a [ __ ] Temple I will quit the game yo strawy Hannah thank you for the prime appreciate [Music]

it let's [ __ ] go y thank you Tiffany beans new badge less than three wait I'm actually so good at Mario if I PV I quit here we miss oh and I started playing Hades here we on my flight [Music] Home Hades one I've never played it before it was so good it was so [ __ ] good I just played like uh two hours of it though I sat down and I was playing on my Mac my MacBook and the guy next to me was like talking to me okay the guy I sat

next to is like the most amazing guy I've ever met so I'm like sitting uh middle seat like 43 D or some [ __ ] and I sit down and this guy is like cuz I turn to him cuz I want to be friends with him And I'm like um hey where are you headed as a joke and he's he laughs and he's so nice and he's like oh I you know I spent a month doing charity work and uh I'm coming home to my kids and I'm so excited to see them it was like

so beautiful I started tearing up talking to him I was so touched by him it was a beautiful thing and he's like yeah I work really hard and it's just important to give and then he stands up In the middle of the flight to go to the bathroom he's like excuse me he stands up he turns his body around and he [ __ ] farts I swear to God as he walks away and instantly I hated him he literally got up turned his ass towards me and farted basically in my [ __ ] face I

was like [ __ ] this guy man power move I was like I don't give a [ __ ] what charity he did he's an [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I couldn't believe it he farted in my Face and it wasn't even like a clean fart it was like a fart that was a question mark like it like asked it was like questioning me like TSA I wanted to know [Music] more he's a [Music] chatter BR you weed skins wait weed skins ring him playing the game myself so much Easier than you

made it look thank you skins I'm sorry I didn't credit you in the beginning I forgot but uh you're back you're on the YouTube video now thank you so much it's a it's a good video I mean I'm going to be honest I didn't watch the full 10 hours but I'm like 2 and a half hours in I've been on vacation but people love it thank you red waffles thank you for the uh 5 months it was kind of the perfect Timeing here we go bro you lived it what are you saying I mean true

like would it be weird if I watch my own YouTube videos or I got to make sure like they're good I'm kind of like I'm kind of like the CEO of the company right so of the squeaks [Music] company it's just like quality like I got to make [Music] Sure now watch me [ __ ] P Dark World [Music] [Music] if you're the CEO of your own company so like a real CEO you don't do work well like twitch is CEO all I do is stream and collab I guess we have the same workload so

I guess every streamer is doing the same work as the [ __ ] twitch CEO you know what I mean your truly Princess Toad Peach will we do another Hitman stream with atrio um yeah twitch CEO working why is this a [ __ ] picture of Dan Clancy picking up fandy at a party man [Music] man y bro is enjoying his life all right last run I'm tired y y y y Y please thoughts on the new Mr Beast Logan Paul KSI Lun do I have thoughts on it [Music] no who cares is it bad

Yoo like what are your thoughts on it do you guys care or no yendle thank you for the 17 months hey cutie [Music] no here's my hot take I don't think selling non FDA approved drinks should Be allowed on Twitch that's my hot take there you go [Music] yo we bit Mario 64 speed Journey 10 hours I don't need 10 full hours I could do it right now in less than 50 hours or 50 minutes stupid God damn it I [ __ ] up why just twitch because you can't regulate like yo Tommy what's up

uh for 70 star English is faster but For every other major category Japanese is faster also I'm a [ __ ] Patriot like I'm sorry isn't there such a thing as like national pride I play the American version you're Indian bro I did have a TSA agent when I landed in America point me to the non US citizen line that's true during immigration he was like sir this is like the U visitors like no I'm uh I'm an [Music] American Trust Me trust me same [ __ ] happened to me yeah yeah they're dumb [

__ ] I hate TSA no except uh there's a there's some good ones but I've only had bad experiences here we go do you have a I have a bomb shirt um no but I had a shirt that I traveled with that was my Elder ring shirt that said single taken and then Maiden L that was checked isn't that funny like an Elden Ring reference just as like a funny what no it's funny it's funny dude dude here we go it's funny hey squee can you tell the difference between an American Indian versus an Indian

from India by the face uh um yeah man probably don't question mark dude the chatter is probably one of two types of people all right he's either a child or He's someone that was super interested in like the clip react segment for me to like talk [ __ ] about a streamer be nice it's an honest question what's wrong with that he's just he didn't mean any ill intention from it [Music] [Music] surely God I'm so [ __ ] good oh my oh my it's like I never left [Music] left here we go you just

ech myself guys I took a long break from streaming you guys have any like new like chat bits or something you want to run by me you got you you've had a long time to prepare besides come don't come this come that did you raw dog your plan dude they served food on the pl dude God damn it [Music] I made friends with the um stewardess like I was just like friendly And uh the stst came up to me and said hey do you want the first class me swear to God I was like oh

my God uh what is what's the meal just like we have a spare hot dog and I thought you said hot dog I was like oh my God I [ __ ] love hot dogs I would love I would love like a hot dog but it's hotu it's like an Italian Dish that's disgusting bro it was the nastiest [ __ ] I ever had dude what the [ __ ] is hot and why is it so Close to hot do it's like this [ __ ] fish on a plane with like mashed potatoes on top

it was the most disgusting thing to mey Chris then everyone cled that's a real [ __ ] story I swear to God I I ate hot here we go it's a delicacy I mean yeah I'm glad I tried it I didn't like it I think everyone should try every food [Music] Once that's my take speak have you ever eaten ass W I don't know and I don't plan on it just because I'm not I don't have health [Music] insurance maybe if I was like if I had really good coverage I [Music] would we go fake

Millennial you can't just say fake Millennial when I say I'm not eating ass Guys keep it classy here man what the [ __ ] God I'm so good what should I have for dinner Panda Express what else do I have hot takes about Italy I was really Charmed like stunned by the artwork [Music] like um did you know like there's this one art piece that took someone the artist uh like a year nonstop of making which everyone in my tour guide were Like ooh that but then I was thinking to myself like that's like a

fifth of my Counter-Strike hours like that's not that impressive like I have like 13 ,000 [ __ ] hours and I'm like uh dude but I guess in a way like me playing games is an art too like in a way you guys are watching like the C [Music] Chapel [Music] yaho Yahoo y we're not watching CS go yeah cuz valve took off csgo from even being [Music] played the only Chapel I know is Chapel rone I'm sorry you're saying this in response to the cine Chapel [Music] we like Michelangelo's [ __ ] crazy beautiful

