hi guys sorry really quick before the video starts uh as some of you know I have a few shows coming up in New York City next month but all four shows sold out already so we added two more so two shows on October 21st in New York City at City Winery tickets uh in the description and I hope to see you there okay enjoy the video bye-bye hey what's up welcome to the sway house come on in so guys we're at the soy house not to confuse you with the hype house we're two completely different
groups okay folks so I've been making like a conscious effort to not make as many videos about Tik Tok but dude people keep doing very silly things over there and I have no choice okay my hands are tied they're getting married okay little history lesson content houses were all the rage in 20 9 and 2020 if you're unfamiliar with the concept of a Content house basically a bunch of Tik tokers will either buy or rent a [ __ ] mansion and much to their neighbors dismay they would all uh live in that house together and
collaborate with each other to grow their followings together this idea was pioneered by people like O2L and Jake Paul with Team 10 and it sort of um became an industry Norm over the years in recent years though I think everybody can agree that the most popular content house was the hype house and there's so big now that they're actually getting their own reality TV show which is really cool and I'm very excited for that but around the same time as the hype house was gaining popularity there was another one that was like just just right
beneath it and this Tik Tok house was a little more crazy than the hype house okay is a little more edgy if you will and this of course was the sway house the sway house was kind of like if you had a a frat house but every frat boy was a famous tick tocker so somehow worse than a frat house you got Josh Richards you got Bryce Hall this guy [ __ ] that guy we all love that guy that guy and my personal favorite this guy and you know what this house was just awesome
okay it's so cool dude and it's the perfect example of capitalism breeding Innovation you know I mean look at all these guys there's so much variety which one do I even choose you know what I mean I'm [ __ ] kidding obviously uh these guys are weird and and they suck I'm also like not sure where they got the name sway like I don't know why it's called the sway house my best guess is that it's a reference to all the dances that they do that require them to sway their dicks back and forth but
that's just a theory okay don't quote me on that please I actually Googled like what the sway house means like what why is it called Sway and uh the only result that popped up was a question that asks what does the sway house stand for growth Brotherhood and and content creation this question is so funny cuz I'm sure they mean like what does the sway house stand for like what does sway stand for what does it mean but when it's this question paired with that answer this sounds like it's a [ __ ] line out
of Game of Thrones what does the sway house stand for growth Brotherhood and content [Music] creation nice cook I can make fun of these idiots all day and I feel like I probably will going forward in this video but I want to finally get into like the main topic of this video the reason I bring up the sway house is because I recently discovered that they just released their very own mobile game that's not new influencers have done this before but their mobile game is a little different usually when you hear uh your favorite Tik
tocker is making a mobile game you have to close Tik Tok which is just like um no thanks you have to close Tik Tok freaking go to the App Store search the freaking name of the game you download it you close the app store you got to wait for it to download and then then you can open it and finally play the game and that's too many steps I'm lazy and you know what the sway boys know that okay there's big brains behind those bangs so their mobile game is actually playable right on Tik Tok
wow kind of it's a game you play on the web browser that opens within Tik Tok when you click a link in someone's bio and this game was created by a company called Playco which makes instantly playable games for social platforms and their entire business model revolves around making games for apps that people can play on the apps without actually leaving the app could have explained that better but I think you get it and I honestly think we'll be seeing a lot more of these going forward because they just raised $100 million at a valuation
of $1 billion so that's [ __ ] crazy so what's the game right what sort of game would the sway house be proud to slap their name on maybe a fun little game where you have to balance a snap back on a huge puffy head of hair I don't know or maybe a game like the The Drowsy mini game in Pokémon Stadium when you have to uh press a when the pendulum hits the line in the middle but instead of the pendulum it's one of the sway boys wieners that they're always swaying back and forth
