Elden ring is somehow both one of the best games and one of the hardest games to ever come out so when they announced a DLC everybody thought the DLC would be just as hard as the original however they were wrong painfully painfully wrong because the DLC is not just as hard as the original it is way [ __ ] harder in fact it's so hard that there was outrage in the streets when it came out people were making Twitter threads Reddit threads YouTube essays on how the game was too hard it was so hard that
from software had to Nerf the game within the first week of release that's insane that's just how hard the game was and as somebody who has beat Elden ring in one sitting twice which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice I figured I would have to do the same for the Elden ring DLC but there's a catch you see the last two times I did it I used magic I used summons and in my second playthrough I used squeaks so I've never really done it the honest way and beating the game in
one sitting has become a bit of a trend kaat did it but he did it a bit differently than me you see he didn't use any magic he didn't use any summons he got no help from Friends he just raw dogged it until he beat the damn game and it took him so [ __ ] long but when he finally did it hundreds of thousands of people tuned in live so I decided [ __ ] it If I'm going to call myself a god gamer I should be able to beat the hardest games hardest DLC
in one sitting without using any help from friends no summons and no magic those are the rules that I followed everything else is fair game will I be able to beat it or will I crack under the pressure like some other streamers did so how long would it take me to beat one of the hardest games hardest DLC in one sitting without getting any help from friends without using us any summons to make the fights easier and without using any magic spoiler the answer is a really long time the final boss like almost made me
quit streaming forever I'm not even lying thank you for watching all right go enjoy all right I'm going start the timer good luck in the DLC L don't be ashamed of a death in the first 5 minutes timer is starting now you will not see a death until that timer Hits 10 minutes I guarantee it there will be no singled digit minute deaths I guarantee it right now are yall villains oh am I overpowered that felt a bit easy dude oh ow chill chill chill you need better armor I'm going to get it man the
pl how did somebody die here what the [ __ ] how you died to that guy dude that's embarrassing that's embarrassing oh message try fingers but hole okay just cuz they're face down ass up doesn't mean you got to put fingers didn't work okay you know what let's let's just we got to make our way oh my God no no 25 minutes not bad hey that's not I'm not even mad about that that's a lowkey impressive can can bro yeah dude I didn't get my runs back I I I actually think I'm going against Shaq
and Kobe okay all right you know what honestly they're like not even worth my [Music] time I'm not ready man I'm not ready for this I'm genuinely not ready for this there's no way they would give you a boss this early on right F skip ah have 10s I be my girl's ear like okay all right let's do this I honestly this guy looks ooh this guy looks easy I would guess 10 deaths Max what what what just give me a second to like chill [ __ ] [ __ ] okay whoa we're having fun
we're having fun we're having fun out here we're having fun out here um what's going on what's going on I'm 30 minutes in Miyazaki what is this ah what what you just get lightening all of a sudden you just get lightning oh wi time oh it's wi time what am I playing deep freeze arga what is this [ __ ] Kingdom Hearts character you're doing so you're doing so [Music] much sometimes sometimes he goes he goes you know swing all right but then randomly he just goes and then I die to that that's it that's
the whole move if you're if you're going to make Miyazaki if you're going to make a boss that can kill you with his ass at least make it look good at least give him a [ __ ] badona donk you know a real Yak I'm dying to like the flattest ass that can be animated okay I I I I I I didn't even see what happened then there's no way your ass does that much flat as [ __ ] no [ __ ] and your ass is doing that much nobody buys it I'm doing one
more attempt and then I'm going to go explore let's explore baby don't say sit in chat like you did anything right you you merely watched you know you're in the cck ch right now real [ __ ] like he is [ __ ] me but you're watching and I don't know what's more embarrassing you know run a hunt for a new item to take down the first boss I should make that no there's no way youd jump here time for jumping jumping [ __ ] it we could be heroes I can't believe it that is
the only time in the 100 plus hours I've played this game we jumping and a sign that tells you to jump doesn't just mean kill yourself you can actually jump leaping ly's rewarded I'm at Max Health you can't have more Health what [Laughter] no oh my God all I had to do is breathe all right [ __ ] that sucks okay I figured it out though what the hell he's doing tricks on it how come when you jump up the Triple the triple it's taking me a bit to acclimate to the DLC but we're going