Church it does not slay yeah it was kind of overrated yeah you're right yo modalities thank you for the sub nah you're kind of right man dude everyone was like stopped and looking up it was too much it was too [Music] crowded was the pasta overrated no [Music] the pasta in Italy is the best part the Pizza was all right but what was really underrated was the meat the meat was so good yo CSI thank you I heard this streamer was banned from twitchcon because his hair was scaring small children no I didn't go to

twitchcon I'll probably go next year [Music] maybe I mean you guys didn't go to Twitch con either I met you at twitchcon bro I'm Not at twitchcon why would we go cuz you guys can meet your uh favorite streamers and walk up to them and go oh my God hi and then I'll be like oh my God it's the sweetest person ever like I wonder what their chat name is and then I go home and I look up your chat messages and you're like the biggest piece of [ __ ] online where you're like hey

squeaks when is the [ __ ] collab happening hey [Music] squeaks here we go yo squeaks did you know uh Italy passed a law which effectively makes it a police state where demonstrations are ille dude I don't I'm playing can you like post that in Hanan stream maybe he'll get mad or [Music] something I don't know what you're I don't I'm playing Mario right now man I just all right here's what I will Say I am for protesting I mean unless you guys are protesting against me then I'm against it here we go [Music] obviously

down with small streamers don't protest small streamers why why are you guys against small streamers I love small streamers [Music] I'm a small streamer I'm a mom and pop Indie streamer remember local I'm a local uh [Music] streamer here we go name 10 no I can't not because I don't know him because I want to keep them small so they give me all their [ __ ] attention when I am in their chats it's like every like first 10 viewers has the same thing where it's like oh I love how they have to read every

single message it just [ __ ] Lingers but once you pass a certain threshold the streamer can get away with not reading a chat message so it's like [ __ ] that yo Ace Pace thank you hi what part of Indiana are you from I'm from India yo masy ARS thank you supporting local [Music] businesses I wish you still had to read all my messages yo duper Zac thank you for the prom On sometimes I'll read a message that's like really mean I used to have my um DMS open and some sometimes a person would

send me like a really mean DM okay so I didn't know this was like a thing and I know I'm not I'm not you know just being sarcastic but um when jinxy the jinxy [ __ ] happened at the stream rewards I got a bunch of uh comments on my Tik toks initially saying who are you and I didn't know that was like a Dis so I unironically was responding I was like hey I'm squeaks I speedrun Mario thanks for watching my uh Tik Tok why is that a dis like most people don't know who

I am I didn't realize that it was just like a mean you you want everyone to know you I don't know like why is who are you an insult thank you Jordy no hey I'm sque cuz I'm a Dei streamer I just like hey I'm I'm a Mario Speedrunner I earnestly was responding and then I was like oh [ __ ] jinxy doesn't embrace the Goon like you have oh I don't masterbate if that's what you're asking here we go I found you from Discord you guys know like if I'm dming you on Discord it's

not actually me it's a scam like I'm never asking you guys for your crypto Wallet unless you're like um like I'll only message you if like you have something to offer no that sounds wrong if if how do I say this like if you're like if you're like a mod or something or like you're working on uh emotes or whatever you joined Moon's Discord recently it's the first streamer Discord I've joined all discords are the [Music] same you're not in lwigs no I don't even know like I've realized would it be elitist chat if I

made a sub only Discord uh Channel like sub only that's where I'll talk all my [Music] [ __ ] I'm a Dom can I join sub only meaning subscriber only bit Zombies I remember I had one guy inord who like never watched my twitch and was just like who the [ __ ] is squeak like why are you guys watching him I was like bro how do you join my disc why are you talking to people who like I don't even mean it in a mean way but who is he how did he end up

here it's like he like joined a party and didn't know why he was there I like you opened the [ __ ] door GGA Chad like what does this guy do he like I'm a streamer man why are you in my [Music] Discord yeah thank you Kimbo thank you tiny Clementine for the sub welcome back poy it was thank you chip what' you guys uh do when I was gone what game is this yo by the way I might start streaming earlier cry cuz I heard Northern Lion's on a Break and moon MO is on

a break your DM thank you big Robbies everyone's at twitch [Music] con no not going to lie squeaks I forgot you existed oh that's all right man I kind of forgot actually I don't really recognize you as a chatter so I guess we both forgot of each other's existence but uh I'm glad you're here wait what is that mean to say I'm just Being honest I didn't mean it in a mean way he forgot about me I forgot that person existed too what the hell yo you remember me yeah I know all of like people

I know all of you what game is this Mario 64 here we [Music] go worst part of your trip Um worst part of Italy oh no oh no um did any Italians recognize you no not a single one no not a single time so not a single person did you fall into any tourist traps oh no but I had a taxi cab try to charge me50 for a 10-minute trip and I said no you're scamming me and walked away he said come on he went come on come on and then I walked down the Street

got another taxi and it was 15 hero I felt so [ __ ] cool dude favorite meal dude Italian food is kind of bad not bad it's just boring after like five like 10 days I was sick of the pasta and pizza I'm not going to lie I wanted some [ __ ] Sushi like it was it's the best past I've ever had in my life but like God damn I was so bored of it and I wanted iced Coffee you know like they don't have they don't believe in ice drinks like how I need

my coffee they don't have iced coffee man here we go weren't you the guy that ran into my grandma with your veser in Sicily that was your grandma bro she she was fun I think y thank you aong for the 200 VI I asked um a pasta place for alfredo cheese and he got really mad he was like alfredo What's Alfredo like went on this whole like he sound like Jerry Seinfeld good I don't know food should be accessible here we go I don't know I'm just trying to fit in and I say bonjourno to

everybody walk into a store bonjourno bonjourno buenos [Music] ciao that's pretty good and then I love I love going I felt so Tilda you know I don't know the the saying I just felt so like fansy you know am I on a good run how the [ __ ] am I on a good run I guess this run is going swimmingly thank you South London s Mario memes and coffee oh he were also good ham thank You for the one year goon um hey Ham can I I know you didn't expect this whole monologue can

