- [Bill] Geoff, let's have a look at the replay here to see if indeed he did do the three pumps. - [Geoff] All right, no question. There is the first one, right?
- - [Bill] Yeah, agreed, right. - [Geoff] And then coming up, is the second one. - [Bill] Okay, yes, very clear.
It's the third. - [Geoff] We'll see, it's coming up right here- - [Bill] Just not sure. Oh, yeah, you're right, there's absolutely three pumps there.
(crowd cheering) (upbeat music) (graphic whooshing) (exciting music) - Hi everybody, I'm Dave Stassen, alongside Geoff Worthing, and welcome to the annual East/West Bowl. As we get ready to watch some of the best college players in the national showcase their skills in a classic showdown between East and West. And there really are some characters on this year's squads, aren't there Geoff?
- That's right, Dave, it does seem like the most flamboyant personalities came to the forefront, and they are here. Let's meet the players from the East. (upbeat rock music) (graphic whooshing) (upbeat rock music) (graphic whooshing) - D'Marcus Williums, University of Georgia.
(graphic whooshing) - T. J. Juckson, Wayne State University.
(graphic whooshing) - T'Variusness King, Merrimack College. (graphic whooshing) - Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, University of Miami. (graphic whooshing) - D'Squarius Green Junior, University of Notre Dame (graphic whooshing).
- Ibrahim Moizoos, University of Tennessee at Chattanooga. (graphic whooshing) - Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, Michigan State University. (graphic whooshing) - D'Isiah T.
Billings-Clyde, Coastal Carolina University. (graphic whooshing) - D'Jasper Probincrux The Third, South Carolina State University. (graphic whooshing) - Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz, East Carolina University.
(graphic whooshing) - Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, University of Middle Tennessee. (graphic whooshing) - Davoin Shower-Handel, University of Southern Mississippi. (graphic whooshing) - Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University.
(graphic whooshing) - L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, Florida Atlantic University. (graphic whooshing) - J'Dinkalage Morgoone, University of South Florida. (graphic whooshing) - Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, University of Pennsylvania.
(graphic whooshing) (upbeat rock music) (graphic whooshing) - We're going to be looking for big plays all game long from Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace. - At let's not forget the tight ends, Ibrahim Moizoos and Hingle McCringleberry, they've both had amazing seasons. - That's right, Geoff.
Now let's meet the players from the West. (upbeat rock music) (graphic whooshing) (upbeat rock music) (graphic whooshing) - Saggitariutt Geofferspin, Texas A&M. (graphic whooshing) - D'Glester Hardunkichud, University of Wisconsin.
(graphic whooshing) - Swiruithan L'Goodling-Splatt, Saskatchewan University. (graphic whooshing) - Quatro Quatro, San Jose State University. (graphic whooshing) - Ozamataz Buckshank, Stanford University.
(graphic whooshing) - Beezer Twelve Washingbeard, Jones College. (graphic whooshing) - Shakiraquan T. G.
I. F. Carter, University of Northern Arizona.
(graphic whooshing) - X-Wing At Aliciousness, Missouri Western State University. (graphic whooshing) - Sequester Grundelplith M. D.
, Adams State. (graphic whooshing) - Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, South Dakota State University. (graphic whooshing) - T.
J. A. J.
R. J. Backslashinfourth The Fifth, Albion College.
(graphic whooshing) (player imitating dolphin screeching) - San Diego State University. (graphic whooshing) - Donkey Teeth, Boise State University. (graphic whooshing) - Torque (construction machinery rumbling) Lewith, Nevada State Penitentiary.
(graphic whooshing) - The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop, University of Missouri-Columbia. (graphic whooshing) - Dan Smith, BYU. (graphic whooshing) (upbeat rock music) (graphic whooshing) - [Bill] And we're coming to the end of the first quarter with the Rhinos in the red zone for the first time.
- [Geoff] Gotta say, Bill, I like watching these Rhinos. - [Bill] Ransom takes the snap, drops back with good protection, and that's a completed pass to a very wide open Hingle McCringleberry, the rookie out of Penn State. - [Geoff] Nice grab by McCringleberry, you think he's happy?