to get there we're going to get there give me that give me that new [ __ ] Dragon Hunters great Katana oh oh are these dragons fighting each other all right all right who who you got your money on I'm taking all side bets I got Jagged Peak Drake one I'm not here yo hey Jagged Drake 2 is getting rocked this is this is over yep wait give me the runes give me the runes did I need to hit it once [ __ ] I should have hit it once oh that's a big tail GG
baby what a sight a warrior true if one there was thanks fellow Drake Warrior yeah that's me Drake Warrior yeah dear friend what's up baby grant me this one wish anything for you man take this finger my finger oh scale the jagged Peak face bail The Dread you do summon me summon my soul oh my limbs are limbs no more my heart is twice over filled with fear [ __ ] but a drake Warrior I remain dude oh this is so awkward my soul yet lies on the mountain yeah no I know oh man okay
oh [ __ ] how do I explain this so like it's a challenge run so like I'm not allowed to summon proud Drake Warrior don't beg oh God I beg of you I can't chat [ __ ] chat am I allowed to summon chat am I allowed to summon for bail we would have to make an exception yeah it's a it's a onetime thing it's a onetime thing this is my hall pass wait how do I summon homie wait where inside where no hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up I got to
S my friend hold up [ __ ] you fail get his ass I hereby V you will Ru this dayold a true great warrior and I Eon good speech but hit his ass more fear made black this I love this guy you might be fou Dragon but I will riddle with holes your W what a [ __ ] cutscene with a hail of Haroon bro you're going to die before getting a hit off come on baby you'll ruin the day Bale through it uh-oh okay all right okay the honest to God I wasted like six
potions trying to summon the guy I feel like I will do much better now Hur you B hereby bow you will RVE this day and I Eon Egon Egon we are not doing this every time Egon there's no Universe we are going to summon you in and you're going to give me a 10minute diet tride I need you to come in and I need you to fight hurt you B you're you're a you're a caricature Egon a little help Egon are you even in the battle did you die did he die hurt you bail I'm
so sick of this guy I promise you I'm so sick of this guy you will Ru this day this is so annoying dude this fight is this fight using summons using a bleed weapon what is exactly quote unquote hard mode about this it's a quest line the summon does nothing except give you a 14-minute speech Egon what are we doing right now Egon what are you swinging at e I'm so done with you you talk for an hour and a half to [ __ ] miss shots that's crazy I'm so done with this Egon guy
a mimic tier would do so much better I'm not doing that but [ __ ] I want to Fu he got how how how how is he hitting me and what are you swinging at what are you actually swinging at this is miserable this is a miserable fight bro [ __ ] I'm getting [ __ ] frustrated as [ __ ] right now every other boss every other Dragon boss you can Target his entire body for whatever [ __ ] reason for this boss you can only target his head which is annoying cuz his head
is above my height so the lock on is [ __ ] useless oh this is so trash it's so bad it's so bad I can't believe they have play testers [ __ ] I can't roll oh oh my God I dude oh God oh God the god they [ __ ] up they [ __ ] up this dragon's a pedophile this is by the way if you guys don't know Bale I see some people rooting for bail in chat I I know it's like a little joke you're like oh go bail I want my streamer
to lose Bale is a pedophile famously huge pedophile hereby God huge pedophile like insane amongst all the Drakes they talk about it how Bale's the most pedophilic of the mall and I think that's wrong so I don't like Bale same with Egon [Music] come on Bill a curse ye feel the dreat you shall har me no longer oh my gosh that dude that fight tested me I did not like that fight very much I don't know if you guys could tell like at certain points I was even getting like upset like seriously it was like
it actually really pissing me off it took 36 deaths that's not even that bad heart rate monitor so wrong I'm just com cool collected man I'm sorry we're not the same like I know your heart rate would be at 140 beats per minute all right cuz you think a girl might be under that lion costume but me relaxed wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow okay okay all right lowy I thought it might be the Run not thinking that anymore I can't see anything I don't know where I am yeah no that was tough
I feel like I was doing great and then that lightning section came and I was stuck in a corner look a lot of you guys are cute cuz you're like queso took this long uh Kai took this long germa took this long and it's like hey we're the doers you guys are the scorekeepers know your place right I don't mind who I lose to I don't mind who I beat but understand we are not the same you you're Watchers we're doers why don't you buff up I I did brother just just be patient you're upset
because I haven't beat it on a timeline that you want but you're not the person who matters I'm beating on a timeline I'm comfortable with I feel fine what's more frustrating the attempts is your is your thoughts that you share out loud can I beat it hey again again bro you are a [ __ ] score counter in the world we are doers me and Kai you're going to die a score counter if you keep it up like this two types of people people who keep track and people who do the things that they keep
