i'm looking for a man who listens any height any guy i'm really starts to get sick of girls on these app having such unrealistic expectation so if I say that my body count is about between 100 and 120 which it is good for you and if you and your friend need any design for stall or door even though home decoration out of curiosity what do you think I do for a living howdy homie it's Tony what kind of store logo would bring more customer to your store i am going to do a world record of a thousand men in 24 hours anyways we don't care but here's a cool thing you have to listen to me on this what's your type 6 foot money Mexican anyways here's how to tell yourself life is too short to be serious if you can't laugh to yourself let me do it for you take a look at this LED sign right here the design is very human man this guy's not only funny but he's good at marketing cuz he's got me wanting to buy a sign and I've never even thought about having one only guy funnier than this guy at the moment is the guy on TikTok and he's actually called the guy take a look at this man I can't stop thinking about what the doc said yeah the 6 month left to live thing yeah I just I don't know what to do well have you considered getting married will that make me live longer no but it'll make it the longest 6 months of your life i got bad news for you what now from now on I won't be doing any more dishes and why is that trump made it illegal for men to compete in women's sports hey how'd the casino trip go honey well let's just say you and the kids should start packing to move into a bigger place oh gosh really yep the place is called the streets all right how do you like your stay so far sir oh just like winning an argument with my wife hi man why are you always so calm because I never argue with stupid people i just cut it short and tell them they're right that's completely ridiculous you're right dad I think she's the one i'm going to marry her tell me you're sorry wait what what tell me you're sorry what no I didn't do anything i'm not saying sorry hey until you can say you're sorry for no reason at all you're not ready hey honey you've got your fast car this year for my birthday I want something that goes 0 to 200 in seconds also okay all right happy birthday really that one there was a violation bro that's There's no way that's a real thing bro we are slaving away over here oh my god away bro we're getting soft as people pointed out in the comments he's probably being forced to do that because of company policy but the build is still right about people getting soft [Music] earned our flag what did you do for your You should pay on the first date okay simple answer the person who asked the person on a date okay that's I think the go-to if ever in doubt that's the answer i do think like men should pay on the first date i think the woman has done enough you know she got ready she like fought through life she's sitting in front of you just like pay for the first date fought through life who is she rosa Parks and even if she has had a tough life does the donut just think that all men have had it easy there's so much talk about a woman's body her choice and like that my question is if we give a woman the right to opt out of motherhood should we also give a man the right to opt out of fatherhood and 18 years of child support i I agree do you don't agree no I don't know let's just say it's a one night stand just hypothetical and the mom comes back to the dad and like "Hey I'm pregnant. " Why can't he opt out if she was able to say "Hey I don't want this baby. " It's a d It's a double standard well he could obviously sign his rights away but he cannot physically make he can't but he can sign his rights away cuz he has to pay child support he is legally bound by child support that's just the way it is i know but do you think it's right but do you think it's right that a mom can say "I don't want this baby.
" But a dad never can i mean I just think that's just the way it is like but do you think it's right i Yes or no i don't I don't think it's right i think the whole systems We spend so much time talking about a woman's choice right but the man doesn't but my only point is what reproductive rights does a man have none fellas if you ever find yourself a woman like this one who's able to recognize double standards between men and women and also take accountability you found yourself a keeper or she's not a woman cuz most women are allergic to those two things for me a perfect date first thing I'mma do pardon my voice man first thing I'mma do I'mma take you shopping for something to wear i'm going to get your hair done get your nails done pick you up in my double R probably got a thousand roses in there in a Rolls-Royce uh after that I mean [ __ ] we going to just go with the day you know what I'm saying n for real so we going to just go with the day that's if we in the city if we not taking no trip like I said I'm pick you up double off roses all that the whole thing you done got your hair done nails done you dressed to impress whatever we both looking good we going to go out to eat fine dining um we might go to a club um and pop [ __ ] have fun and then after that you know we might just go get some massages or something like that i think that's a perfect day okay all right so based off of that we're going to have you pop two balloons come on back up here to the front with me i'll let you want to you know who balloons you going to pop already [Music] she smelled the [ __ ] from a mile away you can smell the [ __ ] through the screen this is the same guy that pretended to get off a helicopter zazi we heard you uh came to Phoenix in a helicopter let's take a look at that clip oh my god wow there go security oh my god wow wow not when you landed in 4K hey headphone just uh turn the desk [Music] this is crazy would you say you hate men i hate the patriarchy there's a lot of really good men jud answer the question do I hate men no that's a lie lies lies lies and everywhere is lies today Hollywood gives us male leads that are insecure weak or simply a joke why do young men love old movies more than modern ones it's because men in those movies had presence they weren't superheroes they weren't fools they weren't a bunch of weak some of y'all fail to understand is I will be any guy in sparring that does not have experience now I know this is controversial and there's a lot of discussion about this but if you're not a boxer you cannot outbox a boxer i don't care if you're over 6 foot if you're really strong i don't I have sparred every type of man i've sparred muscular men i've sparred fat men i've sparred super tall men short men don't care i've sparred everything and there has never been a scenario where a total beginner has beat me as far that's just not how it works i hope all boxers will back me up on this but you're not beating a boxer in any case and even if you are strong and a genetic freak I just have to like move around for like 30 seconds and you will gash yourself out and if you think I'm wrong I have tested and tried this i've been boxing for 8 years i know what the I'm talking about i have sparred every type of guy before and don't say that they were taking it easy because I've been boxing for eight years i know what taking it easy looks like i take it easy on them keep telling yourself that darling and see this the problem right here fam y'all y'all got some screws loose but y'all trying to put them back in with a hammer that don't make no sense you on the same bus that he on fam you freerange Flintstone and you trying to pass some judgment you rocking a Lambo Feties too man they obviously in need of a oil change cuz you sitting on the bus rosa Parks calm down the moment a man opens his mouth and he says "I'm not a trick and I'm not a s" is the moment I know I don't like that man anymore even if I like even if I thought I liked him a little bit and he starts saying "I'm not a trick i'm not a s. " I don't like you anymore cuz why can you learn cuz you realize he won't put up with your [ __ ] and you can't be manipulated so enjoy the weak men and the cats [Music] she needs to change the caption to the reality of losing your spark when you take your makeup off you can't tell women to lower their expectations but this is the reality when you ask a man if you could have a woman who had 80% of everything you wanted 75% say "Yeah I'm on board. " When you say to a woman "A man has 80% of what you want.
" 75% say "That's that's not enough. " But even look at the media what does the media tell a woman to do he's out but he didn't open your door he's not nice to his parent walk right out on that man like it's literally every piece of media is you don't need him you're a strong independent woman pull the rip cord you're out the basic kind of communication around this is you are a strong independent powerful woman that is wonderful and quite frankly you don't need the imperfect man they're just not connecting i read that on Tinder a man of average attractiveness has to swipe right 200 times to get one coffee and then four of those five coffees will ghost him they will decide they don't want to meet him or they won't show up that means a guy of average attractiveness has to swipe right a thousand times to get one coffee now what does that tell that guy women don't value me women make me feel rejected culture social media simps they've put average women on a pedestal and made them think they're a lot better than they are they think they all deserve the top 10% men so you get a load of the average men that are just left there thinking "I'm not good enough even for this thing [Music] if a girl says she wants to leave if she threatens you to leave then let her leave in the most peaceful way possible be as calm about it as you can even if you're upset even if you're pissed off just stay calm you never beg her to stay and don't fall for that [ __ ] when she starts saying "Oh you never cared you're not fighting for me now.