you guys can you smile the right way I don't want like parentheses comma I want like or parenthesis colon I want colon parentheses there's certain Like rules where you can't just be breaking rules just like a right way of doing things dude like I don't know what you guys did when I was gone but it's time for some [ __ ] Law and Order okay I'm back there's going to be rules too many rules up carot uncore side carrot [Music] we really are the subs yeah you're a sub yo X thank you GL how many

of you live in Italy that's good did you meet any fans I don't know what you think like how many people you think like know me But very few I can't just go to Italy and people are like oh my God aren you the guy from the ly video oh my [ __ ] god [Music] from otk event I might [ __ ] that up I'll still get an early cycle cuz I'm [ __ ] [Music] [Music] lit please clap [Music] O damn it's like I was never gone we sque you should finish Wukong in

your own time Wukong is a middle [ __ ] of the lane game seven out of 10 I'm not finishing it i' rather play like any from soft dude [Applause] [ __ ] my uncle made Wukong well tell your uncle I don't like his game No wait I actually uh it's all right it's just not that it's just like the [ __ ] um the combat is bad or like I just can't get into it but I heard it gets better after chapter 3 and I ended on chapter [Music] three all right plus 34 can

I come back from this yes or no yaho I think I can no I think I can but you play a Star Wars game that's 2/3 bad yeah because I'm a [ __ ] Dumbass like if you put a lightsaber in a game I clap like I go woo like I see the force or like if I see like a [ __ ] Star Wars character doing anything I get so excited it's like a Mario game like if a Mario game gets a seven out of 10 from like IGN it's probably like a three out

of 10 game but it's like when Mario goes Wahoo I like it like I don't think Jedi survivors Combat is very good either but I like when the lightsabers go know the worst part about Jedi Survivor is the platforming why is there like three hour platforming sections in Cobo just cut that out of the game it's so [ __ ] boring you were ass at Jedi Survivor yeah because it ran at like 2 FPS on release date like I was playing it in slow Motion sounds like your PC is ass it's a star for are

those pretty much top of the line man it's the perfect computer to run Mario 64 here we go you guys have pre-built PCS or do you like make it yourself no I didn't I didn't make my own PC like you guys like got all the parts if like buy a processor graphics card make a Reddit account go on to [ __ ] iby Po's Website and go seriously you can save like $70 if you put it all together seriously here we go like what the [ __ ] are you doing buying this I customized mine

but I didn't build it here's what I did get [ __ ] mad I bought a pre-built computer back in the day without a graphics card and then bought my own graphics card tell me I'm not [ __ ] smart that's [Music] good rich guy here no no no no I bought a Nvidia 1070 here we no 660 Ti and I I used it for years I had a [ __ ] 660 for like N9 years no 10 [Music] years the PSU you get on pre-builts are pretty bad Yeah I broke my friend's computer by

plugging in my like emulator [ __ ] game boy in it the computer just [ __ ] Turned off and never turned on here we W speak did you meet any beautiful women in Italy there's beautiful people all over the place [Music] man like in the chat well I mean I don't know it doesn't matter like one in chat if you're beautiful I mean if you're watching this chances are like you're pretty like refined n of those [ __ ] snot noosed react [Music] viewers you know what I mean those [ __ ] we Jake

rat thanks for the 15 months hey squint Tilla where have you been all this time I had no one to sque my [ __ ] while you were gone my balls were so blue thank God for the I'm going to be honest I'm Miss streaming a little bit like a little bit I missed going live and I felt like I was so close to PB and I missed playing Games [ __ ] love games man what do people like I have like a normal here we go got a steam deck I don't play portable games

except on like a Macbook like I can't enjoy I I bought it on my Mac so I can come home and play on my PC like I never got into a switch game portable am I crazy maybe I'm just old yo thank you Jacko here we Go all right plus 24 this Run's actually not bad I hate Hades you do wait I was recommended to play haes by CL Clon by Clint he said I would like [Music] it here we go have you watched the new Survivor season no not yet but I heard there's a

gamer on it I hope he Wins any interest in UFO 50 I'm going to be honest I don't even know what that is is that a new game dude I've been completely out of it like I don't even know what's happening like I don't know the drama like I'm relying on you guys to keep me with it 50 NES style games wait that's a brilliant idea they should make those old ass Games and make them so in depth that's what I've always said like don't care about Graphics that's what it is oh my [ __

] God wait I'll for sure play that 50 games though are they are they any good like they're all pretty good most are fine they are wait [ __ ] that's cool I've never even heard of this oh wait what other new games have come out what Should I do I feel like I'm a new man [ __ ] new chat emotes new badges Final Fantasy 16 came out wait no it didn't I played it on Playstation I like the I like Final Fantasy because they have such beautiful hair oh it's a PC Port who

cares Zelda comes out next week yeah but does that look good [ __ ] um if I die here I reset oh [ __ ] the kind of guy to get a Pick of him holding up the leaning tower of Thea like it's the funniest thing in the world but then his girlfriend leaves him for an Italian man named Luca thanks wgb oh my God he is see I do have a girlfriend thanks for saying that I never I didn't even see the Leaning power of pizza all I saw was okay here's what I saw

rate my trip [Applause] I saw um sine Chapel I went through Florence I saw the David I saw um dude all these um Greek statues they're all uncut we like I was with my group of friends and they were like laugh at the statues because they're like oh my God the their penises are so small I didn't think they were small but I laughed around just to fit [Music] in they're like oh look hahaa like come on bro like their dicks are so [ __ ] small no they weren't what the [Music] hell hey squeaks

you look good did you get your dick wet today I took a [Music] shower so yeah I get my uh dick wet every [Music] morning cuz uh I'm in the shower with Your mom remember how I like have sex with your mom hey squeaks will you play that Souls game with called lies of sque lies of PE uh I want to play bloodborne first what games have you guys been playing if [Music] any here we go yo thank you so much re Gamers death stranding I heard their uh gima's making An ort for death [Music]

stranding it's called working for UPS here we go nah you know that's [ __ ] funny and you will laugh that's [ __ ] funny and you will [ __ ] laugh you hear me or I'm taking another vacation it's a good game it's a good game like Dune 2 is a good movie [Music] that's all I'm going to Say interpret that as you [Music] will negative aura foring about Dune to I'm busy doing two chicks at once said that [Music] Jes God damn that guy is [ __ ] cool Italy changed you yeah I'm