track of oh get I can't I can't I can't I can't I'm going to I'm going to get I'm going to I'm going to get mega tilted if I do this fight I got to let him go I'm going to get insanely tilted if I die in the corner again I got a woo woo put a little lead in the back of my head you feel me H I got no stamina I done run out of dick come on oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah finally finally there you go look it's a
real heart rate monitor peaked at 88 that's how you know I'm going crazy I I think I think dude I think no break let's go next boss cuz like TimeWise that didn't take me that long like I died a few times but like ooh yeah yeah oh ew wait ew I guess I in my head it looked a lot cooler than that I feel like that looks kind of goofy it's like way bigger than I thought it'd be you know uh I can go fight um ranala Rana oh my Lord I was honest to God
trying to see if she had a phase two I think she does I just don't know if I got there oh there it is wait speak that's crazy what a flex that piece of [ __ ] oh I had 120,000 runes dude no I forgot damn your your hit so much harder damn damn bro no this is so annoying I just get damage taken cuz I need to pick up my runes dude that is such an unfair amount of damage you are dealing to me I dude I roll hold that what nah nah nah that
that's weak that's weak no my run [ __ ] I forgot about the [ __ ] runes dude so [ __ ] annoying [ __ ] can I go in [ __ ] can I go in again [ __ ] did I go [ __ ] can we stop missing that's a fourth fifth how many misses what what Wombo Combo bro give it up [ __ ] an annoying [ __ ] holy [ __ ] just just every every five just just I could do that too I I had infin Sim I would do that
too I just swing forever bro a lot of people talk [ __ ] behind your back sorry sorry they go they go hey twin sister Rana Rana first off uglier second off weaker no kids no crypto you do so bad on Tinder streets are saying you wear full armor even though you're a mage cuz you're ugly as [ __ ] you're such a [ __ ] no you play cringe you for sure play cringe Ral is better Ral is better Ral is better Ral is better Ral is better Ral is hotter Ral is hotter nobody
[ __ ] with you there's no favorite boss fight people don't even like the way you look people don't [ __ ] with you as much as the pedophile Bale and he's a pedophile I it is not hey you guys are saying I'm being mean look in the lore she has no significant other for a reason okay it is not an accident she doesn't even own it I'm not salty even a little bit I'm just calling it like I sees it she's beating you right now I mean Hitler's Army was beating most of Europe it's
not about how it starts how it's about How It Ends okay you know and yeah I'm comparing yeah yeah I don't think that is too far of a comparison to make stop swinging [ __ ] [ __ ] stop swinging [ __ ] that's annoying stop just stop dude she never stop swinging dude what have you done God what are you done I hate the 45 minute long cutscenes of you just swinging your [ __ ] sword Drizzy Drake in the bed swinging that [ __ ] around nobody wants to see it why are you
question marking me chat do you want to see Drake's penis is that what you are saying stagger [ __ ] give me that bleed damage please that's crazy God this boss makes me feel bad things about the world I want to chew up glass and spit it into a children's swimming pool drain it out no kids swam in the pool but it cost the city a lot of money to drain it I want to walk through a [ __ ] Walmart aisle just disorganized all the [ __ ] shells I want to book DMV appointments
every day for the next month don't show up to one of them [Music] oh my God I almost just threw my [ __ ] blast ball on a hole tell me I have two great katanas that are long as my [ __ ] [ __ ] and I can't hit anything because it's [Music] short stupid ass I'm out of [Music] stamina [ __ ] idiot dude I had no Mana I'm so stupid stop hitting me I'm sorry whenever I get mad it feels really good to just slap my microphone does my Ling wubbing miss his
Pooky Wy screeny pie oh honey don't worry the seamless Co she rarely shows up by the way and I don't even know who she is now give Nana a kiss don't even I don't even know Nana [Music] [Music] sit yeah let's go woo light work honestly no that was like so F I can't even like pop off on that because it was honestly like such a [ __ ] [ __ ] easy ass fight like honestly like zero zero struggle whatsoever like now we can go to the stone coffin fissure [Music] dude the magic sucks
Fire's good maybe just magic this they all that for 12200 ooh a Grace they're giving Graces out by the handful here stake of America that can't be a good sign jumping required aead then seek boss [Music] bravery she sees me [Applause] lag insane lag insane lag touche death number 200 that's not bad bro [ __ ] [ __ ] man [ __ ] [ __ ] that sucks this sucks this sucks a lot this guy's taking it out of me I'm going get let let me try this guy like two more times before bed bro
