Please Don't Destroy - New Personalities - SNL

[ Cheers and applause ] -John man. -Yooo. -Oh.

What's going on with the hat? -Oh. New year, new me.

Might be a hat guy now. -It's just a little tight on your head. -Huh?

-It's, like, pulling your eyebrows up. -It's 2022, and I just, I don't know, wanna try out a new personality. -You wanna change your whole personality?

-Exactly. Like, I'm kind of sick of being the pathetic loser I was last year. -Oh, that's sad.

-Do you mind if I try some new personalities for you guys? -Sure. -What about if I was one of those guys who's like, "Ay, yo, your vibe is flames.

" -Oh, I don't love that. -What? -Hey, girl, you want me to take you to Benihanas and then maybe you take your bottoms off?

-Oh, just the bottoms? -What? -And then we go see a fantasy movie.

-No, this guy sucks. -You want this to be your new personality? -Put your tongue back in, man.

-Not with your finger. -Not like that, dude. -I don't understand this, man.

-Of course you don't get it because you guys have great personalities. You're tall. .

. -That's all? -That's it?

-It doesn't have to be a hat guy, but I have to be somebody new. Oh, my God. What about if I was one of those guys who's like, "My research!

Years of my research has been destroyed! I'll never find the cure again! " -What are you doing, man?

-This is a personality? -Yeah, just one of those dudes whose years of research got rocked. -Honestly, I'm starting to get it.

-Pardon? -Like, I feel like I need a new personality. -Yes.

-What are you talking about? -I would just feel more confident being one of those guys who's just like, "Mr Potter. .

. " -That's Snape. -Who?

I just mean one of those guys who's like, "I teach potions at Hogwarts. " -That's from "Harry Potter. " -The English movie?

-What is going on? -Dude, come on. Find a new personality with us.

Like, you can't be happy as this. -Is this working for you? Being this way?

-Honestly, no. -See? -OK, maybe I could go up to a girl at a bar and be like, "What can I get y'all started with?

Sweet teas? " -I would -- I would be worried that she would think that you're her waitress. -I'm saying a guy who's like, "Ooh, somebody was hungry.

Let me clear that plate out for y'all. " -Kind of like a Southern waitress -- -Oh. Yeah.

-Dude, what about this guy? "Hi, I'm Paul. " -From "Jimmy Neutron?

" -I'm gonna walk up to the hottest girl in the club and just be like, "Stand clear of the closing doors, please. " -Yes! -The subway guy!

-We're killing it! -What about a guy who's like, "Party time! Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Oo-wah, oo-wah! Oo-wah! " -Maybe we should just be ourselves.

[ Door opens ] -Alright, I'll catch you guys. -What was that?