I don't know it's not that thank [ __ ] god their game is called sway stories and it's straight up just a blatant ripoff of episode and I know a thing or two about episode okay I've regrettably spent hundreds of dollars on that stupid ass wipe of a game so I think I'll be the judge okay I'll be the judge if if sway stories is any good and we're going to do a playthrough of this game but before we get into that I feel like it's important to watch the promotional videos that they've been posting
on the sway stories official Tik Tok account okay so this one we got this character is doing a sweet dance okay that's the sweet dance got it okay now this is the cool one okay that's the cool dance this is pretty [ __ ] cool now that now that I'm seeing it on the viewfinder here wow pretty riveting gameplay so far I also see there's another option up there called uh flirty so I'd assume that they're going to do the flirty dance next right what the [ __ ] where where do those boys come from
is this like a bloody mary type thing you do a cool dance two times in a row the sway boys will pop up behind you and do a sweet Dance come join us and they've posted some other videos promoting the game they got the characters to do that like Bella porch llama Tik Tock Trend thing but my personal favorite videos on this account are the ones where they got the actual sway boys to promote the game and I also feel like this is a good time to mention that there are only two sway Boys in
this game they can only snag two of them there's Josh Richards and this other guy Griffin Johnson and that's weird because a few minutes ago there were like six dudes in that photo where's that guy you know my everyone's favorite that guy where are the rest of my sway boys you're telling me there's only going to be two in the game there's no sway there's no sway that that can happen how the [ __ ] you going to do a sway house game with only two of the guys that's like if you went to see
a Backstreet Boys concert and only hoe and Kevin came out [ __ ] you where's Nick so I did a little digging I looked it up and I found out that uh the sway house just straight up doesn't exist anymore the Sway Boy split up like months ago there there just isn't a sway house anymore which is [ __ ] so funny dude because no [ __ ] that happened oh yeah I could have called that one man an entire house full of dudes who think they're the hottest guys in the world who strictly make
content about how they're the hottest guys in the world yeah no [ __ ] they [ __ ] broke up you know in cartoons when there's like a big like Kur fuffle a big a big fight and there's like a big puff of smoke with like fists and legs popping out that's what I think of when I think of like groups of guys like this no I have the biggest bang no way bro I do you know what dude there's only one way to settle this shotgun all right bro if you say so come join
us it's just so funny to think that like months ago when they agreed to to make this mobile game all of the sway boys were like still getting along and still living in the same house and when they all broke up I guess Josh and Griffin are like still contractually obligated to still partake and like provide their likeness for this mobile game so they just have to pretend they have to pretend that the sway house still exists for a brand deal and that's so absurd like sorry to do another boy band comparison but imagine like
One Direction after not posting anything for years they're just like hey guys new board game check it out new board game that'd be [ __ ] insane people would go crazy I mean okay that's actually not a good comparison because I'd [ __ ] buy that I'd buy that in a second but you get what I'm trying to say right and usually when influencers promote their weird ass cash grabs they're usually pretty disingenuous but this one is like these videos are on like a whole new level of insincerity it is painfully evident in the promotional
videos that featured Josh and Griffin that they do not give a [ __ ] about this game so who are we inviting tonight seeing this one girl kind of bad bro I'm telling you right now already been in my DMs for sure that's impossible she snapshotting me right now bro I'm telling you we'll see who she who she really be seeing when she comes to this party go to Lin bio find out all right find out [Music] okay and the Oscar goes too like I get they're not stoked to be filming this video but like
so who we inviting tonight come on guys wake up Chop Chop straight up I'm I was fully expecting for the next shot to be just both of them asleep couldn't get through the [ __ ] video L find out all right find out okay and there's one more Tik Tok they did and it's one of my favorite videos I've ever seen ah I don't think so I guess there's only really one way to settle this first one let's talk to First looks like I'll be talking to her first no way bro that was a tie
okay pretty [ __ ] awesome transition with the water I'll give them that but these guys delivering a line is more painful than someone delivering a baby and I would know I was born a baby and I also don't know why Josh like whispered that one line in the Tik Tok he had like four lines and he couldn't even hear one of them first first yeah like man first talking first you can hear in the audio that they like I feel like they tried to like enhance it like get make it louder but only really