all right you know what I'm done on that one all all right I'm out I'm out for real here's my [Music] bed Chad what is up good morning I would love to start this morning beating what I think people are calling the most miserable Elden ring boss I actually don't think I can get a hit in unless he gets off his horse so I just I need I need him to get off his horse cuz I know this cycle bro I can't get a [ __ ] hit in all right get off your horse get
off your horse he come on we're doing this get off get off the Little Pony get off the pony now all right yeah sorry I forgot I can only get one hit him my bad my bad ah who I'm not liking this boss drive by one 2 3 4 5 6 that's that's some [ __ ] and I get hit [ __ ] two times for that that's dude they dropped a fat stink [ __ ] with this one oh my God come here with that two-piece double hand hu Tua on that thing quit one
handing me give me that two hand HW Tua there it is there's that HW Tua you know what I want get off that horse or give me that HW Tua all right he's getting big for us he's going to do the single flame you know what I need give me what I need no okay I can tell you exactly why I lost that run cuz I actually think I've come full circle this boss might might be one of the better bosses in the DLC because he only has like six moves and yeah you have to
wait a big ass long ass cut scene to get the kill but it will come one flask in a dream damn it bro get off the Steed sir sir dismount thankk you not left horse oh that hurts hurts you should have got greedy you guys you guys have to be the worst humans on Earth I know you guys are a collective which is why you're able to get away with [ __ ] like this but you will on one hand roast me for getting greedy and then say you should have gotten greedier bro the yell
is insane let's go sleeping is learning oh oh almost broke a 100 that's when you know I'm serious let's go man I feel [ __ ] good about that one I feel like that was [ __ ] excellent gameplay I learned the moves I then reacted to the moves I found my openings and I understood ultimately I can't change the way this character designed even if I disagree with the design elements I have to wait for him to jump off the horse and do a six roll Dodge sequence to get my two hits and even
if I'm going to get hit after doing the second hit but I want it to go faster I have no other option what's the other option complain you either [ __ ] quit or you win we win ooh that feels [ __ ] great wait I have to have some good reward in here right oh a beautiful woman that's reward plenty oh is that a [ __ ] flower embi nectar I'mma embibe the [ __ ] out of this I was drinking earlier now I'm eming [Music] what people say the first time hurts we probably
just got we got to do it again the first time is never [Music] good why did I think I lived why why did I think I lived you got to do it four more times I don't know if this is real or not but I'm going to do it I'm ining how about this time you do the imbibing I feel like it's always me imbibing oh no I'll do it again okay that's cool yep I'll just some Vibe okay this is fun for me too eventually you're going to run out of liquid you know what
I mean wait you were doing it with another guy a pumpkin head no less I thought I was the only guy you imbibed with [Music] no bro really lost his 280th death to a flower yeah oh [Music] what we got to do one more cuz maybe now we actually get to freak our [ __ ] now that we got that cut scene out the way you know what I mean wait don't make Mika a god mola is the problem I think Mika oh my God I don't want to leak but I feel like Micha might
be the final boss you must [Music] kill holy [ __ ] we just found the [ __ ] answer to the DLC everyone thought that the final boss was Mesmer but it's actually michola do I do one more for the road hey this honestly the others was for the plot this one's for [Music] me stop fent maxing in the caverns bro let me be me Chad has he done Mesmer never but I done like a bit of weed and like Molly stupid joke Mongrel intruder that t it seeth yeah th snake if I had to
guess it mother what thou truly lordship sanction in one so of life that mean you don't [ __ ] with me those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death in the Embrace of of mesma flame restricted the grace of gold shallow death in the Embrace of mesma flame use a water type bro it ain't Pokemon I would love to throw up Blastoise on this [ __ ] I would be insane I jumped over him he's [ __ ] 6'5 how did I do that I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead if you haven't
noticed there's a pattern to his attacks if you haven't noticed the world is stacked against you everything you are is based off your birth conditions which you had no control over you'll never break out of the cage that you're putting from the day you responded and you lost the game I thought that was a different attack damn you go all around your body gra yeah you a hot little tight body Mesmer you know what I've decided it is PB time dtive De Grace what did I say you tied PB didn't beat it you are probably
the person on this Earth who I'd like to hang out with the least no ST of gold you need to dodge you need to get more [ __ ] all right Abdul did you hear me Abdul sted the grace of gold shall all meet death all right not bad I'll still thinking about how Abdul's got zero [ __ ] our Lord devoid of light I got some light in me no mother forgive me why what are you going to do what are you doing no ew e don't take out your eyeball I feel like you're