just like today this at night I woke up four times to pee is that something like jet lag re like Related and I'm so tired right now I could cry [Music] [Music] ooo here we go we play scary games for o October [Music] yeah I'll play scary games I heard they made a new fears to Fathom scoop toober yeah sure I'll play uh play some Games I'm saying we'll play some games like you're not going to be playing with me you're going to be watching typing where's his hair mega dance no matter what I'm playing

here we play poop killer I saw Moon Moon play poop killer I'm not playing that [ __ ] yo thanks Zin wait slur Timber is almost over a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] Next is hogtober wait this is a really good HMC your hair looks nice not going to lie could just that Italian Breeze flowing through my hair I'm having [ __ ] canoli I'm wearing a button down shirt with three buttons undone chest hair sticking out uhoh wrong [Music] camera don't get it did you go to Italy Alone I went with my [Music] friends

like I went with my friends who like I didn't really like I kind of went with like my I have two friend groups one of them is better than the others here we like I'm just like cool I'm like the coolest guy in my friend group so it's just like kind of boring like my friends like they wanted To like chill out like I want to go with an itinerary like don't you if you go to a museum don't you want to see all the art all the thing like isn't that nice like don't you

guys want to do stuff you're in Italy baby you're in Rome go to the Coliseum look [Music] around I just went to the wrong I missed you my goat I had to watch The Lord of the Rings trilogy you uploaded to pass The time hello the Elden ring video yeah that's how I know you guys are old because people actually [ __ ] watch that [ __ ] 10 hours man you guys are supposed to have Tik Tock brain you guys watched it that's good I like that I appreciate it oh thank you Spidey a

old old yo thank you poy Paar hey squina glad you're finally back yeah it's my last run by the way it was playing on the side for a week on repeat you guys should all do that no I'm just kidding I think that's illegal for me to say I don't want to get banned from YouTube I want to be such a successful YouTuber that one day I can sell you guys like leted drinks dude I want to sell you guys like oh dude I would [ __ ] love that [ __ ] Krypto oh Imagine

squeak ladies and gentlemen squ needs to tell us his favorite anime or there's a chance the United States might just so let's come together and keep our nation safe what's your favorite squs also shows which tentacles last year I was offered to be a sponsor for a company that sells pills like gaming like elevat your gaming to the next level supplements can you believe [Laughter] that like a pill a [ __ ] pill like why would I sell pills like I'm not good at games dear Mario he's come to the castle I a for you

sell ader Princess Toad St no you should got it through your doctor did they say neut tropic yeah it was like one of those like pills that you're supposed to take and um it's supposed to make you smart are people on the this is going to Be sound pretentious and mean but are people [ __ ] stupid do people buy that like apparently not to be political but Alex Jones like he makes tens of millions of dollars every year selling supplements that's crazy yes you should take advantage yeah but what if they like kill you

guys and you don't have Auto renew sub on that make me so [ __ ] [Music] sad thank you beckles for the prime I like your name wo okay last run by the way don't cry you watch the penguin yet squeaks I don't watch that [ __ ] I refuse to watch a TV show that I think should have been a movie I've had this experience way too many times where I'll watch Like a Star Wars show [Music] Movie you rev [Music] JF it's so good all right I'll watch it like did you guys see

the show Queen's Gambit did you guys like Queen's Gambit be honest [Music] it was so good for like three episodes and then the middle you're like all right man come on come on let's get [ __ ] to it that's how I feel like most shows are it's just too long I want To watch a good 2 and 1 half hour movie it is true thank you MC muscles is it because there's women in it yeah that's why yeah that's right it's because there's women yeah I'm a big [ __ ] you C me no

I'm for women everybody knows that here we go I love women so much I'm going to marry one one day [Music] you're going to end your bloodline and You know it I'm sorry I talked about the Penguin man it's probably really good I read an article in the newspaper that said it's like The Sopranos it just made me laugh I was like oh yeah the [ __ ] penguin is the new Sopranos give me a break I'm sure it's great but that's crazy to say that's like uh someone said um the new Joker movie is

like the movie Taxi it's the next Taxi movie it's like yeah it just copied here we Go Taxi Driver that's the one here's what I will say though here's my hot movie take for right been here while happy in life that the sequel to The Joker movie is a musical with Lady Gaga and not only that it's bad it makes me so [ __ ] happy for some reason that the directors made that decision to make a bad musical it's so good I'm going to watch that I would I love That I'm going to watch

it I'm going to watch it in theaters aren't all musicals bad no la la is good and also Sweeney [Music] Todd I love musicals Hamilton I didn't like Hamilton is too like meta it like is it's too like it's too like oh yeah I'm going to sing a song meta lay Miz is good Book of Mormon Is good [Music] here we go yeah like too self-aware that's what I'm trying to go for here we go wait you guys you guys are theater kids look at you look at this chat talking about [ __ ] musicals

the people are right about you man you guys are having a discussion about musicals look at you you're the type of guy that enjoy Silver Lining Playbook yeah I did what's the problem you're the type of guy to be too embarrassed you enjoyed Silver Linings Playbook it's so [ __ ] [Music] good it's so good in a nonay way what do you mean what do you mean yo for the 18 months it was nice to see you in it s I wish you hadn't hit me and thrown me in the Venice canals though you guys

think I'm some evil like [ __ ] conniving like I'm murdering people drowning Grandma pushing people down the [ __ ] steps to the cine chapel and in Vatican City like finding old people to like ruin their lives like I'm not doing I don't do that [ __ ] anymore yeah thank you rainbow 29 months with Pooky flirt I bet your body count is really high like how many people I've [Music] Killed did you steal anything in Italy I can't [Music] no no I didn't steal anything come [Music] on here we go okay okay how

do I say this without incriminating myself haha didn't steal anything wink wink okay if let's just say Hypothetically you eat at a restaurant and like you're drinking wine and it's like one of those systems where you have to walk up to the front with a receipt and you forget to walk up with the receipt and leave here we is that stealing is that [Music] stealing and then I leave the [Music] country I didn't flee the country oh like didn't like I was going to leave the country no matter [Music] what dud I went to this

this restaurant that was um it was right next to the Coliseum it was the most touristy restaurant ever the guy running it name was like wested and he was like a [ __ ] Surfer bro he's like yo bro would you like a Brushetta and I was like uh yeah sure did I get a brushetta and just I'm not even kidding you a wet tomato on like cold bread I swear this [ __ ] guy is like so American I missed a red coin last run last run last run dude I'm [ __ ] flirting

