[Music] shot 49 take one we'd like to introduce to you now the youngest member of the tidy team he's uh pre-pubic he is he is poor maddox oh hi welcome to the table are you actually post pubic um mid mid very good just down here yeah let's clear up all the rumors all the rumors about this straight away i'm straight that wasn't the roommate that was in the room very keen though he was very keen to another one get that in but no the question was paul how how old are you i'm 18 18 years
old contrary to popular belief and my appearance that you're not 15. so paul malek is actually 18 years old and he is the chief engineer in the tide track studio that's right and doing a very fine job indeed how did you get involved with tidy tracks then question three um well when i was at a nightclub dressed funny story touched this isn't that yeah better be honest well i think you'll be better because he might get it wrong yeah well we were in one love in mansfield with the the lovely clem i believe mad dutch
club mad dutch claim i think he's actually the weekender so be careful what you say but it's lovely we love you ken we were at mansfield and this uh young 15 year old looking kid popped up with a scene in his hand sometimes we get approached cds in the box and we took it away from him i stuck it on in my car on the way back from the gig and it was in fact paul's version of entrance um his remix 73 that's what i'm looking for i listened to it gave it to the man
mozart who said yeah it's not so bad we played it out storm you then appeared at storm with a pokemon back on your back actually pokemon bag i think it was actually bob the builder bob the builder he was proper cyberduck which was slightly embarrassing fluffy boots they're colored bracelets i was actually wearing a skirt as well you were flipping dots all over my face like girls shoes and you're not bisexual no and there he was uh presented a cd we invited him into the studio to redo that scene mix put it through the tidy
track studio which tomorrow turned out worse uh what are you working on at the moment i'm working on track with jazz and charlie which is jess and charlie and charlie do you want to defend yourselves from the back it's not it's bollocks it's actually very exactly it's actually going to reshape the hard dance scene as we know it bloody hell bloody hell it's not it's very good no we have actually heard it now i've heard a little bit of it and it's sounding very good once they've got the mix down right i think it'll be
a winner do you want to say it i think i'll do it uh so yeah it's a good track so you're working on jesus are you working on something else as well i'm working on a big cam vocal track as well yeah uh just there's that camera to any rumors that i might be gay so you're working on a big camp thing and apparently you're working on dj's behavior at the moment as well i'm also working on a traveller yes indeed so that that swings the balance over a bit doesn't it has your mum ever
worn shoes that you think were not suitable for her feet um well it wasn't so much so much just me that thought they were unsuitable likely to have their feet bound as a child because if our dad my granddad actually thought she'd stand a better chance of getting sort of a good husband on small feet following in the chinese sort of theory are you making this up or is it true that is completely true your mum had a friend on his chest feeling it she bound her feet up no a dad bounty what age first
birth about bounding together no not together like tight tight so what's like what size feet is she i have no idea because she buys big shoes actually got really big feet oh she's got small things really small feet they're too small but she has big shoes and no one knows i think too small that she falls over when she's standing still where is this going anyway this is a yeah it's just there's no bondage involved now with your mother not with mage i should help no bloody hell and finally we have the 30 seconds trick
here where you have to talk about something for 30 seconds without laughing breaking wind or smiling uh can you get the stopwatch ready and you don't rush me are you going to tell what it is all right gear preparation you got to talk about shoe polish for 30 seconds right ready go go shoe polish great polishing your shoes better putting on the end of a telescope person puts a task out to their eye black mark it's got to be on the like biggest slapstick gags they sign the um kids these days in the army force
the heat boot polish up rub it on your shoes get black marks in your hands then you can wipe them around your eye and i've hesitated but i'm talking over it in fact you're that interesting let's have another 30 seconds no you're not actually boring okay but what we are going to do because you've done so well and you've been a brave boy um no you're almost twice a day i'm twice your age i practice 37 18 20. more than i could be your dad maybe you are well you didn't know about mum's feet so
it's looking like i need to talk to you later about your mum's feet but anyway in the meantime we're going to show your well we're not going to show you new single with the video because we couldn't be bothered to make a video because it weren't worth it so we're actually going to show a clip from transformers with your track underneath that sounds very budget and we're going to do it right now