going to take out your eyeball oh oh the sharing gun what are you going to do with that give it to me oh I feel like it's going to be a big ass snake tarnished soon what you sh thou be taken in the jaws of the Abyssal serpent Sha of light ew oh lightess creature brace dang wait I was closest [ __ ] to beating him oh lightess creature Embrace Stein Oblivion how shall I dude phase 2's start is not fun bro look I can beat this guy but I'm kind of in my head about
it right now so let's go on a side quest cuz like what I've been doing is less I'm trying to do less smash my head into a boss until I beat it and more hey if I'm struggling let's go on on a journey you know so much to do in this life man let's [ __ ] let's [ __ ] let's breathe air let's [ __ ] see friends man you're getting a fire talsman if I fu find one on the way then I'll [ __ ] use it but like it's not like I'm going
out of my way to find one I'm just traveling you guys are really trying to fight the dragon I mean to be honest if they take down a good amount of his health I might jump in they're getting their ass beat okay really really really you don't see bigger problems on the horizon really my bad my bad my Miss input chill they're still going for me this is insane I'm out I'm out [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] F [ __ ] a I did so much work without you guys [
__ ] you I I'm going to kill your entire fing people every Black Knight Will I regret that sentence instantly I would like to retract it I was upset that the knights and they're part of a group I'm just going to skip that part you know what I mean you know what I mean don't do this to me I've been Live 24 hours I slept 5 hours don't do this to me oh don't bring up the Kendrick showell don't do they're [ __ ] Knights In Black armor I'm not even I'm not even looking at
you guys hey good luck hey honestly you look great out there I hope it works out for you guys [Music] B that's a [ __ ] phase one man all right okay we're going to heal and we are going to run [Music] [Music] he [Music] [Music] oh lightess creature Embrace thine Oblivion as shall I [Music] dude I choked so hard I choked so hard he Dodge rolled I oh my God I had to hit and he Dodge rolled I had it I choked so hard no that was so sad my heart rate hit 130 my
heart rate hit 13 I literally during the fight I felt my heart beating I looked at the heart rate and I got more nervous looking at my heart rate I choked so so hard [ __ ] oh okay all right all right hey what does that mean though I have the ability to do it that's crazy that's so crazy I all I needed to do is Dodge that bro I I can't I can't right now I can't do this I can't do this all I had to do is roll on the explosion then he get
a free hit when he's in the snake bro it's crazy to see my best attempt and then look at the health bar it hurts that hurts oh lightess cre dude I just read Kai's chat and I just read my chat someone in chat Kai's chat goes this uh this neighbor is insane and then someone in my chat goes uh wow this guy's crazy hey birds of a feather strength of the grace of gold oh likess creature Embrace thy abil and how shot I I mean this is fine man I feel like I'm kind of Crush
in Phase One like this is more of a Time issue than anything but I feel very confident now I don't think my heart will crack a 100 that we're going to beat this oh likess creature Embrace thine Oblivion how sh I dude the Fireball from downtown I saw that I was like I'm out of stamina the of Shadow death the first run after a good run is always a bad run wait mother come sometimes you got a greed C cool collected don't even touch a 100 I don't even touch a 100 athletes heart rate bring
it back down now bring it back down look at that look at that I'm [ __ ] I'm I'm rock steady baby we're beating this game today [ __ ] yeah dude how many runes you give me oo 400k you finally learned how to dodge yeah where the [ __ ] is Abdul at cuz I I have to go get the item to do it what the [ __ ] [ __ ] no way I got run and done up by [ __ ] dumb and dumber there's no way [ __ ] asmin gold and
Zach RAR just beat my ass that's embarrassing you look like my mother wearing that red SI I miss my mom she was a good woman just had too much sauce she's still alive though but just less cool than before kind of like you TBH love you white boy keep [ __ ] walking on his bosses I'm not [ __ ] Walk I'm not [ __ ] walking just want to clarify that's saw what I'm doing I'm just be Jesus Christ thanks it's not a Sorry by the way it's just a it's like the thing that
mess her wear it's a Shaw perhaps and this is the day you almost caught dubbing the Elden Lord all right a scatter tree perhaps nice okay we Cann now get Oh I thought he left I thought I touched the grace and he's like Oh no you're chill actually that's right that's where you're allowed to be summoned to challenge needle dick Lita and her allies and her and I'm good I don't want to don't you dare approach Micha the kind needle Knight letter dry Leaf D and our Ally will never allow this who's your ally horn
sent really that this is your guy it is just as the woman said it would be your lord is slain you are okay I woo I got to kill him quick I didn't think they were going to give me a 2v one the one said it would be lord of the earth tree Lord of America you two deserve to face the Reckoning what did I even die to I got one shot by nothing a you're losing a 1 V one don't I just I hate the [ __ ] opening 40c [ __ ] monologue I