with the chat I'm not even paying [Music] attention did you get stopped at immigration no I didn't get stopped but I got told to go into the non- US citizen line by TSA agent and then the US [ __ ] line was so long it took me two and a half hours God damn it let just let everyone into the country you know who gives a [ __ ] I don't want to wait in a line not for any like political reason I'm just like come on just let me in let me in [Music] In

you fall in love while you're there I did you know Italy is like the most romantic country in the world I actually did fall in love did you just pick your nose yeah I pick my nose all the time on stream problem Oh I did have a lay over in uh France and that airport is terrible yo y I've never had an airport where you board a plane okay like you're in line in a terminal And when you're boarding you have to take a bus to the plane what the [ __ ] welcome home thank

you big mumbles a [ __ ] bus like in the terminal they're loading up one bus and going there driving back next group that's [ __ ] [Music] plan your airport better you shitty [ __ ] architect sorry to get heated your airport is not PL if you have to I'm Literally using all forms of transportation a car a [ __ ] bus and an airplane no it's terrible if you have to use a bus to get to your Airport terminal your airport sucks hot take you should have planned it way [Music] better 12 [Music]

seven here we go un hasn't beaten this game do you think I'm doing a let's Play like I'm beating the game right now [Music] [Music] also look some it looks like I have a hand disease yo thank you gar Funko six whole months [Music] flirt o we wen't you verified on Instagram why are you verified on in wait what's the point do you get [Music] Money do you guys use insta you're just verifying yourself a loser yes because I have friends yeah but like are you actually interested in like seeing their pictures every day here

we go not there's no one I know in my whole life where I want to see them every [ __ ] day Hey I'm um eating a sandwich what about your mom no I don't want to see my mom every Day like I want to see in person I want to I don't want to see their pictures why it's like how crazy would it be if you had like a photo album of your friend and you just had it at your house and every day just open up a page it's freaky what the [Music] [

__ ] that's what you're doing with stories that would be cool like Do Your Own [Music] Thing also like I probably live too a depressing of a life to post an Instagram story besides like an Italy trip like what would I even post hey guys hopefully I PB at Mario again here's my chair I'm going to sit in it hey guys woke up today it's 12:45 hello bro you posted a black screen on your insta story while you were in Italy yeah it was a picture of David the David's Ass and it didn't look so

was just a b black stream or black screen you go to Europe for 42 hours bro I was gone for 10 days no shot I was gone for 10 days man too long I'll be gone again in a week and a half or like two weeks yo than whips fish I'll be gone for like uh 4 days I like vacationing I'm going to uh Ireland why cuz I love traveling it'll be four Days how' you do that cuz I've never gone before and I'd love to go only gay people vacation as much as you I'm

not gay but interesting why not uh I don't know Tima thank you yeah I'm going with my cool friends so I'm going to wear like my did he go to baldon with moon no I didn't go to twitchcon frankly I'm surprised Moon went to twitchcon I didn't know he goes to twitchcon I've never been to [Music] twitchcon I thought the real twitch con was you have to play four minutes of ads on your stream for getting rid of pre-rolls yeah thank you der Fred you're going to love Ireland everyone is so happy and up for

the laugh I'm going to go to local pubs and get so drunk brother the year you said only Games this year and no traveling I just meant like I'm not going to be dude two years ago I was traveling every weekend to LA in Texas which was fun but oh my [ __ ] God was I tired man now I say no I'm too lazy and dude when you turn 30 every everybody gets married but you're just you guys are going to have a ton of weddings like What about your friends aren't your friends getting

married I'm getting married next year how many wedding been to this year six or seven I went to a wedding in Italy there's like someone who I wasn't really close with but we were in Italy at the same time I'm not even kidding you maybe I shouldn't say this on stream but I was like it' be too awkward because like I Had friends who were posting that they're in Italy my friend was having a destination wedding so I was like okay we'll go all right it'd be weird if we were there at the same time

I a for you your truly toad [ __ ] I have no friends uh one in chat if you're that guy's friends pokei was in Italy when you were dude Italy rules everything is so cheap too I used to think I would think that $1 in Italy In Euros was $1 in USD but it wasn't the case because I checked my credit card today and I spent way more money oh [ __ ] man [ __ ] dude things are so expensive God damn it you're a so that's why you went live it's not about

money did you tip 20% you don't tip in Italy right you're not supposed to tip like it's not a thing de no you don't don't low me I'm just Was there you don't tip in Italy why are you Leo me man no it's like insulting please don't lie because he went broke paying for my art yeah but I want more art I'm I'm willing to pay come on it's not mandatory like in the USA yeah I mean I was uh ordering on uh one of those apps and uh ordering food and it defaults to 5

the Pooky monster the way my hand is always in the poy jert like I Was ordering like sushi and I was giving them $3 bro I thought it was it was the default way too high it should be zero no I didn't in Italy I didn't have sushi in Italy I had boring [ __ ] pasta and pizza y thank you AO like I trade up like just stopped eating because I was so sick of pasta man wait I'm actually good we go to Japan instead okay see you in 14 days Do you have sweet

greens here dude uh do you guys know valky you guys know valky obviously big streamer she uh had this sweet greens order at my local sweet greens and I used to get sweet greens all the time like I love sweet greens so I would go up and say like excuse me could I get the valky sweet greens she had like this custom one that was so [ __ ] good it had like e it had so Much good [ __ ] in [Music] it why can't that be you I had oh like I don't think