one way to settle this even with with the editing it still sounds so quiet like he's Whispering that line didn't even have the afterthought to be like maybe we'll do that again so people can [ __ ] hear what I'm saying you can't even see his mouth in the actual video so like just just record it and post right just resay the I don't know dude I don't know man I don't want to sway The public's opinion about these guys but be better at your job I guess there's only really one way to settle this
how do we find out first let talk to First I win what the [ __ ] I could barely hear what you were saying dude no way bro that was a tie enough messing around okay let's do a quick playthrough of this game and um I'll do a review on it just give you guys an idea of what it is and uh if it's any good all right sway stories I do things my own way so there's no sound good good I mean there probably was sound but they're like [ __ ] it it sounds
too bad they were delivering all their lines while jumping into a pool so sounds like [ __ ] first who get talk to first being a content creator is my dream job so I was stoked to get an invite to a sway house party yeah all right dude I get to go to a sway party one of their classic [ __ ] pandemic parties let's go dude I can't wait I can't wait to get Co in the game uh-oh your character just got Co good luck tap here to unlock the ICU your heart raises as
you pull up to sway house it's even bigger than you imagined had to put that little Flex in there about how big their house is used to be nervous energy courses through you as you walk into the backyard you spend hours idolizing on Tik Tok yeah the part is pretty bumping that guy is not [Music] moving I'll fake it till I make it how should I introduce myself your first choice is coming up choices are your opportunity to control the story who you are what you like how you talk to people choose to be in
the driver's seat or just sit back and enjoy love that for you bestie okay love that you bestie all video game tutorials I've got to use that now press a to jump you did it not you being so good at this game I've got this I'm Danny classic extrovert Juliet mystery flirting Sage down to earth baddy okay why are these [Music] locked and there it is there it is support sway La unlock all episodes and choices Early Access to new episodes add free forever well I got to I got to do the full review I'll
give him the three how much is it okay free for three days let's [ __ ] go dude wait hold on and then $4 a week $4 a week and they're not even putting out the next episode until they reach 50k that seems unfair what if they don't get 50k you just to keep giving them money they'll have 50k in cash before they have 50k in followers man [ __ ] [ __ ] all right man here we go I did it okay you regain your confidence as a friendly face walks towards you I don't
even know what I picked who did I pick partyer or is it partier I don't know oh my God it's my song wish I could hear it wish I could hear what song it was there's no [ __ ] music man oh all right all my dance practice is about to pay up Juliet is or the other girls the partier is doing the sweet dance ah before you realize what's happening you trip over your own feet You Close Your Eyes tight ready to hit the ground but instead you feel two strong pairs of hands on
your back why is this game just the Sway Boy subtly flexing about how strong their hands are big their house is you open your eyes and see two huge penises wow what just happened you good I could it be arly Griffin Josh OMG how did you catch me so fast you're kind of already walking over when you fell you just try to catch your name I'm Juliet Juliet I like that name it's crazy meeting you guys I've seen like all your Tik toks for real we should Griffin Josh where are you guys we got to
run we'll find you later the next morning you wake up to sounds of grinding metal your roommate Ry is running the blender in your shared kitchen I've been waiting hours for you to wake up now spill what happened last night what are you talking about Ray shows you her phone as she frantically Scrolls through tick Tok it's video after video of people asking who you are and they're all captioned # sway house love triangle I'm in a love triangle with Josh and Griffin you'll never guess what really happened at the party we'll be waiting for
you in episode 2 XOXO episode 2 release at 50k Tik Tok followers share to help us to unlock it could just release it you could just put it out cuz people are paying for this $4 a week $15 $16 a month I mean I got to hit them with the follow dude boom all right guys we need all hands on deck they only at 13,000 followers we need to get to 50 so I can uh get some of my money's worth at least uh so that was Episode One graphics zero gam play Zero story 10
on a more serious note about this I uh I understand you know wanting to make money I get it these sway boys are young and I'm and I'm sure they have managers that are like we're going to put the sway house name and your name on every single thing we possibly can it doesn't matter what it is your name is going on it okay you need to diversify and make as much money as you possibly can okay we're going to make me Rich and we're going to make you rich and that's why stuff like this