hate needle KN needle dick Lita loser Lita loser Lita that's what we call her that's insane that's [ __ ] insane l you [ __ ] [Music] sorry why is there no Friendly Fire they put [ __ ] team attack off cringe [ __ ] bro bro ah this is not fun don't you dare the fight is the fight shut the [ __ ] up I'm I'm going to turn off dialogue after this I'm going to turn it off I don't want to listen to you I this is actually the worst no offense to the
voice actor I I I wish the voice actor nothing but the best but you're given a chat GPT script you're going toing struggle you know said it would be I just got so lone I wasn't lying though I I'm actually turning off the [ __ ] dialogue I don't want to listen to it anymore all the way down zero lock in lock in if you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you if you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you
get it twisted you are a pawn in a universe chess match you mean nothing to God if they even exist you're a rounding error you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet They Don't Care About You in the slightest get it twisted everybody gets what they deserve in this life your network your business your credentials [ __ ] lock in lock in get it twisted your actions impact nothing your fate is predetermined the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it you can do anything you set your mind to the
world is a playground designed for you and only you to achieve your highest level Ambitions if you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing will stop you if you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you get it twisted you are a pawn in a universe chess match you mean nothing to God if they even exist you're a rounding error you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you get it twisted you are
a pawn in a universe chest match you mean nothing to God if they even a rounding your two pennies on balance sheet they don't care get it twisted everybody gets in this life why why if I can lock on can I not [ __ ] hit him you designed a [ __ ] game Miaki it's going to ruin your reputation for years [Music] [ __ ] I can't throw I want to throw my controller so [ __ ] bad I only have one I only have one it's stupid I can't do it I'm a 28-year-old
fing man I'm yelling at a fing video game dude it's my [ __ ] life it's my [ __ ] life and for what I'm stuck and you know the worst part I'm stuck in a prison of my own [ __ ] creation my hands made this iing sleep here I cook here iing play here and I'm stuck here for the past 30 [ __ ] hours and for what for who for 10,000 [ __ ] people who one want to see me do worse than them or two want to compare me to their favorite
streamer kaette that's what I'm doing it for why I'm [Music] 28 I'm not wearing a sorry it's okay look the fight is the fight you cannot change the fight you have to deal with the fight as is if you set out the rules that you couldn't do certain things like summon you can't do certain things like summon so you have to deal with a fight as is it's a 1 V3 is it a badly done fight yes will this probably change a course of miyazaki's career yes this is all true but we have to accept
the universe that we live in all right he has to accept that this is one of the [ __ ] worst things he's ever made ever it's embarrassing personally I would not have put this out but professionally we have to get the [ __ ] job done so let's get the [ __ ] job done needle dick Lita is considered one of the worst bosses in Elden ring due to her very long entry dialogue option and her General Horrible character design and she's an ugly [ __ ] every single Elder ring player hates her without
bail and for years no one figured out how to kill her the speedrun was thus halted with no time a dnf that was however until one man came along and was able to kill needle dick not just him for himself but for everyone [Music] [Music] I I I I play that so good and I still didn't have enough time she comes in so fast I I think I've died to this more times in Millennium lock in lock in [Music] let's go let's [ __ ] go [ __ ] yes come on [ __ ] yeah
dude that was so man that took me so long Chad only one or two bosses left we might beat this game tonight man wait what can we get to recap a recap I think we're at the end game bro that's the recap I have died 511 times I've been getting my ass beat all day I'm pretty sure we are walking into the final boss right now I think we're walking to the final boss which is a bit of a problem cuz I've heard people talk about this boss like Millennia 2.0 like the [ __ ]
end of Elden ring speedrunners and [ __ ] Gamers alike the hardest from software boss ever and I believe we have to kill Mika oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up I want to turn on dialogue wait [ __ ] [ __ ] spoilers spoilers the [ __ ] is redon doing there all right hey take two everybody take two Qui onet my loyal blade and champion of the festival both your deeds will ever be praised in song Now The Vow will be honored and