I'd want that you did you guys like the current stream not on sweet cream come on I don't want to be on sweet cream also like I don't know if my face like on a sweet greens box would do really like would be interesting for people if you can make a salad what would it be Oh I actually think I have the best salad okay think about this chicken broccoli green beans cherry tomatoes here's where it gets crazy cuscus here we go balsamic vinegret toss the salad for you crutons [Music] corn I'm going crazy I'm

going crazy uh Mushrooms okay fine and weed is that what you guys want [ __ ] a bunch of cush and olives here we go spaghetti soup you lost me at broccoli yeah well I mean it's a salad it's not supposed to taste [Music] good like salad sucks but we eat it to live forever I think that's like the goal like I don't trust anyone in my Real life who says they don't like McDonald's because it's like literally it's biologically engineered to be addictive and good so like who the [ __ ] are you to

be like no my tummy doesn't like it bro [ __ ] your tummy an Oreo McFlurry with fries it's so good you just [ __ ] eat that [ __ ] and deal with the consequences some battles are worth Fighting [ __ ] your tummy bro I don't give a [ __ ] about oh it makes me feel bad after but the pure ecstasy of a MC double entering your mouth is it's it's divine it's simply divine [Music] it's like you don't hear a heroin user be like oh [ __ ] but I have a

meeting to go to later it's like what are you talking about it's so addicting and good it's a problem what are you saying to me yeah heroin is bad it's bad for my Skin like yeah [Music] anyway yeah there's no such thing as a functional heroin addict you know what I'm going to go so far as to say there's no such thing as a functional alcoholic either I don't think that's a real thing mean you seem to do fine bro after every stream I like to you know pour myself a Glass whiskey is that a

problem maybe I have some I bought some wine from Italy love the content keep up the good work yo thank you so much Ark Mage what kind oh I don't know red I don't know anything about wine oh keti you guys like Kean anyone know anything about wine you guys you guys aren't having wine are you don't tell me I've got a [ __ ] wine drinking Chat here we go you're the kind of guy to buy W based off of the artwork he likes best I'm you know what I'm kind of a [ __

] sucker I like art now I think it's cuz I think it makes me hotter I'm not not going to lie like I I was really moved by some of these art pieces like I had tears in my eyes some of these sculptures like I saw this sculpture of this um woman and I I kid you not I was like falling in love With her it was really like impressive to me no I wasn't horny like it was just like an amaz it's just an amazing thing I don't know it was really crazy to see

in person I love how you guys like hum me when I say I'm falling in love with a sculpture that's 3D you guys see a [ __ ] 2D wife food from cowboy beop and you're like oh my God if only she would give me a shred of her [Music] attention bro is Boing to the monaa [Music] here we go why do you turn into Shaggy for for that cuz I can only do like three voices one of them is Obama and the other one is like zoy scoobs please would you chop off a leg

for Velma like from Scooby-Doo I like daff be from Scooby-Doo Yahoo [Music] Vmma is like too much of like a [Music] redditor crazy [Music] take says you do I come off as like a redditor to you guys cuz let me tell you I completely am I like love reading the articles of news stories and then going to my normal friends and acting like I'm informed it's my dude it's my favorite like I'll never click on any [ __ ] Link I'll scroll through and be like don't you guys know what's happening right now in the

world golly it's crazy maybe I'll like read a comment but I'll never read a [ __ ] article you won't catch me dead here we [Music] go you got Starbucks in Italy you're stereotypical redditor no no no no no no no no no no a redditor would be like the guy who like does research who would Make fun of someone for going to Starbucks and talking about American culture and then link me a [ __ ] 10hour video essay on Spider-Man homecoming it's like bro the movie was 2 hours how's there 10 hours of content

what are you saying to me you Kawai Baka Jim bomson thank you bro you're the guy that watched movies to get to the yeah the Italian mood what's wrong with That I watched The Godfather and I watch this of Traveling Pants wo [Music] and I watched a Lizzy Maguire movie I wanted to go to all of the spots where that were in the Lizzy Maguire movie Pablo God what a [ __ ] the original Frozen is what I call it where they like bound together against Pablo literal chills or sorry sorry Paulo [Music] Pao smash

or pass pass they're they're young and I'm not interested thank you here's what I will say I am not a pedophile I'm probably the opposite of it like I hate children like I don't like children at all like they're the worst but it looks like according to Twitch and YouTube being a pedophile is extremely profitable that guy that guy is doing [ __ ] record numbers somehow you know what I mean holy [ __ ] what is the hardest part of learning Mario speed running just the tons of [ __ ] hot models that want

to contact you when you're learning 37 months of donating your maybe we try something New Yo thank you so much uh Christopher [Music] talking hey squeaks you give off a vibe that you can be left alone with a drunk woman and you would call their friends to make sure they got home yeah so like not a monster what's wrong with you yeah like someone who's not a [ __ ] monster oh thanks man a normal person are you going to be at twitchcon no Sorry dude you guys twitchcon is going on right now none of

you are at [Applause] [Music] twitchcon here we go you're there right now like on your [Music] phone hey s would you run into a burning building to save orphans go do you want the honest answer no and I don't think most of you guys Would either no not even a small chance no I don't think you [Music] would it's just like not that I'm an [ __ ] it's like I'm so non-confrontational like if someone raises their voice in public not even at me my heart starts beating like a million miles per hour like I'm

not evil like I don't hate orphans like I'm not like the Cantankerous Count Olaf I'm not you know adopting the bottle a [ __ ] you know the the bottle a children to ruin their lives like I'm just like a I just wouldn't do anything you just said you hate children yeah but I don't want to like murder them here we y thank you green bean yeah just because squeaks makes plenty of Orphans doesn't mean he hates them guys that's Saar oh thank you so much green bean Ain't No Way Ain't No Way ain't no

way [Music] if you going to murder someone what age would you prefer they be well I wouldn't murder anybody but it'd probably be someone around my age like if I had to but maybe I won't be able to like win a fight against like another 30-year-old so probably someone younger I could probably be able to like Easily fight la yo like a like a 13-year-old yo thank you noodle for you hyper pixie gaming thank you I'm glad you're back my husband has have to answer these question to keep me from being sad wait you just

you have such a good point actually older would be easier to kill cuz like you just un can't say that 95y old their grandkids need the inheritance yo thank you sorry I can't Answer these questions but like who like you guys are asking them so you want me to ignore you like isn't that bad like I'm a streamer I'm supposed to be answering your questions especially if you pay money like that'd be so [Music] rude easy here we go how many kids do you have I have [Music] two are we not your kids [Music] you

you're not my kids right dude it's so weird to ask that when you're like 33 like what's wrong with you you're like you have a [ __ ] you're sitting there with a collared shirt on typing are you my papa here we [Music] go all right here we go if I hit my pillarless [Music] did your hidden kid find your stream that would be horrible here we go no I don't have a hidden child right like none of you are secretly like my kid plotting your revenge well doesn't your mom watch your streams well no