happens so frequently and obviously I know some [ __ ] Tik tokers aren't going to release some like AAA big budget [ __ ] video game because obviously that would cost them a bunch of money and it would be a big Financial Risk for them to take on it'd be [ __ ] sick though like as much as I would love that I don't think that's ever going to happen like we'll never get an Addison Rayman game or [ __ ] super dilio sisters or a Nikita the dragon game and that sucks man but back
to the mobile game topic there have been some pretty successful uh influencer mobile games that have released like PewDiePie's tuber simulator or the h3h3 ball rider game and those are successful because they partnered with like a reputable developer who like gave a [ __ ] about what they were doing and they created something new and like exciting but on the other side of that it is very weird for Tik tokers to put out a video game about how sick they are like the whole game just revolves around how [ __ ] how much money they
have and how famous they are and how hot they are and how strong their hands are the [ __ ] like I wouldn't put out a [ __ ] PS5 game titled my mustache is [ __ ] awesome and sick and I'm strong as absolute [ __ ] as much as I'd like to I I just I wouldn't do that I have integrity that's that's actually the name of the sequel and as time goes on I think the main one of the main critiques anyway of the gaming industry is how Studios and developers are just
in it to make as much money as possible and since mobile games are way cheaper to make the risk level is almost non-existent and the probability that you will make a profit is much higher I think it's obvious to me this is just how I this is just what I think don't [ __ ] sue me but it's obvious that this Playco company doesn't give a [ __ ] about the art or the possibilities of the medium they just want to fart out some shitty knockoff of an already shitty game and then attach that to
the audience of a now defunct Tik Tock content house to gain a player base and [ __ ] suck them dry of all their $4 a week [ __ ] it's weird man I'm just [ __ ] sick of people like not giving a [ __ ] you know and these sway boys have shown that they don't give a [ __ ] like time and time again they do bad acting and lazy voice over work they throw huge parties during the pandemic because they don't care about anybody else but themselves and their own wants and
needs and they can't even be bothered to do any other dance than the sweet dance switch it up boys I don't know man in conclusion I guess sorry I'm talking so much but um in conclusion I understand diversifying to make money while you're able to I get that I'm guilty right like this internet stuff isn't going to last forever I know that but at the same time you can still diversify and like start new business ventures that aren't just a weird cash crab things that you're actually proud of and I don't want to like knock
anybody's hustle or anything like that but there's an interview with this Josh Richard's guy and he explains how he used to make money when he was doing Tik Tok live streams and it's pretty telling so uh let's watch a little clip of that there was like a live leaderboard back on musically 1 to 250 of the top contributors on the app so the people that spent the most money at the start of my life I would have my sister in the room beside me she would go through and follow and unfollow all these people and
like like 10 of their videos so then a lot of these fans that send money they're not famous they have like 30 40 200 followers right so they notice when someone follows them and I followed them so so I knew who to pay more attention to so I was always just like very strategic behind so I'm acquiring these customers customers customers is that smart sure is it weird yeah like that's just pretty telling that like it's they don't care about money man it's just about money for them and this may be super hypocritical cuz I
make a pretty good living making [ __ ] YouTube videos and you know merch and standup and all that [ __ ] but I just think as a Creator you have a certain responsibility especially if you have such a young audience like you you should be proud of the stuff you're putting out there right cuz you would think if these guys are actually proud of the mobile game they're putting out maybe they post about it like anywhere maybe they post about it on their Tik Tok page that has millions and millions of followers I don't
know and then maybe the sway stories page would have more than 13,000 followers just a thought yeah anyways go download my new game it's called the Kurt Boy Chronicles you play as this cool hot guy named Curtis and pretty much the object of the game is to give me all of your money [ __ ] you all right well speaking of giving money to me uh let's hear a word from today's sponsor expressvpn the internet can be a lot of fun but just like other things that are a lot of fun if you're not careful
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someone just did a cool dance twice so I'm being summoned goodbye [Applause] [Music]