my Lord Brother soul will return so that he may be my consort [Music] BR is [ __ ] strong what does promis consort mean does this mean like melenia is willing to have sex with mola or America is mola and Ron used to be wed wait Mika ain't mola a guy and his brother wasn't that a woman's voice at the start so that voice was mola's voice and micha's a young boy and redon is gay and micho's consort is a consort a gay thing or not a gay thing a marriage thing is this the final
boss I thought I had to fight Mika this can't be the final boss all right I'll wait I'll wait I'll wait I'll wait I'll wait bro this guy's nuts this guy's the goat that one shot killed chat we're going on a scoo run because I don't want to do this at my current scoo level which is 11 I'm not going to throw my head at the [ __ ] wall so let's get some skadis on the skadis by the way are the leveling unit my goal is to go to bed earlier cuz I want to
uh beat this early tomorrow morning I would love to beat this by like 2 p.m. so I can play basketball that's actually all I care about you led me to a boss fight I asked for you to show me the way to a scatter tree and you led me to a boss fight I've been fooled y'all dog walk walked me to a [ __ ] boss fight at [ __ ] 12:30 p.m. you're going to make a.m. amm amm all right light work dude you circled me like a [ __ ] Predator like an actual
and I'm not talking like the Predator prey I'm talking like a Epstein like stop calling them all pedos I've called two people pedos one is a human and one is a dragon I feel like that's a good amount okay low key low key here's what I'm trying to do somebody said that there's a glitch where this boss gets stuck in the wall I'm trying to [ __ ] glitch him in the wall dude I pray this works why not just use summons okayy whoa whoa whoa whoa cuz I'm still beating the game without summons let's
be clear I'm not a dirty summon user I feel like I've won the lottery I know to many people this is cringe and cheese after getting [ __ ] over by so many cringe bosses this feels like justice this this feels like salvation I don't know this is euphoric I I'm genuinely so pleased with this all these [ __ ] cringe ass bosses and I just get to punch him through a [ __ ] wall uhoh no so he's got a phase two all right everyone's got a phase two huh no way I just died
to Ron for 10 hours and he's glitched killing a boss through a wall try on Horseback it's easier brother I promise you it is it uhoh oh no oh no no no Prince better gas no dude I pressed L1 I the the choke to end all chokes I pressed L1 one which is slash with two swords but with this weapon it is do nothing at all I already know you're making a hate threat on r/ Elden ring streamer lwig shows off exploit proudly brags about it in front of thousands of viewers this is what we
expect from content creators and then I can already read the first com first comment at least there's real streamers like Moon Moon who play with like zero leveling and you know what I do I sit here and I I don't feel a even a little bad I don't even feel a little bad about that [ __ ] that bore Rider oh [ __ ] all right Chad Chad is bed time my plans to be back by 7 but we'll see why not sleep a normal amount of time uh six hours it should be fine all
right good night what up Chad hello Chad today's the day baby all right here it is this is this is the final boss of the DLC people are calling it the hardest from software boss ever like straight up ever I think it took sauno 600 deaths small an 400 deaths I might double my deaths right now my heart rate's going up just thinking about this but we have a decent build let's just give it our best shot [Music] um I'm I'm going to make like a really quick pit stop it's finally time I get the
bubble tier you said you don't use this [ __ ] I don't but like you know Rockley also doesn't take off his weights but when you're fighting gar you got to do what you got to do okay that was it wow wow and you hit the ground we got a new [Music] PB [Music] dead let me th all my sorry respect to deck for the love of God what if I told you I don't need decks I just need to lock in I just got a lock in yeah we're beating this maybe in an hour
Lord Brother that's Micha talking at long last you are return turned got soft feet sorry I shouldn't have said that I should have said that do I niola and my promised consort ran [Music] is this a dumb question when do you hit him when do you hit him bro he he actually went Super Saiyan 3 grew his hair out Instant Transmission and then [ __ ] Spirit bombed the land lord of the old order let us go together let us [Music] go what what what I fell in love I got rised up by redon what
the [ __ ] was that I got [ __ ] rised up by redon and [ __ ] baby groon what was that mola has the ability to manipulate in Emotions Don't you're phrasing it in a certain way you're you're basically just saying I got rised up by Mika and don't don't put that on me I did not get rised up by the boy God I did [Music] not I like that I don't like that one by the way I feel so Vindicated because I've been calling various bosses in this game pedophiles and everyone was
like you can't just call every boss you fight a pedophile I am fighting a genuine pedophile a straight up pedophile with a boy lover that's his brother incest pedophile Micha is cursed to have the body of a child but isn't mentally a child no yeah yeah I know he's secretly 3,000 years old but he looks like a 12-year-old no yeah yeah super chill micholas using redon against his will if it were me personally if it were me I would not let a small boy make me a pedophile personally hey but I'm not redon I don't