one in my family watches my streams but the question I get asked the most is why do people watch you and then my uncle will get a laugh for being like Oh look it's our only Fans [Music] beta he gets a huge laugh he's like only fans only F he's doing only fans that's why what the [ __ ] [Music] I watch you because you're funny and sexy oh thanks yeah I guess that's true here we go ooh what's up Collins I watch you cuz you're cringe and Bal yeah I'm honored to be in the

bald or balding guy notation honestly it is weird ever since someone found out that most of the chats who watch like bald people just go through their bald like rotation every day here we go yo hanano live thank you hello hello true I only watch women and gay men but I'm not a woman nor am I gay Y I'm pretty sure dude it suck I'm telling you it suck so bad for me to find out I'm gay like when I'm in my 30s like my whole life I could have been like enjoying sex with guys

boo finder thanks for the prime happy 22 [Music] months my mom's friend found out he was gay during his great wedding how good did the best man look here we go oh [ __ ] he must have been hot as hell man [Music] hey squeaks do you think Fix You by Coldplay is a really cool song do you want to get drinks later I was sitting um okay Florence for some reason is like this super commercial beautiful place where they would have like this beautiful opera singer like singing like you know like Italian opera I'm

not going to do it but then he would stop and sing like Cold [Music] like he'd be like and then he'd be like okay and then he'd got a clap and then he'd be like when you try your best but you don't succeed is it cuz a it's like American tourism it was so strange to me someone just said squeeze how are you doing this so fast I love you I see you first time chatter and just know I appreciate your comment the secret sauce Is having a lonely childhood it's not fake real chatter scroll

up God [ __ ] me here we go that was still so good [Music] damn I foret what I did there was like a collab with a better streamer and then I got all these Chatters that when I was playing Mario saying holy [ __ ] you actually speedrun I was like go [ __ ] Yourself [ __ ] you man I'm a speed Runner jackass no you wait you is this all you do all right Talk Amongst yourselves please thank you mechanic Moon prove it's not a pre-recorded video [Music] un damn I'm good here

we go God I missed dude by the way chat looks so good with these emotes here's how it works sub emotes are like good guy powerups bit emotes are Enemies isn't that so cute shout out to [Music] Elana nah you ate with that what about neither that means you're a non-sub which is fine you don't have to sub I don't hate you do you mean it yeah I mean it the most annoying [ __ ] people are going to be like reverse psychology oh reverse psychology it's a classic marketing technique isn't it Than you future

blind happy 29 months just a question and it might just be me but why when I search SS on Google a photo of you being fired from your last job comes up dude it's not even me it's some random balding guy someone link that to me it's so annoying you Google squeeze just some [ __ ] random ass here we go you Sophie just some random bald gu he's probably like confused 18 million years oh my God thank you Bro wh come [Music] back no all right I'm going to be red don't worry you guys

trust me don't you like I I will turn this around Garen [ __ ] Deed and I'm not blushing it's the reflection of the game on my [Music] cheeks So what's going on in the chat we're missed the cycle we got some time all right too late don't actually tell me when are you going on The Talk Tua podcast I look how people on Twitter are like she's so not talented why did she start a podcast it's so insane it's like yeah welcome to every podcaster you will realize that none of them are qualified to

have a podcast [Music] thank you B Dog noes thank you for the Prime I hope she's like hugely [Music] successful w wwwwww you sub badges holy [ __ ] Bro actually started listening to un and is doing the bare minimum all right this run is good W motion plus 13 like I hope you guys realize a sub 27 Fire Seed is like genuinely a pretty good time you believe me don't you no I'm not [Music] coping I see red red equals bad messed up the double break no [ __ ] way you stupid spider this

is why you're a [ __ ] dropped enemy from this game useless worst enemy in Mario there's no way I just got sniped man like I'm some sort of [ __ ] [Music] Pizza that reminds me of my trip to Italy remember when I went to Italy oh yah Yahoo here we go do you still have your Farmer's can we yeah I'm like white enjoy some that clb Liam speculated that you might have gone to Italy for a hair plugs Italian hair Plugs probably never going to get a hair transplant a [ __ ] man

this wet dry world is more dry I just gave myself the ick when I said that I just gave myself the [ __ ] ick [Music] live why are you bald stress at work [Music] oo not bad here we go did you ever cash in the transplant the one that you bet on with LG nah I don't like I kind of here's you're going to type copium I like age like I like when people look old and balding is part of it like some people don't like age so they'll get work done to look young

I I like how I look when I'm [Music] older we go mils good you can't be old and not bald well you can you can also be old with wrinkles and no wrinkles you can be old With this and that yes squeak so true I say with botox in my forehead that's fine too though I'm Pro Bo talks I just wouldn't do it myself because you know how I am like needles I don't [ __ ] with [Music] that we go are you antix me what do you think you really think I'm Antix like me

someone who went to like a good college I went to UC Davis I went to [ __ ] you know I've read a book Red Rising ones or [Music] something Court of thorns anden roses is also another one God damn it how do I mess that up no I'm good y that smut dude not really it's just like fairies with up with Werewolves [Music] go okay I don't know where I can save 20 seconds but it is possible maybe not in this split but four splits from now I'm green like you guys say TTC that's

my biggest time [Music] sa here we [Music] Go all right watch this and try not to pog nah let's [ __ ] [Music] go the vacation buff maybe I just needed a break you son of a [ __ ] does Mario this is going to sound really mean does Mario have parents or no like who's Mario's parents canonically mamoto his parents are in the Movie yeah like that movie is there's no way that movie is Cannon do you understand like the implications cuz according to Mario Lord like from games Mario is not a human being

