[Music] Welcome to our new home. >> We're all one big happy family now. >> What do you think?
[Music] >> Hey, hey, hey. Don't worry. I'm sure they'll be best friends in no time.
>> Sure hope so. The girls and I haven't had a man living with us since their dad walked out a few years ago. They literally doesn't even remember him.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Sit down. It's just been me and the boys since their mom passed, and I think this will be good for them, for all of us.
>> I think so, too. This is our dream, combining our families, >> and we're making it happen. >> No, my brand new pallets.
You are hiking, ruining my life. This is my robot control system. You literally stomped on me.
>> Leave him alone. >> Seriously, his stuff is everywhere. >> His stuff?
We were unpacking. Have you seen our bathroom? >> You leave my sister alone.
She could have been hurt. >> You know what? We're leaving.
>> So, if you put a little sparkle right here, you get this. >> Get out. I need a shower >> and I need to do my makeup tutorial.
>> Oh, I hope that this isn't the final look. Unless you're auditioning for the circus. >> OMG, not you finally discovering soap, but I'm literally in the middle of a main character moment.
So, bye. >> Well, main character. >> Wow, there's your plot twist.
But so many things done. >> I need to do my hair. Can I have the toilet?
>> Okay, well, but I need a shower. So, you'll come back later. [Music] Everybody out now.
>> What's this contraption? >> Out. Go.
I >> think you all know why we called this family meeting. >> Is it really a family meeting if we're not all technically family? >> Cory, enough.
>> First, let's take this some opportunity to lay down some ground rules so we don't kill each other. >> I don't need that. I know how to behave.
Okay. Doubt that >> I actually really drive with >> Shut up. You're literally like I just >> First, we're going to be designating the downstairs bathroom as the boys bathroom.
>> Girls, >> and the upstairs bathroom is for the girls. So, no arguing over who gets to use what. [Music] You'll take turns when it comes to using the television, video games, and anything else that's meant to be shared.
>> Hey, I was watching the new episode of Cosmos. >> I don't care. There's a WNBA game on.
>> I don't care. Wait. >> Always respect each other's space and do not touch each other's things without permission.
>> Uh, what are you doing? >> Charging my phone. >> Oh, no, not charging my computer.
Move out of my way. So annoying. >> Wait, are you serious right now?
>> This is where we're at. >> Okay. Really?
All right. [Music] >> Looks like you're not charging anything. Hey, are you >> Are you crazy, dude?
>> I'm going to make a chore chart so we can track who is responsible for what and make sure our shared spaces stay clean and organized. >> Press the button, bro. >> Got it.
>> Bro, what? Hey, [Music] but most of all, just try to have fun together. Now, Bruce and I are going to work, so be good.
Mom, he keeps getting the remote. You have to tell him to stop. >> You weren't even watching TV.
>> I was looking at >> So, the kids are turning the house into a bit of a war zone. >> Oh, I've heard boys been blowing up my phone. >> We can't live like this all summer.
We need a vacation. >> Actually, I think a little family vacation might be what this family really needs. I do not live like this.
This is so not the vibe. How can mom expect us to live with those animals? >> I know.
If Noah was an animal, he'd be a frigin buddy named Little Einstein. He's like so soft. He might be smart, but a bust of wind could knock him over.
>> It's a gust of wind. And that older one, Cory, did you see his sweatshirt? So ew.
Boys are so annoying. Yo, I looked up brat in the dictionary and found a photo of Josie. >> And they have no respect for the scientific process.
Like >> seriously, bro, >> I kind of wish mom was still here. I mean, none of this would have happened. I mean, Diana's cool and all, but it's stay.
Little bro, listen. No one will ever replace mom. We just got to stay strong and and teach those brats how miserable it could be to live with boys.
Okay. I'm sure dad will come to a senses. >> Hopefully soon because Leila kind of scares me.
>> Girl, chill. We'll figure it out. >> How?
>> Well, tomorrow is a new day and we can make absolutely sure those boys are miserable. >> I like how you think. >> Yeah.
So chill, she Hulk. Mom will get her deposit back. >> I seriously can't handle any more house rules right now.
Like I can't even if you >> Oh, you don't have to worry about any more house rules. [Music] >> We're going on vacation >> and that camping trip. >> A camping trip does not equal a vacation.
>> Pack your bags. We're hitting the road first thing in the morning. >> Go, go, go, go, go.
[Music] >> Sweet goods. A fresh start. >> Yeah, I think some time away from this house turn war zone would do them some good.
>> You'll be right. >> Yeah. >> Sit down.
What are you doing? >> Are you literally going camping? street.
>> It's not my fault. >> Can't do this. >> It's giving 1980 summer camp and we all might die.
>> And did I mention I'm afraid of the insects in the billion of bacteria in the dirt? >> Don't worry, a little dirt's not going to kill you, bro. >> Says the guy who thrives in filth.
>> Knock it off. We're going to be here the whole weekend, so let's just make the best of it. Okay.
Wow, I'm impressed. Nice job. >> Hey, you want to throw the ball around?
>> Yeah. >> Wait, Dad, we need your help. >> How do you make it look so easy?
>> Wait. >> Now that we're here, we can put our plan into action. It'll be even easier to make those boys lives miserable now that we're in the middle of the wilderness.
Well, I came prepared. >> And here, I thought Noah was supposed to be the smart one. >> I hate the outdoors.
So many hazards everywhere. >> I know. Hey, if we plan this right, we won't be here for long.
>> Introducing my latest invention, the Robo Spider 5000. Do you think girls like spiders? Yeah.
>> What better way to get to know each other than with some sugar? >> Mhm. I got a good feeling about this.