know his life nice haircut why do people keep calling him bad what does it matter let the man play thanks man that was actually a really nice message I think you were lowkey still calling me bad but like that was actually nice watch out for his meteors I hope this sends time thanks not bad I have an idea I have a physic right now it's not the greatest physic flask currently it gives me a significant negating damage shield and recovers half my FP but I'm not really using FP I'm not using Mana right the other
things I have are like whatever I can restore HP steadily restore half my HP but I have enough potions it's not usually the problem and then this one which I didn't think was useful at all it's the ruptured tier I'll show you what it [Music] does it blows you up now to any normal person you might think it's useless but did you notice something in fact two important things until I rolled all of those are called eye frames basically I'm in the process of getting hit so I can't get hit and I still keep the
shield when I come back so if I pop that potion when he starts doing his holy thing I no longer need to run I can go towards him and then I can get a free hid in with a shield it's not a lot but everything helps so we're going to try that I cannot be trusted with myself I can't believe that's how we get to 700 deaths is [ __ ] I killed myself you know what that's fitting bro only got to take me out I'm not going to let another man take me out this
world I [ __ ] killed myself again dude dude I'll say it I'll [ __ ] say it cuz nobody else is saying it the Final Boss music is some ass I'll say it it's some ass I hate to get cont controversial on this stream you guys know that it is Ass N this I don't know about this trat man I don't know about this trat I like it but I don't think I could go full blast Cannon let's try it out [Music] h bro come on bro how did I go under your dick Ron's
got small [Music] meat we are nearing 800 deaths I I'll I'll Rego on that one time is it dude it's not even 8:00 we're going to beat this by [ __ ] 8:30 [Music] I was on my physic I was on my physic I had 11 pots and I was spamming it and I was like why aren't the heels popping I was on I wasn't on the heel what a [ __ ] up D I'm getting there easy though are you noticing this are you seeing how easy it is for me to get to like
him one third Health left like it is [ __ ] three let me throw on the fetty Fazbear hat I think it'll be easy easier I really thought a stagger was coming it was greedy but I really did think it no greed but it makes the fight easier the fight one will be the one where I have to do the least work you know so it's like I don't honestly mind doing another phase one to get a chance at a really good phase two I mean that was how I got the blue run [Music] let's
go let's [ __ ] go dude yes [ __ ] yes oh it's the perfect fight use every [ __ ] potion every trick in the [ __ ] book oh yes dude look at my [ __ ] heart rate look at my heart dude I taste popcorn in my mouth holy [ __ ] dude yes dude new Elden Lord in town baby that's the three time three time one of [Music] these I'm crazy out there I'm crazy out there dude my heart's still [ __ ] erasing my God that was so [ __ ]
long that was so long that sucked that boss [ __ ] sucks feels great to beat him I'm never fighting him again ever I'm going to watch a 100 I promise you a 100 videos of different ways people killed redon I'm I'm going to what I'm going to like Revel in it this is going to be my new TV every night I'm watching people murder that [ __ ] pedophile by the way certified pedophile dating a boy it's not me saying that that's the lore oh he got Charmed into being a pedophile okay let's see
how that one holds up in court Ron [ __ ] dude that feels [ __ ] great I you know what I'm so happy that I did it no summon no magic cuz I did I did I cheesed the I cheesed the [ __ ] out of my first Elder ring run the only reason I did it I guys I shout out Kai because the only reason I did it is because I watched Kai's stream on his Elder ring run and he did it real and a lot of people [ __ ] made fun of
him for being dog [ __ ] and to be fair he was dog [ __ ] when he started but he got so Good by just trying and persevering and I was like [ __ ] if he can do it I can maybe do it and I did it I did it thank you Kai oh my God I'm going to go to Every streamer's chat and tell them how to beat the B I'm going to back seat everybody oh Elder ring category on Twitch watch the [ __ ] out hey uh have you considered getting
like uh like a holy braid to deal with holy damage just an idea I don't know just throwing something out there have you tried not dying oh [ __ ] we have to watch the cut scene I almost ended stream I almost ended stream I swear to God I almost just ended stream I hope they're still playing basketball touch memory all right here it is the cut scene I'm going to be a god promise me you'll be my consult I'll make the world a gentler place so are we just [ __ ] [ __ ]
like what am I supposed to do with that I killed the guy who wanted to make the world a gentler place I mean yeah he is a like ancestral certified you know what I mean but all right Chad hey appreciate y'all watching I'm out oh [Music]