[Music] here we go no it's not because he's Italian I love Italians I love Italy I went to Italy gra uh it's because um he's uh he's um he's um uh it's because in new do City he had Real humans that he was interacting with and he didn't like look human compared to like real humans I don't know how to say this like without sounding racist I'm not racist but like the Mushroom Kingdom isn't anywhere on Earth okay check Twitter oh yeah all of the Mushroom Kingdom is so [ __ ] pissed like give me

a break like in New don city like there was men and women like walking around With suits on and Mario is this like [ __ ] weird ass looking he's not a mammal because he has no nipples he actually does have nipples in uh the promotional material for Sunshine they gave him nipples which later was changed yo thank you zils and thank you rackm appreciate it here we I wish you doubted yourself as a racist before I subscribe I'm not a racist I'm a ra I mean I only don't like like Mushroom Kingdom but that's

not they're not humans like they're not on Earth it up you can really notice the gains thank [Music] you dude dude dude no I love Italian I just went to Italia [Music] here we go what are your opinions on Princess Peach [Music] Um she deserves better and I could save her here we [Music] go Peach is a lesbian okay I don't think like canonically she's a lesbian but okay no you know what she's a you know what let's She's a Lesbian and I love that for her she is in my [Music] Head a lot of

my friends from high school became lesbians or like I guess were lesbians I don't think I had like anything to do with it I don't know what to say but she uh they were they they discovered there were lesbians post uh High School in college I think what about your exes only one of my exes is now married to another girl but it wasn't like I didn't like it Wasn't like because of me obviously like I'm a good I was good like as a boyfriend I think schlong Dickson thank you you made her realize [Music]

you've been a bad boyfriend to us yeah but I'm not your chat's boyfriend here we isn't that a little oh I don't know parasocial you turned me [Music] Lesbian you're the funniest guy on Twitch oh thanks why do you just play Mario because I want to cuz I like playing Mario don't be like one of those guys that's like oh you got to do you got to make it big bucko you got to do more reacts ah list a bucko you want to make a big on the website nextus 23 do my tummy wait I'm

Hungry your truly prin I'm hungry order sushi I ordered Sushi first thing when I land landed when I was at the [ __ ] airport and I ordered it while I was going through immigration for 2 hours it was hot by the time I got home and I ate it anyway problem I miss American [ __ ] food baby get me some [ __ ] American food it's Japanese but okay yah you know what I mean America is a Diverse place with a whole lots of foods you know they don't have sushi places in Italy

[Music] no name a better place than America there is none God gods and science bless each and every one of us here we [Music] go Italy has the best seafood ooh I did Get clams in my pasta okay if I make a single mistake the stream is over I got to eat man this is like kind of a bonus stream what game should I play tomorrow thank you Kyra Mira thank you [Music] Lumin astrobot I already beat it fields of Mysteria is that any [Music] good I have I usually avoid like cozy games cuz it

usually Just means boring like I feel like stardew Valley is like the best and now we're getting all these derivative games that are like not quite as good you illuminante well told his chat little your letter box said you watched The Godfather while you were in Italy Ain't No Way Ain't No Way ain't no way [Music] yeah satisfactory am I really going to stream Satisfactory W I don't really understand [Music] it I'm scared to learn a game like that on stream cuz you guys get so mean and I'm a big [Music] [ __ ] like

I played batro after like two like maybe like half an hour of playing on stream and people were so mad they're like dude you don't even understand Joker Synergy it's like yeah [ __ ] I'm new here we go I just downloaded the [ __ ] game I don't know thank you skiz for the [Music] prime you talk [ __ ] well of course I talk [ __ ] that's what I do I feel like batro and satisfactory have a different kind of viewer base though [Music] games no I didn't play aperture death Job on

stream just ban the toxic Chatters yeah but they're not toxic they're trying to help like I'm a toxic chatter then I get banned other people's chats for helping them out but for some reason I when I hear your guys's voice in my head it's like don't you know you Jokers are made to give you a multipliers you [ __ ] idiot that's how you guys sound you sound like cartoon rats in my head if you're back Seating don't you know you [ __ ] idiot that's how you talk to me [Music] haven't you read the

manual for this game [ __ ] you [Applause] [Music] pal oh fearce of fathom stop I sound like [Music] this why do we sound like Mafia goons cuz I watch The Godfather that's how I think about man was nice you to show up at movie night at Nims well I had to it my obligation to watch Interstellar with the chat room God the amount of Cinemas was so good I just came here to the stream why is he swearing I I could stop swearing but I just think saying like [ __ ] [ __ ]

ass like makes me sound cooler like if I'm like if pretend like like I'm like smoking a cigarette like a [ __ ] dark club and I'm like Hey what's up fuckos we need some clean positive entertainment yeah I don't do any of those three things sorry yo noer thank you for the tier one cigarettes haven't been cool since you were young buddy no they are cool listen I agree people shouldn't smoke cigarettes cuz they're bad for you but acknowledge they're cool obviously like what makes them cool Is they're dangerous like they're so cool and

good that it'll ruin you it's like when people say books are sexy it's like no they're not if books are sexy you wouldn't have to say books are sexy they're not sexy cuz you're just imagining a hot person reading you know how many [ __ ] ugly people are reading books do you read book squeaks yeah [Music] if you I Direction you can W you sorry Little bro no backseating in the Stream check out my perfect grammar b2w uh name five books Hunger Games one two three Ser un Fortune events one two next question please

[Music] what are they called The Bad Beginning and uh isn't the second one called like The Two Towers not the two towers like that the large towers the Twin Towers no not the Twin Towers what is the second series Unfortunate Events book called [Music] man it's called reptile room oh so Dark Tower the dark Towers yeah but no but seriously though guys uh just to go back 911 was definitely an unfortunate event like jokes aside [Music] [Music] yo it was a national tragedy dude for Real [Music] damn a good dark why are you smiling I

don't know I'm focusing on Mario the type of guy to see that kind of thing happen on TV and go welp it's going to be one of those days is here we go oh damn Pooky I can finally break this 11-day edging streak I had going on thanks for finally getting on stream and Getting this dude off so stupid how do you usually deal with green beans messages I have this thing in my brain we're like this is really I'm going to be really honest sometimes I'll hear it's like when you're reading a book and

you read for like 5 minutes and you don't register any of it like I'll have that with TT yes or like I understand the words but like it just Goes through my ears I'm like oh yeah Davis firing talk to her bald [Music] I hope you're happy hello Okie doie go eat dinner Pooky dear Mario he's come to the cast you're too focused on the Hawk 2 you know I realized that Hawk 2 spit on that thing what she's saying is she's calling the thing like a penis a thing he's saying Hawk two spit on

the penis but holy [ __ ] that's grass disgusting man that's what the that's what she's saying but she's saying the word thing I've never heard a penis referred to as a thing before the Tik [Music] Tok Yahoo ha a Thing I call it a member yeah that's what it says in those books wait why am I doing another run I have to go I'm too hungry and um thank you squeaks hater for the 200 bits Bible thump 100 Bible thump 100 squs I'm sorry my wife got you pregnant I can't believe she took your

virginity along with your hair give her [Music] back thank you squeaks hater