You know, it's always good to just gather around the fire and bond. Hey, has anybody seen Noah? >> I was just using the restroom.
There he is. Here, you two should have the first s'mores. Our treat.
A >> see, it's good to have sisters. I wish I had some when I was younger. >> Thanks.
>> I love s'mores. [Music] [Laughter] Boys, are you okay? >> Just when things were starting to go well.
>> I'm really sorry they did that. I know they didn't mean to hurt them. >> That was dangerous.
Diana. [Applause] [Music] >> Oh my gosh. >> Take him.
Oh, it's cool. >> Oh, man. Do it.
>> Wait. >> It's chocolate. [Music] >> I wish I'd brought earplugs.
>> What will you tell him? >> No. Stop.
>> You mess with my little brother. I mess with you. >> Instead of destroying my stuff, you use that concealer for that fat zit on your forehead.
>> No, I'm not insecure like you. Oh, >> yeah. I'm good.
>> You guys, why aren't you sleeping in your own tents? They made me think I stepped in poop >> and that there was a bear. >> They put a massive spider in our tent with the camera.
>> Oh my god. >> It was a robot. >> It was literally a robot.
It was a spider. >> Back to your tent now. >> Now.
Back to your tents and do not come out until the morning. [Music] Your sons used a bug to spy on them. >> My sons?
Okay, so what about everything Ila and Josie did? >> Maybe they just don't know how to treat young ladies. Wear their manners.
>> Young ladies? They pretended to be bears and left fake poop outside my son's tent. Well, maybe your girls need to learn how to behave.
So, let's try and have a better day today with lots of fun outdoor activities. >> Yeah, family means sticking together. Even if that means we drive each other crazy.
>> I'm going to throw up. >> Right. >> Loki kind of sad how out of shape both of you are.
>> You're like so unethical. >> That's not even a word. >> I don't care.
Really? >> Really? [Laughter] >> God, >> she should post that on her channel.
>> Oh my god, they're so I could not spend any more time with them. They're so annoying. I'm just going home.
I can't do this. over. >> Can you guys just get back into your tents?
We need to talk to Bruce. >> These kids just can't get along. >> I don't know what else to do.
Maybe this whole thing was a mistake. >> What do you mean whole thing? >> All of us together.
Maybe we're trying to force something that shouldn't have happened. I'm exhausted. The kids are a mess.
Not to mention, they can't spend any time together. Wait, I know. But listen, >> I need quiet.
>> Hold on. Get this for me. >> I need to go for a walk alone.
[Music] >> Wait, Diana, wait. I [Music] >> Okay, what are you doing here? Laughing more ways to ruin my life.
>> Bathroom idiot. >> Bathroom idiot. >> Mom, what?
Diana left me. >> She gave me a ring back. >> Oh my gosh.
>> Did you hear that? >> It's working. >> I need her.
Mom, I'm in love with her. And I haven't been this happy since since Ella passed away. And it was our dream to become a family.
Mom, these kids, they just can't get along with each other. >> I love Diana and our daughters. And I wanted the boys to have a maternal figure, but I guess I guess I'm just meant to be alone.
>> What's wrong? You're scaring me, Josie. >> Yeah, why are we with the girls?
>> We overheard Bruce alone in his tent. >> He was talking to grandma and he and Diana might be breaking up. >> Yes.
>> Yes. Yes. We'll be free.
>> No, I really sad. Dad said that he hadn't been really happy since falling in love with Diana. Josie and I were talking and maybe we can come to some sort of truce for the time being so that we don't ruin our parents' happiness.
>> Seriously, why should we? >> Ila, think about it. Mom was devastated when dad left.
I haven't seen her smile in forever. And Bruce, I can tell he really cares for her and us. >> Truce.
Um, Bruce, can we talk to you for a minute? >> Dad. >> Uh, hey kids.
>> Dad, we want to tell you we're going to try to get along. >> Yep. No more pranks.
Contemporarily. >> It's temper. >> Temporarily.
Seriously, I can't believe this. >> Um, where's mom? We wanted to tell her, too.
>> Oh, uh, she went for a walk a few hours ago. >> What? >> It's It's getting dark.
Does she even have her phone on her? >> We went straight to voicemail. Her phone's dead.
>> So, she won't even have a light. >> Okay. Okay.
Come on. We can go find her before it gets too dark. Let's go.
Let's go. >> It's getting cold. What if we can't find Mom?
Don't worry. We're good. [Music] A footprint.
It's fairly new. You can tell by the dirt formation. >> A size seven Converse woman sneaker.
That is hers. >> You can tell that just from the shoe print. >> Duh.
>> She's right. >> And that's her shoe. Where's mom?
>> Mom. >> Mom. Diana.
>> Hey mom, where are you? >> Diana. >> Mom, help.
>> Oh my god. I was so worried about you. >> I'm okay.
I just twisted my ankle ways back and had to pull over. >> I'm so sorry. And I love you so much and I'm sorry that we didn't find you so much.
>> You guys are all here together. >> Yeah. We decided to put aside all of our differences and attempts to enjoy this vacation.
>> Yeah. And you two belong together. >> What they said.
And Bruce loves to play sports, so that's cool. >> Family means sticking together. And it drives each other crazy.
I love you guys. >> You held on to that? >> Yeah.
I never gave up on us. >> E. >> I'm glad you guys made it.
But don't forget your children are here. >> I promise this one is safe. >> Good.
Because uh I brought this just in case I need to add something extra to your s'mores. >> Diana, if you need any help, this robot is super handy. >> I really appreciate it, Noah.
>> Impressive. >> Baby, got a pee. Okay.
>> All right. >> Who left the toilet seat up? >> Yeah, I guess there's still a few things the boys need to learn.
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