- [Bill] Oh, boy, he is loving it down there. - [Geoff] Oh, we got something of a shooting gallery going on- - [Bill] Oh yeah, look at that, boy that is something. And, oh, oh, wait, we got a flag there.
- [Geoff] What, he got called for- - [Bill] Is that for excessive celebration? - [Geoff] Yeah. - [Bill] Ah, see, I'm not sure about that call.
- [Geoff] I don't know, Bill, that was three pumps, and the rule book says you cannot have more than two. - [Bill] Oh my gosh, but look at the kid, he's pleading his case with the ref, pleading his case. - [Geoff] Yeah, clearly three pumps.
- [Bill] Coach Johnson definitely not happy about this call. - That's two pumps! (graphic whooshing) - [Bill] Five minutes into the fourth quarter, third in 10, the Rhinos again threatening to score, can the Cougars hold them?
- [Geoff] Big play coming here, Bill. - [Bill] Ransom takes the snap, drops back, he floats one into the end zone, and McCringleberry pulls it down! - [Geoff] Oh, he's got it!
- [Bill] Oh my gosh, for his second touchdown of the day for this rookie, he has gotta be feeling great about himself, a lot of confidence- - [Geoff] Nicely done, I'll tell you man, he's- - [Bill] Oh, oh see now there's two pumps, oh- - [Geoff] Yeah he's really testing the boundaries, and he's clearly gotten the ref's attention here. - [Bill] A third pump will draw a flag no matter what. (whistle screeching) See, oh, he just did it- - [Geoff] He did it again!
- [Bill] Now what is that, the second time? Now you have to flag him on it. - [Geoff] Yeah, he had to.
You know, Bill, it's just frustrating seeing young players without the ability to restrain themselves. - [Bill] Oh it really is, it's hard. - [Geoff] I mean the ref's gonna get ya every time.
- [Bill] Yeah, yeah, absolutely. See, now the ref agrees, that's three pumps right there. (graphic whooshing) And the quarterback, Ransom, under center, last five minutes of the game, the Rhinos are marching here again.
- [Geoff] Hard to stop this team from scoring, Bill, they have so many weapons. - [Bill] Ransom takes the snap, and it's a shovel pass to McCringleberry, through, he's at the 10! He's at the five!
And touchdown, Rhinos! - [Geoff] Oh my, great block by Hardunkichud, and that's gonna be tough for the Cougars to come back from. - [Bill] Boy, what a career day from Hingle McCringleberry, the rookie outta Penn State.
Oh, he's just amazingly fired up here today, Geoff. - [Geoff] You gotta love the way this guy plays, and he, oh- - [Bill] Oh, see now there's one pump, oh- - [Geoff] Uh-oh. - [Bill] Well I cannot believe this kid.
- [Geoff] You gotta put your team first in situations like this, and McCringleberry's just not doing that- - [Bill] Oh, now there's two, Geoff now if he pumps a third time, he will draw his third penalty for today. (Geoff sighing) Everybody here waiting with bated breath. - [Geoff] He did it!
- [Bill] Oh, did he? - [Geoff] Yes, he did it. - [Bill] Oh, that's just- - [Geoff] He couldn't help himself- - [Bill] That's just amazing, I mean, come on in professional football, it's really- - [Geoff] It's a shame- - [Bill] Yes- - [Geoff] That's what it is- - [Bill] Yes, it is.
- [Geoff] You can argue all you want- - [Bill] Right. - [Geoff] But the flag, well it's been thrown. - [Bill] That's right, if it's three pumps the ref's not gonna take it away now.
- [Geoff] No he's not, duration and intensity doesn't make any difference. - [Bill] Well Geoff, let's have a look at the replay here to see if indeed he did do the three pumps. - [Geoff] All right, no question, there is the first one, right?
- - [Bill] Yeah, agreed, right. - [Geoff] And then coming up, is the second one. - [Bill] Okay, yes, very clear.
It's the third- - [Geoff] We'll see, it's coming up right here- - [Bill] Just not sure. Oh, yeah, you're right, there's absolutely three pumps there. - [Geoff] Oh.
- [Bill] Uh, apologies to all those watching with young children, clearly unintentional.
